Bonus Bill – Ep. #438

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Month series, Real Time with Bill Moss.

Hey, everybody, how you doing?

Thank you very much.

Oh, what a crowd.

What a crowd.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

You sound awesome.

Okay.

Wow.

What are they hopped up on?

Thank you.

I appreciate that very much.

Man, what a week.

I mean, so much deadly destruction.

The earthquake in Mexico, the hurricane in Puerto Rico, the health care bill in Congress.

This bill, this is the third try.

Now, this one is called Graham Cassidy after Lindsey Graham, the senator from South Carolina who wrote this.

And Lindsay says that this bill is not going to take away health care from anybody.

It doesn't deny people from getting their pre-existing conditions covered.

And I think everybody looks at Lindsay and goes, Lindsay, are you being straight with us?

Because this is just a bad bill.

This is the worst thing Lindsay has ever pulled out of his ass, and that's saying a lot.

Oh, no, I didn't.

But, you know, we always find out the details of these terrible health care plans after.

So the Republicans this time are keeping this one quiet.

They don't want you to know.

The Republicans are like, Mom, if you don't want to know I smoke weed and whack off, stop going through my room.

But is this really how democracy is supposed to work for one side, makes the other side so exhausted until they finally give up?

I don't remember Lincoln saying, my fellow Americans, just let us fuck you and we'll leave you alone.

It was called Repeal and Roll Over.

But we'll see.

I mean, it's going to reach the Senate floor.

It has its chance.

The Republicans, of course, are led by Mitch McConnell, and the Democrats, of course, are led by Jimmy Kimmel.

So that's

the state we're in.

Now, the other big news is this Russia investigation, which half the country doesn't pay attention to or believe at all, but I swear to God, it's real.

It's going on.

It's heating up in a big way.

Not only do we smell a rat, I think we see it leaving with a piece of pizza in its mouth.

I don't want to say Trump is getting nervous about this, but today he voted to repeal and replace his pants.

But Trump supporters, you know, they're growing very impatient with the investigation.

They're all saying, can't we just get to the part where Hillary gets locked up?

All right, thank you very much.

We're going to go over here.

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