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Speaker 3 In America, I saw a bumper sticker that said, Jesus is my airbag.
Speaker 3 What a way of finding out he's not real.
Speaker 4 On this episode of the commercial brick,
Speaker 3 it says a lot about kind of like male ego that I was kind of delighted,
Speaker 3 but like as in, like, I just can't imagine a world in which like
Speaker 3 people are going, oh, is there a girl you fancy, but you feel fucking awful for admitting it? Do you know what I mean? That's the thing. That would be, but that would be, that would make the press.
Speaker 3 Like, if people were saying that they, so yeah, I was kind of, I was essentially the nation's pity fuck. That's kind of what I was.
Speaker 4 The next episode of the commercial Break starts now.
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Oh, yeah, Cats and Kittens. Welcome back to the Commercial Break.
I'm Brian Green. This is the Winehouse of my Liba.
Kristen Joy, Hoadley, best of you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.
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Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us today on a TCB Infomercial Tuesday with Mr.
Russell Howard, UK Sensation.
Speaker 3 He is. He's Robbie Williams.
Speaker 4 He's the Robbie Williams of comedy over there in the UK. And we're so excited to have him.
Speaker 4 Feeling very grateful that he's decided to stop by the commercial break because he's British and he doesn't know. He doesn't know that the commercial break is not a place you go.
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If you're trying to get the word out. That's right.
If you're trying to get the word out. But honestly, we've been grateful to have so many wonderful guests as of late.
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Roy Wood Jr., Felipe Esparza, so many that we can talk about. But go check out those episodes because they are...
They are doing very well, Chrissy, on the
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interwebs. On the interwebs.
There you go. And who knows? Maybe we'll make a little news today with our good friend Russell Howard, currently on tour.
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He's going to be coming to the west coast of the United States here very shortly. We'll put all the links in the show notes, as we always do.
And his special is now.
Speaker 5 It's really funny, too.
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It is really funny. Jeff was laughing, too.
Oh, if we got Jeff laugh,
Speaker 4 then we know that we've hit on something special because Jeff doesn't laugh. He's a humorless son of a bitch.
Speaker 4 Jeff is a humorless son of a bitch. You hear me, Jeff?
Speaker 4 Loosen up, dude.
Speaker 4 Actually, Jeff's kind of like one of the loosest people I know.
Speaker 4 He's very loose.
Speaker 4 When he gets his bell rung, there's no don't tighten up, Mr. Green.
Speaker 4 Ding dong. They go in there, they ring the door, they stick their hand in, and they wave, they drop a package off, and then they
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Amazon comes in Jeff's door. That's all I got to say.
That's how loosey-goosey he is. Anyway, Russell's going to be here.
And yeah, I'm very excited. Speaking of UK news, it seems that
Speaker 4 Megan and Harry have done the right thing, and they have postponed the much bally hooed premiere of her, I don't know, cooking with Kate thing that's going on.
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Megan. Megan, I'm sorry.
Cooking with Megan.
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Cooking with Kate. That's the other sister.
That's the other sister. Yeah.
Cooking with Megan. She had.
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Was it a cooking show or I guess like a lifestyle show? It was a lifestyle show, but I think you did it supposedly. Lifestyle.
Lifestyle. Style.
Yeah, lifestyle.
Speaker 4 If you want to get right with your lifestyle, check out Frankie B's new video.
Speaker 5 I wonder if she watched some of his episodes to get ready for it.
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Oh, listen, I'm sure that Megan Markle is tuned right into Frank Bernardo. Bernardo.
Bernardo. Even he says his name wrong.
Bernardo. Bernardo.
In the greater Chicagoland area.
Speaker 4 People, by the way, love Frankie B. I mean, every time we do an episode, we just get so much feedback about our Frankie B episodes.
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And I wish that there was more to do, but I think we've done run out. He's got a girlfriend.
He's got a girlfriend, and she's not letting him him anywhere near the YouTubes. But don't fear not.
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If you've heard any of Frankie's relationship advice, he'll soon be back to YouTube. That's 72 years old.
We didn't find his social media, so that's good.
Speaker 4 But actually, I applaud Megan on this one because apparently she called it a love letter to Southern California and all things wonderful. Listen, I personally.
Speaker 4 I think some of the content that they're producing for Netflix is a little tone-deaf in general, but okay, whatever. I mean, there's lots of cooking shows out there,
Speaker 4 and, you know, a lot of them focus on the higher end. What's that one? The Ina Garden, In the Garden, or Ina Garden?
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There's Ina Garden, there's Martha Stewart, there's, there's a whole channel now, a whole cooking channel. Yes, there is.
Have you seen this? Of course, it's been around forever.
Speaker 4 No, not the cooking channel. There is a cooking channel.
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I know about the cooking channel. I'm saying a cooking channel, like a chef channel, a food-related channel that is dedicated to just like food porn.
It's a lot of
Speaker 4 that. Have you heard of this one?
Speaker 4 I can't remember the name of it, but I saw it in a doctor's office once, and it was literally, I was waiting for like a half an hour, and it was literally just shots of food with not a lot of talking in beautiful settings in France and, you know, I'm sure in the wine country and all this other stuff.
Speaker 4 So, you know, I understand that there's like a, there is a demand for that kind of content that people like to see by
Speaker 4 food being cooked in beautiful settings and eaten by beautiful people and all that shit. But it's kind of a do or die for Megan and Harry as far as that Netflix deal is concerned.
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So I'm super interested to see how that all plays out. Does this, in fact, become the hit that Megan and Harry need? As if they need any more money.
They got $150 million
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from Netflix. But I do think the right thing is to hold off on that, given all the circumstances that are going on out in California.
God's so sad. It is just terrible.
Speaker 4 We've talked a lot about it on the show, and I think partly because it's hard to believe that it's happened in a major metropolitan city has burned like this.
Speaker 4 I think partly it's because we know people that live out there and who are our own agent
Speaker 4 has been, you know, him and I have been in conversations and he lives close to one of the fires
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and they have been getting all kind of notifications. You're in, you're out, you're in, you're out, you're in, you're out.
That must be a terrible way to live.
Speaker 4 And then they went out without power for four or five days, which if you've ever done, is a very uncomfortable situation. Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 5 I feel so bad, too, for just like the children of, you know, because schools have been closed, obviously, and things. And I can't imagine being a young child and knowing that you're home burned.
Speaker 4 No.
Speaker 5 That's so traumatic.
