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My guest this week is none other than Gen Z social media sensation Democratic influencer Harry Sassan.

So according to Republicans, if you're an immigrant and get a speeding ticket, you should be deported.

But if you're Donald Trump and commit felonies, you should become President of the United States.

Got it.

Now, Harry has amassed over a billion views on TikTok and across the internet.

He was, of course, an outspoken Democratic surrogate during the last presidential election, and I felt it necessary to sit down with him to understand the Democrats youth outreach strategy.

Despite my youthful appearance, I'm 38 years old and as far back as I can remember most of my friends have been grown-ups.

I'm an old soul.

Boys my age like swag.

I like class.

So therefore in considering interviewing Harry Sassan I feared that there might be a generational gap that might prove difficult to bridge.

So to get ready I realized I needed to talk, but but more importantly, listen to younger people about what's crack-a-lacking with them.

There was a Pew poll recently that said that young voters, especially young men, were more convinced by Trump's vision for the economy.

So maybe if you, if

maybe you could shed some light on that.

Here's a question.

Why do you think young people are having less sex?

do you think it's like porn consumption

why do you why do you think it's so hard for older millennials like me to communicate with younger millennials like yourself

have you seen and or

yeah you probably fucking watch Mandalorian the baby one

am I is it me am I doing something right now or is it

I can't stand this shit right now

it's been hard like you know

it's been hard cuz they they wrote this article where they they had took these like pictures of me where I looked like really like they're like on the floor and stuff and they said that they called me the millennial Jon Stewart and now this is what it's come to I'm talking to a fucking baby

I'm gonna hold her

I don't know I don't know how to hold a baby

Too strong.

Might break.

I mean, I could break the baby.

I mean, just so you know.

Does she want?

I mean, do you want me to...

I'll hold.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Let's give it an old...

Let's give it a try, I guess.

When I looked into that child's eyes, I felt like I was looking into the future of America.

You know, children like this will be on the front lines of future political battles, like school uniforms and gay marriage and the legalization of marijuana.

I can't wait to see the world that these crazy kids will build.

Please enjoy my conversation with Harry Sassan.

Our next guest is a prominent online political commentator.

Everyone, please welcome Harry Sisson.

What up, tween?

What's up?

How are you doing?

I'm good.

How are you?

Chilling, man.

Yeah, it's

you ditched school for this?

I did.

Well,

now that's public.

I was hoping that it wouldn't be public.

Wait, you don't want people to know that you're bad?

No, I hope my professors wouldn't see this.

You don't know what they're into, you know?

Are they doing upper deck here?

No, I'm not a Zen guy.

What do you do?

I'm not a nicotine guy at all.

Do you piff?

No.

You don't smoke weed?

No.

Sneez?

No.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

NYU, dude.

Well, you know, some people at NYU, not me.

Who's the richest kid you know at NYU?

I know.

And how evil are their parents?

Baron goes to NYU.

Do you chill with him?

No.

You snizz with Baron?

No, no, no.

Yeah, you do.

No, I know.

Yeah, you snizz with Baron.

No, no, no, no.

You go to the box with Baron and see.

Yeah.

Yeah, actually,

we're good friends.

Is he verbal?

You know,

I have a friend that had a class with Baron, and it was like a math class, and I guess on a midterm, he did really poorly, and he announced to the class, like, publicly, he got a 40% on the exam and slammed it on the table.

Now, I wasn't there to witness it.

I just heard this.

This poor kid, you're now dragging through the mud.

Yes.

I'll drag Baron.

Why?

Well, Baron's the one who's

chilled with Baron.

What if you went to the box with Baron and chilled?

Maybe Baron's normal.

What if you flip Baron, dude?

And Baron became your man on the inside.

I don't know, man.

He became your Manchurian boy.

He could be my source on the inside.

I don't think he's there yet.

He was helping Trump win.

He was like, go on Aiden Ross, go on these people's streams.

Oh, what, dude?

It's so hilarious that that worked.

It is hilarious that it worked.

That's the state of our politics right now, you know?

Do you see yourself as different from that?

I mean, you are effectively a content creator as well, right?

I guess.

Yeah, I guess that's a label.

But I guess you're like a liberal version of Aiden Ross?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I mean, now you're flexing on Aiden, right?

Well, that's a good idea.

If he's convincing these 18-year-olds, but you gotta, why are you convincing these goddamn boys?

I don't know.

Do I have to just be stupider?

Do I have to be like, oh, yeah.

No, just say, like, this guy's a fucking idiot.

Dude, Aiden Ross?

Say he's fucking retarded.

Say the word.

Well, I can't, I can't.

You can't because you're a Democrat.

I can't go there.

I can't go there.

You can't because you're you're a Democrat.

No, no, no.

I can't.

No, I can't.

I was like looking at your content.

I was like looking up things about you.

Yeah.

And I saw you grew up in Singapore and Dubai.

Yeah, I was born in Singapore.

I only lived there for like eight months and then lived in Dubai for like five years.

And then I moved to Ireland where I primarily grew up and then New York.

Why do you have an American accent?

Because my parents are American.

I went to Ireland last year.

I fucked with them heavy.

What part of Ireland?

The West.

The West.

Oh, the West?

Yeah.

You should go to Dublin next time.

That's where I was.

No, no, no.

Dublin.

You don't go to Dublin?

No, it's washed.

It's washed?

Yes.

What about, like, do you know Temple Bar?

It's Disneyland for beer, dude.

Disneyland.

I go to the real Ireland.

Is that a bad thing, though?

