Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 2 Is that Juju? Yep. Oh, listen.
This is big time for me.

Speaker 2 This is big time for me. That man right there.

Speaker 1 Juju Gotti.

Speaker 2 Juju Gotti's in the building.

Speaker 2 We, I mean, I think I think game three, I feel like we got it done today. Game three feels good about, I feel good about game three.
We got to do show awards at some point.

Speaker 2 But Juju, what did you think? Yes, sir. It was a great show today.
So great to meet my brother Jason for the first time. You diggy, but great legend.
You feel me?

Speaker 2 With the bulls, you be kicking ass, bro. Congratulations on the newborn.
Appreciate you. Man, is a big fan of your word, my bro.
Big fan of you as well, man. Did we set a record?

Speaker 2 I think we might have just set a record. When Juju came on the show, we might have just set a record.
Oh, most black people. Most black people.

Speaker 2 Dan better never give me the steering wheel again. Roy's like, oh, come on.

Speaker 2 Roy, Roy, get your ass back here, Roy. We gotta.

Speaker 4 I know exactly what Roy's gonna say. Oh, man, on my day off, like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You got the full Texas Western starting five in this joy right there. Oh, yeah.
Good to go. And by the way, Juju had the best verse on Tiger Bomb Ultra.
Cool. Okay.
I'm just keeping it out of the way.

Speaker 2 Okay, appreciate it, brother.

Speaker 2 You got it.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 All right, Juju, what did you think of the show today, man?

Speaker 2 It was good, man. We got off to a rough start.
I know my brother Amin is an ambassador of the league, and he's a gatekeeper and a protector.

Speaker 2 But I don't think that necessarily the league has a tanking problem specifically, but they definitely have a, I just traveled 9,000 miles to see Steph Curry, and he in street clothes problem every now and then.

Speaker 4 But that's not tanking though.

Speaker 2 That's my point. That's what I just said.
I don't think they have a tanking problem,

Speaker 2 but I think Adam was right whenever the fans, they get the brunt end of the stick most of the time. You feel me? And they'd be like, well, the ticket price ain't going down.

Speaker 2 You heard David Sampson. They don't give a damn about you.
You feel me?

Speaker 2 I think it could be you a little met in the middle. I also think he was a little harsh to my sister, Shamia Moore, the Atlanta Hawks in-arena announcer.
She don't know what the hell to do, brother.

Speaker 2 Bruh Nija popped out of their damn body. And what can she do besides looking at

Speaker 2 the camera?

Speaker 4 Show must go on, Juju. Come on, you know that better than anybody.
Show must go on.

Speaker 2 I know, but you act like she Katie Keuric delivering the world news. She is in the Atlanta Hawks arena.
In-game arena that.

Speaker 2 This is not the top of the food chain. Let her live.
She handled it just fine.

Speaker 2 She wasn't expecting that man to pop a ligament. What is she doing? Exactly.

Speaker 2 What does she say, Juju? What is she? Like, what is she?

Speaker 2 What was her reaction?

Speaker 2 Dang. Dang.
Oh, but that was it.

Speaker 2 Damn. Somebody get him up?

Speaker 2 Just dang? Okay. Here, we can play it again.
We'll let you hear it. Let's play it again more.

Speaker 2 All right, then tick, tack, go.

Speaker 2 Oh, bouncing. She's in drumback here.
Oh!

Speaker 2 Dang!

Speaker 2 Oh, no! Hold on! Let's make sure my guy is good!

Speaker 2 Other guy just keeps playing.

Speaker 2 That's tough.

Speaker 2 That's tough.

Speaker 2 That ain't part of the job description.

Speaker 2 Dame!

Speaker 4 Yeah, just a lot of damn. Shout out to Ragman.

Speaker 3 Ragman.

Speaker 2 Right, he the joker of the day, bro. You can't keep shooting layups and putting tic-tat-toes down.

Speaker 2 You gotta take a beat.

Speaker 2 So he does the first layout. On the way back, he has to acknowledge that there's a crowd around my guy on the ground in the endgame.
Play the game yelling. Dang.

Speaker 2 He's like, nah, hey, I gotta finish, man.

Speaker 2 I'm a winner. Ragman got a winner.

Speaker 4 Ragman's a dog, man.

Speaker 2 Next man up, boy.

Speaker 4 He's a Jason Mason. He ain't no Taylor.

Speaker 2 All right, man. Speaking of Anthony Jason Mason, I think we forgot to ask him, bro, how bad is your eyesight? But you need them glasses on the track.