Speaker 4 That is like, I mean,
Speaker 4 I have never been through a fire, but that has got to be one of the things that no pun intended gets seared into your psyche and that you just can't forget as a child.
Speaker 4 That's one of the basic fears of humanity, getting eaten by some wild animal, shark, or getting bitten by a snake. I think those things we're just born with because it's a fight-or-flight response.
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Fire is one of those things, super helpful, but very scary, right? And if you don't, and it can go either way, it's like it can get out of control very quickly. So our hearts go out.
And Russell.
Speaker 4 was supposed to be with us last week talking about his new special that was that came out on the 15th um but he's here today because he was in la and had to get out very quickly to make sure that um he and his family were safe so russell howard is an extraordinarily popular comic out in the UK.
Speaker 4 Some might say the most popular comic that's working from the UK right now. And
Speaker 4 he has had so many television shows on the BBC. He has had
Speaker 5 for like 20 years.
Speaker 4 Yeah, so many different iterations of Russell Howard. He did a,
Speaker 4 I guess the best, the thing that we can liken it to the best, the thing that I think he's most known for, at least from my research, because I don't live in the UK.
Speaker 7 You are a British expert.
Speaker 4
I am a British expert on television, that's for sure. I love that British television.
And anytime someone British from the British television comes in, I do get a little fanboy. I'm like, I know.
Speaker 4 Yeah, it's, I don't know why. I just, I'm so giddy about British comedy in general.
Speaker 4 But the thing that he's probably best known for is the Russell Howard Hour, which is a television show that ran for some 200 hours over there. And it's kind of like our daily show.
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It's like satire about pop culture and news and politics, stuff like that. There is a ton of that on his YouTube channel.
I will put
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Christina, not I, Christina, will put those links. Thank you, Christina.
Thank you, Christina. You're welcome.
We'll put those links in the show note. Also, to his tours,
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to tour tickets that are mainly on the West Coast. But if you're near, you should go check him out.
He's going to be doing smaller venues here than he does.
Speaker 5 Or if you're in Helsinki,
Speaker 4 he's going to be starting off
Speaker 4 for our.
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Sorry, I was an automatic play. Oh, okay.
I see what's going on over there. She's She's on Russell.
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Even she's bored with us. I pulled up the YouTube.
Just put the link in the show notes.
Speaker 4 Sumi.
Speaker 4
So anyway, so Russell's doing that tour here in the United States. Tickets are available.
We'll put a link, and then you can go to this Drift website and get access to his brand new special.
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Highly suggest you do because even Jeff's laughing. Yep.
Even Jeff.
Speaker 4
That's right. Okay, so let's do this.
Why don't we take a short break? We'll bring Russell on through telepodcasting magic. And then when we get back, our conversation with Mr.
Howard.
Speaker 4 Did you know that we have a phone number?
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Speaker 2 Hey, Russell, thanks so much for joining us.
Speaker 4 We appreciate it.
Speaker 3 Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1 I'm worried about your
Speaker 3 sign in the background that looks precarious. It feels like
Speaker 3 it looks like it's going to fall.
Speaker 2 We are not sure who actually put that up so
Speaker 2 There's a running gag on this show and it's actually not really all that funny to us here in the studio But technically we are inept It is tape we're five years into this We're a thousand hours worth of programming into this You don't know how much goes wrong technically on this show
Speaker 2 tapier wires there But that's the way isn't it
Speaker 3 the best things the best things in life are rickety
Speaker 3 Do you know what I mean? That's what gives them spirit if you see a nice clean suitcase at an airport There's no mystery.
Speaker 1 There's no excitement.
Speaker 3 You know, I want to see bumps and scrapes.
Speaker 2 Well, next time you're in Atlanta, Georgia, you come to our house and we'll have to lift you into the studio to avoid knocking over any
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wires. Most importantly, since you're the only British person we're going to have on the show this week, we have to ask.
Who is Robbie Williams and why is he a chimpanzee?
Speaker 2 And how's this playing out in the UK?
Speaker 3 It's so interesting because Robbie Williams is a massive pop star
Speaker 3 in the UK and Europe and Australia, but
Speaker 3 never
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kind of made it to the United States. And I thought that as well.
I was in LA last week and saw these huge hundred-foot posters of Robbie as a monkey, and I thought, that's an odd selling point.
Speaker 1 Because
Speaker 3 presumably, if America does fall in love with the Simeon version, they're going to be so disappointed
Speaker 3 when they actually go to see Robbie Williams and go, oh, it's just a man.
Speaker 3 Because it would be bewildering to see a monkey with the ability that Robbie's got.
Speaker 2 That I would pay for.
Speaker 3 Well, this is it. Well, this is the problem I think he's inadvertently stumbled into.
Speaker 3 If the film goes massive, there's going to be lots of really giddy Americans rocking up, presumably with bananas and tires just to fling them at him to see what tricks he can do. But the British
Speaker 3 fans, I think we find it really interesting because it's a bit like,
Speaker 3 I mean, he's huge. It's, you know, he's as big as Ed Sheeran in this country.
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So it would be, I guess, you know, Ed Sheeran, instead of doing like a straight documentary, is like, I'm going to be a flamingo. Just want one leg.
Do you know what I mean?
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Exactly. To kind of make it, to make it different.
But I guess if people don't know who you are, it is utterly bewildering. But there's something kind of cool about it as well.
Speaker 2 I agree with you here is that like as a story device, I can understand why I'm the monkey and, you know, I play like a monkey and I sing for a monkey.
Speaker 2 And you know, I can understand like there, it could be a deeper meaning behind it, and it could all play out well.
Speaker 2 And apparently, it's been received well by critics and the Golden Globes and maybe Oscar talk. I don't know.
Speaker 2 It made about $500,000 in its opening weekend here in the United States, which is by all stretches of the imagination, a hot flop. Right.
Speaker 2 So I don't think that the, I don't think we've bought into this yet, but you know, we know Robbie, we know of Robbie Williams. And when we look, when I see his face, I'm like, oh, that's, that's a
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singer from the UK who has done very well for himself. But the challenge is that, you know, there's an old saying in Hollywood, never work with children or monkeys.
And he went straight for a monkey.
Speaker 1 And I just think that's just maybe it was not
Speaker 2 as a plot device, maybe not such a hot thing. But is it playing well over there? Do people, are people going to see it? And they like it.
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I don't know. I honestly don't know.
But the, because I only saw the poster of it
Speaker 3 when I was in LA and I was like, shit, is that our Robbie?
