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One more question.

This is, are the rumors true?

Oh, I have no idea.

I have read about your Luffa situation.

Ah,

see?

A little bit of anecdotal confirmation there, Chrissy.

But other than that, I have no idea.

We're too cute for that.

Yeah.

I got too cute of a bride for 32 years anyway, man.

So hell with the loofah.

Yeah, like you've never strayed.

Come on, dude.

You don't wear a gold chain like that unless you've been to a few strip clubs on Tuesday night.

Well, plus she's buying dinner tonight.

Did he just grab his dick?

He did.

He just grabbed his dick.

Plus, she's buying dinner ding-dong.

He just rang the bell.

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The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens.

Welcome back to the Commercial Break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Holy.

Best to you, Chris.

Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

How the hell are you?

Thanks for joining.

I was just reading that Ice Cube's new rendition of War of the Worlds, the movie everybody's been waiting waiting for, has a zero on Rotten Tomatoes.

A zero.

Zero?

Zero.

Zero, as they say in Spanish.

En Español, esero.

Ecero.

That's bad.

Who knew?

Who knew that Ice Cube's acting career would take such a terrible turn?

Wasn't he in.

No, that was the other one.

Well, he was in Friday.

He was in Friday.

He was good in Friday.

That was great.

Friday's a classic.

It is a classic.

Yeah, but War of the Worlds, it doesn't look too good.

I watched the trailer a couple weeks ago, and I was like,

what in the shit is this?

What in the trashy movie ass is this?

I haven't even seen the trailer.

This might be a future TCB minus, if I'm being honest, because it's real.

It's going to go straight to TCB minus.

Straight to TCB minus.

Matter of fact, Ice Clock, give me a call.

We'll make a deal right now.

I'll give you half of whatever revenue we make on this show.

Cerro point zero.

However, what does look good is the new Aliens that is on Hulu.

So I think it's Josh.

No, not Josh Holly.

He's a guy who works in the center.

I think that did get good reviews.

It got incredible reviews.

I went down a rabbit hole last night of trailers and special screenings and all this other shit.

And that, it's a 12-part series, I think.

It's 12 parts.

And he did Fargo.

He brought Fargo back to FX.

Oh, I loved that show.

All of those seasons are

every single one of them.

Every single wean of one.

They're really all good.

Redeemable, if not great, for sure.

Like, well worth watching.

Josh and I loved watching those.

I'm sad they're not continuing.

They should just keep continuing them.

I totally agree with you.

And to bring back such a,

like, to touch a movie like Fargo, at first I thought was sacrilege because Fargo is one of the greatest movies ever made.

And I will fight you if you disagree.

I will argue with you until we're all blue in the face about Fargo being one of the best movies ever.

You feel it in your bones.

You feel the cold.

You feel the Midwest.

You feel the desperation.

You feel the just everything about that movie.

It's so visceral.

Yeah.

And I love it.

It's definitely my top 10.

Give me Fargo to make me anxious.

Every time I watch that movie, I get anxious.

Like when he gets caught, like with the

mate fudging the numbers, I'm like, ah.

We've all had that sense of desperation about some bullshit in our life.

And don't lie to me that you haven't.

It may not have been, you know, $500,000 worth of, you know, VIN numbers disappearing, but it was something.

You know, you, I don't know what it was, but some all of us have felt that sense of desperation, and that's why that movie is so great is because while it's an exaggerated version of what probably has we've all felt in our lives, we've all felt it in our lives.

I just love it every bit about it.

And hey, listen, Jose Feliciano is in the movie.

Well, who wants to come in tonight?

That's right.

I just love Steve Buccemi, too.

Steve Buscemi is

a god.

Steve Buscemi is a god.

He is in.

You could just put him in anything, and he's fantastic.

Yes.

Let me see here.

Just give me one second, Fargo.

This song gets me every time.

Not like I love it, but it's a song that just gets me.

Oh, here we go.

There we go.

All right.

Let's see if I can play it.

Let's see if my kids are.

Oh, no, that's not it.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, wait.

Oh, this is Chuck Mangioni.

He just died.

Oh, this is a great segue.

This is a great segue, Chrissy.

He just died because this is the same song that I'm always like, what theme song is that from?

Like, what TV show theme song is that from?

And I looked it up, and it said, that is one of the best examples of a song that is not actually a theme song.

What do they call that effect?

Yeah,

yeah, what?

Mandela effect?

Yeah.

I think it's the Mandela.

Yeah, it is.

It's the Mandela effect.

Yeah, we've talked about it on the show.

Oh, what a great song.

All right, so here, first of all, I had to play that in band in high school.

Yes, we did.

We had a guitarist and a French hornist, like a French horn player that was really fucking spectacular.

And they went to town on this song.

And the band leader.

I love the kid with the French horn.

Dude, this lady, this girl was so fantastic.

I wish I could remember her name.

I would shout it out right now.

She, I was kind of in love with the French horn player.

Not

because I loved the French.

I loved the way she worked the French horn.

I loved the sound that came out of it.

I love the way she held her body proud and loud.

And she just rocked it.

And they did that.

We,

the band leader, Brian,

Briant,

pointed out the only two people in the entire fucking band that could play anything worth a shit and said, you two are going to do a song.

And they picked Chuck Mangioni's song.

And I'll tell you what, I loved that saxa.

I probably, if you gave me a saxophone, I could probably still play it right now because it was one of of my favorite things we ever did because we didn't do a lot that was fantastic.

The guy was into all kinds of shitty music.

But anyway,

Chuck Mangioni also played a big role in a little show in the 90s and 2000s called King of the Hill.

Yes, he did.

King of the Hill.

When I was researching him, I figured that out.

Let us not shit on King of the Hill as one of the best cartoon

television shows ever created by the brilliant

the gentleman who created Beavis and Butthead

Mike Judge and Mike Judge got an order to bring King of the Hill back they've been asking him for a long time and he ended the show I think it was about 10 years ago the show ended it's been around or it's been off for a while but he finally decided everywhere yeah it's still

everywhere I love it it's it's like bluey

It's ridiculous.

It's a cartoon.

Why are we watching it?

And then there's life lessons all throughout it.

And it's also fucking hilarious.

And so King of the Hill is back.

I think in a couple of days it's coming back.

It's got 12 episodes.

I'm really excited.

Boomhauer died.

Like the guy who played Boomhauer died earlier this year in like some freak gun accident or something.

He's like shot to death or some shit.

