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Welcome to the Adam Freedland Show.

We got some special guests today from regular Car Reviews.

You want to say hello yourselves?

Hello, my name is Brian, otherwise known as Mr.

Regular.

And I'm Nick, otherwise known as the Roman.

And I'm Adam, otherwise known as Adam from the Adam Friedland Show.

And we also have our producer, executive producer, Nick Mullen.

I'm here.

I'm trying to work the cameras and the

board.

The board, yeah.

Thank you guys for coming.

I don't know how familiar you are with the show, but we're trying to get it off the ground here.

Yeah.

You guys are some of the first guests we've had.

Well, thank you to be a pill honor.

Yeah, we're batting

We're beneath the Mendoza line, but we're hoping to raise our level which it's yeah, it means it's shittier than Mexican radio.

Yeah, it's worse than podcasting.

It's a different Mendoza line.

Yeah.

What is Mexican radio like?

You know, I honestly have no idea.

I only know that Stan Ridgway song.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Classic hit.

Oh.

Now you did radio.

I did do radio, yeah.

The two things I did was AM, I did AM radio.

Yeah.

High school, football.

I ran the board for my local radio station, and there's nothing more fantastic than small town AM radio

that has

what about how about like doing a bunch of cocaine on a pedophile island.

That sounds better.

That's probably one.

And then small town.

Yeah, small town AM radio.

Yeah.

And then three is cocaine on a regular island.

Yeah.

I wouldn't be surprised if the owner of that radio station, which I'd love to say its name,

would do drugs because, like, the radio station was like in shambles.

And, but the office, like the program manager, was like oak.

Everything.

Everything else was like a rundown elementary school.

And you walk into the station manager and it's just oak table, big sort of like

sexual abuse desk, like the type of desk that looked like Nick Offerman would do woodworking on.

And

down in the basement, these like

like a boys summer camp bathrooms where the stall only comes down to like your waist level so people can just see your junk as it lowers down onto the toilet and sort of sort of a penis visible but anonymous penis sort of yeah so the faces are obscured yeah

sort of a metaphor for society itself these days yeah i would say yeah

we're all living in we're all living under short stalls used to be you'd see your neighbor you'd smile at him but you wouldn't see his cock.

Now you don't know what his face looks like, but you have his cock memorized, etched into your memory perhaps.

He's just on OnlyFans, but it's like a live stream of some guy who has like a GoPro on a little on a little gimbal coming off from his belt, and like that's the entire thing.

Oh, yeah.

And they have a billion subscribers.

Just Mad Mike Floppy, Westchester, Pennsylvania.

And $2 a month.

And this was the owner of the radio station.

I never met the owner.

I only met the station manager

who was

horrifically obese and had a short temper and would...

Italian?

You know, so fat, I couldn't tell.

It's just, it was just,

like,

he drove a

third-generation Dodge caravan.

The entire front driver's seat completely blown out, bolstering gone, everything.

And he would get so angry at Comcast, like, when our internet would go down, because because we had like an AM stream, like during football season, like small town Pennsylvania, we had an AM stream.

Yeah, we had an the AM station was downstairs, FM station was upstairs, and then they had like this Dell Dimension laptop running Windows XP doing a live stream to their, you know, GeoCities style page.

And there's a guy, there's, there's guys in Williamsburg right now trying to figure out how to recreate that kind of setup.

Yeah, they're spending millions and millions of

Deutschmarks trying to figure out how to get that kind of look.

64 kilobits per second stream?

Yeah.

Like mono.

Baud, whatever baud means.

Remember when things were measured in baud?

Yeah, like it's not even kilobytes.

That's predated.

When you first went online, did you have cable or was there still dial-up when you were growing up?

There was dial-up until, I think,

my mom had dial-up until Verizon was like, we're just going to cut.

You can't have,

there's no phone lines anymore.

Right.

So, yeah, yeah, it was always dial-up.

I didn't, I didn't get cable internet until I was an adult, like a

high-speed internet when I was a 20-year-old.

And I'm like, gee, I'm rich.

I was making like $17,000 a year.

I can download everything off of LimeWire and iMesh and oh, uh, Morpheus.

There was Morpheus, like everything, all the little like feeder.

Yes,

as long as I leave that shit running overnight, I'll get

I'll see one boob.

Yeah, the picture of Howard Berry from Swordfish.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

That was a big one.

That was the big hit on that and Donald Duck getting a blowjob.

And the Vitruvian man.

So Leonardo da Vinci.

Full disclosure.

I don't know if we should mention it now, but you guys, we sent Adam out with you guys for an afternoon.

Yeah.

The reason why

we're friends.

Invited you guys on.

You've got a very successful YouTube show.

Thank you.

Yeah.

That's about...

How would you summarize it?

Regular Car Reviews is a car show for people who don't like cars or hate cars.

So, okay, we're not going to talk about, we will talk about cars, but it's going to be framed in, and it sounds so highbrow, like in a sociological context, like where this car fits in with like popular culture or even general culture.

Yeah.

But then it just evolves into dick and fart jokes

and just

horrific images.

I'm swallowing.

We're starting there.

We're starting.

That's what Cometown was, is the horrific images.

And we're trying to elevate to the associated.

Marshall.

Whatever the fuck, yeah, that part.

So we need to introduce that.

And

Adam doesn't, Adam doesn't, you don't, do you care about cars at all?

You don't give a fuck.

I care about it only in the sense that

if they earn me respect from people that I'm trying to impress.

I like that.

So we're trying to make the Adam Friedland show something that we can get normal people to not be like, what the fuck?

Who is this?

This Jewish guy.

This isn't one of the ones I know, like Howard Stern or Jared from Subway.

You know,

the two presidents of Israel.

Right.

This is a new one.

And a big part of that is interviews.

And, you know, we had a little bit of trouble.

We interviewed our friend.

We interviewed our friend who's

directed multiple feature films.

He was a producer for Abel Farrar, eccentric, New York City,

filmmaker for years.

And now people are calling him the N-word.

People are being mean to him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

A friend of ours.

Yeah.

And we feel like bad friends.

We feel like bad friends.

And the problem is, is that I'll say we, meaning the Adam Friedland show, are bad interviewer.

We're a bad interviewer.

Well, I wouldn't go too far as say bad.

I mean, everybody has to start somewhere.

Well, this is us.

This is us starting somewhere.

This is us starting somewhere.

We're kind of trying to account for our past sins.

Trying to run from something that happened, I don't know, two months ago.

We're trying to act like we're

completely reformed.

But let's not focus on ourselves too much.

We need to teach Adam.

Adam's got to figure out how to be more like you guys, to take something kind of niche, but then give it broad appeal.

Right?

That's an okay, that's an excellent question.

We could spend hours on that.

Oh, yeah, it wasn't really a question so much as what we need to do.

Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah, so that to, because Adam needs to, we need to figure out what's going on, you know future wise

all right and the goal is to become a pretty good interviewer right so Adam the goal is ask them questions

now ask them questions yeah we're skilled at this really ask ask me anything we've been in broadcasting and radio and doing YouTube and we've done plenty interviews so yeah we are this is the D, this is, I don't know, the DMV, this is you're just practicing for a driver's test, you're in a gigantic parking lot, can't need anything.

Well, so okay, so you guys say that you

look at at cars through a sociological lens.

So if I were to give you a car, would you tell me the person that's driving that car?

I love this game.

Yes.

You know this game?

I'm glad that it is happening.

I thought you do.

Because I thought I invented it.

Okay, never mind.

Mazda Niata.

Sorry,

you're like bragging and going too personal, I feel, with that.

Well, I thought that I invented it.

You cut yourself on the game.

That's great.

I'm glad that you ended it before.

But, you know, you couldn't even ask.

You almost, you said, well, I invented it.

You're about to argue with it.

Well, I thought I invented it, and you said, I love this.

You're going to get in right there.

Yeah, exactly.

No, I was just thinking

about it a little bit or edged him off.

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't blame yourself.

Don't blame yourself.

It's not your me.

It's me, my friend.

Adam, it's frankly, it's not your fault either.

And we're not talking about blame or fault.

Yeah.

It's just this is us starting somewhere.

Okay.

So it's a learning experience.

All right.

So, folks, we're going to play a game.

I'm going to tell these guys, these are automotive journalists.

I'm going to tell them a car, and you're going to tell me who's driving that car.

Yeah.

Okay.

So

2016 Ford F-150 Raptor.

Oh, okay.

You picked a very good one because that's the very beginning of crap.

The first year was 2012, maybe?

Anyway, so Raptor is someone who's upset that they can't afford an SRT-10 Viper.

Raptor is for

someone who fancies themselves a

Baja style racer.

Like they're going south into Mexico.

They're going to do a lot of jumping.

They're doing the dunes.

Bit of a tech, bro.

I'm going to give you two answers, but bit of a tech bro.

But it's $120,000.

You can get them cheaper, but they're probably all blown out.

These things like, oh, these things are like a trophy truck or a pre-runner.

This thing is going to go off jumps.

I saw all YouTube videos where these people went off jumps.

I'm going to do it too.

It has nitrogen fucking shocks.

This is a street truck.

This thing, yes, it can go off-road a little bit, but it's not some crazy crazy rig that

you build to go in, like off of Rouch Creek State Park in Pennsylvania.

No, so they take a first jump, oh,

4,000 pounds coming off the ground, and bam, boom, back down on the ground.

Suddenly, the shocks blow, it's sagging like a

Carolina sag,

and it's done.

One's a Carolina sag.

Oh boy, that's fun.

It's a Sagittarius from South Carolina.

We're too far apart, but yeah.

Carolina SAG is

where you take a truck and you only lower the rear.

It's they're like

my birthday's in December.

You know those kids who got the, when they got their first gamer chairs, those rocking ones that would go on the back, like all the way on the floor?

Picture like you're playing N64, but your feet are up like this, like that now someone who wants to drive a truck like this all the time yeah bed down hood up

and you know the other doesn't sound very good and the other people who buy raptors or

generally um

uh people who want a low-level powerball and they're also qinon people who are uh who figure the apocalypse is gonna be move them up on social hierarchy before we get back to the next car i you guys if you haven't done already you should do an entire episode on the punisher sticker on the blue lives matter punisher sticker because as as a car decal that that is that means so much these days yeah like i'm i am does

there's nothing more in life that i want than to stand my ground i'm waiting for this i'm ready to be i'm ready

i'm ready to be john wick i'm ready i want to be sponsored by glock and heckler and cock

and everything

um i inevitably a lot of gun companies rhyme with cock or have cock in the name yeah yeah.

I wonder.

I wonder what's next.

What's next?

Penis fucking firearms?

Yeah.

The Punisher sticker is just for people who are wishing a motherfucker would until a motherfucker does.

Yeah.

And then all of a sudden it's, oh,

we don't need to go there.

And I mean, I understand in an intellectual level why that type of symbology is powerful because it's a skull and it's

very long teeth.

Very long teeth.

Can you imagine what that person looked like before they were dead?

That was probably a dumbass.

Yeah, dumbass nerd.

And that's who you want to be is the dead version of like.

Oh, has anyone seen my retainer?

That's

your hero.

Not a cool guy.

Not at all.

Like, literally, that Simpsons bit, like, we could take her to the carnival and charge two bits of gander.

They did that CGI thing where Lisa's teeth kept getting bigger.

Oh, yeah.

A big book of British Smiles.

Okay.

I'm stealing this from one of your videos.

How about

a 2012 FJ Cruiser?

Who's driving that?

I've come around a little bit on the FJ Cruiser because right now, post-COVID, those have gotten collectible.

Because people realize they're really just Toyota 4runners underneath with a cool-looking body.

Yeah.

But like...

The new Broncos trying to do that, right?

Yeah.

Oh, God, that thing.

I have yet to drive it.

All I have to go on the looks is the new Bronco, but it's like this

boomer thing that's still lingering on where we're trying to recreate 1968 over and over and over.

Oh, I thought people were trying to recreate OJ.

I thought people are trying to get it and then murder their wives and then get in a slow side.

They're wrong because that was a Bronco.

No, that was a Ford Bronco.

That was a Bronco.

Yeah, that was a good one.

That was the most famous Bronco.

That's the most famous Bronco of all time.

Yeah.

Square headlights, though.

New ones round.

Trying to go back to the round ones of the 60s.

Pathetic.

We all just want to be OJ, baby.

We want to be the juice.

We want to be the juice.

Ford is going nowhere near that.

Wait, so the FJ Cruiser, what are you saying?

Who's driving that?

Right now, it's the nerve.

Right now, it moved from like more like sort of like the prepper move.

Because originally, like the Ford FJ Cruisers were good buys because people looked at them.

It's like, eh, that's that's like all plastic body and weird and like the true truck, bro.

That's not a real truck.

But then like

it turned the corner and became like hipster cool for a while because it was an easy buy.

It was an easy entry into having a body on frame they had body on frame yeah they're forerunner so they body on frame yeah and

a decent off-roader you could get them in stick shift which is great

um

but because they were all plasticky the old sort of again i'm not to keep knocking on boomers but they didn't want it like plastic isn't good

So now it's more the type of the people who have stuff on their car that says like zombie hunting permit.

The people who really want, really wish Halo was a real place in life.

It's kind of like the

Proud Boy version of a brony who wishes they could live in that cartoon.

What do you do?

What do you do?

The opposite version of this game, where you pick somebody, and then you got to figure out what car they drive.

Okay.

Since I'm so enabled with comedy,

give me like some comedians that you know, and I'll try to figure out what they're driving.

Sebastian Manascalco.

Oh, oh, go ahead.

Miata?

All right, I'm going to go Fiata, the Fiat version of the Miata, the Fiata 124, I think.

