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what get your fucking papers at what is it cushy dreams and what i'm like i'm not gonna say again get your fucking papers i'll get the stack out but i'm gonna be People don't like when I'm rifling three papers, you know, at the beginning of a read, they like me.

People don't like what I tell them not to don't like, all right?

That's fucking true.

Let me make something perfectly fucking clear.

Make it honestly clear to him.

People don't like liking stuff.

When I say don't like it, they fucking like it anyways.

And you know why?

Because they do what I fucking say.

Is that clear enough for you?

Yeah, that's true.

Crystal.

Yeah, right.

Crystal clear.

Crystal like Pepsi, pal.

Right like light.

Rito, skipper.

Crystal light.

Pink lemonade, crystal light, like you're a fat bitch.

Like you're a bitch going through menopause or me when I was 11 years old.

You're listening to the fat bitch judging podcast.

Today's episode.

Fucking.

Name of fat bitch.

What do we got?

I don't know.

I'm blanking.

Star.

Star Jones.

I'm five words into this sketch.

Carney Wilson.

Granted.

The writing prompt is extremely difficult.

Mama Cass.

Mama Cass.

Mama Cass.

This bitch, what?

She choked to death on a ham sandwich.

Maybe it should have been a diet sandwich.

Yeah, maybe if it was a diet crystal Pepsi.

Yeah.

Then.

How about Mama?

Can I see your ass?

That's a great question.

How about Mama Das?

And you know, in the book I'm reading,

Chaos,

which me and Nick have read.

I've only read the intro to that.

Mama Cass and I'm going to be able to.

Stay tuned.

Actually, guys, if you go to patreon.com slash come town,

probably one of Adam's best episodes

this weekend.

I got caught for pretending to pretend to read a book.

Yeah, now you're not going to take preemptive.

All right, let's go.

Listen to him laugh at it as if he was in on the on the show.

Back to Fat Women, Aretha Frank.

As if he was in on the channel.

Aretha Frank.

This happened an hour ago, and this little shit weasel worm.

He's trying to get ahead of the story by laughing at it.

I love getting ahead of the story.

As if he was in the first scum.

I watched the Alex Jones doc.

Oh, yeah.

You went to the premiere.

Well, not the premiere.

Did you wear a gown?

Did you wear a gown?

I wore a gown.

Me and Dasha wore gowns together.

Oh, matching gowns.

That's awesome.

And then we, you know.

Did you say tax the rich on it?

We're both

said tax the rich.

We're tax the rich.

We both tax my rich bitch.

Tax my bitch.

We both wore our tax the rich.

I'm on succession also, by the way.

You got on it too?

Who do you play?

Chance the guy cousin Greg fucks in the ass.

Chance Delicious.

Chance Delicious?

Is your pants

a pimp?

That Kendall Ray, through a series of contractual

weaselings, takes ownership of Brian Cox's ass.

Well, that show is too white.

I got to be honest.

I've never watched that.

That is not up my alley.

I've watched like three scenes of

just like snappy fucking dialogue.

It's a pretty good show.

I'm not doing this.

I like that show.

I need shows where people talk slow and dumb.

And they say, yeah, like or Deadwood.

They talk fast.

Deadwood's snappy.

I've been thinking about getting back in the middle of a ship.

But they say different type of cocks.

They say cocksucker more.

Yeah, a different type of cocksucker.

I also like when someone's dying a lot.

Like, this is kind of like metaphorical deaths.

They're all business weaseling.

I like when there's a gun and someone gets shot in the fucking head.

Yeah.

I've been watching the show Banshee.

Every show shows me.

What is Banshee?

It fucking rules, dude.

I never heard of it.

So I was done with watching Bosch, which is an incredible show.

God damn, the Manhattan and Brooklyn bridges are shut down.

Right now?

Over vaccine protests.

Oh, nice, brother.

Municipal workers.

Thanks for being here with us, Nick.

This sucks.

I'm not protesting shit.

I will never go to a fucking protest in my life, other than to take pictures of fat people there and post them on social media

being like,

oh, maybe you should.

We should have protested a diet.

Maybe.

the fucking enemy looks like we looks like we're at a stampede not a protest more like black

lives

butter

fatty

fatty and then i ride my bike home that's awesome yeah um fuck dude i've if getting home is going to be annoying i'm going to be pissed off is that why traffic was bad on the way here it might just ride a bike back took an hour 15 minutes yeah i will ride a bike back actually it's really nice out there it's a good day

Did it happen at Barclays?

There was like a bunch of people playing.

A bunch of people were like, let Kyrie play.

A bunch of people.

It was a Kyrie play.

Do not give a fuck about Kyrie at all.

Don't watch basketball.

I'm supposed to understand that to be that is an insurrection.

It was an insurrection.

Do you remember when Kanye said that slavery was a choice?

And then

a bunch of conservatives were like.

Let him be a slave.

We love Kanye.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We love his.

We love the Yeezys.

It's tough when you try to.

We love the chant.

We love

how he went there on the Yeezys record.

That has happened a bunch where it's like clearly racist people have gotten behind Nikki Minaj when she said her cousin's friend's balls got big.

That was the best one.

We loved her verse on Monster.

She killed it.

She really killed it on that track.

Jay-Zoned it in.

The Jay-Z track.

She killed it.

Where he says gooblins, goblins, googles, spooky things.

And also Rick Ross.

His verse doesn't get talked about enough.

It was also really good.

It was overlooked by the Nikki verse.

But the point

is

on Devil in a New Dress,

which is one of the most underrated tracks.

It's got to be hard for Kyrie, though, because

he's trying to be a hotep.

And now Republicans are getting in on him.

He's trying to be

high at the top of the pyramid.

So just the real black Republicans.

That's true.

But they don't want to

be with white.

Well, I guess Kyrie's not that level of hotep.

Yeah,

they're nationalists.

Right, right.

That is, they're just

inherently right-wing.

They're kind of like Japan or Israel.

That's why the hotep, like, there's no bad blood between the fucking

frog guys and hoteps because

they're basically identical.

You stay with yours, we stay with ours, type of thing.

Yeah, basically.

I wonder if Kyrie's going to play the...

The Nets got their ass cheeks shellacked by the fucking Hornets.

And they lost the opening game, too.

Oh, yeah.

If it wasn't for Philly being a fucking mess, they'd be 0-3.

Dude, the Hornets, it was fucking wild.

They beat them with Ish Smith.

It wasn't even ⁇ Lamello was on the bench.

The Nets' defense looks like dog shit.

