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Were you worried about what the 145% tariffs were doing to small businesses here in the U.S.?

Is that why you're bringing it down?

No, no, no.

Should I call him again?

Yes.

But China's not doing any business.

They were doing...

Had him freelanced.

Yo, what's up?

I'm live.

As-salamu alaykum.

Hassan, how are you, Habibi?

I'm good.

What's up?

What's going on?

Okay,

it's Friday.

Friday, finally.

It's happening.

Okay.

What's happening?

Your episode is coming out.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

It's finally.

It's finally happening.

It's here, Hassan.

I'm overjoyed.

Thank you.

And I just want to thank you for your friendship and

the solidarity that you've shown me throughout this entire crazy period of my life.

Okay.

The answer is yes, I will hide you.

Hey guys, ladies and gentlemen, the bitch is back.

It's Adam Friedland.

I've come back.

Listen, it's been a month.

We've been gone.

And

I don't know.

I should be honest, there have been a lot of changes in my life.

And I'm feeling good again, you know.

The good news is I got engaged to a woman.

What else?

I read the Quran finally.

I finally got around to re-watching Dotty Darko, which I found to be just as trippy as the first time that I saw it when I was a baby.

Today is the final installment of our last episode series.

The guest is Hassan Piker.

Many people have noted that he was perhaps a protege of mine.

I think we finally passed the torch during this episode.

I think the

teacher has become the ma the master.

What is it?

The master has become the student.

The master has become the student.

The hunter has become the hunted.

Next month,

the new season of the Adam Freelan Show will be launching.

This is

a massive roll of the dice on my part.

Throwing my life savings behind the pro the project right now.

My partner has moved on.

I just can't stand what's happening right now in this country.

I can't sit back and watch democracy be assaulted over and over again.

I know how to fix this.

And you have to trust me, America.

So next month

it begins.

Get ready, folks.

I guess I'll end this by saying what no one has the fucking guts to say.

President Donald John Trump,

you're fired.

Fucking doing your doing your fucking

clown shit.

Yeah, no, no clown shit here.

No clown shit.

What do you want me to?

Are we rehearsing the walk?

Like, is there a specific type of walk here?

Do you need to rehearse it?

I thought you were a physically fit man.

Ladies and gentlemen, a special introduction today.

Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines hero as a mythological or legendary figure, often of divine descent, endowed with great strength.

An illustrious warrior, a person admired for achievements and noble qualities.

one who shows great courage.

But to me,

my hero is our next guest.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Turkish political commentator Hassan Piker, everyone.

Those nice muscles, dude?

Thank you.

Okay, you got a great bot, though.

Thank you.

Those great arms, great chest.

How long have you been getting muscles for?

Yeah, I used to be really

super fat.

And then I

moved to LA and I was living with a bunch of personal trainers.

So sick.

And uh no, it was because I was broke.

Do you attribute any

modicum of your success to just to being a big strong guy?

Being attractive?

Yeah, if you were like a quasi-modo, would people be listening to you about like...

No.

I mean people probably should be listening, but like not to the same degree.

They wouldn't be looking though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think like this is actually kind of serious.

I'm gassing myself up a little bit, which is weird.

Get some serious.

I do think that, like, there's a lot of these, like, Andrew Tate types out there, right?

Which is really funny because he's like, I mean, he dresses super European, like, super gay.

Like, unimaginably gay.

He wears like those little slipper loafers and like super tight pants.

There's this entire...

like new wing of I guess right-wing adjacent content creators that are all like

former life insurance salesmen and shit.

And

they all present themselves as like super masculine alpha dogs.

And I feel like the way I look kind of counters that a little bit because, like,

you know, you look like the archetypical, stereotypical leftist guy.

What is that supposed to mean?

Just handsome.

You coming on my damn show and fucking selling my ass immediately?

Do you dress gay like Andrew Tates?

No, I just dress gay because I'm gay.

No.

But I'm saying.

You got Silas and stuff?

No.

How much Rick Owens have you bought?

This is the only...

This is the Doc Martens one, and these are the only.

Those are literally the Calabo Rick Owens.

Yeah.

They're sick, though.

They're super comfy.

And also relatively affordable.

They're like $300.

Wait, so

let's back up.

You grew up in Turkey?

Yeah.

What's like the vibe there?

Chill.

You think?

I think.

Yeah.

