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Welcome to an HBO podcast

from the HBO Late Night series,

Real Time with Bill Maher. We'll be right back.
Thank you very much. Hello.
Hello, people. How are you? Thank you.
Wow. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wow. I appreciate it.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
All right. There's so much, please, there's so much going on.
So much going on, but really what we care about here in Los Angeles, it's Oscar weekend. We're getting ready for the Oscars on Sunday.
Look how excited you are.

Well, come on. Get Oscar fever.

Tonight's the night, by the way, the Friday before.

When everyone gets their ribbon, you know they all wear a ribbon to show support for whatever cause they have.

And now it's Kanye's problem, how to pin it on his wife. Tonight also is the beginning of Ramadan the Muslim holy month a full month of fasting and prayer which is the same thing the nominees do the month before the Oscars but I come on I love the Oscars.

It's one of our last communal experiences, right?

Where we celebrate movies and say as one people,

no, I haven't heard of that one either.

I mean,

there's literally a nominee this year called I'm Still Here.

Really, I assume it's a sequel to Netflix

Thank you. There's literally a nominee this year called I'm Still Here.
Really, I assume it's a sequel to Netflix's Are You Still Watching? So, all right, but what else is going on? Not much. What, what? Well, I can't say that.
Nothing comes to mind. Oh, in World War III, news were on the other side now.
I don't know if you heard that. This today was...
Well, I have to show you this. Zelensky was in the Oval Office to discuss the big turnaround that the country has done where Trump says, no, he's the dictator.
And Ukraine invaded Russia. Interesting.
And it devolved into this shouting match, which I'm sure Trump thinks is good TV. You have to see it to believe it.
So let's take a look at a little of this. Don't tell us what we're going to feel.
If you didn't have our military equipment,

this war would have been over in two weeks.

In three days. I heard it from Putin.
In three days.

It's going to be a very hard thing to do business like this.

Have you said thank you once?

This entire meeting?

No, in this entire meeting, have you said thank you?

The real housewives of the white and then afterwards this press conference and reporter asked Trump said do you still believe that Zelensky is the dictator and Trump said did I say that I can't believe I said that. Also, those tariffs.
Who ordered those tariffs? I mean, the problem we have is the man who is running this country is hell-bent on sowing chaos, and Trump is doing nothing to stop him. Oh,

Elon, Elon,

come back. Come back

to normal, Elon. What the fuck happened?

Really, I mean...

Elon sent out an email to every single

federal worker this week that said,

name five things

you've done this

week, or you are

fired. And a lot of people took this as a direct threat to Congress.
I mean, is there bloat in the government? Yes, I've said it here many times. Yes, and we should get rid of it, and we've already tried.
But, I mean, air traffic controllers they're getting rid of, and first responders and disease experts and nuclear scientists. The Parks Department this week got rid of a thousand people.
Smokey the Bear is now working at Starbucks. And, oh my gosh, I don't want to say federal workers are on edge.
but today I saw my dog growling at the mailman. And the mailman bit him.
I mean, and, you know, I think what bugs people more than the fact that this isn't working is just the glee that they take in it. I mean, Musk is always up there now with a chainsaw.
He was at CPAC with a chainsaw. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Chainsaw. And Bobby Kennedy saw it and said, oh, good.
Well for dinner. But you know what? This is not going to come out well from them.

There's already a lot of blowback.

They are realizing that, yes, you elected the bull in the China shop,

and we're the China.

This is even going on with Republicans.

It was a town hall, and the Republicans were screaming at each other.

And so one of them finally stood up and said,

please, people, we're all in the same cult. And, okay, I could go on with everything that happened this week, but one more.
Trump says, now we're making, for the first time in America, an official language. It will be English.
That will be the official language. Wow.
First he comes for the non-binary.

Now he's coming for the bilingual.

Not a great week for Emilia Perez.

We've got a great show.

We have Rob Emanuel and Farid Zakaria.

Oh, that's going to be great.

But first up, she is the former Deputy Prime Minister of Canada,

and now a candidate to be its next Prime Minister,

the Honorable Chrystia Freeland.

Hi.

Hi.

Great to see you.

Oh, Canada.

All right.

I hope there's some Canadians here.

You look like you are in full campaign mode there.

I am. I know.
And if there are any Canadians here. Oh, I know there are.
They're not all Canadian. Well, you are going to be the next prime minister of Canada.
And we're very proud here because you were on our show many times in the past. When you're what were you? The finance? You were the finance minister just until recently, right? That's right.
When you were on our show, what was your title? I was the U.S. managing editor of the Financial Times.
The Financial Times. Well, you're moving up in the world, and now you're going to be, I guess, the governor of our 51st state.
Never! Never! That is not the job I'm campaigning for. And I want to be really clear, Bill, because Canadians, we started off being sad because Americans, like, you're our friends.
You're our neighbors. And it was just a shock for Canadians.
But then Canadians got really angry because it's the president of the United States is saying repeatedly that he wants to use economic coercion to force us to become the 51st state. I mean, do you take it seriously or do you think it's just trolling? No, I take it seriously.
And Canadians do, too. I am in full campaign mode.
And so a couple of weeks ago, I was in a small city called Saskatoon. And a little four-year-old girl came up to me with her mother.
Her name was Ari. And she said to me in the serious way a little four-year-old can, can you stop Trump from invading Canada? So right now we are a country where four-year-old children are saying, how do we stop this guy from invading my country? Okay, so I have a question for you.
Can you stop Trump from invading Canada? I never thought you and four-year-old girls from Saskatoon had that much in commonwealth. But I'll tell you what.