The Spider?

I thought they were all convertibles.

Are they?

Spider just means convertible.

The 124 Spider, the Fiat 124 Spider.

Oh, there's the regular one and the Spider?

I think so.

Ooh.

See, I haven't driven the Fiata yet.

Is the Miata

a sick car?

Because, I mean, you're a gay guy, right?

Like, those were, it became a thing being like, oh, only a a gay guy.

Only a faggots drive it.

When I say a gay guy would drive.

Yeah, you can say faggot.

It's sort of weird.

I mean, I think.

Because I only came out of the closet at age 40, and I'm 41.

Wow.

So it's all kind of like.

You just came out of the closet.

Sorry for laughing.

No, no, no, it's fine.

What a waste of time.

I know, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to make it up.

You started living.

That's kind of beautiful.

It is.

Yeah, I feel lighter.

Well, it's fun because being in New York, there is no such thing as a closet.

Everyone's gay.

The banks here are gay.

Could you just say banks are gay?

They are.

You go to the bank.

No, you go to the fucking, go down to the Chase Bank in Union Square.

It's like

cash your checks right here in my ass.

It's a leather bar, literally.

Some guy's getting fisted.

Yeah.

There's like some like, and the bank manager is the one like married game guy who's married to a wife, but he's got like side dick

all the time, and he's just sweating all day long.

It's like, come on, man.

Just

can we just talk about like mutual funds for a little bit?

Just come into my office.

So the idea of being in the closet, it's a very like, it's almost like a throwback thing.

Yeah, it is like a throwback.

It's sort of like a Y2K thing.

It's like being closeted here would be interpreted as being like, you're just the hippest guy.

In fact, there's so many guys that are objectively gay that get girls.

That's the version of being in the closet here.

It's a guy that's like presents as gay and then gets pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's actually kind of reverse.

That's a a real thing.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I know multiple guys like that in New York City.

Yeah.

Who are straight guys who are just homos.

Isn't that just the old metrosexual thing of just like.

It's an extension of metrosexual.

It's like guys that say jador.

Jador.

Yeah.

Like

guys like that.

And then they're like, and they're like, they're like, let's have a sleepover.

And then they try to fuck.

Wait, so yeah.

So, wait, why did the Miata become synonymous with being being gay?

Because it was it had I remember Corky Romano drove one.

Do you remember that Chris Catan vehicle, Courtney Romano?

Oh, I remember Corky Romano.

Yeah, yeah.

That movie was terrible.

Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.

It's actually pretty funny.

It's actually pretty good.

You should revisit it.

The scene where his illiterate brother is trying to order ice cream, very funny.

There's like three.

Flavors of ice cream and he can't read.

And it's like chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

And he's like, yeah, let me get get the fucking pistachio.

Because he's like a mafia guy.

But like, there are only three flavors.

When did this movie come out?

I went to the 97 or something.

Yeah, whatever.

But he drove a Miata.

It was later than that.

I think it was probably like 2002, you think?

I think maybe 97 sounds right to me, but I don't know.

No, no, no.

It's probably later than that.

Yeah, it's probably 2000.

Yeah.

Well, post-pre-9-11 is an important distinction, I think.

Yeah, those are different.

So it had a girly body shape.

Yeah, it was...

They were really really trying to make a car that looked like the Lotus Alan.

It was a Japanese car doing an impression of a British man.

So that's where it is.

And a little bit of MG.

And it was a whole thing, like

masculinity has always been associated with hard edges.

Right.

Right angles, stuff stiffs.

A car, as Jeremy Clarkson said, designed by somebody who only has a ruler.

But then you have this very curvaceous, kind of pretty shape.

And, you know,

men who are very insecure about their sexuality, who spend their nights cleaning and recleaning the same gun.

People who really like that country song, I'll just be here all night cleaning my gun.

I'm going to kill my daughter's boyfriend.

Right, yeah.

Oh, guys that show their daughter's boyfriend the gun before the date.

Yeah.

That's a really good Google image search are dads with guns on prom night.

Yeah.

There's like all these pictures of guys like I'm going to come to their daughter

their daughter and the date and them and their gun.

I'm I literally got to splatter the brains of your child all over the wall because I have some pedophilic nature about my own daughter.

Because only I can end her virginity.

Only I can make her bust.

But you'll say, now Miatas have turned the corner.

There's still Miatas.

Now they're for Sebastian Maniscalco.

Now they're for Sebastian Maniscalco.

They used to be for Queas.

And now

they got an Italian version of it.

They got an even more Italian version.

When it was one Italian car, that wasn't enough for me.

But now there's two.

Now there's two different kinds of Italian cars I could drive.

Yeah, why not?

Are you guys familiar with Sebastian Man Escalc?

Yeah, he was an Irishman, right?

Flying Irish.

He was in the Irishman.

He was.

When is he in the Irishman?

He's in the Irishman.

He does crazy jobs.

What's his name?

He has a nickname.

Hold on, none of us.

He got got in there.

In that movie.

He gets God.

I watched The Irishman twice, and I somehow did not catch it either.

You know when Robin does such a good restaurant and is like,

I can't do an impression for the job like this, you're going to need two guns.

Yeah, one you use.

And he goes in and shoots everybody.

Sebastian Mascara goes, Hey, how about tree guns?

What if you had three of them?

Is that the same?

I honestly don't remember anything.

I did watch it.

He plays Joe Gallo.

Crazy.

Yeah.

That's it's doing nothing for me.

I remember, what's the fat guy's name?

The fat Albanian guy?

Action Bronson.

Yeah, Crazy Joe Gallo.

Yeah.

Action Bronson plays the

coffin.

The coffin salesman.

Yeah.

Yeah, that guy.

That guy's cool.

I like him.

We're going to have him on the show, and he's going to teach Adam how to eat food on camera.

Yeah.

Because

we've got to figure out broad appeal

to get

everybody to love Adam.

See, I wish I could learn that whole skill of that James Gandalfini skill of eating food on camera.

Yeah.

Just always making it look like the most fucking scrumptious looking meal.

You know what I always wondered about the Sopranos is do you think he had to come into ADR like nose sounds?

Yeah, it was always the nose whistle when he was.

Yeah.

He would have to come in and sit in the booth with an editor and just like...

Is that good?

Do you want it again or what?

Do you think so?

I mean, I don't see why not.

I don't know.

See, I'm

like,

I'm truly the worst of all interviewers because I'll pitch something as like a half-assed bit and then throw it to you and be like, what do you think about that?

You want to riff on that?

Why don't you

take a bite out of that?

Why don't you make something happen with that shitty idea?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We all like to do it.

You can take the one sniff.

It's like giving a homeless person your rice from Panda Express.

You eat all the meat off the top and you're like, oh, no, I'm a good guy.

How about I'll give this bum rice that I don't like.

Yeah, it's all congealed.

Just so you know, it's for the garbage.

