Postgame Show: 4.97 Is a Black 5 (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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All right, time to close out this show. I feel good about it.
I'm not going to be the one to make the verdict, but it's not completely over yet. But just in case the game is closer than I think it was, we got the closer in here.
Juju Gotti with that fly-ass jersey on. What's up, big dog? What's up, my brothers? How y'all doing? It's good to see y'all in the building.
You feel me? I'm going to kick it off by saying I'm a 4.97. Strong.
And I know what happened at one time. I got scooped up from the club.
Hey, you said it. I got scooped up from the club yeah hey you said it i got scooped up from the club and the entire ride the driver kept letting down the windows it was like you guys smell like marijuana you know what i mean yeah and so i was like you picked me up from the club big brother and brother left me one star oh that's just yeah just, yeah.
That's the racism tax, man.

Josh Freeman, is that what you got?

See?

He's still in the throwback era.

Yeah, I love it.

I like that.

That's what's up, man.

Keeping it alive, man.

Way across his favorite son, Juju Gotti.

You don't got to defend yourself if you got a 9-7.

Like, there's a lot of people around here putting together arguments to defend themselves,

and 9-7 is great.

Like, I was just excited because I got a . to defend themselves, and 9-7 is great.

I was just excited because I got a .9.

.9-0 I thought was great.

I thought I was crushing everybody in here, but we got like four people that are higher than me, right?

Four or five people?

Yeah.

We got a nice crew, man.

There's a lot of nice guys around here.

I don't really like guys that are forward.

I'd rather hang with a 4.7 than a 4.9. You're not living life living life you know there's too much that's passing you by you're worried about stuff that doesn't matter like billy going through the process he goes yeah into for high ratings i'm a drag what happens you don't you don't want why why do you need a high rating is it like why do i need one yeah like is it like your ability to get an uber juju seemed very proud of his rating.
I'm proud of my rating. You should be.
Juju, why do you think it's important to have a high Uber rating? Because I know why I think it's important. I mean, I don't know if it's important or not, but I get in tons.
I feel like thousands of Ubers. Like I'm always traveling.
So it surprised me whenever y'all was talking about it. I was like, dang, let me check my rating.
I'm like, like oh your boy is in the percentile you're serious so I am conscious of that and I also believe that it's a reflection on my character so I'm extra nice Juju is not even conscious of it he's just so nice generally like that he ends up so I'm extra nice because I want my rating to be good because I do believe it's a reflection

on the type of person I am.

See, I don't play

these respectability politics.

I don't give a damn

what an Uber driver

thinks about me.

Oh, it's cool to say

I don't give a damn.

It explains why you're a 4-7.

So I'm saying,

okay, I'm not going to put you

in that spot.

You're out here being defensive.

You care.

I'm not.

I don't care.

I promise.

I'm going to try to get mine lower.

I bet you by the time

I come back here on Friday,

I'm going to be in the 4.60 just to prove a point. So you're going to prove a point by treating people like shit? What is this game? Because I don't treat people bad.
And I don't judge myself on that. So if you feel like you got to give me a bad rating because I might have came five or six minutes late or because I put my luggage in your Uber and then proceeded to wait another 15 minutes and threw your day off.
Then that's on you. My life is crazy.
It sounds like it's on you. Awfully defensive for someone who doesn't think that this is a representation of how they treat people.
But whatever. I will say Juju's 4.97 is a black five, basically.
Because that's like the highest. Definitely a black five.
As a black man, especially with dreads and tats. A black man? 5.97 with tattoos, sunglasses, and dreads? Are you serious? Oh, they are automatically docking you.
You work your way up from that three. That's crazy.
You sit down with a three. You sit down with a three, and you leave with a five.
That man, Juju. They almost gave that man his car.
Oh, man.

They love Juju so damn much.

That's nuts.

Oh, Juju.

So what from today's show?

What you got for us?

I got some notes.

Y'all was talking about

a comparable athlete to John Lennon.

I want to enter,

I think John Lennon may be

Magic Johnson's career.

You feel me?

Because it had,

we all know magic was magic.

But circumstances were circumstances. Damn.
Jujuju that's great that is fantastic way to expand the lead yep juju firing this is what you also want to give some love to the women's final four you dig uconn texas ucla south carolina when girls from the get it get it popping this Friday. So, you know what I mean? Tune in and support women's sports.
You got to know. Absolutely.
Hell yeah. Team Paige.
We're all team Paige. Oh yeah, Paige.
Paige is the queen. Also, you know what I mean? In the game, y'all having me, which I think today was a great game.
I think yesterday was a great game. You know, Kenan, you know what I mean? We're going to get it together.

But I feel like I'm the equipment manager

in this situation.

And I'm not going to wait

until Coach tell me

to go fill the water bottles up.

I'm going to keep

them things filled up

so I can quench some thirst

whenever the thirst

needs quenching.

You feel me?

So I took it upon myself

to make some polls

out of the stuff

y'all was talking about.

You feel me?

Way to go.

So should the tush push

be banned?

