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Another podcast episode: Nick has a flu.

We're to lift our boy up.

Yeah, how do you know if you have a flu or

cold?

If you have a fever, I think it's a fever.

I got a fever, yeah.

Yeah.

And the only thing

that'll fuck fuck fuck it.

The only thing that's What's the line?

The only thing that...

It's more cowbell.

But what does he say?

I got a fever.

The only thing that could cure it is more cowbell.

He says the only thing that cures it?

The only thing.

I got a fever, and the only thing...

What does he say?

I got a fever.

The only prescription.

No,

it's a much better joke.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's much better.

Yes, Nick has a fever,

but he's still coming into work because he's a goddamn professional.

We applaud him for that.

I think you're probably sick, you know, sick of

all this crap.

You know, I was sick all last week.

There was so much crap in the world.

Yeah, everyone around me was sick.

It was only a matter of time.

I feel like everybody gets sick, I don't get sick, and then I get way more sick than anybody else.

You copy.

Copy.

No, I think I just have a shit immune system, so it's just everybody else is getting sick, and I'm just like, the virus is just multiplying in me

before my body.

You used to live in like a, in the garbage.

Like, shouldn't you have a good immune system?

I think it's the opposite.

I think it just.

I think if you live in the garbage, you're like used to like germs and bugs and stuff, no?

I don't know.

Anyway, the last 24 hours, Nick and I have also been studying up on munitions.

I haven't, dude.

I try to, because nothing, those are the most annoying people.

It snapped me up.

It snapped me up.

I was like,

let's see what else.

The weapons experts, guys, all that, the quote-unquote open source intelligence.

It's just the fucking gayest people in the entire world.

Yeah.

First of all, it's like, that's probably all just the Pentagon, anyways.

What do you mean?

The releasing all that information.

It's like, that's your first job.

That's your first job at the CIA is like, yeah, we're just going to make these bullshit accounts.

Just use these photos and say whatever we oh, yeah.

It's open source.

That's good.

Oh, yeah.

There's...

You're right.

What's the fourth letter?

I looked at Google Maps and I proved that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

Yeah, basically.

Based on that.

Yeah.

Yeah, everyone was talking about that.

It's weird that people are still, because I guess they've been doing it throughout this Ukraine war, but these guys, like,

this whole thing, whatever it is, like the guys on Twitter and Reddit looking into things,

citizen journalism.

Oh, yeah, whatever the fuck that is.

It's like after the Boston marathon bomber, that should have been the end of that.

Oh, yeah, when they blamed the wrong guy.

Yeah, they f some poor Indian kid that killed himself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But yeah, they're still doing it.

You know, you win some, you'll lose some.

Right.

If he killed himself because of Reddit.

But now, yeah, now there's a whole debate over the hospital.

Who bombed the hospital?

Right.

And it, but the thing is that makes it a really

that really fucks with the whole situation is that

anyone could just be like, no, I didn't.

And then therefore now everything becomes a whistle signature debate.

I don't know if Human Toll or like anything that's actually happening in the real world comes under suspicion.

Nothing is real.

The way I see the hospital thing, it's like, let's say there's like a room, you know,

a bunch of Muslim people in the room, and they're kind of like minding their own business.

And there was a Jewish guy outside that was like, oh boy,

I think

my stomach hurts.

Okay, we like going to the hospital.

Right, and then he goes in there and they have like a charcuterie plate and he's like, oh, is this cheese free?

And then he's eating all the cheese.

Yeah.

And then he's like, oh, my stomach really hurts.

And then there's smells like someone farted.

And then he was like, actually, it was

you.

Yeah, it's a very much, the war has become a smelted delta.

You know?

Actually, you were the one that farted.

Yeah, actually.

I'll see myself out now.

I mean, it's a, yeah, I mean, it's actually you're repressing me, you know, with your fart.

Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, uh, yesterday when I saw that, and when I saw just people I know that definitely

do not know what, how bombs work, popping off about bomb technology well they don't even I mean that's like a myth of like like the whole like the idea of like surgical strikes or like any kind of like technical precision uh-huh you know like the military can't actually do like that's not what like war is it's like this idea that there's like oh a laser guided bomb and it finds a terrorist it's like no there's lasers on there it's not mario karma i know i guess it's not yeah that's not how it's not the one they're like uh the red shell no yeah it's uh like you know how when the cops they're using green shells You know how the cops go in to shoot somebody and they end up shooting like 35 innocent bystanders?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The military is the same thing.

Yeah.

It's like probably even less.

Like I think the cops, they probably have to train with the guns more often.

How often?

Yeah, how often are they actually dropping bombs and like practicing that?

Yeah, practicing bombs.

It can't be very often.

No, it's too expensive.

Practicing guns, I imagine they do quite a bit, but practicing bombs, that's a waste of money.

yeah I mean yeah the demands of even being like well why don't you go in there and just get Hamas it's like surgical that's not how things work it's like the the

you know the options are just do a genocide or

you know continue having a prison

I think I saw

the term whistle signature yesterday and I'm like this is it was the first

it was the first thing to get me to be like I'm not looking at the war today

I'm going to not look at the war today.

Because I've been watching the war for two weeks now.

That's what I mean.

I mean, like, I don't want to be like a mental health check-in guy, but like, it's crazy to see dead bodies all day, every day.

Yeah.

Like, your phone just becomes rotten.com.

Yeah.

And I'm not making the war all about me.

Right.

Like, we can't even figure out what a bullet does to Kennedy's brain.

No, we can't.

Right.

It's unknown.

If you're going to tell me you know, like, what the rocket rocket would do or...

Yeah, the whistle would go whoop, whoop.

Full disclosure,

I guarantee you they bomb the IDF.

Yeah, I mean, I guarantee you that's what happened.

I'm certain of it.

But the point is this.

Now, henceforth, nothing is real.

But that's based on behavioral track record.

That's the only thing you should.

I mean, no, I mean, it's like, first of all, they already bombed that hospital four days prior.

Yeah, and they also warned them.

Yeah, they told them they were going to bomb the hospital.

They told them they were going to bomb the hospital.

Right.

So if you don't get into the whistle signatures or any of that,

crater analysis or whatever people were saying.

Crater analysis, yeah.

A lot of people were talking about how there should be a three-meter crater.

Yeah.

I was like, you don't like.

I believe the story of, here's that, telling me, actually,

we didn't do it.

They bombed the hospital.

It would be like if

Donald Rumsfeld was like, Hamas has weapons of mass destruction.

I wouldn't be like, oh, well, maybe he's right this time.

Well, he said it.

Yeah, did he?

Dude, he was so funny about that war.

Yeah.

The way he'd look at reporters like this,

just lie to them, just be mean.

You kind of cringed at that.

You don't think they did it?

You don't think?

I am.

I.

What?

They definitely did it.

Why?

You can say that.

Because I got yelled at the other day.

By who?

My cousins.

The cousins.

My dad gossiped to the cousins.

Yeah, but they didn't gossip to you about that.

Or they didn't yell at you about that.

I just don't want to get yelled at by the cousins.

No, I mean, listen, I...

The point is this.

Like, I have a friend that's like runs a newsroom.

I hit him up and I'm like, it can't.

I mean, this can't be true, right?

And he's like, there's just, there's no way.

And that's what that Channel 4 thing says.

There is no way to get any verifiable intelligence.

But all you can look at is past behavior

and track record.

And it would lead you to believe one possible outcome, right?

But that is still circumstantial, I suppose.

I mean, listen, this is a court of law, but like, um.

The sad thing is if people lose their lives and then it becomes just like an argument, like a Ben Shapiro argument about the whistle signatures, everyone forgets that people lost their lives.

It just like completely glosses over the human toll of it.

I don't want to hear about J damns anyway.

J-Dam, that's what they kept talking about yesterday.

Which is what?

Is that a Jewish bomb or something?

Yeah.

