The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 24

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

It is...

I'm sick.

I'm sorry, guys.

I'm sick.

I know you like the sound of my beautiful voice.

It's going to be a little bit grosser today.

I know it's typically gross, but I'm sick.

I'm sick of this war.

Nick and I are

on the case right now

about this situation in the Middle East.

We're monitoring it, I think, for four days now.

Yeah.

We have a war room set up.

We've got a lot of maps, kind of a lot of touch screen technology.

I just want to know while this is going on, you know, like as soon as the attack happened, the Hamas attack happened,

and then

everybody gets the notification push to their phone, World War III is starting.

Yeah.

Hunter Biden is immediately just

fucking just fucking a child on can.

He's got iPhone 15 Pro and regular, just filming himself entering a baby yeah he's like sending to his dad he's like we're back in business nobody can fucking touch he's making deals nobody's gonna fuck yeah nobody's yeah he's the king of the business he's blowing some Chinese guy for $25 and giving half of it to Biden a business deal that his dad set up a $25

yeah $25

blow job and then handing $5 cash to Joe Biden this is the diversion that Hunter Biden could need

I hadn't thought of that angle I started getting scared last night.

About what?

New York City?

That evangelicals are right.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean, this is what they want, right?

This is.

Yeah, well,

do you think you'd be invited into the kingdom of heaven?

Well, you know the red cow thing?

The red heifer, yeah.

So they started bringing those cows over there in the 90s.

Evangelicals were like, what's this cow thing for?

And then the

Orthodox Jews that like also think that that's real,

that they need to make the third temple.

The the temple in Jerusalem and they need the the cows to do it they were like well these are good but the cow has to be born here so they import the cows and then breed them trying to make the cows there and I guess they finally did it like a month ago and all this crap happened yeah they need I think they need 200 cows and they need 20 cows or something

I think they have more than that, but

I don't know.

It's not going to take a long time for the money.

It needs to be a mature cow with...

Yeah.

yeah i thought you were saying you're getting scared um my girlfriend's brother called frantically last night uh-huh and he said that some friend of his is fucking some girl and she knows a guy at the government and he says that i don't want to raise alarm but Hamas is planning on nuking the New York City subway system.

Oh, they have a nuke?

On Friday?

Yeah.

This Friday, Hamas will be...

From what this guy, this friend of his friend's girl that he's fucking who knows someone that the government says that there will be a Hamas nuke on the subject.

No, nuclear war starts

in Pakistan.

India.

That's the reason why I bring this up.

India is going to nuke Pakistan at some point.

I don't want to, yeah.

I think it's probably going to be about this.

It's going to be

about Twitter.

Yeah, about them losing the meme war.

They're starting to pop off with the memes.

The Pakistanis are just wrecking the Indians.

The Pakistanis

are going mean.

mean.

Yeah.

India's like doing like India's like, I love you, Israel, I kiss you so much.

And the Pakistani guys are just like, wow, what a faggot.

And then drawing cartoons of them.

The one of the Indian guy covered in poo.

Yes.

Using his computer.

Yeah, I'm getting.

He's on the computer covered in poo.

Exactly.

I love Israel.

And the Pakistan memes.

Yeah.

I mean, I think that's...

Which is weird because you would think that like because Pakistan is sort of like the Israel of India.

Why is that?

Well, because it's like just like a territory carved out based on nothing but like a religion.

I thought what didn't the British leave in the and there was a

there that was

was there a war?

Yeah, they had a British

and Pakistan split off.

Yeah,

but but that would be like no India is like the Israel.

Because they gave India the mandate.

Yeah, but like India, there's aren't there like Sikhs live in India, right?

They don't live in

they have like multiple different Pakistan's Muslim, yeah.

Yeah, they have different religions in India.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Pakistan is the one where it's like, no, we want a Muslim state.

We're all Muslim here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I guess.

I don't think it's probably, it's probably not

analogous.

All right.

The other difference probably also is that Palestine is

not a country.

They haven't been granted.

They don't have the right to vote.

What does that have to do with India and Pakistan?

Because Pakistan has, you know, military.

They have a yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Pakistan, you would think the Pakistanis would be on the side of Israel.

Oh, yeah.

And they're not just because they're Muslim, I guess?

I guess, I think that's probably what it is, is that Hindu nationalists are on the side of

Israel.

Anyway, those guys are.

So they'll get these cows and then

they'll blow up that mosque and then build the third temple.

And then I guess there's supposed to be like

the Orthodox Jews would believe and then the Messiah comes and then we have peace.

But from my understanding, the evangelicals believe that their Messiah will be the Antichrist.

And then there will be seven years of global thermonuclear war.

And then...

So we're pretty close.

And then, yeah.

