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Speaker 1 Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

Speaker 14 Don't place parlays on multiple long shots.

Speaker 7 Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero.

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Everything else is merely a suggestion.

Speaker 7 Everything else?

Speaker 19 Everything else.

Speaker 20 Wearing clean underwear every day?

Speaker 18 Well, that's just a personal decision.

Speaker 9 Brushing your teeth.

Speaker 18 Obviously, smart, but not a rule.

Speaker 17 Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

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Speaker 16 Strike, strike,

Speaker 16 spare,

Speaker 26 4-3 open frame.

Speaker 18 9 spare.

Speaker 16 Oh, okay. All right.

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 26 I'm glad you said that. All right.
It's consuming my life. All right.
It's all I was able to think about all day yesterday. All right.
I need this out of my life.

Speaker 26 I need to know how we are going to score this, Israel.

Speaker 29 Yeah. I got a question for Chris because if you go strike, strike nine and you finish it off with a spare, the nine doesn't matter.

Speaker 26 Great question. Okay.

Speaker 30 Great question.

Speaker 18 I guess you're right because it's when you get a strike, it's the following two shots. That's right.

Speaker 27 So you're like, all right.

Speaker 26 Great question. So I...
I couldn't sleep last night. I was laying awake.
I'm staring at the ceiling. All right.

Speaker 29 You should have just imagined your son ran away. You would have slept like a baby.

Speaker 26 I'm losing sleep over this. This is, this is,

Speaker 26 it's, it, we need to figure this out, all right?

Speaker 26 So, yesterday I was very confident, Israel, that I can score by hand. And here's where I got confused.
So, I'm glad you brought this up.

Speaker 26 Here's where I got confused because the scenario that you gave me to figure out how to score bowling by hand,

Speaker 26 first four frames, come up with a score: strike, strike, spare, 4-3, open frame.

Speaker 26 Then people were messaging on Twitter like, Zaszlo, you got to know what the first roll was in the third frame with the spare. I'm like, no, you don't, because you're working off a strike.

Speaker 26 And a strike, you get the entire frame. So

Speaker 26 that's where I screwed up because the strike, okay, you get the whole next frame, but we were working off of two strikes here.

Speaker 26 So you do need to know, Israel, the first roll in the third frame where you get a spare.

Speaker 26 Because what happens when you get a strike, Mike? You get the next, not just the next frame necessarily, you get the next two rolls. And so if you get a strike, all right, that's one roll.

Speaker 26 So the first shot in the next frame, which was a spare, you get that for the bonus points. Also,

Speaker 26 that's where I screwed up.

Speaker 24 Now, what do I have to do to have a bowling ball assassinate a pin that looks like JFK?

Speaker 26 You got to go back to Don Carter bowling lanes.

Speaker 16 Thank you. All right.

Speaker 20 I didn't bring out another one. I didn't bring out another one, by the way.

Speaker 2 I'm going to keep that one in the wraps. Way too soon.
There's another one. I mean,

Speaker 26 that was crazy. It really was.

Speaker 26 If that was today, if Don Carter bowling lanes had on the videotron a bowling ball which posed as a sniper in a building and killed in a motorcade a pin which had the face of John F. Kennedy Jr.

Speaker 26 and the one next to it had the face of Jackie O'Neill.

Speaker 29 So she's drawn in face. She didn't have the face.
Yeah, she's had a little

Speaker 26 deal she was wearing. You knew it's Jackie O'Neill.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but we needed the face for JFK.

Speaker 10 It wasn't insinuated strong enough that that was a JFK pin.

Speaker 29 It's kind of like the South Park treatment of Donald Trump, where it's a bigger deal if they put your face on it instead of animate it. Well, they put his face on the JFK pin.
You're so right.

Speaker 29 You just put the face on the other one.

Speaker 26 You're so right about that because when the South Park Trump premiere was a couple of weeks ago, it was shocking when Trump turned around in the chair and it was his face.

Speaker 27 Hey, relax.

Speaker 26 And they got the penis and everything. So, all right.

Speaker 26 So here,

Speaker 26 there it is. Oh, my goodness.
There it is. Look at that bowling animation from Don Cotter bowling lanes, apparently, in the 90s.
If that was today, that's on the national news.

Speaker 18 Of course. And the one that Tony has hidden is worse than that somehow.

Speaker 29 So the one that Tony has hidden, I just want to hint because I kind of already figured it out, but I want to know, does it come up when you have like the difficult split, whether there's the two.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 16 Is that when it comes up?

Speaker 32 It's a spare.

Speaker 26 Right. So when you hit, oh, any spare.

Speaker 16 Any spare that has a spare animation.

Speaker 26 That was obviously the JFK one. Again, 30 years removed.

Speaker 4 You'd figure.

Speaker 16 You figure we're over it? There's no one.

Speaker 20 There's like a runway there that you have.

Speaker 10 Sean McDermott loves that animation.

Speaker 19 The second bowling ball has hit the pins.

Speaker 18 Bowling loves historic events. We'll just put it that way.

Speaker 16 All right. You ready?

Speaker 26 So let's do this. All right.
Once and for all, let's do this. Strike, strike.
Now you gave me spare, Chris.