Speaker 1 And
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he's a monkey now. Okay.
You know, and so it was, but because of the, you know, the backdrop of horror that was going on in LA, it just, I didn't sort of linger on that.
Speaker 3 But it was kind of in amongst the sort of black smoke, I saw that and I was like, fuck, that's odd. But yes,
Speaker 3 I haven't kind of sat and thought about it.
Speaker 3 But it would be like, you know, when John Oliver got his break to do the daily show, if he came as an animal, you know, you've got to, the thing is, if you're trying to break America, you have to then stay as the animal.
Speaker 1 Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 Americans are dumb. If you swear to God,
Speaker 1 we're going to be
Speaker 1 confused.
Speaker 3 I don't know.
Speaker 3 I think if anyone introduced themselves as a monkey and then went, only fucking around. I'm a singer.
Speaker 3 I'm a singer from Manchester. Then I think the audience is allowed to go,
Speaker 3 okay, why?
Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't know. But I was surprised how big the posters were because.
Speaker 1 They're huge.
Speaker 3 But it's a bit like, you know, Seinfeld isn't particularly big in the UK.
Speaker 3 It just never quite translated, which is mind-blowing to, you know, Americans. But that culture of kind of sitting in cafes talking about cereal, that didn't exist in the 90s.
Speaker 3 You know, and obviously people, loads of people are into it, but it isn't the,
Speaker 3 it just doesn't have the same resonance, you know, in the way that something like Friends.
Speaker 3 Friends was massive, you know, or there was a show in the UK called Only Fools and Horses, which is without doubt the biggest British sitcom of all time.
Speaker 1 Very funny.
Speaker 3 And yet nobody, well, that's it, but you've got to
Speaker 3 find it
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as an American. You have to find it.
You have to understand what does Peckham mean? Like, how does it fit here? You know, so it's, I don't know,
Speaker 3
it's an interesting thing for Robbie Williams. But then he does like stadiums in the UK.
He's so big that he probably just was like, oh, it'd be a bit fun, a bit of a laugh. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 He explained it.
Speaker 2 Then when he was on, uh, uh, I think it was Graham Norton, he explained that the director came in and said, Hey, if this play, if we, you know, we have to, I want a story device because the regular musical biography is played out, right?
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It's just the same. We're doing the same thing over and over again.
Let's do something different. I want you to think of an animal.
What do you want to be? And he said, Lion.
Speaker 2 He said, Well, I don't know, but I'll see you lion, right?
Speaker 1 So
Speaker 3 a lion would be funny because the look of fear in the audience. Yes, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 38. Yeah.
Speaker 3 But then when the lion starts doing ballads that must be
Speaker 3 really bewildering
Speaker 2 what how was your experience out in la you know we were we were scheduled to do an interview last week and russell was stuck in the in the heat really in the heat of the moment of right as the fires started it was
Speaker 3 a lot of panic in the air it's horrific it was just and you know and it's still going on so it was just it was like just this
Speaker 3 I was only there for two days, but
Speaker 3 it suddenly became this, you know, just disaster and then I was flying from LA to New York to do the rest of the kind of PR and you know there was black smoke and there were people crying on the plane it was it was really heavy um and awful and it's still going on it's just you know these things that happen every so often that are just unfair and cruel and
Speaker 1 yeah and
Speaker 2 they seem to be happening more often or at least we get that news so quickly now that it's like you know cycle after cycle of kind of these things and we have friends and family in LA.
Speaker 1
It's brutal A. It's apocalyptic.
It really is.
Speaker 2 It's weird and apocalyptic. And
Speaker 2 that's just not something that's on your bingo card, right?
Speaker 2 Earthquakes happen all the time, hurricanes you see coming, tornadoes you can kind of predict something that happens here in the United States.
Speaker 2 But flash fire that takes out thousands of structures is really
Speaker 2 terrible. Russell, I have a question for you.
Speaker 2
I want to just step back for one minute on something you said. When you come to America, you're going to be on tour here.
It looks like you're hitting a lot of the West Coast cities out there.
Speaker 2 When you come to the United States,
Speaker 2 what are the differences in the audience's tastes? Do you have to tailor some of your comedy for, and I'm really interested to hear this answer from a British comic.
Speaker 2 Do you feel like you have to tailor a little bit the jokes?
Speaker 2 I know you might have to take out some of the slang that you typically might use that's familiar to the audience over the pond, but tell me about that experience when you come here to the States.
Speaker 3 It's,
Speaker 3 I love it because it's kind of like the gigs aren't as big as the ones you know not not dissimilar to to robbie i don't put on the uh the simian suit but i kind of uh you know i i cover my own skin and there's a better way of putting it than that but i kind of i i
Speaker 3 i'm used to doing certain rooms in kind of you know in the uk and australia and and europe but big rooms you're trying to say big you do big rooms yeah but but
Speaker 3 but still you know it's still that thing of like doing kind of you know a 500 seater a 1000 seater is still wild
Speaker 3 and so exciting.
Speaker 1 So,
Speaker 3
so, and the, the electricity. We did a gig in Detroit last time I was there.
It was like a 400-seater. Great seater.
And, oh, my God.
Speaker 3 But the audience, it was just, it was so electric in a way that British audiences can be kind of quite tough to kind of, you know, sort of fold the arms and you sort of know you've got them if they're kind of the tits hang free.
Speaker 3 Do you know what I mean? That's kind of it.
Speaker 3 But
Speaker 3 I've always had, whether because some Americans have found me out and they're excited that I'm there, but I've always noticed the audience is
Speaker 3 more than meeting me halfway and kind of they've seen loads of my stuff on YouTube or Netflix. So I'm amazed at how much they kind of know and they kind of get me.
Speaker 3 I guess it would be a bit like, I don't know. you know, Michael Shea or Michelle Wolfe doing gigs in London, you know,
Speaker 3 if they're doing Leicester Square, the audience are going to go, are going to know Michelle Wolfe, you know, they're not, they're not going going to sort of stumble in.
Speaker 3 So I love it. And I kind of find it,
Speaker 3
I find it so fascinating gigging around the country. It's so brilliant to get that kind of street level knowledge of America.
And there's so many different Americas.
Speaker 2 It's such a big country.
Speaker 3 But it is the country that the world looks to. And it's in such an interesting state of flux.
