Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
The MLM model gets Bryan and Krissy excited
Then they forget it may require work and scamming
Your soul is the new MLM product to be sold!
Nat Pat lets you in on her very secret secrets
5D Energetic Business Coaching!
Light codes 1 was great...but Light Codes 2 is SOOOO much better
Absolute life clarity, from Brisbane
Nat tells us how to read
Nat Pat shares her 15 year old self was broke
"Call In" the $$$
Get rid of your poor friends
Call In some sex!
Debbie spent $2222 on Nat's course, but she made $2000 in her job. It's mathing!
Is this wisdom worth the money?
Nat shares her vagina pain
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Speaker 4 On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Speaker 5 On her website, it it says that she is calling in $250,000 a month.
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She's calling in. She's calling in.
You just have to ask for it. Ask the universe.
I've been asking the universe for a long time.
Speaker 3
Just claim it. I did find a couple pennies under my.
I cleaned my bed today and I found a couple pennies. There you go.
There you go.
Speaker 3 I called it in.
Speaker 3 I called it in.
Speaker 3 Hello? Hello?
Speaker 4 The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
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Aya, Gats and Kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break.
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley.
Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.
Speaker 3
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us.
You know, it's getting under my skin lately. Since I'm on a roll, I'll just keep going.
Speaker 3 You know.
Speaker 3 If you're,
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do you remember? It could be anybody. It could be everybody, actually.
It could be everybody.
Speaker 3 Because I'm really fucking irritated this week. It could be everybody.
Speaker 3 Do you remember when you and I went to, I won't name the name of the company because I think they might be a little bit legit, but do you remember you invited me to like an MLM
Speaker 3
seminar one time? Yes. And we walked into this hotel room, the hotel ballroom in this nice hotel north of Atlanta.
And we walked out ready to take on the world. Oh, yeah.
We were pumped. Woo!
Speaker 3 We're going to make multiple seven figures.
Speaker 3
Selling skincare to the to the plebes. We're going to figure it out.
I'm going to have a downline. 75 people.
Everyone's going to be selling skincare, skincare, skincare.
Speaker 3
We all need to take care of our skin. And these are the people that do it.
And I'm going to be the representative for North of Atlanta.
Speaker 3 And it took us about a week to come down off of that high horse when we decided there's actual work involved here. And no one wants to be involved in our little scammy bullshit.
Speaker 3 And so I guess this is going to work out. Back to radio series.
Speaker 3 Back to SEO.
Speaker 3 And that's about it.
Speaker 3
But that was not the first time I had been pitched MLM. I worked for a guy at a restaurant, and he had been high-level MLM in multiple companies.
Like there was like the egg.
Speaker 3 There was a ton of them out there. It was like the egg.
Speaker 3
I forget what the, I forget what it was called, but there was like an a big egg MLA, MLA one time. Yeah, egg made out of eggshells, all kind of like prowders and potions.
It was made out of eggs.
Speaker 3 Okay.
Speaker 3 Supplements.
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Supplements. Supplements are.
That's a big one. That's a big one.
Lou LaRoux, of course, we all know. Is that Lou LaRowe? Is that how you say it? Is it Lou LaRowe? Yeah.
The tights? The tights?
Speaker 3 Yeah, Lou LaRowe. Of course, they had a big expose done on them and Netflix.
Speaker 3
And so many of my essential fucking oils that now you know are just cancer-causing bullshit that you burn in your house and make it smell like hotels or whatever. I don't know.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 I don't know, Spencer Pratt. But anyway, the point is.
Speaker 7 Scott Disick.
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Scott Disick. Oh, yeah, that's right.
But I think Spencer was selling. Whatever.
He probably was. MLMs
Speaker 3 are scams, all of them.
Speaker 3 By their very nature, the people at the bottom get screwed, and the people at top win, and the people at top are always the insiders who manage to get hundreds of people, if not thousands of people.
Speaker 3
You get in early on them. Yeah.
If you get in early. If it's a really good product.
And it blows out. No, here you go.
Speaker 3 It's got to sell a product because if you're not selling a product, then it's illegal.
Speaker 3 But there is one industry that has now become an MLM, in my opinion. And I think a lot of people would agree with me.
Speaker 3 There is one industry that is unregulated, that does not necessarily need to sell a product. Maybe they sell a quote-unquote product that is taking the world by storm.
Speaker 3
And that is the business of your fucking soul. Your soul is now an MLM.
Life coaches. Oh, life coaches.
Yes. That are creating the problems that you desperately need to solve over and over again.
Speaker 3 Making you as neurotic as possible because they have the solution, which just causes more problems that then you need more life coaching for. Life coaches are out of fucking control.
Speaker 3
They really are everywhere. And I've noticed in some newsletters that I get, I am being pitched.
Do you want to take my course? Do you want to take my course? Do you want to take my seminar?
Speaker 3
You'll not be trying to change your life. Become the life coach.
Do this. Do that.
Speaker 3 You need it. I've got it.
Speaker 3
Whatever ails you. And this really, it strikes people at two levels.
It strikes them at a scientific, emotional level, like the science, the neuroscience of your emotions.
Speaker 3 And then oftentimes it mixes in some kind of pseudo-spiritual Eastern philosophy bullshit. It is clearly just horse hockey, right?
Speaker 3 Or most of it, horse hockey, picking and choosing little things from here and there and putting together, probably rehashing somebody else's words, and then building some expensive course that then you need to take to make yourself better when they are the ones, in fact, that are driving you fucking up a wall, telling you you have everything wrong with you.
Speaker 3
This really is getting under my skin because I see it everywhere. Everybody is a life coach.
And what I saw the other day made me go down a rabbit hole.
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I saw a girl that I know posted on her Instagram. Her new thing on her, the new description on her Instagram is Jay Shetty Certified Life Coach.
Jay Shetty. Jay Shetty.
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3
One of the most popular podcasters in the world. He's been around for a long time.
He was like Facebook video. Then he went to Instagram.
Now he's doing podcasting.
Speaker 3 He has literally sat down with the president of the United States, Joe Biden, to have an interview about pseudoscience bullshit, right? Okay.
Speaker 3
I'm not saying everything that Jay says is wrong, and I'm not saying that he doesn't have some wisdom. He probably does, but so do I.
I've got dime store wisdom just like he does. I can rehash quotes.
Speaker 3 One of the things Jay is accused of in general is taking other people's quotes, like the Buddha or Wayne Dyer. I read that.
Speaker 3
And then he'll put his name under it, Jay Shetty. Like he made up the quote, but he didn't.
They are very famous quotes from other people. But most people are none the wiser.