Speaker 18 What's the first roll? It was a nine spare.

Speaker 26 Nine spare. Very important.

Speaker 18 And then fourth frame, a four, and then a three.

Speaker 16 All right, here we go. Seven open frame.

Speaker 26 Everybody ready? We following along. We're doing this as a team.
All right.

Speaker 26 So since we got a nine in that third frame, you're going to add a bonus of 19 to the first frame, which gives you in the first frame, everybody say at the same time,

Speaker 16 29.

Speaker 26 That's right. Now, what's the second frame going to be? Okay, well, we got a spare in that third frame.
So add that bonus on right there. That's going to be 20, so it's going to be for a score of 49.

Speaker 26 Chris was about to say 39.

Speaker 26 I saw that. Okay, you're already losing at this game.
And then to figure out the score of the third frame, you got a four in the fourth frame, working off of a spare, add a bonus of four.

Speaker 26 That equals 63. 63.

Speaker 16 63.

Speaker 26 And then Israel, this one's easy. You don't even need to have your abacus.
Add seven to 63, and your score in the fourth frame is

Speaker 29 still doing the abacus joke, huh?

Speaker 1 Seven to switch,

Speaker 16 man.

Speaker 26 70. And that right there.
Use whatever online bowling calculated genitals you want. Your score after those four frames is seven.

Speaker 3 So that's a stupid ass game.

Speaker 29 Does this or does this not confirm what I told you before? Is when we were younger, we were pretty much guessing.

Speaker 29 And at the end of the game, it was like, I think you won, but if it was like a one or two point game, there's no chance chance that was correct

Speaker 14 That's a stupid ass game

Speaker 26 now

Speaker 26 is that stupider or is the way they keep scoring tennis stupider?

Speaker 29 Ah tennis.

Speaker 18 Come on tennis is that's a great point. Let's do this

Speaker 18 dumbest sports in terms of scoring. It has to be tennis.

Speaker 21 I mean

Speaker 21 golf made up words.

Speaker 29 I read that recently as the reason as to why they have those numbers and it made more sense at the time. It just didn't stick.
I kind of forgot.

Speaker 18 They're like this first point. Let's go with 15.

Speaker 16 what was wrong with one right

Speaker 29 what is the reason explain it i'm very curious you guys have a little conversation i'll look it up second point the second point is 30.

Speaker 18 what was wrong with two all right we're cooking with 15s here so the next one has to be right right i'll clear no no no no no no we're going 40.

Speaker 28 wait but why wouldn't it be 45 and then

Speaker 26 and then if it's tied okay we're gonna call this deuce

Speaker 21 deuce i actually like i like the love too i like love Love is good. And I like deuce.
But

Speaker 18 15, 30, 40, what are we doing there to explain that?

Speaker 29 There's a couple theories.

Speaker 29 There's the clock face theory. In the early days of tennis-like games, the clock face was sometimes used to track scores.

Speaker 1 But that would be 45.

Speaker 29 Each point would be... I'm not done yet.

Speaker 29 Each point would move the minute hand quarter all the way 15, 30, 45.

Speaker 29 The 45 was later shortened to 40 to allow for deuce and advantage, where players need to win two consecutive points from a score of 40, 40 to win the game. There's another theory.

Speaker 29 This one's French-related.

Speaker 29 It's based on the scoring system evolving from a French game, Jeu de Paume, where players would move forward on a court a certain distance with each point, eventually leading to the 15-30 and 40 scoring system.

Speaker 29 The term love for zero is believed to have originated from the French word leuf, egg, which resembles the shape of a zero. Ah, fun.

Speaker 29 Or stupid. So friendship, basically.

Speaker 16 Stupid.

Speaker 26 Jeremy, good to see you today. You weren't here yesterday.
You got some observations from yesterday's show?

Speaker 22 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 I watch along the show every day that I'm not here and constantly sitting there by myself going, why did they say that?

Speaker 1 So I do have a top five here of just sort of observations.

Speaker 23 Like out of context, why did they say that?

Speaker 29 Or like you're going to tell us why they said that and be like, why the hell did you say that?

Speaker 1 Combination of both. Sorry, Chris started making fun of my voice and I got distracted.

Speaker 1 Number five.

Speaker 1 Intimating that workplace equality has been fixed when the first question we asked Jessica, who's not a Taylor Swift fan, was about Taylor Swift.

Speaker 26 I'll take full credit or blame for that.

Speaker 18 In our defense,

Speaker 18 she said she wanted to talk about it.

Speaker 16 Number four. That's what I thought.

Speaker 26 And then I started off. Jessica, you're a good person to ask this.

Speaker 18 Yeah, your setup wasn't great, but she did want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 Listening to Mike say that developing handshakes was a really important trait and why Carson Beck would be the number one pick.

Speaker 10 That's so important.

Speaker 18 I actually buy that. That's team chemistry.

Speaker 1 That's like the vibe.

Speaker 29 You know the opposite of team chemistry?

Speaker 29 Look at that posture from Mike as he listens to Jeremy.

Speaker 1 He's top five. I'm just saying we dunk on me for the power of friendship.

Speaker 19 It's basically the same thing.

