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Speaker 10 Billy, what degree of confidence do you have that Greg Cody will execute any of this that we have rehearsed correctly for the show open?

Speaker 3 I'm not entirely certain what he's rehearsing today. So he pulled it off yesterday.

Speaker 11 Yesterday was great.

Speaker 10 But we're asking for it twice in a row.

Speaker 3 Well, that's crazy.

Speaker 10 And it's it seems like we're pushing it because there is something about Greg Cody when he tries at 70 years old. And the way to get him inspired is just to let him sing, really.

Speaker 10 It's an odd sort of development. He has these arguments.
Can you tell me, Chris, what the development, what has been the development of his relationship with Yeti on your podcast?

Speaker 10 Because I could see Yeti being such a perfectionist that your dad gets tired of having to do things four and five times.

Speaker 12 Yeah,

Speaker 13 I actually get a little insecure about the relationship they have. Like my dad's birthday is coming up and Yeti just told me the gift that he has for him.

Speaker 4 Like the effort that Yeti puts towards my dad makes me feel like a bad son.

Speaker 3 Well, yes. When we were in Vegas the day before the live show where it was Greg Cody and the Heeha Threes performing and all that stuff, we went out.
Mike was DJing at like a bar.

Speaker 3 We went out to this bar

Speaker 3 where Mike was the DJ. And Greg was there with Yeti.
And very early in the night,

Speaker 3 I think you may still have been playing or you just finished or whatever everyone else was still there kind of you know like socializing being colleagues and such and uh and yeti made an announcement okay greg and i have to go greg needs to rest his voice and he ushered he's like greg we got to go and he ushered greg out and took him away from the bar where everyone was before everyone else had left and he's just like greg you gotta go you gotta rest up your voice big day and my dad was like a child he's like i don't want to go and chris was pounding shots at the bar he didn't even know what the hell was going on lost in the performative aspects of yesterday's open was his voice sounded spectacular on that song.

Speaker 14 But I am worried, not just by making him do this again, but our show's natural predisposition to beat jokes into the ground.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think we might be inclined to do that again, just to do it until it's no longer good. Like when we surprise ourselves.
No, but that's the thing with us.

Speaker 10 We're not satisfied on something being good enough and enjoying it and being...

Speaker 10 like we're satisfied we keep doing it yes that is us well totally us it is us but there's another another place that it's us, and I think people are enjoying it.

Speaker 10 And I can't believe the way Zaslow came in here today. Zadzlo is

Speaker 10 pissed at Billy for a take-yes.

Speaker 6 That's me.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't even want to, I don't want to even talk about it yet. Wow.

Speaker 3 I want to be shit talker over here.

Speaker 11 I've been here all day.

Speaker 3 You haven't said shit to myself.

Speaker 15 No, take it easy. I just got here, all right?

Speaker 3 I mean, you pipe down, or I'll take over your house in five seconds, friend. I can take you to the ground.

Speaker 14 Billy, you were talking a lot about the man's family while you were.

Speaker 3 Zaslow

Speaker 10 Pipe down, he just gave you

Speaker 10 while threatening to have sex with you.

Speaker 1 What a childish response.

Speaker 10 The tension between Zaszlo and Billy continues to escalate, but I've rarely seen Zazzlo this kind of angry.

Speaker 6 Zazzlo, just dumb.

Speaker 3 What was dumb, Sugar Tiss? No, no, not yet.

Speaker 6 Nike. Oh, it is low-hanging fruit.
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Speaker 16 Way to come up with an insult.

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Speaker 2 No, Dano, we're in the thick of it right now. Draft season, fantasy football draft season.
You get all your boys together. You're hanging out.

Speaker 2 You're seeing who's putting what sticker on the wall, Dan.

Speaker 3 It also coincides with the worst time of the year.

Speaker 20 And I'm sorry to report.

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Speaker 10 Greg, quit grabbing at the microphone in a noisy, ham-handed fashion. Sure.

Speaker 10 I know that you're done with your job once you've done your singing and you feel like you've accomplished all that needs to be accomplished. Yep.

Speaker 10 But we've got a whole nother three hours after your big number.

Speaker 6 Is that right?

Speaker 10 If you could stay with us.

Speaker 14 He could change that shirt fast.

Speaker 3 I mean, he's getting good at this. Outfit change, mid performance.

Speaker 3 You are just,

Speaker 3 who are you?

Speaker 6 Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 10 You should have seen him practicing that yesterday and just eating more and more bacon.