And,

you know,

that was the day of the protest.

Dude, I'm going to go out and protest for Kyrie, though.

Yeah.

Although he's not helping that defense out at all, boy.

Nah, but he might have had a little scoring punch, you know what I'm saying?

I know what you're saying.

There's no way Ish Smith was stopping.

Bruce Brown.

So what's the deal?

So he's just not allowed to play or is he fired?

No, no, he's allowed to play.

So technically, it's New York's laws that are stopping him from playing, right?

Theoretically, he could play on the road, but the Nets were like, look,

California and a couple other places.

No, no, no.

It's weird.

It's just New York?

It's just your home market.

They can't stop you from playing as a visitor, which makes no sense.

Do you think the vaccine mandates are going to go away?

They're just going to fucking give up on that.

I thought they said that Corona was going to go away once we got Biden.

I thought the kids would get out of the cages.

What the hell?

No more Corona.

Yeah.

They were like, you'll be hearing about this Corona stuff, but the second Trump's out,

no more virus.

Well, that's because they thought the vaccines would work.

Yeah, probably.

But yeah, I guess this is going to be the next couple years.

So, and the Nets were basically like, look, we don't give a fuck.

But you can't be here half the time.

So, like, you can't just be a half-time member of the team.

which if i was him it's just like i would just get the fucking vaccine

because you know it's like you see your friends they all have it why wouldn't he just even if you're pissed off and also he's he's losing like 16 million dollars why would he just go on photoshop make a fake one so true fake it

that would be so funny

trying to fake it make a vaccination card

if this is spelled wrong i mean do you even like go to jail for that shit they just they say you can go to jail i figure you go to jail if you're trying to get in the country or something yeah but they say like if you rip a thing off a mattress, you could go to fucking jail.

Yeah, exactly.

It's a $5,000 fine.

Like using a government seal without permission is a federal offense.

So it's fucking touching someone's mailbox.

Yeah.

It's like, you know, but show me a jury.

I put that seal with wax over my foreskin.

Yeah.

Oh, nice.

So a girl knows my dick is

off limits unless you're a government worker.

Yeah.

That's respect.

I'm trying to get my dick sucked by a bureaucrat.

Dude, I would love that.

Some middle manager.

They probably sucked off by a bureaucrat.

I don't think I have.

They probably want people to lie about it.

That would be an easier way out for public health authorities of people just lying about it.

Yeah, you don't.

Because they can be like, oh, we have 100% vaccination.

And then it doesn't matter what happens.

That'd be cool.

Yeah.

It's like then they don't have to do this thing where it's like, oh, it's like, actually, the unvaccinated.

This fucking shit.

The way the

level of like how they everybody just seems like disinterested in what's going on now.

Yeah.

Which is like, yeah, the numbers are

fucking care anymore.

Yeah, exactly.

I don't care at all.

It doesn't seem like the CDC cares either.

They're just like, yeah, it's fucking, it's up or down.

I don't know.

We stopped tracking this thing.

And,

you know, do, I mean, just do it, please, or whatever.

You think Fauci got any like of the worst pussy of all time through being the CDC guy?

Yeah, sure.

He got pussy from Randy Rainbow.

He got pussy off of Randy Rainbow.

And And what's going on with him now?

Now people are mad about the dogs.

Randy Rainbow fucks dogs.

No.

The dogs they left in Afghanistan.

So apparently, part of the money that, like, so Fauci said that they were not sending any money.

Oh, Fauci.

I thought we were talking about Randy Rainbow.

But then it turns out, this just came out this week, that Fauci sent a bunch of money to China to do, like, include beagles in recipes, I guess.

Really?

He was finding that.

Yeah, all this research to figure out new ways to

flavors and stuff.

New dogs.

He wanted pangolin fettuccine.

Yeah, so he paid for that.

They'd been eating beagles over there and figuring out how to put them into lo mane.

Interesting.

And then he was, Fauci was feeding them to people at Tony's.

I hadn't heard that.

Really?

Yeah.

In front of those nasty works of art that he has.

Yeah.

What is Tony Podesta?

Tony Podesta.

He is like all pedophiles.

During the Pizzagate stuff, yeah.

That was like the first one.

These are real pictures of Tony Podesta's house, and it's like a statue of a child getting fucked in its ass.

It's crazy.

It really is.

It's truly shocking.

Yeah, Foyer.

That's fucking awesome.

All that spirit cooking bullshit.

Yeah, I'm telling you, I mean, you guys witnessed it, but that the Pizzagate stuff, I used to be a normal person.

It's true.

And then the Pizzagate stuff, I had like morbid curiosity.

It was the Pizzagate stuff.

No, that is what got that.

No, because

you were never a normal person.

Yeah, but in terms of like conspiracy stuff,

I was like, yeah, maybe the government did 9-11, but I don't give a shit.

Yeah, yeah.

And then the Pizzagate stuff, which started off as just sort of like a morbid curiosity, and then also like,

you know, like the, as far as like 4chan meme stuff, because that was like sort of, as far as like comedy is concerned, a turning point where it's like, okay, well, liberals like clearly are just dog shit at comedy now.

After like a decade of like thinking that comedy was, or humor was ideologically bound and that like conservatives were incapable of being funny, but all they were exposed to is like, you know, be like some rich asshole that had a writing job like 25 years ago that's like starting the Republican daily show right right right and then hire a bunch of like shitty open micers and then it sucked of course you know but then like you can't really compete with like a bunch of like children making memes of course if you don't know how to do that yourself

and uh and so pizza gate i always took as like you know half joking half serious i just like like to but then you start looking at what they're like some of that stuff and it's like okay well this is insane yeah it's like this is well this is there's no explanation for this and this is fucking insane and it's not just insane but it's like the kind of thing where somebody who didn't even have, didn't give one single fuck or was scared that they might get caught.

Yeah.

Like, they were so brazen with that shit.

That's why the Tony, I want to see some of this art, man.

Dude,

it's pretty gross.

How Tony Podesta, a Washington powerbroker, lost it all.

Yeah, and just how long those people have known each other.

There was like, there's pictures of the Podesta brothers with Denny Haster as like teenagers in 1967.

When he was a wrestling coach or something?

Well,

they went to some fucking State Department, like young spooks camp on some island in Japan where they train.

Really?

Yeah, they train like.

Because, you know, they do that.

Like, these aristocratic kids get

groomed, but they're born into this system.

Yeah.

And,

yeah, there was some weird.

In one of those Podesta emails, there was a weird email from some Japanese guy.

He had a toilet camera.

