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We've got so much to talk about tonight.

The United States invades the United States.

America chooses who they want to live with in the MAGA divorce, and Trump has an escalation that lasts longer than four hours.

Let's get into the headlines.

By now, you've probably seen all the protest footage out of LA in the wake of Trump's immigration sweeps.

But despite what you're seeing on the news, keep in mind that most of the protesters have come with more of a chill, soCow vibe, dancing, playing music, and unleashing these devastating projectiles at police.

So there's definitely a chance that this can all be resolved peacefully.

As long as nobody escalates this thing with an unnecessary show of force, we'll be AO.

President Trump mobilizing 2,000 California National Guard troops against the will of the state's governor.

President Trump ordered the deployment of 2,000 more California National Guard troops, making for a total of 4,000.

Now making the unprecedented move of dispatching 700 active duty Marines to the streets of Los Angeles.

Yes, nothing calms down a situation like a military invasion.

In fact, that was part of my birth plan.

I was like, honey, I want candles, classical music, and 700 armed Marines storming the hospital room.

Also, drugs, lots of drugs.

You know what, scratch that, just the drugs.

You know, I'm beginning to wonder if Trump is intentionally trying to escalate this situation because more chaos allows him to portray blue states as centers of crime while positioning himself as a strongman that the country needs to rally around.

No, that's silly.

I'm sure he's just doing what's best for everyone.

Although deploying soldiers in an American city could put Trump on the wrong side of the law again.

There is concern over violating the Posse Comitadas Act.

The Posicomitadas law says that the U.S.

military cannot engage in police functions on U.S.

soil.

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Posse comitatas.

It's a very serious legal principle.

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Look, I believe strongly in pussy comitatas.

Indeed, Trump is truly in violation of pussy comitata.

That's to say nothing of his violations of the Snatch Act.

But in all seriousness, this is an extreme measure.

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Another major concern here is that Trump called up the National Guard without permission from Gavin Newsom, governor of California and man with strong opinions about the food and business class.

But Newsome is hitting back.

The absurdity of this cannot be understated.

There were 2,000 National Guard that were quote-unquote deployed, of which only 315 actually were mission assigned.

1,700 have no particular role or responsibility.

This wouldn't be the first time someone went to LA looking for a role and couldn't find one.

Hey, you listen to me, 1700 troops.

You keep following your dreams.

You work on your craft, knock down those doors, and most importantly, most importantly, do not go into porn.

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Although if you did, I've got a great title for you.

There it is.

So, okay, Newsom is lobbying the unfathomable accusation that Trump might make decisions without fully thinking them through, but I'm sure Trump will be the bigger man here.

Earlier in the day, the president suggesting that it might be a good idea if his borders are Tom Homan arrested the California governor.

I wish there was to go, Tom.

I think it's right.

When asked what crime Newsom has committed to warrant arrest, the president responding, I think his

primary crime is running for governor because he's done such a bad job.

That's a ridiculous statement from Trump.

Gavin Newsom's primary crime is obviously his podcast.

And even if Newsom wasn't good at his job, being a bad governor doesn't mean you should get arrested.

It means you should be mayor of New York.

So while Newsom and Trump fight each other, Los Angeles is becoming a battleground for their rivalry.

It's a hard story to turn away from, especially when some of these reporters are real easy on the eyes.

It is entirely possible that by the end of today we will see nearly 5,000 combined California National Guard and Marines deployed here in Southern California.

You can see how much smoke is being deployed on the other side by the LAPD.

Oh, I'm definitely seeing a smoke show.

Someone should really hose that down.

Excuse me, are you with CBS?

Because I'd like to watch that ass for 60 minutes.

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So that's basically where we're at right now.

Trump's terrible policy has generated a huge backlash, which he's responded to by overreacting, which is going to generate another backlash.

We don't know how this is going to end, but at least we know it'll be a huge waste of money.

Defense Secretary Pete Hagseth says the deployment of the state National Guard Marines will cost at least $134 million.

He expects the deployment to last at least 60 days.

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Now, a 60-day deployment is a very long time for these soldiers, especially if they don't have a lot to do.

Not to mention, it's going to make for a very weird Ken Burns documentary.

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The feud between President Trump and Elon Musk has been going on for almost a week now, but it's only getting started because yesterday that caddy bitch Trump was asked about Elon again.

So take off your earrings, everyone, because this is going to get ugly.

Do you think Elon Musk ever had drugs here at the White House?

