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This is the Dan Levator Show with the Stugatz Podcast. I want to put this on the poll, even though I know the answer to this question here amid our audience, just because we talk so much, too much about Chris Cody owning a Sesta Cyclones Highly team.
But I just want to put on the poll at Levitard Show the question, do you know what Highly is at Levitard Show? And I also want to put on there, is the sports anchor endangered? Yes or no. Jonathan Zaslow, who's in with us today, we'll have a segment on Highly here with Tony and Mike toward the end of this hour.
But Jonathan Zaslow's in here today. He's a rising star at ESPN and he's a rising star at ESPN who's creating ESPN on ESPN Crime.
Because a co-worker is mad at Jonathan Zaslow. Yeah, I heard about that.
And Jonathan Zaslow's placement in a strange place that I wasn't expecting to find him. It is a strange thing.
Jonathan Zaslow was under the banner headline, Celebrity Picks. College basketball celebrity picks.
I don't understand how you're a celebrity. I didn't understand entirely how Jay Billis would be considered a celebrity at ESPN.
These are just expert picks. They're not celebrity picks.
And somebody's mad that Jonathan Zaslow gets to make picks and that they don't get to make picks. My name's right up top there.
You got Dick Vitale and it's a picture of him and it's who he selects and it's Seth Greenberg and it's Jay Billis. It's me.
I'm right next to those guys and there's my pick. Obviously, I picked the Florida Gators.
That's my alma mater, but I'm right there. I'm right there on the Tournament Challenge app where you can compete against celebrities like myself.
I'm right there and from what I understand, not everybody is pleased with me being because apparently my picture my name is one of the first ones there. Clinton Yates, ESPN Radio.
I heard today. He is not pleased that my name is right there, that my picture, my name is front and center, and he's not there.
He's not happy about it. Hang with him, Clinton.
Put it on the poll. Hang with him, Clinton.
Yes or no? Roy, I saw a look across your face. I didn't know what it is that the thought was.
So if you would like to share it with us, I'm here for it. Yeah, probably not a good idea for me to share that right now.
Clinton Yates, good guy. I'm going to defend him in most aspects of life.
Did you just no comment me, Roy? Yes, I did. I'm with him on that.
You're putting me in a bad spot here. No comment.
Roy, you were producing the day that he slept, the day that he was supposed to fill in, right? Yes, yes, I was there. Cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what the look was on your face.
I was confused by the look on your face. Clinton Yates is complaining about something that- I'm a celebrity picker.
That's not my fault. Come on.
I don't feel like any of those people should be classified as celebrity pickers if all they're doing is being experts picking games on that website. Like, might be celebrities outside of ESPN, but I think if they're...
Well, it's because you're competing against us. You're competing against the celebrities.
That's the point in the app, in the tournament challenge. Have you risen to the point that you should be somewhere on the marquee with Dick Vitale?

For sure.

Everybody knows, especially when it comes to college football,

because I host College Football Tailgate on ESPN Radio,

college football experts.

You've got Paul Feinbaum.

You've got Heather Dinnis.

You've got me.

Everybody knows those are your college football experts.

College basketball, I'm not going to say that I'm exactly a college basketball expert,

but certainly there are people out there who would like to compete against me. And that's why I'm up there with Seth Greenberg and Jay Billis and Dick Vitale.
Zazzle, why was it that you didn't know half the people on my list? Yo, don't worry about that, all right? All you need to know is that you can compete against me in the tournament app challenge. That's it.
That's all you need to know. No one's interested in how many players I can name.
Nobody's ever thought about that. I was going to ask Tony what that look was on his face when I called Zaslow a celebrity and why it is that he looked like he had walked into a bathroom that had left a lingering bad smell.
But now I have my answer, which is he doesn't think you're a celebrity or an expert. He thinks you're just somebody whose face is enraged Clinton Yates on the website because it doesn't belong next to Dick Vitale.
We're trying to figure out, like, is it alphabetical maybe? But then it's like, Jonathan, it's like, no, Zaslow's like, yeah. Nobody ever starts Z at the beginning, so it's certainly not alphabetical.
It's you're trying to get people to sign up on the app. And the way you do that is you put some of your biggest celebrities in the front.