He had a camera that just watched you shitting piss.

Yeah, put that in the MoMA.

Oh, it's an.

Okay, hold on.

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That's so funny.

What's the deal?

The artist responsible for the work is Pippilotti Wrist, who's known for her sometimes uncomfortably boundary-crossing work.

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And I have long admired her work.

Dude, this is so smart, dude.

Just like fucking pretending it's art, that you're watching some fucking woman shit

respect.

It's crazy that that guy, Dennis Haster, got away with it.

Yeah, this is an email from this Japanese guy to

somebody, but John Podesta's CC'd on it.

It's dear Mac, I can't believe it's been almost 50 years since Camp Knows.

I've stayed in touch with Denny Hassard and Jan Edolt and Andy Dolan all these years.

It's wonderful to reconnect with you.

Or you posted in New York, love to see you, blah, blah, blah.

But yes, it's from all these like Podesta emails.

But their connection, I can't.

This is now going back like two years.

I don't remember the details in the specific, but this Japanese guy, like all of these, like he speaks.

perfect English.

There's videos of him.

But then in the emails, he's posting like broken English and stuff.

And then, yeah, also with that fucking napkin email, that one was like,

what is the explanation of that?

The napkin.

What's the napkin?

I found a napkin with a map on the back that seems pizza related, and I thought it might be yours.

Like,

you know, get back to me as soon as possible.

Well, it could be a napkin from a pizza restaurant.

Yeah, but why?

There's a map that seems pizza-related.

Like a map

strombolis are.

Yeah, how to get to the pizza restaurant.

Damn, I want a stromboli.

People used to draw maps.

That's the the other thing.

What the fuck is stromboli?

Calzone.

What is a calzone?

I know.

Yeah, that's true.

One is open, one is closed.

I believe a stromboli is open.

And a calzone is a closed circuit system.

It's all contained, self-contained.

It's like a...

What do you call it?

Empanada.

Big empanada.

Yes, an Italian empanada.

An Italian empanada.

Mm-hmm.

Damn.

Well, we got to the bottom of that one.

I could go for a stromboli.

There was also two at that time, like any like,

like, I guess, repository for information on, like, the Podesta shit and Pizza Gates, like, this.

There's websites which just could be removed from the internet.

Yeah.

And I feel like

there was this weird, like,

you know, void in which shit like that was happening that no one was really paying attention to it.

Whereas if it happened now, like, I feel like people are more concerned with screenshots.

Rich people can get anything taken off the internet.

Not anything that's.

Yeah, like Harvey Weinstein had that video of him beating up the reporter like wiped like really quickly when that shit came out.

You don't think you can find that?

I don't know.

I mean, like, can you find pictures of you fucked up dude?

A lot of these guys hire those like ex-Mossade like security firms.

And they just know how to wipe shit.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Which I'm having done after the show is over.

Yeah, this is so here.

Did we get come down?

You know what?

Here's PolitiFact as of last October.

Pants on fire rating.

Four years later, there's still no evidence to support the Pizzagate theory.

And it's like, so we just ignore the whole Epstein trial.

Epstein, yeah.

Epstein.

What do you mean?

What do you mean that it's in the basement of a pizza restaurant?

Yeah, you focus on one hyper-specific detail.

Yeah.

Or whatever.

It's like, okay, sure.

Well, that's what Pizzagate was, wasn't it?

That there were kids in the basement of that Comet Ping Pong of Comet Ping.

No,

the basement was always metaphorical.

It was a place where you fuck children.

It didn't have to be the basement.

It could have been.

I feel like on political campaigns they order people pizzas a lot.

Like that are like working on the campaign.

I feel like it was half a job.

Why are you defending these people?

I'm not defending these people.

I'm saying that there's real...

What do you think?

There's real shit that is documented.

Like in the Epstein trial, for instance.

But I don't think I think they're probably saying it's pants on fire about it being in the basement of a pizza restaurant.

Comet Ping Pong, you ever eat there?

No, I went to a music concert there once when I was in college.

They used to have

like DIY all-ages punk shows.

All ages, huh?

Yeah.

Young, dude.

Well, no, because I wasn't 21 yet.

Look at this.

It's just an outright lie, politi fact.

Four years since Pizzagate became a well-known word, there is still not evidence to back up the idea that Clinton is sex-trafficking children.

Wow, that's just lies.

That's a complete fabrication.

We all know that Clinton's directly are sex trafficking children.

You know that.

That is an outright lie.

I might get back in.

I love this shit.

That was a great time.

That was pretty funny.

Well, you were ahead of it, if I remember correctly.

No, I wasn't ahead of shit.

I believe she was really in the mix.

I believe Nick.

Yeah, you were.

You didn't sleep for two weeks.

Nobody's ahead of anything.

The only person that's ever been ahead of anything is Amber saying that Nate Berlaski is a pedophile.

And that was wild.

because Because she fucking

yeah she called that shot not only and because again she's not she's years she is not somebody that i i have known to ever like shoot from the hip on things like that and it i remember like being yeah because some people just say wild shit to hope they're right yeah they say a hundred wild things and maybe one will turn out right and i love being that guy yeah i love i love that

that is so much fun

that's it that was honestly i guess i i i don't know to what degree i should talk about the rough cut of that Jones thing.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, just really like the

that is all he is.

Yeah.

You know, and it's like, it's kind of like heartbreaking to, you know, with the Sandy Hook thing because it's like he does seem like genuinely contrite that he like hurt these families or whatever by saying all this shit.

But like,

like he truly believes all, like, you know, this thing happens.

And he's like, I think this is like a false flag thing.

You think he really believes it?

I think he really does, yeah.

You don't think he's just doing a show?

No, I don't think he's doing a show.

And that's the other thing, too.

It's like now there's all this like grift narrative.

There's this rhetoric of grift where everyone's accusing each other of being a grifter.

Because of us, by the way.

Because of us.

Yeah, we started it.

We're the first grifters.

Yeah.

Which is like this projection of this, like that, it goes hand in hand with this fake thing now of imposter syndrome.

Yeah, I love it.

Which also doesn't exist.

It's just that no one is as confident as they'd like to project.

And also a lot of people who don't deserve things are getting them.

Yeah.

You don't have imposter syndrome.

You're just fucking stupid.

Speaking of imposter syndrome.

Yes.

You go ahead and read your fucking papers.

Which one are we starting with?

I don't know.

Let me see here.

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Just do it right now.

No.

But yeah, come see me.

Tickets at stoppy.biz slash tour.

Detroit, Columbus, New Orleans, Tampa, L.A.

soon.

