The Big Suey: Jewdonis Haslem

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Speaker 28 Welcome to the Big Sue,

Speaker 16 presented by DraftKings.

Speaker 29 Why are you listening to this show?

Speaker 28 The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebetard podcast.

Speaker 30 I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

Speaker 28 In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

Speaker 29 I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

Speaker 31 I've done it.

Speaker 28 And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

Speaker 25 If you think this episode is presented by DraftKings, DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Speaker 10 You know, I don't have to be here.

Speaker 35 You're right, because

Speaker 35 you're a great Jeremy.

Speaker 36 What's so funny there, Chuckles? What's going on?

Speaker 25 If you think that was funny,

Speaker 16 if you think Chris doesn't do a good Jeremy, you're crazy.

Speaker 36 Why do you have to make Jeremy feel bad? It's Friday. Everyone should feel really great.
It's almost the weekend.

Speaker 25 That sound couldn't make me happier.

Speaker 39 You don't know my role here?

Speaker 39 Look.

Speaker 13 Don't make Jeremy's sad.

Speaker 25 I'm never going to have pity for anyone around here.

Speaker 40 Wow. I follow this.

Speaker 36 No matter the scenario.

Speaker 41 That's wild.

Speaker 23 I go into the Stugats category of, I've had it bad.

Speaker 32 All right. I don't.

Speaker 23 Yeah. What Jeremy's getting is please.

Speaker 42 Oh, you mean on the show?

Speaker 39 Yeah. Okay, cool.

Speaker 43 I was thinking personally.

Speaker 44 Oh, no.

Speaker 45 People go through stuff.

Speaker 24 No, no, no, no. Just on air.
Just on the show.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 23 So because you feel bad for Jeremy.

Speaker 25 My name was Fat Chris for like five years.

Speaker 44 You did that to yourself.

Speaker 39 Well, just diet.

Speaker 30 Which part?

Speaker 45 I didn't come up with the name.

Speaker 23 I just like things.

Speaker 36 So because you were made to feel terrible for a long time on this show.

Speaker 23 That's why, and that's the culture around it.

Speaker 36 It's someone else's turn. Yeah,

Speaker 23 it starts with Dan, though. It starts with Dan.
Gotcha.

Speaker 30 He was mean to Stu Gats, and that trickles down.

Speaker 36 Gotcha. And how long should this last with Jeremy? Is this like until someone else has been in the middle?

Speaker 48 It's been three years.

Speaker 25 He's only been getting it bad for like eight months, though.

Speaker 24 What?

Speaker 23 Before we just didn't like you.

Speaker 16 But the difference with Jeremy is it's not just Dan giving him shit. It's all of us.

Speaker 25 Oh, Oh, yeah, everyone, since everyone's real nice to me all the time.

Speaker 16 Well, now we aren't.

Speaker 50 It's not making this about you. I know.

Speaker 51 It's about how much Jeremy sucks.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 8 If you think Jeremy sucks.

Speaker 14 All right, go ahead.

Speaker 36 I'm just glad I'm going to be able to sleep tonight, man. Oh, I got this bowling weight lifted off my shoulders.
Good for you. I feel good about knowing how to score bowling.

Speaker 30 This is a two Americas thing.

Speaker 25 I'm telling you, I talked to my dad on the phone yesterday. I told him the thing in like three seconds.
He's like 70.

Speaker 32 Like people that are like old school bowlers, like we're just not in that world.

Speaker 53 Like they can look at it and be like, yep, boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 22 How is this a two America situation?

Speaker 25 Because there's bowling people and there's non-bowling people.

Speaker 41 And this room.

Speaker 54 I think that's two Americas.

Speaker 47 No, he's right.

Speaker 35 He's right. No, I think it's an appropriation over here.

Speaker 55 America and like America Samoa is just like a smaller chunk.

Speaker 16 I think he's just breaking it down by age. It's like America and America Senior.

Speaker 7 I don't know if I have the bandwidth to learn what the scoring is.

Speaker 55 That's why it's automated.

Speaker 60 I'm just there to slam some Miller lights, have a good time with my friends.

Speaker 46 That's what we do.

Speaker 45 Try not to spill beer from that beer tower.

Speaker 30 I love that beer tower.

Speaker 31 Very thin, though.

Speaker 25 A fun thing in bowling is the five pin, I believe it is.

Speaker 21 It's the dead, it's not the head pin.

Speaker 26 I'll take your word for it.

Speaker 25 But it's the dead center pin in the back row.

Speaker 23 So if you ever throw a first ball, because the back row has five pins.

Speaker 60 Is that the JFK pin or no?

Speaker 25 It's the dead center back row pin.

Speaker 53 It might not be the five pin, but whatever that pin is.

Speaker 12 You're talking within.

Speaker 47 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 55 No, it doesn't have five pins.

Speaker 41 So yeah, I think it has four.

Speaker 10 Okay. Five or make it 50.

Speaker 30 Then it's the second row.

Speaker 25 It's a dead center pin, but it's not the thing.

Speaker 31 It's the third row.

Speaker 12 I'm sorry.

Speaker 19 Apologize. Yeah, Yeah, you guys.

Speaker 31 Have you ever been dead, Chris?

Speaker 12 Do America's thing.

Speaker 25 I'm actually not. And whenever there's one pin and it's dead center, but it's not the head pin, everyone puts your arm up.

Speaker 19 And if you miss that pin, whoever has their arm up, you got to buy them all drinks.

Speaker 31 What?

Speaker 25 Is that right? Yeah, it's like a drinking game.

Speaker 23 Okay. So if like my team, like...

Speaker 30 Bumpers or no bumpers?

Speaker 24 No.

Speaker 40 Tony, you're out.

Speaker 5 I told you, bumpers.

Speaker 30 Nice.

Speaker 25 I believe Greg Cody the other day had to buy like 20 drinks for people because he had the center pin.

Speaker 23 And you look back, you don't look back.

Speaker 25 When you have that pin, you know everyone's got their hands up on you.

Speaker 63 There's bumps at Bourbon.

Speaker 41 If you look back.

Speaker 33 Oh, yeah, there's bumps there. Yeah.

Speaker 40 Ton.

Speaker 60 And it's right next to that Flanny's now.

Speaker 39 Walking distance.

Speaker 36 Has your father ever bowled a perfect game? No.

Speaker 30 Has he ever come close? I've come close.

Speaker 14 What does that mean close?

Speaker 25 I got once I had an open first frame and then I got.

Speaker 44 That's not close at all.

Speaker 64 It was over. Right.
It was over.

Speaker 25 I bowled a 279. I bowled 11 straight.

Speaker 23 You never had the chance to get perfect pressure to have a perfect game. Okay.
But if you look at the game afterwards, I bowled all the straight.

Speaker 25 I was making the same argument that all the pressure was off. That's why I did so well.
I'm not saying, but how is that not close?

Speaker 38 You're a 279.

Speaker 65 Not only were you not close, you couldn't have been further. I bowled a 279.

Speaker 36 Let me ask you something. This is a simple question, all right? Everybody, take it easy.