Yes, I can.

And not because of me, but because of Canadians.

You know, Canadians...

We're not really people who, you know, wear our flag on our lapel.

But right now, there is this wave of patriotism across Canada.

Hockey fans are just like

singing, oh, Canada.

Restaurants are pulling U.S. wine

from their menu.

Snowbirds, it's a cold winter,

but snowbirds are not flying south.

I'm wearing a Tim Horton cap these days.

That's good!

I think like that. I'm Team Drake.
How about that? Yes! But, I mean, the truth is, this has helped your campaign. I mean, you were the liberals.
Now, you're about to have the primary, basically, is how we would describe it. If you get that, because Trudeau's out, he's already quit, you're in his cabinet, you would become then the liberal leader.
And then in the election,

if you won, the liberals were way behind in the polls until Trump did this. He kind of saved your

ass. Is that not true? I think that the election now, the ballot question in the liberal leadership

race and in the general election is who can stand up for Canada and who can fight for Canada. And that's like the pitch I'm making, Bill, is I'm saying to Canadians, I can fight for you and I can win.
Right. But as soon as the conservative here in America said he was going to invade Canada, suddenly the conservatives in Canada didn't look too good.
I mean, the guy you will be running against, Paul Pierre... How do we say his name? Pierre...
Well, I call him Maple Syrup Mega. Or Mini...
Okay, well... Well, of course, that doesn't help with my pronunciation.
Sorry! And also, like, you know what? This is sad to me, that everybody becomes more like America in our worst kind of ways. I remember seeing an ad not that long ago when I was playing up in Canada.
It was campaign season. It was almost comically polite.
Whoever Trudeau was running against, I mean, it was ridiculous. They certainly weren't calling each other names.
But I hear this guy, Pierre... Poliev.
Poliev. I had it with the poutine.
It's terrific. Well, I heard you talking about bilingualism.
That's actually our thing. I know.
We are bilingual. Right.
Yeah. But who is this guy? I never heard of him.
I mean, I should maybe, but I try to follow a little bit of Canada. Who is he? And he sounds very Trumpy.
I mean, this is sad to me, that people in Canada are losing their polite. Well, I think it's sad for us, too.

And he is pretty Trumpy.

And I think he built a campaign on trying to imitate Trump.

But now that Canadians see President Trump wanting to turn us into the 51st state, it's

not going so well.

And look, Canadians are very smart.

And Canadians understand that right now what we need the most is someone who can stand up for our country. So Justin Trudeau, who's on his way out, used to be very popular.
I mean, he still has his fans, three.

And they may be asking, why did you turn on him? Because, you know, you were part of his government. What was it? And also, what would you do differently? And if you watch the election here, don't ever say, nothing comes to mind.
That's the bad answer to that one. What would you do differently? Well, you know, with the Prime Minister, I think every politician has their sell-by date, and that's part of what happened.
But I think the other thing that happened is my party, we're actually called the Liberal Party, and I am an old-school Liberal. And Liberals in Canada win when we are focused on people and on what they need in their lives.
And we lose when people think that we're focused on virtue signaling and identity politics. So the same thing that sunk the party here in America of the when they went too far left.
And that's the impression I got from Justin Trudeau. Why did he go and become one of those elitist type of scolds who looked like he was just overbearing, that sort of left-wing overbearingness? I saw recently, I think it was last week, Ottawa, I see, is trying to pass a law limiting the amount of time you can idle your car.
Now, I've been in Canada in the winter. It's pretty fucking cold.
That's why we used to have snowbirds before we decided we didn't want to spend our money in the United States. And I don't think this, I mean, the reasoning is it's going to put a dent in global warming.
I don't think it is. That you can only idle your car for a minute, I think remotely in three minutes if you're in it,

before you can get going to warm it up.

This just pisses people off. And it looks like, as in America, they still haven't gotten the memo that this shit don't work.

So you're against that kind of stuff, right?

Yes, look, so I have got the menu. I have received the memo, to be a polite Canadian.
I have received the memo, sir. Yes.
And, you know, politicians win when they listen to people sincerely and hear what people are saying to them about their lives. and politicians lose when we think we are smarter than the people we work for.
And when we think our job is to lecture people. That's not how democracy works.
People don't like bossy and they don't like snobs. Yeah, that's exactly right.
I'm always trying to tell the way. Although people right now in Canada, people do like strong.
And people do want a leader who is strong, a leader who can unite the country, and a leader who can figure out a smart way to talk to everyone here, all our American friends and neighbors, and say, let's not have a dumb tariff war. Let's get back to...
As finance minister, aren't you the one who negotiated the treaty in 2020 that we have now with Trump? Yes, he said it was the best trade deal ever. Ever.
No, he didn't. No, I think it's called the USMCA, and I think this could be one of the only things that both Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi support.
It's a really good deal. And the relationship between Canada is balanced.