But Boomhauer is back for this season.

He managed to complete his lines.

So I'm super excited to see King of the Hill.

And it's going to be on Hulu.

So Hulu's got two things coming, Alien and King of the Hill.

And I'm ready for all of it.

Can't wait.

Finally, the kids are back in school.

They're going to go to bed a little bit earlier.

Thank the Lord.

Thank the Lord.

Thank

you for my friends.

Thank Jesus up in heaven.

Thank the Lord.

Thank Jesus up in heaven, Chrissy, because I can't take any more of it.

I mean, sometimes they go to camps, and that's good.

They'll be gone for a couple hours in the day, but they haven't been in camps for these last couple of weeks.

And I just can't.

Well, 30 children is a lot to have at the house.

You walked, we're potty training our last, and she just

put a pile of her dolls down on the floor and then popped a squat and peed all over them.

Because that's the kind of attitude.

That's the kind of rock and roll fucking attitude this kid has.

You know her.

Why do I know her and I love her?

This tracks.

This tracks.

That's hilarious.

Why?

Wait.

I don't know, Chrissy.

I don't know.

She felt comfortable with the dolls.

I think.

Or she wanted to get rid of the dolls.

No.

I think it is because she knows it'll get a rise.

And she is all about a good prank.

She's all about a good prank.

She is.

Whether she's throwing dog food around the house or, you know, I don't know.

What did she do the other day?

She,

oh, one of the kids came up

with like a plastic baseball bat and they were just like swinging it around and it hit me right near the potatoes.

And I was like, oh, dude, watch it.

Don't get near anybody's potatoes.

You don't want to hit this area on anybody.

It's really sensitive.

It can hurt.

And I turn around and my daughter's coming full bore right at me.

And I was like, oh, why did you do that?

And she was like,

she had a shitty shit grin on her face because she loves to get her eyes.

Oh, you've got your hands full.

She's a boomhower.

That's what she is.

She's a little boomhauer.

She's stitch in real life form.

She's stitched.

That's what she is.

So anyway, yeah, Ice Cube getting no love.

Alien getting all the love, and King of the Hill already has a lot of happy.

What did you say about a 12-part series?

Alien is a new series.

Oh, it's a series.

It's a series.

Got it.

Like, you know, Alien, the classic movie.

Right.

Aliens, the classic movie.

Then they had, like, Alien Prometheus and Alien.

I didn't see the most recent two.

But Alien, the movie, is like a work of art.

Oh, it is.

I don't like horror movies.

It's so scary.

It's so good.

It is so scary.

It's so, so, so scary.

It's dark.

It's dreary.

It's scary.

You feel so isolated.

Like, you feel claustrophobic when you watch that movie.

And that's the intent.

And I love it.

And I'm not a horror movie kind of guy.

I could skip it all day long.

But Alien is a great movie.

Oh, it is.

And so the same guy who brought it.

And too, I remember being really good, too.

Aliens with an S.

Oh, okay.

Yes.

That was...

That's when the little thing was pregnant and it had like two heads come out of it.

And they were like, ah!

Disney used to have this ride, the great movie ride.

Anybody who's been to Disney World, when it was called MGM, or I guess Hollywood Studios for a time, they had this great movie ride.

You'd get in this big thing like carried like 50 people.

And then it would just drive around this big studio.

And the studio was divided into certain scenes of famous movies.

It's fun.

So like Singing in the Rain,

Indiana Jones, like a bunch of different stuff.

But one of the scenes was aliens.

And so you'd go into this part, the doors would close, you'd be in this dark room, alarms going off, you know, smoke, red lights, all this other stuff.

And then all of a sudden, out of the ceiling would come that thing right at you.

Like, ah.

Oh, my God.

I would love that.

It was the first time it happened, it was terrifying because you don't expect it.

And here it comes right out of the ceiling.

Anyway, I love stuff like that.

Great movie.

But the same guy who did the Fargo reboot on television is also doing the

alien.

Well, then I'm in.

I'm going to trust it because those Fargo shows were great.

It's gotten great reviews from people who have already seen some of the episodes.

And

yeah, I'll bite.

Why not?

Sure.

I don't see it.

There's not another Fargo this year, at least.

I don't think there is.

So I'll bite.

I don't know.

Does that come back for a fifth season?

No, the last one with John Hamm was the last one.

That's something that

all good things come to an end.

I know, but they should bring it back.

When are they going to bring back Heisenberg and get some more Breaking Bad episodes?

It's got to happen at some point.

I know, right?

Well, they came out with the movie.

I know.

And that was pretty good.

I liked it.

I liked it.

Didn't love it.

And then there was the Better Call Saul.

Better Call Saul was so good.

Is as good as Breaking Bad.

My personal opinion, as good as Breaking Bad.

I loved,

I almost

looked forward to Better Call Saul more than I looked forward to a Breaking Bad episode.

And I think the reason why is, and I watched Breaking Bad from the very first episode.

I wasn't watching it it with you um no jeff and i ended up come coming to it later and oh really

we were obsessed with it yeah yo you get six episodes in and you how can you not watch the seventh and the eighth and every other one after that it's so everyone every episode a piece of art it really is um so well done the storyline just it always yeah was plausible i mean listen none of it was actually plausible but it always connected the loose ends were tied up in some way shape or form there were never any dangling participles which i hate in a series like that.

And so many of those, you know, prestige TV series are guilty of.

But Breaking Bad, I watched from the very first episode because

I loved Brian Cranston from Malcolm in the Middle.

Uh-huh, you did.

You were a big Malcolm in the Middle fan, which is another fucking fantastic show.

And Brian Cranston shows off his chops in that show.

He is a comedic genius.

He uses his body and his face and his mouth and his words in ways that are just brilliant, in my opinion.

Go watch Malcolm in the middle if you want to have a fun time.

But then, so I was like, oh, I'll bite.

I like Brian Cranston.

Is this a comedy?

What is this?

And it was far from a comedy, but he is funny in the show at times.

But to watch that transformation.

However, I was, that was unfolding, just,

you know, unfolding.

And we didn't really know what it would become.

I know I was obsessed.

I know I loved it, but I didn't understand the totality of Breaking Bad and what it would become, what Brian Cranston would become as Heisenberg.

Yeah, you were rooting for him at first, then you were questioning why you were rooting for him.

Then he was a total lunatic, but you still managed to root for him.

And then he was like the worst person on earth, but you were praying that he was alive and that he would be freed from the, that he wouldn't suffer any consequences.