And that's why you have my face right there with my pick.

Everybody wants to know who I pick.

Pick the Gators.

Everybody sees my face right there and they're like,

I would love to compete against this celebrity.

I can't believe Roy no commented me.

You're talking about Clinton Yates here, man.

I don't know what your relationship is with Clinton Yates.

But Jesus, like it's Clinton Yates. I don't know why.
You were next to me as I was calling. Where is Clinton? Yes, I was.
I was there. The show has started.
Where is Clinton? He overslept. That's what happens sometimes.
I mean, you could have said that. I could have.
Most celebrities don't oversleep. That's why I'm up there.
That's right. Clinton Yates came after you, and I believe- I heard.
I heard. I believe that Clinton Yates has a justifiable.
I do that with Ys and Js all the time. It's a Cuban thing.
I can't help it. I called him Yaw Morant.
That was hilarious. I believe Clinton Yates has a reasonable gripe because he's been at ESPN a lot longer than our beloved Jonathan Yaslow.
How do you feel, Zaz, about White Lotus? Oh my God, this White Lotus. Go on, I'm sorry.
No, that's all right. You take it.
Okay, all I'm saying is I've been watching this White Lotus now for three seasons,

and I'm watching this White Lotus. Go on.
I'm sorry. No, that's all right.
You take it. Okay, all I'm saying is I've been watching this White Lotus now for three seasons, and I'm watching this one.
I watch every single week, and I really enjoy the show. Let's not, you know, brush that under the rug.
I like the show, but I sit there, and I watch this show every single week, and nothing happens. Nothing happens.
Every single week, I there waiting for something. Now something kind of happened this past week.
You know, a little incest. Something kind of happened this week, but for the most part, every single week, is there such thing as a little incest? Every single week I'm waiting for something to happen.
And the only thing that ever happens in the show is in the final episode. Nothing happens the entire season.
I'm just sitting

there. I'm waiting for something to happen.
And the only thing that ever happens in the show is in the final episode.

Nothing happens the entire season.

I'm just sitting there with nothing.

I think that's a fair criticism.

I think White Lotus, I've said before,

some version of White Lotus has had four episodes so far this season

and produced about an episode and a half of material.

But when he says a little incest, spoiler alert, because I've gotten in trouble for that this week, I did have a visceral reaction. It was a strangely visceral reaction.
Again, spoiler alert here, so that he's left it vague enough that you don't know who the incest is between. And I'm not actually sure, because I don't know how this particular definition works but brothers kissing on the lips in a way that's not French kissing made me recoil even though they're actors and not actually brothers that's the right response they tricked me they tricked me into thinking that they're brothers and I did have a recoil on that that was instantaneous on, wait a minute, adult brothers kissing, that feels an uncommon kind of wrong for me in a way that I haven't seen on television before.
Unless you betray your brother and Michael had to kiss Fredo on the lips in Cuba to let him know it was you, Fredo. Yeah, that was okay.
It was you. No one recoiled it.
That was like, yeah, I get it. I get what he's doing there.
What we saw in the White Lotus, I don't get what he's doing there. And part of the weirdness I guess was that one of them seemingly really enjoyed it and the other one did not like it at all.
Well, he was questioning whether or not he liked it, I think is really what's going on. Well, they were on X.
They were on several things. And a boat.
Again, I should have said a bunch of different spoiler alerts, and I did not. He couldn't refuse because of the implication.
He was going to be mad. It happens every time.
But I thought I was okay because it was last Sunday, and now it's Thursday. Last week.
Well, we're supposed to do spoiler Wednesday, Dan, not spoiler Thursday. But that didn't shock you as much as Sam Rockwell's monologue, right? Well, that's another spoiler.
How did they put both of those in the same episode? A show that gives you nothing every single week, every year, nothing happens in this show. They gave you both of those in the same episode.
Saying nothing happens in White Lotus is being, you're someone who doesn't like foreplay. That's what White Lotus is.
White Lotus is just hours and hours of foreplay. Jeremy, foreplay expert? Well, I mean, quite the visual we've created.
I mean, yeah. Oh, did you see that? I mean.
We don't need to be doing foreplay after incest. Like, we don't need to be.
They did. They literally.
Well, no, I'm not talking about the incest. No, but they literally gave you that last week.
They gave you what is the promise of whatever that party's going to become between brothers and others.