Speaker 46 11 straight.

Speaker 30 Look, I get why I wasn't

Speaker 39 asking.

Speaker 12 Stop being so defensive.

Speaker 36 Let me ask you something. This is going to be really simple, Chris, all right?

Speaker 65 In order to bowl a perfect game, do you have to get a strike on the first frame?

Speaker 36 Yes or no?

Speaker 12 Yes.

Speaker 36 Did you get a strike on that first frame?

Speaker 56 No. You never had a chance.

Speaker 52 All right.

Speaker 34 All right. Let's play.

Speaker 38 Now to play my game. I just played your game.

Speaker 25 Ask me if I've ever bowled 11 straight strikes.

Speaker 39 Okay, yeah. Have you ever bowled 11 straight strikes? I've never seen that conversation.

Speaker 66 You're still not a perfect game. Cool.

Speaker 39 Because you missed on the first one.

Speaker 36 Cool.

Speaker 36 You were never close to a perfect game.

Speaker 30 Are bowlers around, like I, people come up to me.

Speaker 19 You're the guy that did the 11 straight after the open frame?

Speaker 26 Because, like, that's dumb.

Speaker 38 Because it's honestly dumb to do.

Speaker 36 But did any of them say to you, are you the guy that almost bowled a 300? Oh, no, there's you didn't almost bowl 300.

Speaker 46 You couldn't have been further.

Speaker 1 This is like a pitcher saying he almost had a perfect game, but he walked the lead off guy.

Speaker 41 That's a great example.

Speaker 60 Do you think David Wells gets carried off by his teammates if in like the very first head bat he gives up like a double?

Speaker 23 If a pitcher gives up a hit to start the game.

Speaker 8 If a pitcher gives up a hit.

Speaker 39 Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 13 And then the rest of the game, all outs, 26 straight, 27 straight outs from that point on, it's a damn good game.

Speaker 40 It doesn't near perfect game.

Speaker 62 It's a quality

Speaker 44 sports center. That's a near-perfect game.

Speaker 16 Have you ever pitched a perfect game? He will say no. End of conversation.

Speaker 25 Scott Vimp, that would be his one big thing. It does.

Speaker 23 He'd be like, this pitcher in Minnesota gave up a hit and then had a perfect game.

Speaker 60 That's a nice sports center. He caught a one-hitter.

Speaker 36 I don't think that would be Scott Vimpelt's one big thing.

Speaker 69 Because it would be like, he's so close to a perfect game.

Speaker 30 No.

Speaker 41 He gave up a single in the first inning.

Speaker 45 Galarraga was close to a perfect game.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 47 That's being close to a perfect game.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 45 I see what you guys are doing.

Speaker 25 That's annoying me. It's annoying me.

Speaker 20 Of course it is.

Speaker 7 You want to be the guy who almost bits a...

Speaker 30 You know how impressive?

Speaker 13 Like, you guys should be also, wow, you bowled 11 straight strikes.

Speaker 41 That is impressive.

Speaker 12 That is. Thank you.
No bumpers, right?

Speaker 41 No bumpers.

Speaker 65 That is impressive.

Speaker 36 Unfortunately, a perfect game was never in play.

Speaker 70 Never in play.

Speaker 25 Which is why I didn't feel the pressure. Like, I'm in the eighth frame.
I'm like feeling like, you know, because I've gotten seven straight before. In that eighth frame, my mind's racing.

Speaker 25 I'm like, oh my God, I got a perfect game. Everyone's watching me.

Speaker 23 Like, that's why you blow it because you get nervous.

Speaker 25 I didn't have that problem.

Speaker 18 I acknowledge that. But what I did, very impressive.

Speaker 16 That's like saying, like, Shaq saying you hit 10 straight threes in practice.

Speaker 23 Couldn't be further.

Speaker 47 It's not even close. It wasn't a practice where I did it.

Speaker 23 It was actually in the game.

Speaker 68 Yeah, but it didn't really matter.

Speaker 62 Damn it.

Speaker 56 On with the show.

Speaker 71 It's much easier if you just go there and slam some beers and wait for the turkey. And also, for whatever reason, I put my hand in that fan because I think it helps.

Speaker 16 I was going to say, it's one of the things I do every time.

Speaker 16 I have no idea why i don't know if people ever use that thing yeah it makes your hands fly like but you got to do it you do it right before you pick up your ball yeah

Speaker 12 i swear to you

Speaker 25 one thing i do in bowling because i just want to feel like i'm cool i'll anytime i throw a ball and i like barely miss something i have no i'm more of a feel guy i don't know the mechanics like i don't really know oh i let my arm like i'll always turn around and like do a motion to like oh i missed it just got a little i have i'm not doing anything but like i want people behind me to think he's trying to fix whatever he's working on there oh like a practice swing like i'll go after i bowl a ball like look at the lane and be like did I, where was I off?

Speaker 16 Do you ever do the Steph Curry no-look when you know you got to strike and just turn around? Yeah.

Speaker 36 Yeah, you got to do that. You got to do that.

Speaker 72 I had a season in Glades Corey League where I didn't get a hit all year.

Speaker 54 In fact, I didn't even swing the bat.

Speaker 19 I don't like that.

Speaker 37 But it didn't stop me from stepping out of the box occasionally and taking a couple practice acts.

Speaker 39 Doing like the cheater bat and the batting glove thing.

Speaker 60 You got to be patient at the play. Yeah, that's no Markarsu.

Speaker 23 Get some walks.

Speaker 16 Every time somebody like miss hits a higher hiring, it's a human ring. It's like, you got to go through the swing again, even though I don't really know what the difference is.

Speaker 58 There's a couple of shots in golf that I got no shot at ever making or ever making look good.

Speaker 74 There's a couple of those, and it's like, oh, where'd the ball go?

Speaker 73 Let's just play on.

Speaker 12 I'll find it.

Speaker 55 Who's got a Miller lights?

Speaker 60 But it won't stop me from taking a couple practice swings.

Speaker 16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to.

Speaker 46 Where's the Miller Lights? Yeah.

Speaker 6 50 years.

Speaker 36 Can I tell you who's a total stud, though?

Speaker 31 Who's as

Speaker 31 thank you?

Speaker 16 Oh, wait.

Speaker 36 Eudonis Haslam. All right.

Speaker 36 And Eudonis Haslam, I think, is turning into a big television star.

Speaker 36 He's very good on TV. Very.
And you know what?

Speaker 36 He was pretty good right from the get-go. He's on ESPN all the time now, be it NBA Today, or he'll be on Get Up.
And he's doing, you know, coverage for the league.

Speaker 16 Is it weird that I have a painting of Eudonis Haslam in my bedroom?

Speaker 76 No. Go on.

Speaker 68 No.

Speaker 55 You too?

Speaker 16 He's wearing clothes.

Speaker 36 Yeah, I was going to say, is he clothed? Because then we start to venture into the weird territory.

Speaker 55 Well, I I mean, he's a better high-light owner than player.

Speaker 36 So UD is really good on television. And yesterday, he was on NBA today.
All right. And I guess, you know,

Speaker 36 because the schedule came out yesterday. It was NBA schedule release day.
Big day.

