Local Hour: Heat Stroke

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Speaker 12 Shadow show.

Speaker 12 Shadow show.

Speaker 12 Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Shadow Show.

Speaker 6 Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Shadowing it.

Speaker 10 Shadowing it. Jess, I really need your help today.

Speaker 10 I think more than I ever have in the history of our company because you are faced when we talk about The Heat and Jimmy Butler and Cole.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 your face.

Speaker 10 speaks for what I know is the audience outside of Miami. And Zaslow is a bigger bigger homer than Mike.

Speaker 6 I just don't think that's true or possible.

Speaker 10 I just don't think that's true.

Speaker 10 I'm telling you. It's impossible, Dan.
I think that Zaszlo is more than Parakeet Cortez.

Speaker 13 Ask him what he thought about Xavier Restreppo's 40 time and see what he says, and then we can decide who's a bigger homer.

Speaker 13 But it's really hard to beat Mike.

Speaker 10 Jeremy. So, this is what I need your help with because I think that

Speaker 10 Jimmy Butler's stuff is going to contaminate the show, poison it.

Speaker 10 And I've seen over the last, I don't know, 12 months, you

Speaker 10 have been beaten down by heat disease. Like, it's, there's no subject around here that's...

Speaker 13 It's called heat stroke.

Speaker 10 Any amount of heat talk makes, like, I see it on your face. And when I see it on your face, I see the rest of our audience outside of Miami.

Speaker 13 I've hated the Miami heat since the decision because Michael Wilblan told me LeBron James was going to come to the Bulls and he didn't.

Speaker 13 And then I moved here and I hated them even more because I had to sit next to Mike Ryan and Jeremy for four years.

Speaker 10 So what am I going to do today?

Speaker 6 I can't do it, Dan. I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 6 No, but I have to do it.

Speaker 10 Jeremy just ran across the street for live coverage.

Speaker 6 He just ran across traffic. What are you laughing about?

Speaker 15 What if we just tell him he's going to be on the air, but we really just leave him across the street?

Speaker 13 I think that's what Dan was planning to do already.

Speaker 10 I have a problem, problem, though, because,

Speaker 10 Roy, you can vouch for this. Like, if I

Speaker 10 who's a bigger heat homer, Zaslow or Mike Ryan?

Speaker 15 Oh, it's Janja Zaszlo.

Speaker 12 He bought a championship ring.

Speaker 10 What? He did? I think he owns...

Speaker 10 No, I think he owns two championship rings that the team gave him. Why did you just accuse him of buying a championship ring? He bought the championship ring.

Speaker 6 That is not in any way true.

Speaker 16 This is the Don Levatar Show with the Stu Gats Podcast.

Speaker 10 If you are not listening during the Shadow Show, I do believe that I just heard Roy make an accusation against Jonathan Zaszlo that is the single greatest insult uttered from one person who works here to another that I have ever heard.

Speaker 10 I read on the face of Jonathan Zaslow more hatred for Roy, who he's loved all his life, more hatred for Roy for accusing Jonathan Zaszlo of buying a Miami Heat Championship ring in

Speaker 6 earning it.

Speaker 3 Earned, not given. You've heard that before, right?

Speaker 6 Earned, not given. Hey, I didn't say you didn't earn it.
Okay. I just said you bought it.

Speaker 3 That is a shocking accusation.

Speaker 3 That's very...

Speaker 3 That's not how I expect to start a Tuesday. I thought I was coming in here.
I thought everybody's feeling good about themselves.

Speaker 3 I thought we're going to be all over the Heats tip tonight because Jimmy Butler is here and he's part of the enemy.

Speaker 3 I'm just saying, all right. I thought we were all on the same page and that is that is a heavy accusation.

Speaker 2 What do you think hypothetically hard times Zaslow Manor, what do you think you could get for those rings?

Speaker 3 You know,

Speaker 3 let's just put it this way, all right?

Speaker 3 Everybody knows that if their house caught fire in the middle of the night, we all have that one thing that we would grab on the way out and the box with my rings in it.

Speaker 3 That's right, rings, plural, plural. The box with my rings in it.
That's what I'd be grabbing.

Speaker 3 So the best way to answer that question is priceless, baby.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's say hypothetically

Speaker 2 you have to sell something and in this weird world, it's like a Zazzlo fan that just wants Zazzlo memorabilia and it is either one of your rings or your children's birth certificates.

Speaker 3 Birth certificate. You can get another.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you can get another one. No problem.

Speaker 3 I can't go to the championship ring store and get another one with Zazzlo engraved on it. No, but I can go to the birth store.

Speaker 5 You can.

Speaker 2 You bought the first one.

Speaker 6 You can just buy another one.

Speaker 3 Okay, that's insulting.

Speaker 10 You guys need to be nicer to him.

Speaker 17 So he didn't buy it. The team gave it to him.

Speaker 6 Stole it.

Speaker 14 Earn.

Speaker 3 I stole it. How do you steal something with your name on it? It has my name on it.

Speaker 10 All right. So this,

Speaker 10 Roy, that was shocking, okay? Just, I can't think of anything worse in the executive producer seat than to have someone new as a co-host.

Speaker 3 That's not how you make someone feel wanted.

Speaker 10 It's unbelievable that you would accuse him of buying his championship.

Speaker 6 Unsolicited.

Speaker 10 Well, he made an accusation there that I would also make of Zaslow. He was actually paid to wear that ring because the Heat paid him four years as the pre-game, post-game.

Speaker 17 Oh my God. How many people on the show have been on the Heat payroll?