And then Jesus Christ.

Well, Jesus comes back and he does battle with the Antichrist.

That's going to be badass.

And the Antichrist teams up with

Gog and Magog.

Who's that?

I think they're like two blind Irish brothers.

From my understanding.

They don't sound very effective.

Yeah.

Yeah, they come from the north.

Yeah.

Man, evangelicals are fucking stupid.

They're so dumb.

Like, imagine they have rock at church.

Yeah, no, they're going off right now.

They're like, please blow up that mosque and build a temple.

Please build the temple.

The dome of the rock.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're like, blow it up.

For them, it's all about Jerusalem.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, this is not the same place.

Right.

Yeah.

But the thinking goes, if this pops off,

what Jesus wants is for

israel to ethnically cleanse the entire because i mean let's say you know how much what do we got like

48 more hours of gaza

um you know you're kind of ripping the band-aid off i'd say give or take yeah yeah

um

once that's gone i mean how much of the west bank is still even palestinian

what do you mean it's still mostly palestinian but they're they're uh separated from one another it's separated into kind of i think like 49

different,

basically, zones that are like

that are.

So, how long is that going to last?

Another year?

I don't know.

Why are you trying to give the evangelicals their timetable right now?

Because

I like timetables.

I like scheduling.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, hopefully there's no.

Well, let's say they ethnically cleanse the entire.

Let's say they achieve like

what is the Greater Israel plan right

so it's it's it's uh the entirety they take syria to

they call it a stegadot yeah something like that so the whole thing what you think then they're gonna just oh well yeah you get to keep jerusalem yeah you get the little dome yeah yeah no they honestly if you want to save lives like really the the the humanitarian response right now yeah

is

just for 12 hours, fucking abandon the bombing in Gaza, blow blow up Al-Aqsa mosque

Build the third temple just build the third temple burn the fucking cows be like okay nothing

all right we'll try again in a thousand years

everybody fucking chill out

you know what I mean

yeah that would save millions of lives

Yeah, I think that the Palestinians would still be kind of pissed off at Israel.

And I think vice versa.

Well, I think they'd still be pissed at each other.

Well, you got to send Trump over there to fucking hammer it out.

Trump's taking shots at BP.

Trump would solve this in 20 minutes.

20 minutes.

Trump's like the only American politician that's read the tea leaves that after all the dust settles, the Israeli population is going to be like, what the fuck?

How did you let this happen?

Have you watched any of his like rallies?

I've watched some of them.

He has no power now, so it's great.

He's pretty much on fire he just yeah he's just shitting all over everyone he's like yeah nenyahu he blew it

lisa lapidelli is here yeah right he's just uh roasting the game yeah right he just gets to say everybody sucks

oh my god how many black guys has she had sex with yeah no i mean it though they should just build that temple

you're really considering this angle what are they what are they they saying these the evangelicals?

They're going crazier than the Indian guys?

Yeah.

Well, because they want the temple built so that the Antichrist is born.

Because as soon as the temple is built...

Is the Antichrist born in the temple?

What's that?

Where is he born?

He just shows up, I think.

He just shows up.

Yeah, I think he's probably about 30.

He definitely has.

What if it's you?

No, it's not.

What if you're the Antichrist?

That would be cool.

I would definitely start wearing leather jackets.

Yeah.

I think it would be like a more metal version.

It's probably, it's honestly, it's probably Zach Efron.

You think it is?

Yeah.

He's doing his travel show.

They have, they have an episode, the war, they blow up the, they build the second temple, the war ends.

And then Zach Efron, the strike ends,

perfect timing.

The strike ends, they bring back his travel show.

He's like, we're going to Jerusalem to see this fucking new temple.

Yeah.

And then he shows up and like, you know, he did that episode on water

and he's drank so much water now that he gets drunk off of it after that episode.

So they're like, oh, my God, he can turn water into alcohol.

Yeah, yeah.

This is the, you know, to

according to the

evangelicals, uh, the Antichrist.

So the Antichrist has all the same powers as the Christ?

I think so, yeah.

He's like, well, he's sort of like a shadow, the hedgehog, the sonic.

So, like, every wait, do do people start thinking he's the real Christ?

Is that an issue?

He's doing all the tricks, and they're like, oh, my god, Zach Ephron is the return of Jesus.

They have to do Jesus of Nazareth.

Yeah, they have to do battle and then, and then, yeah.

But the reason evangelicals want it is because as soon as that temple is built and the Antichrist shows up, then the rapture happens.

So they all just get to go to heaven.

And then they watch everyone die from heaven.

From heaven.

Yeah.

That's so sick.

Yeah, the NFL on Fox.

Yeah.

They have Cletus playing electric guitar.