It's like you became obsessed with this absolutely evil person with very little morals or values, but you wanted to root for him.

And that's why I think Jesse became a necessity necessity in that show because he relieved that moral valve a little bit.

That's true.

You felt like somebody in this craziness has some redeeming value.

And that's why Jesse, I think, became such a critical role.

And he was very good in that role.

You could feel empathetic for him.

Where at the end, the Brian Cranston role of Heisenberg.

Walt, it was kind of like, is there any redeeming value about you kill people?

You murder people.

You blow people up.

You don't care who gets in your way.

You just want money.

That's it.

That's all you want.

Anyway,

I didn't realize what it would become.

Then when I watch Better Call Saul, I understand

within the first season that this is already super fucking fantastic.

And they're going so far back.

It's like starting at the beginning with like petty crimes and little shits that Saul would do.

You knew where it was going.

And his partner, too, on that show.

Kim.

Kim.

She was so good.

I loved her ponytail.

She was good.

She really was.

She was good.

What a beautiful woman, too.

I mean, just like really gorgeous, such a great actress.

The two of them played off each other so well.

Anyway, I didn't mean this to turn into a diatribe about Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Fargo.

Yeah, all the shows that you've already watched.

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

What I really wanted to say at the beginning of all this was thank you, everyone, who rode in and gave kind words to Astrid and I's anniversary.

Yes, yes.

Very lovely of you.

Some people have asked, What are you going to do?

Well, we've already celebrated a little bit, but we're going to go have a dinner.

You know, when you have three kids, it's really hard to get away for too much time, but we have some help.

So we're going to go have a dinner at a restaurant we wanted to see.

What did you get each other?

Was a question I got.

Like, what is the ninth year anniversary surprise?

Well, Astrid wrote some beautiful words to me, and I took, over the last couple of months, have taken my AI band

The rose?

Yes.

Chat 33P

and I

programmed it.

Chat 33P.

I programmed it meticulously to make a song for Astrid.

But you won't hear it here, but it was a song that I made for Astrid.

That is very sweet.

Yeah, and I sent it to Ross.

You guys are so romantic.

We can be.

We can be.

Not every day.

When you have kids, life is not romantic.

It's like the rose that you got her in the glass or whatever.

Oh, I got her.

Yeah.

I got her a glass rose.

And one of my kids broke.

That she was like, oh,

that's a thing.

I go, I'm going to get her a forever rose.

It's so lovely.

Look at that.

I spent, I don't know how many hundreds of dollars on it.

This forever rose, dipped in gold, stays forever that way, blooming and beautiful and all this.

And I gave it to her for like our first anniversary.

I was like, here you go.

Ta-da.

Ta-da.

I put it on the

I remember, I put it up on the mantle with like a little card.

And she was like, What's this?

And I go, It's a forever rose.

What does it do?

And it stays like that forever.

And she's like, Is that actual gold?

And I was like, Yeah, it's dipped in gold.

And she was like, Wow, how much did that cost?

And I was like, What does it matter?

Why does it matter?

And she's like, Well,

it's great,

but what are we going to do with the forever Rose?

What do you want me to do with this?

Carry it around?

I don't know.

You should have gotten like a

thing that you can stick on the dashboard of the car.

One of those suction cups for the Forever Rose so she can take it around.

Yeah.

She's like, have you ever heard of Carolina Herrera?

Because I'm not saying it's bad.

I'm just not saying it's good.

I'm not telling you you shouldn't have got it, but I'm also not saying you should have gotten it.

I don't want to see him ungrateful.

Yeah.

I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I also don't want to seem grateful.

So I'm just going to let you know.

I would have preferred a vacuum, if I'm being honest.

So, you know, hey, listen, you have hits, you have misses.

What are you going to do?

Yeah, I thought I was being romantic.

Meanwhile, I literally ordered it at a stand in the middle of a mall and had to come pick it up.

I'm not even kidding.

I remember those.

Yeah, that's where I got the idea.

And they had like one sample one and you had to order it because it was so much money.

You know, they don't have inventory at those places.

You don't even have money.

I think they give those things away for free, those little stands.

I don't think you need any money.

I think you can just show up with shit and start selling it.

I think you could at one particular place I'm thinking about.

Yeah.

Yeah, ten places you could think about.

Even Lennox Mall, all those stores are going out of business.

That's insane.

I have a feeling we're in for a rough financial ride over the next three years.

I really do.

I think this is, I, well, I don't want to, anyway, whatever.

Cares.

Yeah.

You're welcome.

You're welcome to

Astro.

You're a sweetheart and she's a sweetheart.

And I love the two of you.

We're all sweethearts.

We're all sweethearts.

Ambergon's a sweetheart.

And I'm so happy you two found each other.

Thank you very much.

And thank you to the audience for texting in.

I appreciate you being invested in

our love.

And when we get a divorce, you're on my team.

Just remember that.

You come with me.

All right, let's take a break.

We'll be back.

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One of the ongoing jokes that all of us have here at the household, including Chrissy, is that

someday Chrissy and I will retire to the villages while Astrid continues to live her young life out in a manner befitting of a queen, while Chrissy and I continue to do episodes of the commercial break, bringing in that hog money that we've been bringing in

for so long.

Remember, we're not part of that 3%, Prop G said.

We're part of the 5%,

the ones who are barely hanging on.

Sliver.

Yeah.

I'd rather be in like the 10% and just have a day job or be in the 3% and make $20 million a year like Prof.

G, but it's not happening.

So

one of the visions that Chrissy and I had after we heard about the villages was that we would be down in the villages in one of the 30 different neighborhoods they have there, 152 golf courses, Margaritaville, and we'd be down there hanging out, living out our best lives by staying intoxicated on narcotics as much as possible, like apparently a lot of people are.

Now, I realize a lot of this is conjecture and that it's probably mostly not true.

But I have been hearing things on the internet over the last couple of weeks, months.

I think because I was down in Florida, they were serving me up village, villages content.

I have an uncle-in-law, just like an addendum to the story.

I have an uncle-in-law who owns property on abutting one of the villages.

And for years and years and years,

the sons of the man who started the villages have been pitching him

trying to get that land.

And he's been doing improvements and building roads and all this other stuff.

I think finally he's going to come to a price and he's going to be fabulously wealthy because they just keep on buying up land down there, keep on buying it up.

Because there's more demand.

Yes, they own 57 square miles of central Florida, 57 square miles.