Keep your fucking ears fucking peeled.

And also, if you're a basketball fan, I do a basketball podcast with Sam Murrell called Pod Don't Lie.

And the season is hot, baby.

Shit is fucking happening.

John Moran has some of the fattest, plumpest nuts.

He just fucked.

He almost beat your Lakers, Adam.

The Lakers barely bailed out by Mr.

Carmelo Anthony.

19th season.

Mello went to number nine in the all-time scorers list, which is fucking awesome.

But

yeah.

So listen to that pod, don't lie, wherever your fucking podcasts are, you get them.

And anyway, back to Pizzagate.

What are you looking at, Nick?

I'm just scrolling through Twitter.

Nice.

Not doing anything, just waiting for the fucking read to be over.

The read's done.

Can I get a sushi lunch?

Oh, that sounds good.

Yes.

Off a man's body?

Yeah, dude.

I would love that.

Sexy guy.

I would love to be your fucking plate.

Have you ever had sushi off a woman?

No, dude.

No, it's a goal.

President Biden and I released the first ever national gender strategy.

What's the strategy?

Fucking Kamala Harris's national gender strategy.

Everyone's getting three breast implants.

Yeah.

Dude, let me ask a question.

Can we get hormones?

Like, because if you're if you were born a woman, you want to be a man, right

you feel you're not manly enough what if I feel like I'm not manly enough look I'm trying to get some HG

shit they should need to keep experimenting on other people with the mRNA vaccines not Americans

we go to fucking Timbuktu well don't don't other countries really want the vaccine they do so why don't we give it start doing wild shit and just rap we'll we'll advance the human race maybe five hundred years in the span of like eighteen months okay just by just doing massive experiments.

And then we get an mRNA vaccine that can turn people into Dr.

Manhattan.

And that would be fucking cool.

Yeah.

I want antlers.

And I don't care how many fucking people have to die.

I really don't give a shit.

We're going to fucking pump Africa full of those vaccines, give them all kinds of cancers, all we're doing.

India wants them, right?

Fuck up the Indians with the mRNA vaccines until we figure out how to code that mRNA shit so that it, like, I get keratin deposits on the top of my skull, and I grow antlers soft in the spring, and then the outer velour covering sheds,

you know, in the winter.

Every year I grow a new set of antlers.

You got to fight other antler guys.

Would that be painful?

For a woman's honor.

It'll be excruciating.

And also,

I'll be able to withstand temperatures up to maybe 15, 30 degrees colder without my shirt on, which I've, I can already do basically zero degrees Celsius.

Celsius, wow.

Yeah, 32.

Freezing, I'm good with no clothes on out in the woods by myself.

Is zero 32?

Through, yeah, through Celsius.

Yeah, zero Celsius is 32.

Through cold showers, I've got myself.

What the fuck?

I've also switched to the metric system.

So you're telling me these motherfuckers have negatives all the time?

Their shit makes more sense because it's freezing is 32 degrees.

Wow.

Yeah, freezing is zero.

Now boiling degrees.

Freezing is zero.

Yeah, boiling is 100.

I guess that actually does make a lot of sense.

Yeah, it makes more sense.

Wait, boiling is 100?

Yeah.

Celsius.

So what's a really hot day over there, like 45?

40?

50 degrees, yeah.

Yeah, 50, half the way to boiling.

Yeah.

Your nuts are starting to...

That's like a hundred.

That's like 120 degrees, 20 degrees or something.

Damn.

What's boiling?

360?

212.

212.

Interesting.

It depends where you're at in altitude.

Anyways, look, let's just get back on top of it.

Okay, all right, thanks.

Handlers, once a year I grow them.

The trade-off,

the country, Indian people, Africans, whoever we did all that shit on, they come to America.

They're legally allowed to hunt me.

But they won't.

Do they get a prize?

Well, they could cut my head off, put it on a wall.

They'll get like a cash prize.

So they're only allowed

not guns.

Legally, I would be considered an animal.

I would be legal game.

So what about having

your ass?

Would that be Bestiality?

Also, the Spirit of the Forest.

You'd be like, kind of like a middle-stage animorph, like not all the way to.

No, no, because middle-stage animorphs

I'd still be handsome.

He has one defined animal.

I also have a cool scar on my face and a tattoo of an eight ball on fire.

That's awesome.

That'd be pretty solid.

That's what I could do now.

But don't you think the eight ball kind of takes away from the spirit of the forest vibe?

No, I don't at all.

You don't think so?

Another one over here of a Harley-Davidson, and it says fucking

it says Merrick, New York.

Never

forget 9-11.

Long Island.

Yeah, dude.

Okay.

I think that is a pretty good look.

But don't you think if we did that, somebody in India would get the antlers first?

We'll kill them.

You'd have to kill them.

None of them.

They don't get antlers.

Okay.

Not get antlers.

I like six arms, maybe.

Oh, they get to be fish new.

And then, but that's how we figure out the Dr.

Manhattan shit: we're turning these blue.

We're turning them blue so that, you know, whoever wants to be Dr.

Manhattan.

But then once you make someone Dr.

Manhattan, you can't stop them.

Yeah, well, that's why.

They got a big blue swinging cock.

They got energy for.

Yeah, they can fly to the moon.

You can be alone.

I wish I should be funny to do Dr.

Manhattan, but make the dick just like slightly too big.

Not like, you know, cartoonishly huge, but just like just...

just a bit too big.

Just nice.

Well,

just where it starts to be funny.

Right.

You know, that's the way to go.

You've got a lot of options there.

Of course.

Make his dick too small.

Right.

I mean, just having a dick out is funny.

Funny to begin with.

Yeah.

A regular dick.

I feel like Duck, if I remember correctly, his dick is a pretty nice size, but not just closer to normal, right?

Yeah, it's a normal dick.

I mean, they didn't make it

to me.

It's really small.

When I see that dick.

Well, in the show, the

HBO show.

There's an old lady that wants to fuck him, and she takes out a huge blue cock.

Oh, she has like the Dr.

Manhattan brand cock.

Do they have a show where Dr.

Manhattan is just naked constantly?

I don't know.

That'd be pretty funny.

Devin's on HBO and everything.

Where a man's penis is out the entire show.

That would be awesome.

It's blue.

The entire show is just dick is out completely.

Yeah, and it's body paint, so you know, like the hair and makeup had to apply

the paint to his cock and balls every day.

And his ass, for that matter.

Yeah, I would have gotten a prosthetic, just a giant prosthetic.

Is that what you would have done?