Speaker 3 So they think Jay Shetty has got dime store wisdom all day long.
Speaker 3
Jay Shetty putting his name on quotes is the new putting an inspirational poster in your office. It's all bullshit.
Hang in there. Hang in there.
Speaker 3
We rise together. We fall apart.
Ah,
Speaker 3 I got one. It is what it is.
Speaker 3 The hub months with the hub months.
Speaker 3 It's,
Speaker 3
you don't need anybody. You're generally, we're not broken.
We're perfect just the way we are.
Speaker 3 We've got our foibles and our coibles, and we got to, yeah, you got to work on yourself on this and that and the other thing. But that wisdom can come.
Speaker 3
The wisdom that's being rehashed in life coaching has been around for a very long time. And if you seek it out, you can probably get it for a couple books on Amazon.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3
Yeah, well, I mean, self-help is a huge industry. It's huge.
But the self-help industry, I believe, is making us causing the sicknesses that we think we have.
Speaker 3 In other words, they're identifying all kinds of, you know, I'm a hypersensitive
Speaker 3 left-brain quirk.
Speaker 3
I've got hypersensitivity. You don't have hypersensitivity.
You're sensitive. You're emotional like the rest of us.
You're alive. You're alive.
You're feeling things. It's okay.
You'll be all right.
Speaker 3 Go home and eat,
Speaker 3
go home and eat some Ben and Jerry's like the rest of us. You'll be fine.
Everything's okay. Settle down.
Speaker 3
We all go through shit. And yet, I agree that, you know, you can go through a moment where you need some uplifting.
You're vulnerable. You're going through a breakup.
You're having a hard time.
Speaker 3
Money's tight. Kids are shitty.
You know, relationships not going well. That's a time when you seek inner wisdom or maybe the outer wisdom of like
Speaker 3 a book that is.
Speaker 3
Or a trained professional? Yes. Or a trained professional like a therapist or a psychiatrist or psychologist.
But paying, and let me, let me explain about Jay Shetty.
Speaker 3 Jay Shetty's course to become a certified Jay Shetty life coach. Oh, God, how much? Close to $10,000.
Speaker 3 Close to $10,000. And then for a time, he was claiming that then you would be associated with some fancy, you know,
Speaker 3 you'd be on your way to getting a master's degree with some fancy university in the UK that he attended or had a relationship with or whatever.
Speaker 3 And I was just watching a CoffeeZillow, this guy who kind of busts scams and Bitcoin scams and stuff like that. He was talking,
Speaker 3 Bitcoin,
Speaker 3 Melania Coin.
Speaker 3 He was, he did like an expose on this, and he was explaining that they called these universities.
Speaker 3 And the universe, not only the universities not know what the fuck anybody was talking about, the universities demanded that Jay Shetty take their names off of the course and off of the materials and off of the website.
Speaker 3 Jay Shetty
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also claims he was a monk in India for four years. He never really lived in India.
I mean, Jay Shetty, like all these little things just don't add up.
Speaker 3 And then he's charging exorbitant amounts of money to make you a life coach so you can go out there and teach other people just how shitty their life is. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 Life coaches, like really good ones, and I'm talking like the Wayne Dyers of the world, who probably would never have considered himself a life coach.
Speaker 3
He was just a guy who had a lot of wisdom and he would like to share it. He was a good talker.
He was a good bullshitter, but he would put words together that made
Speaker 3 you think
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resonate. It made you think about your life.
And yes, you would have to pay, if you wanted to go see Wayne Dyer, you'd have to pay a price. A lot of times he would give that to charity.
Speaker 3
I saw Wayne Dyer and I paid for the ticket to go see Wayne Dyer. I bought his books.
I bought his stuff.
Speaker 3
I liked what Wayne Dyer had to say, but I never considered Wayne Dyer my life coach, nor did I consider him my God. I wasn't like, you know, oh, Wayne Dyer, I'm in the cult of Wayne Dyer.
Never.
Speaker 3
I just liked his dime store wisdom. I thought it was good.
When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at start to change. That's a really smart one.
That's a good one.
Speaker 3
But I don't put my name under it and call it Brian Green saying. It's not.
It's Wayne Dyer saying. But if you want to quote me, feel free.
Speaker 3 Listen,
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life coaches are irritating. And now everybody and their mother is a life coach.
And everybody and their mother is now making a
Speaker 3 seminar or a,
Speaker 3 you know, class that you can take so that you too can be a life coach.
Speaker 3
We are all just selling each other's souls for nothing. It's like, it's just crazy to me.
It's another MLM. If you get in early and you become a Jay Shetty life coach, then
Speaker 3 you can teach courses on how they can be life coaches and then everyone's going to be a fucking life coach. It's going to be no one left to talk to.
Speaker 3 All right, put them up.
Speaker 3
I'm being dead serious. This is craziness to me.
And, you know, I talked to Allison Hare, who's a friend of ours and a long time
Speaker 3 fan of the show, one of the people who helped to get this show off the ground, if I'm being real honest about it. She, Erna, I talk about this all the time.
Speaker 3 All of these, like this, this like prevalent life coaching, pseudoscience, neurot, be neurotic, kind of like everybody needs to fix everything that's wrong with them and, you know, overanalyzing and overthinking is making us more sick and more anxious and more neurotic.
Speaker 3
And we're never really getting the answers because there are no answers to being human. It's just the way that it is.
It's the way that it is. You know, David Lynch died?
Speaker 6 Yes.
Speaker 3 David Lynch was
Speaker 3 one of the,
Speaker 3 I guess you could call him the ambassadors of something called TM, Transcendental Meditation.
Speaker 3 Transcendental Meditation has also been accused of being kind of culty, and you have to pay a lot of money to learn how to do it, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 3 But there's many celebrities and many other people who believe in transcendental meditation, including the fucking Beatles, right?
Speaker 3 I mean, they were like some of the original, the Maharaja Yogi or whatever his name was, was teaching transcendental meditation. And I watched David Lynch's last video before he passed away.
Speaker 3 And the video was him leading a TM class, essentially, like from a Zoom call or whatever. And he was saying that, you know, the Maharaji one time told
Speaker 3 John Lennon, he said,
Speaker 3 nothing,
Speaker 3
no thing can change the world. And if you understand that, then you understand.
If it sounds confusing, then just think about it for a second. Not nothing, like no, but no thing can change the world.
Speaker 3
That's where consciousness lies. That's where humanity lies.
That's where spirituality lies. And then John Lennon took that and wrote the song, Nothing's Gonna Change My World, right?
Speaker 3 Nothing's going to change my world. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 3 So, Across the Universe, the very famous song Across the Universe was written because this was a conversation that he had with the Maharaji.