Speaker 33 Saying this person's telling us how to do our jobs. He's the only person that said a slur into the microphones this weekend.

Speaker 26 Number three:

Speaker 1 the reaction to a great young player existing for the Marlins being, when are we trading him?

Speaker 18 We're Marlin's hands.

Speaker 26 That joke's tired, right?

Speaker 1 It's just a tired joke.

Speaker 16 That's low-hanging fruit. I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 Pay attention to this group.

Speaker 24 Have you put out a notes app apology to the Irish?

Speaker 26 Number two,

Speaker 1 saying

Speaker 1 sometimes cops can be wrong.

Speaker 1 A little more than sometimes.

Speaker 26 And number one,

Speaker 16 hold on, hold on.

Speaker 28 A quote. Hold on.

Speaker 5 So if we go 50-50 on sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't.

Speaker 28 What's the

Speaker 24 75%? What do I say?

Speaker 16 Mostly post-leader on. Show me your formula.

Speaker 21 Show me your data.

Speaker 16 I feel like that's a major status.

Speaker 16 I feel like that's a made-up stat character.

Speaker 22 It's a totally made up stat.

Speaker 12 You know who else makes up stats?

Speaker 16 The cops. Number one.

Speaker 26 I think it's 50-50. Either they're right or they're wrong.

Speaker 16 Thanks for watching. Hearing the quote,

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Speaker 16 That's a play on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's I'm not cancer shaming. However, and that was David Sampson speaking about Jerry Jones.

Speaker 24 So Jeremy hates the cops and the Irish.

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Speaker 21 I mean, he has a camp, too. It's crazy.

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Speaker 26 Can we just stop for a moment and acknowledge that I'm in here with the freaking gun show? I mean, what is going on? Look at Israel. Not only is he...
He knew what he was doing today.

Speaker 16 I mean, he's oiled up too.

Speaker 30 He's oiled up.

Speaker 16 I don't think he is.

Speaker 10 That's just a lighting.

Speaker 26 I'm right next to him. Buddy is shiny.
All right. He is oiled up, looking all kinds of jacked.

Speaker 26 Why didn't you dress like this when we went on our matinee movie dates?

Speaker 29 You didn't ask me to, babe. Honolulu Blue is kind of running out of my closet.
And I have this t-shirt, which I don't even feel like I qualify to wear. I am not two C's thick.

Speaker 29 Like I'm a little kicked out, but I'm certainly not two C's thick and yeah, I just had no choice because everything else is dirty so I'm running out of hotel blue.

Speaker 26 Now the two C's thick that's on Israel's shirt for those of you who are not watching the two C's thick that's that's a good kind of thick right?

Speaker 16 Yeah. Yeah.
Is there a bad kind? Well

Speaker 16 yeah

Speaker 10 there is like your health is in danger.

Speaker 2 He's talking more pog.

Speaker 29 Yeah. If you're talking arteries like thick is not good.
But when you're talking, you know, body, I think thick is good for you.

Speaker 18 I would think a thick artery, there's more room for the blood to flow.

Speaker 26 No, but it's like your artery is so stuffed up with like thick stuff. Yeah, that's not good.
You want blood flowing through the heart.

Speaker 31 You don't have to do it.

Speaker 26 Not stuffed with thick stuff.

Speaker 20 Definitely want blood flow through every bloodstream.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I know, man. That's what I'm saying right now.

Speaker 31 Honolulu.

Speaker 16 Especially the feet.

Speaker 9 That's what the big dog says.

Speaker 24 There was a practice update.

Speaker 29 Yeah, man.

Speaker 21 Dolphins clap back, Izzy.

Speaker 9 Did they, though?

Speaker 29 This is what kind of drove me crazy yesterday.

Speaker 29 Like, we did the whole thing and, you know, social posted it here, and we talked about how bad the practice was for the Dolphins and how I'm pretty sure they're going to have a terrible season.

Speaker 26 But it wasn't just based off of that.

Speaker 29 It wasn't. It wasn't.
Because my experience with the Dolphins is based on 40 years, right? It's not based on that.

Speaker 29 And when the Dolphins had a strong beginning, of the second joint practice, people are like, what do you think now?

Speaker 21 How about now?

Speaker 29 Way to overreact to one practice. Look, I'm not overreacting to one practice.
I'm properly reacting to years and years of Dolphins' mediocracy and mediocrity.

Speaker 29 And frankly, just kind of being terrible sometimes. And that's the path that they're going down.

Speaker 18 If we put those two practices as one, Dolphins are a second half team.

Speaker 29 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 29 Because they were only good for like the first half of the second practice.

Speaker 18 Good third-quarter team.

Speaker 29 Right, so they're going to lose 27-6 and score those six quarters in the third quarter.

Speaker 6 That's the opposite of the heat.

Speaker 29 Because the Lions started off poorly, but then they just picked it up. And then by the end of it, they had a goal line situation in 11 on 11s where they scored three consecutive times.

Speaker 21 Hell yeah.

Speaker 29 And then when they went to 11 on 11s, back at the 50-yard line, very first play, 50-yard touchdown to Jameson Williams. It's just Williams or Williamson.
It is just...

Speaker 21 Williams.