Speaker 3 It's a lot.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but
Speaker 3 within that is so much kind of like social commentary and sort of like interesting comedic analysis and there's things you see like there's things you see in america you don't see i saw a homeless man outside a hotel for dogs and it was this like so the man had no home and the dog was on holiday and it was this kind of amazing
Speaker 3 sort of image yes of decadence that that this man would have a better life if he was kim kardashian's Labrador. And that is
Speaker 3 sad and funny and interesting.
Speaker 3 But as an English person, I've never seen a hotel for dogs.
Speaker 3 And that is ludicrous enough, but when you see a homeless man being moved along because that's where the dogs like to sunbathe, that struck me as funny and unfair and wild.
Speaker 3 And it's sort of, it's a brilliant, dark comedic analysis
Speaker 3
of the kind of weird disparity of wealth. Do you know what I mean? So that's the point I make.
It's kind of you.
Speaker 2 And I think if you had three words to describe the United States of America, it would be funny,
Speaker 2 unfair, and wild.
Speaker 2 That is the story of America.
Speaker 1 Well, well done.
Speaker 3 Well, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 3 Yeah, but then
Speaker 3 it's that thing. Who wouldn't want to, you know,
Speaker 3 take part of the kind of, you know, get on the ride.
Speaker 3 So that's, and, and then interesting talking because essentially that's what stand-up is I've got a show, but you know, I might see things during the day and then being able to talk them out with the audience you kind of get this I don't know it feels like every show is kind of unique because American cities are unique like Atlanta is such a different place to New York, which is a very different place to Detroit, which is a different place to Pittsburgh, you know, and you kind of
Speaker 1 Yeah, I kind of
Speaker 1 beautiful it gives you a layer.
Speaker 3 It gives you an extra layer as an English comic because
Speaker 3 you're on holiday and you feel like weirdly you're representing your country and you're analysing theirs on top of all the kind of natural stand-up that I have anyway. So I love it.
Speaker 2 Do you poke at the politics of the United States? Do you poke at the political?
Speaker 3 Yeah, I have to bone up on it.
Speaker 3 I have to really, because, and by also, I'm really interested in trying to find the middle ground because it feels like so much, you know, so much has been weaponized and
Speaker 3 people are, it's so tribal and people are pitted against each other. And fundamentally, most people,
Speaker 3 people, people aren't one thing or another, but they've been forced into it, whether it's politically or comedically. You've got to be this and you've got to be into that.
Speaker 3 Whereas it's a bit like a buffer. You kind of pick and choose.
Speaker 3
There's things that I am really right-wing about. There's things I'm super liberal about.
And that's everybody, I think. And the brilliant thing about laughter is that it's always,
Speaker 3 it's so kind of connecting. Like when you're kind of lost in laughter, you realize, like, that for me,
Speaker 3 looking at the fact that, you know, you have homeless people and hotel for dogs, like that's interesting, irrespective of your kind of
Speaker 3 political approach.
Speaker 3 And also, here's the big thing. If you voted for Trump, that doesn't define all of your personality.
Speaker 3 Like, and I think that's the big thing, that it's kind of, and if you vote for Biden, that doesn't define, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 And it's that I'm interested in moving those things away and trying to find the kind of meat of it, you know?
Speaker 2 I think this is happening throughout the world, this kind of tribalism. And I mean, I only live here in the United States, but to travel a lot.
Speaker 2 And I see, you know, my father-in-law who lives in Venezuela is fond of saying it. Extremes on both sides end up in the same place.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2
that's why you need that healthy push and pull. And I am very much what you just said.
I am not all
Speaker 2
against everything that Trump says. I am not all for everything Biden says.
I have my preferences. But at the end of the day, this tribalism makes people feel like they belong.
Speaker 2 And I think that's really where the story is. The story is there's something going on in this world.
Speaker 2 And I think it might be the disconnection and loneliness that makes us feel like if we are on a team, if we are a Packers fan, if we are a Trump supporter, if we,
Speaker 2 you know,
Speaker 2 if we're British comedy fans, we can get on and knock the American comedy fans on Reddit because that makes us feel like we're part of something.
Speaker 2 Where did we go wrong that this type of identification makes us feel like we're someone?
Speaker 1 It's funny, eh? Yeah,
Speaker 2 that's the story to me.
Speaker 3 It's because it would appear that religion has been replaced with podcasts.
Speaker 1 I think that's what's happened. I think people have put down the Bible.
Speaker 3 But again, it's a really good example of like fair enough of of of kind of
Speaker 3 people
Speaker 3 i think with podcasts particularly you have such a connection with them because people will be going to work with you guys you're in their you're in their ears so you're part of them all the time you're totally and it and it's a it's really it's a really tight authentic lovely connection and i think like if you don't have
Speaker 3
you know if society has changed and my god it changed during covid it's kind of it's so that these become the constants. You become the constants.
You're the chat. People are kind of listening to you.
Speaker 3 And it's,
Speaker 1 I don't know.
Speaker 2 Did you?
Speaker 2 I read this and I looked for it, but I don't know where it is.
Speaker 2 Did you do a series during 2020 and 2021 where you were in your childhood bedroom talking to everybody on a daily basis or a weekly basis?
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 During COVID?
Speaker 3
Yes. Yeah.
So I basically, my wife's a doctor, and she was supposed to come on tour with me. And she was having like a career break in 2020.
and she had
Speaker 3 she was off work and then covid really kind of escalated and she kind of knew she had to go back
Speaker 3 and uh two of her friends lived with elderly relatives and this was the beginning of covid when we didn't kind of know what it was
Speaker 2 big and scary
Speaker 3 big scary masks you didn't you know know what it was going to do anybody
Speaker 1 yeah exactly
Speaker 3 so her two friends came to live at our house and then i was kind of like like shipped off like an evacuee to go and live with my parents for kind of two months,
Speaker 3 which was a real, you know, it was
Speaker 3 so and and I got offered the chance to do my show,
Speaker 3 you know, just on a comp on a computer, on the laptop and then kind of send it in. So we did that for two months and
Speaker 3 yeah, it was great. It was like, it was great in terms that it gave me a focus and it gave people something to kind of watch, I guess, because nothing was getting made.
Speaker 3 So there was a while where, yeah, we were kind of like the only kind of comedy show that was still being made. But it was, I'll tell you what it was, the green room was less cool.
Speaker 1 You know,
Speaker 3 if you do a TV show, normally you kind of, you know, you go into the bar afterwards.
Speaker 3
It was exactly that. It was like my mum, my dad, he was really into spinning, you know, bike riding at the time.