I was in an econ class in college, freshman year, like 8 a.m.

class, and there was like a crew of internationals, and they all were wearing Hermes, like belt, Gucci shoes.

Like, you know, the kind of like the international students at college, they have blast SIGs outside the library.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I was like, they were all talking some type of language.

I'm like, what the fuck kind of language is that?

Yeah.

And it was a, it was your, it was what.

My language, my people's language?

Turkish.

What's called Turkish?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

It was that language.

They were all.

It's very like

is it like that?

Yeah, it's very like milk milk throat.

I don't know if that's Turkish, bro.

No, what is it?

I feel like Turkish is more like

a snobby Arabic.

Like we're a little bit European.

That definitely is the vibe.

You're 100% right.

Turks will get very mad if you ever call them Arab.

Like they're not Arab anyway, but like still, there's like Arabic background.

Yeah, everyone thinks that's some type of Arab over here.

Yeah, Turkey also rebranded under Ardhan.

It's called Turkia now.

They changed it.

They're like, everyone has to say

the Turkish way of saying it.

That's kind of,

I like that, actually.

I don't think people are doing it, though.

No?

No.

People don't.

I mean, that's kind of disrespect if someone's just making up a different name for your country.

I don't care.

Let's back up.

Because my audience is

pretty mature intellectual style.

So

many of them might not know.

I've seen the subreddit.

Many of them might not know.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Many of them might not know like, you know, streaming or games or whatever,

Minecraft crafts or whatever.

So could you like just explain for our audience

what it is?

Like, how would you explain what it is that you do?

The way I

explain it to mainstream media people is like, I'm basically like a Rush Limbaugh without crippling opiate addiction or brain cancer.

I do that for

against white people though.

So it's like a reverse Rush Limbaugh.

You hate white people?

No, I love white people.

I'm white.

You do that.

Because I have a Turkish friend that tries to play it like he's a...

He tries to play it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He tries to play like he's not a...

Like he's not from the Euro side of Istanbul.

But like, you have to just know everything?

Like, you have to have an opinion, right?

I mean,

I do.

Yeah, but like, that's, you have to have an opinion on something, right?

Not really.

I don't know.

But the funny thing is I don't have an opinion on it.

You're doing it in real time, right?

So like you're like streaming eight hours a day, a news article drops, and then you just drop knowledge on it, right?

Yeah.

But like that's really fast.

Yeah.

But like what if you're wrong?

Sometimes I do get stuff wrong.

Like I'll have.

Like the whole Israel thing?

Wait, can I try it?

Can you just like, let's say, give me a breaking news?

Okay.

And you want to know what I mean.

And then

I'm going to give an opinion.

Okay, breaking news.

Because I have an opinion on, I don't believe in anything anymore.

Okay.

So now I'm going to try to do your thing.

Breaking news.

The United Nations have come out with a new report that halves the number of child and women fatalities since October 7 in the latest siege that Israel conducted in Gaza.

I don't understand what any of those words mean.

Can you make an easier one like what Kamala Harris got shot in the head or something?

That's an easier.

Okay.

That halves

halves the October 7th.

Okay.

What are you even going for?

I gave you a real USA Today headline from yesterday.

Just tell me one, just Just make one up.

You say it just happened.

And I got to be on Hassan Baby

stream.

Okay.

And I got to like go like this.

I have to tell the kids.

Okay, so give me one.

Okay.

After a visit

with

Chinese leader Xi Jinping Joe Biden shit in his diapers.

After a visit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping.

You asked for an easy one give it give it to me.

Let's let's run it again.

Okay after a visit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping Joe Biden was reported to shit in his diapers

That's what I would have said actually that's it you just bro are you coming for my shit?

Yeah, that's I'm just I'm just shooting from the hip i went on your street right and i was shocked you have 25 000 people that are just constantly watching what you're doing has more uh of a similarity and this isn't condescending to like to like jake paul than like wolf blitzer right because you are to some extent

a content creator online that interfaces with an audience yeah right when i started uh writing and like doing video essays and stuff on the young Turks, like the space online for leftist political commentary was super marginal.

Like it was non-existent.

And there were some like old school radio talk show guys like you know Sam Cedar.

I would say Jank was a little bit on that like left adjacent content creator side on the internet, but everything was dominated by right-wing politics.

And all these fucking neck-bearded nerds were just like really annoying.