Speaker 29 It doesn't matter. It's the same exact Dolphins.
They just got a little bit better because the defense got a little bit heated after getting toasted the day before.

Speaker 29 But then the Lions were right back at it and they looked fine.

Speaker 26 no one's over yes so apparently yesterday in the second joint practice the dolphins looked significantly better than they did the day before it was all oh they they took it personally you know like bradley chubb said after the practice we didn't like the way you know uh wednesday went we took it personally and we wanted to show them uh we we're gonna get back to dolphin football okay fine so apparently they did look better yesterday and some reports i saw said they even won yesterday's joint practice session with the lions What is Dolphin football?

Speaker 16 I don't know.

Speaker 10 Were they fast? What is their identity? I know what they're aspiring to be, which is run counterculture to preconceived notions.

Speaker 29 Well, they lost Alexander Madison for the season.

Speaker 2 Oh, so what?

Speaker 23 They've never

Speaker 23 seen it.

Speaker 16 They literally never happened.

Speaker 29 No, no, but my point is just that they don't have

Speaker 16 the bigger back, right?

Speaker 29 So it's still A-Chan. And A-Chan has been the best back in these two.

Speaker 29 He was the only really good portion of the offense in the first practice between the two teams because of his speed, because you get him out of the space.

Speaker 29 So they've got a good situation there, but they need something else to balance that out. They need the thunder with the lightning if they're going to be a running team.

Speaker 29 And when you have Tyreek Hill, you shouldn't really be a running team. So the running game is just a little confusing.

Speaker 26 Just find any other play on that goal line than the corner fade to Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 24 I hate that shit so much.

Speaker 29 He's not even big. Like St.
Brown had one of those, and this is one, it ended up being an incompletion, but it was a great pass and a great route. And he beat the corner.

Speaker 29 He just went for a one-handed catch and didn't catch it. I think he went for the crowd reaction.
So it would have been an even worse series or would have been an even worse day for the Dolphins.

Speaker 29 But I would say, if you look at by the end of the day, I don't think the Dolphins won that second joint practice.

Speaker 26 I think there was a double overreaction yesterday because you had an overreaction to what was believed to be our overreaction of the Dolphins being terrible the first day of joint practice.

Speaker 26 Meaning, nobody was overreacting to the Dolphins looking horrendous in Wednesday's joint practice with the Lions.

Speaker 26 This is based off of, and I'm not even going to go what you're talking about, Israel, which is the last 20 plus years.

Speaker 26 I'm just talking about what we've seen over the last year and this offseason and this training camp and leading up to this week. So there was like an overreaction to the overreaction.

Speaker 26 no one here is overreacting to the dolphins lousy play against the lions it's all of it it's jalen ramsey talking about the coach it's we're back mike mcdaniels going to his fourth year with the team and we're talking about culture fourth year and we're talking about culture it's tyreek hill the very first day that he speaks he's talking about needing to be a leader and then to like yeah we don't know if we trust you anymore and it's the same stuff happening last week with the bears and the bears saying i don't think that team practices well it's not about Wednesday against the Detroit Lions.

Speaker 26 It's all-encompassing, which is why I think, like, if I were to ask you, Israel, better chance Dolphins win 12 games this year or they win four games this year.

Speaker 29 It's a way better chance that they win four games.

Speaker 29 They might get off to a decent start and have some sort of false hope there, but I think the proof will be in the scores and just how they win.

Speaker 29 They might win a couple of games like 18-15 or something like that, but I just don't think there's a chance they go double figure wins. They surprise people.

Speaker 29 Like they just keep losing pieces all this time and you're just like where where are the quality replacements for those guys i'm not sure like i'm not gonna sit here and tell you i think they're only gonna win four games but if you gave me the choice i have to pick 12 wins or four wins i'm definitely going better chance four wins are we still on the lions it's just good zone

Speaker 29 if it's lions and dolphins practice i think it's fair to keep the lions music i mean we went from dolphins practice to dolphins takes he referenced wednesday though though.

Speaker 16 We're still good.

Speaker 26 Anyone watching Wednesday, the show?

Speaker 16 Anyone?

Speaker 23 I got a little boring for me.

Speaker 29 Real quick lines update. The biggest thing in the news.
Jared Goff was name-dropped during the Taylor Swift interview on the New Heights, and apparently that blew his phone up.

Speaker 29 He didn't really say much about it. Just today was a big day for him.

Speaker 18 Because Taylor admitted that when she first started dating Travis, she thought that like she, because like when she first met him, she's like, oh, so you and your brother play against each other on the field.

Speaker 18 What's that like? And he's like, oh, no, it's offense versus offense. There's no way

Speaker 18 she claims that she didn't know position. She didn't know what a first down was.
And now she's like talking about coverages. She's like, now I know cover two and man.

Speaker 26 No, I understand that maybe she doesn't know the rules, doesn't know how first downs work. I get that, but

Speaker 26 she didn't know that there's offense and defense in football.

Speaker 18 She was just like, everyone's on the court. Like, yeah, they play offense and defense, but yeah, they don't leave the field.

Speaker 26 And then they were like, that would be crazy.

Speaker 21 Jared Goff playing defense.

Speaker 18 If you watch basketball, right?