Speaker 6 Well, okay, that's it.

Speaker 3 That's not true. I was paid through the radio stations, not the Heat.
I've never been on the Heats payroll.

Speaker 3 I do have to mention that.

Speaker 17 Jeremy's paid by

Speaker 17 the regional network.

Speaker 2 The media get talking points from the Heat.

Speaker 2 This is what's going to be put out there because I think that's the thing.

Speaker 17 That might be the stupidest question that you've ever seen.

Speaker 6 Well, I asked a pretty bad hypothetical earlier. Yeah, you did.

Speaker 10 Okay, so go ahead and do that then, Billy, if you'd prefer.

Speaker 2 Well, no, we could get to that later. We're talking about the heat now.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 17 Talking points this week were the Jimmy Butler tribute video to get a gauge for what the fans want, to get a gauge for what the reaction is going to be, right?

Speaker 17 You're told to put feelers out there on the tribute video.

Speaker 3 i am certainly not told anything since i stopped being on the broadcast i haven't been on that broadcast since the year 2022 of our lord all right since then i've never been told anything all right the thing the words that come out of these at that mouth the words that come from this lips

Speaker 6 you said from this brain you said that very poorly hold on you said that very poorly this are we live the seat gets everyone erase that uh

Speaker 2 about the words coming out of that lips start over

Speaker 10 wait a minute let's go go to a real broadcaster live across the street. Jeremy Tashay is in the weeds with the Miami Heat because it's a very serious day.

Speaker 10 Jimmy Butler is returning to the Miami Heat. Let's go out to Jeremy Tashay.
He is the first reporter who's out there right around the ambiance. What's going on out there, Jeremy?

Speaker 5 Dan, we wanted to be the very first ones on this story as the energy gathers here outside the Casaya Center.

Speaker 5 We have Dwayne Wade over my right shoulder, but we know that Jimmy Butler will be looking over both shoulders as the heat approach him tonight.

Speaker 5 Jeremy Tashé, Metal Arc Media, here outside the Casaya Center.

Speaker 2 Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun is rising behind him and there's a building in the way. He's standing in shadows.

Speaker 10 All right, that's a live report. Thank you.

Speaker 5 There is indeed a reflection off the building across the street.

Speaker 9 The voice too. I don't like it.

Speaker 10 What, the sing-song you broadcast your voice?

Speaker 18 I don't keep that for your... your paid stuff.

Speaker 10 No, that's that's no, he wants to.

Speaker 5 Jeremy Tashay, MetalArc Media.

Speaker 6 He wants to.

Speaker 9 He already got his marching orders, Dan. He went inside, got his marching orders, and came back out.

Speaker 10 No,

Speaker 10 he wants to run between both worlds and then eventually be a sideline reporter who's playing a kaleidoscope or playing a, you know,

Speaker 10 doing something.

Speaker 6 A xylophone?

Speaker 10 A xylophone.

Speaker 6 A kaleidoscope is that thing that looks like a...

Speaker 10 Yes, it would have been a better joke is a xylophone. But

Speaker 10 he wants to be a sideline reporter who

Speaker 10 dabbles in the arts, but he's got to go sell his soul with cheese broadcasting first.

Speaker 5 I am selling grilled cheese. Is that what you said out here, Dan? Grilled cheese?

Speaker 5 No, they don't sell grilled cheese at Big Face Coffee, but they do sell $50 cups of coffee, unless you're a Golden State Warriors employee, in which case that will cost you $30.

Speaker 5 That's the latest report from Jimmy Butler and his camp here outside the Caseya Center. Jeremy Tashay, MetalArc Media.

Speaker 10 That's good information. Thank you, Jeremy.
We'll be checking back in over the course of the next important four hours.

Speaker 6 hours.

Speaker 10 He's dying to talk about this stuff.

Speaker 6 You're going to be out there for four hours?

Speaker 10 I mean, it's a big day. It's a big story.
This is the big story of the day. Well, Juju Watkins should be the big story of the day, but locally, locally.

Speaker 17 I feel like this game has been,

Speaker 17 it just needs to happen already because we've been talking about it for so long. We just need to get this over with.

Speaker 3 I'm just glad that they won the other day, man. You think I need 11-game losing streak as the headline on national TV? I don't need that in my life.

Speaker 10 Okay, but let me ask you guys this question because

Speaker 10 I would imagine the nation at large is weary of all of this, especially here. I would say that there's just a general fatigue about, really, we're going to make all of this noise about Jimmy Butler?

Speaker 10 When, yeah, he kind of made himself a star in Miami and got the things that he wanted in what was a blessed marriage for both parties for the entire time they were together.

Speaker 10 And then at the end, he said, I'm more valuable than this. And since then, has proved it.
Because the last 16 games, I think we can all say, oh, he was right.

Speaker 10 All those 40-point games were required from him in the playoffs. He had eight of them, never won in the regular season.
So these guys were helpers.

Speaker 10 Bam, all-star, Olympian, champion, you know, winner guy. But you're a number two.
And

Speaker 10 you're a number two. And look at what it looks like when it's you and Hero as the number one.

Speaker 10 Jimmy ends up winning there. He's coming back a winner on what this looks like.
But what I want to ask Jessica about and the audience at large is What, because I hate pregames, but this stuff we love.

Speaker 10 The soap opera nonsense, the narratives, the stories, the things that make it all easy

Speaker 10 and dumb, but is fun for content.

Speaker 10 But when sports can be great, what has to happen tonight for it to merit even a fraction of the amount of talk it's gotten when the nation at large says, get Jimmy Butler out of my life?