I really don't know.

I don't think so.

I hope not.

Look, I wish him well.

You understand.

We had a good relationship, and I just wish him well.

Very well, actually.

Wait, what?

You wish him well?

I don't want to hear that weak-ass shit.

This is post-reunion behavior.

I want pre-reunion behavior.

What does this mean?

Is the feud over?

Maybe there's this potential softening of the feud that erupted over the big, beautiful bill when Musk called it an abomination.

Musk posted this reply to President Trump's post.

It's a heart emoji.

Read into that what you will.

Oh,

it's not over because a single heart emoji is actually some passive aggressive shit.

Which you know if you're Gen Z like me, don't Google it.

The single heart is the lowercase K of emojis.

Trust me, with this kind of crash out, Elon ate and left no crumbs, facts, no cap, short king.

I'm very young.

Again, don't Google it.

So who do Americans really support when it comes to Trump versus Musk?

Our own Grace Kuhlen Schmidt and Josh Johnson hit the streets to find out.

What started out as a bromance is now ending in tragedy.

Two billionaires.

And it's actually not us this time.

No, it's crazy.

Two billionaires are having a public feud.

And if this were a custody battle, America is the child caught in between.

Who will ignore our needs the most?

Who will remember our birthday?

There's only one thing left to do.

It's time to pick a side.

Oh,

I can go whichever.

Sure.

Are you Team Trump or Team Elon?

Oh God, neither.

Really?

That's like a knife and a knife.

I'll give you an easier question.

Douchebag or pedophile?

Neither, neither.

There's no way.

How about Trumper?

All right.

I mean, Trump's in charge of everything.

Elon should keep his mouth shut.

Team Trump or Team Elon?

Yiger.

I appreciate Elon saying what he's saying, and I feel like Elon might help be the bridge.

I used to be Tim Elon, but now it's like crazy.

What do you think Elon did that was so crazy that you said I'm no longer Team Elon?

Tweeting all that stuff feels very crazy.

But to you, Trump tweets like a normal human being?

I guess.

Have you been following the drama between Trump and Elon?

No, not at all.

Alright, I'll explain it to you.

We have Elon, who's actually, and I did some research, a billionaire.

He makes cars and he has a lot of money, which is kind of what billionaire means.

I have something in common with my friends, and so it makes sense that they have become friends.

And basically, then, so someone got mad at someone, and it's hard to remember who.

They both have money, and who doesn't love that?

And Epstein is an island, island.

He was an island owner.

And some other stuff, perhaps, as well.

So can you make a decision now?

Even though I just gave you so much information.

So I'll put you down as socialist.

What if it really came to blows in person?

Who you got?

You think Trump beat Musk?

Elon showed up to the White House with a black eye.

Yeah, he did.

Said his five-year-old punched him.

So basically, in this fight, if it ever comes down to it, Trump needs to train to reach the level of a five-year-old.

I don't think Trump's beating anybody when he wears still something so brutal.

I don't think so because the press is too nervous to ask something like this.

Between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, which one has the bigger...

Dick?

No!

God complex!

Oh,

I'm sorry.

Which one has the bigger what?

God complex?

Yeah, Trump.

So what lesson has this taught you about friendship?

Wow, that's a good question.

I feel like it's taught me that if two billionaires who have been ego-stroking each other for years can't make it work, what faith do we have in the rest of our friendships of just people with unpaid Venmo requests?

It sounds hopeless, right?

Exactly.

Is there anything that you think could get them back in each other's good graces?

Strengthen the friendship.

Give the money back to Eon.

Because if there's one thing someone like Eon needs, it's money.

But he wants more money.

When things happen,

they just run their course.

It's over and done with.

Move on.

So is that your advice maybe for Trump and Elon right now?

Move on.

Get out.

There's always a new billionaire buddy.

I say give him Epstein's island.

Move Trump and all the MAGAs to the island.

I'm actually glad that we're not billionaires because nothing is a breakout friendship up there.

Did you just tweet that I'm on Epstein's Epstein's list?

Yeah, but that was before when I was upset with you.

You're not coming to Boys Night anymore.

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My guest tonight is a multi-award winning actor who can currently be seen in the Phoenician scheme and this studio.

His new film is called Everything's Going to Be Great.

Please welcome Brian Cranston.

Thank you.

Oh, boy, I am such an enormous fan of yours.

Thank you for being here.

Thank you, Des.

Yes, and I'm not the only one, obviously.