Dude, I hate England so much.

Why?

Because it was a genocide.

Well, are you sorry?

It wasn't a famine.

They stole our fucking food.

Well, okay, yeah.

I mean, that's a fair reason, too.

Why don't you hate England?

I think a lot of the modern Irish people are kind of over that.

That's bullshit, dude.

Well, I

never forget, dude.

Would you bring me to the bottom?

Bromochie, blackout pans, come and fight me like a man.

Why are you not proud to be us, Irish?

Are you Irish?

No.

Okay.

Why do you live in Singapore and UAE?

Your parents are like international business people?

No, just, well, my dad works in aircraft leasing and financing.

What is that?

Like private jets?

No, it's like Hurts rental car when you go to the airport and you like rent a car.

You know, all these major airlines, they don't owe their planes.

They like rent the planes for like a 10-year period.

That's real?

Yeah, yeah.

And so the headquartered of that industry, I guess, is in Dublin, Ireland for some reason, probably like tax benefits.

And so

because the tax, yeah, they got

zero business tax, whatever it is.

But so yeah, that's why we were there.

Yeah.

No other reason.

There's no like cool story that I'm like, son to these people.

So your dad owns all the planes in the world.

All the planes in the world.

Really?

Yeah.

Really?

Isn't that kind of crazy?

So why do you have an American accent again?

Because my parents are American.

Yeah, so you're just chilling with your parents with the people.

People in Ireland?

If the British invaded right now, would you pick up a pitchfork?

They're the worst guys.

The British?

Yeah, with America, dude.

We're like really cool with the British.

No, fuck them, dude.

When Princess Diana died, I thought we were still beefing with England, and my mom was crying.

I was like, why are you hyped?

I was like, it's fucking England.

Were you alive?

Yeah, that's right, bitch.

No, I was like a little kid.

Yeah, I was alive.

You were alive when Princess Diana died?

OJ, Princess Diana died, Monica Lewinsky.

Oh, yeah, 9-11.

You missed all that.

I missed all of that.

Dude, Monica Lewinsky was a crazy one.

I've kind of...

looked into it.

It's a little crazy.

It's like everyone's dad was like, just let him get head from a fucking 19-year-old.

They're like,

she was like a young woman.

She was an intern, yeah.

Everyone in America was like, she's fat.

She's got cum on her dress.

It was so mean.

Everyone was so mean to me.

Well, I can't speak to what they were talking about.

I wasn't alive.

You were, though.

Yeah, great excuse, dude.

You were like, you're in the belly of the beast.

You're in the Monica live machine.

Yeah, I guess now I am, yeah.

Do you want to apologize?

Have you heard about O.J.

Simpson?

No, I don't know who that is.

Okay, of course I know.

He was a running back for the Buffalo Bills.

He was a USC.

Is there something you're leaving out in this?

His wife was with this fucking waiter, this guy Ron Goldman.

Yeah.

And he was falsely accused of stabbing them to death.

Falsely?

You missed the 90s, really.

Yeah.

I feel so bad for you.

Well, I wasn't alive, so I couldn't have told you my thing.

It was a different country, man.

Well, you had, you know, Bill Clinton just came off Bush scene.

But then we had Bush Jr.

And that went really badly.

Yeah, he ruined the world.

Yeah, and killed a lot of people.

But now he hugs Michelle Obama.

And probably you too.

You probably hug him too.

I've never met him.

Would you hug him if you saw him?

Well, if he went in for a hug, I feel like I have to.

So you'd hug him, but you wouldn't collab with our president, Donald Trump.

I wouldn't collab with him with Donald Trump.

You wouldn't collab with him?

What about on a hug?

No, I still wouldn't hug Trump.

Do you think he has L Riz?

Sure?

Yeah, I guess.

You think Bush has L Riz?

No, I was referring to Trump.

Who's got more El Riz, Trump or Bush?

Neither.

Neither of them have.

Who's a worse guy, Bush or Trump, in your opinion?

Well, that's a tough one.

I think it's actually genuinely a debate to be at.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, they're both really, really bad.

People forget how bad.

I think, like, people migration forget how bad Bush was.

So many bodies.

Yeah, well, yeah.

Trump has a much lower body count.

Yeah, I mean, but think about what we're talking about.

We're talking about Trump.

What's your body count?

What's your body count?

In terms of drone strikes?

No, in terms of bitches.

I can't reveal that information.

I'm just kidding, dude.

I'm just trying to be cool to a kid.

I'll talk well about you to the NYU kid.

So when did you move to America?

When I was 14.

When you were 14?

Yeah.

And you immediately ran up in here and was like trying to judge my fucking country.

Yeah.

Is that right?

Yeah.

That's bullshit.

Trying to change ships.

How are you going to come over here and just

these colors don't run?

Who was president at 14?

Obama?

No.

No, actually I was 15 when I moved here.

It was Trump.

Because I was in the...

When Trump was the president?

I was in Ireland for Trump getting elected.

Really?

Which was crazy.

Yeah, I was the only American in my class, and everybody hugged me the day after he got elected.

They were like, I'm so sorry.

Oh, you got sympathy?

I got sympathy.

My teachers felt real bad for me.

Even the teachers?

Even the teachers.

Even the teachers.

Do you have any MILFs at the school?

No.

What was your first, like, like, memory about polit?

Like, what got you into it?

It was the 2016 election when Trump was running.

That's what, like, that's.

And you were in Ireland.

Yeah, yeah.

I started reading, like, every day about, like, the election and Hillary Clinton versus Trump and him just being like the nominee for the Republicans got me involved.

