Postgame Show: Top 5 Athletes Who Need To Come Home (feat. JuJu Gotti & Amin Elhassan)
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Jeremy, any slurs you want to get off the show?
Yeah, that was crazy.
Any other slurs you want to just rattle off?
I did not know what I had done there.
Clankers.
Yeah, we were just.
Yeah, clankers, that's another one.
I don't.
Ooh, I said it over the.
I don't want AI to have that history.
No, bleep that.
Bleep that.
Yeah, I don't want that's going to be worse than what's going on.
Someone do the 3-2-1.
You're going to lose all your jobs.
Jeremy said the N-word for those.
All right.
That's why I said not to bleep it.
It sounds worse if you bleep it.
It's pretty bad.
I don't know.
All right, here we go.
Thank you.
Leave all that in.
No.
Three, two, all of it in.
Three, two,
one.
I mean, Cinephobe does such a great job of covering these poor movies, but right now, I have a bone to pick with you.
I don't know if you guys have ever done emergency episodes, if you've ever struck while the iron is hot.
Right now, this War of the Worlds with Ice Cube is having its moment.
And for you guys to not jump in on the action action and put out an episode yesterday feels like you're letting your audience down has there ever been an emergency episode for a really really bad movie that has taken over the pop culture man i i don't think so i think the closest thing we got was the mortal kombat oh yeah the homes
episodes yeah but that was just to preview the actual mortal new mortal kombat movie that was coming out which by the way mike i don't know if you saw mortal kombat 2 yeah oh i saw the trailer thank god we're getting away from that guy that wasn't in the games.
I hated that guy.
Yeah.
I don't know why they do this.
I genuinely hope he dies in the first few minutes.
We don't need more, right?
We don't need more.
Really quick, by the way, before I get out of here, Mike, I do want to say, because you are an aficionado of international soccer, I don't know if you saw Sudan beat Nigeria 4-0.
And this is like a massive thing.
This is an AFCON play.
Nigeria is the gold standard in Afcon.
Look, I'm going to tell you a quick story.
25 years ago, I was in Sudan for a World Cup qualifier that was played in Sudan.
And if Sudan won that game, they were going to go to the 2002 World Cup.
And they had to beat Nigeria.
Nigeria, if they lost the game, they were out.
They knew it.
So they had to win.
They brought back all their top-tier talents, Akosha, Kanu, all those guys.
And I was like, man, we can do this.
So, you know, why not us?
All the stuff we're playing at home.
And Akosha is getting on the bus.
And people outside ask him, yo, what's going to happen today?
And he holds up a hand and he goes, five.
We're going to beat him by five.
They beat us by four.
And it was, it was crushing for me in the stadium just to see everyone turn on the team after one goal because the coach has scored this amazing goal and they started dancing.
Everyone started dancing too.
And I was like, this is awful.
One day we'll be good enough to beat them and we'll return the favor.
And 25 years later, we finally did it.
We gave him four.
Wow.
Suck it.
It's a great story.
Took a while.
It's a great story, the Sudan soccer team.
What up, Juju?
What up, y'all?
How y'all doing?
We're doing great outside of Jeremy.
Greg, make yourself at home, by the way.
Right, Jesus, Jeremy.
Kiss your mother with those lips.
Man,
this is going to be haunting me all day.
And probably for the rest of my life.
Yeah, I liked y'all conversation on the hard knots, though.
As a Buffalo Bills fan, let's go, Buffalo.
I'm so happy that this is the product because usually we getting spicy stories we getting people getting their egos big and struck man you y'all see it firsthand but we ain't got nothing but a whole bunch of square bears on our team we lame as hell and that's how i like it stay lame i was watching it through the lens of like like watching it like me and my girl just trying to imagine a mean watching this was just a random person who don't love the bills and i was like boy when kj hamlet pulled that scooter out of the box I was like, oh, they hate this shit right here.
That is true.
It's like kind of like your own brand.
Like, I was riveted by Joe Philbin on this thing, but the nation couldn't have liked it.
I thought you were talking about your farts.
It's like an own brand thing.
It is kind of like hard knocks.
This is almost like farts.
Like, everyone likes their team.
Spelling your own farts.
Yeah.
Never heard it put quite so eloquently.
Thank you.
Juju, are you glad that Mac Collins isn't there?
Because I feel like if Mac was there, this would be the Mac show this season.
No, he's fun.
This would be the Mac show.
Yeah, he's fun.
But I don't, I'm not mad.
I'm mad he's gone, though, because I think he was a good talent.
Yeah, Matt Collins, former Greg Cody show guest, by the way.
Is that so?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Where did he rank on your list of all-time guests?
He's on there.
I think he was in the top 50.
He's in the middle somewhere.
Yeah.
Top 50.
But Juju, Juju, I think you just
coined a great phrase for the Bills, like their season theme, stay lame.
Yeah, I like that.
Stay lame as hell.
Stay lame.
Zach said earlier, McDermott on the hot seat.
Boy, McDermott been on the hot seat with me personally, specifically, for about three years now, because we keep coming up to this certain point.
We ran the same play a lot of times last year in that game.
Like, to the same side, it's like, hey, man, but salute to my brother.
He told us he was just getting through a bout with skin cancer last night.
So you got to know much love to the McDermotts and all the other
MCs.
Is this a post-game vibe, Dad?
Like, what are you going for here?
What do you mean?
Just this vibe you're getting visually.
It's casual.
It's a post-game thing.
Right.
Nice.
I love it.
I'm loving it.