They're just reacting to the applause sign.

That's all.

They're very obedient.

We are very controlling when it comes to audience noise.

This is true.

You are in so many incredible incredible projects right now.

I actually had to write them all down just to keep track of them.

Okay, so hold on, just forgive me.

The scroll.

All right.

Yeah, everything's going to be great.

The Phoenician scheme, the studio, all my sons, Malcolm in the Middle Reboot.

Breaking Bad the college years.

Brian Cranston searching for Stanley Tucci as he searches for Italy.

He went missing.

He went missing and you had to go find him.

Breaking Bread, the Walter White Baking Show.

It's a bake-off with a secret ingredient.

We won't say what it is.

It's a blue ingredient, but I'm not saying what it is.

Yeah, yeah, I think we have an idea.

It goes totally off the rails.

Trumbo 2 Electric Trumbaloo.

I'm on roller skates this time.

I'm very excited for that one.

This isn't that you really, you have so many.

That's, okay, we're done with that prop now.

It was good, though.

It was good.

I like the scroll.

So, when you play such an iconic character like Walter White, so many actors have a really hard time doing something other than that because audiences have to get used to them, seeing them playing different roles.

But not for you.

It feels like every role that you play, you play it like it is tailor-made for you.

No one else can do it.

So,

how do you even go about like transitioning from role to role?

Well, I have a scroll that helps me describe.

Perfect.

No, what was hard was going from Malcolm in the Middle for seven years playing this silly goofy dad in underwear like kids would wear

and then trying to get the job on Breaking Bad.

It's a little different character.

And this is true.

The people at AMC and Sony were saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You want the guy from Malcolm in the Middle to be Walter White?

No, no.

You know, and so it was, we had to convince them that that's what actors do.

Yes.

There's an interest, I love the story that you tell about getting that job, how that, how one job on, is it the X-Files that Vince wrote on?

Yes.

And you had no idea would ever lead to that opportunity.

You never do.

As an actor, you're just looking for work.

Yeah.

You're anywhere you can because you have bills to pay.

I had a young family

and acting pictures and resumes and all this.

Right.

And the offer came in to audition for the X-Files and I happened to get it.

Okay, great.

I worked on the X-Files and then 10 years later, after Malcolm in the Middle,

I get this call that Vince Gilligan from, he's doing this new show called Breaking Bad.

Do you remember him?

I said, No.

Do you know?

He said, He wrote X-Files for you.

Do you remember him now?

No, I don't.

So I had to go in and really sell myself that I was the guy

to do this job.

And he was my champion to get it.

And that's what you need.

You need someone who believes in your talent, believes in you, and can support you on your way through.

You need those breaks.

He remembered you because you left an impression.

I peed on his rug, and that's how.

As you do.

So as you do.

I left my scent.

Yes.

Yeah.

And it worked.

Yeah.

You talk about doing a lot of extra work as you were coming up.

I also did a lot of extra work.

It's how I got my SAG card.

Yeah.

What was the first role that you had that actually had a name?

Well,

if you don't call Drunken Frat Boy a name, is that not a name?

Or is that?

Okay, I was Drunken Frat Boy.

I did Baywatch.

I did anything, you know.

I mean, yeah.

My first role with a name was cutie number two.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah.

And I threw my bra at Chris Evans.

You know, very silly movie.

Yeah.

I don't know what they're clapping for.

It's classy.

Yeah, it's real classy.

If you see him, could you ask if he still has it?

Yeah, I'll get it back.

I could use it.

The Phoenicians game.

This is your third Wes Anderson movie.

It is?

Yeah.

I feel like with Wes Anderson movies, you see one frame and you know it's a Wes Anderson film.

That's right.

So hyper-specific about the visuals and aesthetic.

What is it like to be directed by him?

He is a sweetheart of a man.

He really is.

And that's why everybody wants to work with him because he has such a clear vision.

He's a true auteur.

And like the trust exercise that we all took in Acting 101, where you fall back into your partner's arms and you realize, I need to trust the people I work with, we all trust him.

When we read his script, it is very dense and

sometimes confusing because it's so involved.

So he makes a cartoon, what he calls a cartoon.

It's an animatic.

He does the animation for it in the full

hour and a half long of the entire movie.

And he voices all the characters.

And then he voices every single character.

And then he says, here, this might make more sense to you.

And so you're watching the whole movie play out, and you hear his voice do your character, and you realize, oh, that's what he wants me to do.