Yeah.

They have the robot

rocker guy.

The Antichrist is definitely...

I think it's Zach Efron.

Yeah, and who's Gog and Magog?

I don't know.

Fucking

Regis and Kathy Lee.

Yeah, probably.

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Okay, so they're like

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So, some of them are pouches, though, they're like snus.

Yeah, okay, so we got capsule pouches,

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I think that we are going to be hitting.

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What is this?

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But then it's got Lyndon Johnson's helicopter on there.

That's pretty cool.

Now, I don't know if, I don't know, because, you know, they send us this stuff.

It's a sticker?

It's a packing label.

So this is not something that comes in the box normally.

I think they gave just for me because they know I'm a Lyndon Johnson fan.

That's pretty cool.

That's nice of them.

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Yeah, it's an embroidered.

That's nice.

I wish we had merch like this.

Well, we do.

Look, go to their website.

Maybe they sell clothes.

We do have embroidered merch.

As it stands, we will be talking about that later on the show.

More impressed by the.

Okay, so this one's just the regular Lucy one.

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This is a.

I think I did something wrong here.

What is it?

This one's just mint, but.

Apple ice.

This one's apple ice.

This one right here is mint.

No, this one's mint.

I think I opened it wrong.

This is mint.

I'm holding mint.

This says mint.

Oh, these are breakers.

Open one of those other ones because I think I just, I don't know how I did this, but

I mean, they make it hard because they were with kids.

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All right.

I don't know.

I'm under the weather right now.

I don't know how it's going to respond.

But you know what?

There's some war going on.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, so you put in the top.

So I guess that's probably.

I put it.

Yeah, you dispose of them in the top so you're not tossing them around town.

No, I've never done one of these before.

Is this going to knock me on my ass?

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Apple ice, I think.

Oh, that sounds nice.

It is nice.

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Oh, you got the breakers.

So what's the difference between the breakers and

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This one's a pouch, too.

I don't get it, man.

Let's see.

Let's combine.

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I don't know.

I wouldn't do two, brother.

I'm not going to do two.

I don't know if you're strong enough for that.

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What do those look like?

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That's the same, right?

What?

That's the Lucy-branded one.

I don't understand what breakers, what's the difference between breakers?

Let's look it up.

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Okay, yeah, let's look it up.

You keep talking while I look it up

under the weather.

Um,

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No, I took it out just in case it fucked me up while I'm trying to read.

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Yeah, what are in the breakers?

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I'm going to keep mine in, but it is making me a little bit crazy right now.

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What if I was out of my mouth?

Yeah, so I guess Lucy is the only company that has these.

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I'm getting flavors.

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This is strong.

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That was some great stuff.

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It's a little bit.

And you get a rush of flavor.

Yeah.

That was, I would say, that was exhilarating.

Yeah.

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We got mango.

We got more mango.

We got what is this, just mint,

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That was the one that I had.

Yeah, what did that taste like?

Tastes like apple and ice.

Pretty good.

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like compulsively eat or um you know to focus on what i'm doing yeah yeah because if i'm like working i'll get a little bit done and i'm like oh i need to go eat an entire box of nabisco and then you're like no you want your bob box yeah just right i'll just put pop the lucy in and and hey guess who's still working um

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And just bear in mind, Adam is coughing because he's sick.

Because I'm sick, not because of the Lucy.

Yeah.

In fact, it made his, well, it did make his cough better.

We can't say that.

We can't say that, but

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I really enjoy the flavor a lot.

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Yeah, it's like going out to dinner with your whole, with dead relatives you haven't seen.

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I feel like I'm at Red Lobster with all of my dead aunts.

All of my, I had 12 lesbian aunts that all,

unfortunately, they went on a group cruise and drowned in their collective menstrual fluid.

Yeah.

When was this?

They were all sharing a kiddie pool, and it was just, it was that time of the month.

Really?

Yeah.

So I feel like I'm with them.

And they're all here again.

That's like dinner with them.

How old were you?

It was about three and a half weeks ago.

And you were supposed to be on that cruise.

I was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

God damn it.

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I can't do the show.

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Let's see if they sell the clothes on their website.

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Wow.

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I don't know.

I mean, I haven't, but so, yeah.

So the, I think they had a 12 option, too.

They says two, four, and six.

Well, we got eight.

Anyways,

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And then

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That doesn't happen to me very often, you know?

No, and thank you to Lucy for sending me this

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Lyndon Johnson on it.

Yeah, that is phenomenal.

Lyndon Johnson, big nicotine fan.

Yes,

what was his

delivery method of choice?

He would smoke.

Smoke SIGs.

Yeah, he would smoke SIGs.

What were his cigarettes?

He would take it down and then just

suck the entire thing in.