Speaker 3 The wisdom is inside of you, is another way of putting this. You don't need to hire some $50,000 life coach to fix things that aren't wrong with you.
Speaker 3
And I really wish that everybody would stop trying to sell me life coaching classes. Look at me.
I'm perfectly well adjusted.
Speaker 3
Yes. I'm a contributing member of society.
I have this fucking show and 40 kids. Everything's fine.
I'm okay. I don't need another life coaching class.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 I found a primo example of this online.
Speaker 3 I'm not going to rehash Jay Shetty's shit. This has been, listen, you can go and read so many exposés on Jay Shetty.
Speaker 3 And by the way, if you believe in what Jay Shetty has to say, if you think his dime store wisdom is good, if it helps you out, then continue the listening. If it helps you, then keep going.
Speaker 3 But you don't need to pay $10,000 to get some wisdom.
Speaker 3 When people gatekeep like that, it's to enrich themselves and they probably don't have the answers. I found a woman, an Australian woman, online that I don't know how I found her.
Speaker 3
My algorithm is on fleek, as Christina would say. And this algorithm has been showing this woman, Natalie Peterson, who is a life coach in Australia.
And she's also a light worker, Chrissy.
Speaker 3 Oh, well, any light worker I know is poor as piss. But this light worker seems to be rich as shit.
Speaker 3 Can you guys tell me what a light worker is?
Speaker 3 They believe in loving lights, lights, and possibly aliens, and some
Speaker 3 stars.
Speaker 3 Are they going to
Speaker 3 put the light into your Yes, they believe in energetic healing and the energy is. So, like an energy, like Reiki and stuff like that?
Speaker 3 Kind of, but it's their version of it so they can sell you courses.
Speaker 3 Okay, okay. Reiki is way too well known.
Speaker 3 They make up their own shit and then they make you pay $10,000 for it.
Speaker 3
It's just another way of saying they believe in energy and how it transforms your life. Not a bad thing to believe in.
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3 But the way that this is being pitched and the way that this woman talks, I think is quite, frankly, fucking insane.
Speaker 3
And maybe that's why we don't, you know, that Natalie Peterson hasn't taken the U.S. by storm yet, but we'll see.
I'd like to review some of that. Let's take a break.
We'll get to it after this.
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Speaker 3 I was just reading on Reddit, someone had posted a conversation that they were having with Jay Shetty's Instagram DM. And they basically said, hey, I'm interested in this course.
Speaker 3 You know, tell me what it is.
Speaker 3 And the person on the other end was like, oh, hey, you know, Jay Shetty's masterclass, you know, to really be a life coach, you got to spend two or three hours a week doing, you know, personal phone calls and all this.
Speaker 3
And she was like, Okay, great. Like, how much is the course? And she's like, Well, I think it's important to find out how much money you make per year first.
Oh, God.
Speaker 3
So, essentially, they're right-sizing it. And some other person says it costs between $150,000 and $200,000 to complete the entire course.
What? And I'm like, $200,000?
Speaker 3 And he gets a speaking fee.
Speaker 3
I'm sorry. It costs between $10,000 and $20,000.
His speaking fee is between $150,000 and $200,000.
Speaker 3 Don't you think I would be much more interesting for that $150,000, $200,000? I think I could do corporate speaking and I could just
Speaker 3
incessantly ramble on like I do here on the commercial break. And I think that the people would get more out of that than they would a Jay Sheddy's.
I think we should start the TCB Life Coach
Speaker 3
program. I think some people think we're already life coaches.
They're just, and they have real problems. Those people have real problems.
They do need a life coach.
Speaker 3
Natalie Peterson is a 5D energetics business coach. 5D.
5D. Remember they used to say, Trump's playing chess in 5D.
Like, oh, really? Like five dimensions? Five dimensions, including the light work.
Speaker 3 There she is. She believes in some weird combination of
Speaker 3 extreme and extraordinary capitalism.
Speaker 3 light work
Speaker 3
at spiritual healing. This girl does.
Quite the combo. She's on Instagram.
She's been pitching her shit for a long time. Looks like she gets some seminars and small hotel rooms,
Speaker 3
you know, hotel ballrooms here. And while most of her stuff is behind a gate, like you can't see all the real tips and tricks.
She's going to pay.
Speaker 3 Luckily, luckily, she is letting us in on some of her most important secrets, which I think you'll find really has more to do with money than anything else.
Speaker 3
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm strolling on the internet. As you do.
As I do like to do. Here's Natalie Peterson, Australian life coach in 5D Energetics Business Coach.
Speaker 6 Hi, guys, and welcome back to the Natalie.
Speaker 3
Did she give a Star Trek? I just did the Star Trek. I just did the Star Trek.
Nothing like being an energy healer and starting your video off with fuck.
Speaker 6
Edison show. I'm so excited for you to be here.
This video that you're about to watch is literally light codes to my modality. This is the second level.
Speaker 6 So first level was like, they learn some intricate pieces.
Speaker 7 They get activated.
Speaker 3 First level is like, you pay me 50 bucks and then, you know, I give you a little bit of information. Level two is where I really suck you dry for everything you're worth.
Speaker 6 In light language, they learn how to do a healing and this goes so much deeper, so much actually more quantum more than deep, let's be honest.
Speaker 3 Quantum! Quantum!
Speaker 3 Ah!
Speaker 3 Yes!
Speaker 3 Throw in a little bullshit here, a fancy dress there, a cheap holiday in ballroom here and there. $10,000 a weekend, Wavam! You're a quantum light worker in 5D coaching energetics.
Speaker 3 By the way, what is she wearing? Wabayam! You take a kimono and you put some gold in it, Baliasianga, and then what I am, I'm wearing a momu.
Speaker 6 This is doing this, right? There is not another light language myself.
Speaker 3 I think she's pregnant, by the way. So let me say that when you're pregnant, you wear whatever the fuck you want to.
Speaker 6
out in the world yet. And it's so beautiful that you're here.
So I wanted to give you guys a snapshot of what this is like.
Speaker 3 Now, I can't show you everything because quite literally, there are pieces, of course, that need to stay confidential, stay sacred to the space that's way too powerful chrissy i don't want to get you i don't want to put you in a situation where you could literally change people's lives just by looking at them be careful chrissy these are powerful secrets well needs to start stay in the realm age-old wisdom from brisban
Speaker 3 where all the eastern philosophy started
Speaker 6 weever i want to give you a couple of teach pieces so you're going to get some value in this video you're going to also see into what it's like see how funny, see how sad, see how emotional, see how all of the pieces kind of weave their magic so that these beautiful humans get the biggest transformation and they leave with absolute clarity about their mission and they get a certification to go and heal people.