It is mutually beneficial. I think you guys are really lucky to have us as your neighbor.
I agree. You got my vote that I can't give you.
Mr. Freeland, the next Prime Minister of Canada.
All right. Thank you very much.
Let's meet our panel. Okay.
Gentlemen. Okay, he is the host of CNN's Fareed Zakaria's GPS, economist for The Washington Post, and the best-selling author of Age of Revolution.
Fareed Zakaria, back with us. And he's the former mayor of Chicago and former U.S.
ambassador to Japan under President Obama. Rahm Emanuel is right here.
Okay, would you want to see a little more of Trump and Zelensky? Let's just see where America is now. I just want to see a little more of this, please.

You're not in a good position.

You don't have the cards right now. You're gambling with World War III.

You're in no position

to dictate what we're going to feel.

You have to be thankful.

You don't have the cards.

Then you tell us,

I don't want to cease fire.

I don't want to cease fire.

Great day to be an American.

My first thought is he's having this big browbeating

with a guy who speaks English as a second language.

I just, it's just...

I mean, so we're all agreed this is deplorable.

You know, I've tried to not use the word deplorable as much as I can, but when it's deplorable, it's deplorable. And anyone who likes it, I mean, it's a deplorable point of view.
But here's my question to you guys. I always said Trump is a coalition winner like every politician is.
It's about a third of the country that loves this and will love anything he does. He got elected with that other part that's not the half that's liberal and democratic, but thinks that he was in some way less crazy than they are.
Does something like this change that? Does this move the needle on the people who are that part of the coalition he needs to stay popular? Do you want to go? Look, I hope it does, because I think what we're seeing, it's funny, but it's really tragic. Because, first of all, to see the president of the United States and the vice president bully, berate, demean, cajole somebody who depends on the United States for its survival.
But more than that, you know, over the last hundred years, the United States, whether it's supported Britain at the right moment, whether it's supported, you know, the allies in World War I, it was always clear morally, politically whose side we were on. We were on the side of the victim of aggression.
We were on the side of the democracies. We were against the

dictators. We were against the aggressors.

And to see this

bizarre moral

reversion, you know, I mean,

it was absolutely clear in that, listening

to Trump, he's much more

comfortable and sympathetic with Vladimir

Putin. And he doesn't like

Zelensky.

So, A, to the core part of your question,

this will not work with the American

people. First of all, the president's underwater,

and it's only going to drive...

And I want

to pick up on what Farid said. Look,

for a long time, our foreign

policy has been basically

internationalist versus

isolationist. That's kind of been the structure.
Now we have a foreign policy of either principles or predatory. And I don't think the American people who think of themselves are going to want to see themselves as we want those minerals for this price.
We're going to take Greenland for this. We're going to take Pano.
That is not where the American people have a self-image, and especially not the way it's being done and conducted this way. And second of all, there's a common thread here.
There are three times I've seen Donald Trump. I've never seen that before.
And I've been in the Oval Office for eight years. I've been in, obviously, other situations with congressional leaders, foreign leaders.
And this moment today, where I've never seen an Oval Office like this, this looks like the Emanuel family on Thanksgiving. Number two, was when Nancy Pelosi in the cabinet room stood up and said, all roads with you lead to Putin and Russia.
And then third in Helsinki, when he was standing there with Putin at a press conference, and he took Putin's side against the American national security apparatus and the intelligence committee. What is the common thread through all three of these very, very low, very bizarre moments? Donald Trump defending Putin.
And that is the only thing I think. And then I think this is now beyond this to, I think, a more serious and I think consequential when you look at just five weeks that feel like five years.
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I spent a lot of time in the Far East during President Biden's term with Japan. We worked very hard to keep South Korea from going nuclear, and they agreed to it.
You now have an election where the new chancellor of Germany is saying, we have to think of our own nuclear protection. We spent 75 years on non-proliferation of nuclear weapons, so there would not be many countries with nuclear weapons.
We're about to enter the era of proliferation. Five years from now, the nuclear...
You're saying because they don't think they can count on America, they need a nuclear... They need a nuclear...
They need a nuclear... They need a nuclear...
They need a nuclear instead. ...for their own protection.
South Korea is not leaving their security to Donald Trump and the United States. Germany and Europe are not leaving their security to the United States and NATO.
And you're looking at Ukraine. The only reason Ukraine's invaded is because we convinced them in 1994 to give up the nuclear weapons.
And I think, as to quote my grandfather, when Germany, with a neo-Nazi party is running number two, gets nuclear weapons, the great political sage, my grandfather, Hermann Smolovitz, oi vey. That is not a good thing.
You know that translation, oi vey, right? I'm familiar with that. I think that it's beyond even the things that Ram is talking about.
Every country now, every ally of ours is asking themselves, how do we become less dependent on the United States so we don't have this shakedown? I mean, you heard what Christopher Freeland was saying. The debate in Canada is now, we've made a big mistake being this economically dependent on the U.S.
We've got to find ways to separate ourselves. The debate in Europe and Germany is exactly that.
The debate in Asia is that. I was in Australia last year, and those guys were telling me, look, we want to be close to you, but we are taking on a very hostile position toward China because of you.
We don't, you know, we don't, they're our biggest trading partner. What happens if you cut a deal with Putin, with Xi and leave us hanging? So in a weird way, the whole world is asking themselves, if the United States can betray Ukraine, if it can turn on Canada, where do we stand? Can you describe one thing? Yes, sir.
Weakness invites aggression.