Speaker 10 He's not a champion.

Speaker 10 He's a number one who's actually a number two because he's never going to win a championship as the lead guy.

Speaker 3 I think, I'm sorry, Jess, I was going to say, I think most everyone is watching tonight hoping Jimmy Butler crushes the.

Speaker 17 heat. That's what I was about to say.
50-point game from Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 17 I will go run a lap around the Kasaya Center tomorrow morning.

Speaker 10 So that is what that would make it worth it? It's not game winner. It's not a fight.
It's like,

Speaker 10 what's the ideal situation? Like, content gold mine of I'm interested in sports and the buildup to a regular season game. Like, this is the last regular season.

Speaker 10 This is the last game of the heat season that will matter because even in those play-in games, we all know this team is not going anywhere. It's broken.

Speaker 3 You're not getting fired up for Heat at Chicago playing?

Speaker 10 Chicago put up 150 on the Lakers.

Speaker 5 They love the play-in game, too.

Speaker 6 Chicago's a fun thing.

Speaker 2 Listen, guys, just a couple of years ago, people were saying the Heat should lose a play-in game so that they could increase their shot at getting the number one pick or winning the lottery.

Speaker 2 And what happened?

Speaker 2 The Heat went on a magical run because of Culture and Jimmy Butler, and they made it all the way to the NBA Finals in a Hollywood-type story that just didn't have that ending that we needed.

Speaker 2 But once you win and you get in, anything can happen. I think this Heat team can go on a run.

Speaker 10 Okay, Billy, thank you for that.

Speaker 6 What's to do with that?

Speaker 10 No, no, well, I'm going to explain something that's happening with Billy right now. He feels a genuine snort.

Speaker 10 I'm going to explain exactly what's happening with Billy Gill. Okay, he's been very frustrated for 12 months, more than 12 months, actually, probably his lifetime with our show, because he believes...

Speaker 10 What do you mean? I haven't even made the accusations yet.

Speaker 2 See, we're starting with 12 months, and I'm looking at my timeline. and life.
I don't know what's going on here, but.

Speaker 10 Okay, over the course of you living

Speaker 10 in a world where the heat are talked about the way this show talks about them, I believe that for largely 20 years, you believe that there are things you're not allowed to say about the Miami Heat people.

Speaker 6 Oh, I can't. No.

Speaker 10 Your voice has been suppressed for 20 years around here. And today's your day, Billy Gill, because this is the biggest heat homer I've ever met.

Speaker 4 Hit?

Speaker 10 This right here. He's a journalist.
Jonathan's.

Speaker 3 I am a journalist.

Speaker 3 I mean, I'm not a journalist.

Speaker 2 Ignore what he's wearing.

Speaker 4 He's a journalist.

Speaker 6 It's not true.

Speaker 10 Jonathan Zaz. Look,

Speaker 10 Mike Ryan criticizes poisonously the Miami Heat. Zaz will get mad at him.
Zaz will not rip the Miami Heat the way Mike Ryan does.

Speaker 3 Well, and Mike sits here.

Speaker 3 Mike sits here and will tell you that he's not watching the heat.

Speaker 3 I'm watching the heat begrudgingly the last couple of months. Like, I wake up in the morning.

Speaker 3 Now, I don't feel that way today because I'm looking forward to the game tonight, but I'll wake up begrudgingly over the last month. Like, oh, great, the heat are playing tonight.

Speaker 3 That's what I got to do for two and a half hours of my life tonight. Like, I, Mike Ryan won't watch it, though.
I mean, I'm sitting here and

Speaker 5 hang with him, man.

Speaker 17 He'll still tell you what he thinks. Don't worry.

Speaker 10 Okay, but when I talk about Heat fans in the history of this market, what this team means to Zaszlo and now Zaszlo's kids because he insisted on passing it down as someone who was proud, honored to earn

Speaker 10 working days and nights. His shifts were crazy.

Speaker 6 That's why I

Speaker 3 have all the gray hair. I mean, that was.
I did that for seven years.

Speaker 10 All right. So for seven years, he's doing the post-game and then waking up to do the morning show.
And he aged about 40 years in seven years. He arrived here a broken man.

Speaker 10 He used to be the young one, Tony.

Speaker 6 Laugh in his face.

Speaker 10 He used to be the young one. He used to be the kid.
And seven years of loving the heat, he gave his heart and age over to this franchise.

Speaker 3 I gave them years of my life, Tony.

Speaker 2 Well, explain Tommy Tig to me then, because he didn't have a gray hair on his head.

Speaker 3 Well, maybe there's some performance enhancement going on.

Speaker 6 Whoa!

Speaker 19 I'm just trying to break Tommy Tig.

Speaker 6 I'm trying to be real.

Speaker 2 I saw him that day in the studio.

Speaker 6 He did not look like P.E.D.

Speaker 2 The day you threw trash at Tony.

Speaker 6 Exactly right.

Speaker 10 All right. We go back out to Jeremy Tashay now.
Jeremy Tashay is reporting live at the Kasayas Kasaya Center, where there's a lot of mood and a lot of fans. What's What's the energy out there, Jeremy?

Speaker 5 I mean, the energy is palpable, Dan. I've got Trevor from Georgia here with me.
Now, Trevor was a fan of the Miami Heat because of Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 5 So, Trevor, what are your thoughts on Jimmy Butler's return to the Kasaya Center?

Speaker 4 Oh, I'm excited.