Speaker 1 You play both sides of the ball. If you don't really watch watch much football, you might think

Speaker 1 Jared Goff and Josh Allen was what her example was. Like, oh, I just thought they went up against each other.

Speaker 25 My takeaway is maybe mix in the medium brown.

Speaker 16 Too much dark brown.

Speaker 29 We're not in fall yet either.

Speaker 26 What about the Lions on Thanksgiving? Don't they sometimes wear the brown? They got like that alternate brown uniform, right?

Speaker 16 The lions?

Speaker 10 It just accentuates the entradas, which are a creeping.

Speaker 29 Do you know who he's talking about? No.

Speaker 26 Okay. I'm faking it though, man.

Speaker 31 Just trying to keep holding the ball.

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Speaker 26 Ham sandwiches.

Speaker 13 There is a sandwich chat.

Speaker 32 There's a meat chat, too, which that could go in either one. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Wow. I'm confused by the just for men chat.
It's strictly hair talk.

Speaker 14 It's calling out people that have done stuff.

Speaker 16 Whoa.

Speaker 18 I need in that sandwich chat by the way.

Speaker 14 Like, teeth also cannon for just for me.

Speaker 29 That's what you mean by done stuff.

Speaker 33 Like, if I see somebody on TV that I think is, you know, maybe dipping into the dark brown,

Speaker 2 that could be taken a different way.

Speaker 28 Like Colin did.

Speaker 5 But yeah, like Colin.

Speaker 33 Like, you know, you remember Colin Coward's initial FS1 promo shots?

Speaker 16 Yes. Crazy.

Speaker 19 Yeah, like that. That'll get it.

Speaker 26 It wasn't just promo shots. He did the show like that.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 He looked like a week.

Speaker 27 Well, that's because

Speaker 19 it grew out.

Speaker 29 That was crazy. I'm pretty sure now we're not allowed to put that color in our foods anymore

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Speaker 1 Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

Speaker 14 Don't place parlays on multiple long shots.

Speaker 7 Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero.

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Everything else is merely a suggestion.

Speaker 7 Everything else?

Speaker 19 Everything else.

Speaker 20 Wearing clean underwear every day?

Speaker 18 Well, that's just a personal decision.

Speaker 9 Brushing your teeth.

Speaker 18 Obviously smart, but not a rule.

Speaker 17 Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

Speaker 18 Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jaegermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.

Speaker 8 Damn, that's cold.

Speaker 18 Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.

Speaker 24 Drink responsibly.

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Speaker 3 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 34 It sounds to me like everybody could use a hug because a hug is always the right size.

Speaker 3 Stugats.

Speaker 34 All I have put in my body today

Speaker 34 is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of coffee.

Speaker 16 Don't let him fool you.

Speaker 18 He said in the break that he's jittery.

Speaker 22 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 26 Is anyone like me in this regard to Dolphins fandom where I'm a dolphin fan, obviously, my whole life, but I don't, like, I don't get emotional about it anymore. I don't, I don't lose sleep over it.

Speaker 26 When I was a teenager, man, if the dolphins lost, you can't talk to me about the game until Wednesday.

Speaker 18 They didn't get you back a couple years ago when we were good for like a year?

Speaker 26 I don't think there's anything to get me back for.

Speaker 26 Meaning...

Speaker 18 You probably would have said that about the Panthers at one point, though, no?

Speaker 16 And they got you back.

Speaker 16 That wasn't the same.

Speaker 26 No, it's not the same because my, like, i never had there was never anything to get emotional about with the panthers they were always shitty you know okay so yes i get you the dolphins had you here the dolphin the panthers never had you up there right right and like i wanted to get to that place and finally after 30 years i'm in that place you know so so not the game seven lost to new jersey not the

Speaker 26 islanders i was i was very upset uh well i wasn't very upset about the game seven lost to jersey because like man we're back in the playoffs and this was a lot of fun sucks that we lost you know but all right uh the game against the islanders troach was tripped everybody knows that I was very angry after that game, especially because I had tickets for game seven, all right?

Speaker 26 I was very angry at the Islanders series, all right? But with the Dolphins, I stopped allowing it to make me crazy because I felt like the team didn't deserve my emotion.

Speaker 26 They didn't deserve ruining my week. So I lost that part of my Dolphin fandom.
I don't think I'm ever going to get it back. And that's okay.
Like, I'm okay with not losing sleep over something.

Speaker 26 Like, I lose sleep over the heat. I lose sleep over the Panthers.
I don't need to also lose sleep over this.

Speaker 27 You'll get it back.

Speaker 29 You'll get it back as soon as they're in a divisional round at home.

Speaker 21 You will be in

Speaker 19 it

Speaker 1 if they lose that game.

Speaker 26 So maybe, maybe you're right. But what does make me angry is situations like this, where you have former players who wind up talking shit about the Dolphins when they leave the team.

Speaker 29 Does that make you angry as in you're defending the Dolphins? It's like, hey, don't talk shit about my team.

Speaker 26 I'm allowed to talk about my team. You're not allowed to talk about my team unless you've actually earned it.
Like, if someone who was here for like...

Speaker 29 He played for the team. You didn't.