That's how big the villages is.

Last

it was over 150,000 residents.

It's 55 plus.

According to Kathleen Madigan, whose mother lives down there, if you are not 55 plus, you cannot stay the night on the property.

You can visit, but you cannot stay the night on the property.

Kathleen Madigan has a joke about it.

She says, I wonder if that's just what my mom's telling me.

I didn't read any of that anywhere, and I've been through a lot of villages material.

Yeah, my dad's in a 55-plus community, and that's not a hard and and fast rule

my room is a 55 plus community

i should have a rule about that because i sleep a lot easier um

but one of the things

it is 55 plus though you do have to own property down there you have to be 55 plus they have a hundred and some odd golf courses a lot of them are a hundred

plus golf courses i think it's 130

and a number of those golf courses are 27 holes.

So, I mean, but it's 57 square miles.

They have the room for it, right?

Lakes, they have different neighborhoods.

They have hospitals.

They have grocery stores.

They have restaurants.

It's its own little city.

Even though Hooters is currently in bankruptcy, and the one up in the corner near where I live has seen its better days.

I mean, oh my God.

I wouldn't eat in there if you paid me to.

I ate in there when I first moved here because I actually do like the chicken wings.

It was nasty back then.

And I don't think it's ever seen.

I don't think it's seen a dish rag since.

I don't know, but I'm just saying it looks terrible.

It looks terrible.

Still open.

They just opened their first Hooters, and the line to get into the Hooters at the villages

was insane.

If I could live another life, if I could be another person, I would be a waitress at the Hooters in the villages.

I don't think so.

With pads on.

With knee pads and elbow pads and head pads.

I'm going to get old real fast.

Oh, I can only imagine how much shit those girls must take.

Old white men, drunk, drugged out.

They have activities every hour of every day somewhere on the property.

I think, according to some people, 24 hours a day, some activity.

Yoga, stargazing, whatever.

Dancing, lots and lots of dancing from the videos I've seen.

But one of the things that alarmed me, that alarmed me the most is, you know, know, in America, there is a real problem

of

STDs going around the 55-plus community because apparently they are, because of Viagra and other supplements that allow men mainly to have continued sex well into their 80s or 90s, get a heart on or a half-heart at least.

I'm just thinking of that old dude with a half-heart

and a towel on it, Hanging on it.

Like Karth Brooks.

They're having sex and they're doing it unprotected.

And they're doing it unprotected and they're spreading around syphilis and herpes and chlamydia and all this other stuff.

The swingers community, apparently, in the villages is alive, well, and kicking.

Oh, I can imagine.

And instead of pineapples, while they do still use the traditional pineapples in some way, shape, or form.

Traditional.

It's loofahs.

loofahs.

Yes, you put colored loofah on your golf cart.

Because, by the way,

like the little mesh ones, yes, the little mesh ones.

Yes, and different colors mean different things.

Like, blue is like, I'm I just watch, green is go for it, I'm ready for, I'm ready to take you right now.

Uh, yellow is you know, uh, we're cautiously uh we like to pee, yeah,

we like golden showers, Yes.

Yellow is, I have bladder incontinence,

so I may

directly or indirectly pee on you.

Red is, I don't know, can't get it up, but I'm still here for the action.

I don't know.

There's a bunch of different

there's a key somewhere.

There's a key somewhere.

I guess it goes around in an email chain.

Now, lots of people online.

There's also, there's a whole ecosystem of like 55 and over bloggers and podcasters who do, you know, villages content,

like serious villages, like villages news, the villages news, crab apples, WSHIT.

And some of them will say, no, I haven't seen any evidence of that.

But then there's plenty of people who do have evidence of it, video evidence of people putting, hanging these loofah.

And so I came across this channel.

This guy is far from 55 plus.

He's probably not even 35.

I don't know.

He's like a manager I used to have, a newspaper I worked for.

Oh, really?

Maybe that's your old newspaper manager.

Maybe he's down doing villages.

Hey, Lance.

Anyway, he's down in the villages.

He has a channel called 55 and Over on YouTube.

I guess he's a young guy doing content for people that are 55 and over.

You know,

I can see the angle there.

He seems to be down at the villages a lot.

And there's a lot of people who go down to the villages, like younger folks who go down to the villages to hang out on a Friday or Saturday night.

Why?

I don't know.

But I guess the good drugs are there.

I'm not really sure.

There's that.

There's that.

So he's got a video.

Are the rumors true?

is basically the title of the video.

He's going to go around and talk to some people about some of the rumors that fly around the community.

I thought we would watch it because we got to know what we're getting ourselves involved in.

We do.

I need to know what color loofah we're going to put on our golf cart.

Well, I'm going to put on my golf cart.

We're going to have separate golf carts.

Yeah, we'll have separate ones.

I'll probably be.

I'll decorate mine differently.

Yeah.

I'll probably be like a rainbow.

And that way, just know that I'm up for anything.

I'm all about it.

I'm caught.

Just invite me.

Yes.

Just tell me.

All right, let's take a listen to this.

We're in the villages today, Brownwood Square, and we haven't done this video in a while.

We're going to ask people.

Worst part about the villages?

Best part of the villages.

We're going to ask people.

His microphone says road.

It's road.

It's a roadcaster microphone.

Explore55 Plus.

I'm sorry.

That's explore55plus.com.

I'll give him a shout out.

Explore55 Plus on YouTube.

Are the rumors true?

Let's go have a couple drinks.

Got to get looped up for this one because it is not an easy thing to go around just asking people.

No pun intended.

I think there was a lot of people.

Are they a couple, maybe?

Maybe they're a couple.

Maybe he's dating somebody that lives at the villages.

I don't know.

He's a young, good-looking guy.

Yeah.

And wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Yeah.

I could see how a guy would be into this.

An older lady.

A sexy older lady living at the villages.

Drive your golf cart around all day.

Play golf courses.

Live off Social Security for the next couple of years while it's still around.

Kind of stuff.

So, we're going to grab a beer, and she's kind of hungry, so maybe an appetizer.

And then I think they are a couple.

I think I'm getting that vibe.

I don't know.

The way that they're acting with each other.

It is Florida.

Rolling on this interview.

Whoa, those girls aren't 55 years old.

No.

All right, all right, all right.

What's your name first?

Nagan Banman.

Mama, mamma.

You can tell just by the way.

By the way, he's talking to a lady in a golf cart.

That's the thing down in the villages, too.