They weren't cool.

They were not charismatic.

They were not entertaining.

And they were basically

a lot of they I mean, but I like video games too.

I play video games as well.

And I knew like

I knew that there was enough people that had similar opinions to myself that would appreciate a perspective that they rarely get to hear from a dude who isn't like a super Tumblr guy.

Because there was definitely at this time.

What's a Tumblr guy?

Like a dude who, like, people that grew up on Tumblr.

Like, there were a lot of people on Tumblr.

You used to be able to beat off from Tumblr, but they got rid of it.

I never really went on Tumblr, so I can't.

They used to show stuff you could beat off to.

Like, got rid of it.

I think furry porn, is that what you're talking about?

Furry porn?

Furry porn, yeah.

That's what they had on Tumblr.

You have a real specific way that you come?

A real specific way?

Sometimes, sometimes.

You need like a humble.

If I come so hard,

literally cramp on my abs That's not what I'm asking

What are you asking?

You need like a scenario that's like that.

This is the one thing that makes me feel like God or something because for me it's just kissing girl

You know, I love you

kind of missionary

Kind of over doggy at this point deep staring into the eyes.

Do you think doggy is is queer?

Do I think doggy is queer?

Yeah, even if it's with a girl, it's a little bit like it's a little gay.

It's not, it's like a little bit.

I is, I

get what you're saying.

It's a little, I mean, and that's chill.

I'm not saying that

it's a little queer.

We're pro-queer in this space.

No, I'm anti-doggy, though, at this point.

Yeah, I like because you're anti-queer for my for my sex, yeah.

I like

kissing, I love you,

and then busts, I'm sorry,

And then how was that for you?

And then, like,

and then

I like kiss, and they say,

what are we even doing?

Do you say that?

No.

You've never done that?

No, I've never done that.

You gotta go with a sweetie and kiss and be like, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

You've never done that?

No.

Why?

Because you're on fucking stream talking to these gum psychos.

That's what I'm doing.

I'm too busy.

But here's the question, okay?

Like, there are comedians I know that are on the road 52 weeks a year, right?

And they're doing observational comedy, right?

But at a certain point, like, if they're observing society, but they're not participating in society,

then, like, how, like, it doesn't, like, in my mind, I'm like, that's just bizarre, right?

Yeah, that's what happens with Kevin Hart.

If you're in a chair, like, if you're in a fucking, you got ergonomic, probably,

do you have a a racing seat kind of thing?

You were in my house.

You saw my chair.

You sat on one of my chairs.

You don't remember?

I have a, I have a, a,

I remember.

I have a Herman Miller.

Herman Miller.

Logitech edition.

They sent it to me.

I remember I went into your house and then you had a rag, you put it on my face.

And then I woke up and then I had A-O-C written on my forehead.

Yeah.

No, I mean, like...

That's what I do to people.

But I'm saying, it's like, if you, because of the grind that you're on, it does preclude you from kind of like how you gonna be socialist if you ain't in society

If you're like a you know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

Like and I'm not like criticizing.

I'm saying like, you know, like interface.

It sounds a lot like you're criticizing.

No, it sounds like you're being defensive, bro.

I'm being a little defensive.

I know, but it's it feels like I'm under attack.

I'm saying like, you know, and it's, I'm not, I don't want to go touch grass.

Touch grass means like you have to

go not get off the computer, right?

Yeah, go outside.

Touch grass.

Be one with nature.

But it's weird to touch it and walk on it.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

Take shoes off.

Touch grass.

Touch grass is what someone says that doesn't go outside.

Ironically wished that, but like, yes, if someone's a touch grass, like no one who's already in the process of being outside is like, touch grass.

You're observing.

through the internet, right?

And kind of it precludes you a lot of the time, I would imagine, from like interfacing with real humans?

Your community, your society.

Yeah.

You know?

That's why I try to,

like, every moment that I'm not on stream,

I try to, you know, do that sort of thing.

I go outside.

You touch grass?

I touch grass, yeah.

What do you do?

Like, after you get off stream, 8 p.m., you take the dog out.

Yeah.

And then sunset strip.

I go to.

Oh, yeah!

My mind has been in, neighbor.

Like, what do you do for fun?

What do you spend the money on?

Not really anything.

That's the whole thing.

So what's the point of money?

Like, what do you think?

