Postgame Show: The Door-to-Door Door Salesman

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Speaker 1 Man, am I happy to have game time back aboard here on the Lebatard show because it is football season. As you know, I'm an NFL free agent.
I lean towards the bucks.

Speaker 1 I will be keeping an eye on the situation in Tennessee, but it's hard to get tickets, especially when you're at a market.

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Speaker 1 I want to update the polls from yesterday and today with Juju, but Greg Cody Tuesdays are Juju's favorite day. Greg Cody is, I think, his favorite personality around here.

Speaker 1 Certainly, Juju will have some thoughts on everything that happened today with Greg Cody's laptop, Greg Cody's shirt, Greg Cody wasting bacon.

Speaker 1 Which one of these things do you want to attack first? Let's attack all of them, Juju.

Speaker 3 First off, I want to attack what the hell is wrong with you people like i am disgusted by how y'all treated my big brother today this is our friend this is our brother that was not brotherly love and and dare i say that wasn't sonly love brother chris you saw how mad my big brother was Let's get that laptop in there.

Speaker 3 As soon as you see that look on his face, y'all playing with my brother, then you got the nerve, Dan, to come out to form your lips and send him to the penalty box. Yes, are you crazy?

Speaker 1 Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 Team Greg, 100%.

Speaker 3 Wherever the draft is Thursday, I'll still be there. Thank you.
Go, Lobos.

Speaker 1 You are always a big supporter of Greg Cody. It's totally reasonable to get that angry about people finding out whether you rank the Dolphins 14th or 17th.
Yes, it is. How about Greg Cody's shirt?

Speaker 1 How do you feel about Greg Cody's shirt and the mockery that Greg Cody's shirt has gotten today?

Speaker 3 Bevo37 from YouTube says, Greg's shirt is made out of bathroom wallpaper.

Speaker 1 An old woman's bathroom wallpaper.

Speaker 1 It ain't a modern person's bathroom. It's somebody from the 1950s.

Speaker 3 Right. They also have some stuff for my boy Isner too today.

Speaker 3 That, oh, no, not that.

Speaker 3 Somebody from YouTube said that Isner looked like he goes door to door selling doors.

Speaker 1 It did look like what he was wearing was permanently starched. It was unbelievably clean.
None of that clothes had ever had a wrinkle. He's on the U.S.
open coverage. He was there five minutes later.

Speaker 1 But yes, he looks like a door-to-door door salesman.

Speaker 3 QC Man 2000 says, Isn't it looks like a non-racist cop who doesn't approve of what his racist partners are doing?

Speaker 1 A little bit starched. Put this on the poll as well, Juju, for later.
For tomorrow at Lebatard Show, does John Isner look like a door-to-door salesman of doors?

Speaker 1 That can't be a good way to make a living, I don't imagine.

Speaker 1 Any thoughts on Greg Cody saying that wasting bacon is a crime? Did you say it was a misdemeanor against the arc of humanity? Or what did you say?

Speaker 1 It's a high misdemeanor. I'm not going to call it a felony, but it's a high misdemeanor on the scale of human misbehavior.

Speaker 3 you you just can't waste uh bacon yeah a fine should be attached which made me think of some things that in life that

Speaker 3 when you see them happen they're so like they're not crimes specifically but when these things happen there should be a fine attached come on man like arrest his brother 24 hours So what did it make you think of?

Speaker 1 Like just an assortment of things that should be crimes that are not actually criminal?

Speaker 3 Yes, sir. My top five list of crimes that should be crimes that aren't crimes, but could be considered a crime if you were a crime lord.

Speaker 1 Number five.

Speaker 3 Who else said?

Speaker 3 OLI, the Uber driver talking on the phone. Come on, man.

Speaker 3 $100.

Speaker 1 That always bothers me, too. I don't know why.
Like, it's not really bothering me that they're on the phone, but I'm always just like, they shouldn't be doing this. I don't like this.

Speaker 3 That's why.

Speaker 3 Other OLI, lying on someone or getting caught in the lie. $200.

Speaker 3 Pay it by Thursday. Number five, if you're a man and I can see your toes ever, $150.

Speaker 1 Even at the beach.

Speaker 3 Come on, boys.

Speaker 1 Find some water shoes.

Speaker 3 Number four, if you're on an airplane and you recline your seat back, sir, tap you on the shoulder. That'll be $300 in court.

Speaker 1 what you saying to that zaz what's the recline for

Speaker 1 for short yeah i mean

Speaker 3 yeah when you have someone short behind you you got a kid behind you recline away but if the person behind you is of stature that that seems as though you're gonna affect this person hey man

Speaker 1 decency here zaz doesn't know there is a there is a sadness there's a sadness when you're on a flight and all of a sudden you just see that chair come back and you're like okay I need to adjust that.

Speaker 1 Does it bother me? I don't know. Yeah, because you're short.

Speaker 3 Number three, talking on your speakerphone in public.

Speaker 3 The worst.

Speaker 1 How many years does this thing get?