He says bad words and stuff.

Well, he says a lot of bad things, yeah.

Not just bad words, like bad things.

How would you describe like what when someone says what's your like political identity, like what label do you use for yourself?

I don't know.

I say like liberal.

Liberal.

Yeah.

I'm kind of in line with like Joe Biden on a lot of things.

Your name online is typical Democrat?

Used to be.

Used to be.

I changed that.

Now it's just my name.

That's brutal.

You can't have that name.

Yeah, well, that was 17-year-old Harry.

I'm just, just I feel bad for you honestly.

I know I'm like why

because A,

you were born in a time where people are like the world sucks.

Yeah, well

the world that you were presented with was sad.

We've never known peace.

So like I grew up when I was like born, we were in the middle of the Middle East, you know, still doing that shit.

Yeah.

Then we had you know all the fallout from that and then the recession in 08 and then you know COVID in 2020.

We've had like a Gen Z's had a rough go of it.

Yeah.

Now I think every generation has their thing.

People are are like mean about you guys.

They're like, you're all like.

Yeah, but like every generation

is like that.

No, but it's really you guys, the world that you were offered was shit.

Yeah, it's and then we have Trump.

Like we have eight years of Trump, 12 years of him being in politics.

It really sucks.

But the interesting thing is that like there's now a shift, right?

Yeah, that's a problem.

Like 18 to 21 is like,

I think it's 14 points higher.

Yeah, there was a poll recently that said that.

It's insane to me.

Yeah.

No, it's really, it's like,

young and Republican is

bizarre.

Yeah, they're voting for like a worse financial future.

So the Democratic Party is like better for like

stock market.

Well, I would argue that Democrats are better for the economy just generally.

Do you think that that's a winning message?

Yes.

Look, I think we just learned from the election that like the phrase, it's the economy stupid from Clinton and his campaign remains true today.

But the economy wasn't that good.

That's probably why Biden lost.

Exactly.

Right.

Inflation, right?

Right, exactly.

Inflation, stuff like that.

So we're right on every other issue.

Like, the majority of Americans agree with us on the major issues, reproductive rights, climate change, things of that nature.

But the economy will always prevail.

You do that.

Things of that nature.

You think he should run for president?

No.

Why not?

Because I think we have to get celebrities out of politics.

I don't think we can have like, you know, these guys who have no experience running.

the United States of America.

Like with Trump, it worked out pretty poorly.

People that work for him and write legislation on his behalf know what they're doing, right?

They're just doing bad, like, naughty.

I mean, like, the Heritage Foundation aren't celebrities.

Yeah, but you can hire anybody, but you still have a lot of decisions to make as president.

Like, you're still the last guy who makes the call regarding drone strikes.

And we know that Trump is pretty flexible.

So Wes, Wiggle, Jed Bartlett.

I've never seen that shit.

What?

Dude,

that's...

Honestly, if you're a liberal, you've got to see that America.

That's what I'm describing.

Veep is good.

Veep is fun.

Veep?

Yeah, have you seen Designated Survivor?

Mark Wahlberg?

No.

Is that where he gets dropped behind enemy lines?

He has to fucking kill everyone?

No, it's about a guy.

What is that?

Lowe's survivor.

Lowe's survivor.

No,

it's about a guy.

Like, when there's a joint address to Congress, or like the State of the Union, there's one cabinet member that stays behind.

Yeah, yeah.

So if it blows up, like, they become president.

So he blew it up?

No, no, no.

He didn't blow it up.

He was the last cabinet member.

Everyone's dead?

Everyone was dead.

It's a good shot.

It was a new president.

It was him.

Who plays him?

Oh, I forget his name.

I don't know.

We'll get up right now.

Okay.

I don't know.

That'd be so sick if that happened.

At this point, fuck it up.

Let's see that kind of thing.

No?

Kiefer Sutherland?

One of the best actors of all time?

Yeah, this guy.

Yeah, maybe stop watching that.

Watch 24, dude.

I've never, I don't know.

You gotta stop liking politics.

I'm here to get you.

You gotta get out of politics.

I know you do.

You're very good.

Thank you.

I was like reading your tweets.

You don't tweet like a 22-year-old.

You tweet like a DC comms person.

You tweet like a press secretary.

Well, part of,

I don't really like Twitter as a platform, but it's just really fun to rile up the Trump supporters.

You do

your point and then like enter, enter, and then like, this is not normal at the end.

Yeah.

Which is like a 45-year-old lady tweets about.

Yeah, yeah.

You gotta be like.

You don't have to pass,

no, you gotta be like Donald.

They're being fucking bitch asses.

Well, Twitter is a very old platform, so you gotta speak to your audience.

I mean,

I was looking at the menshe's.

You're what?

Your menshees, you're getting killed.

Oh, and the mentions.

Oh, and the replies.

I'm so mean to you.

Yeah, no, but that's what's fun about Twitter.

Like, I like Riley.

It's so fun.

You're 22.

That's too much.

I think it's too many.

People are like,

dude, I saw this one.

I had them tweet it out.

Or printed out.

This one.

They said, Harry Sisson in the public restroom there's a guy pissing at a urinal yeah

and then you say hey do you hate Trump too and he says yeah and then you stand behind him and pee in the guy's ass

yeah

that's brutal dude I I've been a comedian on the internet and I've you know that's at at 29 31 I was like dealing with people goofing around like that and it was still stressful at 22 it must be insane who cares?

Like, whoa.

They're saying that you're peeing in a guy's butt at the urine.