What are you guys smirking about back there?

Just picturing Jeremy.

Let me look at your tongue.

I can see that thing.

Let's see it.

Say C-C-Pas.

I'm not going to do that.

You did create, Jeremy, for everybody, the discomfort of, really, Jeremy? You're going to be confident foreplay guy. I like it.
Do you do that fist bump? Everywhere else, I am a confident person, just not this studio. Well, but that one.
Hell yeah, brother. Look, a lot of people can be confident about their abilities with foreplay.
Very few would say so out loud among their friends. The number of people who would say, put it on the poll at Levitard Show, are you good at foreplay at Levitard Show? And do you want to hear your friend talk about how he's good at

foreplay because there are two things

that I don't want to imagine among

any of my friends, any of them.

I don't want to imagine any of

them embarking upon foreplay.

I don't want to imagine any of you

wiping your ass either. Those are

the two things I'd like to keep out of my life

forevermore.

A little secret, just say Ryan Lingerhans over and over again with your tongue. I thought it was Sid Sippus.
I thought that's what you were doing. Depends.
I don't want to talk about this anymore. I find myself to be deeply, deeply disturbed by everything we're talking about.
But I did get you thinking about Ryan Lingerhans. I didn't need that in my life.
Think about him the next time. I really don't want to think about any of this anymore.
The thing that I did want to ask you guys, because I'm watching something happening here that I haven't seen a lot of, and I would ask you in my entire life, I haven't seen a lot of it, and I would ask you if you guys believe that what is presently happening is going to be enduring for Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis is the most popular comic in the world right now.
After, what are you guys laughing about back there? I'm just saying Ryan Langerhans. I'm just taking this thing for a walk.
See how it works. Taking what? A walk? Why don't you run up the flagpole and see who salutes? And you? Please, I don't want to imagine.
Oh, no. What are we doing? Whoa.
You got it. I'm bleeping that.
I'm sorry. Way too far on that one.
Audio audiences are going to know. If you ain't, you're doing it wrong.

Bones, I'll fist you.

The thing that I wanted to ask you guys about Shane Gillis is he is presently selling out arenas in less than a day where he puts the tickets on sale and they sell out right away. And that's not something I've ever seen in my life of any comedian.

But whatever it is that you imagine to be the most enduring comedians, because I remember Kevin Hart famously sold out a football stadium and was the first comedian to do that, not just in Philadelphia, but that any of us had seen. And the question I'm asking you guys, is Shane Gillis going to go down with Richard Pryor and all of these all-time greats as he's done Saturday Night Live twice in the last 11 months, and he is helping Saturday Night Live more than Saturday Night Live is helping him.
And he's done it twice in 11 months after being let go by Saturday Night Live without ever appearing on Saturday Night Live. So there aren't a lot of stories like this.
I mean, first things first, he's got to get out of the West. Shane Gillis Alexander is the joke he's making there.
Oh! Oh, that's what it was? It's never good when I have to explain it to the co-host. Shane Gillis Alexander might not be a bad one either.
You didn't even say get out of the West in what sport.

You went so into sport.

Yeah, in hockey.

I knew the sport.

I knew the sport.

I didn't get the reference, though.