Yeah, there's a couple of carrot cubes in there and some peas.

Not orange chicken, but all of the glaze just sat at the bottom.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, this is good for your fucking.

It's like a Yoplay yogurt you didn't shake up.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

And stir.

Yeah, your dying heart will pump this right down to your ankles immediately, pal.

So, yeah, I like the Sebastian Man Scalgle.

That was a good bit about an actor drives something else.

Okay, what about a guy?

What about Odome from The Color Purple?

I'm unfamiliar.

Is that the color purple?

I don't remember.

Odime is

Whoopi Goldberg's character in Ghost.

Now I'm thinking about movie, but the way my mind went is

thinking about movie characters' cars, and then I thought of like, oh, famous cars driven by movie characters.

And then the first thing I remembered was when they tried to bring back the Ford Thunderbird, and they put it in a James Bond movie.

That's my dad's favorite car.

Really?

Like a 2003?

Eighth-generation.

2003 Firebird.

Yeah, yeah.

All it is is a Lincoln 3.

What was that?

What was that?

It's a Lincoln Mark VII.

What was that?

Or a Lincoln Mark 8?

It looks so crap.

Mark 7 is the Fox body.

Okay.

Yeah.

That was the way they liked circle headlights, right?

Yes, but

what was that design thing called?

It's some sort of like new retro.

Yeah, but

it's like a PT Cruiser.

It was the one right after.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That was like a standalone because

the focus came out around the same time, right?

And that one was like

New Edge or what was the name of it?

Well, New Edge is what his Mustang is.

Yeah, yeah.

And then

SN95,

there's SN95 New Edge.

Yeah, it's like right on the line.

We're so deep.

This is like so deep in the car culture.

Yeah, but here's

a couple of things.

In about 10 seconds, I'll find a way to make it about Chinese people.

That's what these people want.

Has China been able to make a drivable car?

Yes, now.

Jason Torchinsky from Jalopnik ordered a car from China and it came from a crate.

And it's on their YouTube channel.

There is this.

One of the boxes with the little metal handle.

You just open it and Bart Simpson is catching a ride from

the Hong Chi okay thank you number one.

Good luck.

LX.

He had this thing and General Tso's motor.

Yeah.

I feel so, it's so interesting to be on this podcast and wanting to join in and riff with you guys.

Yeah.

Know that I'm in a different world on the internet, that I can't do what you do.

It's all one world.

That's the thing.

I've been watching a lot more

black people content from the early 1990s, and I found out that it's all one world.

Oh, yeah.

And we're all living in it.

Yeah, it's true.

You know, and we all need to

link arms around the globe.

Remember when they tried to do that?

I remember.

Yeah.

When they tried to do that.

What moments America was?

Just the dumbest thing possible.

Yeah.

That's that's a dumb idea.

What was that supposed to do?

Yeah.

This is going to prove a point.

You made the biggest fucking conga line in history.

Dream achieved, Martin Luther Kid.

You can come back to life now.

Now you guys can shut up.

Yeah.

It's like no more triple play Red Rover against a fucking jolly green giant or some shit.

Yeah, take that hit.

Wait, so what's this Chinese car we're hearing about?

I'd have to look it up, but there's a specific segment for like your grandparents who have cataracts all cloudy.

They can't see too far ahead, but we will make a car for them.

It's essentially a golf cart.

A very small car, smaller than a Japanese key car.

And

it is, it goes like 35.

And if you picture a vehicle from Richard Scary's Busy World.

Wow.

See, this is what I mean.

It's all one world.

Yeah, we're just talking about it.

I don't know if it was on camera or not.

No, it was not on camera.

It was on the tour with Mike.

Yeah.

When we're not doing a show, we just talk about baby stuff.

Yeah.

We're talking about

charge our banks before we start the episode.

What if they look how to Boston up at babies?

Wait, so they've

got a city pool with

that.

America, we got to get we're they made a 35 mile an hour car.

Like, we're fucked at this point.

They don't need us at all.

Well,

we're unsure, like,

on a long enough timeline,

trucks like the Great Wall, which is a real name for a truck.

It's called the Great Wall.

Wow.

That I saw in New Zealand, but haven't gotten a chance to drive yet.

Real quick, China needs to chill out with the fucking Great Wall.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I mean, we don't even...

It happened.

We don't even talk about the Freedom Tower, and it was built.

six years ago.

Yeah.

Nobody's like, the fucking Freedom Tower.

China's been like just really just sucking their own dick over this wall for like 8,000 years now.

It is a wonder of the world.

But it's their version of the fucking linking arms bullshit.

What if we made big wall?

You know, it's like, who gives a fuck?

And still now, they can build an entire city overnight.

They can build a 30 million

person city.

Yeah.

What's up in the fucking blink of an eye?

No one's even heard the name of it.

And they're still going off about this fucking wall.

Yeah.

Anyways.

Anyways, so that's.

That's the end of the China corner.

So this car sucks or it's cool?

Or you want to drive it?

Well, I want to drive everything.

So, yeah.

Is that your rating system?

Sucks, cool, or I need to drive it.

It's a box I haven't checked yet.

Yeah.

And I got to figure out what it is.

I saw him in New Zealand.

I was talking to a trady down there.

And he told me that.

What is a tradey?

Is that like a race?

Oh, okay.

They're a race trader, like an Australian trader.

A tradie.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, I only hang out with the Spanish folks.

Yeah, I've been excommunicated for my

Yeah, they don't really I'm a tradie.

I'm a trader.

I'm a race trader.

Yes.

Yes, I fucking hate white people.

I can't stand them.

I can't just Abos for me, thanks.

Yeah, just just me and my Abo friends.

No, there it's the Maoris.

Yeah.

That's New Zealand.

Yeah, I learned that

in New Zealand.

I traded in New Zealand.

Oh, this is New Zealand.

Yeah, I learned the heck, and I'm like, I'm done with white shit.

I asked myself, like,

why?

What are even white people?

What are they?

What even are they?

Yeah.

Absolute garbage.

That trash.

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Mazla Miadas.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know how some people want to fuck cars?

Yeah, that's like a better scene.

Well, real quick, do you think there's a guy that wants to fuck Miatas that just constantly has to explain?

He's like, yeah, but I'm not gay, though.

I just want to fuck the car.

Her name is Heather.

Yeah.

The car is a girl.

It's not gay.

Well, I mean, there's clearly going to be that guy looking for somebody on Patreon who can draw that exact scenario.

Yeah.

OnlyFans or something.

Now another.

I didn't realize that.

Yeah, one added show will be $50 a month.

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Adam, sorry, go ahead.

Carry on with your interview.

You're doing great, by the way.

Yeah, that's good, man.

This is way better than when we had Mike Balandic on.

He refused to talk to us about his grandfather.

We just kept asking

our

friend who's definitely on the spectrum, who doesn't like talking about his family, about whether or not he's been fishing with his grandfather.

Whether or not his grandfather showed him his dick on a boat while they were fishing.