Speaker 3 Certification. I love when I get absolute clarity about anything.
Speaker 3 I don't even know what the weather's going to be like in an hour, but she's going to provide absolute life clarity from Brisbane.
Speaker 3
Oh, no. You got to burn the sage.
You got to burn. You got to burn the sage.
Look at all the workers are in their total white uniforms to denote that they are better than you.
Speaker 3
Oh, they have an orgasm course at the beginning. They all have an orgasm before they walk in.
That's the way you start with the cleanse.
Speaker 3 I've seen some of these
Speaker 3
female light workers and how they put people into, there's something called the fire breath. We've learned about this.
The breath of fire, fire breath, right? Which is a real thing. And it's a real
Speaker 3 yogi thing.
Speaker 3 You can really do this fire breath by breathing in and out very quickly and then doing certain breaths. But I've seen some of these, and these women get like orgasmic.
Speaker 3 It's like, honestly, it's a little strange for like a weekend seminar at the holiday in. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 It's like a male chiropractor, though.
Speaker 3 You know, they crack in, they go, oh, it's disgusting. I don't know which chiropractor you have.
Speaker 3 Sorry. I mean, have you seen the videos online
Speaker 3
of chiropractors cracking like young women? No. It's disgusting.
Oh, well. Mine doesn't do that.
Oh, my God. I like mine.
I'm of the mindset that chiropractors are scammers.
Speaker 3
Well, there's a lot of people who believe that. It does help me.
I do have to say that I also believed that for a long time.
Speaker 3 And while I wouldn't go to my chiropractor if my back was like actually tweaked out, that's for an orthopedic to go to, to keep it in shape. Going to a chiropractor, I don't know something about it.
Speaker 3
It, I do believe that it loosens me out of the body. There's also bad ones, yeah.
There's also good ones and bad ones, yeah.
Speaker 8 And that college are evidence-based and give you things to do at home.
Speaker 3 Absolutely, 100%.
Speaker 3
My guy is like a PT. That's what I'd look at.
I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 Yeah, nothing like doing pole dancing before we do some energetic light work. What is going on there?
Speaker 3
That's a lab dance she's giving. Wow.
Okay, maybe this is going to be good. How much is this, Course?
Speaker 3 Heavy,
Speaker 3 that but I got too much weight on it.
Speaker 3
You can see the diamonds don't complain on it. We was testing niggas got no savings.
What if this is all?
Speaker 3
I don't know what this song is, but it goes right along with my interpretation of absolute clarity and 5D energetic work. Yeah.
He's already said the Ed words three times in the
Speaker 3 song.
Speaker 6 Completely on the spot.
Speaker 3 Money chat with Nat Pat.
Speaker 3
That's what it's like. Very cute.
Yeah. Yeah.
She's got one of the easels. Yeah, she's not using the, she's not using a screen.
She's using an easel with a money. Oh, there's a screen behind.
Speaker 3 Yeah, just
Speaker 6 here, people on the vlog. One of my beautiful clients just asked me, what were the pieces that you did around money? I'm in a...
Speaker 3
Okay, let's see. I can't wait.
This is going to be groundbreaking. I did around money.
Pieces you did around money. This is an important part.
A lot of people have energetic problems with money.
Speaker 3
Anybody who works here at the commercial break, let's see what happens when she gives her. We're going to find absolute clarity out of this.
Oh, for sure.
Speaker 6 Go back to try and think about all the pieces that really changed my beliefs, mindset, shifts, helps cause threads within the realm of energetics, within the realm of like strategy, within the realm of anything to do with money.
Speaker 6 Is that cool?
Speaker 3 First thing is that
Speaker 3 cool. Cool.
Speaker 3
Within an emotional level, the spiritual level, the physical level, the mathematic level, the scientific level, geography, Chrissy. Yep.
Cars. Astronomy.
Yes. Roller coasters.
And within any level,
Speaker 3 this is how basically basically I break it down like this.
Speaker 6 First, what I actually,
Speaker 6 I think the biggest piece that I had to get really clear of and I had to release was the anxiety that I had towards money.
Speaker 3 So anxiety...
Speaker 6 It would be first, right? I had to remove the energy of anxiety. And when I...
Speaker 6 When I say anxiety, I mean that what was first happening for me was I, for such a long time, I had programmed myself to say that I was bad at money
Speaker 3 because
Speaker 6 I never had any, right? So I would get.
Speaker 3 Do you get the impression she's making this up as she goes along? I think she did make it up. Yes.
Speaker 3 Hey. But when you put it on an easel like that, the second you put it on paper,
Speaker 3 you feel like you've gotten what you paid for. Now, imagine you're one of these women or men, or who I mainly see women, but I'm sure there's men in the audience too.
Speaker 3 Imagine you're one of these people, and now you've spent $2,000 to be here at the weekend.
Speaker 3 And what she puts up on the board, you think you're going to be like some energetic light worker or something? What she puts up on the board is money chat with NASDAQ.
Speaker 6
And I'd already spend it. So when I was first working as a florist, when I was like four, 15, I'd get $50 on a Saturday.
That $50 would literally go to my Latin, fake tan.
Speaker 3 You laugh, but I looked brown or orange, whatever.
Speaker 6 My dress that I would buy from a place called Ice Designs or a place.
Speaker 3
When you were 15. Yeah, when you were 15.
When you were 15,
Speaker 3
I don't know anybody that doesn't have anxiety around money. First of all, some kind of anxiety around money.
Second of all, this is horseshit.
Speaker 3 Why are you telling us about what happened when you were 15? What are we doing?
Speaker 5 On her website, it says that she is calling in $250,000 a month.
Speaker 3
She's calling in. She's calling in.
You just have to ask for it. Ask the universe.
I've been asking the universe for a long time.
Speaker 3
Just claim it. I did find a couple pennies under my, I cleaned cleaned my bed today and I found a couple pennies.
There you go. There you go.
Speaker 3
I called it in. I was called in your direction.
I called it in.
Speaker 3 Hello? Hello?
Speaker 3 Hello. I need $250,000, universe.
Speaker 3 Yeah, babe.
Speaker 6 Flora pink.
Speaker 6 Oh, I swear I went.
Speaker 3 Whoa, yeah, hop.
Speaker 6 And a pack of cruisers.
Speaker 3 Right.
Speaker 3 I knew that.
Speaker 3
A pack of cruisers. I think that might be cigarettes.
Maybe. I'm guessing.
Speaker 6
Give me that. So I'd already spent the money every single week.
Now, every second week,
Speaker 6 I would work on a Sunday and I would get
Speaker 6 $120 or $170.