But that's why I'm saying it's like, you can't go and like, quote-unquote, purchase me

to change my attitude on anything.

Because, like,

a while ago, I actually said this on camera and like it got misconstrued and people were like yelling at me where I said something along the lines of like, I have enough money for the essentials, which I've elevated for sure.

Like, it's still a lot of people.

For the brand essentials.

For that one?

No, not the brand essentials.

No,

like, I have enough money that I can take care of my family, right?

I give back a lot to charities and stuff like that and do fundraisers.

And

beyond that, like, I...

Like I'm I'm super comfortable.

It's not like my lifestyle has

Yeah, but I'm saying like my lifestyle hasn't changed like I was broke and I was fucking eight hours a day streaming and now I'm rich and I'm eight hours a day streaming like none of that changed the only thing that changed is like I now have money to like fly to New York if I want to and also have the same exact setup in New York that I can carry with me and then stream in New York.

That's the only difference.

You're like you could bring your computer to New York?

Yeah.

That's your flex?

That's my

why do you get a Porsche 9-11?

I got a Porsche.

I bought a Porsche.

If I was you, I'd be bludgeoning peasants.

Yeah,

I bought a take hand.

People got mad at me for that, too.

You got a take hand?

Yeah,

it's the EV Porsche.

Oh, Electric.

Yeah.

Nice, dude.

Democrat, dude.

I don't give a shit about that.

Okay, so let's go to the people that are in the chat that are consuming it.

Like, you've been doing Twitch since, what, 2018?

Yeah.

So has the chat...

Full time since 2018.

So the chat as an entity, right?

Has the chat changed?

It just grew.

Like, when I first started, I had like like 30 people watching.

Yeah.

And then, yeah, all of them were beating off, right?

And then it grew to like 300 to 1,000, you know what I mean?

And then 2020 is when I went full-time.

But it also had to have changed because they're in middle school now.

Right?

A lot of people did grow up alongside like my content for sure.

Like there are a lot of people that have been watching this in 2020 and in 2020 they were like, you know, 16, 17, 18, and now four years later, they're in their 20s all the way to like late 20s.

Yeah.

So it is, that part definitely does change as well, for sure.

Like my audience ages with me.

I would imagine they're alone.

I mean, a lot of these guys are, too.

You know?

And sometimes I do think, like...

I think some people just like throw it on as background noise.

Some people just have it on as

a way to keep themselves informed.

Have you ever met Obama?

No, but I have linked up with the Potsdamer people before.

I've been on that.

How long are you going to say you linked up with Obama?

I have not linked up with with Obama.

Yeah.

That'd be cool though.

You got probably in your phone you got like you got some phone numbers in there.

You got some phone numbers in there.

Nah, no one.

Bro, what do you mean?

I don't know anyone.

This show has had

so many fucking celebrities on it.

Can you call Jake Paul right now?

I can't.

I don't have his number.

Can you call Logan Paul right now?

I don't have his number either.

Can you call Mr.

Beast right now?

I do have his number.

Hit him up, bro.

I don't want to call him Paul.

Come on.

That's my dream.

We're not.

That's my dream.

We're not

tight like that

we're not tight like that okay what he's gonna be like the fuck are you

just please i'll be cool i'm not gonna embarrass you i swear to god i swear to god

please dude please i have so much respect for mr beast and mr beast content

i'm not doing that he bought a house for one dollar and then he bought a house for a five hundred dollars that was brilliant that said a lot actually he was actually also what he's done for chocolate with the feastables brand yeah

The new Feastables actually, I hate this Feast of the Discord.

The peanut butter?

The peanut butter?

I'm telling you, okay.

Are you being for real right now?

I swear to fucking God.

Okay, because I actually do like the peanut butter.

Someone put me on the Mr.

Beast, like, I get chocolates now.

They put me on the Mr.

Beast Wants to Send You Chocolate

list.

And what he's done for chocolate and peanut butter, this is not a paid endorsement.

is monumental.

Can you please call him?

Can you please call him?

No, I'm not.

Please, bro.

I'm not.

It's not.

I'm not going to troll.

I'm not going to embarrass you.

He's probably in, like, fucking Zimbabwe right now, building wells or some shit.

And he's always doing some shit.

He's going to be like, what the fuck are you calling me?

I'm just not famous enough, dude.

You're not going to hit a Mr.

Grease.