Speaker 26 Like, if, okay, but... But today, a player who's no longer on the team, for instance, we saw the Jalen Ramsey stuff the other day, and that bothers me, but it wasn't that bad, all right?

Speaker 26 But take, for instance, Dolphins last year had a safety play for them called Jordan Poyer.

Speaker 29 That was what he was called?

Speaker 26 He was a longtime Buffalo Bills safety.

Speaker 26 So obviously, he hate his guts for all those years, but now he's on our team last year, thought it was a really good signing until we learned, oh, this guy is totally washed. All right.

Speaker 10 Like Thurman Thomas was.

Speaker 26 It's so similar to Thurman Thomas. Like, we got Thurman Thomas at the end of the career after he was killing us all those years of Marino.
He would always lose the playoff game in Buffalo.

Speaker 29 Every time he touched the ball, seven yards.

Speaker 26 It couldn't stop the screen pass. Thurman Thomas screen pass, automatic 12-yard gain every time.
And then finally comes to play for us. Nice.
Guess what? He sucked when he came and played for us.

Speaker 26 And then he talks shit afterward. All right.

Speaker 26 You're not allowed to do that, okay? Because, for instance, Israel's, oh, he played for the team. I didn't.
If you ask Thurman Thomas today, do you care about the Miami Dolphins?

Speaker 26 He's going to tell you, get the hell out of my face.

Speaker 26 And if you ask me, do I care about the Dolphins?

Speaker 29 I'm going to say, yes, I do. If it's Zach Thomas.

Speaker 31 Oh, he can say whatever he wants.

Speaker 29 Okay, so it's not all players. Of course.
So just the ones who just sort of had a cup of coffee with Miami and really shouldn't be able to say that.

Speaker 26 You're not allowed to talk about the Dolphins. Zach Thomas wants to say something.
Tim Bowens wants to say something. Pat Sertan wants to say something.
Have at it, playa. But Jordan Poyer, all right?

Speaker 26 Jordan Poyer yesterday on Instagram, all right? You'll be able to see this if you're watching on video, where he was gifting a Bills fan.

Speaker 26 A fan looks like Jordan Poyer is on vacation somewhere maybe, and he gifts a Buffalo Bills 21 Jordan Poyer jersey. Seems like a really nice thing to do.
Okay, great. This is posted on Instagram.

Speaker 26 And then in the comments, someone comments with, guess they didn't want that dolphin jersey, huh? And Jordan Poyer responds with, I don't even want that.

Speaker 10 What if that's self-deprecating? What if he knows that he was garbage as a member of the Miami Dolphins and he's making fun of himself?

Speaker 27 You think, if you...

Speaker 26 If Wonder Woman was with him and she's using the lasso of truth, he's compelled to tell the truth. You must tell the truth if Wonder Woman puts the lasso truth around you.
Tell the truth.

Speaker 26 You think that if he had a choice between

Speaker 26 self-deprecating here or am I trashing the Dolphins? You think he's going with

Speaker 26 I'm being self-deprecating.

Speaker 18 There is a laughing face emoji attached.

Speaker 28 Yeah, he's like, this team sucks to me.

Speaker 16 Laughing at the Dolphins.

Speaker 18 If there's no emoji there, I'm with you. But I just, I don't know.
I'm kind of with Mike on this.

Speaker 16 I think there's more context.

Speaker 10 When people think of Poyer, they will think of him as a Buffalo Bill.

Speaker 20 He closes career on a down note, not performing well in an opposing team's jersey, a hated rival.

Speaker 1 I think that that's self-awareness.

Speaker 18 It's not like the normal laughing face.

Speaker 1 It's the sideways,

Speaker 23 eyes closed.

Speaker 18 That's playful. That's a playful emoji right there.

Speaker 29 I don't get the jerk. Like, if he would have said, I didn't even want that jersey, meaning like I didn't play well while I was there, I could say, but I...

Speaker 29 don't even want that like because I was so bad there.

Speaker 2 I'm naturally predisposed to not not give Jordan Poyer any grace, knowing what I know about Jordan Poyer, but I think you're being a little hard on the guy here.

Speaker 26 Well, I don't think you're allowed to just throw that out.

Speaker 16 Do you happen to know that?

Speaker 26 Yeah, like, what do you happen to know about Jordan Poyer?

Speaker 27 Google it, dog.

Speaker 11 He happens to know? Great Scott, he happens to know. He happens to know.

Speaker 16 Gather, everyone.

Speaker 6 Get the children.

Speaker 26 He happens to know.

Speaker 16 So wise.

Speaker 25 Let's just say we're not ideologically aligned.

Speaker 10 I know one thing about Jordan Poyer.

Speaker 20 I'm going to leave it at that.

Speaker 16 Oh, my God. He knows.
I'm going to leave it at that. Yeah.

Speaker 19 I know where he wanted to host his golf tournament.

Speaker 20 Mine wasn't about that.

Speaker 10 Oh, there was another thing, though.

Speaker 16 Well, in fact, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 16 Are we aligned?

Speaker 16 Okay, wait, sir.

Speaker 30 Is anyone else like that?

Speaker 26 Where I like, I know the dolphins suck, and I'll tell you they suck, but I could say whatever I want about the dolphins.