You were watching Ukraine, Europe, what's going on.

China.

That's an old Republican line.

Yeah, well.

It's true.

You're seeing it play out of the Indo-Pacific.

China just put a whole military operation closest they've ever been to Sydney, Australia.

They just did it to Vietnam.

Because they see the United States now, and they're saying to the whole region, you can go with us, or you can go with this guy. And the whole region's got to make a self-interested calculation, and they're not going to be dependent on the United States, and this will become a more dangerous world.
So what do we say to the people who are watching and saying, oh, well, you guys are saying the world's going to hell in a handcart. So what do we do about it? Now, last week I opened the show by saying, you know, there's a pattern in American politics, and it's about overreaching.
Whenever someone wins an election big time, and Trump kind of did, they overreach. And that seems to be what's going on.
And I said, you know, maybe the best thing the Democrats are going to do is just be as lame as they are, and that strategy's working perfectly. And James Carville this week kind of one-upped it.
He said, with the Democrats are going to do is just be as lame as they are, and that strategy is working perfectly.

And James Carville this week kind of one-upped it.

He said what the Democrats... I'm just asking.

I'm not saying I necessarily agree with it.

He said they need to just play dead because this administration, only five weeks old,

is making itself so unpopular

that the worst thing anybody else can do is just get in the way. They're digging a hole.
Let them dig. That's James Carville.
That must be the applause for the hole part. That's James Carville.
I'm just asking if you agree or if not, what is the strategy? Well, one, I want to correct one piece of the premise. When you get 49%, which is a plurality, not a majority, it's not a mandate.
No, it's not a mandate. So, one, they over-interpreted just like George Bush did in 2004.
And he said, I got a mandate, and he went to privatize Social Security, and he got smacked in 2006. They do not have a mandate.
Who gives a fuck? He won the election. He won all seven swing states.
They are trying to believe something, and that's misinterpreting. Number one.
Number two, let me say one thing. It changes nothing.
James Carville, who is a dear friend, said two things in there that aren't the same. He said retreat, and he said rope-a-dope.
And rope-a-dope is not a retreat. It was using your strengths against your opponent's weaknesses.
and rope-a-dope, in the sense of allowing Donald Trump to do what he is doing, and I think the biggest fight beyond what we just saw in the Oval Office, will be when he literally tries to cut people's health care to pay for tax cuts for the rich people, for Elon Musk and the rest of the people he's hanging with. And that is where you're going to see the biggest fight, and I think there is where you engage.
I don't agree with the idea, now genetically I don't agree with the idea of retreating. It's just not in my DNA.
But rope-a-dope and retreating, which he used in that piece, is not the same strategy, and I would not retreat. But I think there's something...
I love James Carwell. I think he's a super smart guy.
But I think it's a somewhat old-fashioned view of how politics works. What Trump has understood better than really almost anybody is the attention economy.
He knows how to dominate the narrative. He knows how to be there all the time shaping it.
He knows how to make you think that he's won when he's lost. So when you see things like this happen, Trump and his people are going to go out and say, this was a great victory.
Zelensky humiliated us. We had to push back.
You need to be controlling the narrative. And the Democrats, I think, too often fall into this view, well, it's obvious this was a humiliation.
It was obvious that this was bad diplomacy. No, you have to shape that narrative.
You know, look at Kamala Harris. She goes on one television show, 60 minutes, and does this 12-minute interview, carefully choreographed.
He goes on for three hours on Joe Rogan. He goes on for 25 hours on six other podcasts, and he is relentlessly pounding the narrative.
Democrats need to understand that's the new attention economy. If you're not

shaping it, you are

being shaped by it.

Here's one.

You know,

Donald Trump likes to tell you

that he knows the art of a deal. He knows how to do

a deal. Well, wait a second.
In his first

term, he did a deal

with China. He tried to do a deal

with North Korea. And he also

talked about the USMC

deal there and the Afghans deal.

