Bonus Bill – Ep. #429

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Moff.

Hey, everybody.

Thank you, Mary Cutton.

Thank you.

How you doing?

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you, Bill.

Okay, all right.

Thank you.

Wow, what a crowd.

What a crowd.

They are happy.

Trump has been very upset about the Russia stuff lately, to the point where he called in the cabinet, did you see this this week, for an emergency flattery meeting?

I mean, this is the most insecure man I have ever seen, and I work in Hollywood.

And then

the day after the cabinet meeting was Trump's birthday.

I mean, after that cabinet meeting, can you imagine how much of a suck-up you have to be when you sign Trump's birthday card?

Priebus wrote, happy birthday, dear leader.

I want you inside me.

Thank you, sir.

This guy is the right idea.

Yeah, so, and a young girl came in and brought the birthday cake.

This is true, and Trump slipped her a 20 as a tip.

And she said, Dad, it's me, Tiffany.

But here's interesting news.

After 20 years, Fox News is changing their slogan.

Remember, fair and balanced?

They're giving up on that.

They wanted to go with the less you know.

But they settled on Trump's balls are chin.

All right, thank you very much.

That's not going to go through that.

Okay, so.

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