Just one.

You hit it.

Just one pull.

One pull.

And he's like, we're going to bomb them little Chinese foulers.

Yeah.

And he's a

black people equal rights.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's pretty good.

We're doing civil rights.

Yeah.

And we're bombing the little Chinese fellers.

You got to give and you got to take it.

Yeah.

So this Antichrist thing, I guess.

Okay, I guess we can get back to this.

No, because I want to know more.

What is the Antichrist?

I'd be interested also to

know what popular public figures have been accused of being the Antichrist.

A personal opponent of Christ expected to appear before the end of the world.

Okay.

So it's just a guy Jesus doesn't like.

What if you're Jesus and I'm the Antichrist?

What if we just didn't know?

Well, I'm definitely not Jesus.

Why not?

I don't know.

I think I'm going to be one of the people, if the rapture does happen where they just get,

you know, like how dogs or cats are allowed into heaven.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be I won't be judged.

I think they'll see me as like uh mentally

deficient.

So where do you get to go to?

To the kennels?

Just a room filled with like dogs and cats.

There's like PS5 in there and stuff.

Really?

Yeah.

And it just looks like like a just a nondescript government building.

Mm-hmm.

And then but you got dogs crapping everywhere and stuff.

Yeah.

Dog fighting.

Yeah.

And then a table filled with guys playing magic together.

It sounds pretty fun.

Yeah,

it's one of the circles of hell.

But it's like not bad.

It's chill.

All right, I'm trying to see if people who have been accused of being...

The ethnicity of the Antichrist.

Here we go.

Okay.

A widely held belief throughout the history of the church has been the notion that the Antichrist will be of Jewish origin.

Okay, let's hear it.

So it will be a Jew?

In fact, the Bible teaches just the opposite, that the Antichrist will be a Gentile descent.

Okay.

Thank you.

It's not me.

Yeah.

Leaving only one other option.

Zach Ephraim.

No, it's you.

Maybe I'm Jesus.

That'd be pretty cool.

Yeah, I just want to know what they like look like.

Will it be like a Gundam?

I don't imagine that it would just be

like a palette swap of Jesus.

I imagine I'm imagining like a Gundam.

A Gundam with a little guy in it, though.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm imagining more of like a Mad Max Fury Road.

Like a metal.

The monsters from Power Ranger.

Oh, like the putties?

They're like Rita Repulsa.

No, like the monster.

Remember how Rita sends a monster?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, that checks out.

I think that I would see that.

Yeah.

And then Jesus.

They really should just build that temple.

We're all waiting.

I don't think they're.

That's some crap that they like to say about this stuff, is that it's been 5,000 years of fighting.

No, it's not.

You know, prove it.

The third temple, let's see.

What?

Prove what?

No, I mean, it's just like, no, they're using this to say, oh, let the boys fight.

It's been 5,000 years of this.

No, this is a horrible thing that's happening right now.

Yeah, and like modern day Zionism started in like the late

18th century or 19th century.

What started then?

Like the Zionist movement.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

So it has been happening for 5,000.

It's just a fucking building, though.

Just make it.

I know you keep talking about this building.

I'm going to make it a Minecraft.

Really?

Yeah.

How do you do how do what how does Minecraft really work?

It's Legos.

You just get Legos and you do it on a computer?

Yeah, it's computer Legos.

Yeah.

And you can't, like, uh,

your friends can, like, play with you in your Lego house.

What the fuck is the Sassanid Empire?

Well, I don't know.

Oh, I'm a Sassanid.

You best not come around with them clothes on because I'm a Sassanid.

I'm going to eat this shit for lunch.

What is it?

The Sassanid Empire drove out the Byzantine Empire out of the Middle East,

giving the Jews control of Jerusalem for the first time in centuries.

This was when they built the second temple.

I believe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Sassanids did that for the Jews?

I don't know.

I'm having trouble reading and speaking lately.

Dude, I

keep stumbling over my words.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What is it?

Is there like a medical reason for it?

I don't know.

I have any strokes or head hit, mini strokes.

Yeah.

What does that mean, mini strokes?

Like, like

you just don't have the big one?

And you're like, come?

Yeah.

Wait, what does this what does it say, though?

What does the second temple have to look like?

All right.

Although in mainstream Orthodox Judaism the rebuilding of the temple is generally left to the coming of the Jewish Shiach

into divine providence, a number of organizations, generally representing a small minority of Orthodox Jews, have been formed with the objective of realizing the immediate construction of a third temple in present times.

Okay.

Fuck a dude.

I'm just going to go there and say I'm the Messiah.

How will they know that you're not?

I'm like, I'm the Messiah.

Just build the temple.

Yeah.