So,
Speaker 1 yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 So, I'd see my dad's sweaty mantites and
Speaker 3 my mum going, do you fancy a glass of white? So it just
Speaker 3 wasn't as rock and roll. But, you know, listen,
Speaker 3 it kind of, you know what it's like. That's what we realized.
Speaker 2 That's when we started the show.
Speaker 1 And I said, well, there you go.
Speaker 2 This may have saved our lives. And we do hear from a lot of people.
Speaker 2 People who, I don't know, I wouldn't classify them as lonely. They're just human beings that are looking for connection.
Speaker 2 And this is part of the way that they feel that connection. Some girls in a factory doing whatever, making widgets or whatever she does.
Speaker 2
And there's a thousand hours of the commercial break she can listen to while she's doing that. It makes her feel better.
And so I imagine, and we started this during COVID.
Speaker 2 This was more of a saving grace for us at the time because no one was listening. But
Speaker 2 yeah, but I imagine you were a saving grace for a lot of people also. because you were some kind of real connection on the TV that was actually going through it.
Speaker 2 Have you ever seen The Morning Show on Apple TV?
Speaker 1 Have you seen this? No.
Speaker 2 So Jennifer Anniston plays a morning show.
Speaker 3 Yeah, I've heard of it.
Speaker 2 So there's a whole plot line where she starts doing the show from her bedroom because she has COVID. And when I read this about you, I was like, he's the real life morning show, Jennifer Anniston.
Speaker 2 You're the Russell Howard hour, you're like, what, 200? You were 200 hours into this or something?
Speaker 3 Yeah, we kind of, I think we, yeah,
Speaker 3 that show doesn't run anymore, but we
Speaker 1 did specials.
Speaker 3 We're just doing the specials. We did like, oh, how many flipping heck? Like, I think we did 10 series of it, and before that, we did
Speaker 3 like eight series of a show called Russell Howard's Good News. So, yeah, it was kind of, it was a long, old,
Speaker 3 long, old time, but I loved it. It's kind of, there's a weird thing, I think, because
Speaker 3 satire has kind of migrated over to the internet that it just isn't
Speaker 3
the resell isn't there. So that's kind of why they don't really get made in the UK anymore.
So, we don't, we had an election and we had no kind of topical comedy, which is a bit of a shame.
Speaker 3 But I think the show is brilliant.
Speaker 1 Thanks for watching.
Speaker 1 Yeah, there's loads of it
Speaker 1 clips.
Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of it. And what's funny is the news is so cyclical.
So, you can, you know, it's amazing. Yes, watching
Speaker 3 watching clips of it and going, oh my God, how is this still
Speaker 1 round?
Speaker 2 How did this come back around?
Speaker 1 How did this come back around?
Speaker 3 Yeah, it's so
Speaker 3 fascinating. But that's kind of, yeah, that's kind of where I guess I kind of cut my teeth properly.
Speaker 2
So, Russell, you in your new special, which is brilliant, by the way, thank you for providing a screener. I know it's out now as this show will be released.
It's out now.
Speaker 2 It's on a platform called Drift. Is that right? You've got
Speaker 3 to stream.
Speaker 3 Yeah, you can stream it through my website. So my website is www.russell slashhoward.co.uk.
Speaker 2 Links in the show notes, everybody. So just go there and we'll link to the special and we'll link to the website also.
Speaker 2
This special is hilarious. It's brilliantly funny.
It's kinetic. Your type of comedy is kinetic.
It can be physical. You're really funny.
You're really good at
Speaker 2
pointing out hypocrisy on all sides of the spectrum and then making it funny. And I really enjoyed it.
One of the things that you said that really resonated with me, you were talking about how
Speaker 2 I think the way that my brain works, this is the only job that I could ever ever have. And that really struck a chord with me because you walk around life just like I do.
Speaker 2 And I'm sure Chrissy does too. We walk around life,
Speaker 2 observing, and seeing things in such a weird way that if we said those things out loud in the moment, we'd be arrested or certainly kicked out of the party.
Speaker 2 But then you get to, I get to get on a microphone, you get to get up on stage and
Speaker 2 do this. Did you, were you always like this? this did you always uh we was comedy always a pursuit of yours yeah i've always loved making people laugh.
Speaker 3 And my mum's very funny, and my dad is very distant. So it's kind of like the perfect combo.
Speaker 1 Oh, really? It sounds like my parents.
Speaker 1 Yeah, well, exactly.
Speaker 1 Our parents, yeah.
Speaker 3
You're trying to kind of, you know, stop her laugh. You're trying to make her closer.
You make him laugh and her not cry.
Speaker 3 So it was sort of that, really.
Speaker 3 But
Speaker 3
yeah, I don't know. I was always, I used to, I loved school.
So I was kind of, you know, I was okay academically, but I really loved,
Speaker 3
you know, mucking around and just like everyone was funny at school. It just felt like it was kind of like everyone's chipping in.
And I kind of loved that and kind of just grew up through that.
Speaker 3
And then through, I found stand-up and you're so right. It's like when you find it, I imagine it's how, you know, you guys said it's exactly the same for you.
And you now have.
Speaker 3 and an output for it. It's probably like being a sculptor or a musician or a filmmaker or a screenwriter, whatever it is.
Speaker 3 But you sort of, when you find that valve that you can hiss your madness out of, yes. And that's the great thing about stand-up, that when people laugh, to me, it makes me feel like
Speaker 3 they're going, you're not mad. It's fine.
Speaker 4 Because
Speaker 3 you have, but that's all I do. I just, I kind of wander around and
Speaker 3 occasionally my brain will whisper to me and I kind of write it down in my phone and then I kind of go on stage and see whether it's it's interesting but I wouldn't have it any other way it's not a particularly you know useful way to live your life but I am I think Bill Hicks called it the third eye and it's like squeegeeing the third eye I'm pretty good at the third eye you know what I mean of like even in the midst of something I can kind of sort of observe myself or kind of I remember getting mugged when I was younger and even as it was happening I was like it's gonna be pretty funny this is gonna happen like Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 And it's not kind of, you know, it's not the best way to be, but it's kind of like the eyes go slightly kind of like cloudy and you're kind of, you know, that,
Speaker 1 like, kind of writing it.
Speaker 3 But, you know, I bet you it's the same with loads of people where we all kind of drift off. And then I'm fortunate that I get into this, you know, place where I can just.