Yeah.

Actually, I wear one under my jeans normally.

And when you fuck.

Yeah.

You wear it over your cock.

Yeah, I think

trans men do that too.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, just to know what it feels like.

Just to...

have a bulge, you know.

Again, this is the kind of thing that at me as a, you know, also, you know,

I'm not saying they're not men, right?

This is not me coming at it from any kind of transphobic angle.

Yes, it is.

I'm just saying.

Savar Zaki is on the record transphobic.

No, I'm saying men of all types, whether they were born with a pussy or they were born with a little-ass dick, should get

the things that modern medicine does.

So if that's like,

I find a way to add a couple inches of my cock to my cock.

Yeah.

If we can turn a pussy into a dick, we got to be able to turn a little dick into a bigger dick.

Why not?

You'd think.

Oh, Nick, I saw a picture online of someone that got that knee surgery to like break his knees.

Dude,

I gotta find that.

5'3 to 5'9.

I gotta find that form again.

That form is so fun.

Yeah, yeah.

Because people, they open logs of like their, like, you know, because you have to.

It's excruciating.

It's excruciating.

But I mean, it's beyond.

You can't walk for like two.

Maybe it was 5'5 to 5'9.

He said you can't walk for two.

It's beyond excruciating.

It's like basically going through a gauntlet.

Like these guys, I think they do this surgery in New York.

I can't remember, but they have to, like, it costs like a quarter million dollars because it's an elective surgery.

But then you also have to get a hotel room like near the hospital for fucking three months.

Right, right.

So these guys like come here and they stay at the fucking like plaza or whatever.

Yeah.

And then they get their legs sawn.

Yeah.

And then they're put in traction and they just lie on the floor of a hotel room on opiates in the dark.

Sounds awesome.

In excruciating pain, living off room service for three months.

That's so fast.

And then post it.

They can't talk to anyone other than the people in this like this forum where they secretly get the bone-breaking surgery.

But like the level of pain you experience, basically having your bones broken every minute of every day

is like

to get three inches taller.

Yeah, to become taller is like it's like a spiritual journey.

It's like a walkabout.

I remember reading about it because I didn't, I think Sam Hyde mentioned it in a video that there's like a surgery.

And then I forget how I found the forum, but I almost want to do it just to go through the pain.

Because you do something, like imagine, you know, like how women love to be like, men can't handle childbirth.

It's like, yeah, but men can handle that.

How about this bitch?

Where's the woman?

If women are so much stronger, where's the woman getting her bones fucked up?

Now I'm 5'11, bitch.

Yeah.

But no, that form

is fucking wild, dude.

Just like this, like, you know, reading those posts, it's like,

you know, never have I experienced pain like this in my life.

The days are getting darker.

I've transcended to another level of consciousness.

That's fucking wild, dude.

Yeah.

That's too much.

If it was like two weeks of pain, maybe.

But you got to be, and you can't walk for like...

It's $76,000.

Okay, I got that.

I could do that.

Yeah.

The doctor that does it isn't very tall.

Oh, he's just under six feet.

Yeah, but these guys are like 6'3 now.

It's crazy that you...

It's a crazy sacrifice.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true.

Dude, here's a before and after of this guy

standing next to his girlfriend.

Oh, no.

Where they're the same height and now he's taller than her.

That's so funny.

Yeah, look at this guy.

Oh, she also lost weight in the process.

I bet you they had a little deal.

Yeah.

I bet you they made a little

arrangement.

Bitch, if I'm going to be the fucking, if I'm going to be just in excruciating pain for two years, you're going to have to fucking hit the ellipse.

So, what do they do?

They put rods in your legs?

I think they just saw your legs and then put you in traction, and then your body fills in the gap with like an ossifier.

Wait, they saw your legs off?

Well, they cut the body.

They saw the bone.

They saw the bone.

Oh,

fuck, dude.

My legs hurt just thinking about it.

That's fucking insane.

That's insane.

We got to get that surgery, bros.

This guy was almost six feet tall, and then he got it to be 6'4.

Are you kidding me?

That's great.

He's already

slightly above average.

That's fucking insane.

He's so happy.

Look how happy he is.

He went wait.

Sorry.

He went from 5'11 to 6'1.

That's crazy.

That's incredible.

That's fucking insane.

Two inches.

Wow, dude.

I mean, look, tall guys do get unearned pussy cups.

Alfonso Flores of Dallas, Texas.

He got the surgery at 28.

He could also, like,

yeah, I guess afford to not work for

months and months.

He probably made a lot of money.

Well, that's the thing.

If you're already rich, it's like you should be fucking at that level.

Exactly, exactly.

If you have the ability to get the surgery, you're a fucking loser if you do get it.

Yeah.

Well, everybody's a loser for a lot of reasons.

Somebody's getting the surgery.

He decided to to go for 6-1.

Well, I'm telling you, it's just,

honestly, it's like, yeah, I mean, if I could snap, if I paid, if I pay, if I could pay like $1,000

and I'm like out for an afternoon, there's no recovery or whatever.

Yeah.

And I'm fucking like six feet tall.

And even then, it's like, I don't know.

Oh, I would do that in a heartbeat.

I don't know if I would.

I don't know if I would.

Because for me, I feel like that would put me over the limit where it's like,

you know, I would have to to be like,

then I would just be an asshole.

Oh, then you would be an asshole.

Yeah, now I'm like.

Oh, now you're Mr.

Lovable.

I'm charming.

It makes sense.

I see what you're saying.

I can be like tall and,

you know, a piece of shit.

I think, buddy, I hate to break it to you.

Go ahead and get that $1,000.

No, I'm not.

I don't think anybody's.

Honestly, I would not.

I literally would not do even that.

$1,000,

you snap your fingers and you're teller without question, I'm doing that.

Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that.

But the idea, literally, the idea of being in excruciating pain for months on end, and I have no choice.

I mean, I wouldn't want that, but if that were to happen to me,

I feel like I would appreciate it.

So much.

You'd be so happy.

If you want, I can mash your nuts with a hammer every day.

I don't want, you can't, that's the thing.

It's like you can't pull the, you know, it's like I like all kind of worse than that.

The idea of being in like a POW camp and being forced to play Russian lead or, you know, something along those lines.

I do think that is like a spiritually transcendent journey.

And I would like to be in the floor of a dark hotel room just hallucinating from being in horrific pain.

And I guess that's what you would call being a drug addict.

Yeah, why don't you just get addicted to drug addicts?

I just miss being drug addict.

Get addicted to heroin and then try and get off it.