We got to get David Blaine to do it.

He could trick, I think.

Easily.

Easy.

Yeah.

Easy.

Send David Blaine.

We'll get plastic surgery for David Blaine to make him look like a Gundam.

He can really look how he looks right now.

We'll get David Blaine a Gundam and have him go do like lean over and do card tricks for the orthodox jews and a gun

yeah

and he's gunned him and then he's like now build the temple build the temple yeah now build the temple yeah it says in the torah you got to do this yeah you got to build the temple yes just build it dude where are the cows at you got the red cows that need 500 we need 500 of them yeah all right you know which cow is yours all right look again Now it's your wife's pussy.

Was that your cow?

Yeah.

No, that's your wife's pussy.

Yeah.

Now look inside.

It's a cow.

Now look inside the cow.

It's your wife's pussy.

Yeah, man.

I just, I've been sick the last 48 hours and I feel I just keep waking up and then

just seeing horrific pictures.

from this and then going back to sleep.

And I was bleeding into my fever dreams

Go on, talk about that.

I'm seeing if there's anything.

I don't know, dude.

I had a dream that my mom had Twitter.

Yeah.

And then I woke up and I remembered that she'd passed away.

Did she have Twitter?

Well, no, she didn't have Twitter, but she was being really funny on it.

What did she say?

She was tweeting about, I don't know,

I forgot what the tweets were, but I remember that in the dream I texted my sister.

I was like, moving so funny on Twitter.

I just had that dream while I was sleeping on that chair in there.

Right over there.

It's kind of sweet, honestly.

Guys, we got to end this war.

We got to end all wars.

I mean, Nick and I have been in the war room.

We've been thinking this thing through.

This is cool, though.

I mean, I kind of just want to read the Bible.

Really?

It's not that good.

Most of it sucks.

It sucks.

Yeah.

Dude, my bar misfits.

The Bible reads like a fucking five-year-old lying to you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like and then me and all my friends, we went across the desert, but then my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, by the way, she like, she, like, they said we can't go back, but she turned around and then she turned into a statue.

And

it's like, just fucking nonsense.

And then we, um, we were, we went, I went up the mountain and I was talking to God, but and then when everyone's down there, they took all the gold and they melted it and they made it into a cow.

Yeah.

And then and then everyone's having a dance with the cow and then God got pissed and they got God smite them.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it really does sound like a like a

crazy shit.

If yeah, if the end times were happening, I mean, I especially post-Epstein.

So it proves all these world elites are just pedophiles.

Then if, you know, I mean, the temple and...

Didn't they find the Moloch on his island?

What is Moloch?

I don't know what it is.

It's crap.

It's a Canaanite god that's a cow.

Cow statue.

Epstein.

Oh, he had a golden calf?

Yeah.

Where?

In the like that temple?

I mean, he did have like a gold dome temple.

Yeah.

Oh my god, Nick.

I don't like this talk.

This is scary.

Say something else while I Google this.

No, I'm thinking about scary.

It's scary.

Come on, man.

You got it.

Alright, so.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

I don't know.

It's just like.

Dude, I hate being sick.

It freaking sucks.

What does it say?

They found Moloch on his island or not?

I'm trying to find it, but if you're gonna...

If you're just, if you're, if you've...

I'm not gonna.

I'm not.

If you've decided to just belly ache.

I'm not belly aching.

I just feel like...

You're belly aching.

I came into the studio today to do the show.

And I just remembered when I told you that I...

that when I was sick that one time, I felt like I was dying.

I don't remember that.

When you're making yourself laugh, I felt like I was tripping.

Your own things you said?

No, you're self-laughing.

I'm laughing at something you said.

You're self-laughing.

No, I said that when I was sick, I felt like I was tripping.

What?

I think that was

something like that.

And then you made fun of me for what are your go-to sources for

seeing war pour out?

Well, I go both sides.

What does that mean, though?

Memory TV.

What the fuck is Memory TV?

That's the one where it's the shakes that are like...

They're doing the finger thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's just like they have full ISIS guy.

It's called Memory TV.

M-E-M-R-I, and then Ben Shapiro.

Both sides.

Yeah.

It's Ben Shapiro losing his mind right now?

There's kind of seems to be a statement.

This is what happens when you let girls say stuff.

Girls did this.

Yeah, they said that it was girls

that were over 5'5 ⁇ .

The Barbie movie is the reason that Hamas attacked.

Ben Shapiro is mad at Tucker right now.

Why?

Because Tucker said that we have a...

fentanyl crisis, so we have somebody coming into the country that's killing millions of Americans.

And Ben's like, what?

And he's like, no, we don't.

But you're concerned about a thousand Israelis.

Uh-huh.

Tucker said that to him?