I'll live, you know?

I'll be all right.

I don't buy it.

Who cares about that guy?

I don't buy it.

That dude right there, like the account you just showed me, is one of the biggest conspiracy theorists on Twitter.

So I'm convinced he's sitting in his bed.

It's mad funny saying that you pee in the guy's butt.

Well, I feel honestly.

He killed your ass.

Don't laugh at that.

Don't laugh at that.

Yeah, too.

You're 22.

You should be like listening to Apex Twins and stuff.

What the fuck is that?

The fuck is that?

You're awesome.

let's go back to that point about conservatives kind of having the advantage online yeah right why is it appealing to an 18 year old to kind of align themselves with a political party that's like mad about the little mermaid being black like that's like the most 87 year old thing to be mad about.

Why are kids kind of like why are kids now associating themselves?

Well because their role models are saying it.

So you have people like Elon Musk and Trump.

Like Elon's the richest person in the world.

He has his own companies.

Trump is the president of the United States.

And whether we like it or not, people are going to look up to the president and grow up with them if they're not political.

Liking the president is one of the

most whack things you could do.

Well, I like it.

To be like, the president rules?

That's so evil.

What do you mean?

Regardless, it's the truth.

No one says that Trump is their role model.

They just think that.

Yeah, yeah, it's not Trump, but it's like the office of the presidency.

And whoever occupies the presidency is like you're not going to be able to do that.

Do you think 18-year-olds are like, i love the office of the president no i think that when you're growing up you see like the president give a speech and that's something that like you can you know be proud of even even if you're like 16 you'd be like that's my president why don't you say if they're mad about the little mermaid being black just say like you're a fucking pussy then well i just say like stop being a pussy it's the little mermaid i haven't i haven't always been like as as stand-up as you're making me seem like i i do these like live stream debates every once in a while and i'll tell trump supporters i'm gonna like sleep with their wives like straight up.

That's not gonna get them to like you.

No, it's not, it's it's not getting them to like me.

No, no, no.

No, what's your body count of wives?

Zero wives?

No, zero, zero.

So you're just doing, so you're just telling some guy that's broke and mad at you?

Well, yeah, because the goal is you want to like, if they're being, if they're not going to get convinced, at least have some fun with them.

At least like piss them off a little bit and basically.

You're just arguing with people on the internet.

It's stressful.

Well, yeah, but those are like the smaller.

The big minority of people.

Like the most

in your class right now.

Your online class.

What's the name of the class?

It's why college is so expensive.

At NYU.

At NYU.

At a $60,000.

Well, the irony is overwhelming, isn't it?

It's crazy.

Who's your squad at school?

Like, who are your boys?

I don't really have a squad at school.

Really?

Yeah.

Let's go to a party and be friends.

Well, I have a really good friend that lives in Hoboken.

We go to bars together.

You go to New Jersey?

No.

Fuck no.

Was this a 45-year-old guy that you chose?

No, no, no.

He's my age.

Really?

Yeah.

He comes here.

We don't go to Hoboken.

Really?

We're not going to Hoboken to go to bars.

We're going to New York to go to bars.

How old were you when the lockdowns happened?

What, I guess, 17, 18?

So that was like your junior, senior year?

Yeah.

So you had to chill with your parents?

Yeah.

That sucks, dude.

I had to chill with my parents.

It was a crazy time.

Yeah.

Crazy time.

That was weird.

My parents were in the process of getting divorced at the time, so it was even worse.

Oh, that's terrible, bro.

No, it's fine.

It's not fun.

You have to, First of all, not chilling with your friends.

That was the most fun.

Those two years?

Yeah, but like...

Like blazing and stuff?

Well, I wasn't doing that.

I'm just saying,

like, you couldn't see your friends.

You had to, what?

Hanging out with your parents is the worst thing ever.

Yeah.

We played a lot of video games together.

We get on PlayStation every day.

Fortnite?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And Madden and shit like that.

Are you nice at Madden?

I'm really good at Madden.

Oh.

Like, I'll cook like most people.

You play FIFA?

Yeah.

I'll cook your friends.

No, you won't, bro.

No, you won't.

Oh, fuck you.

No, you won't.

Who's your squad?

Well, I've been playing FIFA since FIFA 11 for the record.

Okay, fine.

I've been playing since earlier, actually.

On, like, what fucking console?

Do you even have like PlayStations when you were growing up?

What an idiot.

One of the dumbest guys I've ever met.

Did they have a bunch of people?

Were you a Game Boy?

Were you on a fucking Game Boy playing FIFA?

What were you playing FIFA on?

PlayStation 2.

Oh, you were?

2.

PlayStation 2?

It had a DVD player.

Who's your squad in politics, like on content creation?

I have my good friend Chris.

Who's Chris?

His name is Chris Maori.

What's his he's a Maori?

He's a Maori.

Does he do the Hakka?

Well like the no.

You know what the Hakka is?

Yeah, it's what the New Zealand rugby player is doing.

Is he a Maori?

He's a M-O-W-R-E-Y.

He's Maori, yeah.

But he's not from New Zealand.

Adam Jewish?

What is it?

I'm not familiar.

I'm just saying.

His last name is the thing he is.

I'm not following you.

Is that his online name or his real name?

That's his real name.

His Christian name?

Or his Maori name?

No,

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What's it?

What's on Spotify?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll show you.

I love you, you love me.

What playlist do you want?

What's your number one tracks?

Most ripped.

Oh, you want it like of 2024?

What do you listen to?

Wolf.