Speaker 10 His cholesterol went to a dangerous effort, a dangerous place just with the number, the amount of bacon he was throwing over his shoulder.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the bacon here is top-notch. You know, I mean, I'm I'm not sure if it's hormel

Speaker 6 smokehouse bacon, but it is top-notch.

Speaker 10 It's not necessary for you to do that. You to

Speaker 10 proclaim your ignorance while not knowing whether it's sponsored or not is not necessary.

Speaker 3 We were just telling Zaz that every run-through Greg did yesterday, he did the bacon toss to perfect it. So every single time he took one bite of bacon and then threw it on the floor behind him.

Speaker 3 And there is a lot of rehearsal.

Speaker 10 Yeah, well, him and Stugats are the only ones I've seen who just go over to the bacon tray and don't get a plate, don't get a napkin, don't get tongs, just do it always with their sausage fingers.

Speaker 21 No,

Speaker 15 bacon's a go-to food that you just pick up with your fingers and you eat.

Speaker 21 Not in a group, though, I don't think.

Speaker 7 You got to be precise, though. It's just that one bacon you're grabbing, you got to make sure that's just the one.

Speaker 20 Yeah, there's the one I touch.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's a trust factor.

Speaker 15 You know, if you're going to do that, everyone's trusting you that you're not going to touch the other pieces that you're not eating.

Speaker 6 Right. It's like picking a potato chip out of a crowded chip bowl.
You know, you have to just touch the one you eat.

Speaker 6 But I can't tell you what a crime it was for me to have to take one bite of that bacon and throw the rest away wow to waste good bacon is is really a strong misdemeanor uh on the criminal arc of life put it on the poll is to waste bacon a strong misdemeanor on the arc of life did you ever update us on what you did with all that bacon that was sent to you in the giant cooler that we thought was way too much you're like i'm gonna go through this very quickly that's the bacon he just referenced by brand but it's did you eat it did you bake it all no he said he was gonna eat it all in a month and I'm sure he hasn't even put a dent in it.

Speaker 4 It's still in his fridge.

Speaker 13 He's given some away, but there's still a shit.

Speaker 6 He's given one away. Yeah, there were four big packages.
Each one had to weigh like 20 pounds. I don't think so.
And two of them are gone. Two of them remain.
I think so, Billy. I think he was.

Speaker 6 80 pounds.

Speaker 10 I tried to hold it over my head, and it felt like I was doing a kettlebell workout.

Speaker 6 Well, you know.

Speaker 10 80 pounds of bacon. I don't know, Billy.

Speaker 6 You know, expound.

Speaker 6 Yeah, expound. We all get older.
Raw bacon is heavy. Yeah.
You know, when it's cooked, it's lightweight.

Speaker 15 Claims he has 80 pounds of bacon.

Speaker 6 Yes, correct.

Speaker 6 I think what you held over your head looked like a 20 pound bacon.

Speaker 10 I think I agree with him. I think it was 80 pounds of bacon.
And as someone who would be familiar with what it is to hold 80 pounds of bacon, I feel like you should

Speaker 10 defer to my expertise on this.

Speaker 10 But I got to get to why it is that Zaz is mad at Billy. And I've been thinking about Billy this morning because Jason Sanders is hurt.

Speaker 10 And now anything that happens with the dolphin kicker, I think of Billy first and foremost. And I cannot be alone in that regard because of how much Billy dislikes Jason Sanders.

Speaker 10 But you just heard Tony say that this is the best time of the year, that he loves these two weeks, and there is a lot of enthusiasm for the build-up of football.

Speaker 10 Football closes off its preseason and gives you two full weeks after a slow time of here it comes. What pissed you off from Billy yesterday's ass?

Speaker 15 Well, I'm watching the show yesterday because, you know, if I'm not here, I want to make sure I keep up with it.

Speaker 15 I want to make sure I still feel included. So I'm watching the show yesterday, and and Billy has this half-cocked idea of

Speaker 21 we need a break in the middle of football season.

Speaker 15 We need a fan break. So you're telling me that Monday through Saturday is not enough to get done what you need done in your life? That you need an actual week off from the thing that we all love.

Speaker 15 You want us to not do for a week the thing that we all love.

Speaker 15 The games, the gambling, the fantasy, football. You're like, nah, you know what? I could do without it this week.
Somehow, I can't get done what I need to get done between Monday through Saturday.

Speaker 4 You're off your rocker.

Speaker 17 How dare you?