Tucker said that, and he was watching a clip of it.

And then Ben

started shaking.

Yeah, he got really mad.

Good.

Yeah, there's like a division right now in the right between like...

Well, that's, yeah, because during the Trump era, all those like, because, you know, Trump's platform was he was like kind of like an isolationist, kind of a big tent kind of guy.

All those America first guys, they don't um they don't fuck with Israel at all.

Well, Andrew Tates also, like, I think he converted to Islam too.

So, there's like a real like

the right is kind of breaking apart all these guys, yeah.

And then you have kind of like neocon Ben Shapiro type of guys, right?

Yeah, I mean, that's and those those

those uh right-wing populists, they all they're like, oh, this is good.

All the

those people are killing each other yeah yeah

and then um

yeah and then people said

um

now ben shapiro is like releasing pictures

um

because people like are saying there's no that there wasn't any evidence of the child beheadings so ben shapiro is getting mad and now he just released a picture of like i think it's two babies that are just having sex?

No, they're just on the five.

They're just posting child bombs.

That had been lit on fire and they look charred beyond recognition.

And it's just Texas style babies.

Yeah.

And it's,

yeah, just everyone's talking about babies right now.

And then you just...

It's crazy because babies don't even care.

Yeah, babies.

If we're up to the babies, you think this is bad?

Yeah.

The babies would be doing some worse shit.

Yeah, they'd be watching fucking...

You know, and then you obviously see like the bombings in Gaza.

You see the baby that's covered in ash, that's crying, you know, like all those pictures.

Well, if you want to watch something else,

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What's the deal with them?

They're like all the like the Hasids are like pro-Palestine.

No, there's this one sect.

There's one sect that's pro-Hamas.

That's just like

fighting the Israeli flag.

But then you're committed to being

committed to being as annoying as possible.

But if you look into why, it's because like

women

can wear pants in Israel or drive cars or something.

Or read.

It's not for the human rights violations in Gaza.

Well,

I think it's because of the temple, too, actually.

I think that's what it is.

I think that they think that

there can't be a state of Israel or a Jewish state or Jewish country until the Messiah comes and they build

the third temple.

They got to build that temple, dude.

They got to build that temple.

Those guys will chill out.

The evangelicals will chill out.

Just build the temple.

I think the Israelis and the Palestinians will still be pretty.

It's win-win.

Either you build the temple and it's the end times, right?

And I go to hell, whatever.

That would suck.

Yeah.

But

more likely, you build the temple and nothing happens.

Yes.

And then we can put all of this to rest.

Fellas, fellas, fellas, calm down.

We don't have to do this anymore.

Yeah.

How many times are they going to do this?

They just keep doing it over and over again.

Yeah.

Well, then it would take at least another hundred years to reboot the, like,

oh, but this time.

But this time for real.

This time, the end times are coming.

But 100 years, that's peace and quiet the rest of our lives.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Then we don't have to hear about this crap.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, that would be nice.

I mean, you're kind of convincing me.

They got

an example.

We have to just try.

But who builds it?

You got a contractor?

Italian.

Yeah, Italian.

Contractor.

Yeah.

But come on, you know about that.

What the materials costs go up spike

You're like, oh,

where's this hole in the budget?

You know, what are you talking about?

If you hire Italian contractors, that's fine.

Okay, so like, who's paying?

What, us, the show?

No, we're not paying for it.

Who?

The evangelicals?

I don't know.

Taxes.

I want it to be classic.

I just look.

I want health care.

For all the money I pay in taxes, I think everybody should have health care, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Second to that, the third temple being built in Jerusalem.

Oh, the United States federal government.

Yeah.

Instead of a wall, we should build the third temple.

That'd be so sick.

That'd be sick.

And if we made it look like DC,

yeah, Greek columns.

Which a lot of people.

Anytime I've said the third temple, in my mind, what I've been imagining is New York, New York, and Las Vegas.

Yeah.

So sick.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The tiny

with a roller coaster going through it.

I've ridden that roller coaster mad times.

There should be a casino called the Third Temple.

That'd be pretty cool.

Yeah.

Has anyone moshed up what the third temple would look like i from what i've read is uh

no

i don't think so i'm sure there's some guys okay yes there's some do they have any pieces of third temple.org here's a website

okay

it's a jewish website you can trust it so there's a team of architects responsible for the preparation of the plans for the third temple so they're already on this nick okay

they honor the prophecy of Ezekiel based on the comments of Rashi along with those of Vilna Gaon,

Malbim.

You know, I'm a descendant of him.

Oh, who?

The Vilna Gaon.

It's a great rabbi.

I'm pretty sure I'm a descendant.

Or we're just from the same town.

That's not what a descendant is.

