Bonus Bill – Ep. #429

3m
Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Press play and read along

Runtime: 3m

Transcript

Speaker 1 This is Marshawn Lynch, aka Beast Mode, checking in this holiday season.

Speaker 1 Everybody out here stressing, shopping, rapping, cooking, but me trying to kick back, marshmallow sports, and go green on my Proz Picks lineups.

Speaker 1 Right now, Proz Picks is getting into the festive spirit where new users get $50 instant in lineups. When you play your first $5, it's real simple to play.

Speaker 1 Pick two or more players, pick more or less on their stat projections, and you could win big. Real simple, real quick.
I'm talking two-minute tops. Faster than heating up leftovers.

Speaker 1 Mix and match players from any sport all season long on prize picks available in 45 states including California, Texas, Florida, and Georgia.

Speaker 2 Download the Prize Picks app today and use code Spotify and get $50 instantly in lineups when you play $5.

Speaker 2 That's code Spotify on Prize Picks. They get $50 instantly in lineups when you play $5.

Speaker 2 Win or lose, you'll get $50 in lineups for just playing. Guaranteed.
Prize picks. It's good to be right.
Must be present in certain states. Visit PrizePicks.com for restrictions and details.

Speaker 3 This episode is brought to you by Toyota. This winter, explore California in a brand new Toyota hybrid.

Speaker 3 Test-drive the stylish, all-hybrid Camry, the adventure-ready RAV4 hybrid, or the rugged Tacoma hybrid at your local Toyota dealer.

Speaker 3 Every new Toyota comes with Toyota Care, an exclusive hybrid battery warranty, and Toyota's legendary quality and reliability. Toyota, let's go places.

Speaker 3 See your local Toyota dealer for hybrid battery warranty details.

Speaker 4 Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Moff.

Speaker 4 Hey, everybody.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Vericon.

Speaker 4 Thank you. How you doing?

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 Thank you.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Bill.

Speaker 4 Okay, all right. Thank you.
Wow, what a crowd. What a crowd.

Speaker 5 They are happy. Well, Trump has been very upset about the Russia stuff lately, to the point where he called in the cabinet, did you see this this week, for an emergency flattery meeting?

Speaker 5 I mean, this is the most insecure man I have ever seen, and I work in Hollywood.

Speaker 5 And then

Speaker 5 the day after the cabinet meeting was Trump's birthday. I mean, after that cabinet meeting, can you imagine how much of a suck-up you have to be when you sign Trump's birthday card?

Speaker 5 Priebus wrote, happy birthday, dear leader. I want you inside me.

Speaker 5 Thank you, sir. This guy is the right idea.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so, and a young girl came in and brought the birthday cake. This is true, and Trump slipped her a 20 as a tip.

Speaker 5 And she said, Dad, it's me, Tiffany.

Speaker 5 But here's interesting news. After 20 years, Fox News is changing their slogan.
Remember, fair and balanced? They're giving up on that.

Speaker 5 They wanted to go with the less you know.

Speaker 5 But they settled on Trump's balls arch in. All right, thank you very much.
That's not going to go through that.

Speaker 4 Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch him anytime on HBO On Demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.