Speaker 20 Very.

Speaker 36 Big day. Not a big day.
I go, not a big day. Every team plays 82 games.
You know everyone's schedule. It's not a big day.
All right. They're trying to fool you.
All right.

Speaker 36 So UD is on NBA today, yesterday. And he's, you know, he's actually talking about the Atlanta Hawks and like their prospects for this coming season.

Speaker 36 And he has a little bit of trouble with the first overall pick from last year's name.

Speaker 77 You've got your young coin, Jalen Johnson, and Roshi, Rosh Hashanah, however you say his name.

Speaker 34 Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 77 Roshashi, Zachary Roshashi.

Speaker 16 You have all these pieces.

Speaker 78 Now, are you going to make Atlanta?

Speaker 78 Listen, I messed up his name. I'm sorry.
Listen, don't be mad at me.

Speaker 70 Kirk, I took a page out your book.

Speaker 66 Rosh Hashanah, it's a holiday.

Speaker 19 It's the holiest of our holidays. Judanis Haslam.

Speaker 36 It's our new year.

Speaker 77 And Roshita, Rosh Hashanah, have you say his name?

Speaker 78 Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 19 That's a guy who spent a lot of time in South Florida around a lot of Jewish people.

Speaker 30 Well, he had that as his backup.

Speaker 16 Like, if I forget to say, I'm going to say that. And then he tried to correct it.

Speaker 78 Rosh Shana, have you said it?

Speaker 16 Not better.

Speaker 36 You know what I think it was?

Speaker 36 Play it again real quick.

Speaker 77 And Roshit, Rosh Hashanah, have you say his name?

Speaker 78 Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 36 I feel like as it was coming out of his mouth, he thought it was funny, which it is, by the way.

Speaker 16 It's very funny.

Speaker 36 And then, for like a split second, it sounds like, oh, wait, I hope no one gets mad at me.

Speaker 40 Yeah, you know, because everybody gets mad at everything, you know.

Speaker 36 Because you could hear me apologize. I'm sorry.

Speaker 79 I didn't mean it. Go ahead.

Speaker 77 And Roshan, Rosh Hashanah, have you said his name?

Speaker 78 Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Speaker 30 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Did I just do something? It's like when Jeremy said a slur.

Speaker 16 There was a split second there where you Donnis thought, did I just get canceled?

Speaker 36 Right, right. And you don't have to be sorry there because it's a really funny thing to say.

Speaker 23 Just like Jeremy.

Speaker 21 You don't have to be sorry. It was an accident.

Speaker 77 Rosh Hashanah, however, you say his name.

Speaker 78 Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 67 Do you guys remember when Borkley very awkwardly said,

Speaker 26 I don't say that word, so he just spelled J-E-W?

Speaker 41 It was one of the wildest things.

Speaker 39 I don't remember that.

Speaker 34 I don't remember.

Speaker 60 Have that sound.

Speaker 6 He's like spelled out J-E-W.

Speaker 61 He's like, I don't say that word.

Speaker 16 That's definitely a word that people, if they don't know that it's not bad, are just like, wait a second, can I say that? Jew? It just comes off aggressive. The hard W.

Speaker 36 Saying that you won't say it

Speaker 36 is offensive.

Speaker 47 Yes, exactly.

Speaker 47 Exactly.

Speaker 48 It makes me feel like it's like almost more anti-Semitic to not know that you can say Jew.

Speaker 39 I think it is.

Speaker 36 I think not being willing to say it is anti-Semitic.

Speaker 16 I'm pretty sure there's a joke somewhere in some sitcom about people not being able to say the word Mexican.

Speaker 31 And it's just like, what do you mean?

Speaker 36 What was Barkley, like, was he talking about, was it Miles Leonard? Is that where this was?

Speaker 63 I don't know. This is years ago, I think.

Speaker 30 Tony, tell us all about what happened.

Speaker 22 Buddy, we're going to look it up right now. But I'll tell you what.
Rosh Hashanah, good holiday.

Speaker 30 Oh, very good.

Speaker 36 Good food. Dip some apples and honey.
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 65 I like that.

Speaker 36 That's right. Sweet New Year, Israel.

Speaker 16 Ah, that's what it is.

Speaker 20 That's what it is. Mazzo.

Speaker 36 Look at you.

Speaker 40 Look at you.

Speaker 12 I've been to a bar mitzvah.

Speaker 40 A, ah, ah, ah, bar mitzvah.

Speaker 39 I've been to one.

Speaker 59 I went to a I went to two bot mitzvahs, but they were twins.

Speaker 36 That's called a bonet.

Speaker 16 Oh, really? That sounds delicious. I went to a benefit.

Speaker 50 That was the week of the.

Speaker 73 That just was two people at the same time?

Speaker 39 That's called.

Speaker 41 Multiple.

Speaker 65 Multiple.

Speaker 20 Yes.

Speaker 36 And like Israel said, Israel has been to one Brit. He's been to A Bris.
A Bris. It was my son.
And he was so traumatized, he has

Speaker 36 no intention of ever attending another.

Speaker 16 Not really traumatized as much as, like, I just stood in the backstreet

Speaker 16 and didn't say anything. Like, did I see when, what's the guy who does it?

Speaker 44 What's he called? The moil.

Speaker 16 The moil. I did see when the moil, I think, lifted up like a white

Speaker 16 piece of cloth and there was a little blood on it. And I was like, okay.

Speaker 62 What do you think? That's when it happened.

Speaker 22 Bam, right there.

Speaker 22 The one Bar Mutsu that I did go to, incredible Bar Mitzvah, the Goldsteins, by the way, love them.

Speaker 22 Brad Kaya was there.

Speaker 12 Me and Brad Kaye were there. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 36 And what was I like? Hey, Brad Kaya, what are you doing here?

Speaker 22 Big UM family. Sam pitched for the University of Miami.
Big here.

Speaker 36 Yeah. Abrams?

Speaker 22 Sam Abrams and the boys, yeah. Had a huge closing the door of, I want to say it was Appalachian State back in the Omaha days of, I want to say 2013, maybe 2014.

Speaker 22 Long story short, his younger brother Dylan went to have this bar mitzvah.

Speaker 75 Brad Kaya showed up.

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Speaker 88 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 56 I went in the margins.

Speaker 22 I'm like, I'm like, your money ball of sucks.

Speaker 43 I'm basically Scott Hadaburg. A lot of

Speaker 47 A lot of walks, but I'm on base.

Speaker 12 When it comes to sex, a lot of foul tips.

Speaker 7 Other dudes, they can be Giombi.

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Speaker 12 I know my role.

Speaker 88 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 82 All right, guys.

Speaker 22 Very big weekend. UFC 319 in Chicago.
Hamza Chimaev takes on the champion, Drikis Duplessis for the middleweight division. What did you just say? Which Which one?

Speaker 62 All of them.

Speaker 22 Hamza Chimaev, not Arab.

Speaker 38 My son loves the African.

Speaker 22 Loves the air fighters. Not Arab.