Speaker 18 I think Jimmy's about to whoop some butt.

Speaker 10 Okay, that's not good.

Speaker 7 We're not going to talk about that any longer.

Speaker 6 All right, Ben.

Speaker 5 Conversation of that.

Speaker 10 Good, good report for calling it the Butler.

Speaker 7 But McGinnon.

Speaker 6 Just give Trevor a microphone, Jesus.

Speaker 17 Dan, that's totally something you would ask.

Speaker 5 Trevor, here, would you like the microphone?

Speaker 17 Angel to mock up for you.

Speaker 6 Sure. Please.

Speaker 5 I think Jimmy's about to do great.

Speaker 18 He's not, bam, ain't going to do anything.

Speaker 4 I hope Steph comes out and plays.

Speaker 5 I'm sorry, Heat, but Jimmy's about to give y'all some whooping.

Speaker 6 All right.

Speaker 6 I must leave Sarah Dean.

Speaker 5 Outside the Kasaya Center. All right.

Speaker 6 Jeremy Cachet, Metal Arc meeting.

Speaker 10 All right, thank you.

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Speaker 4 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 4 Teammates can't shoot from three.

Speaker 14 Now they're gonna see a different Jimmy. Now he's just just playing.
Nickel back in the locker room and Stugats. They'll play D and show threes as they chase the Nets for the sixth seed.

Speaker 14 These five words in his head. Scream, are we winning games yet?

Speaker 16 This is the Dan Lebatar Show with the Stew Guards.

Speaker 17 You guys must run into like spring breakers all the time down here this time of year. We ran into a few on Saturday.

Speaker 17 Okay, well, maybe not, maybe not where you live. But Dan, I'm sure you do occasionally.

Speaker 17 I'm walking my dog, and there are these like drunk 20-year-olds coming coming up to us on the sidewalk Saturday night and they're like, oh my god, what a cute dog.

Speaker 17 And they're like petting her so aggressively. And we're like trying to just like, okay, you're, you're a little intoxicated.
It's spring break. We understand.

Speaker 17 We're gonna, we're gonna keep moving along. And there's like these like hordes of college kids chasing us down the sidewalk trying to pet our dog.

Speaker 9 Yes, it is.

Speaker 6 That is spring break in Miami.

Speaker 10 It is. Well, what they've

Speaker 10 What they've done to spring break is interesting. We'll go back out to Jeremy in a second.

Speaker 10 But I did see something yesterday that I've never seen, and I have to think that no one's ever seen before I saw it, because

Speaker 10 I'm driving and in front of a post office, okay, where you've got a four-lane stretch of traffic. There is a woman who is squatting in front of the post office, urinating in a bush, trying,

Speaker 10 but not just that, she's got a yoga mat under one arm, she's got a cigarette in her mouth, and she's holding a sandwich.

Speaker 10 There's no way like a sub there is simply no way that is something that has ever been seen by anybody before

Speaker 10 that by anybody.

Speaker 17 When you gotta go. Yeah, let's ask.

Speaker 6 But

Speaker 10 we'll go back out to Jeremy in a second, but I want to show everybody here because I need to... I want everyone to understand how much Zaslow cares about this team.

Speaker 10 I have a photograph from a long time ago.

Speaker 6 I don't know.

Speaker 10 And I don't remember the context exactly of this. I know what this is.
But I've been sending this photograph to Jonathan Zaszlo for, is this 15 years? Because we can mark the date on

Speaker 10 before a Miami Heat game when the blueprint was at risk.

Speaker 10 When everybody was scared,

Speaker 10 Jonathan Zaszlo claimed that he was not scared before a game.

Speaker 10 And this photograph of Jonathan Zaszlo not being afraid, being a Heat fan who would never lose hope and would not be despondent, this was Jonathan Zaslow very much believing their season was over.

Speaker 3 That right there is now, it was the worst moment of my sports fandom life at the time. It's now the second worst, but that is that is right after, that's in the bowels of the arena.

Speaker 3 I just got off doing the post-game show, a post-game where the Miami Heat lost game five in the Eastern Conference Finals to Boston, and they fell down now three games to two.

Speaker 3 They were going to Boston now for game six. We all know what happened there.
LeBron, he had the eyes. Heat win the series.
Amazing. But that right there, they fell behind three to two.

Speaker 3 And Sedano, I mean, like a snake, I'm sitting there with George Sedano. You see, I got a beer on.
I'm several beers deep at this point. And Sedano, he sneaks his phone and snaps a picture.

Speaker 3 And he routinely shares it in a group chat.

Speaker 3 Very dirty move by Sedano. I didn't even, I mean, look at me.

Speaker 3 Do I look like I'm posing for a picture? You're not consenting. Is that the group chat doing that? That's not consent.

Speaker 4 That's not consent at all.

Speaker 3 That's not consent.

Speaker 1 That seems liable.

Speaker 6 So

Speaker 2 Sue Hollywood Sedano.

Speaker 3 So like a snake George Sedano now. And that right there at the time, it's not anymore.
It's now the second lowest. But at the time, that was the lowest I had ever been over

Speaker 3 one of my teams. And yes, I thought they were going to lose.

Speaker 2 How do you feel about Sedano? Because he was down here when he was.

Speaker 3 Snake for doing that.

Speaker 2 Oh, well, snake for doing that. But I want to ask you a little bit deeper.
Because down here, he was Mr. Miami Heat.
Now he's over LA Hollywood Sedano.

Speaker 6 He's a big Laker guy.