Thank you. term, he did a deal with China.
He tried to do a deal with North Korea. And he also talked about the USMC deal there and the Afghans deal.
There's one constant in all of these. He put publicity ahead of principle.
He is actually the worst negotiator. And we should be actively pointing out and saying, here's the other course we would take.
You never leave that field for him. I would not do that because he has to be confronted.
Now, I would be more selective. I would not go, as I've said before, I wouldn't go sit there in my first protest, be in front of USAID's office.
I would pick a place that matters to the American people. I'd go to a grocery store and show all the open shelves on eggs.
The fact is we have no eggs and inflation is way up on eggs. And he's now fired everybody that will keep our eggs safe.
And he said he was going to have this great strategy to

end the Ukrainian war. You know, we couldn't hear

what it was. And then when he got into office,

what was the strategy? Give up.

Just give up. He just surrendered

everything immediately.

I've never seen anyone negotiate.

You haven't seen it because nobody

negotiates like that. Right.
It's crazy.

I mean, he could have asked for a few things

before he just capitulated.

He said, I mean, well, I don't want to cut

Thank you. You haven't seen it because nobody negotiates like that.
Right. It's crazy.
I mean, he could have asked for a few things before he just capitulated. He said, I mean, well, I don't mean to cut.
So you wanted to say something. No, no, no.
It's just a rare moment of me giving the microphone away. So go ahead.
Take advantage of it. You know, what's sad about this is you watch foreign leaders and they've figured him out.
So if you watch, you know, Justin Trudeau, he said you begin by praising him lavishly. You say, oh, you did everything.
Then you give him none of what he wanted. You announce some bullshit concession.
There was some stuff you had already done. And he beams.
The King of Jordan did it brilliantly. He said, you know, Trump asked him to take 2 million Palestinians from Gaza.
And he says, because of your wisdom and your leadership and your foresight, we're going to take 2,000 kids to treat them medically and send them back. And Trump beamed.
It was like, I won. So in a strange way, I do feel like Zelensky should have studied this a little bit more.
He's an emotional guy. I've met him many times.

He's very brave. He's been fighting a war.

And he let his emotion get the best of him.

The way to have gone in there is first you begin by saying,

President Trump, you are a genius.

You have completely transformed the landscape.

I have with me the order of highest merit.

Ukraine has never created a civilian honor this big for you. Have a big medal.
Put it on him. And they say to him, I look forward to welcoming you in Ukraine so that we can build the tallest Trump Tower in the world.
I gotta... That would have saved Ukraine's ass.
I'm trying to catch people up on a few other stories this week. I would just like to record a show that he swore twice I have yet to do it.
It's like I'm having an out-of-body experience. You're doing fantastic.
So Luigi Manjone is always in the news. This week he was getting so much positive fan mail.
He's the guy who shot the health care guy. Okay, the health care CEO.
One applause. Okay, great.
He's getting so much fan mail, but he had to say, please, I can't read it all. I'm crowded into my cell with all the fan mail.
And I did a thing about him about a month ago. I'm not a big fan.
I don't think he really did anything great by shooting somebody in the back. But, okay, some people do.
But I was trying to make the point that I think this is romanticized in America because every time I try to find a movie anywhere on streaming, it's about a hitman. Oh, look, Black Dove, that looks interesting.
Oh, it's a hitman. Oh, good, Mark Wahlberg has a new one.
What's that? Oh, he's a hitman. Is every fucking person a hitman? Everybody in America is a hitman.
I just made a list off the top of my head. Just people of, like, franchises, Denzel and Liam Neeson and Keanu.
And people, these are actors I asked, who's played a hitman twice? Not even the same type of hitman. Just Statham, Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, Mark Waugh.
Everybody, there's even subgenres. Old hitmen.
There's more than one. Men with mental problems.
Women hitmen. So it's inevitable that there would be a magazine that came out and we have it it's called Murder Aficionado and Luigi's on the cover would you like to see some of the articles on the end okay for example Travel Spotlight book depositories in your area.
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Okay, so let's put some specifics on what we're talking about and what's going to probably make this administration unpopular. The budget, they just are passing it now.
Mike Johnson's got a tough job there. He's got to find a lot of new savings and also new tax cuts at the same time.
The spending bill they passed the other night cut $2 trillion. And the reporter said to Trump, can you guarantee that you're not going to touch Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security? And Trump, of course, got pissed.
He said, I've said it so many times, you shouldn't be asking me. Read my lips.
Remember George Bush? Read my lips. He said, now we are going to be looking for fraud.
I'm sure you're okay with that. I am okay with that, and there is fraud in there.
Okay, well, all right. Yes, we all hate fraud.
But here's the thing. Medicaid, you would have known this, I didn't.
The House Energy and Commerce Committee is who oversees Medicaid. I don't know why that is, but we don't have time.
Anyway, they've been instructed to fine $880 billion over the next decade. It's in savings.
It sounds like they know the amount of fraud they're going to find before they're looking for the fraud. You think the fix is in, huh? I'm just saying, I wonder when people's Medicaid gets cut.
Is that what I call the China shop moment? Oh, where are the China? First of all, this also relates to Elon Musk's project. If you go every year, they aggregate all the Inspector General's savings.
2023, it was $93.1 billion. They found some savings in Medicare that can be done, some in Medicaid that can be done.
If you're very serious about that, you would do that. You would have a vote on it instantaneously.
You would have the savings. Second is, there isn't that type of savings.
And they're going to cut people's health care for a tax cut for the wealthy. And that should be the first of all, has the benefit for being true.
And second of all, it is exactly the type of debate we want to have going into the midterm election. Because they're going to cut premium support for middle class families to getting health care on the exchanges.
They're going to cut Medicaid. They're going to cut Medicare.
And it's going to directly impact the people's ability to afford health care. And remember, the leading cause for individual bankruptcies in the United States is health care

costs. Everybody is

one illness away from the poorhouse.