But then when you got it...

I like it.

You were smiling like I said Ryan Lingerhans.

I like it.

Dan, to be honest, though, I think he needs the longevity, right?

He's come onto the scene so quickly from the time that he was working in Philly

and doing his own thing to now getting

to Austin, doing stuff with Rogan and like really exploding in that scene. He needs the longevity

of what a Richard Pryor would do, what an Eddie Murphy would do, what a Dave Chappelle would do,

where you have these year in, year out. He's putting out great specials.
He's selling out

these arenas, but he continues to evolve his act as he matures. That's an excellent point for

Richard Pryor as an example and Kevin Hart, who's shown that he has longevity. There's also Andrew Dice Clay and Dane Cook, guys that were like the biggest acts at the time, but of a time.
Dice is back, by the way. Joe Rogan's numbers as he continues to help an era of comedy that looks different than most before it.
His numbers have dropped. He's no longer the number one podcast in America.
Midas Touch has almost doubled his numbers recently. And part of the reason for it is a lot of his listeners are really upset about the Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, that class of richness, talking to them about the sacrifices that they need to make on behalf of America.
They're upset about Elon Musk. Elon Musk, you guys have been watching what's been happening with Tesla and the Tesla stock and how it is.
He is just getting obliterated because we were talking earlier about likability. It seems like Elon Musk isn't polling well with anybody because it's almost impossible to be likable when you're that rich, when so many of the people absorbing you have the issues that they have with and around money.
They just, I don't know who gets to be the rich person who's hugely likable when they're famous for being rich. Right.
And Bill Burr kind of nailed this one on the head. They also don't like being told what to do by a guy that, the system kind of worked out for you.
Like under Joe Biden, you became the richest man on the planet. Like, what is your problem? As a billionaire, like, how are you so mad with this country? Why do you want to change everything about this country when it kind of worked out? Because it's not just white people.
The place that Elon Musk finds himself in at the moment, I'm curious whether he knew what he was in for, whether he could have had any idea, because anyone can get around and get behind the idea of, yes, please, slash government inefficiency. That seems like a great idea to just slash that.
But the intended and unintended consequences of that, when you're doing something like paying $44 billion to be the popular high school kid who has bought Twitter, my guess is that he had not accounted for the backlash on, we don't like you. Like, I thought that was what he was trying to buy.
It wasn't just power and influence that he was trying to buy. I thought he was trying to buy also- You think he thought this was going to make him popular? I thought he didn't think it was going to make him this unpopular.
Yeah, because usually if he, politicians that climb aboard the Trump train, it it's worked out when the popular vote and they do see at least within their own party, their star ascend. It hasn't been the case for Elon Musk.
That could also be because part of the campaign, even though he was adjacent to the campaign, the size and scope of his job, it wasn't really a campaign issue. So there is a bait and switch aspect to all the power that he's getting.
But yeah, this is billionaires. It's a type of super villain.
It's like a Bond villain type of guy. No one's like, Bond villain is a path to likability.
He's Lex Luthor is what it feels like, right? I don't know how it is that you get to likable when what people associate with you is you're the richest person in the world.

And he's not anymore, right?

Like the amount of if you can give me some of the numbers on how much money he has cost Tesla recently and himself. It is a bit breathtaking.
and I don't even understand it, how it is that you can lose these sums or make these sums of money,

even if you are on the cusp of innovation and the future and a gasless society that runs on electric cars. Elon Musk is still the number one richest person in the world.
And that'll only get better because the commerce secretary was on Fox yesterday telling everyone to buy Teslas, which is super legal. But imagine you have somebody who is the richest person in the world, has gone through all

these things, and is still the richest person in the world, even though he lost all this

money on stocks.

So how far ahead was he to then tumble, to then still be there?