Speaker 74 Wait, is he like

Speaker 55 Kyrgyzstan?

Speaker 22 He's Swedish from Via Chechnya.

Speaker 66 You were way off.

Speaker 79 Swedish, Via Chechnya.

Speaker 22 But not the point. The point is, he's taking on South African

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Speaker 71 Give it to him one more time, Mike. Bam.

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Speaker 61 Corey Zaslow is going to be... Very excited.

Speaker 12 Watching live. He will be.

Speaker 40 Exactly right.

Speaker 36 That's what I was going to say. Like, so we're sure here, like, this is an over 21 situation.

Speaker 22 I mean, to be honest, they had to remind me that it was a bar because now once you're 21, you don't really think of, hey, I can't be here under 21.

Speaker 22 Like, I'm just, I live and I'm walking into this establishment. And, I mean, if, you know, maybe I know the owner, maybe we can make something happen.

Speaker 36 Just because you know the owner, the owner isn't putting his liquor license on the line because he knows Tony.

Speaker 68 That's right.

Speaker 36 You know, so if it's a 21-up thing, that's talent, though.

Speaker 10 But he can tune in on YouTube

Speaker 35 or Twitch. The kids love Twitch.

Speaker 6 And feel like he's a part of of the party. He will.

Speaker 36 He totally wanted to come. Like, I would have brought him if he was allowed in.

Speaker 35 A couple years. Yeah.

Speaker 36 We will watch your stream.

Speaker 15 Brad Kaya to Bar Mitzvah. Brad Kaya.

Speaker 16 That's not bad.

Speaker 39 It's a joke for the Jews in the audience.

Speaker 16 Former UM quarterback.

Speaker 30 Correct.

Speaker 16 The type of quarterback that would fight, would you say?

Speaker 16 No, not really a fighting quarterback. Do they still make those types of quarterbacks?

Speaker 26 We got one.

Speaker 20 Who? In Atlanta.

Speaker 22 Michael Pennix Jr.

Speaker 62 Fighter.

Speaker 22 Zaz.

Speaker 68 Let me ask you a question. Go on.

Speaker 22 Do you like quarterbacks to fight, or do you want your quarterback to be in the back, not fighting?

Speaker 36 Like, I don't want my quarterback to be a sissy.

Speaker 82 That's what I'm asking.

Speaker 16 I want your quarterback to be Sergei Bobrovsky standing in the corner.

Speaker 22 No, don't want my quarterback seeing everybody else go to the scrum and you not being in that scrum. Even if you're faking being in the scrum, I need you in the scrum.

Speaker 36 Yeah, I want my quarterback to get to be.

Speaker 22 Michael Pennix in the scrum. Yeah.

Speaker 26 So if he played for Colorado, he'd get the D.

Speaker 89 Get the D for Dog.

Speaker 60 You know, well, Baker Mayfield, just like Dog.

Speaker 73 AFC, NFC South, dog division.

Speaker 20 Yes, for you.

Speaker 16 By the way, I saw it. It finally happened.
Or it happened initially. No, it was an Atlanta local broadcast, and they put up Michael Penis Jr.

Speaker 36 I saw that.

Speaker 46 Only a matter of time.

Speaker 55 I just assume this is AI having fun.

Speaker 16 I just assume if it's that simple to Photoshop, then it's real, that somebody just didn't do the simple Photoshop.

Speaker 31 I'd be like, hey, look how.

Speaker 36 If it's so uncreative, that means it's real, right?

Speaker 22 And it could have been done like the first time we ever saw him. Yeah.

Speaker 12 And then it's like, oh.

Speaker 46 And it's early enough.

Speaker 16 It's like, oh, he's just about to tap a season.

Speaker 73 Okay, here's the penis.

Speaker 51 I could believe that as an autocorrect, too.

Speaker 50 Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 16 But you got to read those things if you're on television.

Speaker 22 My point being, if you look around the quarterbacks in the league that you know are not fighters, right? Kirk Cousins in Atlanta, not a fighter. Not a fighter.

Speaker 14 The S and the X, right next to each other on the keyboard, too. Yeah.

Speaker 68 They are, actually, now I'm looking at it.

Speaker 76 Right underneath.

Speaker 83 Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 62 Not a fighter.

Speaker 83 No. Daniel Jones, pacifist.

Speaker 54 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 16 You think maybe the hospital screwed up and he was going to be penis?

Speaker 16 No. No, no, that's the last name.

Speaker 54 I don't really see that surname a lot.

Speaker 53 Who's the quarterback that's going to run over there, but just for show?

Speaker 14 Like, this is no interest. Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 63 That's

Speaker 22 not a fighter.

Speaker 36 Oh, but he's Samoan.

Speaker 46 Like, he's a tough guy.

Speaker 25 But he wants you to think he's getting involved.

Speaker 30 100%.

Speaker 16 He'll go over there and he'll look for the biggest guy to immediately run behind as if he was being held back.

Speaker 36 Who's the if you had to pick one quarterback in the league who is a fighter? I think the answer is pretty obvious.

Speaker 16 Is it the dude at Will Levis?

Speaker 12 No. Oh, come on.

Speaker 16 Will Levis is dangerous.

Speaker 23 Did you see that

Speaker 16 growth he had going on the back of his shoulder? He had like a little alien popping out of his arm for like a long time.

Speaker 12 That was

Speaker 39 like a bone.

Speaker 12 It was like a bone, right?

Speaker 39 His injury was wild.

Speaker 37 I know who will make the biggest show of it and who will like rile up his teammates the most, and that's Baker.

Speaker 6 But he's smaller.

Speaker 58 And like in terms of actually throwing hands,

Speaker 59 I don't know if he's that guy exactly, but in terms of having his teammates back and like, he'll start the fights as a Baker for me.

Speaker 16 Lamar Jackson is not shying away from a fight, but his teammates will grow. Right, right.

Speaker 36 He's like way too important. Stay away.
I feel like it's Josh Allen. Josh Allen looks like he tries to mix it up.

Speaker 25 I go Mac Jones.

Speaker 90 And Josh Allen will be like wasting a lot of time talking to the referee.

Speaker 56 Josh Allen is a big time flopper.

Speaker 55 Okay.

Speaker 13 Stafford.

Speaker 26 Stafford?

Speaker 39 He's got a dog in him.

Speaker 73 He's got a dog in him.

Speaker 16 Stafford doesn't get out of the way, but he won't go to it.

Speaker 6 If you're fighting around him, he might be like, you don't want to mess with this but he's not going to run away from the fight i love watching old man stafford because old man stafford talks that yeah yeah i like i love his approach to the game he's he's gotten better with age you think barrett goff mixes it up no i think he talks yeah no dan he's he's taking on the personality of dan campbell a little bit yeah i think he would

Speaker 36 but it's it's baker baker's the dog yeah bak i i baker's a good one baker's a good one uh mike you were at cane's practice yesterday can you give us any state secrets yes state secrets Now, this is not NDA territory.

Speaker 76 Is this closed or open practice? This one was closed.

Speaker 51 Okay. So I'm not going to give you specifics.