Speaker 26 Guys like Jordan Poyer, and you're right, Roy, guys like Thurman Thomas, they don't get to talk shit.

Speaker 26 I feel like I have to defend my team in that spot. You know what it was like? It was like a few years ago.

Speaker 25 Remember Mo Harkless with the Heat?

Speaker 16 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 30 He was awful, a horrendous player. Terrible.

Speaker 26 And the Heat ended up trading him some nothing trade.

Speaker 26 And like for the entire next year, whenever he had, like, whenever the Heat would lose a big game, you know, he would put out some sny tweet or something.

Speaker 16 Like, shut the hell up.

Speaker 29 You know, the rest of the league with him is probably like, you realize that almost every player that goes there gets the best out of their themselves and their ability, and you're the one who couldn't?

Speaker 29 Nobody's actually agreeing with you on these crazy posts.

Speaker 14 Yeah, yeah. Jeremy, who is that

Speaker 24 soft white guy that was Poji that never got in shape that just took constant shots at us?

Speaker 1 Nemanja Bialitza. That's right.

Speaker 16 Really?

Speaker 30 Yeah, remember? Oh, that's right.

Speaker 26 He spent a short period of time.

Speaker 16 Oh,

Speaker 29 completely forgettable.

Speaker 1 We all thought he was going to be Danilo Galinari.

Speaker 16 What?

Speaker 27 We.

Speaker 26 I couldn't even tell you.

Speaker 16 I mean, at that time, yeah.

Speaker 26 I'm really good with, you know, recalling, you know, the years, players, what he did that season.

Speaker 26 I, if my life depended on it right now, I don't think I would be able to give you the year that he played for me.

Speaker 29 Wasn't it just a few? Like, it was a few years ago. They got him from Sacramento at the time, right? He was like a kind of somewhat offensively skilled big man.

Speaker 21 He had some good numbers.

Speaker 33 We're like the only stop in which he was just terrible.

Speaker 26 And he talked shit.

Speaker 33 Yeah. He talked plenty of shit.

Speaker 26 Listen, I'm going to tell you something. How do you say his name again? Nemanja Bielizza?

Speaker 16 Let me tell you something. You absolutely nailed that.
Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 I mean, pretending to not know who that is.

Speaker 16 Thank you.

Speaker 26 Thank you.

Speaker 14 Look at his flex fit.

Speaker 26 It's for effect, all right?

Speaker 20 You don't think Zazloho knows everything about Bialitsa?

Speaker 26 Nemanja Bielitza, you want to talk shit to someone? Talk shit to me.

Speaker 16 Wow.

Speaker 32 All right. And those two rings.

Speaker 1 It was 11 games in the 2020-21 season. So it was coming off the bubble.
And then that season obviously ended in disappointment, the first round exit at the hand of the Bucks.

Speaker 1 And he was supposed to be some sort of missing piece

Speaker 1 and you know

Speaker 29 before they got to the finals the year after that they get Bialitza missing piece by the way if he wants to talk shit to you he should probably start with the fit of that cap oh I'm gonna put together a top five Zaz that I think you're gonna like okay I'll love a good list

Speaker 29 top five Miami Heat F-boys okay

Speaker 26 all right I can get down with that All right, well, Mike puts that together, Jeremy, you were very upset when you got here this morning, not because of the things that you disagreed with from yesterday's show when you weren't here, but you're very upset with your Favoro baseball team, the Marlins, where you feel like the door was open here for them to continue making a push maybe to a wild card spot, and they lost two out of three, including yesterday at a game where they led 3-0

Speaker 26 after the middle of the first. Now, again, when I say middle of the first, that's before the Guardians even had an at bat of the game, all right? But 3-0 lead, they wind up losing again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's rare that Edward Cabrera has a start like what last night was. He gave up three runs in the first inning, ended up not making it through the sixth inning.

Speaker 1 And he's been, I mean, one of the better pitchers in baseball over the last couple of months. He's been really solid, but it was disappointing.

Speaker 1 You take a 3-0 lead, you ultimately blow it, and you're down 5-4 going into the seventh inning.

Speaker 1 And they didn't end up going to a high-leverage reliever, Valente Bellozo, who's been really good for them in several different roles this season, but as of late, has been kind of getting shelled, comes in, gives up several runs, starting with a leadoff double to Jose Ramirez.

Speaker 1 And the disappointing part is even after losing four out of five against the Braves, the Marlins were six games back.

Speaker 1 Even after this two out of three against the Guardians, the Marlins remain six games back of the New York Mets because they have won two games in their last 15.

Speaker 1 And so when the Marlins had surged the way they had and got to 500, it felt like there was an opportunity for them to take advantage.

Speaker 1 They're currently sitting five games under 500, and yet they are are just six games back at that wild.

Speaker 26 They never got over 500.

Speaker 23 They got to 500.

Speaker 1 They got to 500 when they beat the Yankees. They now lost four out of five against the Braves.

Speaker 1 And they had lost two out of three against the Astros. They lost two out of three against the Guardians.
They're sitting here, and

Speaker 1 there was this opportunity over the last week and a half to get yourself a lot closer because they play the Mets seven more times this season.