No, it's our bomb.

It's our bomb.

Yeah, we make those.

What do they do?

I don't know.

That's what I don't want to get into it.

I don't care.

It's not worth it.

The only reason to get into it, it turns it into like fucking like war porn.

That's why the guys...

Do you remember going to radio shack the guys that like were obsessed with ukraine not because they actually care about what's going on but because it's like they can watch gopro videos call of duty it's like it's like a play it's like youtube like yeah fucking like video game yeah it's like it's like watching call of duty yeah and then yeah it's just some fucking loser that's like a war expert everyone's become

and he's just gawking it everyone's become uh fucking

what do you call it everyone's become like uh like what i was gonna say before like remember going to radio shack rip like fuck off radio shack do you remember how rude those guys were what do you mean the guys that worked there were just dickheads they weren't rude to me well do you they're your kind of guys right what do you mean but everyone's become those radio shack kind of recent guy that has a reason to touch

you don't no well i didn't go to those places i like uh radio shack no i they were like mean autistic white men at radio shack at the radio shacks i used to go what were you even going to radio shack for you know you need a fucking cable for something know?

But those guys, they would just be, they would treat you

like you'd walk in and say, I need this thing, and then they'd be like,

You don't know what a fucking J-Damn whistle signature is?

You know?

They'd treat you like you were a pussy.

Yeah.

Because you were going to the store to get the thing that they sell at the store.

You know?

And I feel like that's what everyone's become is like a a snob about war.

Yeah.

A war snob.

Yeah, I mean, it's an outgrowth of all the people doing their own science about COVID.

I think that

that was definitely a big one.

Yeah, which is COVID, same thing, where it's like,

just go based on

feel and track records.

The government is probably lying to you.

These people lie to us all the time.

I'm going to assume they're lying to us now.

Do I know anything about virology?

No.

Do I know how vaccines work?

No.

No.

I don't know what I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm not going to get into pretending that I do.

It's just funny.

There's no point.

Because I subscribe to 25 sub stacks.

I just don't trust this guy.

This guy's an asshole.

This guy's a fucking asshole and he's a liar.

Yeah, I mean,

yeah, I saw that, like, that the UK Channel 4.

You keep saying that, Channel 4.

They're not the BBC, they're the other news channel.

Why is everything in Britain they name it after the channels?

Because they only have one.

They didn't have a name, dude.

They didn't call themselves Peacock or some stupid shit.

Yeah, Channel 4.

But, like, basically, I mean, they were like, yeah, there's no way

of knowing comprehensively, but we're never going to.

That's the point.

And now everything henceforth is going to be a fucking argument with Ben Shapiro.

Everything that happens is going to be like, no, it didn't, you know?

Well, I mean, what else was it going to be?

You knew.

As soon as you saw that attack, you knew that.

You said, yeah, I mean, like, it's, you know, what the result is going to be.

It's just.

Yeah.

What's going on now?

I mean, it's.

It's crazy that, like, in Congress, they can't find a Speaker of the House right now, and no one cares.

Like, literally, just war's on.

Yeah, like, the war, yeah, shut up.

The war's on.

Well, because that's because it actually has consequences.

I mean, domestic politics.

It's really, it doesn't mean.

It's a fucking clown show.

Yeah.

There's a fucking Jim Jordan's a pedophile

wrestling coach and he wants to be Speaker of the House or something.

I don't know.

Apparently, our guy is trying to be the Speaker of the House.

Hakeem.

Oh, really?

That's our congressman.

Yeah.

I didn't know who our congressman was until a couple months ago I looked it up.

Yeah.

What's his name?

Hakeem Jeffries.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think I voted for him.

I think I voted for him.

Yeah, I was like, yeah, that sounds like

a good one.

That sounds like a healthcare name.

Let's go.

Yeah.

All right.

It's funny, on a resume, that's a bad sign.

But on a ballot?

On a ballot, a guy,

the question mark, LeJefferies, you know, whatever.

I'm like, oh, this guy's going to fucking.