Well, I think we were descendants of him.

I think we were.

Being from the same town is not a descendant.

Well, we were from Vilnius, for sure.

So I think we're also...

That's just a town.

It's actually a city.

I'm pretty sure

I am a descendant of

this great man.

Anyway, each of whom have clarified in their book

and made accessible verses 40 through 47.

Yeah, no, no, no, no.

Look at this thing.

This thing,

Nick, this thing is beautiful.

It's actually not that nice.

What, the temple?

Wait, is this like some company that's gonna

that's asking for money?

Is this just a scam website?

Yeah, I hope so.

Okay,

if we, if we want to build, we can build the third temple today.

Wait, Nick, this is you found, this is the website.

You got to get with these guys.

Yeah, okay, so these guys already have the plans.

They got architects.

They already read the books.

They know what it needs to look like.

Okay.

I want to build the third temple.

Here's a link.

I'm going to click it, okay?

All right.

And next.

Okay, so let's, so we have to put it in your name, in your phone number, and your date of birth.

Nick?

Hold on.

Listen,

these retarded Irish people think the Ark of the Covenant is in Ireland somewhere.

Who?

The British Israel Association.

Okay.

What?

Okay, so we're going to say Mr.

Nick.

You want to go by Nick or Nicholas?

Put my name down as Leon Cream.

Leon?

Leon Cream, please.

Leon Cream.

Okay.

And United States, and the city is what city?

New York, New York?

Wait, the Jewish calendar has Nissan month?

No way.

Oh, yeah, Nissan.

Yeah, that's a month.

It's like truck month is just in the

religion?

That's cool.

I know.

Maybe we got a couple things right.

Yeah.

I want a guided tour of the third temple.

Okay, so this is where they're going to build it.

So basically, all that stands in their way is they have to destroy the Dome of the Rock.

That has to be destroyed.

You know what happened on that site, Nick?

What?

Who?

Of the Dome of the Rock?

SmackDown Raw.

No.

Oh.

So the Rock is where the Prophet Muhammad

flew up to heaven on his horse, off that rock.

On Dwayne Johnson?

Not on Dwayne Johnson.

There's just a rock in there.

They said that that's where he went up.

Just a giant statue of Dwayne Johnson's head.

No, it has nothing to do with the rock.

Also, it's where

I thought there was a statue of Dwayne Johnson getting his dick sucked on.

He's not Muslim, dude.

It's not Dome of the Rock.

That would be cool.

Yeah, Muslims won't let you destroy that.

Only Muslims are allowed to pray to that state.

Hell yeah.

Feels really fucking good.

I'm up here.

I'm up here on the mountain getting my fucking cock sucked.

Beautiful day out here getting my cock sucked.

Oh, it's not the dome dome of the rock.

It's not him giving, giving ahead.

Yeah, no, it's him getting domed.

No, but it's not him doming people out.

They don't get, you don't get domed.

You get your dick sucked out.

You don't get the dome of the rock.

Uh-huh.

Or you get your dick sucked so, like, in the manner that he would like to get, that he likes getting his dick sucked.

Yeah.

Well, now we're going to get in trouble, dude.

We're making fun of fucking religions and stuff.

We're not making fun of.

We're just just trying to understand.

I'm never making fun of anything.

I'm just trying to understand.

And now I can barely speak.

Because people have been mean to me instead of letting me explore the world with children.

Two world religions.

You know, with whimsy and

luster.

Yeah.

Totally.

Yeah.

Nick, you don't see him, but when he's on the street, he skips.

I do.

He skips.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

And he typically has a giant lollipop he carries around.

Yeah, I have I have makeup on and I dress like a little sailor.

Yeah

Dude hopscotch is like the gayest shit in the entire world.

Why?

I'm really I'm actually really good at it

There's you just fucking jump right

What

you're talking about the thing that's like

jump jump jump jump jump jump jump.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm really good at that

It's not hard, and it gets pretty boring after you do it like three times.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But then the game is that you put a rock on one of the pieces and then you can't use it.

It was invented in ancient Rome.

Hopscotch?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

In Iran, the game is called Lele.

Do you want to play Lele?

Yeah,

everything is just ancient.

Yeah.

What about Foursquare?

Not podcasting.

Who invented Foursquare?

Connect 4?

Who invented wall wall?

What's Wall Wall?

You know, that game where you have you have to hit it.

Like wall ball.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think

like a Chinese, cool Chinese guys.

They're really, they love that.

They love handball.

They do be loving that game.

It's nice.

It's kind of a game you don't really need much to play.

The equipment costs are really low.

You need what?

Just a racquetball, correct?

Mm-hmm.

Anyway.

What else is going on with you?

I don't know.

I've been sick in bed for three years.