You have to.

Yeah, of course.

Just like Peachtree City, everybody has a golf cart.

And if you want to have some fun online one day, go to YouTube and do Villages Golf Cart Accidents and watch all the accidents on videotape of people just drunk driving into each other.

One guy hits another guy head on, and an old dude just flies out of the golf cart, maybe 10 or 15 feet.

He's okay, but it is really fucking funny.

It's a niche

insurance industry down there.

For sure.

And I bet that there is one golf cart salespeople, that salesperson, that has

a huge McMansion because of this.

Megan, Megan.

Ban Ban.

Ban Ban.

Ban Ban.

Ban Ban.

Ban Ban.

Bam, Bam.

Oh, she's sitting on the golf cart and she's like leaned over in a way that only an old drunk lady does.

All right, well, what's your favorite part about the villages?

I'm happier.

And you seem happy,

she does.

You seem miserable.

Awesome.

Yep.

People are nice.

Some idiots, but there are more people that are nice.

Yeah.

Well, it's better than beat it up.

Yeah, it's a very cool lifestyle.

What's why don't you like the cars after four?

I say, take up the room.

You gotta wait for them to lay even.

People don't move.

Yeah, like golf.

No, they take forever.

This is exactly what I would imagine the villages would be.

An old lady drunk on a golf cart, bitching about everything.

And she found a way to complain about her retirement in beautiful central Florida and basically the Disney world for people over 55 years old.

This, by the way, this place is immaculately clean, beautiful.

It's made up by Disney engineers, I have to imagine.

Park behind the buildings.

Why do they got to park here?

Because there's more golf carts than cars now.

Look at them.

Look all the way from the end.

There's more golf carts.

So rumor has it you have golf cart jams.

I'm here 10 years.

What do you love about it?

Well, I like the activity.

I like this music.

Restaurants.

People most of the time are very nice.

What I don't like.

I like hiding in the closet and watching my wife get pounded from behind.

I'm here 10 years.

I'm here 10 years.

Blow job every night.

That's right.

Flavor, save it sniff it scratch it sniff

is people parking in the handicapped spots that's not supposed to and then you get people that park right in the blue spots and nobody can talk the ring how did this guy manage to get into a conversation for three minutes and already everyone's complained about everything yeah he's asking you what's nice about the villages and you're talking about the handicapped spots everyone in the villages is handicapped

So there's a lot of that going on and they just don't care, you know?

But otherwise, I mean, it's a beautiful place.

And then that cheap on stuff.

When they do something, they do it top-notch.

Yeah, that I got given.

The woman in the background's like,

she can barely hold herself up.

One more GNT, mommy.

Someone took her golf cart

away.

That's why she's sitting there.

And by the way, did you notice?

It's just a row of golf cards.

Oh, yeah.

And she's at the end and she's just slouched in a down.

I mean, she's really just like slouching the way only a drunk lady, a drunk person would.

And then there's two dudes just grab their lawn chairs.

Yeah, just grab their lawn chairs to sit next to the drink.

And they're like in some kind of parking lot, obviously.

That's where the cars and golf carts are parking.

Yeah, he's bitching about people parking in the handicap spot.

Meanwhile, he's taking up an entire spot with his chair.

Oh, the blue fin.

This looks good, Chrissy.

Yeah.

Put this on the list of places we got to check out.

So

what we're doing primarily is we're going to do the reverse snowboard bird situation.

When I initially came down here, I thought, oh, man, you know, but when I initially came down here, I thought, ah, I'm still fucking 20-year-olds.

I don't belong down here.

Look at my hair.

I paid a lot for this.

But now,

Now I found just as much pussy here as I did anywhere else.

So I'm good.

Look at my dentes.

I love it.

Brother, I I mean, you got 106 pools, right?

You got kicking weather.

Hey, I highly recommend this place, man.

It is easy going.

It really is.

This is going to be me walking around with sunglasses.

Oh, yeah, a little gold chain.

Trying to make cool.

You'll have a little shell.

Yeah.

I'm going to have a little conch shell.

A hemp necklace.

It smells.

It's growing mold.

Staphycoccus.

I'll be getting scarlet fever.

It's probably where I got scarlet fever is from my hemp necklace.

Trying to make cool with the the kids.

Hey, brother, the weather's kicking.

The weather's kicking.

It's Florida.

It's miserable.

I like the summer bird instead of the snowbird.

Absolutely.

Because it gets busy.

This is almost the time to be down here.

Man, you don't need a reservation, bro.

Right?

Right, bro?

Who is that?

Looks like Guy Fieri's long-lost uncle.

He does look like Guy Fieri, doesn't he?

Imagine he has...

crazy blonde hair coming out of a headband and he's Guy Fieri.

One more question.

This is, are the rumors true?

Oh, I have no idea.

I have read about your loofah situation.

Ah,

see?

A little bit of anecdotal confirmation there, Chrissy.

But other than that, I have no idea.

We're just new for that.

Yeah.

I got too cute of a bride for 32 years anyway, man.

So hell with it.

So hell with the loofah.

Yeah, like you've never strayed.

Come on, dude.

You don't wear a gold chain like that.

Unless you've been to a few strip clubs on Tuesday night.

Well, plus, she's buying dinner tonight.

Did he just grab his dick?

He did.

He just grabbed his dick.

Plus, she's buying dinner.

Ding-dong.

He just rang the bell.

Ding-dong.

That was so funny.

I wish every time I grabbed my dick, I just that noise would come out.

You have it quickly on your phone.

I don't look at that.

Look at that.

That is sprawling.

There's an aerial shot of the villages.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

It's a European village.

That's what it is.

Yeah.

Looks like they're going around and interviewing people in some kind of little square.

Town square, town square.

I read that they have like 22 different

town squares.

I got to.

Yeah, you got to dissipate that traffic.

You can't have just one.

Look at these golf carts.

That's an $80,000 000 golf cart probably it's uh for those of you that don't know it is fashioned it's a golf cart but it's fashioned after an old rolls royce and um so it looks like a mini rolls royce

that's it's crazy

what's what's your guys's names first what's your guys's guys's is not a word can we stop that Nancy?

And Dennis.

Great to meet you, Nancy and Dennis.

All right, so best part about the villages.

A variety of activities.

I mean, you could do things from...

You can fuck on a Tuesday, you can fuck on a Wednesday, you can get it from behind, from the front.

It's just a smorgasbord of activities.

Morning until late at night, every day, and do something different.