He sounds great.

Yeah, this guy.

He sounds cool.

He's gonna get everybody jobs.

Apparently he's apparently he's mid.

He's mid.

Apparently he's mid.

In what way?

I don't know.

Apparently he's kind of a

very much an establishment them.

Aren't they all?

Isn't that how you actually get away?

They all are.

Yeah.

I think they all are.

Even our girl Ayo.

Alan O'Marr even walked back her hospital bombing.

Well, Elizabeth Warren, I think, had the best one, which was she just, she condemned bombing.

She condemned the explosion.

She said, well, I think bombing is bad.

She said the explosion is bad.

Yeah.

Which I think that is, if I was in the government

and I didn't want anyone to be mad at me, I'd be like, that would have been my move.

And then everyone would have yelled at me.

That's smart.

Yeah, I just watched that.

I was with Brace the other day.

We just watched the clip of

Trump with

those 90-year-old Native Americans.

He has them on with medals.

He's giving them, he's doing a medal ceremony, and they have their old World War II

hats on and stuff.

Is it the pointy hats?

Yeah,

the beret style.

No, they weren't like

Russians.

What are you doing?

The milk delivery.

I wasn't listening.

Yeah, anyway, when Trump had those old Native American guys, and he was like, You guys have been here for a long time.

Oh, the Wind Talkers.

Were they Wind Talkers?

I think they were, yeah, yeah.

They were like a thousand years old, ones in a wheelchair, they don't know where they are.

And he's like, You've been here so long.

You know, like, a lot of people say they've been here for a long time, especially some people in this Congress.

They call her Pokemon.

She just starts

popping off.

I think that was his best,

that was his finest word.

Was she she talking to Elizabeth Warren to ancient days?

No, no, in terms of bullying, was just the way he would bully her.

It was so comprehensively mean.

And it was just like so, like, absolutely comprehensively,

whatever.

Fuck it, man.

So, what's the Channel 4 thing?

There's that news report that they did.

Watch your favorite shows online from Channel 4.

Yeah, probably half of their shows are like, you know, like

trying to pull fit birds on an on a, you know, in in a

in a mansion in uh in Spain, you know?

Love Island style shows, and the other half are um

investigative uh journalistic uh pursuits of uh Ginsburg.

What's first?

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We're talking about munitions.

Yeah.

The J Dam.

We're talking about J Dams.

Yeah.

I don't know why it's so viscerally annoying to me.

It's so annoying.

Hey, guys.

It's just become like...

A J Damn expert here checking in.

It's just, it's just become...

It's just...

It's such a dub.

It's such a dub for

the bad guys.

What do you mean?

Because it just makes something that's really sad now really annoying.

You know what I mean?

It's something that's really tragic and sad seeing like uh yeah bodies blown to bits right and now no one cares about the bodies blown to bits now it's just about

jay dane like it's just about like i told you i was right and i'm right and you're wrong well you can turn away from that but shapiro been cooking though what's he been saying oh my god he's killing it i mean that guy's a fucking the united states needs to get involved he was always a piece of shit but he's really the united states needs to get involved so that Israel doesn't nuke the entire world.

Because Israel is going to nuke the entire world.

You know, he's just like, he's popping off so heavy.

Yeah.

How is his voice?

How does he go so fast like that?

I don't know.

He's so much smarter than us.

We go slow, us boys.

I think I just have a neurological.

We're off the purple drink.

I think I have a neurological problem.

No, but when you listen to his voice, it's like, pop, pop, dab, bad, bad, da, da, ba, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

But what he's saying is just hate

They're animals.

They're monkeys.

They're animals.

They're dogs.

I could talk that fast.

Yeah.

Like, we need to gas them all.

We need to kill all of these people.

We need to shut off their electricity and water and kill them because they're dogs.

They're dog people.

They're dogs.

They're dog people.

They're subhuman, barbaric animals.

And we need to genocide all of them.

And if you have a problem with that, well,

well,

I'm sorry.

I don't know what to tell you.