Speaker 4 You know what, Juju? I thought about it, but I was so impressed by everything he was saying. I was like, I'm not even going to give it to him.
It's a lot easier just to

Speaker 4 attack Taylor. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I had it as my plan to close out. And then he said he's doing a memorial track thing.
And I was like, I'm just going to give some money, buddy.

Speaker 2 We're going to give you some money. Let me just give you some money.

Speaker 4 We're going to, we're definitely. He said, we're definitely.

Speaker 2 He did say definitely, didn't he? Oh, God.

Speaker 2 I look at that guns. I'm like, what's he saying? I'm about to request some money from him now with that roof.
Can I propose an award? Ooh, show award.

Speaker 5 For your service award

Speaker 2 for Anthony Williams.

Speaker 2 Thank you for your service, Jason Mason.

Speaker 2 Absolutely. And we're not sending you no money.

Speaker 2 No, I'm going to send him some money.

Speaker 2 I am not a lie. You watch me do it.
And now you have to do it. Does he also get our award? Oh, yeah, we do like him.
We do like him. I like him.

Speaker 2 award to jason mason now you got to mend your relationship with taylor man do i oh man you still got to work with him do i i like i like to give the get well soon award to my dog uh taylor bro that was a rough segment bro but get well soon bro get well soon taylor taylor gang

Speaker 2 oh gosh you better write a nick song about that shamet or whatever pineapple butter or something give us something that's the name of the new song pineapple butter yo

Speaker 2 West Side Gun Gazelda feel to it.

Speaker 2 I got to give a jump ball pass to my man, Chris Cody, just pulling off the jump pass. He jumps up with pineapple.
Didn't know what to do. Butter.
Butter. Jump pass.

Speaker 2 Jump pass.

Speaker 2 I'm in the air. I'm in there.
Damn it. I said water flavor.
I didn't mean to do that. And you did it.
It was seamless.

Speaker 4 Juju, what else we got?

Speaker 2 I made a couple polls, you know what I mean? As equipment managers do, you feel me? I appreciate it. So I took it to the streets.
Does the NBA have a tanking problem? And this is the Instagram poll.

Speaker 2 They're available on Instagram stories now. 77% of the audience says yes, they do.

Speaker 2 The audience is the audience.

Speaker 2 Should every MLB player use a torpedo bat?

Speaker 2 78% of the audience says yes, they should.

Speaker 4 This is what I wanted to tell Samson earlier. Why is baseball the best sport of cheating?

Speaker 4 These jokers find a different way to cheat. Like, I've never even thought about that.

Speaker 4 They've got scientists working on, like, yo, how can we cheat this thing a little better?

Speaker 5 Well, Jeremy texted me to tell me that tomorrow he's back on the show and he wants to correct all of the incorrect things we said about the torpedo bath.

Speaker 5 So everyone, prepare yourselves for that segment.

Speaker 2 Worst teas ever.

Speaker 2 Everyone, prepare yourselves to watch me tell Jeremy not to say anything and we're going to steamroll him.

Speaker 1 That segment's going to be definitely tough.

Speaker 2 I'll let Jeremy tell us why we're wrong. You got some more polls for us, Juju?

Speaker 2 Yes, sir. Can you sue a baseball team for causing your divorce?

Speaker 2 Can we revisit that? Like, Samson 100%

Speaker 2 introduced those players and manager to some guy's wife for that purpose, right? Like, isn't that what he was telling us?

Speaker 3 He's a fan.

Speaker 2 No. Gotta let it be a fan.
Yeah, man. Yeah, I mean.
Who are we?

Speaker 4 To deny her from meeting her heroes.

Speaker 2 Don't save them.

Speaker 4 You want to be saved?

Speaker 2 Don't save them. 55% of the audience says, yes, you can sue that baseball team.

Speaker 2 The last poll, inspired by Dom and my daughter Charlie's relationship. Are your work friends your actual friends?

Speaker 2 69% of the audience says, no, they are not. And those are your polls.

Speaker 3 Gigi, you got one more poll for us, don't you?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got another poll.
I forgot it was a late entry.

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Speaker 2 52% of the audience say they prefer the chalk.

Speaker 2 I love it. Cinderella can kick it.

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Speaker 2 What a show.

Speaker 2 Thank you so much for joining, Juju. We're up.
2-1 lead. See y'all tomorrow.
We're out of here. Woo!

Speaker 2 Insane. A woo at the end.
What's wrong with a woo? I love a woo. I love a woo.
I love a big flare woo.

Speaker 2 Dominique, woo. Thanks, Juju.
Amin, woo.