You're basically going to be the same experience.

Yeah.

Or to have, you know, like some kind of just to be set on fire every day.

Like I said, give me,

you know, 500 bucks.

I'll come in.

I'll bash your nuts with a hammer.

Adam, did you read the promo code on the last one?

Yes, I did, sir.

Well, now we got to talk about Super Organics.

Super.

Wow.

Wow.

That's a great product.

You talk about some awesome products that I love so much.

Yeah.

They also, why don't you go to their website too, Adam, and tell us about the new Delta 8 they have?

Oh, bro.

Can I honestly, I love it.

That's what the troops use.

Don't forget the Kratom.

Talk about the Kratom, but also talk about the fucking other thing.

Speciosa, pronounced speciosa, and Kratom, pronounced Kratom.

You go to get superlief.com slash come town.

And Kratom gives your whole body energy, but for some people, it's like coffee for your cock.

Wow.

Or your vagina.

If you're tired from all the sex you've been having, taking super speciosa could energize you to fuck like a god.

Kratom is, in fact, a cousin of the coffee plant.

And usually I've been doing coffee before sex.

Yep.

So this is...

I love a nice big pot of joe.

But the problem is...

I love going on a coffee tea.

There's a problem.

Taking a big dump.

That's the thing.

You're in those guts.

And now all of a sudden you got a shit?

No way, sir.

Not with super.

No surre.

Not with super speciosa.

If you're an aging millennial with new aches and pains, kratom is great for pain relief.

If you hurt your back, pull a muscle from all the fucking.

Unwind with a glass of of kratom tea so you could have it after sex too that's pretty cool i mean it's it's it's it's what we call a switch if you're only jerking it and you develop a wrist injury you need a little extra push to get to come town super speciosis kratom will get you there come easy and hard with kratom kratom is the secret supplement that influencers don't want you to know about but they're the inf influencers don't want you to know about it that's interesting

jake paul jake paul doesn't want you to know.

That bitch, what's her name?

Allison?

The fucking blonde bitch that does the steals black people's dances?

Oh, is she the girl that's number one on TikTok?

Yeah, what the fuck is she?

I'm going to be there pretty soon myself.

She does.

Addison.

Addison.

Addison Ray.

That's right.

Yeah,

that girl's got talent for days.

And she doesn't want you to know about this secret supplement.

She's so fucking pissed off.

It's a great pre-workout supplement.

It helps you write jokes.

I imagine this is why you're so damn funny.

Kratom is a super leaf.

Its cousin coffee is just brown water.

So take that, you fucking coffee.

Kratom is like a lost family member that was recently discovered on 23andMe and only now getting the credit it rightfully deserves.

I don't think they find your family on there.

They do.

Do they?

Yeah.

I thought they just tell you where you're from.

Oh, that's possible.

Do you get your family family?

I guess so, if your family is also using that service.

Exactly.

So it comes in a tea, a powder, and capsules that you could put anywhere.

You put it in your pocket, your backpack, your suitcase, or in your ass.

That's how I do it.

It's depository style.

It's 100% all-natural, one ingredient, kratom leaf.

Kratom can help improve your mood, deliver energy, reduce pain.

It helps people feel better.

It's also used to relieve stress and take the edge off.

Every batch of Super Speciosa has a QR code to scan and view the exact lab certificates so you know you're getting a high-quality product.

So Super Speciosa wants you to come again

with unlimited use of their 20% off promo code.

And the promo code is Come Town.

So put that in at checkout.

So go to get superleaf.com slash Come Town for 20% off your entire order.

That's getsuperleaf.com slash Cometown.

Promo code Cometown for 20% off.

Well, let's not forget about the Delta 8.

Did you pull that up?

No, I was looking up Addison Ray breasts.

Can you see them?

I don't think.

She's probably got those on lock.

Because that's what keeps her content so

must view.

Because people think that you might get a nipple.

Let's see here.

Yeah, like Adam said in his beautiful read, they have Kratom powder, they have Kratom capsules, Kratom tablets, Kratom tea bags.

Wow.

I'm looking for the Delta 8.

I don't really see any Delta 8 here.

Where's the Delta 8, Nick, that you were talking about?

You know what?

I just talked to the guy on the phone, and he says they're launching a new website.

So we might have to wait until I know what that website is.

Okay.

But check them out.

You know, just keep Googling.

The thing about these guys, they have like nine different websites.

Interesting.

Which is not that.

That's how you know it's a good company.

Well, I think they're just trying to figure out their marketing.

Branding.

Yeah, because the Kratom is good.

Yeah, of course.

But I think that you know what it is?

They're so fucked up on their

semi-developed drugs that they're like,

well, they keep forgetting the login to their website, so they keep making a new website every time.

And that's how you know it's good shit because they're fucked up.

But it looks like all of their reviews on their own website have five stars

of all their products.

When people do that shit, so this one has 61 reviews, all five stars.

That's awesome.

So people love the goddamn stuff.

Wesley says.

Wesley.

Wesley.

Wesley says good quality Kratom.

Oh, he gave it four.

Wow, dude.

The only reason I didn't give it five stars is because it didn't do what Super Speciosa does for me on a daily basis.

So this is for the

competitors?

White Mayang Da Kratom.

No, it's from their website.

They sell it also.

So

the only thing that's stopping some of their products from being awesome is how good their other products are folks they're cooking themselves big mistake big this guy stephen h five stars he says it's pretty good

so take it from him take it from steven verified by dashana b

she says absolutely amazing finally found my go-to i'm loving having my mobility star star star star what is that her mobility

you fucking idiot what do do you my mobility and then a cuss word and it's helped with star star star star and energy that's awesome

i don't know if that's a curse word or a slur but apparently this lady likes it a lot anyway so that's so go to pet superleaf.com slash come town and enter the promo code come town for 20 off guys yep

and prepare to get your pussies absolutely blasted prepare to get your mind and your pussy blasted.

You're going to get Kratom in your pussy hole.

That's what I like when I fuck a girl, is to blow her mind.

Say really, say mind-blowing facts to her.

While you fuck her?

While I'm deep inside.

While you pump.

While I'm deep inside.

I like to just stay still in the pussy and whisper shit that I learned about.

Yeah, I just put my dick in, then I do a Liam Nishin impression.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm about to bust.

I'm going to bust.

Once inside you, I know that I only have moments before I bust

a matter of seconds.

I don't.

I can't control myself.

The only thing up to chance is whether it'll become or be.

Listen to me very closely.

I haven't done a Kegel in 14 years.