Not show, but you know.

Accidentally saw now.

You've been on a boat with somebody.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, like that kind of.

And you know these old fellas, they got big old things.

You know, they got big old things.

Like an Alfred Hitchcock outline.

Kind of.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And when they really get in there and they're working working that knife through the fish, you know.

Yeah.

And you're like, wow.

Everything's shifting side to side.

The boat's making you seasick.

So he's had a great message, anyways.

And I'm asking him this.

And

he's like, I don't know, dude.

I don't know.

I don't fucking know, dude.

Yeah.

We were trying to really throw gold at him.

But, you know, we learned our lesson there.

We thought that would have been a good interview.

We thought it'd be a good idea to have a friend who we pretty much only hang out while we're intoxicated and he's intoxicated as well.

Yeah, we did a lot of drugs with this guy.

So maybe misinterpreted the kind of rapport that we had.

But I'll tell you what, this guy.

We should have been doing drugs.

We're going to turn Adam and this guy's going to be the greatest talk show host of all time.

Yeah.

So

that's going to be the dick cabinet of his generation.

Swinging him well.

Swinging him up.

That's the goal right now.

Swinging a miss with the last one.

But this one, he's crushing it.

I think we're having a real

crushing.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I wonder how much of the footage we're going to use from before, but

I don't want to repeat stuff.

Yeah, don't repeat stuff.

Then we'll throw away.

We repeat stuff in our area all the time.

All the time.

What's your guys' favorite video?

Maybe we'll find a nice.

Real quick, we'll find a nice edit point.

It's like,

why don't we take a walk?

A lovely constitutional and come back and murder.

I would like to look off.

And welcome back from your walk, guys.

Whoa, what a good one.

Oh, you're rejuvenated.

Michelle, do you hear that part?

What are we at?

39 minutes?

That's where you put the, you can cut the other stuff in.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool.

You guys, the show, fans of the show ignore that part.

That part's for Michelle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There we go.

But, Michelle, no, I'm just kidding.

Anyway,

where were we?

So.

Oh, yeah.

You were telling me.

So you think you're, in your estimation, you're the most proud of your PG Cruiser episode that you guys did?

Yeah, I think we really bridged the gap between

talking about

a cannonball run almost of American literature and postmodernism, and the which was a thing I used to do when I was a substitute teacher in English class.

And I had like an AP class because I love teaching English because that's my degree and I can teach it and I can go in and eventually, yeah, became a teacher.

So, I could explain to students very quickly

the four phases of

American cultural movements

from

like 1780 to 1955, I think.

You got black and white Mickey Mouse.

Yeah, yeah.

Then you got Mickey Mouse with the bigger ears.

Bigger ears.

You got Color Mickey.

And then you got,

what's the, what's the, I don't know, the fourth one.

Grimace.

No, that's hamburgler.

That's hentai.

That's McDonald's.

Okay.

Hentai?

That's the fourth one.

That's the era era we're in now.

We're in the hentai era right now.

Sorry, I interrupted.

I don't know.

It's like hentai and tentacle porn is so mainstream, people do car wraps of it now.

People are just like, eh.

Nobody cares.

Remember hookups?

What was that?

It was a skateboard company that had sexy anime girls

on their t-shirts.

I remember I asked my parents for a hookup t-shirt.

It was so opposite.

I was afraid of that stuff.

I was like, fuck,

this is entering way too cool territory.

My dad yelled at me.

He's like, what?

How old were you?

Yellow.

How old were you when you saw Bible Black for the first time?

Saw what?

The anime Bible Black.

I've never seen it.

Oh, that's the one where

an anime girl, her clit grows into a dick.

And then she starts having sex with other women, and their clits get really big and turn into dicks.

Wow.

No, I've never seen that, but I got to go check it out.

Worthy of touch.

Do you think that was a precursor for trans acceptance?

I think so.

And to that point, I think Style Project and Ebomb's World were also one because that's where you could find stuff like that.

Yeah.

I used to look at a website called eFucked.com.

Have you seen it?

We've talked a lot about it a lot.

Do you remember E-Fucked?

Is that like Web 1.0, like early 2000s?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

EFUCKT was a classic.

Yeah, you see all types of bloops.

I knew Fugly Bloops.

Bloops was another one.

Bloops and Spoofs.

Yeah.

Yeah, there was a video on there of a a lady that, I don't know, she's a porn star, so shooting porn.

She had to go shoot porn.

She made the mistake of eating just like six servings of fucking onion rings before.

And then she started throwing up.

She's throwing up fucking onion rings everywhere.

She's like, I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

There's one that starts off.

It's a shot of two women on a bed, and

they're fucking themselves with

eels.

Yeah,

that's a pretty famous.

And then it pans the wide shot, and the man comes into view, and he's got a puffer fish, and he's sticking his cock in his mouth.

So funny.

There's no context.

There's no extra.

It's really,

it was perhaps the funniest website.

Yeah.

Did you ever see that one video?

It's like

World's Biggest Cum.

And it's like this guy.

With the giant balls?

With giant balls.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's a swollen nutsack.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he just, it's preposterous amounts of calm.

Yeah.

And you just can't help but laugh at him.

Like, he's not hard anymore.

It's just.

Well, it's a prop.

It's not.

Oh, really?

Yeah, that doesn't

broke his damn heart.

He's not busted to that so many times.

Yeah, yeah.

You have to go back in the closet and

it's not possible.

There's no anatomical way in which you could produce that much.

We've talked about it on the podcast before, but there's a very famous video called the boo.

People refer to it as a booyah video, but it's a gentleman has a penis in a woman's vagina and both of his testicles are an asshole.

Now, that guy, that guy, what kind of car does he drive?

Yeah, what car does the booyah guy drive?

And he pulls it out and he goes, boo ya.

Yeah, his nuts come out of his ass and he goes, yeah, he goes, boo ya.

Booyah.

And I think I said it on the show last time this came up.

Yeah, but you said it's the first time booyah has been used in the correct context.

The word existed forever.

It's kind of like how lasers were invented in the 1950s and and they had no idea what to do with lasers.

Somebody just found a way to focus light in a certain way.

Yeah.

And then only after that,

they're still inventing uses for lasers.

Yeah.

But it was just kind of this thing that they discovered.

Yeah.

Booyah.

It was a booyah moment.

Language version of that.

Yeah.

Somebody came up with the word booyah, and they didn't know what to do with it until that guy stuck his nuts in that woman's ass.

Wait, so he says boo ya first and then crams his nuts?

No, no, no.

He crams his nuts in there.

And then as they come out, he goes,

so it's almost like, but as it's like, it's like boo ya.

He makes the noise his nuts should have made.

It's a really beautiful movement in the Roger Rapid universe.

Yeah.

So what car does that guy drive?

1998 Chevy Silverado Signal Cab

1500 with American.

Like, okay, it had stock wheels on it, but he got to have something fancy.