Speaker 3 Remember, folks, these are the two light codes that have changed her life and given these women absolute clarity.
Speaker 3 So far, she has told us which store she purchases jeans at.
Speaker 3 And she gets two packs of cruisers every weekend.
Speaker 6 And I could, within two weeks or three weeks or four weeks, have enough money to get my hair bleach blonde and my extensions lifted. Okay, so I had long blonde hair down to here.
Speaker 6
My hair was all breaking at the time. It was a whole thing.
Anyway, I looked really not hot, but I thought I did. So, good at money to an extent, but I'd always spend it.
I had no savings.
Speaker 6 Now, my other cousin should always be like, oh, I've got savings. You've put savings away.
Speaker 3 My grandfather was saving a lot.
Speaker 6 I've got a budget. I've got savings.
Speaker 3
Yeah, it's called making a budget. Yeah.
Literally making a budget. That's to the point.
Speaker 6 It's like, make sure if we give you money.
Speaker 3 I'm pissed if I spend money on this. And some girl's telling me anecdotes between her and her cousins and money.
Speaker 6 Put it in savings. I was like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 And by the way, I'm coming in here to be an energetic light healer. And so far, she's telling us how she loves extensions, her fake tan, her jeans, her cruisers, and all her money.
Speaker 6 Savings? The f ⁇ , I'm just going to spend my money. So I just consistently spent my money.
Speaker 6 So I had this anxiety when I first started paying, like, you know, when you first start paying bills and sh ⁇ like that, that I wasn't going to have enough money because I always just had enough.
Speaker 6 But I didn't realize that just having enough was actually okay.
Speaker 3 But it's still a story.
Speaker 6 Let's get real.
Speaker 3 So, let's get real. When you don't have money, you're a fucking plebe.
Speaker 3 Let's get real. You're worse than I am.
Speaker 6 I did release the anxiety around money first.
Speaker 6 Now, I did that through NLP. That's just straight up, okay?
Speaker 3
NLP is really cool. We've got so NLP.
Is that light? Yeah, something NLP.
Speaker 3 Like, NP is her thing, but I did did see the L in the NLP. It did sound like that, though.
Speaker 3 Natalie Patterson. Yeah, the National Light Practitioners Association.
Speaker 6
I also am partnered with a brand. She's incredible.
She was at Light Coast 2 last time. If you want to do NLP, please let me know.
Speaker 6 I'll put you in touch with the most beautiful human who's been, she's been personally coached by me as well.
Speaker 3 Secondly, what she's been personally touched by me as well. I'm personally touching everybody's lives.
Speaker 3 If you want to spend more money, let me know and I'll get you in touch with another lady who we work together to take all your money. Yeah.
Speaker 6 Really helped was I read every single book or actually listened to a lot of books around money.
Speaker 3 Okay.
Speaker 3
Did you hear what she said? She said she read a book. These are fantastic.
These money secrets. These secrets are.
I have to keep some of these secrets confidential.
Speaker 3
We don't want these getting out in the world. Read books.
Budget your money. Get your tits done.
Speaker 6 So, Secrets of a Millionaire Mine. I'm a millionaire.
Speaker 6 All the Robert Kiyosaki stuff, anything to do with proper food.
Speaker 3 Robert Kiosaki stuff.
Speaker 3
Some people are vigorously taking notes. Oh my God.
Of course they are. They feel embarrassed.
They spent $2,000 on this. They're like, I better come away with something.
First,
Speaker 6 anything to do with money, even if I didn't understand it, I was still trusting that something would land. Okay? And I immersed myself in that.
Speaker 6 Like, I've listened to Secrets of a Millionaire Millionaire Mind, like I reckon, probably 10 times. It's the most listened-to book I've ever, ever, ever, ever had.
Speaker 6 So, that would be the next thing. Yep,
Speaker 3
write it. Write that down, do that.
She's got a personal picture. Take a picture.
Speaker 3
Go ahead. Yes, please.
Millionaire mind. So, please make note that it's the most book I've ever listened to.
Speaker 6 So, then the next thing would be doing a lot of work around the masculine. Okay,
Speaker 6 because even if you are a man and you are masculine, it is actually linked to your dad and your dad's line. Writing letters to them,
Speaker 6 doing deep dive process
Speaker 3 even if you have a penis it came from your father
Speaker 3 and your father's father and now we have to get rid of the penis
Speaker 3 to get rid of the anxiety and read the books by the way millionaire mind is the book i've read the most via audiobook yes i've listened i've read it through audiobook yes for those of you who are in unity consciousness or oracle literally you have access to so many transformational videos in the portal.
Speaker 6 There are so many cool videos.
Speaker 3 Of course,
Speaker 3 of course, there's a portal. Do you have access? Have you paid for it yet? I'm sure they're all like this.
Speaker 3 Boom. Right?
Speaker 6 I've got literally a thing that says transformation. And then, well,
Speaker 6 in all the community.
Speaker 3 I literally have a word, transformation. And the second you hit play,
Speaker 3 absolute clarity on your life's purpose. Have you read Millionaire Mind?
Speaker 6 There's so many pieces that literally say
Speaker 3 that. Literally.
Speaker 6 Transformation, transformation, transformation, right?
Speaker 3
Transformation, transformation. Keep transforming.
Are you transforming it? Have you transformed? Well, Michael.
Speaker 6
So doing the work on the masculine is really powerful. Writing a list.
So then the next piece is doing the work with money specifically.
Speaker 3
She's out of breath. She's got so many.
She's making it up as she goes along. She can't keep up with her own bullshit.
Speaker 6 So when I say that, I mean most of you by now have done my channeling exercise of you channel money so you talk to money as if it is a being okay because it is it's an energy and so the more you work with money the better it's going to be now i did this every day for months and i wasn't lazy about it because i was
Speaker 3
okay channel the money channel the money channel the money i'm looking at you ronda I wasn't lazy about it. I did it every day.
I said, hey money, what you doing today? Good morning.
Speaker 3
Okay, I'm I'm gonna have a cup of tea. Would you like to join me? And then we're gonna go shopping and then I'm gonna spend you.
How do you feel about that? Okay, are you gonna literally? Literally.
Speaker 3
When it leaves, my purse is gonna come back. Are you gonna come back? Okay, literally.
All right, talk to you later. Bye-bye, La Money.
Speaker 6 So, like I've said to you guys so many times, I was so stuck. I was literally, so
Speaker 3 literally,
Speaker 3 that's the name of this episode. Literally,
Speaker 6 thirsty to change that I was willing to do whatever it took.
Speaker 14 So, I've got a couple couple of friends that are kind of starting to drift because their language is like it upsets me when I say, I'm very, I can't afford it.