I'm sorry.

I agree.

I agree.

That is absolute moral idiocy.

If you think that even one Palestinian should be left on this earth.

I'm sorry, but that is moral, just absolute idiocy.

Yeah, Shapiro's popping off, dude.

This is his finest hour.

He's like,

this is like really what he was in the lab waiting for.

He'd been training.

You could tell my boy's like, my boy's like been

like,

he's built for this.

Yeah.

He's built different.

He's got that dog in him.

I actually haven't really been paying attention to him.

Oh, I've been watching his videos.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just, um

yeah, I mean it's like uh

it's just fucking sad, man.

Yeah.

I was like, you know, I was like pretty in a pretty deep

funk on Tuesday when I saw the news of the bombing.

I was like, I don't know.

And then I saw these fucking

I woke up the next day and I'm like, oh.

It snapped me out of it somehow.

Yeah, people,

I'm like, I'm not engaging with this.

You know, I just want to make the Adam Friedland show as good as possible.

And I want to make it an open forum for

thinkers, dreamers, you know, politicians, philosophers, intellectuals, actresses.

They're really contributing fucking absolutely nothing on this issue.

I mean, Hollywood in general is pretty bad.

But like, you know, when George Floyd happens or whatever.

But

they're really.

Has anybody said anything publicly?

Any celebrity said anything?

Every celebrity is bricking every page.

They're just fucking rake right in the face.

Every celebrity is bricking every public statement.

What did Sarah Silverman say that she fucks up?

She says she blazed together.

Every 20 minutes she's posting something.

She's like, look, as a woman, I'm all about peace and love.

But, you know, she's like, I'm high, and I'm thinking about what, like.

And they shouldn't have food.

Literally, yeah.

She's like, Israel has no, they don't owe them water and electricity.

People are like, yeah, you're...

you're a genocidal.

And then she'll walk it back.

She'll be like, oh, snap, my bad.

I posted.

I was like.

She posted that video

of saying like

the rocket attack and saying like, you must retract this story now.

You're you're blaming it on Israel and then she like replied to her own tweet and was like oh no I saw it was from

it was from 2022

snap I don't know what's real but women should run the war right yeah and she said women should run the war women should run the world hashtag yeah

women wage peace

women wage peace is is an insanely good hashtag though she's got to be has she married the jimmy kimball

no they were they dated, didn't they?

I think he's married to he has a wife, no.

Yeah, because everybody says it.

Like, if I had enough, I think she was one of those women that said that she wouldn't get married until gay people could.

I think I remember her saying that once

women loved saying that before gay people could get married.

Yeah, I guess it's like if all of your politics are superficial like that, something like this happens in your life.

Well,

you know what, do you know what the solution is to

the ongoing genocide in Palestine?

Is why don't you let the girls

all my single ladies?

Yeah, why don't we you know who could fix this?

Beyonce's music.

I mean, fucking

maybe we just need a new Ben and Jerry's flavor to resolve this crisis.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

It's just, it's every

everyone is just yeah, and then the Schumer one

that was another thing that snapped me out of just like the just

Feeling so fucking sad and depressed was seeing Schumer cook with that Jewish star meme thing that she did.

I didn't even really see that one

I saw it somebody I saw somebody post a picture of her next to the thing and then I just clicked on the picture of her and I was like man she looks like fucking shit yeah

I don't even bother reading the thing.

I'm like, man, what if

the meme is like they came for the LGBT and we said, and we stood up for them, they came for George Floyd, and we stood up for them, and now they come for the Jews.

Yeah, stood up for them, where are all like a yeah, by eating prosciutto on your fucking patio,

fucking posting a black square.

Yeah, right.

Oh, this is really bad.

What's going on?

I said it was bad, what was going on.

Yeah.

It's it that I mean that but when I saw that, I was like, oh, that's like,

that's like what is fun about the internet is seeing a celebrity just try and try and body like a serious subject and just absolutely eat shit so heavily.

Yeah.