Speaker 3 He's so he's He's Pacific guy. He's so L.A.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I don't know what to tell you.
He's a big time L.A. guy.

Speaker 10 I don't know what to tell you. What are you? No commenting?

Speaker 3 I'm just saying, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 6 Big-time L.A. guy.

Speaker 10 You're a big commenter, though.

Speaker 17 But you know what to tell us. You do.
He's a big-time LA guy.

Speaker 3 I know what to tell you in regards to Sedano being an L.A.

Speaker 4 fan.

Speaker 2 It just makes you wonder, did he really like the heat at all while he was down here or not?

Speaker 2 I mean, if he's able to flip it, if you were to move, if you were to get the big gig, ESPN LA, they call Zaslo, they say, Zaslo, we need you to come out here to Tinseltown, Hollywood.

Speaker 2 We need you to be the voice

Speaker 2 of Los Angeles. No.

Speaker 4 Really? I'm 305 till I die. Really?

Speaker 6 Well, you're not.

Speaker 2 You're 954. Yeah.
You live in Cooper City.

Speaker 3 My cell phone's 305. That's what matters.

Speaker 6 You got me. That's true.

Speaker 6 Everybody knows that.

Speaker 10 I need to tell you guys, this is

Speaker 10 funny with Zaszlo because there are a number of things about him that are super curious.

Speaker 10 Jeremy Tashay is saying that he's got another report that's ready to go. I don't know if we should just break into all programming every time he's ready.
I don't trust his judgment on this.

Speaker 10 What are you guys laughing about?

Speaker 6 Have you ever lived in Miami? Of course I grew up there.

Speaker 7 I'm from North Miami Beach. That's come on now.

Speaker 3 NMB Senior High. What?

Speaker 6 What?

Speaker 17 What is it? I like North Miami Beach. Underrated part of the beach.

Speaker 6 It is.

Speaker 17 There's a dog beach up there. Yes.

Speaker 13 Have you been to North Miami Beach?

Speaker 6 Have I been there? I grew up there.

Speaker 6 It's not a great place.

Speaker 2 Sorry to go to that flannel because it's so far, my goodness.

Speaker 6 That was

Speaker 6 163rd orlando basically that's not that's not miami it took me an hour and a half to get to that flannel it's the og mall 163rd street yeah come on now what are you doing

Speaker 2 it's og mall then

Speaker 10 i'm repping 305 is what i'm doing i don't know what you're doing what are you doing yeah what are you doing dan let's go back out to jeremy he is outside of the miami heats arena uh jimmy butler is approaching and uh travis or whatever his name was uh reports that jimmy butler's here to kick ass.

Speaker 5 No, Dan, we are not talking about the OG Maw or OG Ananobi. We're talking about Jimmy Butler here outside the Kasaya Center with Metalark Media.

Speaker 5 I'm Jeremy Tashay and we need to be focusing on the details of this experience. What color will Jimmy Butler's hair be? What color will his shoes be?

Speaker 5 How petty will he be during the video presentation tonight? Not at the Kasaya Center. That's not how you Kassey it.
It's the Kasaya Center here in downtown Miami. Reporting live for Metal Arc Media.

Speaker 5 I'm Jeremy Tashay.

Speaker 2 He gets a standing ovation today, right?

Speaker 2 No. Jimmy Butler.
Like he should. He meant more to this organization than Alonso Morning did.

Speaker 6 Whoa. Wow.

Speaker 2 Whoa. He led them to more finals, did he not?

Speaker 9 I mean, put his ring in a box and then put Jimmy's rings in a box and see which one shakes out for.

Speaker 2 Eastern Conference Finals rings, we have a conversation. Joan came in as a mercenary at the end, if we're going to be perfectly honest.
He betrayed the heat. He left.

Speaker 2 He didn't want to be here he had a fit he left then he had his his situation his medical situation like all everything you just said is factually incorrect no that's not that's not true at all the only thing that was correct was the medical situation he had a medical situation but he he he left town betrayed this team and then all of a sudden all of a sudden all of a sudden he comes crawling back when he realizes easy championship all i have to do is act as a barnacle on this ship over here this carnival cruise liner towards the nba finals i mean is that not what happened?

Speaker 6 He had that block, though.

Speaker 4 That's not what happened?

Speaker 3 No, it's not. He had that block and he did the freak out on the ground.
Great moment. Game six, 2006.

Speaker 6 That block. Wow.

Speaker 2 Just asking. Special.
Done great. He has a school named after him, all the charitable work, all that.
But

Speaker 4 terrible traffic.

Speaker 2 He kind of betrayed this. He kind of betrayed this city.

Speaker 6 Zoe, some of Groove.

Speaker 2 Thanks for crawling back, and all of a sudden we forget about his actions.

Speaker 10 There are things Billy has not been able to say for 20 years, and he's here to say them too.

Speaker 5 I'm not saying anything that I'm not allowed to say.

Speaker 2 I will say this. The Heath fanbase, very sensitive bunch.
Anytime I say anything slightly critical of the team, they say, who hurt you?

Speaker 3 Okay, what fan base? I want to hear the fan base that is, eh, you know what? They take criticism really well.

Speaker 6 It's not a criticism.

Speaker 3 No, but you're saying that when the heat are criticized, that the fan base is very sensitive. I want to know the fan base that's like, yeah, you know what? We're good with being criticized.

Speaker 3 No big deal.

Speaker 2 The Harlan's fans, I feel like, are pretty good.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they just kind of let them right off their bat.

Speaker 6 I was like, yeah, yeah, we're bad. You're right.