Speaker 3 $400.

Speaker 3 Number two, being racist. Let's put a fine on that.
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 It's a big one. That's a good one.
Worried about the executive order, but

Speaker 1 number worse than that. There's one worse than that.

Speaker 3 Yes. Right.
And number one, cutting someone off while they're already talking. Come on, man.
Let the brother finish.

Speaker 1 Worse than racism. I so wanted to cut him off.
Yeah, I know. Number one.

Speaker 1 That's a big one. I was surprised to see that ranked ahead of racism.

Speaker 1 We needed racism, though, Dan. It's on the end zone.

Speaker 1 What did you think of the argument between Zaz and Billy to open the show about Zaz hating Billy's the customers should get a football break in the middle of the season?

Speaker 3 Yeah, bro. I think I'm on Billy's side, man.
Just a league-wide mandated.

Speaker 3 Let's call it Love Day or Wives Day because we got 18 straight of them boys and our wives and our girlfriends, they just be there supporting us, getting the sandwiches ready.

Speaker 3 Okay, I know he's going to sit in the man cave for 19 hours today. Let me find something to do.
Nah, just right around week 12, 11, no football today. Today is about her.
I love that idea.

Speaker 1 I mean, mean, it's interesting that you mentioned the wives there. The NFL, football, there's gambling, there's fantasy.
Here we go. You know what wives love.
I mean, women can also love the NFL.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought of that. And people can also be married

Speaker 1 to people who are not women as well. There's that as well.
Thank you. Thank you, Dan.
Yes, you're welcome. I'm glad I could provide you to you.
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 I have an ally. That's right.
Women have feelings. Yes.

Speaker 1 Women do have feelings. That is correct.
None of which are represented by this group of sausage presently in front of me. Well, thank you for you.
I love women.

Speaker 1 Speaking of women, Candace Parker had her jersey retired. What was interesting about that ceremony?

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was a great one. This is her second jersey that's been retired this year.
The LA Sparks retired earlier, the number three jersey. The news, I mean, it was a great ceremony.

Speaker 3 Everybody showed up. Kai Copper, she came and, you feel me, like, gave a nice little speech.
And even though she plays for the Mercury right now, threw on the Chicago stripes for the good old days.

Speaker 3 But But the story from that,

Speaker 3 Candice Parker had said a couple of things earlier this month or last month about how Angel Reese isn't necessarily ranked, I think, like top five players in the W.

Speaker 3 And so the entire Chicago sky came out in the shirts, the tribute shirts. And my sister Angel had her jacket zipped up.
So that's making a lot of headways right now. And it's like, ooh, spicy.

Speaker 3 But even though

Speaker 3 Angel broke the record for double doubles last night, salute to Angel. But But yeah, spicy tea.

Speaker 1 By the way, Zaszlos, some people have written in that the way that Greg Cody talked to Chris Cody, that is how a father handles the children in his house. Interesting.

Speaker 1 I can't tell you last time my son stole anything from me.

Speaker 1 At Lemotard's show on the poll, Juju, what do you have in the way of updates going back to yesterday?

Speaker 3 Okay. Do the best award shows start with the opening number? Of course.
70% of the audience says yes, they do. Does the middle name have any clout?

Speaker 3 52% of the audience says yes, it does.

Speaker 1 Wow, close.

Speaker 3 Speaking of clout, congratulations, Caitlin Clark. Nike revealed her new logo yesterday.
I like it. Sees triple C's everywhere.
Have you ever used the

Speaker 3 have you ever used the word rappy cack?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 97% of the audience says no, they have not.

Speaker 3 Start. Right.
Biggest cowboy star, CeeDee Lamb, Dak Prestott, or Mike, Micah Parsons. 54% of the audience says Micah Parsons.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 3 Right. Let's take a break from the polls.
And also, I want to read this right here. Happy birthday to James Harden.
Happy 36th birthday to James Harden. I love you, brother.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday to him.

Speaker 1 I don't care.

Speaker 1 Good luck.

Speaker 3 He's always there for me when I need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to tell secrets. Salute to my brother James.
Is wasting baking a crime that should be punishable by law?

Speaker 3 85% of the audience says yes, it is.

Speaker 3 Does a punt sound like the word punt?

Speaker 1 Punt.

Speaker 3 88% of the audience says yes, it does. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Punt. Punt.
Big win for you today. A lot of wins for you today, Cody.
You got your computer back?

Speaker 1 Your son's going to go to the bank and try and deposit that you're threatening to not host your draft party on Thursday.

Speaker 3 Punt, he hasn't right. And yes, and Chris, uh, I heard you had a little ranis of some money.
Let me uh borrow a couple hundred dollars from you. Neither here nor there,

Speaker 3 it's unknown. Last poll,

Speaker 3 last poll: can you identify a sleep farter just by looking at him?

Speaker 3 80% of the audience says, Yes, you can, and those are your polls.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Juju. Good talking.
We'll talk to you tomorrow. Yes, sir.