Speaker 14 I've got to launch my money and I'm getting that mindset that you just spoke about. I don't have those words in my head.
Speaker 3 Yeah.
Speaker 14 If you keep surrounding yourself around those people, is that bad energy? Like, are these the people that you need to start to let go of?
Speaker 3 What? Here's what she's... Okay, the lady asked this question, and I know you can't really understand it, but she said, I've got a few friends and they don't do well with money.
Speaker 3
And I feel like their energy is affecting my energy. Do I get rid of those friends? To which Natalie responds, yes.
So get rid of your poor friends. Literally, get rid of your poor friends.
Speaker 3 You must literally leave them.
Speaker 3
And if you need new friends, I'm here for you. It's just $10,000 a month for access.
Yes.
Speaker 6 And it's hard because you love them.
Speaker 3
And it's hard because they're real people. But I don't give a shit.
Pay me more money.
Speaker 6
Here's the truth. I want to bring them with me.
So I'm like, hey, have you read this book? Hey, have you?
Speaker 6 No, you're like, give them as much as you can without it being like you're consistently coaching them. Because I think that can also get really draining.
Speaker 3 You kind of get sick of that too.
Speaker 6
But you kind of get sick of that too. Yeah.
So there then gets to be a fine line where you cut the cord.
Speaker 6 Cut the cords, right?
Speaker 3 Get out. What does it say? I can't read it.
Speaker 7 It says, pay bills with gratitude.
Speaker 3 Oh,
Speaker 3
gratitude. My power.
I will be doing that
Speaker 3
this month. I start accepting gratitude, Georgia Power.
I love you, Blue Cross, Blue Shield.
Speaker 3
Yeah, now I can get that sleep study done. Yeah, there you go.
Hey, all you got to do is call it in. Just call it in.
All right, do we need to take a break?
Speaker 3
I'm lost at time. Okay, let's do that.
Let's take a break. We'll be back with more Natalie Peterson.
Nat Pat. Nat Pat's changing our lives.
We'll do more money chats with Nat Pat literally. Literally.
Speaker 3 After this break.
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All right, we're back with NatPat. She's given us all the secrets.
She's currently telling us to get rid of all of our poor friends, because that's what poor people need, less friends.
Speaker 3 So I have to to get relentless with that.
Speaker 6 It's taken me a lot of time to be courageous enough to say no. Because I used to be like, yeah, babe, I will, yeah, babe, I will, yeah, babe, I will.
Speaker 6 And then they're going to keep messaging me and keep messaging me. And guess what happens? I feel weird because I don't know how to say hey, man.
Speaker 3 I don't have time.
Speaker 6
But I made a commitment to myself halfway through last year. I was like, f that.
I'm just going to be honest with people.
Speaker 3 Listen, you're way too poor to be around me. I am a multi-four-figure life coach, and you can be too.
Speaker 3 If you get your head out of your ass, stop being anxious, read Millionaire Mindset and pay your bills of gratitude, everything could turn out fine. And by the way, call your money in the morning.
Speaker 3 Hi, money, it's me, your mom.
Speaker 6
Say, I'm sorry I don't have the capacity. And that's the truth.
I don't have the capacity because if I did, I would hang out with you, but I don't. That's the truth.
Speaker 6 So I think it's about being okay with having really clear energetic boundaries of who you hang out with and who you don't.
Speaker 20 This is just a share.
Speaker 6 Okay.
Speaker 20 So I met Nat at the Money Coach.
Speaker 3
Oh, we love when Tina shares. Tina, please share.
You're not a plant in the audience, are you? Because I bet you are.
Speaker 20 A very long time ago, it feels like now, but actually wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 20 And I don't know why. I just felt like I needed to be in the room.
Speaker 20 Plus, I wasn't actually going into the room to receive anything from her except for being in the presence of a woman that does not give a f about anyone else but herself.
Speaker 3 Wow.
Speaker 3 Sounds like the kind of person I want to hang out with.
Speaker 3 Oh, I already know plenty of these people, by the way. I don't need Nat Pat to give a fuck about herself.
Speaker 3 Clear plant,
Speaker 3 saying nice things about NatPat.
Speaker 20 Makes it completely okay.
Speaker 3 By the way, notice how we all start to conflate. And I'll say we all, because I'm guilty of this too.
Speaker 3 Trust me, there was a period in my life when this would have got me, some of this would have gotten me. She says, I don't know why I wanted to be in the room, but I wanted to be there.
Speaker 3 Like there's some magical force pulling you into the room.
Speaker 6 To be herself.
Speaker 20 She's not trying to be anyone for anyone.
Speaker 3 Can I just rephrase that as well?
Speaker 6 I know you mean that with love, but I give so much of a f ⁇ about all of you.
Speaker 7 That's why I do this.
Speaker 6
But also, equally, I give a f ⁇ about myself. Yeah.
At the top of. Yes.
Thank you.
Speaker 3 She changed outfits, by the way. She's a different outfit.
Speaker 3 Yeah, well, she's giving us a little
Speaker 3 inside scoop on her entire weekend program. And yeah, I just want to change that from,
Speaker 3
yeah, she's eating, by the way. Well, she is pregnant, so let's give her a break.
Yeah, she is. I know this because I've watched some of the other videos.
Yeah, she's eating. Yeah, she's eating.
Speaker 3 She looks great with wet. She's eating Cheetos or something.
Speaker 3 First of all. Second of all, I just want to point out here, this girl said, you know, I wanted to be in the presence of someone who does not give a fuck about anyone else but herself.
Speaker 3 And she's like, can I change those words? I give too much of a fucks about you.
Speaker 3 You are great with that. Which is exactly
Speaker 3
to be there. That's right.
Which is exactly the same as I don't give any fucks about you. I give too much fucks about you.
Speaker 6 I just wanted to be seen.
Speaker 3 That's fine. That's fine.
Speaker 20 That was the best thing I ever did because from there,
Speaker 20 actually signed up to Light Codes because I ran to the back of the room with no fing idea what I was doing and went, holy f ⁇ where am I pulling the money from, but it's going to happen.
Speaker 20 And now you're a bitch!
Speaker 3
It's going to happen. I call my dad.
I call my brother.
Speaker 3 And so now she's encouraging people to be those people. She's encouraging you to cut your life out and go ask for money from somebody else.
Speaker 20 Who was a part of my light codes would have known I was going through a soul-crumbling situation of business failing, relationship failing, life failing. It all was just going to sit.
Speaker 3 I probably would have guessed that, actually. Just throwing that out there.