It's very good.

How long have you guys lived here?

About two months.

It's two months.

Well,

not in the lifestyle yet.

Not yet.

Lived up to everything so far for the two months.

Exactly.

Yeah,

definitely.

I would add to that the restaurants.

The restaurants here are fantastic.

It's hard to find a bad one.

Yeah, you don't have taste buds at that age.

You don't know.

Old people don't have great...

You know what I'm saying?

Do you know what I'm saying?

I guess.

Doesn't your taste goes as you get away?

No, nothing your taste goes.

By the way, Astrid and I read something that the flora and fauna inside of your gut and inside of your mouth changes completely every seven years.

Seven years, yeah.

And so people get different tastes for different things over time, which you might like when you're younger.

And I can totally agree with this.

Listen, cream and cereal, about every seven years, I almost die of calcium

dust from cream and cereal.

But I just, my experience eating with the older folks in my own life, and I'm not even talking about 55 plus, let's say in your 70s, is that they don't, like the food doesn't have to particularly taste good.

And then they say, oh, this is so delicious.

And I think to myself, are you tasting the same thing that I am?

Because this is not anything close to what I would consider delicious.

Anyway, whatever, that's a different conversation.

I'll talk about it off air, Chrissy.

Very good.

And you can ride your golf cart to them, and there's tons of options.

There's so much here, it's a matter of what do you want to do or not do.

You can sit and relax or go do everything you want.

There are different variations of things like tennis, and then there's paddle, paddleball,

pickleball.

How's the weather been in the summer heat?

Get to the rumors about the loofah.

We need to know more about the loofahs.

I thought we know it's heat.

It was interesting.

They don't look like loofah people.

I'm just saying.

You know, what does a loofah person look like?

I've seen them in all different flavors and forms.

Yeah, they just look a little like prim and proper and nice.

Listen, when I went to the sex party, I'm telling you, while the majority of them were young chiropractors,

there was a couple guys that looked like this, mainly hanging out in the corner

with their micro penis.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then it was me, you know, just a looker.

I had a yellow loot.

I would have had a yellow loot.

Like it's a maybe?

No, just like, just here to observe.

Just here to observe.

Maybe later.

Online at the best things of Florida and the worst things of Florida.

The heat was in both categories.

It was interesting.

But yeah, it's summertime.

So what?

It's hot.

I'm a regular character.

So he's great.

Thank you, guys.

Have a good one.

See, they want to ask the questions, but they're not asking the questions.

No, they're not.

Yeah, you just got to go do it.

But I can understand you're at the villages.

This is your girlfriend.

You don't want to get kicked out.

You don't want to be that guy who's known for asking, like, you don't want to be the Howard Stern of the villages.

You know what I'm saying?

Or do you?

Or do you?

Yeah, why not?

Why do I care?

If I own the property, what can they do?

I guess they kick you out.

I guess the HOA there has got to be a son of a

very on point.

I have read that it is like iron-fisted HOA, and it is still owned, owned, and run, and managed, and developed by the sons of the same guy who had this idea in the first place.

Yeah, you got to keep your eye on that.

I don't want all these people.

Yeah.

I don't see what's to lose here living in a situation like this, if I'm being honest.

You go down, it is warm weather, besides the crazy hot weather.

You live in a place where there's a lot of people your own age.

There's a lot of activities.

It keeps you young and fresh and keep going.

And so far, we've seen just as many young people as we have older folks.

So you're down there, it's just like you're living in a regular place, only at night, it's mostly people your age up, you know, living.

Yeah, living and living and dying.

There's probably a lot of ambulances running around, but okay.

Do they do golf cart ambulances?

Are the rumors true?

Do they have golf carts?

By the way, I laugh and like in a decade, this is where I'm staying.

I know.

All right, let's take a break.

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Yeah, Chrissy and I are wondering what the relationship is between these two, and I suspect there's a relationship going on here just because at the beginning of the video, they were really handsy with each other.

And I don't know.

They weren't kissing each other, but they were still kind of handsy in a way that I don't think that's how mom and I just noticed a hug, but

okay, let's keep it.

Let's keep going.

Maybe we'll get more clues as we go.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

All All right.

Here's the next couple that they're going to.

Let's put a pin in it.

Let's put a pin in it.

There's a lot of synergy around here.

Let's put a pin in it.

We'll circle back after this meeting.

Let's take this offline, Chrissy.

Fuck you.

Take this offline.

If I hear that phrase one more time, I hope I never hear that.

Yeah, walk with me.

Let's take this offline.

Let's set up a separate meet for this conversation.

Let's not.

I'm out in email.

Oh, there's the Barn Storm Theater.

Yeah.

Oh, I want you to notice something very interesting about this.

Look behind the barn.

Do you see that they have a big wall that is painted to appear as if it's a sky?

Yeah, that is what they call forced perspective, and that is something that Disney does.

Really?

Yeah, they make it look like the utility buildings and all the other stuff are part of the landscape by tricking your eye.

And that's very interesting.

So it is Disney-esque in a way, I guess.

Nice to meet you guys.

So Greg actually doesn't live in the villages, lives nearby, and kind of enjoys coming over, but doesn't necessarily want to live full-time.

Yeah, I mean, it's exactly.

Yeah, you're putting words in my mouth and beer in my mouth, so I'll talk to you a little bit longer.

Yeah, he doesn't want to pay for it.

Yeah.

I mean, I love it here.

I love what there is to do and the music, but all the golf carts and

all of that, I kind of like my quiet time.

I come over here for the cuck holding.

I come over here with my wife and watch her get pounded.

Absolutely.

Like, we get feedback from a lot of people, and some people love that, and then other people think, like, yeah, it's a little bit overwhelming.

So it's not uncommon to feel that way, too, you know?

Yeah, I've looked, you know, in here for four years, thought it's where I wanted to be, but I don't know.

The newness wore off, you know, and I really thought about it.

And then she lives here full-time.

What do you love about it, hate about it?

I love it because there's always something to do.

Oh, she looks saucy.

She looks like the kind of girl that gets you in trouble on any night of the week.

Yes.

I just picked up golf.

I really am surprised on how much I like it, but you really have to want to do things.

But I'm getting used to it.

I'm still on the fence a little bit.

I guess you can just walk around and drink there.

Yeah, listen.

Why not?

I think it's kind of like its own little world down there.

I don't think anybody really cares.

If you're drinking and driving.

There's got to be police officers that come onto the property.