So he flips to the back of like Summit Racing Racing catalog and buys the cheapest ones you could get, which is the Summit Racing Turbo, like turbine wheels that every dad puts on their truck to make it look cool.

Like, that's that's what it is.

It's green.

Um,

there's a bunch of black and milds in the uh in the ashtray.

Overflowing never empties the ashtray.

Yeah, yeah.

Check engine light permanently on O2 sensor.

Uh, this guy's amazing.

He cut off the catalytic converter because

that's just a government scam.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

And just well.

right.

Gauchi invented the catalytic converter.

His voice sounds a little different than that.

He's not a grappling voice.

No, he's black.

He's a black guy that put his nuts in a white list.

But he still drives a silver arm.

He still drives that.

You got it right.

I ain't running no cats on my shit.

Yeah, yeah.

I want all the gas coming out.

Yeah.

I want all the gas.

He talks about his son a lot, even though he hasn't paid child support in like years.

Yeah.

He's like, I'm doing this porno for my son.

Everything I do is for my son.

Yeah.

Everything I do is for my son.

Except for these people.

He's paying the child support.

Because that's like the catalytic converter, that's a scam.

That's a scam.

And I know that bitch using that shit on extensions, anyways.

What?

She's going to buy him school supplies in January, bitch.

That's a lot.

In January, you buy school supplies?

Yeah.

What were you saying?

Have you ever been to taste this?

What is did it?

It's cum.

It's my cum.

I brought it with me.

Tell me what that reminds you of.

Summer camp.

Oh, it's horrible.

Yeah.

Diamond tap.

Ooh, that's good.

Yeah, it tastes like.

But Diamond Tap tasted legit good, actually.

That's like worst Diamond Tap.

Oh.

Oh.

That's horrific.

Yeah.

What is it?

I can smell it.

Yeah.

It's truly.

Oh, that's awful.

Yeah.

It's like it's like, what if you what if you kept a

like what if you kept a kiwi in your socks

for a week?

It's terrible.

What if I made sock liquor?

Yeah.

It reminds me of like if you go to a kid's parents' house and they don't know how to mix Kool-Aid right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How hard is it to mix Kool-Aid?

Oh, like the proportions?

Yeah, they got it all wrong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nick was just talking about Kool-Aid.

That's crazy.

It's thinking about getting back into it.

Yeah, like I said, dude.

Warm world.

Think about getting back into it.

Warm world.

Hands across America, baby.

Yeah.

All right.

The flavor is called Kiwai Mojito style.

Nasty.

So basically, they fucking, you know, made water out of an onion and then carbonated it.

Yeah.

It's like, I don't really like drinking beer because I'm trying to stay locale and it's the whole, again, coming out of the closet thing.

And like, I've got to still look good.

I'm not gonna get a beer gut like everybody else's dad.

What's it like being gay in rural Pennsylvania?

Trying to convince people you are.

Really?

Like, people, I say, well, you know, I like this guy.

And

it's like, um, but are is it guys on the apps?

Are they like closet guys on the apps?

Yeah, most people, like, who've I met in rural Pennsylvania.

I'm not fucking gay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so loud.

I'm not fucking gay.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like rural PA would just skip vanilla gay, and you're either straight or you're the guy guy drawing Miata fuck furry porn.

You can't just stop right at that.

No, yeah.

You got to go full tilt.

Right about now, if there's any furries listening, please draw some Miata furry porn.

That we need.

Because I know they're already drawing anthropomorphized versions of fighter planes fucking each other, so I've seen that.

Yeah.

And now Matt Top Gun Maverick came out, so I'm sure there's that.

Yeah, absolutely.

There's going to be like a whole giant movie.

Did you guys see that movie?

Fighter planes going to be a bit more difficult.

Well, a lot of sexual identities is just the interactions of mass media and autism.

And then it does, it does, like, people just happen to hit puberty.

People with severe autism happen to hit puberty

when something like Top Gun Maverick comes out.

So they get their first erection while at the movie, and they're like, it must be this.

F-14 Tomcat.

Yeah, exactly.

S-U-27, John something.

Are you a plane?

You like an aviator planes guy also?

Well, my dad was a pilot.

And that was like the big disappointing my dad thing because he really wanted me to become a pilot and be in the Navy, like all the males.

Oh, like a top gun?

Yeah.

Your dad was a Navy pilot?

Dad was a Navy pilot.

He almost got certified during Vietnam.

Wow.

He didn't see any combat.

Have you been to the Intrepid Museum in the city?

It's on

16th Street on the west side.

The USS Intrepid is just fucking moored there.

Yeah.

That's where Legs Looter body slammed Yokozuna.

Yeah, they got an SR-71 and an F-14 Tomcat on there.

If you want to go see it.

That's something you can do.

It's neat.

In New York.

See you guys.

I'm super spoiled.

This is like a weird YouTube thing because I'm super spoiled about...

I like the idea of things, but do I get to use it?

And that's like a weird thing.

I don't want to go to a car museum and I don't want to go to car shows.

Do I get to drive it?

No.

Oh, well, then I'm not going.

Do I get to fly the plane?

I'm like that with women.

Yeah.

I don't want to know their name unless I get

unless I could use you.

Unless she's got Nos and

I can go drift.

Yeah.

Oh, you want me to meet your wife?

And then what?

And then hand her fucking hand and leave?

No, thanks, pal.

Yeah, what does this mean for me?

Yeah.

I mean, it's part of that whole thing now where...

Part of being terminally online means you have to find increasingly new ways to monetize your existence.

And I think we were talking about this earlier where it's like that super pretentious point about you you

the society we're in now, it's almost like it privileges observing it rather than living in it.

And I mean, but in some ways that is living in it.

There are a lot of comedians who are on the road 52 weeks a year and they do observational comedy and it's just like you're not actually part

of society like the way you're not actually like it's strange to me it's like what are you drawing on?

Because they're just in hotels, you know.

Like, interesting.

Yeah.

I don't know how that works.

You know what I'm saying, Nick?

Well, I'm on the road pretty often.

Not your friends.

But you also have

friends and like you have a life.

No, I don't.

Is it that

is the thing that you're I'm just like

they're the guys that work so hard, you know, that it's just like it's it's baffling to me how they keep drawing upon observations on life because they're so

one-track mind in terms of lifestyle.

I I don't know if that really added anything to what you just said, but that's what it reminded me of.

And it makes me wonder, like, what is the process?

Are they going out there and just like sitting down on a park bench and observing other people

in a very in a very you know Henry James sort of way, just sit in the back of a room and watch people do things and turn that into material and you'll never run out, I don't think.

But the scale part comes in actually turning it into comedy rather than just being a thing you observe.

And like, I can't do, I can never do stand-up because I couldn't take that observation and morph it into a joke.

I would need to sit with it for God only knows how long it takes to write like half of an RNCR to like shape that into something that might somewhat be true for somebody else.

Yeah, that's funny.