Speaker 3 Number one. If anyone's on their rocker here, it's me.
I'm on my rocker, sir.

Speaker 3 Just so you know. There's nothing wrong with taking a little break.
Ever heard of spring break?

Speaker 6 Yeah, you're taking a break from the thing that you hate. Spring break.

Speaker 21 Ever heard of summer break?

Speaker 16 Yeah, you're taking a a break.

Speaker 6 Ever heard of

Speaker 21 winter break?

Speaker 3 You're nuts.

Speaker 6 Ever heard of recess on a playground? Do you, Greg?

Speaker 3 Ever heard of a nap break?

Speaker 15 Yeah, recess is doing something fun away from the thing that's not fun. Did I just learn that Billy hates football?

Speaker 3 No, no, you're not going to put words in my mouth here. Okay.
Ever heard of fast break, the candy? Ever heard of breaks in general?

Speaker 3 You've never heard of breaks on a car?

Speaker 21 Breaks are good things.

Speaker 6 Yes, Zach.

Speaker 3 Ever heard of break dancing?

Speaker 3 Thank you, Greg, so that you enjoy the things that you enjoy more what's the what's one of the biggest problems with football what's one of the biggest i don't think there's any i think i injuries concussions

Speaker 3 whoa whoa are those not problems cte are you a fan so you're telling me cte dopo wars my mouth oh my name's zazzo i love brain injuries i love people living shorter lives i love cte Double wars of my mouth.

Speaker 3 That's what you said, not me.

Speaker 11 So you're their occuper.

Speaker 15 So you're telling me that in the middle of the NFL season, you're saying to yourself, oh, I'm having such a great time today watching football.

Speaker 3 Pace myself.

Speaker 15 I'm winning all my bets with DraftKings.

Speaker 15 I'm doing all my fantasy football. I'm winning games there.

Speaker 16 But you know what I would like?

Speaker 15 I would like to not have this fun experience next week.

Speaker 6 Pace yourself.

Speaker 3 You go out drinking.

Speaker 3 You're a lush. We all know it.
You go out drinking. What is this character?

Speaker 3 You get a little ahead of yourself. You drink too much.
You end up throwing up all over your face.

Speaker 11 You have to call your bully kids like on draft kids.

Speaker 15 You're going to drop on your your face you want to see how gravity works all over your chin right here

Speaker 3 over that puss over there that's what you do so it's face that's what you call face

Speaker 10 yeah put it on the poll please at lebotard show over under a hundred years old uh people arguing who say pipe down and you're off your rocker

Speaker 10 Because the two of you just had

Speaker 10 an argument that felt like old people on a porch or in a nursing home throwing tapioca.

Speaker 15 It's not the way I wanted to start the day.

Speaker 6 Shut up.

Speaker 3 You came in looking for that fight and you blindsided me. You didn't even come and lay it down.
Like I'm saying, say, hey, I have a bone to pick with you.

Speaker 6 I'm not looking for a fight.

Speaker 3 I'm a squalm of sorts.

Speaker 15 But if I hear a crazy person want to ruin everybody else's fun, I got to stand up for them.

Speaker 3 I'm trying to prolong the fun. If you know one thing about me, you know.

Speaker 4 I stand up for people. I know that.

Speaker 10 So Billy is making advocacy here for being a...

Speaker 3 I just want to go to Disney World for a weekend and not miss any games. Is that such such a crime?

Speaker 6 What happened Monday through Saturday?

Speaker 15 What? Six of the what?

Speaker 3 What happened on Monday through Saturday? I have a job.

Speaker 3 I can just leave, leave all my responsibilities behind. My kids go to school.
My kids aren't school skippers like your kids, okay? They have to be there.

Speaker 3 They have to learn their A's, their B's, their C's, their D's.

Speaker 6 I mean, maybe I live in a house of learned people.

Speaker 20 Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 3 What are you doing there?

Speaker 10 Greg, your glasses are fogged up. I know.

Speaker 6 That's because

Speaker 6 I'm so much on Team Billy here. Thank you.
Oh, what a shock. No, because, you know, Zaz has never heard of the phrase, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Exactly.

Speaker 6 If you have what amounts to a half hour.

Speaker 3 He learned that. His wife dumped him, remember?

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 20 That's that is such a low blow.

Speaker 15 I don't even know what to do with that.

Speaker 3 What did you think of that little break? You came back stronger than ever.

Speaker 21 Jesus.