52% of the audience says

you know it should not be banned that's insanely split that's right down the middle yeah no i he took some liberties with the polls and i'm glad that he did because there's a good one coming okay should the forward pass be banned okay is that the middle? 59% of the audience says, yes, it should be. All right.
Now I don't trust the first poll. So who will win in a foot race? Dominique, Hawk, or Taylor? If Taylor wins, I might flip the desk again.
52 the audience says hawk will win 27 of the audience says dominique will win and taylor caught the scraps look at my boy that boy is ambiguous i don't know what my dog is but i love it everyone oh my gosh thank. He's everyone.
Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Taylor.
Also, salute to the chat today. Cloud Feet, Maloney Baloney, Greg Fox, Juan Dominguez, Raygon Charles, GBC Boy, and the Cafecito Crew Gaming.
I see you guys. Last poll.
Is a Caesar wrap a salad? Mmm. 67% of the audience says no.
Valid. Taylor.
As a matter of fact, it's not the last poll. I have one more poll.
Sorry about that, guys. Can everyone play the bongos? That's got to be a yes.
67% of the audience says yes, we can. Back to you guys.
Let's do awards for the show, but first of all, we're looking at that picture, Taylor. He looks like we are the world.
Like, I feel like every time you put that picture up, I hear the song in my head. We are the world.
You know when they genetically modify, like, the future man? When everything just melts into one? This is what men look like. This is what the men on the track team for North Carolina look like.
In 2075. 400 years from now.
He's what the U.N. aspires to be.
Taylor. U.N.
Taylor. Oh, my gosh.
All right, let's do some show awards. I want to kick off the first one.
You know, Hawk, when you have a real big good game by the team, everybody gets the game ball. So I want to give a game ball to the entire team in here, out there, ship container, everyone in the video room.
Congratulations, Juju. Game ball for everybody.
Way to go, y'all. You was on top of it in the video room.
Every time I called for some video, boom, popped up. No hesitation.
I got an award for Stop Me In My Tracks Award. Wow.
Hawk said an opposing player once told him that he was cute,

couldn't do anything with it.

Yep.

Wanted to, but couldn't tell.

Stop me in my tracks.

Yeah.

Good, good, good.

Thank you.

Good fourth down stop right there, Hawk.

Thank you.

Absolutely.

I think you stopped the tush push.

I really do.

That's how you do it.

I have the Steve Smith Naa Award for Best Definitive No,

and I'm going to give it to Charlie for stopping any Jim Laranega talk. Oh, yeah.
Way to go. Nah, we're not doing that.
Way to go. Way to go.
That's how we won game two. Yep, for sure.
I would also, I would like to give the smoltering sex symbol award also to my boy Charlie in the back with the button and the button. Oh! Charlie, the vanilla snack.
When Nick was talking about that Jerry Rice outfit, Charlie was like, come on, man. That sounds right up my alley.
It sounds pretty good. It's not tight enough.
Jerry Rice had his things skin tight. Could I give an award? Of course.
Could I give the HIPAA award to all of us for not making fun of people with GERD today? No. Way to go.
All right, that's incredible. I'll accept on our behalf.
Yes, Please do. So who's going to win our daily award? Charlie Hume, maybe, for beating Dom.
He didn't beat me. Dominique's cat Lamar.
I remember that name. Oh, yeah.
I like Lamar. I like Lamar a lot.
All right, Lamar wins it. I like him.
I'm going to go with Taylor's headband. Taylor's headband.
Yeah, that's a good idea, man. I like him.
I had another Taylor award. It was called the Participation Award for his roster spot on the UNC track team.
Good job, Taylor. Way to show up.
He was there. I would like to give an award to the man behind Taylor, who somehow vision is so bad that that man got to wear glasses to run track.
Jason is his name, I believe. Shout out to Jason.
Jason. I can't see them lines.
Who ran unattached and just put his first name on his shirt. He said, hey, I'm Jason.
I'm going to run this 800-meter relay behind. Look at Taylor.
Look at Taylor. In the nose, out the mouth.
That's the textbook, man. I want to give award to Hawk.
He was quarterback friendly today. Every time I needed it, Hawk was open.
Every time I got tripped up, drop it to Hawk. He going to get us four or five yards off that thing, keep the sticks rolling.
I got to give one right back to Nick for comeback player of the show. He's in here with the strategy.
And like Michael Jordan, we didn't always like it, right? It wasn't always friendly. It wasn't always kumbaya, but he cares about winning.

And if you don't like that, that's fine.

Somebody called me Michael Jordan on the street yesterday anyway.

This is amazing.

Can you tell this story really quickly?

No, I can't.

I don't want to attribute everything to racism, but the fact that you're not bald alone.

You look pretty crazy.

You look nothing like Michael Jordan. I mean, it's nuts.
It's nuts. And you're just much younger and more sober at this point.
Hold on. What was the context? You're just whining, so I was like, Michael Jordan.
That's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened.
I don't know. I was tired yesterday, so maybe my eyes were like Hennessy brown.
So they were cognac tinted. I had cognac tinted eye whites.
And they were like, oh. I think it had more to do with Miami Music Week.
Possibly. Can we get an award to the Feelin' Nicey Award to Chris Cody for the greatest Jay Gruden impersonation I've ever heard? Limited fakes are incredible.
Robert. Oh, give me.
Ringo. Where's Fat Rob? Hit us with a little Ringo.
The Beatles. We are the Beatles.
We smoked them game two. Cover the spurt and everything.
1-1, baby. But bad news.
Tomorrow, interviews are back. No, we had a day.
We had a day to prepare. I'm going to be ready for the interviews, guys.
Trust me. And I need some load management, so I'm not going to be here until Friday.
You guys hold it down. All we need is you to make sure the score is even when I come back, and I'll bring my A game.
This is a tough rubber match. My number two not going to show up, but we're going to get it done.
I've got to figure some things out. Charlie, we'll figure some things out.
Call in some reinforcements. Charlie, you got a question for the guest tomorrow? You good? All right.
I'm going to prepare better for the interviews. I'm going to actually prepare.
Charlie, you got a question for the guest tomorrow?

You good?

All right.

I'm going to prepare better for the interviews.

I'm going to write the whole damn interviews out.

You guys don't know how crazy I am.

I was sick last night for how bad we lost this show.

He's just going to talk about how competitive he is and do absolutely nothing different.

You got me.

I'm going to get drunk tonight.

We out.