Speaker 26 Well, I guess so here's the pushback that I'll give you there, all right?

Speaker 26 It's not like what you're saying is not factual in regards to the Marlins catching the Mets, but they're not just chasing the Mets. There are four teams in between the Marlins and the Mets.

Speaker 23 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 And look, the Giants have not been playing well. The Diamondbacks have been all right, but both of those teams were essentially sellers at the deadline.

Speaker 1 They're not chasing quite the same way that people anticipated. There's only a game and a game and a half difference between those.

Speaker 1 They're two and a half back behind the Cardinals, who they play at home starting next week.

Speaker 1 So going up against the Red Sox this weekend, if you can, again, it's the same scenario we talked about going to the Guardians.

Speaker 1 Hey, if you can take two out of three, get some momentum, then you play a team you're going up against. There's this opportunity to move ahead.

Speaker 1 And the Reds are playing the Milwaukee Brewers, the very best team in baseball. So they might drop a couple of games this week.
This weekend remains big for the Marlins.

Speaker 1 And I guess the frustration that you have if you are watching along over the last week, week and a half is: man, what an opportunity this could have been to push to be four games back, maybe even three games back.

Speaker 1 And instead, you're still sitting here just holding out hope.

Speaker 1 You almost, there's, there's a part of, I know a lot of Marlins fans online that almost wish that the Mets had just been winning some of these games and run away with it so that you could stop holding on to what's likely a pipe dream of going for the postseason.

Speaker 1 But, you know, if you have a good series this weekend, you never know coming back playing nine straight at home before going to New York.

Speaker 29 I thought he was going to say this is our opportunity to finally stop talking baseball for the rest of the year, but apparently the Marlins are still in the hunt.

Speaker 26 Now, we're trying to milk it. If we can milk another couple weeks till the regular season of football starts, that's we're so close.
That's the sweet spot right there. You know, that's the sweet spot.

Speaker 16 Mike, what do you got, man?

Speaker 32 We've got a couple OLI.

Speaker 33 Now, the OLI, they made positive contributions.

Speaker 2 Some even earned big contracts here.

Speaker 26 So these are Miami Heat F-boys.

Speaker 2 Right, but they have pop-up for brains.

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 21 Honorary.

Speaker 10 We love him. He's a legend.

Speaker 19 But classic F-boy, Mario Chalmers.

Speaker 16 Wow, yeah.

Speaker 16 We love him, though.

Speaker 27 I didn't expect that.

Speaker 21 That might need a direction.

Speaker 16 Wow.

Speaker 2 And if we're putting together a top 10 of my favorite Miami Heat players, Rio may be on it. Okay.

Speaker 10 But F-boy.

Speaker 26 Mario Evan Chalmers.

Speaker 2 OLI, Deion Waiters.

Speaker 26 Yeah, that's a good one. Let's go on.

Speaker 5 Gave us a great moment.

Speaker 1 That's why he doesn't crack the top five.

Speaker 33 And this guy made a big contract.

Speaker 10 Nobody else was doing it with blocks, but between the years wasn't there, Hassan Whiteside.

Speaker 16 Wow, OLI, Hassan Whiteside.

Speaker 29 See how large he has gotten?

Speaker 23 Yeah, he's so chat.

Speaker 10 Huge. He plays for Lopiata in Puerto Rico, by the way.

Speaker 28 He might be too big, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 The top five

Speaker 25 gave us pretty much next to nothing.

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 2 Number five, Mike Bibby.

Speaker 29 Number one in my heart at all time for F-Boys.

Speaker 26 Standing ovation, right? Yep. Nothing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was bad. Another Reuted Up dude.

Speaker 28 Number four. Yeah, yeah, allegedly.

Speaker 16 Whoa.

Speaker 26 Come on. Number four.

Speaker 16 Take it easy, man.

Speaker 32 McBob.

Speaker 26 I didn't hate Josh McRoberts the way everyone else hates me.

Speaker 14 Josh McRobbed us.

Speaker 16 Yeah. That dude.
I mean, McRobbed us.

Speaker 26 He wasn't supposed to take the contract.

Speaker 32 Number three,

Speaker 16 Smush Parker.

Speaker 26 You know, he's trying to be a referee.

Speaker 19 Yeah. Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 6 Number two,

Speaker 16 Kyle Lowry.

Speaker 26 How is he not number one? I mean, I've never,

Speaker 26 I've never disliked the Miami Heat player more. I hated watching him.

Speaker 29 Really? I know who his number one is.

Speaker 26 He's a disgrace.

Speaker 18 Gotta be Chris Quinn.

Speaker 14 Kyle Lowry is a disgrace.

Speaker 26 The disgrace.

Speaker 33 Just a total lack of professionalism during his time down here.

Speaker 26 And wearing number seven, which should only be recognized as Goron Dragic's number.

Speaker 16 The dragon.

Speaker 32 Number one.

Speaker 25 This one's obvious.

Speaker 33 Anybody want to guess?

Speaker 29 Scary.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 16 Wow. Terry Rozier.

Speaker 10 Not Not just the worst Miami Heap basketball player of all time, the worst basketball player of all time.

Speaker 16 Oh, wow.

Speaker 26 This guy sucks.

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