Obviously, there's no place in the United States of America where a police officer can't come except for Indian reservations.

But still, I mean,

you know, it doesn't look like there's much worry by any of these people just drinking in the golf cart, hanging out.

Here full-time, but it's really something else.

Thank you, guys.

What about the fucking loofahs?

Enjoy the song.

Enjoy the song.

Enjoy the song.

Is that Margarita Ville again?

Yeah, of course it is.

This is a stream of hits.

I'm telling you, it's going to be Pearl Jam Allison Chains Cranberries when we get up to it.

Okay, we have enough of the rolling.

Let's move on to another song.

Honestly, can we pick another fucking song?

Let's introduce them first.

So we got waved over by these folks because they recognize us from our channel.

channel yes these are celebrities we know we know them we feel like we know them because they've been in our living room

oh look at them yeah i think so yeah i feel like they know i feel like we know them because they've been in our living room on my only fans channel onlyfans.oldwhite pete

they're famous in texas they're famous in texas so you guys are staying in the village texas now this is in florida but they live in texas

you've rented a house and you're kind of scoping the area out.

So far, what are your thoughts?

We love it.

We love it.

We love it.

We love it too much.

Yeah, we love it.

Everything is just so nice, so clean.

Everybody's so friendly.

You get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.

Is there anything that you...

By the way, this is probably 9:30 a.m.

on a Wednesday.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

You thought, like, I don't know about that.

Like, you didn't like it.

Not so sure about the crowds.

We're not so sure that the amenities that they have that are more than others are worth the price for the crowds.

When we were here before, it was fallish, getting into the toward the winter, and it was already starting to get crowded.

Why don't you pick an area that's louder when you do these interviews?

A little background music would help this video out.

Well, it seems like that music's playing really loud no matter where they go.

Geez.

Am I old?

Because I'm like, this is obnoxious.

It looks too crowded.

That's the main thing.

Everything else, else, we love.

Have you guys looked anywhere else in Central Florida?

Well, I think we're going to look at On Top of the World and maybe the villages at Citrus Hills.

Okay.

Yeah.

You guys toodle around and enjoy yourselves.

Don't overthink.

Toodle around.

Put a loofah.

Put a loofah in the window.

Take your micro-penis out tonight.

Cause I'm gone, gone

in the closet.

Take a listen to my wife.

Yeah, pleasure to meet you guys.

All right, the next one might have better be.

Yeah, there's going to be something about Aloofa here.

The

conversation about the

completely misleading.

Completely misleading.

That's my wife calling me, but we're going to get on with this.

Absolutely.

Man, you were over Ocala,

but you've decided the villages.

Why the villages over Ocala?

I like that it's all 55 huts.

And I liked On Top of the World, but I felt like it was just not as active as the villages.

I just did a lot of research and I've been watching some videos and I really liked the villages.

So I brought them with me.

And we're doing

that.

Holy shit.

Okay.

Older lady,

well put together, looking nice, as everybody in this video has.

By the way, not a ton of diversity down at the villages, I've noticed this.

Haven't seen a person,

a black person anywhere in these videos, in the background or anything.

But I'm sure they're there.

I just don't see it.

But I will say, so he pans over to the side to show the people that, the ladies that she's with.

It is three lovely young ladies that could not be, none of them, older than 25 years old.

Yeah.

The visit together.

Yes, yes.

Well, the fun part is this way you can experience it, and you're waiting two years to retire, so it's the perfect time to start and learn.

I really love the golf carts.

This is truly a golf cart community, and I'm learning how to drive the golf cart.

Yeah, I'm learning.

You're learning more.

It's like a loofah.

You're learning how to drive a golf cart.

Have you ever driven a car?

It's easy.

Yeah.

It's actually easier than a car.

There's no stick, no windshield wipers.

I mean, some of the fancy ones do.

It is pedal, right, and brake.

Pedal and brake.

I was scared of them a little bit, but I am learning.

But there have been some not-so-friendly people, but there have been some very friendly people as well.

So that's what you get when you get a bunch of people.

Well, a ton of people.

Yeah, you get a ton of people.

You're always going to have an asshole in the crowd.

And then, you know, listen, when you get older, I think some people get more irritable.

Not me.

Look at me.

I'm aging gracefully.

So on the golf carts, because sometimes they're in a hurry to get places, they know where they're going, and you're just retired wanting to enjoy yourself.

Learning how to drive it.

They're probably from Jersey, too.

There's so many communities and activities.

And just from our first little tour alone that we had, it was really refreshing.

Yeah, I got to imagine they're either all daughters or friends, but I haven't heard nothing about a loofah, and that's what I want to hear about.

And I imagine that all the people with loofahs are probably somewhere else.

What I read also is that there are clubs, like there are swingers' clubs, and that you can get involved in those clubs.

And then the loofah indicate something regarding the clubs.

And that this kind of got out because, you know, some loosey-lips people in the clubs were talking about why they put loofahs on their car.

Drunk.

Drunk, for sure.

Everybody down there so far seems drunk, but that's okay.

No, totally.

I want to repeat what I've said.

I'm just saying it was a drunk person who let loose

the info.

It was bambi, mamm, mam.

Yeah, it was her.

I want to share our philosophy, and we've had this for a long time, since way at the beginning of the show, when we learned that there were grandmas in Eastern Europe and Yugoslavia that were gacking lines down at every party.

I think it makes sense to explore

safely and responsibly when you're young, when it comes to chemicals and

alcohol and all that, right?

Then put yourself together in your late 20s, get your shit together, be a responsible human, responsible adult, have kids, get married, do whatever you want to do in that period of time.

Then, when you get to retirement age, not 55, 65, 70 years old,

just hit it as fucking hard as you can.

Gack those lines, smack that smack, smoke that crack, get it out, wild out.

Because let's be honest, there's a reason why people do drugs, and it's not because it doesn't feel good, it's because it does feel good.

Well, then there comes addiction, then it doesn't feel good.

But who cares after 75?

Really?

I mean, honestly, am I going to care?

No, if I go, that's how I go.

Yeah, I guess so.

Brian Green, former mediocre comedy podcaster with over 7,200 episodes, dies of crack overdose in the villages in Florida.

At age 88.

Yeah, byline, no one cares.

At age 88, after a long bout with heroin addiction,

after a long string of arrests for heroin addiction,

crystal meth production and heroin addiction.

I'm going to become Heisenberg.

I know.

Irredeemable in my old age.