Bezos gave away, I'm sorry, lost half of his wealth in the divorce, and then quickly made

it right back immediately after being divorced because of the separation between the wealthiest people in the world now and the people who don't have money. Yeah, percentages on interest.
You can make that back very, very easily. The Tesla thing, though, there's a subtext to why he did that thing at the White House, too, is because when he purchased X, he borrowed money to purchase X.
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No one else here is willing to do a Trump or a Biden. That's not true, Dan.
Okay, Tony, you can catch up. Man of a thousand impersonations.
That's not bad, man. Not terrible.
Pretty good. Stugatz.
Yours is terrible. You just gotta get a little redder.
A little pinker. You're right there, man.
Yours is not. You're Biden.
What do you mean? Oh, his is good, Dan. That's actually not bad.
His is good. Not terrible.
That's not terrible.

We gotta come together.

A little southern twain there. A little George Bush

in that one. This is the Don Levatore

Show with the Stugats.

Let's go now here to this

highlight thing that Mike

Thank you. Let's go now here to this highlight thing that Mike and Tony did.

I'd like to watch this together because what would you guys tell people by way of tease on what this is?

Well, I would love for people to come out on Friday night.

The Cyclones are playing.

Fridays are open to the public. It's the only day thatcourt is open to the public it is free to attend we are going to have a big crew out there a lot of people from the show are going to be rooting our Cessna Cyclones even though they're just the Cyclones now it's hard I Cessna Cyclones is so close to my heart but we're going to be out there causing a ruckus causing a a scene.
Cheap drinks. Come on out.
Have a good time with us. Dan, this is part of the Tony Tonight series where we uncover my love letter to Miami and the things that we do and the places that we go.
A big piece of Miami history is Highlight and understanding what that means in its context of the sport and what it means to Miami and the Hispanic culture that comes from Spain down to Miami. I talked to Mike who's obviously a co-owner of one of the teams.
Good get. Yeah, great get.
Well, this was also several months ago, so I'm going to be made very uncomfortable with how I look. Fat? Were you fat? Yes, you could say that.
You know, whatever. And then we got players, we got coaches, we got a whole bunch of people.
So this is Tony Tonight. Invades Highlight.
All right, we're here with the king of the battle court we're here with the mayor of the magic city fronton mike ryan ruiz owner of the cyclones co-owner co-owner of the cyclone where's your other co-owner i think bahamar it's a nice spot yeah he's already in cancun depending on how you look at it. The season hasn't exactly gone our way.
How does it feel to be an owner of a Hi-Li team? Battlecourt team. There is a difference.
For the uninitiated, there is the great sport of Hi-Li, which originated in the Basque region. And what Battlecourt has done is applied a team concept to it.
It works kind of like team racquetball in a sense. Florida is the only place where this sport is played in this country, and Battlecourt is a very unique version of the sport that is played nowhere else.
So it's Battlecourt. I feel like growing up, Highlight used to be a big deal, right? Back in the 80s, you would have this place packed, thousands of people watching Highlight.
Yeah. The transition from then to now, like what's happened with Hi-Li as a sport? Well, I think the sport is right now at an exciting inflection point, and it's accessible nationwide via YouTube, the Hi-Li app, Watch ESPN and ESPN3.
I wasn't quite at the age where it was peaking and it was a place to see and be seen, but I'm of the age where these places started closing down. Daniela is still kind of cooking, keeping the sport alive, but there used to be plenty of other places nearby where you can watch Hi-Li, and it kind of got said, and our show has a very proud history of trying to do its best to revive it.
Come on, Stu Gutz! Hey! Mike Ryan! Pelota! Pel It's a real natural fit that the Levitard show and cast members adjacent to it are linking up with Battlecourt and trying to revive it. I think you've been out here for a game before.
I have multiple times I've been out here. Yeah, it's a fun atmosphere.
We get people into it. Our side in particular starts chanting and acting all sorts of ridiculous.
It's a real fun way to spend a Friday night and all I want is people to give it a chance. Did you know how much was going to go into being a highlight owner? I can't lie, when I was first approached by the fine folks at Battle Court, I thought it would be largely ceremonial.
ceremonial and just an opportunity to cosplay Chris Cody as this ridiculous sports team