Listen to me very closely.

I already busted.

Goodbye.

You'll never see me again.

Listen to me very closely.

I already busted, but I don't have any money for child support.

You're going to have to get an abortion.

Mike, I'm shouldn't be able to pregnant you.

The last time I checked, abortion was still illegal in Florida.

You're going to have to tell them you were raped.

But you have to listen to me very closely.

You have to tell them it was a black bastard.

How quickly you put the spray paint on your pussy.

We're going to have to spray them real black.

So they don't know what this is.

I'm on the pill.

No, it's not a white bastard.

It was rude of you to bust at me without saying anything, but I'm not going to get pregnant.

Listen to me very closely.

I just busted again.

I I busted again.

I busted soft.

But I put black spray paint on my dick.

So we'll find a residue and I'll know what's up.

Fuck.

Listen to me very closely.

I'm gay.

I busted because I was thinking.

People are breaking into the hotel.

This is my one chance to let you know.

I'm gay.

I'm about to have gay sex.

I'm having gay sex with your uncle.

The man you thought was your uncle.

This has been my boyfriend for 20 years.

We're rolling.

Gay, starring Liam Meese.

Well, it's a shame what happened to my daughter, but at least I was having gay sex.

It's a new movie I just worked on, in which a man who is secretly gay, his daughter is kidnapped, and the moments before she's taken, he's finally able to tell her he's gay.

And what happens?

Does he get the daughter back?

No.

No, he goes to Ibiza.

No, him and his boyfriend go to the Berkshires for a weekend.

It's life-affirming.

Him and his boyfriend start a bed and breakfast in the Berkshires.

Well, she's getting raped by Serbians.

They have a sweet potato hash that takes over the town.

Originally, all the townies hate them because they're fags from the city.

But the sweet potato hash wins them over.

And they're finally welcomed at the gas station.

Sounds like an awesome movie.

And it's called Gay.

It's called Gay, starring me.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love Liam.

Pissing himself, being weirdly racist.

Having the biggest dick I've ever seen.

You've seen his cock?

Yeah, there's like a gif of him running.

It's like to his knees.

Seriously?

It's really incredible, honestly.

It's really amazing.

That's fucking wild.

I had him real quick.

It's quite amazing.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Dude, you're welcome.

That's all I've ever wanted to hear.

Liam Neeson Cock.

Let's see.

There's like a movie where he's running.

To be fair, gravity's doing a lot of work, dude.

What do you mean, grab?

There appears to be pulling the thing around.

I think he was in a movie where you see his cock.

The inertia of running.

I guess.

Look, it's okay, dude.

He has a big dick.

Yeah, I know.

I'm not trying to take anything away from him.

No way.

This is wild.

Is this really his cock?

Yeah, it's a fantastic paint.

It's like a rubber piece.

What?

It's like not a real paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's crazy.

It's unreal.

Wow.

Stop rose.

Thank you.

I mean, this thing is insane.

This thing is what we're talking about.

This is the size you would make Dr.

Manhattan's cock in your joke, Nick.

No,

it's bigger than that.

No, because Nick's talking about...

You know what?

It's funny.

Nick wants Dr.

Manhattan's cocktail to be slightly above Ellen.

There's a cartoonish size that I started drawing one time that it was very funny to me.

Wait,

Liam Neeson was in his underwear on the Ellen show, and his cock doesn't look that big here.

And he probably puts it in his ass.

He probably taped it into his ass.

He probably puts it in his ass.

He doesn't want to bring that thing around Ellen.

They call it the Belfast.

Turner straight.

They call it the Belfast talk.

Yeah.

We used to do it to keep our cocks away from the British.

Yeah.

To hide them from the British.

All the toilets in Northern Ireland are filled with

all the bad water.

The poison the water.

To make our cocks small like theirs.

And you wouldn't want your dick hidden in the bowl of water, so you tuck it in your ass.

Well, then, what's the point?

Presumably, you'd either be shitting or pissing if you're on the toilet.

I didn't think about that.

I didn't think about that.

We're not very smart people.

No, I guess it makes sense.

You piss into your own ass, and then you shit the piss out while you hold your daughter.

They call that the John Phillips Sousa.

They call it playing the Sousaphone.

And there's nothing I'd rather be doing.

Way the Sousaphone.

Oh, fuck.

But you agree with me on that cock, right?

Oh, let's just get that on.

It's truly a delicious.

You know, it kind of nice notes that it takes away, because you're talking about that running, Jeff, right?

There's a gif of him running.

He's fully nude.

He also has a literally perfect body.

Yeah, he's got a great body.

His dick is so nice, you can't even check out the body.

You don't even think about it.

I didn't even think about what his body looked like.

He's got a perfect.

He looks great.

Yeah.

Liam Neeson.

Is it in a movie whose cock is at?

Yes, a movie where he's running.

The movie's called Running All Night, and it's just him running around with his paintings.

Dude, if I had a cock that big, everyone would be looking at it all the time.

I'd be in a movies, I'd be in fucking.

I guess that makes sense.

That's why I'm holding you back.

My dick's too small to be in movies, man.

Yeah.

No, I wish my dick was bigger to just to flaunt it like

the best thing about that gif is how it's slapping, it's really slapping, It's slapping both.

It's fucking crazy.

His dick is awesome.

He's kind of the anti-Terrence Howard.

Yeah.

Wow.

I'm pissed off.

I'm jealous.

That black bastard, Terrence Howard.

This tiny dick.

He's not Terrence R.

Word.

And he's like, you know.

It's hard out here for a pimp

when you're trying to get the money for some

fucking

bean on MM's, I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's good.

Some double stuff Oreos.

Hustle and slow.

Hustle and slow.

That's good stuff.

That's really good stuff.

Terrence Harris.

Did you guys ever see that movie?

Yeah, it's great.

Is it good?

Should I see it?

Life Affirming?

Terrence R word.

It's great.

DJ Qualls is in it.

Did you read the promo code on the last read?

Yes, I did.

Promo code Comtown.

Also, remember to check out patreon.com slash Cometown.

Of course.

And again, we can't stress enough, Adam pretends to read a book.

Yeah, I lied

to read this episode.

And I really got called.

He got caught in a book.

And that deserves at least five bucks a month in a really nice way.

And this over here pretended to be Wishbone.

I'm more like, wish you could suck a bone.

I did actually watch the Wishbone version of Chaos, the Charles Manson CIA book.

Now, you were Wishbone in it, so you got got transported into it, and you were one of the guys that Charles Manson raped?

No, I was the Charles Manson dog.