Speaker 4 We're the worst. Billy was telling me the roster today.

Speaker 9 I was like, that's not a team. It's going to be rough.

Speaker 6 Thursday's going to be a rough one. Pablo, who?

Speaker 10 Let's go up to Jeremy Tashay and ask him what the Marlins lineup is going to be. He's going to be on sidelines for the Marlins this year.

Speaker 10 Jeremy, what is the Marlins lineup going to be? Let's go through it right now outside of the Casaya Center where Jimmy Butler will soon bring his fury.

Speaker 5 Yes, Dan, we are looking forward to not only Miami Heat basketball tonight, but a spring training game between the Marlins and the Yankees at Lone Depot Park.

Speaker 5 You could expect to see the likes of Nick Fortez, Matt Mervis, and Eric Wagaman in the heart of the order for the Miami Marlins reporting live from outside the Casey Center.

Speaker 4 Jeremy Tashay, Metal Lark Media.

Speaker 6 I would so like.

Speaker 10 Well, here's the thing, Tony. I'm actually scared to do this to him right now because we're live, but I actually want to quiz him on what the lineup might be.

Speaker 10 And he's really good, like he should know, but I'm not totally sure he does, and that would be a bad position. to put him in.

Speaker 2 Well, he also could just make it up and none of us would.

Speaker 10 Well, that's true, too. But then he'd be on live television.
Somebody would know. Yeah, the Burger guy's not here.
What?

Speaker 6 No, he's not.

Speaker 10 I liked him.

Speaker 10 I'll miss him. They made me fall in love with Burger.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's a ranger now.

Speaker 6 Whoa.

Speaker 2 Skip went over there. I'm not going to say Skip stole him, but Skip went over there.
He's a consultant in Texas, and all of a sudden, Burger's in Texas.

Speaker 10 Jessica, I've asked for your help today with some things here. Yes, I'm sorry.
Should I or should I not ask Jeremy to take a guess at what the Marlins opening day lineup is going to be?

Speaker 17 I would be surprised if you didn't know. He gave me the Cubs' entire

Speaker 6 opening day lineup for the game last year.

Speaker 10 This is harder, though. This is much, much harder.

Speaker 2 I think a better way of the game is, Jeremy, name the Marlins lineup and we stop you when you made someone up.

Speaker 17 That's a good idea. Let's do that one.

Speaker 11 This is like that scene in Major League where they were building a rocket.

Speaker 9 Like, this guy's dead.

Speaker 15 Cross him off then.

Speaker 10 Okay, Jeremy, what's the final heat report you have for us?

Speaker 5 The final heat report is that Jessica's heat stroke will have to continue as we will, without a doubt, continue to discuss this Miami Heat team no matter who is on the roster, whether it's Matt Mervis, Xavier Edwards, Otto Lopez, or Eric Wagaman.

Speaker 5 We will see an especially strong heat team tonight because, Dan, as many former players say, that is how the cookie crumbles. Reporting live from outside the Casey Center, I'm Jeremy Tashay.

Speaker 10 That was not a report with information in it.

Speaker 18 Those were all real people.

Speaker 6 Dragoman? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Otto Lopez?

Speaker 2 Yeah, Otto Lopez.

Speaker 6 Starting second baseman.

Speaker 5 Otto Lopez is going to win a gold glove.

Speaker 4 He is not.

Speaker 3 That lineup is a fucking comment.

Speaker 2 I mean, in the Marlins defense, Connor Norby is hurt.

Speaker 10 That's a great sentence. Make that a t-shirt.

Speaker 10 I'd love a pack of Marlins fans to go to the game with that as their t-shirt. Jeremy, thank you.

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Speaker 4 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 21 All these high-paid analysts, I don't want to mention names, TNT,

Speaker 21 ESPN, you know, oh, yeah, they are dead. They cannot,

Speaker 21 they're not going to make it, you know, even if they win in

Speaker 21 if they lose in Miami.

Speaker 10 I try to calm you down. I know.
I try.

Speaker 21 If they lose in Miami, they don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their ass, you know what? In Boston, you know, Stewarts.
They were wrong.

Speaker 21 They were, are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cutting paint? No.
What are they going to do? Keep predicting what is the obvious.

Speaker 21 They are going to say, oh, the Nogats are going to win. Oh, Denver, the Altitude.

Speaker 3 And you know what?

Speaker 21 The Heat are going to win at all.

Speaker 16 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 10 One of the bad spots that we put Sedano in when we ask him about some of his colleagues like that snake Sedano, because this needs to be talked about right now, and I'm going to betray some confidences here, and I'm going to ask Zaz to walk a little bit of a labyrinth with me here as a rising star at ESPN, as he is on ESPN radio, already making people like Clinton Yates jealous because they haven't put in the time the way Zaslow has to be a celebrity picker during March Madness.

Speaker 10 You have gotten to ESPN now and have a rising star, but over your history, a history that has that fandom in it,

Speaker 10 you have a number of people at ESPN who are now colleagues that you have excoriated on the air for 15 years like Brian Windhorse that you cannot see in the hallways without it being a problem, I would imagine, because no one was harder on Brian Windhorst in the regional or national media than you were during the LeBron years.

Speaker 3 I was not a nice person. And he certainly knew about it.

Speaker 3 I know that he knew about it, all right? And I knew there was going to be a reckoning when I started to work at ESPN Radio.

Speaker 3 A day is going to come because I don't book the guests like the producers booked the guests, you know, and there's going to be a day where, hey, we're going to have Brian Windhorst on today.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, oh, crap. So that day came.