Like that was like a little mini Gal Gadot

imagine video.

Jamie is crazy.

But see, Gal Gadot's smart as Galgadot hasn't said anything about this.

She's fire, dude.

Well, she she knows better.

She's fire.

She's laying low.

She knows if she posts anything, people are like, wait a minute.

We love her.

Aren't you one of them?

We love her.

Yeah.

She's so hot.

It's insane.

She's like, I don't know.

We love her.

I don't know.

Sometimes people are too like.

Too attractive.

Yeah, they're like, she's too refined, I guess.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah.

You want a nasty,

you like a real street.

Just looking at

pig Amy Schumer picture.

You're more into a Schumer style.

I'm sort of into like a dumb pig.

No.

Oh my god.

Yeah, she doesn't say, did you see Jamie Lee Curtis posted?

What did she do?

Jamie Lee Curtis posted a picture of just like Palestinian kids like screaming and crying.

And she wrote terror from above

and then hashtag like I stand with Israel and somebody was like, you know, there's a picture of Palestinian kids being bombed by Israel.

Then she just deleted the post.

Celebs are.

Yeah.

Celebs are amazing.

Uh-huh.

But really, I mean, Nick and I were talking about this yesterday.

Listen.

People are.

I am worried a little bit about

the news.

I think the problem is

Ukraine made these liberals too confident.

Yeah, they felt like they were

like, oh, I know, I know about it.

And Ukraine wasn't like a debate.

No one was like,

you're wrong.

Because Putin is right.

Right, because people don't give a side.

Ukraine was one side.

Because people don't care.

Yeah, Ukraine was like an avatar.

Right, yeah.

Well, it doesn't really fit into the mold of like,

you know,

these were the same country, what, fucking 20 years ago?

Yeah.

They have this overlapping history.

It's like it is the fault of us trying to put missiles there, probably.

I don't give a fuck about Ukraine or Russia.

I don't care.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

So if somebody was like, oh, Russia's good, I'm like, fine.

Somebody's like, Ukraine.

I don't think I've heard anyone say Russia's good.

No.

That was the thing about the Ukraine thing was that.

No, there's definitely people that are.

But there's that one guy.

Jackson Hinkle.

It's a certain type of conservative, and then certain tankies are still pro-Russia.

Yeah, but those are like twelve guys.

Yeah.

There's a lot more of them now, I think.

You think so?

Yeah, they're pro-Russia.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, all I'm saying is.

Because Ukraine has Nazis.

They have guys with...

They felt like they were cooking with the like Slava-Ukraini stuff.

And they they were like they got charged up and they didn't realize that this is a contentious subject.

Way more contentious than that.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure.

For sure.

Yeah.

It's uh it's really funny to see them fuck it up.

Yeah.

It's also crazy.

It's just like I was telling you, like that just

the notion, like every there's this like narcissism, I guess, that people have now where everyone's like a press secretary for themselves.

Yeah.

Now everyone has to make a statement.

Yeah.

You know?

That is really what was stressing me.

It's like, look, we we put ourselves in a position whereas we have to talk for a living.

And it sucks.

It's yeah.

I don't want to say anything.

I don't fucking I'm not on social media.

I might say the wrong thing all the the time.

I hate it.

I can't wait until I never have to say anything ever.

Oh my god, it'd be amazing.

Yeah.

Just you and me on the island, chilling?

Yeah, and then we could just have, as soon as this show could just be celebrity interviews and little sketches and nothing else.

And Myrtle Beach, rest of the year.

Yeah, I don't know about Myrtle Beach.

Then Ocean City, rest of the year.

No,

no.

Puerto Rico, rest of the year.

Just a higher floor in our building?

Yukon territory oh north yeah way way north big sky country elephant island queen elephant island oh do you they have islands like in the middle of the baffin bay or what's it called yeah yeah it's like the northwest passage that kind of shit you're gonna go all the way up there yeah what are you gonna do build tiny houses

you're gonna so you're gonna become an influencer for like a tiny house woodworking uh movement no i'm not gonna become an influencer the goal is to get offline and not fucking.