I'll read you my first five tracks for 2024.

My five tracks in 2024 were Seven Summers by Morgan Wallen, which is crazy.

A cocktail song number one.

That's going to be play well to get the, you know.

The MAGA right.

I have like Zach Bryan in there as well.

It's a shame that, like, Zach Bryan is, like, you know, has done some pretty shitty things.

What has he done?

He, like, cheat on his girlfriend.

Who cares?

I think that's bad.

You're not going to listen to a song because he cheats?

No, I still listen to him.

He's a famous singer.

I still listen to him.

Of course, he's cheating.

He's a famous singer.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't really know the whole thing.

You think Sinatra wasn't cheating?

He probably was.

Do you like Sinatra?

I like Sinatra.

I like some Sinatra songs.

You think your aesthetic is kind of

Sinatra vibes?

No.

A little bit, no?

I don't think it's a bit.

You're kind of a classic man.

The way your hair is brushed?

No, thanks, man.

I don't know.

I don't see it.

Have you ever rocked pearls?

No.

Because guys on TikTok wear that now.

It's kind of weird.

I don't think dudes should be rocking pearls.

My boy Hassan rocks that sometimes.

I'm sorry to Hassan.

Are you on that Hassan Piker tip?

Oh, Hassan

Hassan Piker.

Yeah, I know Hassan.

Are you on that tip?

He doesn't like me, unfortunately.

Why not?

Because I'm a liberal.

Should we hit him up?

Yeah.

I've talked to him before on like a live stream, but he doesn't like me.

Why not?

Because I'm a liberal.

He thinks I'm like too moderate, and then I'll defend the Democrats no matter what.

So, what about your

political compass is moderate?

Well, he thinks I'm moderate.

But actually, you're a real freak.

No,

I'm not super far left.

I guess I am perceived to be a moderate Democrat, because I'm very willing to work with the other side.

If we can get something done, I'm inclined to do that.

Oh, like...

To work with the Republicans, yeah.

That's sick.

You talk like you're one of the in Congress.

That's pretty cool.

Maybe one of the Congress.

I'm going to work across the aisle.

Yeah.

You want to be in Congress?

I don't know.

Why not?

I don't know.

Maybe, maybe in the future.

I'm still not old enough yet.

Are you sick at speeches?

No.

Really?

No.

You've got to watch some Obama game tape.

Well, no, I've studied Obama speaking, really.

It's fantastic.

So cute.

Did you ever see after that shooting at that church when he did the memorial and then he just sang?

We were like, Obama can also sing?

That was.

Oh, happy day.

And we're like, wow,

he hasn't told us this whole time he's a singer, too?

Yeah, I don't, I, I, yeah, I do remember seeing that.

It really just made up for him, like, you know, you know, not giving us health care.

We gave us health care.

Shut up, you idiot.

You don't know.

The Affordable Care Act.

What's better, Barney or Bluey?

I don't, I don't know.

What foods give you the ick?

What foods give me the ick?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Ketchup.

You don't like ketchup?

I don't like ketchup.

Okay.

I kind of fuck with that.

Do you like ketchup?

I don't know.

I don't care.

It's there.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you ever get worried that you're going to get grounded?

Do you think that Baby Gronk is the new Riz King?

He even got a hug from Livy.

Answer the fucking question.

Well, what's the question again?

Dude,

this is why Kamala lost.

Because you want to answer a question straight up.

You're right.

Do you think Baby Gronk is the new Riz King?

He even got a hug from Livvy.

Just answer the question.

I'm sorry, dude.

I don't even know.

I don't know.

Why do you refuse to

say to that?

It's not that hard.

What do you want me to say to that?

It's a yes or no.

Is Baby Gronk the new Riz King?

You can't even say that.

He even got a hug from...

He got a hug from Livy.

Who is Livy?

Do you know who Livy is?

Just answer the fucking question.

You don't even know who Livy is.

You're so like, this is why you guys lose election.

You're right.

Because there's a voucher.

There's some voucher for, you get $300 for a house.

It's actually $20,000 for first-time homebuyers.

Yeah, that'll buy you a good house.

That'll buy you a sick house.

Just let us go to the doctor.

But it helps a lot.

Just let us go to the doctor.

You can go to the doctor.

We can't go to the doctor.

Sign up for the Affordable Care Act.

Do you, yo, straight up?

I went on the exchange this year.

Bronze Plan, the shit one, the crappiest one.

The city of the crappiest one.

Bronze planned, $8.50 a month with a, with, like, it was a 10,000 deductible.

$850 or $850?

$850 a month.

That's crap.

That's not good.

Just admit it, that's crap.

No, that's not good.

Thanks, bro.

I convince you.

I'm like Bernie.

So are you in line with that?

You think Bernie's got aura?

I think Bernie has some momentum right now.

He's moving.

Momentum right now?

Yeah.

He's about to die, dude.

What do you mean, momentum right now?

I'm just saying, do you think his message,

you think that

resonate with you?

Yeah, well, I mean,

some of it does.

I think some of what he says is good, and then others I disagree with.

What parts of it have L Riz?

Verdi's message.

Is that what we're asking?

Just answer the question.

Sorry, I just.

What do you not like about Verdie's mental message?

I don't know.

I think he's not pragmatic.

And I value pragmatism a lot.

He's not pragmatic.

What do you mean?

Like, he wants to be like, oh, it sounds anti-Semitic.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah.

It sounds like you're being a little little bit anti-Semitic.

I'm sorry then.

It wasn't pragmatic.

Pragmatic?