I'll do it after.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Adam.

All right, because you did that, we're going to do a new segment.

Okay, let's do it.

I was only going to bust this out if you disrespected our.

Oh, no.

So, San, you're somewhat of a fashion icon.

Okay.

So I'm gonna show some of your best looks.

Oh, here we go.

And

I want to hear, like, let's say, you know how, like, like, say this is like the, this is the admiral.

Like, give it each a name.

Okay.

So let's start off.

This is, bro, look at your face.

This is sexy.

Okay, so we're going off, like, this is a classic, like, Pharrell hat kind of style.

Yeah.

What are you doing with the sunglasses here?

Um.

I'm just taking them off.

This is like.

To give like a sexy face.

I'm drinking your coffee.

Go ahead.

I know.

So

here's the famous one.

Here's the famous one.

Oh, no.

Here's the famous one.

Bro, you're goaded.

You are goaded.

Okay.

Okay, so here we go.

This is the famous one.

You know, the jeans don't get enough love in this.

No, people shit on the jeans all the time.

What do you mean?

I'm a child, really?

I'm a tow boy.

The shirt is kind of like you're doing in like a American idiot green day

situation.

Yeah.

So that was,

that's,

I got to stop wearing my friend's merchandise.

That

That was a dude who was doing graphics design at the Young Turks at the time.

He's an anarchist, and he gave me the shirt to be like, can you post this?

And I was like, sure.

And I thought it was sick.

He's an anarchist?

Yeah.

He's like, the Joker?

Why don't we get a crib in the fucking hills?

Let's do it.

Entourage style.

Would I be, am I?

Would you be my E?

Is that how that works?

Like, what would you be in that group?

Like, if I'm the analogist.

I'm convinced, dude.

You're fucking Lloyd, bro.

I don't even know what Lloyd is.

Which one was Lloyd?

Lloyd's the gay Chinese assistant.

Oh!

Yeah, no, that was a great character.

I'll take it.

Ari said a lot of things to Lloyd in that show.

Yeah, he really did.

So this is...

This is probably the most real part about the

show.

This one, you got killed on this one.

Okay, let's see.

You know, this one you got killed on.

Oh, yeah.

That's another.

It looks almost like you're being like a little bit.

So that

is another fucking like merch thing that they sent me.

And I was wearing it, and that lady, that lady literally, that lady was like, can I have that?

Like, can I have that sweat?

I gave it to her.

I did.

No, I didn't.

I was like,

I need to take more.

I'm calling the police.

Wait, there's more.

Give me the money.

No, no, no.

It's too many.

This is my favorite look of yours.

Which one?

Okay.

Let's see see it right here.

What the fuck is that?

That's you, it's.

Who is that guy?

That's you, no?

No.

You agree?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yes.

Put me into it, man.

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So what do you think, Hazam, let's go back to politics.

What do you think?

Who are you going for in Ukraine?

What side are you on that?

I'm on nobody's side.

I mean, I think Vladimir Putin is bad.

And what he did was wrong.

You think Ukraine guys are like pissed at Gaza?

I would be.

They're like, damn,

they're clout sharp.

Yeah, they're in a weird predicament because like Zelensky is like super pro-Israel.

He's Jon Stewart.

He's the Jon Stewart of Ukraine.

That's true.

He was.

He used to be.

Yeah.

he's like, has to be super pro-Israel because he's pro-NATO.

He's pro-like American State Department, right?

And that's what the American State Department is signaling that they're super pro-Israel.

Meanwhile, in the early stages, when Russia was invading Ukraine, Zelensky was like, hey, can we get the Iron Dome?

Like, that would be nice.

They're fucking shelling us, like, non-stop.

And Benjamin Nenyal was like, fuck no.

He stopped it.

You know all this stuff?

Yeah, it's our fucking, it's our tech as Americans.

Like, it's our tech to give to Ukraine.

And Benjamin Nyan was like, nope.

You know how I feel about Ukraine versus Russia?

How?

Sounds about white, dude.

Not my problem.

That's dead.

That is not my problem.

So you ever done like a celebrity fighting?

I think it's silly.

What?

You just, you hit, you, you could just hit like a...

I don't know.

Can you admit at this point that when Sam Hyde did that video, that it was very funny.

No.

I'm friends with you.

That was very funny.

I always like, I had no idea who the fuck this dude was at all.