I just, we just,

we agreed with each other.

That's what we wanted.

I forgot what we were agreed about.

Yeah, we got a knife on this show just in case, just in case this war spills over into our studio.

Yeah, we're worried a little bit about

the anti-Semitism that might come out of this and it's legitimately true.

Are you worried about it?

It's probably gonna happen.

How do you imagine it happening?

In what style?

Well, the worst case scenario is like what we were talking about is that they take Hollywood from us.

Oh, yeah.

And they tried with that Me Too thing to take Hollywood from us.

That'd be pretty bad.

We hung on.

If, like, if all we had was Tyler Perry?

No, it's like Ava Duvernay movies.

Yeah.

Yeah, that would be true.

The movies are good because of us.

Of course.

If BB fucks up Hollywood

through the butterfly effect, it would be a tragedy.

Really, the thing is, also, it's like

the Jews also just kind of invented that, too.

Like, they were like the people that

got into that

industry.

It wasn't like they took over something.

Before Jews invented the movie studios, like cinema, I mean, it didn't exist.

It was fucking like French guys being like, oh, can we make it

experimental?

That's our Palestine, to be honest.

What?

That is something we made.

That is our homeland.

And if they take that from us to make

woke magical realism movies,

like big fish.

We're just getting a bunch of big fish.

Instead of fucking Top Gun Maverick?

Yeah.

No one said thank you.

But you know that we had everyone's back.

Yeah.

I'm sure.

You know, they're not gonna make more war stuff.

They're not gonna make tight shit.

What do you mean they're not gonna make tight shit?

If they take it away from us, who are they gonna give it to?

A twenty-four?

I'm sure there are Jews there.

Anyway.

That's my rant.

I'm just hoping that things calm down.

I'm worried this is gonna this is somehow Sikhs are gonna get blamed for this also.

I feel like there's gonna be guys like look at that fucking Jew

They're like this again.

This is for Palestine you fucking piece of shit Nick did uh overhear me talking to the merch guy on the phone

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We're like um you think the war is gonna hurt or help the Keepa sales?

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I feel like people have forgotten about fucking with all this crap going on

and it's Hamas's fault

Okay

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Yeah

When um right after I watched Adam Curtis hypernormal I'm kind of I'm out of this war.

I went into Viking stuff instead

Maybe I'll just start reading about Norse mythology instead of

no that's the first step to white nationalism dude.

Is what?

Getting into Northern European culture.

So what?

There shouldn't be a country that's just for people in the Northern European culture?

Is that what you're saying?

No, I'm just saying that when you get into Valhalla type of shit, then the next step is Valhalla, like all black people or criminals.

No, they don't even...

Those guys didn't know what black people were.

Well, the ones here,

when you get into that.

No, those Norse guys, they weren't racist.

they were like ah

a religion is bad tattoos and rocks and raping and chopping wood.

I mean, it's like yeah, and going into places and

and and killing and raping.

They didn't actually do that.

That was

the French.

The French did that.

Yeah.

And why do they blame the Norse for that?

The French do

they are such assholes.

They really are bad.

What the fuck are they doing about this damn war?

I don't think they're required.

Are they protesting in France?

They love protesting.

They love to protest.

They're not protesting it one way or the other.

They're definitely protesting.

No, because they hate Arabs and Jews in France.

But there's a ton of Arabs.

They just don't like, they don't like people taking away their vacations.

That's all they can protest for.

They really

go nuts if you go for their vacation.

Yeah, you can't take away

the weekend.

They're like, oh, good, the people we hate are killing each other.

They literally will burn a city down.

Maybe we should work 15 more minutes a day.

Yeah, right.

And they're like, this is totalitarianism.

How dare you?

How dare you?

Yeah, no, I don't think they're protesting there at all.

They definitely are.

They have a huge Muslim population.

Are they?

Paris protests.

Let's see.

Right now, news.

I refuse to be associated with Hamas.