Well, he's saying he wants like Medicare for all, college for all.

I don't think we can get that done.

Why?

Because we don't have the numbers in Congress.

We're never going to have those numbers.

Why?

Because people vote for Republicans.

Okay.

You need a...

Obama, I think you were like four years old.

Yeah.

When he got elected in 2008, he had a supermajority.

We had the numbers.

We had the numbers.

Yeah, but this was like, you know, Bernie wasn't popular then.

Here's the thing, is like, you're 22, right?

Yeah.

You shouldn't be talking like like this.

Honestly, it makes more sense if you're just saying the end word online than if you're like, we have to be pragmatic.

Are you bizarre?

Are you advocating?

It's not a 22-year-old thing.

When I was 22, I misunderstood what the graduate was about.

And I thought

I'm going to run away with my love into the street.

And I didn't get that the end was like they made a mistake.

Well, you know, I don't know.

When I was 22, I was like, I threw rocks at a girl's window and stuff.

Yeah.

We got to go to a party with him.

You shouldn't go to NYU parties.

What?

We're going to chill with Baron.

We're going to tell him that...

If you can find Baron,

the Democrats slay, and they have no crumbs.

I think it's left no crumbs.

What is yat?

Say that again.

Yat?

Yat.

It's like pussy?

It sounds like pussy.

I think it refers to

some woman's ass.

A tushy.

Yeah.

The bunda.

Bundasliga.

Bundasliga.

Oh, you're Frank Riberie.

I I also like Ribery.

I like Riberi and Robin.

He was an ugly motherfucker.

Well, he was really good, though.

Robin, when he did this, after he hit it off the left.

You played soccer growing up?

Yeah.

You were in Ireland.

In Ireland, yeah.

In Ireland?

Yeah.

Who's your team?

No, I mean, I played.

I didn't have a team in Ireland.

They have, like, no.

Do you follow sports at all?

Yeah.

Who are you?

I watch football and soccer for the most part.

Who's your soccer team?

Manchester United.

Who the fuck is your team?

Yeah.

Who's your team?

Enjoy it, dude.

Enjoy it.

Mind the gap.

Who's your team?

You don't know.

Exactly.

You don't don't want to get into this.

You don't want to go to the Arsenal.

Oh, Arsenal?

We're going to win the Champions League.

Yeah, God love you.

Fuck you, dude.

How does it feel to fumble the league?

How's it feel to fucking fumble the election, dude?

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You live in the dorms?

No, I have my own apartment.

Really?

Oh, from money?

From Soros?

From Soros.

So, fire?

You think he has Aura?

Soros?

Yeah, he was in the Holocaust and shit.

He's goaded.

He came back heavy.

He's in his slop era.

You think Soros is

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no it's bad this is why you get killed in the comments no no no here's why here's why because i it's heads i win tails you know no the other way around oh oh uh no country for old men heads heads you leave tails you sure sure have you seen that movie no i haven't but i have i have a lot of movies that i like i just don't know what the hell that is all right say one

uh goodwill hunting goodwill hunting interstellar he does goodwill hunting like uh that's your look style right goodwill hunting you for your hair that's a compliment what do you like about that movie?

Because he was such a piece of shit, trash, Boston trash, but he was actually smart.

But he was, yeah, well, there you go.

I think that's what I was doing.

Is that

you identify with that story as a guy growing up with a plane that your dad owns all the planes?

No, I don't.

I don't really identify with that.

But it's a good movie.

You know what's crap is this incel.

Like, it's not nice to them.

Like, it's awful to not get pussy.

And then we're like, not only do you not get pussy, you're Osama bin Laden.

You're the greatest danger to society.

What?

That's how they're talked about.

Like, they're the Republicans?

No, incels.

The way we talk about basement dwelling incels, right?

I don't think I've ever seen somebody liken an incel to Osama bin Laden.

What?

Do you think that,

especially amongst young men, that like

kind of developing

and maturing sexually

has been

more stressful after post-me too?

No, I don't really think so.

I don't think it's me too that has damaged young men.

I think it's on the internet.

Kids are having less sex nowadays.

Yeah.

But I don't think Me Too is the reason why.

What do you think the reason is?

Isolation?

Isolation and the rise of internet culture.

Sure.

I think like the insecurities that have arisen from like, you know, both boys and girls seeing like models online and being like, oh, that's not me.

There's always been hot girls, dude.

Yeah, but it's different.

It's like

you'd have to go to a fucking store and buy a book to see that.

Now you can just open your phone and scroll and see that endlessly.

Yeah, you guys got porn like anytime you wanted?

Yeah.

You can just open your phone and like anything you want is right is readily accessible.

I think that's probably pretty damaging.

So you, like, like,

what age did you see pornography for the first time?

You can say it, dude.

Stop being, stop it.

I don't fucking know.

I don't know.

Like 11, probably.

Probably something around.

You're on iPad watching Bluey and then just

gang, gangbang.

I think a lot of my friends learned about that stuff really early, far earlier than anybody else.

For us, boys, back in my day, we had to search for it.

What was that like?

I stole in the airport on the way to summer camp.

I would steal porno mags.

Yeah.

And then I would have to

look at the TV guide and see when the sex stuff was coming on Cinemax, and then sneak down to the TV room at 2 a.m.

to beat to softcore.

Wow.

No, it's fascinating.

It's kind of nice.

Yeah.

And people's older brothers had like, had like hustlers and stuff.

It was kind of more quaint.

You guys were just getting fucking.

Yeah.

Just.