I'm gonna kill you!

He was doing a

time, I didn't know who this guy was, right?

And I'm like, why is this fucking ugly freak like yelling about me all the time?

Like I just didn't even know.

You should have hit me up and I would have crafted your response.

You gotta do like a your own character.

Do like an iron chic or something.

The reason why I didn't do that.

I'm like, fuck to you, Sam Hyde.

The reason the reason why

the reason why I didn't do that

is because

I don't fuck with those guys.

I'm not saying you have to go to the celebrity boxing event with KSI and like whatever.

I mean, that's what he was doing.

He was on, I think he was literally on the KSI boxing event.

So I'm not saying you have to do that, but I'm saying like if you're like

if you're responding in earnest,

that's an L.

Just for the internet.

But I didn't respond.

Either you don't say anything or you do the iron chic style character.

That's why I did that.

Where you're like, better Nisandars will fuck your ass.

Like,

and my assistant, AOC, the beautiful ALC.

You know, you could have, like, we could have written this out.

It could have been great.

Well, the reason why I did not respond is literally because I was like, I don't want to fucking be associated with this dude at all.

Let's go back.

To Israel-Palestine.

No, I don't want to talk about that.

I want to talk about like you have to comment on the world all the time, and it's kind of just like

the news, I mean,

it's kind of at a certain point, it's like

kind of just

stinks.

Yeah.

The news stinks.

The way I see it is if I get, if I'm going to be serious, the way I see it is if I get like,

I don't know, 100 people to join a union

or Hamas,

which is kind of like a union.

If I get 100 people to join a union,

if I get 100 people to join a union, if I get get 100 people to engage in

local organizing

or to even run for local office, or

we saw this with the student protests at all the campuses, I went to the UCLA encampment and everybody, like so many people came up and were like, dude, I can't believe you're here.

You played a big role.

organizers that were basically putting the entire encampment together.

They were saying like, you got me started on this journey.

Like, I joined SJP because of you.

And to me, that's Students of Justice in Palestine.

So, for me, that's like, that's why Sarah Jessica Parker, I thought.

Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker.

That's what he was saying.

I joined Sarah Jessica.

Yeah, okay, keep going.

Sorry.

But that is the overall reason.

Like, there's a lot of other things.

You're saying if I can change one life.

I mean, if I can get more people to pay attention to this sort of stuff and to make a big fuss about it, hopefully, I think there will be a snowball effect and

it will get others motivated and it'll give courage to others to also go out and speak out on these injustices.

Can I pee?

Am I allowed?

What?

In your mouth.

How long have we done?

I'm going to keep going.

I just need to pee real quick.

I've been holding it and I've been fidgeting a lot.

All right, go.

Keep the mic on, though.

I will keep the mic on.

I want to hear.

Where's the bathroom?

Good question.

Where is it?

Left and left.

You could just...

No, Hassan, it's pussy to take the key.

Just shoulder into the body.

Okay, I'll shoulder it.

I mean it, dude.

I'll keep the key and shoulder it.

Where is it?

All the way to the left?

Left and left.

End of the hall.

You mean the anti-scott mic?

Did my dad's mother mind me?

I have to peek it out, but.

No,

can you please call Mr.

Beast?

No,

or refuse.

Why?

Because I don't know what the fuck he's up for.

Okay, take your phone, take a pic, and just text it to him.

If you're not going to call him, just take a pic of me.

I'm going to take a pic of you.

I'm going to text it to him.

Do you have him saved as Mr.

FirstName Beast last name?

Who do I have him saved as?

Let's see.

I have him as Jimmy Mr.

Beast Donaldson.

He's going to be the president.

Can I see the pic?

You sent it.

I'm about to send it to him.

No, that looks white.

Do a sicker one.

I'm sending it his two.

No, no, do a sicker one, dude.

Send it.

This guy wants you to

his show

in New York.

Please send Mr.

Beast.

He's going to delete mine out.

He's going to block me.

Jimmy!

I'm gonna get your shoes in there, too.

So, Hassan, you wanna ask me a question?

I do, but I don't, you're not gonna.

Just ask me.

No.

Why?

I'm not asking.

Why are you being all shy like that?

Well, it's not shy.

It's just like, I don't know if you'll cut it.

Okay, ask the question.

Okay.

What's the deal with the red scaregirls?

All right, Hassan Piker, everyone.

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