Speaker 20 And thanks to the beautiful Nat and the beautiful Warren,
Speaker 20 since that session and witnessing you guys in your rawness, I'm back with my partner.
Speaker 20 He is the man that I always knew he could be, but never thought I would get to see.
Speaker 3 Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 Her life has literally changed because of Nat Nat Pat and the light codes course. The light codes course, which she doesn't know how she's going to pay for, but she's got it.
Speaker 3
Don't worry, Chrissy, everything's going to turn out fine. She's back with her life partner.
She paid it with gratitude. You are the woman I never thought you'd get an opportunity for me to see.
Speaker 3
Just wanted you to know that. And nothing says I love you.
Like, you're finally the man I never thought you would get to see.
Speaker 20 And I'm actually refining my sexual essence.
Speaker 3 I love it. This is awesome.
Speaker 20
I lost it for so long there. I didn't want sex.
I didn't want any of it.
Speaker 6 I felt guilt.
Speaker 20
I felt shame. There were lots of arguments in our relationship about it.
And for the first time last night, he came and visited for a night, which was amazing.
Speaker 3 What does it have to do with money? This has nothing to do with money or light codes.
Speaker 3 And listen, okay, that's like that's a big problem for a lot of people.
Speaker 3
There's some sexual hang-up or something, and freeing yourself of that sexual hang-up, I think, is a big deal. But I don't know that I go to NatPat about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 And I literally looked at him and I was like, holy fk, I just want to eat him. Yeah!
Speaker 3 See, did I tell you it's paying $2,000 for this course and payoff? Right? Right? Now you've heard all about Tina's love life.
Speaker 3 So I wanted to share a little story of when I paid for Lite Codes one
Speaker 21 a couple days later so that cost me two thousand two hundred and twenty two dollars
Speaker 3 a few days later two thousand two hundred and twenty one dollars yeah angel number
Speaker 3 ain't is that an angel number oh I think so like 222 or whatever oh my gosh
Speaker 21 I got a call from my agent and she goes oh I've got an audition for you for a commercial I said oh okay great and she goes it's two thousand five hundred dollars I said even better and then I did the audition and I got it.
Speaker 3 Woo!
Speaker 3 And so you broke even. Yes, I
Speaker 3 waited.
Speaker 3 I broke even.
Speaker 3
Net loss of $100 after plane flight. But let's call a spade a spade.
I am now
Speaker 3
the national representative. I would have had $2,500 in her pocket, but instead she's even.
That's right. And I am also now the national representative.
I am the lady on the PSA for
Speaker 3 koalasphalus
Speaker 3 just got paid in January I got paid two thousand six hundred and something dollars yeah but I just wanted to say how wonderful it was I let that money go you know yeah it was like a real life you didn't let it go you gave it to Natalie to fund her incredibly interesting lifestyle and then the work that you had already been doing as an actress yes paid off paid off and it but it was because of Natalie yeah
Speaker 3
of course you have to justify this. After you're involved in it, now you have to justify what's going on.
Okay, I'm going to pay for this course.
Speaker 21 And then it just came straight back.
Speaker 3
This is how people get programmed. Yeah.
This is how people get programmed. Love it.
You know, so.
Speaker 21 And now you can think on TV every night.
Speaker 3 Oh!
Speaker 3 What commercial is it?
Speaker 7 It's called Light and Easy.
Speaker 3 I like it in there.
Speaker 3 Oh, Light and Easy. These depends on Light and Easy.
Speaker 3 Oh my God, that's okay. I haven't watched TV in
Speaker 3 ages,
Speaker 3
but I want to watch you. So I'm going to watch some TV.
I'll Mel. Hello, Mel.
Speaker 3 So, continuing along, you're going to become a grandma.
Speaker 3
I became a grandma. I became a grandma.
And now I'm going to spend two thousand. Now I'm going to hire the kids too.
The kids are going to be in the light coaches.
Speaker 3 Congratulations.
Speaker 3 So,
Speaker 6 Ken, wait, do you like coat, but
Speaker 3 And
Speaker 6 with their print.
Speaker 3 Yeah,
Speaker 6 you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 3 Can you light code what? Well, like buttons.
Speaker 3 Yeah, I think she said, can I do light codes on them?
Speaker 3
They're babies. What light codes are you going to give them? Make sure they read millionaire mindsets? I don't know.
Be grateful when they pay their bills.
Speaker 3
Light codes means nothing. Light codes is just this.
This is the point. If you don't, she just said she was going to reveal her two biggest light codes, the secrets to her success.
Speaker 3 First, the first modality is just so you can go out there and heal other people and heal yourself. But the second one, you're going to be given the tools, the powerful tools to change people's lives.
Speaker 3 And so far, all we've seen is her talk about one time she read a book and then also other people blowing smoke up this lady's ass because they're justifying the incredible amount of money that they've spent to come to this workshop.
Speaker 3
I'm pissed if I'm walking out of this. This is why life coaching is horseshit.
There's like Natalie might have some wisdom. I'm not saying that Natalie, as a human being, doesn't have some wisdom.
Speaker 3
I'm sure she's been through things. I'm sure she can share some advice.
That doesn't certify you as a light code 5D energetic business coach.
Speaker 3 Just because you can rent a holiday inn room doesn't mean you have something to impart on people for $2,221.
Speaker 3 What are we doing here? Why are we sitting here right now? Why aren't we in a holiday inn somewhere?
Speaker 6 Because they still live with me. I have my four boys and partners and it's like fair game, right? They're baby.
Speaker 3 You're under my house.
Speaker 6 Yeah.
Speaker 3 You just, here's the thing, it's like,
Speaker 3 not under my house, under my roof.
Speaker 3 Here's the thing, it's like
Speaker 6
we're just channeling frequency. We're energetic beings having a human experience.
We're just channeling our innate energy. Here's the real truth.
You guys don't even need a training to do that.
Speaker 6 Thank you.
Speaker 3
Okay, thank you. Yes, she said it.
She gave up the goose. She said the most important thing.
Speaker 3
You don't even need me. Yes.
She said exactly what we said at the beginning of the show. You do not need NatPat to give you some keys to the kingdom.
They're inside you already.
Speaker 3 Maybe you need a little, maybe you need to read so you can put some words to it. Maybe you're tactile and you need to feel around for it a little bit.
Speaker 3
But at the end of the day, you don't need NatPat to certify you to be wise. Look at your own life.
Take wisdom from your own life.
Speaker 3
Look internally. Heal yourself.
I guarantee.
Speaker 3 This is fucking insane. This woman is drinking a white claw and eating Cheetos while you paid $2,000 to hear about her fake tan and her brush brush.
Speaker 6 Just said I got clever enough to put it in a training.