Speaker 59 But I will speak to some storylines that you may have heard going into camp, and

Speaker 51 I will echo some of these narratives.

Speaker 12 Echo. Echo.

Speaker 61 Carson Beck still has zip.

Speaker 45 He's, and that lower body put together.

Speaker 35 Emery Williams.

Speaker 51 Looks, I have way more faith in him now that he's number eight.

Speaker 6 Number 17 wasn't doing anything for me.

Speaker 5 He's got some dog in him, too.

Speaker 57 I can see why the teammates respond to Emery, and I know Kanes fans,

Speaker 26 they have their formed opinions.

Speaker 57 I will remind them that Emery Williams does have a win against Clemson under his belt.

Speaker 26 He does have some dog-like qualities.

Speaker 6 But the wide receiver position is one that most people are watching.

Speaker 10 I will say that Miami is two freshmen that look to be making an impact early on.

Speaker 51 Malachi Tony is getting a lot of fanfare.

Speaker 6 I believe Florida High School Player of the Year, Jeremy, helped me out there.

Speaker 7 Malachi Tony, one of those those really talented players that even though he came in as a receiver, his high school team made him play quarterback because we got to have this guy touch the ball every play.

Speaker 51 That's our only chance to win.

Speaker 59 Malachi Toney seems to

Speaker 60 be primed for a season that, if I had to make a bold prediction right now, I'd say Malachi Toney leads this team in receiving yards.

Speaker 11 He's right. Player of the year last year.

Speaker 59 But Josh Moore is a guy that a lot of Hurricanes fans got excited about because

Speaker 60 his tape was unbelievable and he looks the part.

Speaker 57 And I will say, since the start of Fall Camp to right now, Josh Moore has really come on lately.

Speaker 26 And in terms of body type, a lot of people like to compare him to Andre Johnson.

Speaker 51 I'm not, he is not Andre Johnson.

Speaker 31 Andre Johnson is a pro football hall of famer.

Speaker 57 I mean, get that right there. But Andre Johnson, it took him a minute.

Speaker 7 here at the University of Miami.

Speaker 55 Could not catch a cold early on.

Speaker 31 Really? Yeah, you know, wrist.

Speaker 26 Like he was catching with wrist early on.

Speaker 59 Took him a while to develop that trait.

Speaker 81 And then in the NFL, he became a really dependable receiver.

Speaker 45 So it shows you that if you work at your craft, you can actually get that part down.

Speaker 30 But Josh Moore, in terms of body type and contributions, that just looks like they were kind of built in a lab, as ready for action as a freshman wide receiver as we've had here in quite some time.

Speaker 70 Is Jalen Hurts mixing it up?

Speaker 55 Yeah. I could see that.
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 62 Tough guy.

Speaker 16 Aloh, he really likes his own face.

Speaker 16 I mean, he's wearing a helmet.

Speaker 30 He mixes it in with the helmet, though.

Speaker 22 He doesn't take the helmet off.

Speaker 60 He keeps the helmet on.

Speaker 55 That's penalty of him taking off.

Speaker 76 Well, no, in a practice, in a joint practice.

Speaker 22 People throw that helmet off, you're running after, because that's where it happened. Michael Pennix Jr.
in one of these joint practices got into a scrum, and then all of a sudden he's in there.

Speaker 33 All I know is that Aaron Rodgers is walking away, rolling his eyes.

Speaker 12 Oh, for sure.

Speaker 14 Brock Prady would get in the mix.

Speaker 62 No, come on.

Speaker 31 I don't think so at all.

Speaker 12 You know what?

Speaker 37 I miss him so much. Tom Brady would.

Speaker 44 Tom Brady gets involved.

Speaker 69 Philip Rivers gets involved.

Speaker 31 Yes, yes.

Speaker 26 Happy Trails.

Speaker 5 He just retired.

Speaker 37 I thought about this the other day when Jeremy was doing his game.

Speaker 6 Are they active or retired?

Speaker 51 And he asked and Domican Tzu, and then I looked.

Speaker 37 And Domican Sue hasn't played for three seasons,

Speaker 45 but he just retired.

Speaker 33 Retired.

Speaker 36 Now, Phillip Rivers signed the one-day contract with the Chargers, which I think is one of the dumbest. Oh, I like that.

Speaker 36 It's one of the dumbest traditions in sports.

Speaker 37 There was one dude that signed a one-day contract with the Chargers that I legit never heard of before, but apparently he's really famous on TikTok.

Speaker 81 He and his family are really famous on TikTok.

Speaker 1 When you say Phillip Rivers, remember, if the San Francisco 49ers did make that Super Bowl, remember they had all those injuries at the quarterback position.

Speaker 37 Brock Purdy got injured in that NFC championship against the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 6 The story is that Kyle Shanahan has admitted that he would have put in a call to Phillip Rivers, and Phillip Rivers would have started that Super Bowl.

Speaker 39 Imagine

Speaker 26 crazy scenes.

Speaker 16 What a way to finish that off. You think Kyler Murray is mixing it up or is he running away?

Speaker 36 He's too small. He's running away.

Speaker 79 He's right.

Speaker 16 You don't think he'll jump on a pile or something just to kind of look like he's getting involved? Too small. Too small.
Too small.

Speaker 36 No, you don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 31 Asking questions.

Speaker 36 So, Mike, I saw Kennedy Center Honors yesterday.

Speaker 69 Oh, dude.

Speaker 36 You're fired up over this, huh?

Speaker 12 What's going on? A lot of people nominate.

Speaker 37 Look, I'm fired up about a lot that's going on in this country.

Speaker 12 Let me just say.

Speaker 55 Let me just say.

Speaker 37 I'm also not down with the president getting involved in the arts and the museums and all that.

Speaker 6 This is like mad authoritarian behavior, right?

Speaker 37 That's my editorial on this. That being said, Kennedy honors list is a banger.

Speaker 6 Yeah. This could have been way worse.

Speaker 30 What are the qualifications What is that?

Speaker 35 Just not woke.

Speaker 69 What are supposed to be the qualifications?

Speaker 7 You know, great legendary stuff.

Speaker 91 And I will say that

Speaker 86 Donald Trump did adhere to those qualifications.

Speaker 26 So let me hear.

Speaker 20 Kiss

Speaker 56 is being nominated.

Speaker 41 Not woke.

Speaker 56 Not woke.

Speaker 42 Gloria Gaynor.

Speaker 54 Sylvester Stallone.

Speaker 62 Wow. Oh,

Speaker 30 Rocky.

Speaker 7 Yeah, this all could have been way worse, but did you hear the most interesting story?

Speaker 60 It's not who's being honored.

Speaker 7 Glory Gaynor. Yeah, Gloria Gaynor is kind of a weird one.

Speaker 56 Kind of a one-hit wonder, but I don't know enough about it.

Speaker 47 But also, the whole woke thing.

Speaker 6 Let's just take that as a victory, right?

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 36 I feel like Gene Simmons has said a lot of anti-Trump stuff.

Speaker 51 No, he was on the Celebrity Apprentice, dog.