And they are going to literally

cut people's health care to pay for tax

cuts. And the last thing that Elon

Musk, Jeff Bezos, and everybody that

was at that inaugural need is another tax cut.

That is not what they need.

That's not what we're telling you.

Thank you. that that inaugural needs is another tax cut.
That is not what they need. That's not what they're telling me.

So, you know, I agree with you about the fraud and the waste.

I think, you know, if they can find it, great.

But it's important to understand where the money is.

You know, the kind of Willie Sutton question.

The American government, federal government,

Ezra Klein has this line, which is completely true.

It's an insurance company with an army.

Most of what the American government does is check writing, very efficient writing of checks, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, veterans benefits, interest on the debt. When you add that plus the Pentagon, that's 80% of the budget.
So you can find, you can demonize foreigners and find USAID. USAID is 1% of the federal budget.
Medicare, Social Security, that's basically 20%. So what you really have to be talking about is cutting, which he said he won't do, right? So here's the other solution, which gets to what Rahm was saying.
I have a very simple idea, and this will get us $4.5 trillion over the next 10 years. Just don't extend the Trump tax cuts, which go mostly to rich people and to the corporations.
That's $4.5 trillion. Elon Musk can go home and run his companies.
We've now found 1,000 times as much as he's trying to find. And guess what? That will take us back to the horrible years of the Obama tax regime, during which period the American stock market doubled and the U.S.
grew faster than every Western economy in the world. Was it so bad? Can I say one? If you really are thinking in the system, and there is, let's just take the health care space, waste and fraud, et cetera, then you would start not where the government is.
You'd start with who gets the money. And who gets the money is going to be the hospitals, the insurance company, the providers on pharmaceutical products and health care products.
that is where there's a tremendous amount of waste, fraud, and abuse where people are overcharging constantly. So now the question is, is the fraud in your health care or is the fraud in the people that manage your health care? And I guarantee you they're not going to go to that space because that means you're going to have to take on really powerful interests.
And I used to, I did that on the children's health insurance against the insurance companies for President Clinton. Did it for President Obama.
I used to be 6'2 and 250 pounds. I'm now only 5'8.
Okay? But there's a real question. They're going to go, oh, it's wasteful and abuse.
Well, that's going to be in the hospitals and how they charge for a room. That's going to

be in the insurance companies and how they charge

and try to deny you health care. That's going to be

in the pharmaceutical prices where they

bump it up, etc. So the fact

is, is it going to be against the interest

or is it against your interest? And that's where this

battle is going to be. And I'm saying,

suit up, let's go. I'm ready to have that fight.

Okay. Let me switch topics

because you guys are both

Thank you. And that's where this battle is going to be.
And I'm saying, suit up, let's go. I'm ready to have that fight.
Okay. Let me switch topics because you guys are both real experts on international affairs.
And J.D. Vance, while we were off the other week, made a speech in Munich.
A lot of people were shocked by it. I thought half of it was pretty shocking because it was about this election that they just had in Germany, where there is a party on the ballot that is very Nazi-friendly.
But the first part of the speech was about free speech. That I didn't think he was so wrong about, especially since I had just seen the 60 Minutes report.
Did you see that the week before about how they handle free speech in Germany? Wow, this is not the only country where the pendulum doesn't land in the middle. Apparently Germany is so afraid to look like their Nazi past that they're literally knocking on people's doors and taking their phones and their computers if you just insult people online.
They brought up this example of pimmel means cock in German. You can't call people a dick.
I'd be in jail 10 times a week. You would have a license.
So I agree with you on that part of Vance's speech. He's basically right.
It's important to remember, European countries have never had the First Amendment-type protections that we have. Europe has always had a more regulated speech.
I mean, as a journalist, you know, I know it's always easier to get sued in Britain because, you know, again, we have an amazing set of protections with the First Amendment. And the Germans have a particular history.
You're right. You know, for example, Holocaust denial, which is allowed in the U.S., anyone can say whatever they want.
It's illegal in Germany because they're sensitive to the Nazi past in much of Europe, mostly in Germany. But what I really thought was offensive about that speech was the premise of the speech was that this is the greatest danger facing Europe today.
Not Russian aggression, not Chinese. Or lack of speech in Russia.
I mean, you know, here you have a continent which is dealing with the largest land war since World War II, the biggest aggression, you know, the tearing up of international norms. And he's saying, because you guys don't do speech exactly the way we do, that is, you know, that is your existential danger.
I just think, again, J.D. Vance is so polemical.
He's using it to play to an audience at home. It is, you know, that is not the greatest danger facing Europe.
If I could, first of all, the neo-Nazi party in Germany is so far to the right and so closely associated with the Nazis. Well, they're not specifically a neo-Nazi party.
But, Bill, none of the other right-wing parties in Europe will associate with them. I understand.
And then to let, being a party of what happened on January 6th, to lecture people on the operations of democracy and the integrity of democracy. I'm sorry, hypocrisy just got a new face.
But here's the question. What do you do when people like a party and elect it? Because they can't...
He talked about... They're going to be in the Bundestag.
Wait a second. I'd heard this...
I'd not heard the story. He cited this.
He said Romania canceled an election recently. Apparently there was Russian interference.
I think there's going to be foreign interference in every election from now on for the rest of our lives. And somebody from the European Union said, well, we might have to do that in Germany, too.
What do you do when the people get it wrong? Because sometimes they do. I remember in Algeria in the 90s, they had an election, and the people got it wrong, and they elected, you know, the Islamists.
And after the Muslim, the Arab Spring in 2011, Egypt voted. And they voted for the wrong people, the Muslim Brotherhood.
You know, sometimes they do get it wrong. What do you do when the people do that, when the people want the wrong party? Do you cancel elections? Because that doesn't seem like the right thing either.
So, you know, many years ago I coined this phrase, illiberal democracy, meaning when a majority of people vote for a party that then systematically gets rid of freedom of the press,