No.

And I had a Nazi

sticker tattoo on him.

He truly was just raping people.

He was like fucking kids.

You know what?

This guy was a really bad guy.

Chuck Manson.

Yeah, he was a real jerk.

Also,

Lil Fella.

5'6.

Have you listened to his music before, his album?

No, is it good?

It's not bad.

Yeah, I bet you like you like Bob Dylan, so you probably think his shit is good.

It's more Beatles-y.

Let's find it.

Let's pull it up on Spotify.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

He got a lot of pussy too, that Charles Manson fella.

Yeah, he did.

He had a lot of

pussy coming his way.

Yeah, he was cool.

It's pretty.

It's not bad.

It's pretty good.

Yeah, it's real romance, though.

Real romance at all.

Can you ever live without the game?

You know, it's better than I thought.

It's good, yeah.

It's better than Hitler's paintings.

Yeah.

Hitler's paintings are okay.

Not that good.

They suck.

They're kind of what?

They're like landscapes, right?

If I remember correctly, I remember thinking, like, these are just kind of like blobs.

They're pretty boring.

I don't fuck with a painting.

I like clear, defined lines.

I don't like all that fuzzy shit.

Monet or Manet, whichever one of those motherfuckers, they can suck my dick as far as I'm concerned.

Which one?

The fuzzier one?

I don't remember which one it is.

Monet, man.

Mayonnaise.

Some of the shit is good, but some of it is fucking dog shit.

I need a nice fucking bold line.

My eye needs to be told where to look.

Yeah.

I don't want to fucking pick out the shapes.

You're the fucking artist.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

You need a Trump, Trump del Lo, Loil.

Trump de Lille.

I don't need that necessarily, no.

There's a scene in Sopranos where Carmine Jr.,

they're like, This is a fucking beautiful painting, Carmine.

He's like, It's called Trump L'Oil.

It tricks your eye, makes you think that the fruit is really there.

Yeah, Carmine, Little Carmine was a great character.

Yeah, the best character.

Ray Abruzzo.

Shout out to him.

What else is good, guys?

My balls.

my dick and balls.

Oh nice.

What?

I didn't know what a Trump leill was.

I thought you were saying something else.

What is it?

It's something with like uh I'm not gonna tell you.

Some art shit.

Listen folks.

I hope there's some fucking bikes available.

I'm trying to bike home.

Um

uh

well I don't I don't know.

Well, I could probably

could be.

Betelgeuse,

spell red.

Damn, dude, it's a bad.

BMW.

Dave is at one way to ask him to spell BMW.

No, that's wrong.

Gary the retard, spell red.

R-E-D.

Oh, yeah.

And they asked him to do it three times.

All right, question two.

We're just going going to do number one again.

I think he's spelling L S T

R.

I think he's spelling his name incorrectly.

He's spelling

Lester Green, because that's his first name.

But he's saying LSTR.

I love Beetlejuice.

He's the best guy.

Like dogs, puppies, that doesn't work on me.

A mentally retarded black midget.

Now we can talk.

That's like, give me a little calendar of that.

Yeah.

Just fucking beat sitting in a goddamn pumpkin.

That would be awesome.

Yeah.

He's like, I don't know.

I don't fucking know that.

You know?

He's just got candy corn around him, some potpourri.

Sounds awesome to me.

Yeah, that's a cute Thanksgiving in my book, in my house.

Invite him over, dude.

Invite him over for Thanksgiving.

You should get him up to the copy.

Beat Eli the rapper.

Who?

Remember Eli the rapper from the freestyle video?

Oh, yeah, yes, dude.

Man, I don't fuck, man.

And he just like like pauses.

He's like, Rosie O'Donnell, bisexual.

What does he say?

I don't remember.

I don't remember.

My dick is too hard to remember facts.

Freestyle club.

I just remember that bit.

How about Rosie Godownell?

And she's like, oh, suck your cock.

Hey, let me suck your cock.

It's me, Rosie GoDownel.

That's a good question.

Yeah, I miss her, dude.

Trump kind of ether.

He did.

He did either her, unfortunately.

She's a pig.

She's a fucking pet.

Everyone is like, I've never called a woman ugly except for Rosie Otano.

Yeah.

When he was on the debate, when he was debating.

On the debate stage.

He caught such a stray on a debate stage.

That's so funny, dude.

Imagine your enemy, like your dumb

schoolyard enemy becomes president.

I know.

Still calling you a fad pig, bitch.

Oh, man.

He really got her.

You just have to do it.

Did he do a press release about Alec Baldwin?

He probably loved that.

Yeah, that psycho killer Alec Baldwin has now killed a woman.

Can you imagine what would have happened if I had done something like that?

He really did that?

Yeah.

That psycho killer?

Yeah, psycho killer Alec Baldwin has now killed a woman.

Damn, dude.

He's just calling him a serial killer.

I love him, dude.

I wonder if he's like, I fucking love.

This time around, honestly, I would vote for him.

I know I said that last two times and I didn't, but this time I would.

Okay.

If he ran again,

dude, I can't imagine what a disaster it's going to be.

Yeah, this next election is going to be brutal.

They're going to take it away.

I really did.

I said it the last time, and I mean it, and I think it's true.

This is the last president, or certainly the last election.

They're just going to take voting away from us.

No way, dude.

Yeah.

A lot can happen in two years.

They don't need to take it away.

It's already set up where it doesn't fucking matter.

Yeah, but

you want it really dialed in.

You know, where it's in name, not just function.

I guess.

I don't see the

appeal of that from their perspective.

Yeah.

I'm going to write an RPG again.

Yeah, dude.

Now people are going mad at her because she said the trans.

What'd she say?

She just said some racist shit.

Oh, yeah, like Colin Kaepernick thing.

Oh, yeah.

Well, that was a while ago.

No, but Katie Kirk said she said some other, even more.

Oh, she was telling on her?

Uh-huh.

Katie Kirk was like, I kept some shit out of the interview.

Here's some other shit she said.

Katie Kirk's.

What did she say?

I don't remember.

No, it's just smash cut to some fat bitch describing her complicated relationship with her RGB bib that she was

stuffing her fucking face and watching Hamilton

man Hamilton.

Notorious RBG.

Goddamn.

Yeah, fuck that bitch.

She's in hell right now.

Yeah.

Fuck a judge.

Fuck all judge.

Yeah, she's a judge, dude.

Fuck all judge.

In the famous words of Lil Wayne, the judge is a bitch.

The jury suck a dick.

Yeah.

It's pretty smart.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

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