owner. by the fine folks at Battlecourt.
I thought it would be largely ceremonial and just an opportunity to cosplay Chris Cody as this ridiculous sports team owner that would parody some really outrageous sports owners. But a funny thing happened when we first got involved.
We really liked it and they really empowered us to really manage the roster. We built relationships.
I watch so much Highly. I'm not gambling again.
I honor the code. I don't take action in the sport, but I like scouting.
I like pretending like I know what I'm talking about. Like I said, we have a proud track record.
If you follow the sport closely enough, you can kind of GM it. Do you think that Hi-Li is a sport that is accessible enough for kids to start growing up and playing it? We were talking about that before.
It's a hard sport to get invested in because anybody can pick up a pickleball paddle, anybody can pick up a racket or a soccer ball or a pigskin and toss it around. There's not many places down here where you can pick up a SESA, number one they're very hard to find, they're all handmade, and find a wall where you can fire off a Pelota at 100 miles per hour without doing some serious damage.
It's a very dangerous sport, so I know it's really difficult to play. Have you put on a SESTA? I have.
Have you thrown the Pelota against the wall? Not well, yeah, it's very hard. It feels unnatural.
You wanna turn your wrist, you wanna turn your elbow, you wanna do all sorts of things that'll actually injure your arm. I have the ultimate amount of respect for people that do this.
Maybe you'll have the opportunity to assess on your arm. It'll feel very unnatural.
I always have to remind myself of that anytime there's like an unforced error and I get frustrated with the player, what they're doing out there is insane. It's like, how about you do it? I would literally die.
I'm not joking. If you put me out there in an intense regulation game of Battle Court, I would die.
There's a million decisions that they have to make in a given three set match that their life literally depends on. What I like about Battle Court is it almost has the idea of like a live where you get teams together and you can start rooting for something.
What's your favorite thing about Battlecourt? Well, it's going to sound corny, but in getting to know the sport and getting to know the players and knowing people's backgrounds, this is a passion play. These people are deeply passionate about this sport.
There's no other way that they would find themselves here on the one place on the planet that plays this brand of Highlights. The least I can do is take the time with you, speak in front of cameras, and afford our platform on the Levitard show, to really let people, to pound the table for something that is really cool and gnarly.
Like, people shouldn't really be doing this. It's so dangerous and cool to look at, especially when someone's diving after a Robote off this one huge piece of glass.
I think two players are broken. That's a hard, this bulletproof glass.
Two players are broken with just a serve and they dive into this net full speed and find a way to acrobatically not injure themselves. I mean, how can you not love it? Can you explain to me some of the intricacies of the words in Highlight? Because there's a lot of great words in Highlight.
Chula. And it kicks to the inside.
Perfectly to score. Chick-Chak.
Reina. Backhand to the outside.
That's saved by Julen. Robote.
Line, he passes. Robote saved by Julen.
Something very specific to Battlecourt here, the Magic City bounce. On the floor.
I'm not exactly sure what the Magic City bounce is. Anytime the ball does something you don't expect, you just say, ah, Magic City bounce.
There are a couple players here that have signature tosses. Lopez on the Cyclones has this crazy backhand shot.
What a catch by Lopez. Here's the backhand low runner.
He's new to the game of Battlecourt. He's been playing over in the Basque region on courts that are three times the size of this.
So you can imagine on this Battlecourt front on that bulletproof class, a player that's known for his backhand shot. It is a gnarly shot.
Robote, rifle to the outside and tipped. Beautifully played by Lopez.
Do you have a favorite player? Our team captain, Manu. Not Ginobili for those.
No, but in terms of stature in the sport, he's better than Manu Ginobili. Wow.
He's the best backcourt in the world. And he has been on the Cyclones since Battlecourt's inception.
There are a lot of great people here in the sport. But I struck up a friendship with Mike Carballo, and I have the ultimate respect for Manu.
So those two guys, they're lifelong Cyclones, no matter what happens, even if they're other incarnations of Cyclones. Look at that beautiful jacket.
Anybody that's ever won a championship with the Cyclones or plays for the Cyclones this year has this beautiful bomber jacket that cost me way too much money that I'm not telling my wife about. She's not going to see this.
Cynthia, do not watch. Mike Ryan Reeves, thank you.
The mayor of the Magic City front time, the king of Battlecourt himself, the co-owner of the Cyclones. We dropped the SESTA, just the Cyclones.
Just the Cyclones. Thank you for your time, man.
Oh, it's an honor. Mi gente.
Thank you for watching Tony Tonight. Did not have Mike being more pear-shaped than Manu.
Was surprised by that. Got caught off guard.
Mike looks good, man. And he looked good then.
There was more of him then. There's less of him.
Just more to love. Less of him to love these days.
The Boston Celtics have just sold for a record amount of money for a North American franchise, topping the commanders that went for about $6 billion. The Boston Celtics have sold.