gets rid of independent judiciary.

You know, you do, and it's a danger.

It's a really dark place because, and it's not just a theory.

This is what Viktor Orban does.

In fact, Viktor Orban cites my illiberal democracy article

and says that is what we want to be.

We don't like illiberal democracy. We like illiberal democracy article and says, that is what we want to be.
We don't like liberal democracy. We like

illiberal democracy. So you're to blame.

Erdogan in Turkey does this.

His independent courts

are much less independent.

So some people would, you know,

look at some of the things Trump is doing here

and wonder whether that's the direction

we're headed to. You're right.
The answer

is not to annul

the election. The election was

annulled because there was fairly good evidence of massive Russian interference. And it is ironic, as Rom was saying, this is the vice president who said that he would have annulled the election of 2020.
The worst possible messenger for this message. He's the guy saying they have no sense of cognitive...
If you're in no elections, do it the way we did it, with a good riot. That's what you can do.
They have no sense of cognitive dissonance. It's amazing.
I'll be quick. One, you have to use a dissonance.
First of all, they're going to be in the government. And they're going to be exposed.
And you have to expose what they're trying to do.

And the Germans just had an election, which is slightly different than what the Romanians did.

But I don't think the president of the United States, or the vice president of the United States, should be in there saying, this is your crisis, when you have the Russian bear,

which they all have history with, literally standing over there and starting a war

on a sovereign nation that's in violation of the UN Charter.

All right. Thank you, guys.

Those guys only got 20% of the vote.

All right. Time for new rules, everybody.

Thank you for your call.

Okay.

All right, new rule.

The captain of the USS Harry S. Truman,

who crashed his aircraft carrier into a merchant ship,

must do two things. One, accept your new nickname,

Captain Crunch.

And two, tell us how

with the most sophisticated navigation

systems in the world, you rammed your

boat into another boat on an ocean. And no, this doesn't count as one of the five things you did this week.

Newell, if you're planning your retirement and want financial advice,

don't choose Schwab, Fidelity, or J.P. Morgan.
Choose Ashley St. Clair.
She's the lady who made the smartest investment decision of the year, getting pregnant with Elon Musk's 13th child. And yes, this does count as one of the five things you did this week.

New World Oscar winners must stop saying they're proof that dreams come true.

Your dreams came true.

For every one of you, there are hundreds of thousands of actors whose dreams don't come true.

And I'm not saying those people should give up on their dreams. I'm just saying they should focus on the moment and bring me my dressing on the side.
Neural, now that the U.S. egg shortage has become so acute that people aren't just ordering their eggs online, but also live

chickens. Someone must order a chicken and an egg and let us know which one came first.

if Mikey oh shit

if Mikey Madison

the star of Enora

wins an Oscar this Sunday New rule, if Mikey, oh shit.

If Mikey Madison, the star of Enora, wins an Oscar this Sunday,

the Academy has to create a new category in the future called Best Actress Not Playing a Hooker.

Man, does Hollywood love hookers.

14 women have won an Oscar for playing one.

Yeah, Charlize Theron, Anne Hathaway,

Kim Basinger, Mira Servino,

Jane Fonda, Liza Minnelli,

Elizabeth Taylor, Donna Reed,

Jovan Fleet, Shirley Jones,

Leah Kudrova, Shelley Winters,

Susan Hayward, and Helen Hayes.

