Bonus Bill – Ep. #434

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Thank you very much.

What a happy group, huh?

I think I I know why they're happy.

The race war has been postponed till after Labor Day, so that's great.

Oh, of course.

Well, look, I'm here to entertain you while Nazis roam the streets.

I think of myself as Liza Minelli in cabaret.

Oh, it was quite a week, right?

I mean, it sort of made you miss the innocent days of last week when the president was just threatening nuclear war.

Back when Virginia was for lovers.

Oh.

But yeah, if you haven't been keeping up, the end of the world, that was last week.

Try to keep up.

The good news is Trump is not starting World War III.

The bad news is he's restarting the Civil War.

Well, I mean, you saw that shit that happened in Charlottesville, all the violence, and then Trump immediately made a statement where he asked all Americans to look into their hearts and ask why they harbor so much hate and resentment against Nazis.

Because it's times like these that we look to our president to bring us apart.

Oh, okay.

So now Trump is trying to make it about the statues coming down.

You know, the great historian,

Donald Trump, who knows so much about history, everything in history, he says, you know, when they're taking down the statues of Robert E.

Lee and Stonwall Jackson, who's next?

Washington Jefferson?

Oh, when his friend Frederick Douglass heard about that, he

was pissed off.

All right, thank you very much.

We're going to do this.

Okay.

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