Speaker 31 Well, that was before, I mean, wasn't that before Trump was president?

Speaker 61 I think part of the criteria is, were you on the Celebrity Apprentice?

Speaker 45 Okay, all right.

Speaker 5 Oh.

Speaker 6 But did you hear the reports of who they didn't get?

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 36 Like they declined?

Speaker 31 Tom Cruise.

Speaker 60 Wow. Tom Cruise.

Speaker 12 Now,

Speaker 6 he did the very political excuse of scheduling conflict.

Speaker 37 Of course. That's the way that you bow out of this gracefully, but Tom Cruise was wise enough to not make it work with his schedule.

Speaker 16 Yeah, because Tom Cruise could have sent in a recorded video if he really wanted to.

Speaker 26 But yeah, schedule.

Speaker 37 I genuinely thought we were going to get Kid Rock being honored at the Kennedy Centers, and that may be next year.

Speaker 81 But I got to say, not a terrible launch for this thing in terms of, you know, people that are actually qualified for it.

Speaker 36 Well, why was it a good move for Cruz not to be involved when like Slice Alone is doing it?

Speaker 45 Well, Slice Alone is a part of, you know, Trump's committee to take Hollywood back.

Speaker 36 Did he agree to that? Because Trump put out a fitness committee and nobody seems to know about it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but he was in this committee with John Voigt and other people.

Speaker 20 Ah, okay, enough set.

Speaker 72 Slice alone, also conservative by all accounts.

Speaker 36 I think we could say the same thing about Tua, too.

Speaker 31 And Tua's like, I don't know anything about this committee.

Speaker 57 Yeah, I don't think anyone's on that committee that I hate.

Speaker 71 Is Matthew Kachuck on this committee or not?

Speaker 6 I've seen that being reported. Really?

Speaker 91 I've seen that Matthew Kachuk and Wayne Gretzky, and it seems like I didn't see them at the press conference.

Speaker 76 I don't know about that. Maybe they don't know either.

Speaker 55 Well, I'm asking the host of the hockey show.

Speaker 12 Roy's like, I just want it not to be true.

Speaker 12 I don't want it to be true, but it sounds like it is.

Speaker 36 I mean, Roy, you like wrestling. Triple H is definitely on that committee.
He was standing right next to the president.

Speaker 60 I gotta tell you, I haven't seen a wrestling show in

Speaker 56 probably a decade. Not even Dynamite?

Speaker 12 No. Wow.

Speaker 16 All right, quick question. Quick question.
What is this committee supposed to do?

Speaker 36 Keep us fit?

Speaker 24 Physical fitness, isn't he?

Speaker 73 Were you not paying attention?

Speaker 16 Yeah, well, I just, I mean, it used to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just show me a fit guy and say, go do it.
And I would do it.

Speaker 16 Like, I don't need a committee of people to tell me these things, especially like you look to our youth these days.

Speaker 12 Come on.

Speaker 56 I like, I like the Presidential Fitness Challenge, and it went away for, I guess, we didn't like the competitive aspects of this.

Speaker 6 I didn't think it was so bad. I like that that's back.

Speaker 60 Now,

Speaker 50 the committee is wild to me, but I mean,

Speaker 5 you get a patch, you get to push yourself physically, and good news, they did away with the stretching part of it.

Speaker 52 Hmm.

Speaker 16 That's a big win. Why is that good news?

Speaker 51 Because everyone struggled with a stretch.

Speaker 60 That was a tough one. That one hurt.

Speaker 81 And it was like the big, like, cement blue block, and you had to set a high.

Speaker 22 And they're like, no, you got to go further.

Speaker 62 I can't.

Speaker 31 That's all I got.

Speaker 36 Oh, I hated that. Hell yeah.

Speaker 66 Everyone did.

Speaker 36 Yeah. They should get rid of things that everyone hates.

Speaker 86 Yes.

Speaker 59 Plastic straws.

Speaker 47 Immigrants.

Speaker 16 I thought more people had scoliosis growing up because they had to have that test all the time when I was in school. I was like, that's just.

Speaker 22 But didn't they line everybody up?

Speaker 82 And they're like, all right, you go to the nurse's office. And you're like, what am I doing?

Speaker 12 I'm touching my toes. What? What?

Speaker 36 And then it became a competition when they would pinch the fat. You know, they find out how much fat you got.

Speaker 36 Yeah, you remember what you were?

Speaker 16 I hate that thing. No.
And I remember, I also thought I was going to catch fire a lot as a kid because like stop, drop, and roll was such a constant thing.

Speaker 46 That's a big thing.

Speaker 40 Right?

Speaker 55 People have forgotten about stop, drop, and roll.

Speaker 56 Right. We have to remind them.

Speaker 36 Well, it's hard to concentrate. If you're on fire, it's hard to concentrate.
All right, let me stop.

Speaker 69 Drop.

Speaker 31 No, I want this fire to stop.

Speaker 36 I don't want myself stop.

Speaker 7 No, you got to stop because if you keep running around like you're like you're on fire, then you're going to get something else caught on fire.

Speaker 47 Like a stunt man.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I actually read where burning to death, not as painful as it sounds.

Speaker 36 Get out of here.

Speaker 39 It's definitely the worst.

Speaker 16 Initially, I think your nerve endings just kind of get shot and then you just calmly just go.

Speaker 60 I think you're famously wrong.

Speaker 23 Like, you say eventually your nerves get shot.

Speaker 19 That eventually is doing a lot.

Speaker 30 Yeah, that eventually takes a while.

Speaker 40 Sooner or later.

Speaker 36 And that time period that

Speaker 30 is a while really hurts.

Speaker 66 I think I would.

Speaker 31 Eventually you don't feel anything, but in that time between

Speaker 38 feeling something and not feeling something, I bet that stinks.

Speaker 5 Top three worst ways to die.

Speaker 6 Here we go.

Speaker 42 Number three, burning alive.

Speaker 51 Number two, being eaten alive.

Speaker 30 Well, if you just go for my neck quickly, I might rather have that.

Speaker 58 Yeah, but what if they don't?

Speaker 19 Yeah, that's true. What if they're

Speaker 63 like intestines and you're just like, this is my life now?

Speaker 60 And number one has to be drowning.

Speaker 36 Trouting's not so bad because eventually the water just fills your lungs and you know you pass out.

Speaker 38 Because eventually you go unconscious.

Speaker 12 He's right about that.

Speaker 35 But the nerve endings are still there.

Speaker 38 It was three minutes.

Speaker 86 Jake Cutler fighting.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Oh, and future Kennedy Center

Speaker 12 or athlete uh performance whatever the commander on the panel how did he not make i if i were him i'd be pissed

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Speaker 88 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 22 We got a freenie heart away.

Speaker 93 A freedy

Speaker 93 freedy heart away.

Speaker 77 I was trying to read fast. You D was on the team.

Speaker 93 Luke Jackson, Bobby Jones, the Matrix, Sean Marion.

Speaker 88 Stugats.

Speaker 93 Zoe, Shaq, Smush Parker, Chris Quinn. Wait a minute.
D-Wade.