A good time to sell coming off of a championship.

I'm a little surprised that it's more than the most expensive football team.

I hope the new owner relocates them.

That would be hilarious.

Whatever, man.

F them.

To Seattle or something? Little Rock, Arkansas. Whatever.
I hope they lose the team. Did I just hear you mutter or whisper? It was a mutter whisper.
F them. Yeah.
Anyone want to step to that statement about the Boston Celtics? No. Cosign.
Anyone? Nope. I'm over here.
I wholeheartedly agree. Thank you.
Def Boston. Thank you.
That's a lot of winning that's being done in Boston, though, with their basketball team where they win the championship and then sell for more than a football team. Or sell for more than any football team ever.
Do they get a banner for that? They should. David, want to come back on and tell us what a bad business investment it is to buy a sports team because you're going to lose money? New guy got ripped off.
They made $6 billion in three years. Classic overpay.
Speaking of Boston, what do you think of Marshan? I'm excited for Marshan. Really? I am.
I'm excited. I look at you different now.
You know, look, I'm trying to win another Stanley Cup here. All right? You're talking about I'm looking.
Why'd you bring this loser aboard? He's one of the great postseason players. All right? He's a rat, but he's now our guy.
All right? Last two postseasons, I haven't been impressed with him. I was very, well, we knocked him the last postseason.
But now he's on our team. and if the guys in that dressing room are okay with it, then you kind of need to be okay with it.
All right? You're not above the team. That is a pretty good point.
If Sam Bennett is okay with it, Mike Ryan, you better be okay with it. We were talking about Shane Gillis Alexander earlier.
And for those of you who do not remember, this is something that happened. The Oklahoma City Thunder traded Paul George for Shane Gillis Alexander and five first-round picks.
You leave a little bit of context out when you say it like that, though. And Danilo Gallinari.
No, that's not the context. All right.
It's a little bit unfair. I'm not trying to defend the Clippers.
All right. It was a great trade by Oklahoma City, but you kind of need to add the Kawhi Leonard part.
Come on. Well, I will talk about Kawhi Leonard for a second here because I find his story to be hugely interesting in the shadows in that it would appear that his body broke down during and with the watch and care of the San Antonio Spurs and that whatever his gripes are that have never been made public in his voice, that he left San Antonio at least in part because of everything done to his body that has subsequently harmed his career in a way that is obvious because we do not talk about Kawhi Leonard anymore.
And when it's the Clippers getting 50 from somebody, they're getting it from James Harden. But I think we don't talk about him anymore because there's nothing to talk about.
Like there's nothing new. We've been doing this with Kawhi Leonard.
He left in 2019, left Toronto in 2019. So we're going on six years.
Oh no, the same. No, but my point on that is, it is in the middle of the super team era, Kawhi Leonard