I saw something online yesterday.
Now, I don't know if I'm getting catfished or what, ball set,
but I saw that a picture of Brock Bowers had finally came home.
Saw that.
Is this real?
Did y'all see it?
I saw it once.
It's big if true.
Not sure if it's true, but I saw it.
Right.
I think it's super, super good news if true.
So it made me make a top five people in sports that need to come home asap list
not sports
regular sports right not sports
the derrick white memorial hey
don't give away the game already happened i know right oh all i chris paul
this way brother this way really i thought he had the kobe like super low boy like zero all across Yeah, it looks like that from that angle.
But whenever he's playing with the team and he get a foul on him, over with, sir.
Juju.
Salute, though.
You know what the problem is?
He's got the same thing.
I don't want to.
There's another guy that might be on your list, but he's got a really strong hairline.
Yeah.
But then behind it, it's like a Hollywood facade.
You know, like, oh,
I know who I mean talking about.
Yes.
Number five, this is a deep cut, but if you real hoopers know, Devin Carter from the Sacramento Kings,
son of Anthony Carter with the nuggets, brother, come home soon.
He got a drippy curl that's spotty.
You know them drippy curls, once they go up here, it is a wrap.
So please come home, brother.
And it's hereditary because his pops was early too.
He came in the football, not by choice.
Exactly.
You should take heed from your father.
That's what they're there for, to lead us and guide us.
Number four, Kevin Durant.
That's a one-come home and stay home.
This is what I'm going to say.
If he brushed his hair,
I feel like he might get some coverage.
He might get some coverage if he brushed it.
I saw a video circulated online yesterday about a fan in the crowd says, KD is my MVP, is my GOAT.
And MJ, I wasn't alive or something.
And he looked that way.
And boy,
come home, ASAP, brother.
Number three, Derrick Henry.
I like this one, sneaky.
Right.
Some people saw it.
Some people didn't forgot it.
He cut his hair last year, and I think he cut it for the right reason.
Like, you know, it was time.
But now he's growing it back.
He got braids.
He get put in.
It's a lot going on, man.
Brother, come home and stay home.
ASAP, Derrick Henry.
Number two, LeBron James.
All of favor.
We all know who number one is.
Oh, man.
We got it.
Number one.
We won't put that much money and technology and science into your head, Juju, just to cut it all off.
Also,
remember he tried to soft-launch the bald head look when he was in Miami that one summer, and he looked crazy.
And so that's what he knew.
I can't go down this route.
But I feel like we'll get used to it sooner than later, man.
He got too much money to still be doing that, bro.
Come on, LeBron.
Come on, ASAP.
And Brock Bowers, if he has, if it's CGI, Brock Bowers, you're on this list.
So just throwing that out there.
But the number one person that needs to come home, sir, is Jalen Suggs from your
magic.
Yeah, it's a tough, that's a tough one.
All right.
Man, it is getting tricky, Jalen.
Congratulations on your relationship.
Who you got, Mike?
Trey Young.
Oh, yeah.
Wispy.
He's got wispy hair.
Yeah, Jalen Suggs, deservedly so.
That is an all-timer.
Absolutely.
But I can't believe that Trey Young didn't crack this list, given all the memes of that
lollipop that gets stuck in the rug.
Yeah, I got to live in Atlanta, and Trey be outside more than y'all would think he'd be outside.
So
I ain't got time for that, Trey.
Come on, watch out.
Doc Rivers is another one.
Strong hairline.
Nothing.
Yeah, in the front.
Yeah.
I think some of those brothers got the tattoo hairline, the real fine tattoo.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to sneak.
i know i know two nba players who have i or actually three yeah i'm not gonna snitch on them
we can tell we can all tell pj tucker right
damn
direct hit oh must have been it
combo breaker jerk mate
well yeah y'all mentioned uh tv shows earlier the alien definitely coming out that's i'm i'm locked in for that also a great show right now on uh apple tv is smoke that smoke is a good show yeah get a show
hell yeah also
mtv's the challenge is back on your stations right now um billy how you feel about this season you checking it out i have been i've been catching up this d from miami's a man-eater huh she has that big going crazy because she was banana spoiler alert Right, bro.
What?
I'm locked in.
Yeah.
This guy in the house, he liked this girl.
Allegedly, they were hooking up.
And then, as soon as she got to the challenge, she started holding hands with my dog, Johnny Bananas, and cuddled up.
And instead of going down there like a man and just say, hey, man, it's bothering me.
He up there telling everybody in the room, he shaking mad.
He punched the wall exactly, messed up his hand.
I'm like, brothers, maybe you need to stay away from this lady.
Maybe they should give you a break from the show because he was going crazy.
So, yes, tune in if you're not also you guys mentioned uh sci-fi movies earlier today so off the top of the dome some five for sci-fi movies that i was thinking of butterfly effect terminator 2
okay sorry my bad guy go ahead ready player one
ready player one was fun i liked ready player one sneaky banger hell yeah inception of course
yeah i guess it doesn't feel sci-fi but it absolutely is right The Edge of Tomorrow.
I want to talk about a sneaky banger.
This is the most underrated Tom Cruise film ever.
For sure.
Hell yeah.
Live die repeat.
And
yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
And lived I repeat.
That's what we call it.
To hell with that.
It's always Edge of Tomorrow.
Edge of Tomorrow is one of the coolest titles for a movie I've ever heard of.
Edging Tomorrow.
Hell yeah.
Jerkmate.
Jerkmate.
Thanks, Juju.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, guys.
All right.