Speaker 3 you know and i'm gonna have to deal with this in some fashion and i don't know him personally at all so i have no idea how this is going to go down and i actually sent a text message to another co-worker and I said, listen, I don't know how I should handle this.

Speaker 3 Should I call Windhorst right now and just be like, do a whole Mia culpa or are we just going to do this on the air?

Speaker 10 But me a culpa, you meant those things when you said them.

Speaker 3 Well, yeah. Well, I, I, I, first of all, it was never anything personal.
I never said anything personal about him.

Speaker 3 Did I mean the things where I would say that like he hates the heat and has a bias against heat? Yeah, like I meant those at the time. Sure, I did.

Speaker 3 I didn't know how it was going to come off on ESPN radio. I thought maybe I should call him in advance, like, hey, listen, I'm not like a total a-hole, you know.

Speaker 10 How many people are there at ESPN that you have to look at the floor when you walk by them because you're afraid they know what you've said?

Speaker 3 Well, I will say that he was

Speaker 3 totally good about it. I didn't even have to do a whole deal explaining myself.
He's very professional. I ask him basketball questions.
He answers to the best of his ability.

Speaker 4 But that was the one where I was like, Man, this total pro always has been total pro.

Speaker 3 Swinhorse has always been a total pro I'm dopey he's a total pro and it obviously showed uh he's at the top of the list of people it's like but how many are there we'll see if we can extract them over the well skip Bayless is not there anymore so you know he's he would be right up there did Wendy know who you were like definitely oh okay he knew that he he knew that my show had him in the tool of the week hall of fame all right there was a banner hanging in my studio with him hanging from the rafters you wouldn't know of the tool of the week hall of fame Right.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. It was sponsored.

Speaker 4 So, who was the sponsor? Oh, it was a tool.

Speaker 6 Yeah, tool company.

Speaker 5 No, it was like Harry's tools in Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 10 Why do we not do that? Why have we not just stolen that idea?

Speaker 17 Can we have that? Do you own the IP for that? Can we buy it from you?

Speaker 3 No, you can have it.

Speaker 2 But we have to put up the tools that are already in the Tool Hall of the Week Hall of Fame.

Speaker 6 Yeah, there were four members. Really?

Speaker 6 Yeah, four.

Speaker 3 Like, every week we nominated someone, but you had to be really special against the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 6 Four and the four. The four.

Speaker 3 Well, the inaugural member was Brian Winters.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 3 He was the inaugural. You got to remember the times that we're living in.

Speaker 6 It was Against the Worlds, Assistant. No, it was.

Speaker 7 No, it was a fun set.

Speaker 2 You would go around the room and everyone would nominate a tool, and then I think the fans would call in and they get to choose who they were.

Speaker 3 And once you were in the Hall of Fame, you can't nominate that person yet because they're in the Hall of Fame. And they would hang from the rafters in our studio.

Speaker 17 So he was first ballot.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, no, not what just he was the first inaugural

Speaker 2 FB.

Speaker 3 He was in the inaugural class.

Speaker 3 Brian Winters, Michael Wilbon.

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah. Yep.

Speaker 3 Michael Wilbon hates the heats. Benny the Bull, come on.
And

Speaker 3 Jeffrey Loria, of course.

Speaker 6 Yeah, of course. You got to remember the time.
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 And former Marlon closer, Heath Bell.

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Those were the four members.

Speaker 6 Good class.

Speaker 3 Well, they're separate classes. We only nominate one at a time.
Oh, you know, you want to give proper respect to each of them.

Speaker 17 If you could nominate someone right now to be in it, who would it be?

Speaker 3 Oh, I'd have to think. Well, this is something that you can't just come up with.

Speaker 6 That's a willy-billy.

Speaker 17 There's no one off the top of your head that you're like, oh,

Speaker 3 you would put him in the tool. You got to put a lot of thought into it.

Speaker 2 And to clarify, Benny the Bull is not in the Hall of Fame. You call Michael Wilbon Benny the Bull.

Speaker 3 We used to. Again, you got to remember the times we were living in back then.
All right. It was us against the world.

Speaker 17 It's like 15 years ago.

Speaker 4 Exactly.

Speaker 2 Is your whole life this reality that you've created in your head or just relaxing?

Speaker 3 I don't understand this reality that I created in my head. Like, everything I just told you is factual.

Speaker 3 It's not like it didn't happen. It wasn't.

Speaker 6 It was you against the world.

Speaker 18 It was us against the world.

Speaker 3 You don't think it was us against the world?

Speaker 6 Who's us? Mimi Heat. Look around.
What do you mean?

Speaker 17 So Billy is someone that you might consider for the Tool of the Week Hall of Fame. No,

Speaker 2 I was out there, a heat lifer.

Speaker 6 I was wearing a Dwayne Wade jersey.

Speaker 6 Tool of this.

Speaker 2 I had a Dwayne Wade shirt out there when LeBron signed. I was celebrating at La La Carreta on Bird Road.

Speaker 6 Again, it's important to understand,

Speaker 3 I didn't give the tools of the week. It was our listeners, all right? We listened to

Speaker 3 our audience, to the Miami fans. And then when they're nominated a certain amount of times, they go up in the rafters.

Speaker 10 It's beautiful. It's akin to what it is that Greg Cody would do with the PFPI gala.
He has a shrine to his fandom. And Sedano, that snake, loves to send the photo around.

Speaker 10 And we all do, because that was Heat Fandom Broken, which is what people are rooting for tonight, nationwide.