That's what fascinates me about what you guys are able to do.

You're able to distill an entire concept into a setup punchline something.

Nah, I'm more just like, I'm Jewish.

That's basically my ass.

That's not what you do, right?

Nick, Nick, like, really breaks, unpacks, you know, social morrows.

He's a real artist.

Yeah, but I just, everything, all my shit's stolen from Alex Jones.

Yeah.

It's all just conspiracy theories.

What the fuck's he gonna do, you know?

Yeah.

Sue me.

How about you?

Yeah,

good luck, buddy.

Yeah.

I may have said it before, but I'm so interested in this sort of world you guys exist in.

So the world we exist is now interviewing.

Yeah, now we're talking things

that are into cars.

Adam's going to be the guy.

Well, we're going to have to spend most of the Patreon on making a Jay's garage for me.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm going to need to be getting, I'm going to need to be buying very rare cars

and housing them in Manhattan.

Actually, I heard Sony having an elevator garage.

Let me ask you guys this.

I mean, if you wanted to do a podcast at the Manhattan Car Club, maybe I could make that happen.

Did you know that you could get a DUI on a bicycle?

Yes.

My college man almost did.

But because he was passed out next to the bicycle when he was found, they could never prove he was on it.

Interesting.

Nice.

My question is.

Who got him off?

Johnny Cochrane.

If that's the case, can you get like there must be no legal way to be in a wheelchair and get drunk?

Interesting.

That's a good question.

Yeah.

Follow-up question.

How far are we motorized wheelchair?

How far are we from.

That seems like it's even worse.

Yeah.

You know.

I love when you see the guys that soup up their motorized wheelchairs.

I saw a guy in Manhattan the other day and he was like, I was like, damn, you took the regulator off.

You're going hard right now.

He was zooming down the sidewalk.

I was like, that's not street legal.

Just get spinners on there.

Yeah.

Just get feels from like a shifter cart.

Put that on those.

How

far away are we from being able to identify as I use a wheelchair?

And you just get to use a wheelchair and you can walk.

You have used

to be like trans hand.

Transi capped.

Transi capped.

Like those, like those concept Toyota wheelchairs we saw at the auto show.

Yes.

Those things.

Oh, yeah.

We were laughing.

You should have seen that.

They had these like the fucking

wheelchairs of the fucking future.

And they had these TV wheelchairs.

But they had, I wish I had a picture of it or a visual because they clearly made a distinct.

They had two different kinds of wheelchairs.

And one was for disabled and one was for fat.

There's like, you could see that they had different intentions between the one was more

shopping oriented with the little basket so you can have your lunch in there.

Yeah.

And going, did you remember like right after that, like nearby, there was behind glass the MM's NASCAR fire suit, like right after the fat wheelchair?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

One of my favorite moments, and I wish,

as the kids say, it was so cringe, but I didn't want to watch it, and I kind of wish I did.

When those Toyota-like hype people were like trying to get people excited, there was like five people in the audience.

I love those guys, and they do it all day long.

And you know, it's like, I don't think they're Toyota employees.

I think that they probably just get presenters, like people whose job it is to be a presenter.

Because it's like, I mean, that would be the most brutal job in the world to just go around for Toyota and like every weekend, have to do fucking 15 hours highlighting

the morning show.

Getting fucking excited for this and then like working the room.

They were working the room.

They were asking like really, really easy questions.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like multiple choice.

Like, Toyota makes an affordable SUV.

It starts, what letter does it?

We got, is it the RAV4?

Yeah.

The Supra

or the, you know, name another one.

It's like Rav4 says somebody like that guy in the Fedora when we were looking at the LC500.

It's like Fedora, like, congratulations, and they give him a gift bag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, what's the, what's, what's the future for

RCR?

Well, we want to get our podcast to stand on its own.

Okay.

So the YouTube channel's doing fine.

So we're doing the inverse from them.

Yeah.

We're trying to go to YouTube.

Which we don't even know how to post on YouTube, dude.

I'm on fucking Vimeo and I found out they're going to throttle us.

And

I'm scared of YouTube.

YouTube, that's the thing.

YouTube wants to be ABC at 8 p.m.

That's what they want to be because that's what the advertising dollars are.

That's what we want to be.

We want to turn Adam into, we want to have

fucking Odome from the color purple on here and have Adam be like, so what kind of car do you drive?

Yeah, what kind of car?

Because there are these guys that were lying about what kind of car you drive.

And then we've shed ourselves of the instinct to be like, hey, Odome, have you ever seen the Booyah video?

That's bad.

no more of that.

Yeah, we can't talk about the Booyah video, but we managed to do it once an episode.

Yeah, that's interesting because we get away with quite a bit on YouTube, but well, we don't swear, not really.

We don't really swear.

And also, I wonder to what extent anyone actually cares about the car realm of YouTube.

Yeah, yeah.

Because a lot of the time, it's me or us like self editing or self-censoring,

going back, like either taking something down and re-uploading something just because we're preempting whatever YouTube's gonna do and so that goes that decision goes into everything that we do do you guys have beef with other channels no no

and your fan base hasn't turned toxic no

is there any toxic car fan base does anyone have anything remotely

you know what i think it's the p if there is a toxic thing it's the guys who put their instagram handle on their car.

Or it's like they change, like, they tint their window on their

S13.

Excuse me, I'm being very specific.

Let's just say Scion FRS.

They'll tint their windows and put their Instagram handle.

They'll like do a few things and then put the sticker built but not bought.

But that's just someone being user.

That's not toxic.

That's just, that's like, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

You're exactly right.

That's just a 16-year-old retard that, you know,

that does the same things every 16 years.

No, I did the exact same thing.

I had a 2000 Dodge Neon.

That was my first car.

Three-speed automatic.

Didn't even have overdrive.

I think final gear, it may have been an overdrive, like a 0.9 ratio.

And I just wanted like everything.

I did like trying to express...

Like, I got to be better than other people.

And I watched Fast and Furious and everything.

So I put racing, it was black on black.

And so I put silver racing stripes over the hood, over the roof, and down the trunk that I lined up with a ruler.

That wasn't enough.

This was the early 2000s, so I needed to change my windshield washer nozzles.

So I changed them and put ones with lights in them.

Sick.

That wasn't enough.

The car came with fog lights.

I need a second pair.

You put yellow lights in there and make it look like piss, turn them out.

Yeah, that's cool.

And have just piss come out of it.

That'd be cool.

Yeah,

you're washing your windshield with pee.

That'd be cool.

They call me James Piss.

Yeah.

People say that guy is like, you know, like James Bond, but with piss.

My car sprays, you know, James Bond has oil.

Mine sprays piss.

What if in the beginning of Dr.

No, like you had another camera and it's just below him and it's just Sean Connery's pants turning dark?

And there's no reference to it.

Yeah, he just peas his pants.

I love the idea.

I admire your courage.

I love the idea of Sean Connery pissing himself.

Yeah, it's very funny.