Speaker 6 That's why so many people on Instagram f ⁇ ing hate me. It's because they don't think about doing this themselves.
Speaker 3
No, that's not why we hate you. No, no, no, no, no.
And by the way, hate is not a word that I use for you. Yeah.
I love you. God bless you.
Speaker 3 And if all these people are paying you money to sit up there and yammer on, well, I wish I could do the same sometimes too.
Speaker 3 But I promise you, I am not upset because you decided to put this information in a course. I think that's what's wrong with this world.
Speaker 3 Smart.
Speaker 6 Kinesiology, I know, clears a lot of past lives. So that's sort of where I was coming from with the light angle each of
Speaker 6 clearing their vessel for when they come through.
Speaker 6 I don't know if your son or your daughter-in-law has a daughter, but this is Dee
Speaker 6 and Dee is the most magical
Speaker 6 woman
Speaker 6 ever and the things that she has taught me about my pelvis and about my sit bones and about my what are we talking about?
Speaker 3
Now it's a networking event. Chrissy, someone in her organization put this video video together and goes, yep, this is going to get them.
This is the way we make more money. Put this out.
Speaker 6 My anatomy of my body, I had no idea.
Speaker 6 And the things that she's been able to teach Warren and I to do together and just full transparent. I had had so much pain in my hips and in my vagina and all these different things.
Speaker 6 And I'd message Dee, she'd be like, come and do it.
Speaker 3 This is the leg coat I've been waiting for. Pain in her vagina.
Speaker 3 Natalie's got pain in her vagina.
Speaker 6 She'd do some things, and I walk out and I'm like, oh my God, how?
Speaker 6
And I'd call my mum and be like, oh, I'm experiencing a lot of like numbness in my vagina. Mum's like, that's so normal.
Like, I had it my whole pregnancy. Every pregnancy I had it.
Speaker 6
So I just thought it was normal. I called Dee Dee.
He's like, Natalie, get your ass in here today. I'm like, thank you.
Speaker 3
So if they have. What is happening? I have no idea.
I don't know where this went wrong. I don't know what we're talking about anymore.
I don't know how this has anything to do with life coaching.
Speaker 3 Your numb vagina is not why I have
Speaker 3
$2,221. It's not money.
It's not light work.
Speaker 3
I guess it's her vagina. We're not talking about her vagina.
That's what I paid for.
Speaker 6 Three hours north.
Speaker 6 If you pay her really good money,
Speaker 6 she'll travel.
Speaker 6 No, I'm sure she also has some friends that would be able to do that too. I think there's a new way of birthing here, right?
Speaker 6 That is like amazing that you've got the tools and the skills to be able to clear past lives and to remove things. And also
Speaker 6 when we decode the matrix system of actual hospitals and how they bring an induce trauma to the body, which then brings the baby into fear and trauma.
Speaker 3
No, no. Yeah, nothing like saving a baby's life.
Oh my God. Here we go.
Unbelievable. Modern medicine has a lot of problems.
But I can promise you, I can promise you, having been through it,
Speaker 3
have birth at a hospital. Have birth at a hospital.
God bless America.
Speaker 6 Like there's a whole system, and I didn't know that this was possible.
Speaker 3 Now, I'm not, I'm a man, by the way, so I don't want to say that that's obviously a personal choice, but having been through a traumatic birth,
Speaker 3 do it where doctors are.
Speaker 21 Boom.
Speaker 6
Dollars are trained to support you doing this. So that's another thing.
Beautiful.
Speaker 3 Thank you.
Speaker 6 Anyway, that was a whole range about dollars. Thank you.
Speaker 6
Congratulations on being a grandpa. Fing hormones are great.
Okay, so are you on? Yeah, cool.
Speaker 3
All right. Chitties look good.
All right.
Speaker 3 They do look good.
Speaker 6 My little sister, she runs my Instagram. So for those of you who message me and those of you who comment, sometimes I see it, because there is some times that I go on Instagram.
Speaker 6 And other times, like I think I've said this before, and a few of you that actually...
Speaker 3 This is a life coaching course people have paid for.
Speaker 3
And we are completely off the track. Oh, yeah.
It happens, you know, with the
Speaker 21 PUAs, too.
Speaker 3
Oh, it does happen with the PUAs. They're going to give you the secrets.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 Unlock everything.
Speaker 3
But just after Laura, I tell you this whole story. I think that you're bringing up a good point.
It's good to end on. Life coaches
Speaker 3 do not have any answers, but they will tell you that they do so that they can get you, they can part you from your money and then get you somewhere where you can spend more money.
Speaker 3 And then by the training manual, where you two can learn how to give the answers that they don't have, that they've never given you.
Speaker 3
And at the end of the day, you're broke and miserable, and they're rich and miserable. Think about the options.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 Yeah, they just, she's just speaking confidently and telling her own stories of stuff.
Speaker 3 And hey, listen, NatPat, if you come across this and you want to come on the show and explain exactly what the light codes are, if you want to explain exactly what you didn't explain in this video, well, I'd be happy to listen.
Speaker 3
If you got some wisdom to impart, I realize you got to keep some of that very secret because it's very powerful stuff. Very true.
Should it get out there in the wild, Chrissy?
Speaker 3 I don't know what would happen. Should everybody become a more
Speaker 3
better human than yeah, then nobody's going to pay for it. That's right.
Then who's going to pay for my course?
Speaker 3 And Jay Shetty is just the next stop, right? Jay Shetty and then the next person and then the next person. I can name five people on my Instagram right now that are some version of life coaching.
Speaker 3 And I do believe in mentorship. Like, if you need help getting organized and you pay someone who's a professional organizer,
Speaker 3 that's good. If you need help starting a podcast and
Speaker 3 you get a podcast coach, that's good.
Speaker 3 If you do something so broad, like I like light codes too, and you're teaching people about your numb vagina, you've just wasted everybody's time and my money.
Speaker 16 Yeah.
Speaker 3 But hey, at least that lady got a... commercial out of it.
Speaker 3
I guess that's all we got to say. All right, two, one, two, four, three.
Oh, hey, one, stop. Brian, stop.
No, no, no. Don't stop.
I'm not telling you to stop. I'm just saying, Brian, stop.
Speaker 3 Hey, listen, we've been saying this all week, and I think it's something we're going to say a lot around here. Sharing is caring.
Speaker 3 So if you like the show, and you think somebody else might be interested in the show, do us a favor, pass it along. Or if you don't like somebody, pass it along.
Speaker 3
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We'd love it.
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We certainly would. That'd be great.
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Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today. I think so.
I'll tell you that I love you. I love you.
Best to you.
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