Speaker 15 I hated the break. What are you talking about? The break from my wife, then she was my girlfriend.
The break from my wife was like the worst two months of my life. Yeah, breaking bad.

Speaker 13 Made you love her more.

Speaker 15 I wasn't breaking bad. Do you know what breaking bad means?

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's a great show. Another example of a break serving us all well.

Speaker 11 Not what it means at all.

Speaker 6 Yeah, sure it is.

Speaker 6 Absence.

Speaker 10 Thank you. Good timing on that.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Abstinence also makes the heart grow fonder.
Billy is sitting here and he is saying to you that he's somebody who likes

Speaker 10 because he mentioned that he would be on top for some reason.

Speaker 6 I don't know how that happened.

Speaker 3 Because he has a thing where his delinquent children have to knock him to the ground. So I would be on top of him.
I would knock him out.

Speaker 6 Boom.

Speaker 3 You know?

Speaker 10 Well, Zaz, Avery Johnson, the Kansas State quarterback, his father stole your move.

Speaker 15 Oh, my God.

Speaker 15 That was terrible. I was shocked watching that.
I was shocked that they would so blatantly take my gimmick. I mean,

Speaker 15 that's what we got going on.

Speaker 1 Do you think they heard us talking about it?

Speaker 10 you uh are getting physical with your children uh what is the age of the child that called you sugar tits the other day 16.

Speaker 10 uh 16 years old uh it is clear at that point right the people in our audience uh i know they're playing with you uh with this but nobody has the experience that you do with their 16 year old where it's gonna end up in a fight because your 16 year old thinks of you as his older brother instead of his dad i mean i don't necessarily agree with that can you know is your older brother going to be able to put you down on the ground like it's nothing the way that your father can?

Speaker 15 I mean, you saw that video, Avery Johnson's father, you know.

Speaker 10 Well, I chased my brother into the street when tidy whiteies because he pulled a butter knife on me. I was about 43 or 44 years old.

Speaker 10 But the older brother does technically, it usually is somebody who could beat up the little brother. Is he not? Like, I don't, what's happening in your household is not something I have had.

Speaker 10 It's it's not something I've seen with functional, loving people like I imagine that you and Tamara are.

Speaker 15 Yeah, but it's not, it's not a regular occurrence, though. Like, he had an opportunity.
Now he's got to wait six more months to try again. I mean, look, he's out of the house at 18 years old.

Speaker 15 So if you want to do the math, Dan, I don't know if you have your abacus with you over there, but if you want to do the math, six months, we're talking, he's really got four opportunities before he's 18.

Speaker 15 One of them, check it off the list.

Speaker 3 Can we fix this? I don't know what we're fighting about. Like, I don't need to be coming into a hostile work environment here.

Speaker 4 We're fighting about a half-cocked idea. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Excuse me.

Speaker 3 I said on the front end, this will not be well received by many. You, obviously, are a many.
You are a sheep.

Speaker 3 I am Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison. I come up with ideas that others view as kooky at the time, and 100 years from now will be viewed as the norm and progress.

Speaker 15 You tell me you think taking a week off of the things everybody likes to do.

Speaker 6 Have you ever heard of Thomas Edison?

Speaker 6 Edison?

Speaker 6 No. Never.
It's a freedom-cocked idea. It's great.
Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Cocked and loaded.

Speaker 6 Fully cocked.

Speaker 6 FC.

Speaker 3 I'm coming for you guys. I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 6 Fully cocked. FC.
FC. He's coming for us.
Red coated FC.

Speaker 16 Hey, guys, fully cocked and on top of me.

Speaker 6 No, that's what's being thrown at me.

Speaker 6 It's really threatening. It's threatening.

Speaker 10 It's hostile. It's not appropriate in the workplace.

Speaker 6 It's not appropriate anymore in 2025. Good luck finding that

Speaker 22 boggy again.

Speaker 6 I'm wearing a big wool jacket here. It's like you look great.
Take the jacket off. You can take it off.

Speaker 10 Take the jacket off to reveal that

Speaker 10 throw rug from the 1940s.

Speaker 6 Is that a Samson collection?

Speaker 20 I was just going to make that joke.

Speaker 4 Yep, that is a definite Samson collection.

Speaker 6 Those buttons are bejeweled, and he is wearing the kind

Speaker 6 to move.

Speaker 10 What is the material on that shirt? Is it rayon?

Speaker 10 Is it silk? What's the material?

Speaker 6 Can it be felt?