It's a great image.

Their funniest mentality.

Entire movie, like they just hand not reference, not addressed.

Yeah.

And he does

Liam Neeson does that a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just they hand him his martini glass and it's just pissed black.

She's like Ralph Wigam like spreading.

He comes out like, what was the one where he comes out?

He's like, I think she sees the point.

He shoots somebody

with the spear gun and then his board shorts just start turning dark again.

And then they have to, this is after Sean Connery.

Roger Moore?

And they have to.

George Lazenby.

It was George Lazenby after.

It was Roger Moore, and then Sean Connery came back for one.

And I think then

Dalton, Timothy Dalton.

Roger Moore came.

I want to say Region Moore came back for another one before.

Maybe it was Dalton.

Lazenby was only one, right?

Yeah, Lazenby was just one.

Is it Her Majesty Secretary?

Her Majesty's Secret Service is not a bad bond, actually.

That was a very good bond.

Pretty good bond.

Pretty good Bond.

Yeah.

Adam, what's your favorite Bond film?

I don't know.

I mean, I've seen most of them, I'd say.

Probably.

I like Casino Royale is really good.

It is pretty darn good.

It is really good.

The only weird thing that takes me out of it every single time is when he checks his Nokia

with the very clearly early 2000s GPS on it.

I was like, all right, all right, that's right.

That's a normal movie.

I liked the last one.

I thought I was touched by it.

Where Bond dies?

Yeah, I thought it was beautiful.

He was a good man.

He just looks so done.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

He's a Bond.

He's fucking done for the last three movies.

He's a good man.

He wants nothing more than not be James Bond anymore.

And then they're backing up the fucking rinks truck to his house.

It's like, oh, for fuck's fucking fuck.

Why am I having to.

But they just...

Yeah, those movies are weird.

Well, it's got to be weird to be a Bond guy anymore.

Yeah.

I mean, you got to be like a.

Yeah, I'm not really.

You got to be like an autistic Indian guy to be like,

I love James Bond.

For me, James Bond is like the show entourage.

It's like I don't try to see all of them, but I just happen to have seen all of them.

It's a good casual movie.

I don't even know if I've seen all.

You've seen every James Bond movie?

I've seen almost everyone.

Maybe not everyone.

Wow.

There's no way.

I mean, I guarantee.

I think maybe I've seen one of the Roger Moore James Bond movies.

I've seen a bunch of none of the Dalton.

I've seen at least one or two of the Timothy Dalton ones.

I think he only did two.

When I was a kid, he did two.

Then I've seen all of the Timothy Dalton ones.

When I was a kid, I did, you know, your teenager, you find you see the fucking Pierce Brosnan, James Bond, Goldner.

You see Goldner.

And then you're like, this is awesome.

There's 40 of these movies, and then you'll watch one old one, and it's just like.

Him doing paperwork.

Yeah, some British woman with a dumb haircut answering phones for two hours, and you're like, what the fuck?

What the fuck is this?

The very first Roger Moore one, yeah, a guy that's Chinese, quote-unquote.

You know, it's like, just, yeah, he's got an aquarium, and he's just being a creep.

There's like wheat karate chops on each other.

He's got a Japanese-style suit with no lapel that goes up to the top.

Yeah, and you're like, this is bullshit.

So, I sampled a couple of them.

I think I watched a bunch of them.

Yeah, there's a teenager, but yeah, I don't know why Dalton was like the first stop.

That was Living Daylights, right?

Because that's my favorite bond.

And I want to say, License to Kill.

That sounds right.

Was that?

I'm not entirely because I like I never saw him, but it's also a thing where Timothy Dalton also seemed, at least in my estimation, to appear the most like a James Bond, like you think of James Bond in your mind.

Yeah, because they were just trying to undo the camp of

Roger Moore.

I mean, he's like Austin Powers.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's just this goofy nonsense.

Right.

Even in the first one, they were trying to like,

he was like, oh, the boss is going to come and talk to you.

And he's like, in the very first Roger Moore one, I forget which movie it is, but he's like embarrassed that he has a woman over.

And he's like trying to hide that it's there and like money penny covers for him to distract the boss so the girl can slip out.

It's like, what?

Yeah.

We're trying to...

And that's the weird thing about like Bonds.

It's like they're trying to like undo whatever the last Bond was.

Essentially.

And that's what's weird about him is that looking back on those older movies, you kind of wonder wonder how they ever got popular in the first place like how is he an enduring icon when it's mostly just a guy doing you know sort of these silly stunts that I guess

he gets pussy

we like that we like that he saves the world but he also gets pussy and we like compelling interviews and I feel like Adam has nailed it this

week yeah yeah any final thoughts Adam final thoughts I mean guys I really appreciate it appreciate you guys coming on and I I appreciate the fact talking to someone that just loves to talk talk about what they're into.

Oh, thanks.

You were saying earlier to us, you're like, that's why I want to talk to you guys about comedy, but Nick and I hate talking about comedy.

I was staying, and I'm sorry, this is a name-drop.

Yeah, asking us about comedy is like if we asked you about fucking GoPros for like an hour, but they would love it.

They'd be like, this is the

hero ten.

Comedy is just a tool.

It's like, it's not even.

What's a good GoPro?

Oh, whatever.

Or what, like, like, when people say, what kind kind of cars you could should I get and it's Toyota Corolla and stop bugging me like you're not going to take care of it you're not going to change the oil that's going to last the longest whatever and if you want to talk about like actually caring about something which we didn't even talk about your idea with your gx gs470 we didn't go into that uh we didn't talk about the camaro 675 lp or 575 lp and all that other stuff um gosh i'm i'm down to do this again anytime guys yeah for sure.

So, we're going to really appreciate it.

We're going to hit it here.

Excellent.

And then maybe there'll be more content after this in a second.

Who knows?

We'll see what Michelle's up to do.

Seems like she's got a.

Adam, you want to say, maybe just in case, say goodbye to everybody?

I'm going to say goodbye just in case.

There might be more content coming through.

We don't know if it's going to be ready.

And if you want to subscribe to our Patreon, patreon.com/slash T-A-F-S, Adam Freedland show we're going to be putting up video content weekly sometimes bi-weekly we got big plans and we are only a couple weeks maybe a month out from the actual first launch of the show maybe a month and a half potentially two months we are maybe we are we are two short months we're saying it's going to be a halloween to remember because it will be guys get ready seriously

find out you are just weeks away from the launch and i know you guys are thinking this might be a prolonged bit.

We're going to say it's not.

And you're going to wonder, is it a prolonged bit?

But it's not a prolonged bit.

We're making a television show.

Yeah.

We are making a television show.

Bear with us.

It's a lot of fucking work.

We didn't know.

We don't.

We are in over our heads.

We don't know what we're doing.

So

don't get me.

All right.

All right.

They're on board.

All right.

Thanks, everybody.

Have a good one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah.

yeah, yeah, yeah.

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