Just a miserable son of a bitch.

Yeah, I want to be the Heisenberg of the villages.

I think this is what makes sense for me.

Listen, I'm not encouraging anybody to do drugs.

I actually take it very seriously.

Addiction is a terrible thing.

It's a terrible thing.

It ruins lives.

It kills people.

It's terrible.

But there is something seemingly

fucking

when you're old and just going and getting it.

It's not, it's not a...

Nothing seems appealing about that at this point in my life because I have other human beings that I'm responsible for, and I'd like to clear-headedly take care of those people and make sure that I interact with them in a loving way, in a meaningful way, that there's some purpose to what I'm doing with them, some motivation and some drive that doesn't come from Vicoden.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, you've got lessons to teach and things

human beings to grow.

Exactly.

But when they get older and they're able to start to understand what I'm saying on the commercial break, and they really get embarrassed of me and eventually flee from the state to get away from me.

What else is there except for drugs?

And if there's a market, maybe that's a way where we can make some money.

Exactly.

Listen, we've already heard it.

We can have a little delivery service in the golf cart.

Oh, you know, they have it.

You know, they haven't.

Yeah, D.

Yeah, D.

Remember that cab driver?

He's probably down in the village.

I had a cab driver, older guy.

He was well over 55 when I met him.

And I met him one night because my

because of, I did my, because, I met him one night.

And I was getting a cab.

Yeah.

Well, no, I thought, I thought that's what we were doing was just getting a cab.

Little did I know that the person that we were in the cab with knew the cab driver.

And there was a whole transaction that went down.

Yeah.

I knew the guy for 10 fucking years.

I never once saw his face.

I saw his sunglasses in the rearview mirror.

He'd, he had a bunch of newspapers.

He'd dig around the newspapers.

He'd give it to you.

Whatever you needed.

He was a literal whole foods foods of narcotics.

And whatever you needed, you'd call him up.

He'd swing on by as fast as he could get there.

And he'd give you a lift if you needed one.

That was it.

There's a market for it.

Really, really nice guy.

His name is Bobby.

Bobby.

Bobby the cab driver.

And I always have wondered, whatever happened to Bobby the cab driver?

Did he get busted?

Did he go to jail?

Is he still driving that cab around?

He's down to the villages.

I'm going to call him later.

Yeah.

Now it's got my anniversary.

Hey, Bobby, you got some ecstasy in Viagra I can bar?

He's down to villages, and he's got a little taxi cab and a golf cart, and he's driving around with all those damn newspapers everywhere.

He had newspapers from 1972.

That dude hoarded newspapers in the front seat of his cab.

It was like his friend, the newspapers.

But he knew exactly where it was based on, he would dig in the newspapers and they pull out whatever, 10 Vicodin, cocaine, and whatever you needed.

So if there's an opportunity to make some money while I'm in the throes of addiction

in my retirement community, I think we have the best of all worlds.

And when?

It's win, win, win.

I continue to be an idiot.

I,

you know, quicken up my own demise and

I give people what they're looking for.

They're going to buy it from somebody else.

I mean, that's how

Walter got started, really.

He got the cancer diagnosis.

That's right.

He got the cancer diagnosis.

He said, fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

If I'm going to die, I'm going to leave my family with money.

A very, in my opinion, a very

noble cause in the beginning.

I mean, there is no honor amongst thieves, but at the end of the day, it felt like a noble cause.

The problem was he did it too early in life.

Yeah.

Wait till late.

He had to wait till late, even though I think he was, I don't know how old he was in that show, but he was like in his 40s.

Oh, he was?

Did you see that thing that I posted the other day about the TV characters, the people who played the famous TV characters that are all, not all of them, but some of them are much younger than we are now?

Oh, yes, yes, I know.

Isn't that crazy?

Makes me so sad.

And then I wonder, how is Mr.

Roper 42 years old in three's company?

That guy looked 90.

He did.

He looked 90.

Well, there were two, weren't there?

The first Mr.

Roper.

Don Knott.

Don Knott was old.

He was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think.

I don't really know.

Well, I mean, he was in black and white movies.

He was in the freaking Andy Griffiths show.

He was in the Andy Griffith show.

He was Barney.

I think Andy Griffith was black and white by choice.

I think they did have color TV back then.

I don't know either.

Yeah, and then he was

an Andy Griffith show.

Jesus.

If you grew up in Atlanta and you knew that the Andy Griffiths show was on repeat for four hours a day on that damn TNT or whatever.

Well, there was always Nickelodeon, too, that was replayed as a nightmare.

Nick at Knight.

Yeah.

Yeah, Nick at Knight.

Okay.

Anyway, listen, the villages, we didn't get to the bottom of anything.

We're going to need to do some more investigation.

One question.

I say F minus on the interviewing here.

It's just like that review of something that we did one time.

Remember, we did a review of the swingers result.

The boat.

Yeah.

It was the boat.

The crew.

The boat.

Yeah.

Swingers reviews are just in general bad.

We need a good swingers reviewer.

I don't know the world, so I don't think I'd be the greatest.

But if you want to bring me down to the villages, 55 plus and over, or whatever the channel's name is, I'll ask the tough question.

You can drink the beer.

How's that?

We'll make that deal.

I want to ask these girls, right?

Hey, hey, hey,

the 20-somethings.

Hey, are you into swinging?

Anyway, okay.

Happy anniversary, Astrid.

Oh, what's that?

What am I doing?

I can't take a break.

We've already done the show.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary, Astrid.

You have this to look forward to

in one short decade from now.

Maybe a little longer, but not too much, not too much past that.

We're going down to the villages, babe.

Actually, I think about it, my kids won't even be out of elementary school in a decade.

What am I talking about?

I'll be at the villages when I'm 90.

Oh, I'm not gonna get to enjoy this 55 plus community because my kids will be five plus when I turn 55 plus.

Oh, fuck.

Well,

that pushes you later to get there, which was what I was saying.

Yeah, that's true.

Made it to happen.

Yeah, that's true.

I don't have to live there for a while before I go into the throes of addiction.

I just go, bam, bam.

Bam, bam.

Move down.

Buy a crystal meth pipe the very next day.

Get yourself set up.

Get myself set up.

I'm just going to walk into one of the squares and be like, who's got meth?

I just see a bunch of old people like raising their heads with a quizzical look and then five or six hands going up.

Doesn't seem like anyone gives a shit down there.

No.

Each their own down there.

Each their own.

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