Somewhere out there.

And so you go searching out there to see if you can capture, you know, like a

firefly.

That's how it feels.

Like you're, you know, you're trying to hunt down something that makes it familiar to you.

That sounds so time-consuming and very expensive.

Actually, he doesn't pay his actors very much, so it's actually cheap.

You heard that here first.

I have the studio, it is my favorite show this year.

It is so, so funny.

And watching those, especially those final two episodes with you in it, has me thinking you are the you have the most range of any actor known to man.

That applause sign is amazing.

It's so good.

It's so good.

I've got to get that for home.

Yeah.

You play this insane movie mogul, this CEO of a studio,

and there are all the, I don't want to give anything away, but there are all of these wonders, these giant, ethically long takes, and you're doing all this crazy physical comedy.

How do you rehearse for something like that?

Rehearse well.

We do it, we do about 15, 16, 18 times.

And we get it fluid and really well done.

And then once you get your lines out, then

Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg, they said, you know, say whatever you want.

So you're thinking of lines that you can throw out there and pitching ideas.

And I know there was a, I was, in the 10th episode, I'm hugging a statue out in Las Vegas on the strip and and I'm I'm orally copulating this statue

which was a choice I made

that I now regret.

No, no.

I think sometimes you got to blow someone to get that Emmy.

That's true.

That's a good point.

I think

it's bound to happen.

That's a good point.

Yeah.

Good point.

And it reminds me of my youth.

Everything's going to be great is a beautiful.

I was hoping.

Please.

If there's one movie we need right now,

I sure should hope so.

I don't know if I can confidently say it, but I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.

That's for sure.

It's beautiful, and it's so funny.

And I'm curious, this is about, you play Buddy Smart, a struggling regional theater producer

with your wife, Alice and Jani.

You're raising these two teenage boys.

I'm curious, I learned in your book that you come from an entertainment family.

Your parents were actors.

Your dad was someone who...

hung on to his dream and never wanted to let go.

Were you inspired by your family dynamic or your father at all for this role?

Yes, and we're always learning from our parents.

And I think my dad made some mistakes and he always wanted to be a star.

That was so important to him.

And it didn't happen and it hurt him really bad.

And consequently, then hurt the family a lot.

It broke up the family.

And it was ugly in many cases.

And I learned from that thinking.

Why be a star?

No, I just want to be able to make a living.

If I can make a living as an actor, that is my success story, and that's what I want.

And so this I was the third generation actor my daughter is the fourth generation actor

I'm so proud of her she's playing a

yeah it's like

she's on the pit right yeah she plays she plays dr.

Mel King on the pit and she is doing she's such a beautiful actor and she's in it for all the right reasons and it's like I'm I can't I can't be more proud.

She learned from the best.

You're about to head to the West End to London to do All My Sons.

I am.

Yeah.

Are you inspired by wanting to do that play, or do you just feel like now might be a great time to cool your heels in Europe for a bit?

Everything's going to be great.

Everything's going to be great.

Everything's going to be great.

Everything's going to be great.

I,

you know, as a theater rat, I can't stay away from the theater long.

It's exhausting because I tend to choose damaged characters that I'm most attracted to.

And every time you go to the theater and perform, it's like a gut punch.

And you're like, oh my God, why am I doing this?

And you're so exhausted and yet so exhilarated.

And there's a relationship.

What you have with this great audience, you have a relationship with them.

You say something, they react.

And that's like doing live theater.

I feel you when you're in my, in my theater and we're performing.

The difference is you have to come up with new material, right,

every day to the same audience.

I have to do the same material to a new audience.

So it's the same responsibility just in reverse.

Yeah.

And we're here to entertain.

That's right.

And so when you do a show 175 times, the same material every single night, but to a new audience,

the motivation for you is to say, they paid good money.

They deserve to hear a story.

That's my responsibility.

I'm going to give you the best damn story I can give you.

And then you have it.

That's right.

That's right.

Well, I think...

I think the important takeaway from this interview is that Brian Cranston and I are exactly the same.

Yes.

Exactly.

We are the same.

Exactly.

Same level.

Same, same, same.

No, you are an absolute delight.

Thank you for being here.

Congratulations.

Everything's going to be great.

Everything's going to be great.

Everything's going to be great.

We'll be in Select Theater.

20th.

Brian Cranston.

We're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.

That's our show for tonight.

But before we go, tired of complaining about who's running things?

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