Speaker 6 No idea. Yeah, I'll feel it.

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Speaker 6 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 6 It's been a lovely cruise.

Speaker 6 Oh man, that's my outro. That's, you know, as my casket is being lowered,

Speaker 6 you know, I'll have been cremated a week before but we'll do the casket thing just for show and as my casket is being lowered

Speaker 6 Yeah, it'll empty, you know, just for show Well, what's the redundancy there?

Speaker 6 You know, I mean

Speaker 6 we're gonna put on a public display. Yeah, naturally stugats.

Speaker 3 What do you do with the ashes?

Speaker 6 We're going on a lowly cruise exactly. Maybe we'll throw them over.
My wife will throw them overboard. I would say she's nicking with her new husband.

Speaker 2 This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Speaker 10 The Dolphins have gone into the discount bin. This is not good a couple of weeks before the season starts.
Everyone is saying the Dolphins have the worst corners in the league.

Speaker 10 Just yesterday on our show, Greg Cody argued on behalf of the culture change that's in play because of merely Jalen Ramsey not being here anymore.

Speaker 10 So they have given a one-year contract to Bills discard Rasul Douglas because they're panicked at the position. What could possibly go wrong against the Bills if you don't have cornerbacks?

Speaker 10 Nothing, right? Like they'll be fine. No pass rush as a bonus, right? Because their pass rushers are hurt too.
So explain to me, Greg Cody, you're homerific.

Speaker 10 You're saying that the Dolphins plus seven and a half, that that number is too low for their season wins.

Speaker 10 And I just don't know how they're going to stop people if they can't cover them and they don't have a pass rush.

Speaker 6 Well, the pass rushers are going to be back. Those aren't serious injuries.
And they are going to have a great...

Speaker 10 Whoa, wait, what do you mean those aren't serious injuries?

Speaker 6 They are going to have a great front seven.

Speaker 6 You think they've got

Speaker 10 Jalen Phillips isn't serious injuries. All he's had is serious injuries.

Speaker 20 Yeah, but they are technically all supposed to be back. Right.
Chubb, Phillips. Yeah.

Speaker 12 And they got the second-year guy. Right.

Speaker 6 And Matthew Judon is a great pickup at a reasonable price. He's smart.
That's a smart.

Speaker 10 So wait a minute. What are you expecting?

Speaker 6 Their linebacking is good. I think their front defensive front seven is good enough to

Speaker 6 help mask the lack of secondary. And they have a great safety.

Speaker 6 And Rasul Douglas, he's a proven corner. He's what they don't have, which is veteran experience at cornerback.

Speaker 13 All the good corners are free agents the whole offseason, usually.

Speaker 14 I did take a little flyer on Chop Robinson to lead the league in sacks.

Speaker 6 That's a great pick. Chop Robinson is a rising star in this league.

Speaker 10 Can you guys get me some metrics, please, on pass rush? Because I want to know where it is that Cody is coming up with the idea that the people who have been injured, who have provided them pass rush,

Speaker 10 that they're not going to get injured again when the last couple of seasons, their edge rushers, have gotten hurt.

Speaker 6 Okay, that's the Tua argument, though. Because someone's been injured before, you're assuming they're going to be injured again.

Speaker 10 But Greg, that's a reasonable thing to do. Once one part of the body starts breaking down, all sorts of other parts of the body start making compensation.

Speaker 14 But in Greg's offense, this is why they have lined up depth. And yes, these are guys, Jalen Phillips, Bradley Chubb, these are guys that have dealt with injuries, but you have Chop Robinson.

Speaker 14 You bring in Matthew Judon, who on a passing down can get after the quarterback.

Speaker 4 He could probably do that into his 40s.

Speaker 6 And Zach Seeler, they just extended one of the better defensive tackles in the league, who has a lot of sacks. He's not just a run-stopping DT.
He can get to the quarterback.

Speaker 6 Buffalo does not have a great offensive line. When you talk about how are they going to defend Josh Allen without great cornerbacks, it's because the pass rush will get to him.

Speaker 15 Kenneth, Kenneth, I'm sorry, Kenneth Grant's going to be really good.

Speaker 22 I'm with my dad.

Speaker 13 Like, the new, if you're seeing anything positive this offseason from the Dolphins, it's the front seven.

Speaker 6 Like, he's right about that. And the other thing is, their first eight games are

Speaker 6 easy, relatively speaking. At Buffalo, they're getting that one out of the way.