I think, yeah, Gen Z's kind of been punched in the face with a lot of things, not just like this.

It can't be good.

No, it can't be.

We'll find out the ramifications soon.

I think we're already finding it out a little bit.

Trump, you mean?

Trump is...

You think Trump?

I mean, I think there's there's definitely some connections here between the rise in online culture and the rise in insecurity and young men and then being like, oh, well, Trump speaks to my insecurities.

He says it's this person's fault.

So it must be their fault.

And I'm not the problem.

Whose fault?

Well, Trump picks on a variety of people.

He picks on immigrants.

He picks on women.

I mean, he blames a lot of these things on all these groups.

And

a lot of these young men will feel like

Like it's not me.

I'm not the problem.

It's not my fault that I don't go out to parties and get girls.

It's the immigrants who are taking my job.

Some dumb shit like that.

Immigrants are going to the parties?

Yeah, that's right.

Really?

Is that what's going on over there?

That's what Trump is saying.

You got the MS-13

at NYU?

No, we don't have MS-13 at NYU.

They're doing freak-offs with your girls?

We got to get our women back.

We got to send them over to British.

No, you're not going to get our girls.

You're going down the alt-right pipeline right now.

Don't do that.

You are the one that was saying this is happening.

I don't think it's saying it's happening.

You got to pull yourself out.

Trump is saying that MS-13 is getting too much pussy up here?

Trump is not saying that.

Are your parents libs?

Are my parents?

Yeah, they're on the left, but they're not as political as I am, I don't think.

Really?

Yeah.

So this was kind of just like a me thing for the most part.

What, like, what's your parents' vibes?

Like, what do they like?

They listen to music?

Yeah, they listen to music.

They're like Bruce Springsteen people.

Have you ever done karaoke?

No.

Just okay.

There was a collective sigh on that one.

Is this like your favorite pastime, karaoke?

Have you been to Costco before, Harry?

No.

I saw you garnered some controversy online.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You garnered some controversy.

Have you been to Costco?

No.

Never.

No.

You're lying to me right now.

I've never been to Costco.

You passed gas at a Costco.

Oh, is that...

This is.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You farted at Costco.

When a journalist was there.

Okay.

From CT ESPN, Antonio Brown.

He broke the story on X.

He said, Harry Sassan farted with this photo.

What is this about?

This appears to be ejaculant of perhaps four or five loads based upon

what I'm shooting.

That appears to be four or five men's loads.

What were you doing with it in your bum?

And why did you?

You knew that you farted at Costco.

Also, there appears to be a tire track.

This is your getaway.

And

you left the workers to clean it up.

Yeah.

No, I am.

Champagne liberal.

Huh?

Can you please explain this photograph?

It's very confusing and it's controversial.

Oh, dude.

I can't even keep it.

Harry, just answer the question.

It's not true.

You're just ducking and diving.

It's a fabrication.

It's a fabrication.

So, why would this man lie?

Antonio Brown, why would he say this got 2.5 million views?

Do you know who Antonio Brown is?

2.5 million people think that you farted out perhaps three full loads of a man.

Yeah.

Harry.

So this journalist, Antonio Brown from CTESPN,

and you also, Harry, you clapped back at this journalist, Antonio Brown.

You said 11 women accused you of claiming to be...

Oh, no, no, no.

What is it?

No, never mind.

Never mind.

You said that there was a clapback you did that said that

he went to jail for refusing to pay his child support.

That's right.

He was arrested for...

So you think that someone's a bad father just because they go to jail?

No, I think they're a bad father for you.

Do you understand what our criminal justice system is like?

It's communication.

So just because you go to jail, then you're no longer qualified to be a father?

I don't understand what you're talking about.

I think you're focused on the wrong thing in that story.

I think you should be focused on him not paying his child support.

So much so that he had to get arrested.

So that just, so that means he's a bad father?

I would.

This journalist that was at Costco randomly when you farted.

I don't understand how those two, he was just there, he was getting dog food, it appears, and you farted what appears to be perhaps one and a half to two loads of men's semen.

Which is why would you store that in your bottom?

So why does this gentleman have it out for you?

I don't know.

You should ask.

I think he.

Perhaps it's because you quite rudely farted out.

Perhaps an apology is in order, Harry.

For this farting.

You pee in the guy's ass and now you're farting out.

You're farting out load.

You're farting out bust in a Costco.

It's with a tire track going away.

You made your escape.

You said let the workers deal with this.

I'm going to go on a plane.

I'm going to go on Daddy's plane.

It's false.

It's false.

It's false.

Yeah.

So who is this character, Antonio?

A former wide receiver for the Pistons.

Oh, the Stillers, number 84.

Yeah.

Hell of a wide receiver.

Until he got...

He could toe-tap.

He was really nice at toe-tapping on the line.

He was alright.

So you got in trouble for sex.

Sexting

on Snapchat.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Because it's now popular to like politics, and girls are like, you look so cute.

When you're like, Pete Buddhig

killed it in this speech, and you're like in the corner, you're like, like this.

And girls are like, you look amazing, great hair, goodwill hunting style.

And you flirted.

I'm not familiar with what you're talking about.

You're 22 years old, and people are knowing that you're getting boobs from girls.

And adults are

being crazy to you about it?

That must be quite stressful.

Yeah, middle-aged MAGA men for the most part, yeah.

That's not normal, Harry.

I don't know what to tell you.

What did your parents tell you?

About what?

When that was happening.

This?

Yeah.

Controversy?

Did they help you?

Were they helpful?

I didn't talk to them really about it.