Speaker 3 Even the other day, we're on holiday in Australia, which is a brilliant country. And
Speaker 3 obviously, we've got my son with me
Speaker 3 and uh i there was lots of pregnant women and their partners there doing the kind of baby moon thing i don't know if you have that yeah you know when he got on one yeah the sort of last holiday yeah really good fun uh and i was thinking like sort of in my head going
Speaker 3 like if because it was if you were at an adults only resort and you were pregnant but you gave birth
Speaker 3 Like would you still be allowed to stay?
Speaker 1 Like, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 It depends on what kind of adults only.
Speaker 1 Well, yeah,
Speaker 3 it wasn't a swinging thing, but I'm sort of like, but you know, when like kids aren't welcome, I was just, and in my head, I just started like laughing at the image of that.
Speaker 2 Holiday is over.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 Of like, it's a boy.
Speaker 1
Get it. Mr.
Green.
Speaker 1
We'll be giving you your bill, sir. You're no longer welcome at Chateau Adults.
Exactly.
Speaker 3 And that was, but the point is, I was just like alone in my own head. And then I just wrote it down on my phone.
Speaker 3 And it's like, I'm sure I'll go to a gig at some stage and see if I can knock that into something.
Speaker 1 But do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 Did you do a lot of improv on stage?
Speaker 3 Yeah, I kind of like I used to do loads when I was younger, but it's kind of, I don't really like,
Speaker 3
I don't like picking on people. I've never really been into that of like kind of, you know, rinsing the front row.
Like,
Speaker 3 roasting doesn't really, like English people, we're mean behind each other's backs. Like, we would never say.
Speaker 2 It's very polite about big assholes.
Speaker 1 Just want you to know that.
Speaker 3
That's what I mean. But the roast, that culture just, I mean, it's beginning to, it's sort of slightly changing.
But I kind of think sometimes
Speaker 3 there's a fine line between an excellent diss and just being rude to somebody. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 And it just, it always makes me feel a bit icky if you're just, if you're kind of like the high status comic, who's the expert? And
Speaker 3 you're basically calling someone's mum a whore.
Speaker 4 You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 And it just feels very kind of like...
Speaker 1 It's a whole brand of comedy.
Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's that
Speaker 2 people do find it funny, but totally.
Speaker 1 Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 I think there are people who do it, like you said, masterfully.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 2 it feels like at the end of the day, it's done with some level of love and not at the expense of someone else's feelings. And then sometimes it's just mean for the sake of being mean.
Speaker 2 And, you know, there's
Speaker 2 whole podcasts filled with people who do that.
Speaker 1 Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 But I think that thing of when something happens like organically, I've always been pretty good at like, I was doing a show in,
Speaker 3 where was I?
Speaker 3 I was in
Speaker 3 Denmark in a place called Aalborg.
Speaker 3 And
Speaker 3 I said, you know, what's been happening in Aalborg? What's the latest? And this lady went, we shot two elephants. I said, what?
Speaker 3
And I said, like, what, the Eulot or that? And she was like, no, no, no, the government. I said, why? A zoo.
And she's like, why was that?
Speaker 3 And she went, well, one of the animals, one of the elephants was sick.
Speaker 1 So, okay.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 3 so the other one, like, and she was like, well, we didn't want him to be lonely.
Speaker 1 Oh, okay. So it's so bleak.
Speaker 3 So then that became this whole thing of like, you know, you should never work for social services. Do you know what I mean? Never, never,
Speaker 3 never work a suicide hotline. But the point is, it kind of, I love it when you can make something that's happened organically, then, I mean, it has to become part of the show.
Speaker 3 So the whole kind of evening was interlinked with this kind of
Speaker 3 sort of knowledge of, you know,
Speaker 3 of how they dealt with problems.
Speaker 3 But I don't, I love, I love improvising within my own head and kind of trying to kind of create a bit of magic, but I, I just don't, I'm not into that whole kind of, you know, slamming people.
Speaker 3 I don't have, if somebody, if somebody heckles me, fine.
Speaker 1 That's one thing.
Speaker 3 But I don't kind of go looking for the front row. And you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 Because weirdly, I went to see a comedian and my
Speaker 3 my
Speaker 3 PA, Andy, booked me the tickets. And she's lovely, but she kind of got me them.
Speaker 1 It was like the third row right in the middle.
Speaker 3 And I was like, fuck.
Speaker 1 And it finally
Speaker 1 pointed out.
Speaker 3
And it was really, but what was interesting, it was really interesting to feel that fear. Yes.
Like, and I didn't want that. I was like going, God.
And I'm a comedian.
Speaker 3
I know, you know, and yet in my head, I'm going, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. And I just thought, it must be so awful for people.
Like, some people must love it.
Speaker 3 And of course, but some people must be sat there just praying that they're not going to be eviscerated. So it just made me think.
Speaker 2
It's just small comedy clubs. And it feels like if you're too bad.
You're in trouble.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 And listen, I'm a big boy. I do this for a living.
Speaker 2 You know, we've been up on stage, you know, I've seen it, but also my wife, who is petrified of any public attention from strangers, I just, she already feels the fear and then I feel the fear for her.
Speaker 2 And we went to a comedy club one time and this guy, his whole shtick was pointing out people's physical appearances and then knocking them without them having said a word. Now, was it funny?
Speaker 2 There were parts that were funny, but he was randomly going through the audience. And I was like, please don't pick my wife because I'm going to have to hear about it the entire car.
Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 Please don't pick my wife. And, you know, I think some of the,
Speaker 2 okay, that's a, that's a valid form of comedy. But it would kill me.
Speaker 3
But I don't, the thing that interests me is how do you sleep? Because you just, at night, like, my brain does that anyway. My brain does that.
You know, I'll be trying to work.
Speaker 4 What did I do wrong?
Speaker 3
Yeah, but I'll be trying to go to sleep and my brain will remind me of some thing I did when I was 16. Yes.
Do you know what I mean? Like, do you remember that?
Speaker 3 Do you remember that? Outside of the path?
Speaker 1
Yeah, what a drink. What a asshole.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 It reminds you of these cringe moments. Yeah.
Speaker 3 So I can't imagine if you had a career where you were just like, remember that time? I'm pretty sure she was crying.
Speaker 1 Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I really feel bad.
Speaker 3 And it's, and it's just not, I don't know, it's, it's, it's easy, but it's just not as interesting as trying to kind of zone in on stuff.
Speaker 1 Agreed.
Speaker 1 Okay. You know, interesting.