That whore. More prostitutes have gone home with Oscars than Charlie Sheen.
And seven more hooker portrayers have been nominated. Yeah, Julia Roberts, Elizabeth Hsu, Audrey Hepburn, Julie Christie, Jodie Foster, Madeline Kahn, and, yes, Jon Voight in Midnight County.
It's true. That's 20 women and one guy.
Shame on you, Hollywood. I thought you cared about diversity.
And finally, New Rule to everyone who's been stopping me lately and asking, Bill, if by some weird fluke, Stephen A. Smith doesn't run for president, who are we going to get? Well, I'm going to tell you.
But first, a word from Common Sense. The Democratic Party's current approval rating is 21%, which is only slightly more popular than Kanye's swastika shirts.
Maybe that's why, according to a new Gallup poll, 45% of Democrats want the party to move to the center, which is up 11 points from four years ago. Now, whenever a political party finds a real star president, the other side always says, well, we have to find our Bill Clinton, our

Reagan, our Obama.

Well, the Democrats need to find

their Trump.

Not the authoritarian part, but the part

where a politician bonds with everyday

Americans because he talks like

them.

The good news for Democrats is they have that guy, and his name is John Fetterman.

After the election, instead of curling up in a ball, Fetterman went to Mar-a-Lago,

where Trump assumed he was one of the guys from January 6th. And afterwards, Trump said, he's not liberal or conservative.
He's just a common sense person, which is beautiful. And that's the kind of gay adjacent respect Trump usually reserves for Putin.
Trump and Fetterman actually have a lot in common. They're both plain-spoken anti-elitists who come from money, married exotic immigrant ladies, went to Ivy League schools, and aren't afraid to take on their own party.
And when the wind catches Trump's hair just right, they're both six foot eight. Look, here's the thing.
Voters aren't really savvy about the issues, but they do have it, they've made it clear what is important to them. Authenticity, balls, and charisma.
Trump has that package, and so does Fetterman. He's only been a senator two years, and he's already more famous than most of his colleagues.
Quick, I dare you to name this sad-looking lady from Washington State who's been in the Senate for 30 years. You can't teach charisma or balls.
Fetterman is that rare Democrat who's not afraid to put the woke nonsense peddlers in his own party in their place, saying things like wanting a secure border and realizing that it was out of control. That doesn't mean you're a xenophobe or a racist.
He's been unequivocally pro-Israel, as are most Americans. And when pro-Palestinian protesters showed up at his home, he went up on the roof and waved an Israeli flag.
Fetterman says the four words that strike fear in the heart of every Republican who wants to hang on to power. I am not woke.
That's why Trump won. Not because Americans were clamoring for tariffs on margarita mix.
Going where the American people are on crime and immigration. Gosh, it's so crazy, it just might work.
See, that's how you get these things called votes. And once you do, you can take office.
I know it's more fun to make memes of Trump sucking Elon's toes, but... But John Fetterman doesn't play that game.

He says, I don't give a fuck. I left all my fucks in my other pants, and I don't wear pants.
You see, again, like Trump, Fetterman understands the value of having a distinctive look, a brand. And Trump, with his yellow top and four-foot rayon red tie, mimics the colors that every fast food franchise...
It's true. Every fast food franchise knows this, that for some reason it gets people excited.

Who knows why it works, but it does.

And I think Fetterman's look works for him.

It's a look that says, I'm just like you.

I've given up.

John's the only person in America who goes to CBS for the clothes.

When the fashion...

When the fashion police see him, they say,

we're going to need backup.

And there's something else Fetterman and Trump have in common. Brain damage.
Okay, okay, all right. Neurological issues.
Trump has the whole malignant narcissism thing that makes it difficult for him to distinguish between reality and whoever's kissing his ass. And Fetterman has had a stroke and been hospitalized for depression and needs a special speak-and-say device to communicate.
He's legally a disabled person, which is actually great news for the Democratic ticket because, okay, look, I don't just have the top of the next Democratic ticket. I'm also going to throw in the best bottom the Democrats have, Pete Buttigieg.
Yeah. Remember Mayor Pete? He used to be everyone's favorite boy genius from Indiana.
Well, he's all grown up now.

And he, too, seems to be trying to send a message

that he wants to join the reality wing of the Democratic Party. A month ago, he stopped posting his pronouns.
and and pete now says that liberals would do better, quote,

if we were more serious about the actual values and not caught up in vocabularies

and trying to cater to everybody only in terms of their particular slice of combinations of identities.

Exactly. Exactly.
Fetterman's problem is he doesn't check any box for gender or race, which could hurt him in getting the nomination. John, are you sure you don't have any Latino blood? How does Juan Fetterman sound?

So let me suggest this.

Since Fetterman checks the disabled box and Pete is gay,

can we just, for the sake of the next election,

say that on the intersectionality conversion chart,

gay plus disabled equals one person of color. Because I think it's a great ticket, especially since Pete has lately been finding the strength to say things like Democrats should stop, quote, making people sit through a training

that looks like something out of Portlandia. Out of Portlandia? Where did he get that line? The entire Democratic Party has become a Portlandia sketch.

Oh, I'm not mad.

Please, steal all my jokes.

I'm going to actually get somebody elected.

All right, that's our show.

I want to thank Burry Zakaria,

Rahm Emanuel, and Christopher Freeland.

Now go watch Overtime on YouTube.

Thank you, folks.

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