Are you worried about this, uh

about the war?

No, this terrorist attack on Friday.

Yeah, I'm worried about Hamas.

New York Hamas

attack plan.

Yeah, city boosts safety and security amid Israel Hamas war.

New York does.

Yeah.

Eric Adams.

What did he say?

Let's hear him out.

Alright, well, let me play the video without signing in.

I hate that.

Since hundreds of Israelis were shot or kidnapped by Hamas terrorists over the weekend, the NYPD has increased patrols and surveillance around synagogues and mosques.

officials say there have been no threats but they remain alert

what you got going on I'm looking at what the third temple could look like

there are multiple organizations that say that they will be building the third temple there are both multiple websites

This one's now this one's called the okay, so here it is the goal of the mitzvah product project this is a different completely different website i found it's to help build the third temple on the mount moi moriah in jerusalem they're collecting money in order to search the tunnels under the temple mountain in order to find the golden ark and uh other important artifacts okay what's the best hotel in vegas what what's the nicest hotel um

The wind is nice.

No, I mean like the one like if I'm like James Bond and I'm going to Vegas.

Where am I staying?

Maybe the wind.

The wind?

Encore at the wind.

That's nice.

What about the Venetian?

The Venetian's nice.

When the time comes, they plan to assist in preparing the actions of the ready

the Venetian and the Bellagio.

What?

What's the difference between the Venetian and the Bellagio?

One's Italy and one's Venice.

Isn't Venice in Italy?

That's a good point.

I think Bellagio is supposed to be Lake Como

and Venetian is supposed to be Lomo.

Lake Como?

Como?

George Clooney lives there?

At Lake Homo?

Oh.

You know, over George Clooney's place, over at Lake Homo.

I thought he was married to an Indian lady, though.

He's married to a lawyer.

Yeah, an Indian lawyer.

Gamal.

Yeah.

Gamal Abdul Nasser.

Um

There are so many websites that are asking for money to build the third temple.

Yeah.

If we could just have our own website.

I'm going to start a website to build that thumb.

Dude, this is.

This is.

You had a good line of thinking on this.

Because it's led me to this new level of scam that we could be pulling.

I can't think about anything other than just building that temple.

It needs to happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It has to happen.

It has to.

Folks, Folks, if you guys, if any of you guys are general contractors.

Yeah, we need good guys, all right?

Because, you know, dealing with contractors can be a nightmare sometimes.

So we can say...

Delays.

The budget getting just blown up.

Update on the building of the third temple.

Okay, where are we getting this?

Oh, it does look kind of cool.

It looks sort of like Osama bin Laden's house in Pakistan.

In in Abbottabad?

Mm-hmm.

Or Jalalabad?

In Abbottaboy.

Abbottabad.

Abatabad, yeah.

Abbottabad.

Yeah.

Where is Jalalabad?

That was in Afghanistan.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Jalil Jake Jake.

Jamariqua.

Jake Jalilin Hall.

Jalilin.

Jake Jalilinbad.

Okay, well.

Wait, so we need the Ark of the Covenant.

We need this, uh

we need a seven-pronged menorah.

They already made that.

They made that.

They made the big golden menorah.

The big golden...

Who made that?

One of these groups that's breeding cows.

One of the cowboys?

Yeah, the cowboy.

They're ready with the menorah.

Yeah.

Okay, so what else do we need?

We need a Torah.

That would be a good fun location for a Western

in Israel?

Yeah, but it's just like

fucking

those guys.

But you just give them like, you just cock the hats to the side and put them on a horse.

Oh,

yeah, yeah.

We're fighting these cattle ranchers trying to steal our red cows.

How what do the red cows look like?

They look good?

They look like regular cows, but they're red.

Really?

Yeah.

How'd they get it that way?

Baby belt.

It's the type of cow that they breed in Texas, a red Angus.

A red Angus.

Yeah.

And the Texas boys got them out there.

That's really nice of them.

That's not bad.

That looks kind of brown to me, a little bit.

Doesn't look really red.

I was thinking bright red.

I am struggling, dude.

Yeah, okay.

Well, then we can end the episode.

You can go back to sleep.

We don't have to end it.

No, we're alright.

We can build it.

How long have we done?

How long have we done today?

Ask Ginsburg.

I don't know.

How many minutes, Ginsburg?

Probably like an hour and 20.

Ginsburg, can you just clean it up and make it like sound like a little bit?

Okay, thank you.

Thanks, guys.

Thank you, guys.

Hopefully, next time we talk to you, I won't be sick and we will have peace.

Yeah, I think I'm sick also because I can't speak.

Dude, I don't know what it is.

I think,

yeah, I'm having trouble speaking.

All right, thank you.

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