Speaker 2
Speaking of picking on people, I have to tell you, I have to tell you this. This is the most interesting thing I've seen in two weeks on any website ever.
Right.
Speaker 2 You on your website, you clearly are a very popular comedian who's got accolades from all over the place, and you've done it.
Speaker 2 I mean, you're, would you consider yourself one of the UK's most popular comics?
Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1 I'm certainly, yeah, I'm definitely in the top.
Speaker 2
Yeah. Your own government set up a website that tracks the popularity of comics.
Do you know about this?
Speaker 1 I did not know this.
Speaker 2 ugov.uk. Is that your like official government's website?
Speaker 1 They do.
Speaker 2 I found a website, a web page dedicated to tracking the popularity popularity of the comics that come from the UK.
Speaker 1 Wow.
Speaker 2
It's crazy. Now, I'm sure there's only six people who voted on this.
There's got to be, you know, I mean, it's like this random website.
Speaker 1 And the government.
Speaker 2 And the government is keeping track of it.
Speaker 1 Where are your tax dollars?
Speaker 3 I mean, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3 you know, people might have faults with Joe Biden, but I can't imagine he's got a questionnaire asking people what they felt of Chappelle's last special.
Speaker 2 You are a very popular comic, by the way.
Speaker 2 You're like number 20.
Speaker 2 You can break it down by men, women,
Speaker 2
Gen X. I'll send this link to you.
You can check it out if you feel so inclined. But Johnny Vegas, you know, Johnny Vegas is.
Have you heard of this guy? Yeah.
Speaker 1
The guy from Benny Dorm, right? Yeah. And like the Glamping show.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 He ranks so highly up there.
Speaker 2 And I was like, I didn't even know Johnny Vegas was a comic, like a stand-up comic.
Speaker 3 Yeah, he's a great, he hasn't done stand-up for many years. But again, so clearly they've asked a lot of people in the north of England, but
Speaker 3
he was a phenomenal comedian. He was really like in his pomp.
My God. Yeah, he was, he basically played the role of a
Speaker 3 light entertainer who
Speaker 3 his life had unraveled and he used to do like live pottery on stage. This is kind of like, yeah, this is like the mid-90s.
Speaker 3 And
Speaker 3 he would have a story about how his dad made him eat his pet rabbit. It was all like really dark and he was like making pottery as he did it.
Speaker 1 Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 Yeah, so I doubt, but maybe, you know, maybe people had seen him live. I don't know, but he's a really great comic.
Speaker 2 And well, listen, the only thing that I knew him from was Benny Dorothy.
Speaker 2 But then I somehow got on down the rabbit hole, and then I watched his show on Glamping.
Speaker 2 I won't go too far off on this, but I watched his show on Glamping where he's just like, he's trying to start this camping park, right? RV park or whatever by making these things.
Speaker 2 I found him to be a very lovely human being, a complete opposite of what you you see on Benny.
Speaker 3 Yeah,
Speaker 3
he's a really gentle soul. He's wonderful.
He's really, really funny. But yeah, there's,
Speaker 3
I'm trying to think. There's a great clip of him.
He did Just for Laughs, the Montreal Comedy Festival. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think, you know, you've got to do seven minutes.
Speaker 3 They have lawyers who check your jokes. All very kind of regime.
Speaker 3 And I think he went on and did 15 minutes. And
Speaker 3 obviously, this was before the, you know,
Speaker 3 the stories about no, no, the stories that came out about Bill Cosby because he kept saying, I could have been the next Bill Cosby, but you lot had to fucking play God.
Speaker 3
And it's just this utterly bewildered Canadian audience, but it's pretty legendary. It's worth a spin.
If you want to see a great comedian going down in flames, then I would recommend that.
Speaker 2 Chrissy, he might be a, we might be, you know, beloved podcasters, and he might be a beloved comic, but you have never been named
Speaker 2 the UK's weirdest crush of 2013. Did you know you were named UK's weirdest crush of 2013?
Speaker 1 What is that all about?
Speaker 3 Well, basically, there's a big magazine called HATE over here, which is like a sort of a showbiz mag.
Speaker 3 And I was voted the
Speaker 3 weird crush. So the person that I guess women and some men fancied but felt terrible about.
Speaker 3 So it's kind of, but it says a lot about kind of like male ego that I was kind of delighted.
Speaker 3 But like, like, as in, like, I just can't imagine a world in which, like, like people going, oh, is there a girl you fancy, but you'd feel fucking awful for admitting it? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 That's the thing.
Speaker 3 That would be, but that would be, that would make the press, like, if people were saying that they, so yeah, I was kind of, I was essentially the nation's pity fuck.
Speaker 3 That's kind of what I was
Speaker 2 Do you get followed by the press over there?
Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, so it's kind of like it's kind of weird really because I would describe myself as a famous comedian rather than a celebrity, you know, and it's kind of so I've never really been to kind of
Speaker 3 red carpets or anything like that. I've been to, you know, I went to my sister's, my sister did a premiere for a film once and I went to the in-betweeners film.
Speaker 3 But aside from that, it's just not my thing. I don't really sort of, so I've never looked in that kind of world of showbiz,
Speaker 3 but I've been on TV for like 20 odd years and, you know, done a really
Speaker 3 yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 So it's kind of, so when I do, yeah, when I kind of do press, then sometimes it kind of like my during COVID, we were supposed to be going on my brother's stag to you call it a bachelor party,
Speaker 3 but obviously we couldn't. And I was doing an interview with Lorraine, who's a really lovely kind of early morning
Speaker 3 kind of TV host. And I got out a kind of pint of cider because it was supposed to be my brother Staggdo and just kind of downed it.
Speaker 3 Just was in the middle of this, you know, like, you know, essentially news, more, just like drinking like
Speaker 3 really rough cider.
Speaker 1 And that went pretty wild.
Speaker 3 Like it was kind of all over, just like Howard drinks for breakfast.
Speaker 3 And it was just a joke to my brother and all his cousins. So yeah, I have to be pretty,
Speaker 3 I think sometimes, yeah, it's just that odd thing, isn't it? Of like, you know, like
Speaker 3 even in the special that that is true, that line of, you know, it was in the paper that somebody said that I was obsessed with the idea of running a gym, but only for grannies.
Speaker 3 So it's just kind of, yeah, things I say on podcasts sometimes end up in the press. So it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 Well, we can only hope.
Speaker 1 Yeah, we can hope.