Gazans in Paris lament ban on pro-Palestinian.

Oh, they just banned them, so you can't protest.

They just banned pro-Palestine.

Pro-Palestine protests?

In France.

Why would they, I mean, how do they justify that?

Because it's a shit country.

It sucks.

I guess they say that, you know, they get mad if you wear a hijab, right?

Is that still a thing there?

Huh?

In France?

If a girl wears a hijab.

Yeah, didn't they ban them?

Yeah, they're like, you must show pussy.

Yeah.

They ban them.

How dare you?

How dare you?

I hope there is a World War III, and this time when France gets its shit pushed in before every other country, whoever ends up fucking just taking over France, probably be Turkey this time around.

After

Turkey leaves NATO and NATO fractures, and then France is left to defend itself.

Turkey goes in.

Erdogan

pops them.

Yeah, and I'd say we just don't give France back to itself after the war.

Just they're annexed.

Yeah, but you know their move, dude.

They're just going to become like, oh, yeah, we were pro-Turkey all the time.

They're going to just start Vichy Turkey.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sure they will.

They'll be like, oh, we were Turkey-style the whole time.

It must have felt so good to kill one of those Vichy French guys during World War II.

Can you imagine?

Those guys are so.

You're an American soldier, and you have to go over to.

They're the worst.

Yeah.

Yeah, because you still get to pop a French guy.

Yeah, right, exactly.

Yeah, they're like, oh, I came over here to kill Nazis, but if you're telling me one of the Nazis is French, that's fucking

lock and load.

That would have been the fucking dream.

Yeah.

To just waste French guys in Tunisia.

Dude, do the foreign if if France goes to war with another country, do the Foreign Legion guys have to go back and help them?

I think all they do is just kill black people in Africa.

They just go around Africa killing?

Yeah.

So why is it French Foreign Legion?

I don't know, because that's what they do.

What's French about it?

You don't want to go to prison.

If you're like a like a like a guy from the Balkans that doesn't want to go to prison, you just run away to France and then they'll send you to

They'll send you to Mali to do genocide.

Yeah, yeah, I

When I was in France two years ago I met this like two waisted guys and one was American one was a South African white

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They had like a fucking,

yeah, they had like a psycho vibe about them.

Yeah.

I was like, I just want to be away from these guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Next to the FFL guys.

Next to the guys that have actually killed.

Yeah.

Some like me who just lies to my girlfriend about having killed.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

Bad guys.

Yeah.

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Me?

Yeah.

Gossip.

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I start hearing rumor in the school.

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Yeah.

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I

was under the impression there would be a jar of breast milk for me to drink.

Oh, folks, I also didn't mention I will be in next weekend.

I keep forgetting to fucking mention this.

Next weekend, Seattle, Washington.

your boy Adam Friedland, on tour.

Seattle, Washington, Laughs Comedy Club, October 27th, 28th.

Come see me.

Hopefully, we will live in a better world

by then.

Hopefully, hopefully, um.

You know what I would love to have right now?

And maybe Auntie Ann's is still open.

And a little treat for me because I'm sick.

I'm one of those pretzel hot dogs.

Oh, that's nice.

I'll get you one after this.

I could go get it myself.

I feel like I'm doing something nice for my friends.

Alright.

Did you drive here?

Fuck.

I say what could be nice is if you want to do something nice is driving me with that steam cleaner back to my apartment.

I didn't I didn't drive here today.

Oh shit.

Oh, there it goes.

Alright folks, well we got we should get Nick out of here.

He's sick right now.

Yeah, remember make remember to

whatever.

Fuck it.

Yeah.

I've decided to resign myself to.

I just can't speak anymore.

And I've decided to lean into it.

So.

Yeah, just be a dumb guy.

Yeah, I gotta take my temperature.

It's like getting worse.

I'm feeling like a radiant.

The heat.

All right.

Thanks, guys.

I'm feeling the heat.

Nick, get out of here.

We love you.

Bye, guys.

Seattle next month.

Next weekend.

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