Speaker 10 The people who tune in will be doing so to watch Jimmy kick their ass, correct? That is the, what is the other thing people are rooting for?

Speaker 10 Because what it's not just kick their ass, but oh, look, you remember the 15 years of this team doing it's us against the world. Well, here comes what you've wrought.

Speaker 10 It's leading a team that has actually been a champion the last few years. And that storyline is the one that's carrying us today.

Speaker 3 I think you're hoping for a moment as well, if you're the national audience, certainly if you're TNT, you're hoping for a moment where you catch Butler gesturing in the direction of Pat Riley.

Speaker 17 Like that's that's like he does like that weeh, like crying face.

Speaker 3 Maybe, you know, Butler and one, and he's just like staring at Riley.

Speaker 18 Gives him the old like bicep flex over at Riley.

Speaker 3 Some kind of gesture or stare toward Riley is what everyone's going to be wanting tonight.

Speaker 2 I was hoping for like closure, like maybe an embrace, a handshake, like, you know what?

Speaker 3 So you live in fantasy world.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying, like, we go and we embrace. Look, we look up and we see like, you know, the Eastern Conference finals banners and look what we did together.
And then like you move on.

Speaker 17 Good riddance from Green Day plays in the background and everyone's like, yeah, then tip off and then it's all done.

Speaker 3 And look what we did together. The other day, Jimmy Butler said we didn't do anything.

Speaker 6 I mean, literally said we didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 Well, he comes in and then he gets the nostalgia and he realizes maybe I spoke out of turn.

Speaker 6 Was he wrong wrong about that?

Speaker 10 The standard is winning championships.

Speaker 3 Yeah, right. I don't have a problem with him saying that because if you asked Pat Riley, Pat Riley would say the exact same thing, that they didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 I don't see that way from a fan perspective because even like even not winning the title in 2020 and 2023, those were two of my all-time favorite years as a sports fan.

Speaker 3 Like, it was amazing, those runs. It didn't end with the championship.
We played in the last game. It didn't end with the championship, but still, like, I look back on those two years super fondly.

Speaker 10 can we play the sound of jimmy butler talking about this

Speaker 19 uh we was all right

Speaker 19 winning win i think like we were supposed to so

Speaker 19 we made some cool runs

Speaker 19 we had some fun

Speaker 19 i think that's all we did

Speaker 10 that's what he say that wasn't true there we had fun but that's all we did that's what you just said did they have fun you know what i'd like that on my tombstone you had fun We had fun, but that's all we did.

Speaker 10 Like, that's a good life. Conference champion? This was a good marriage, man.
Like, you can get your heart broken because, oh, he's treating me. He's not respecting me as the ex-lover.

Speaker 10 You could say, man, that was a wild-ass fling. That was fun when he go, again, never seen it before in my life.
Zero 40-point games his entire career. Eight of them in the postseason.

Speaker 10 What the hell is that? And you're not even that good of a three-point shooter. Like, what the hell is that? 40-point games.

Speaker 10 I just saw Andrew Wiggins put up 42 and was reminded, oh, yeah, that's a number one pick. That's a champion.
That's the player that they thought they were trading for. And then 11-game losing streak.

Speaker 3 It was the second greatest five-year stretch in the history of the franchise.

Speaker 17 Wendy should put on his tombstone, Tool of the Week Hall of Famer. Wow.
I think that's what he should have on his tombstone. And Dan, on yours, you should put We Had Fun.
Yeah.

Speaker 17 I don't know who the We is, but.

Speaker 2 I had a source of Zaslow tell me that you had special imaging where you ripped Aaron Goldhammer. Oh, yeah.
And you now do a show with Aaron.

Speaker 3 Another now co-worker.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 The first show I ever did on ESPA radio was with him. And I'm like, oh, that's going to be fun.

Speaker 6 I was brutal to him.

Speaker 3 Here's the thing. Cleveland, me,

Speaker 3 don't really mesh. That's what it was back then.
And yes, we had,

Speaker 3 we were very mean. My show was very mean back then to Cleveland.
And anyone associated with Cleveland.

Speaker 10 But Cleveland and you don't mesh. You're giving off right now in gear, Daytona Beach

Speaker 6 why

Speaker 17 this is something someone from Daytona Beach wears big he fans up there I'm just saying in in general you're dude this is what you wore for like 20 years on TV of a flat-brim hat and a sports not backwards though I would never go backwards well no never backwards I would never do it backward because it's my look it's not your look it's my look

Speaker 2 Billy what have we kept you for saying for 20 years because nothing I just talk and I you know Pat Riley can say that he'd accomplished nothing and then if I say it all of a sudden I'm a pariah and who hurt you and it's like I'm literally just repeating what the godfather said and all of a sudden I'm out of line.

Speaker 2 I don't understand it.

Speaker 10 Billy has felt not the ability to speak freely.

Speaker 6 Well, it's because the media

Speaker 5 no it's not Pat Riley.

Speaker 2 It's that we talked about it. There's talking points in the media, right?

Speaker 2 And the media just gives everybody all these talking points and then the fan base just believes all the talking points that the media is fed by the machine over there across the street.

Speaker 2 And then if you dare say anything against, you know, the talking points, you're out of line.

Speaker 2 And who hurt you and it's like i'm just telling you they didn't win the championship oh how dare you we played in the last game of the year

Speaker 3 is that what i sounded like when i said it that's what i sounded like i'm not saying you i would never say you because those are the words came out of my mouth no you sounded like this awesome

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