Speaker 93 Jason Williams, Darrell, right?

Speaker 44 I mean, stacked roster.

Speaker 88 This is the Don Levatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 36 Tony, I see

Speaker 36 you have your own list for us here, too, right? Speaking of one-hit wonders.

Speaker 22 I was thinking of one-hit wonders as I was driving in today, boys, because I heard a song that came onto my iPod, and I was like, wow.

Speaker 36 You're still rocking an iPod.

Speaker 22 iPhone, iPod, you know, whatever.

Speaker 31 I don't know. I'm just worried about it.
She's worried about the Bluetooth.

Speaker 22 We all should be, by the way, but that's not the point. The point is, do you guys remember a little Diddy called Throw some?

Speaker 7 I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 6 That guy. He's been in the news.

Speaker 6 Let me rephrase that. Sorry, I can't.
No Diddy, by the way.

Speaker 22 Do you guys remember Throw Some D's on it?

Speaker 89 Rich Boy. Rich Boy.

Speaker 44 Yeah. How's that go?

Speaker 55 Throw some D's on it.

Speaker 31 Oh, that one. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Roy. Surprising.

Speaker 41 Why would that be surprising?

Speaker 45 I was going to do the whole intro, too.

Speaker 31 Ah, Deintro, you played it.

Speaker 34 No money.

Speaker 34 Hey!

Speaker 34 Rich boy.

Speaker 22 So, long story short, I was thinking of other things from the early 2000s that were one-hit wonders, and I was like, man, whatever happened to those guys, and you realize they never made one other song.

Speaker 22 Obviously, it's like all hip-hop?

Speaker 30 Like Gloria Gaynor.

Speaker 22 Like Gloria Gaynor, exactly right.

Speaker 7 If that's on the touch tunes, there's no way I'm not saying throw some D's on that.

Speaker 82 All right, so if

Speaker 89 you don't know D's on that, and I don't like to say that word, I know you don't, historically.

Speaker 83 But I will throw D's on it. In context,

Speaker 22 it's a play-on for me.

Speaker 57 Yeah, because I'm not calling someone a B. Right.

Speaker 47 It's throw some D's on that.

Speaker 73 Throw some D's on that.

Speaker 12 It's a car. Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 39 Is it a feeling?

Speaker 47 Exactly, right.

Speaker 39 Throw some D's on that.

Speaker 22 Do you guys remember a babe?

Speaker 70 Yeah, Hurricane Chris.

Speaker 30 Hurricane Craig. Dude, you're good.

Speaker 16 Hurricane Chris. I never knew who sang that song or performed it.

Speaker 55 How about this is why I'm hot.

Speaker 12 This is why I'm hiding.

Speaker 30 Dude, you're good.

Speaker 47 Do you have my list?

Speaker 55 Wait, what's no, that's young Jock.

Speaker 73 That's young Jock. That was when Pat Riley was out out there.

Speaker 35 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 22 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 The pleated pants.

Speaker 16 What a type.

Speaker 31 That was what?

Speaker 9 Wasn't it on Madden?

Speaker 31 That was on Madden, right? Mims.

Speaker 39 Yeah, Mims Why Mott Possible, yeah.

Speaker 63 Also, Sleeper and Fantasy Drafts.

Speaker 22 Yeah, Marvin Mims, yeah.

Speaker 79 I actually really like him.

Speaker 84 Uh, yep, MIYT.

Speaker 39 M-I-Y-T.

Speaker 34 All right, you got me.

Speaker 22 Dem franchise boys. Ah!

Speaker 39 Come on!

Speaker 59 Are they just franchise boys and you said them to sound cool or?

Speaker 22 No, no, no, it's them franchise boys. If you want to look it up, Izzy?

Speaker 16 Dem franchise boys. I remember as soon as you said it, I was like, ah, Dem franchise boys.

Speaker 12 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 35 Thank you.

Speaker 22 How about this one?

Speaker 84 Everybody in the club in tips.

Speaker 31 Oh, yeah, Jaekwon.

Speaker 36 Dude, hey, this guy is

Speaker 73 my wheelhouse right there.

Speaker 22 Zaz, of the ones that we've done, do you remember? Do you have a good idea of the song being played?

Speaker 36 Just that one that you just mentioned. Everybody's in the club and tips.

Speaker 46 Okay, that one.

Speaker 16 I'm whispering in this era.

Speaker 76 No, MIYT.

Speaker 63 You don't remember YT? Man, this is a great list.

Speaker 60 I don't know that song. Okay.

Speaker 34 How about bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.

Speaker 76 Shake that love it, David.

Speaker 34 Bump, bump.

Speaker 12 That lab it bump it. Bump.

Speaker 89 D4L.

Speaker 45 Oh, I thought it was true affection by the blow.

Speaker 59 Hipsters got that one.

Speaker 45 That one plays great at the Vagabond.

Speaker 16 Okay, yes, being burned alive is agonizing. Okay.

Speaker 35 Go ahead and walk that back up.

Speaker 16 While the pain may not persist throughout the entire process of death, the initial experience of being burned alive is extremely painful. As I said, once you get past the difficult part, take the L.

Speaker 79 It's like, it's an agonizing.

Speaker 30 so it's like a cold plunge after the very beginning. Exactly.

Speaker 81 You just got to say it's like a perfect game in bowling, but you didn't get a strike on the first one.

Speaker 16 The second you accept that,

Speaker 16 very calming. Doesn't matter how much fire.

Speaker 22 Another great one. Knock if you buck by the crime mob.

Speaker 75 Wow, I'm glad you said the artist Sam.

Speaker 16 How was that not top five?

Speaker 22 No, but I'm not doing five. I just got the race.

Speaker 70 I just got the list with me.

Speaker 26 That's great.

Speaker 74 I'm just waiting for baby bash here.

Speaker 46 But baby, you son of ah, what?

Speaker 62 You son of a baby bash.

Speaker 69 Had two hits.

Speaker 71 Sugar, sugar, baby bash, next one on the list.

Speaker 30 He had two hits.

Speaker 31 He had two hits.

Speaker 7 Chris, back me up on this.

Speaker 43 What's the official fight song of the Cessa Cyclones?

Speaker 34 Like a cyclone.

Speaker 3 That's baby bash like a cyclone.

Speaker 12 Gotta hope so.

Speaker 11 There's no way.

Speaker 86 Look that up.

Speaker 73 There's no way like a cyclone is baby bash.

Speaker 8 Sugar, sugar, how'd you get so?

Speaker 36 Don't point to me like you want me to take over the lyrics.

Speaker 79 No, but I know you know that one. Jeremy, Jeremy Bash.

Speaker 30 Push, learn Tony.

Speaker 40 It's baby bash. Baby Bash.

Speaker 31 Like a cyclone?

Speaker 44 Wow. Two hits.

Speaker 78 Move your body like a cyclone.

Speaker 23 When Manu gets an ace, we all start singing that.

Speaker 89 Good for him, by the way.

Speaker 22 I was on my way back from the keys on the boat on Sunday, and I was thinking of, like, man, whatever happened to Baby Bash.