So you had a roster.

So what are we talking about?

Like,

what kind of.

Well, that was the Latinos.

That was the.

No.

MILFs?

No, no.

It would be fire if they were all like 68 years old.

If you're getting sushi pics from 68-year-old women.

Honestly, if that was the case, you should leak that.

And people would be like, he's 11 girls.

Well, people thought I leaked this.

People thought that this was created by me.

Why?

To make me look cool.

To make you look cool?

Yeah, to make me look like normal.

Is it?

I think that you did.

Now you said that, I think you did.

Well, all the Republicans before this, they were like, oh, he's gay.

Oh, so they were saying you're in the closet, so you're like, I got

boobs from 11 girls?

Yeah, well, that's the claim that I like, I was.

For liking Biden?

Yeah.

To be like, Joseph Robinette Biden, his brain is good.

You know, that shouldn't be

getting the chicks going.

I don't know, man.

But that works these days?

I don't know if that was part of it.

What was your hit?

What hit?

I don't know.

I couldn't really tell you.

What's your number one TikTok?

My number one TikTok?

Yeah.

Like, in terms of views views or in terms of what I like.

Views.

It was this video I posted in like 2020-ish.

It got like 15 million views.

I was talking about it.

Can I see?

Can you run that?

I can like maybe look for it.

Run it.

Yeah.

It's a.

You were 18.

Yeah, it was this one.

Ah, but my.

That's your hair is different.

You're doing more of a beeb thing.

Showing a picture of Joe Biden kissing his son, Hunter Biden.

I can't listen to my voice, man.

It makes me crazy.

What's wrong with a proud father showing his son love?

If you actually break it down, he's just fucking him and giving him a kiss.

But if you really want to play that game, does this look normal to you?

Does this look normal to you?

Do any of these look normal to you?

Do any of these look normal?

Why are you engaging with this crap?

I don't think you want to do it.

You did numbers on it.

I'm not trying to paint Joe Biden as creepy.

Because have you seen Donald Trump?

Bro.

So a Trump supporter.

First of all, okay, this is a funny picture.

Him kissing.

No, you know, why are you making what you were like?

Why are you doing state media?

It's funny that he's kissing at the door.

Aren't you just saying you want to be like China?

Yeah, but for kissing i thought it was a good photo you're doing a pa but who cares it is funny but it doesn't mean it's it bad why don't you take it up with 18 year old harry i don't know he's a different no it's cute yeah but that's the point the point is is that like you did numbers of uh respect on that you get paid you get paid whatever source is tells you yeah but like

just being like he the the kissing is is is not as bad as uh Ivanka.

It's kind of celeb gossip, no?

Well, a little bit, yeah, but that's what politics is nowadays.

It's not just policy.

It is a little bit of celebrity gossip.

Have you seen his hog?

His what?

Hunter's penis?

No.

He's got a nice one.

A nice piece.

I've never looked at those photos.

Why?

Too scared?

No, I think it's wrong.

Well, after the episode, we'll see it.

I'm okay.

We're all men, dude.

You haven't been to a fucking locker room?

Why do you think I'm like salt?

Pull up Hunter's dick.

Don't pull up Hunter's dick.

Pull up Hunter's Dick.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Why not, dude?

Because it's wrong.

His photos are.

If his penis wasn't good, it would be wrong.

His photos are impossible.

Oh, poor guy.

He's got a nice one.

You know what's wrong is that his parents make him go to Azerbaijan and sit on a fucking oil company board every couple years.

Is this a new theory I haven't heard?

Azerbaijan?

He just gets sent around the world.

He's a sad guy.

I'm pretty sure that was his choice.

You know, I met Hunter at the Christmas, at the White House Christmas party.

You hit it?

No.

He's sober.

He's doing good.

Yeah, but he came up to me.

He's like, I've seen your videos.

What he's sick?

Yeah, he's really nice.

I have a photo with him if you want to see it.

He's awesome.

He's a good guy.

He's a really nice person.

I empathize with the guy.

I think that he's just had it.

He seems sad.

And it's stressful that your dad's the president.

And it's stressful that your brother died.

And it's like

he was supposed to be the heir to the dynasty.

Like, I'm not saying Hunter is like some conspiracy crap.

He has to just go around the world every couple of years and be on a Chinese like petrochemical company board.

And like, he probably is just like, all right, I'll do it for my mom and dad.

I think it's him.

These people are human beings, dude.

They're not like...

I agree well every time I've I met Biden twice was it he's probably chill right he's super nice super nice I what do you say

well the first time it's all caught on video like I've posted on tick tock oh

that's caught on video yeah and actually both times are caught on video I don't even know what I'm talking about well the first time I met him he's like I heard a lot of things about you heard a lot of good things about you and I said I've heard a lot of good things about you too he said that's pretty good president said that to you yeah his team briefed him he didn't know who the fuck you got glazed by the president I don't think that's you're Monica Lewinsky or you're the opposite.

You're the opposite of Monica Lewinsky.

You got glazed off.

Some conservatives liken me to Monica Lewinsky.

You got glazed in the Oval Office by the president?

I don't think that should be a headline.

No, I didn't do that.

That didn't happen.

If Trump said, that was not in the Oval Office.

If Trump said, Harry, let's collab.

I swear to God, I will glaze.

Would you say yes?

No.

But what if he guaranteed a glaze?

No.

What if he was like, I've been wrong about everything.

The economy is better for the Democrats are better.

If he was like, okay, all right.

Thank you, Harry.

Dude, he's a good kid, guys.