Speaker 2
People can find the special now available on your website. We'll put links in the show notes.
He's doing a tour mainly of the west coast of America, but we'll put the links there.
Speaker 1 Oh, that'd be amazing. And Russell, go ahead, Charlie.
Speaker 5 I have been dying to know because we have discovered the show Naked Attraction. Yes.
Speaker 1 Oh, did you watch that? Yeah.
Speaker 5 Dying to know, have you ever known anybody that's been on there?
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 5 Or known someone that knew someone? Because, I mean, the show is so wild.
Speaker 11 Yes. And
Speaker 3 it must go against everything that you think of of British people.
Speaker 1 Yes.
Speaker 1 Exactly.
Speaker 1 Yeah, no, no prudishness.
Speaker 3 Yeah, it's funny, isn't it? Like, America,
Speaker 3 it's so lovely to come to America because you sort of regard us as like these regal noble beasts,
Speaker 3 and yet it's because we're far away from you.
Speaker 3 We're close to Europe and they know the truth about us.
Speaker 3 And the truth is that we have a dating show for people who don't know what naked attraction is, where the people meet naked and you have like five women or five men behind five kind of capsules and you sort of gradually, you know, you lift it up.
Speaker 3 You start from the pelvis, so you're just, you know, you'll just see the cock or vagina of
Speaker 3 your potential, you know,
Speaker 3
a fiancé. Yeah.
And they literally kind of talk about their bits like
Speaker 1 very clinically.
Speaker 3 Clinically,
Speaker 3 but like in the same way you might talk about like buying veg at a supermarket, it's so kind of like
Speaker 3 yeah, and I think one of the famous lines is, Are you a muff man?
Speaker 3 You know, and uh, and this guy goes, Well, you know, I don't mind, I don't mind, however, she wants to do it, it's fine.
Speaker 3 So, it's it's it's kind of weirdly, it's it's like a cross between a porn film and like a Wallace and Gromit episode. Yes, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 There's kind of a lot going on, but yeah, it's it's um I don't know anyone who's been on it, but it's a really good question because presumably
Speaker 3 they know people.
Speaker 3 So their life must forever be different.
Speaker 1 Well, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 Because it's a financial advisor. Yeah, there was one guy
Speaker 1 plumber.
Speaker 2 So we have broke down a couple of these videos. So watched them here in the studio and then commented on them as we're watching them.
Speaker 2
And our listeners are floored. Last time we did it, it was a woman with men, and we just talked about penises for an hour.
And I think that's probably half of our audience tuned out. But
Speaker 2 we have always wondered about this show. It's available on our one of our streaming platforms here, HBO Max.
Speaker 2 Now, I'm not sure how many people watch it, but we've always wondered who's going to the grocery store the next day. I mean,
Speaker 2 everybody in the entire world just saw your cock and now you're whole naked, everything.
Speaker 3 Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 And it's just, it's, it's so weird.
Speaker 4 It boggles me. Yeah.
Speaker 3
It boggles them. It really does.
Yeah. And
Speaker 3
it's, it's, that is the show, isn't it? You almost want to follow them around afterwards. Yes.
Do you know what what I mean? Just kind of.
Speaker 2 You're so right about this.
Speaker 4 We need a where are they now
Speaker 2 after the dates. And I mean, I know they show the first date that they go on, but Naked Attraction,
Speaker 4 one of my favorite oddities currently anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1 Absolutely.
Speaker 2
Russell's special is brilliant. It is available on his website.
Again, links in the show notes and his tour. And there is so much of Russell out there on YouTube.
Speaker 2 We'll also link to his YouTube channel and, of course, his social media.
Speaker 4 Russell, you are welcome back here anytime.
Speaker 1 We are fans of yours.
Speaker 3 Yeah, I would love to. Whereabouts are you guys based?
Speaker 2 We're in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 Yep.
Speaker 3 Well, I'll tell you what, if I get the chance,
Speaker 3 when we're over there, I'd love to pop in.
Speaker 1 Say hello.
Speaker 2
If you have the chance, then you've got our information. We would love that.
And if you should come close to Atlanta and do your act, we will be sitting not in the first row, but somewhere third.
Speaker 1 Excellent.
Speaker 3
Brilliant. Well, lovely to meet you both.
Russell, you're the best, man.
Speaker 2 Get back to that kid of yours. Thanks for coming on late.
Speaker 4 We appreciate it.
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Speaker 4
So fun to talk to Mr. Russell Howard.
And I like how he described, he says, you Americans think that all British people are reserved and, you know, quietly funny.
Speaker 4 And then he comes on and he's reserved and quietly funny. And very nice.
Speaker 4 He's so nice.
Speaker 4 He was great.
Speaker 4 Mo Gilligan, who is our other British comic friend that we made here on the commercial break, and Russell Howard, both of them are proving that British people are, in fact, a little bit reserved and very funny and very nice.
Speaker 4
So there you go. And very naked.
What's that? And very naked. Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 I wonder, like, I think he, I think what he was trying to say is that it is as much of a sensation over there as it is over here. It's like, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 But I am still looking for that person that knows that person that was on the show. And what was their life like afterwards?
Speaker 4 How do you ever date someone again and not know that they know what your penis looks like? Do you know what I'm saying? Or use them as a plumber or your financial advisor.
Speaker 4 When I went to the bar, at least I knew that I had my sense of humor and that
Speaker 4 they weren't going to see my penis likely for a long time.
Speaker 4 If I go on that show, then I know it's all over.
Speaker 4
All right. Thanks to Mr.
Russell Howard for coming in today. We certainly appreciate it.
Speaker 4 All of his stuff will be in the show notes, links to his YouTube, links to tickets to his show, links to his special, links to his website, links to his social media.
Speaker 4
We'll put it all in the show notes. Please do us a favor and go check out that special.
He didn't come here for his health, Chrissy. He needs people to watch that special.
Speaker 6 Yes, he does.
Speaker 7 I think he will.
Speaker 5 He's going to have a lot of people watching it.
Speaker 4
Oh, I think so too. Yes.
But we want to make it a thing here in the United States because we know that people over there are going to watch it because they love Russell Howard.
Speaker 4 People here, do they know Russell Howard? Do they know Robbie Williams?
Speaker 3 No.
Speaker 4
Is Russell Howard, in fact, a dolphin or an octopus in a sexy wig? We're not sure. More info to follow.
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Are you noticing that? Our camera doing its own camera tricks. That's kind of cool.
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