won in 2019, left Toronto in 2019. So we're going on six years of the same.
No, but my point on that is, it is in the middle of the super team era, Kawhi Leonard won a championship by himself. And whatever that cost his body is something we haven't seen that dude since.
Like it's been six years of what should be his prime or something close to his prime when he was at the height of his powers and at the top of the sport, his body has clearly betrayed him. To that point, it's like you have James Hard harden and kawaii letter on the same team and like we don't talk about the clippers ever and they're not even the best team in their city they're really good though like that's the crazy part is they've been good without him and when he's there they can beat just about anybody in the west that's what's really wild right now is there are all these teams right around the play-in you have the the Timberwolves, who made a run last year.
The Clippers, they have the same, not the same winning percentage, but they're both 18 games back. So they're sitting at 7 and 8.
And then you have Golden State right there as the 6 seed, just a game ahead of them. So all those teams are vying to square up against whoever the 3 seed is.
But man, when you're thinking about being Oklahoma City or Houston or the Lakers as these one, two, and three seeds, the Clippers to me of all those teams might actually be the team I want the least. They're deep, they're big, they're physical.
And if Kawhi's there, man, they're good. They could have won the championship last year if they'd been healthy.
Yeah, but I think part of the reason that I'm shaking my head is we've seen this movie before. We're going to get to the playoffs and he's not going to play.

No, that's totally fair. And for that matter, when you're looking at one of the other teams there, it's Golden State.
Jimmy is going to be there for the playoffs because he hasn't played for a year. So he's going to be available.
Right. Going back to Boston and trades for a second.
Can we look back at the Mookie Betts trade? Can we examine the Mookie Betts trade that has to have Boston Red Sox fans still upset well it's really crazy because when you look back at it five years ago obviously Mookie Betts now just won a World Series with the Dodgers they're one of the greatest teams you've ever seen and the Red Sox were on a path when they had Mookie Betts and a whole bunch of these other guys coming up, Xander Bogarts, who's no longer there as well. The reason this came up recently is because Alex Verdugo was an outfielder for the Yankees last year.
Not the best season, still a free agent, kind of surprisingly. He's been a big league player for several years, but he was the headliner in the Mookie Betts trade.
So when you look back on February 10th, 2020, the Red Sox traded Mookie Betts and David Price to the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for Alex Verdugo, Jeter Downs, and Connor Wong. Woof.
That was the trade that they made. And it's the fact that the Red Sox are even a competitive franchise when they made a trade that bad shows you that they've actually done a pretty good job.
Otherwise, that is one of the most overwhelmingly terrible trades I can think of maybe in baseball history. Mookie Betts is one of the best players of this era by a long shot.
We were talking with David Sampson earlier this week, and he objected to what was a prisoner of the moment contention he alleged that I was saying that this Dodger roster you can make the argument that's the best roster that's ever been assembled and the over-under on wins for them this season is 104 and a half and he mentioned the Mariners team of Randy Johnson Griffey that won was it 111 games or 115? 116, I believe. 116 games.
But that team wasn't over under 104 and a half before the season. I've never seen a team that is expected to win 104 games.
That's not something that I've seen in my lifetime. Can you imagine taking the over? I haven't been to the Dodgers over this season, a 104.
I mean, what is that? Like, you can assemble the argument that Betts, Freeman, and Otani, you put those three together, that whatever you thought Babe Ruth's murderer's row was in 1927, a hundred years ago, that it's not the Dodger lineup of today because they got Ruth and they got Betts and they got Freeman. They got Freeman.
Like, they've got Babe Ruth. Maybe the closest that you have in terms of an era of free agency is the 98 Yankees, but I don't think there's anything close to what you're seeing.
They have a player better than Babe Ruth, and he might not even be their best hitter on their team. Weather is starting to warm up.
Regular season starting to wind down. Games of consequence in sports starting to ramp up.
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