Speaker 64 He had two hits.

Speaker 16 He's probably got one of those homes in the keys.

Speaker 81 If he was a one-hit guy, no home in the keys.

Speaker 10 But now, I'm not talking about like the fancy area, but on a canal and Islam Prada.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 36 Probably. So what's the song again that Riley was doing the dancing? Uh, he's you know, doing the

Speaker 36 championship parade. What was that?

Speaker 12 That was young Jock.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I'm hot.

Speaker 36 Yeah, see, see, here it is. Look, there, there it is on video.
That's Riley. He's he's doing the song, right?

Speaker 51 Jeremy, you want to call him any slurs?

Speaker 8 If you think,

Speaker 33 no, that's me, guys.

Speaker 22 This is a Chris special. He said, when I said this song out loud, he said, This was the peak of my life.

Speaker 5 Can you back me up on this?

Speaker 3 Wait, was the quickest sentence ever?

Speaker 30 Can I guess? If you get this, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 73 What was the peak of Chris Cody's life was?

Speaker 22 If you get this, I'm going to be really pissed.

Speaker 36 Does Chris know what it is?

Speaker 16 And afterward, I need the full picture of what Chris's life was when this song would show up in whenever, the mid-2000s.

Speaker 71 I know I probably don't have the answer, but these are so funny.

Speaker 46 That's not right for me.

Speaker 26 You tell me which of these two nominees were the peak of your life.

Speaker 22 Do you want to go first? You want me to go first?

Speaker 30 You go first. Okay.

Speaker 76 Now walk it out.

Speaker 12 Now walk it out.

Speaker 34 Now walk it out.

Speaker 34 Now walk it out.

Speaker 34 Now walk it out.

Speaker 41 I don't need to step.

Speaker 34 I don't need to step.

Speaker 46 Oh, with the dance.

Speaker 90 All right.

Speaker 59 That was definitely the peak of his life.

Speaker 57 Give it to me. My nominee was Asher Roth.

Speaker 62 Oh. Oh.

Speaker 12 I was going to be the next thing.

Speaker 19 I love college.

Speaker 44 That had a party last night.

Speaker 12 Oh, it's crazy.

Speaker 23 Honestly.

Speaker 62 That also top five.

Speaker 41 That's top five. It's the same party, right?

Speaker 38 I was like, was this song written for me?

Speaker 35 How about riding?

Speaker 12 They see me rolling.

Speaker 34 Oh, I know that one. No, hold on.

Speaker 7 They don't do that to Chameleonaire.

Speaker 40 Not a one-hit wonder.

Speaker 46 Okay, give me my money.

Speaker 60 I was a charter member of the Camillitary.

Speaker 57 He was not a one-hit wonder.

Speaker 5 Give me the other one.

Speaker 66 The entire album pang.

Speaker 79 Okay, but give me the one that was like.

Speaker 46 Terry Man.

Speaker 71 He probably had another hit.

Speaker 66 Okay, he was hit.

Speaker 91 And also, he went on to host Pimpy Ride after exhibit.

Speaker 71 I remember that.

Speaker 22 Didn't he do something really good with his money? Turn like a business or something?

Speaker 1 Never cursed. Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 12 Oh, wow.

Speaker 36 He doesn't work blue.

Speaker 22 So you remember. They see me roll and they hate me.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 68 Yeah, of course. Come on.

Speaker 36 Even though I know that.

Speaker 35 Just making sure. Oh, there's another one, though.

Speaker 55 There's a couple more.

Speaker 55 There's another.

Speaker 55 You better.

Speaker 12 You go, go.

Speaker 22 Go.

Speaker 60 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 51 There's another artist that better be on there.

Speaker 1 There's...

Speaker 22 What the hook gonna be, Murphy Lee.

Speaker 22 Oh, what the hook gonna be?

Speaker 16 Wasn't he like part of the Saint Lunatic?

Speaker 46 He was, but.

Speaker 23 He was in Shake A Tail Feather.

Speaker 22 Again, as his own thing, though, Tony, was what the hook gonna be.

Speaker 44 It was a great list.

Speaker 22 Thank you. It was a great list.
I still got one more.

Speaker 45 You need to put out a playlist for this list.

Speaker 80 We should, actually.

Speaker 73 Has everyone played a playlist the other day? Yeah, dude.

Speaker 12 We did last year.

Speaker 22 Okay, this one, people are going to say no, but I'm going to tell you yes. Okay, he had a song with Kanye, but it was Kanye's song, not his song.

Speaker 22 When he put out the song, he only had one more, and that was it. Jamie Fox.
Overnight Celebrity by Twista. God.

Speaker 40 Not a one-hit.

Speaker 12 At least a supporting one.

Speaker 16 I'm telling you. I had a one-hit one.
Tony, give me another song.

Speaker 25 When you actually hear it, you know exactly what's on. I don't think Tony's doing

Speaker 60 it. He had Overnight Celebrity.

Speaker 5 That's the song.

Speaker 73 All right. Well, then he had slow jams.

Speaker 60 No, I already said.

Speaker 46 It's a Kanye.

Speaker 22 Kanye's song that he was on.

Speaker 16 So it can't be a song that he was just a feature on?

Speaker 22 No, it has to be his song. Like Murphy Lee with the Hook On Bee is his song, not Nellie's song, not the St.
Lunatics, not Shake Your Tail Further that he was a part of.

Speaker 22 I need a song that was from the artist that was a hit. That was more than one of of them.

Speaker 81 Man, Kanye's line in that.

Speaker 40 That's like, it's a great song.

Speaker 62 A great song.

Speaker 22 Overnight Celebrities, as do you know it?

Speaker 81 Let me hear a little bit.

Speaker 36 The one that you just did? Yeah. I don't know that song.

Speaker 16 Slow jams. It says here on my hello phone,

Speaker 16 featuring Kanye West. It's a twist of song.

Speaker 71 Then why was it on Kanye's album?

Speaker 45 It is a twister song. Man, you really twisted that one up.

Speaker 36 You can be mean to him if you want.

Speaker 22 Yeah. I mean, have we done enough? Does he know any of these songs?

Speaker 15 Not after that joke, man.

Speaker 33 I can't believe you didn't have The Way I Live by Baby Boy De Prince.

Speaker 12 This

Speaker 46 is the way I live.

Speaker 16 Wait, is that the list?

Speaker 83 Is the list on?

Speaker 22 We've got a couple more Cadillac Dawn, PBJ. Okay.

Speaker 39 Got that in there.

Speaker 22 Jeremy peanut butter.

Speaker 19 Jeremy, you got something to balance this out?

Speaker 48 Yeah, number five, Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenball.

Speaker 48 Number four, Here in Your Arms by Hello Goodbye. Number three, Come on Eileen by Dexi's Midnight Runners.

Speaker 31 Dude, what?

Speaker 62 I barely know her.

Speaker 84 Number two,

Speaker 48 Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White Tees. And number one, Bad Day by Daniel Powder.

Speaker 70 Because you had a bad day.

Speaker 62 This is my CBS list.

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