Speaker 10 All eight of those teams are looking at the Dolphins and saying that week is easy for them. Indeed, looking at their jobs.

Speaker 4 Like, Greg, I think we did that last year, too.

Speaker 15 The Dolphins

Speaker 15 early part of their schedule.

Speaker 23 schedule, and it didn't go so hot.

Speaker 6 Well, you know what?

Speaker 6 This team is capable of being 6-2 at the break, 5-3 at worst.

Speaker 6 Worst? Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 6 Greg,

Speaker 6 you don't...

Speaker 14 At worst, it could be really bad.

Speaker 6 At worst, it could be really bad because the quarterback.

Speaker 10 Last year, they started worse than that.

Speaker 6 Okay, I've seen one of those

Speaker 6 over and under things, one of those high and low, best case, worst case scenarios.

Speaker 15 I don't know what that thing.

Speaker 1 Can you describe that thing to me?

Speaker 6 What thing? The over-under thing.

Speaker 1 What is that?

Speaker 6 The over-under-on wins is seven and a half, but ESPN does this thing where what's the ceiling for this team and what's the worst they can be? And for Miami, it's 6-11 at worst and 11-6 at best.

Speaker 22 Is it not that for every team?

Speaker 6 No, it isn't, actually. No.
For New Orleans, I think it's 2-15 or something is the worst.

Speaker 10 What are you guys doing when you're doing this and the Ringer just ranked all the defenses in the NFL this season and the Dolphins were 26? Ringer, what do they know? Like, you don't have corners.

Speaker 14 Yeah, but that's not the argument that he's making. I think he's conceding that they don't have corners, and hopefully their edge rushers can make the corners better.

Speaker 16 I mean, the way that you would hide the lack of cover corner is a tremendous pass rush.

Speaker 15 If you have a tremendous pass rush, I mean, you know,

Speaker 6 NFL player games.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it is what you guys just said. And I would say if you've got the worst corners in the league, ain't a front that covers it.

Speaker 10 It doesn't exist.

Speaker 11 Buck up against that.

Speaker 14 You don't notice that they're the worst corners in the league if your pass rushers are getting after it.

Speaker 11 Look, Miami, look at the college game.

Speaker 14 Miami's corners were exposed last year because the defensive line did not live up to the billing because of all the injuries and the fact that there was just a terrible DC.

Speaker 10 You're not...

Speaker 10 explaining anything. Any of you aren't explaining anything that isn't understood that the best thing to have in the league is a pass rush.

Speaker 10 You're more convinced that it's going to stay healthy than I am. You're more convinced that anything you've seen this preseason of any kind is indicative of anything.

Speaker 10 I think the Bears won all their preseason games last year.

Speaker 6 It means nothing. And I've never suggested it does.

Speaker 10 Well, you just did.

Speaker 10 You said it's looked, their front seven is the one positive everyone here has said that they have, and I don't trust their front seven to be able to cover worst in the league deficiencies at corner.

Speaker 6 Okay, but I don't relate that to the preseason at all. They had their first unbeaten preseason since 1998.
It means zero. It means nothing.

Speaker 6 But the pass rush is going to be good. I think the offense is going to be much better.
I expect bounce back years from Tyreek Hill and from Waddle. They have a pretty good running back room.

Speaker 6 They have a kid, the seventh rounder, who looked really good in the preseason. That's the one thing I judge the preseason for is the development of young players.
Being a homer, bro. That's fine.

Speaker 6 I've been called worse than a homer.

Speaker 15 Am I the only one who is really concerned about Tyreek Hill? I mean, we haven't seen him yet this preseason.

Speaker 6 That's true.

Speaker 15 And it doesn't seem like the quarterback is necessarily enthused with the wide receiver these days. And, you know, Tyreek Hill, we saw what went down the end of last season.

Speaker 15 First sign of trouble, really in his career, really in his career, Tyreek Hill. He's made the playoffs every year of his career before last year.

Speaker 15 And the first sign of adversity, we saw he quitting the game and then quit the team.

Speaker 1 They get off to a slow start this year. We feel good about the way Tyreek Hill is going to behave.

Speaker 6 I would, look, he had less than 1,000 yards last season, which in a 17-game season, a 1,000-yard season is no longer anything special at all. I expect him to be in that 1,500 range.

Speaker 6 I expect him to have a really good season. I'll take the under.

Speaker 11 I also will take the under.

Speaker 6 There's no substitute for speed.

Speaker 6 Now,

Speaker 6 the betting over-under? Well, wait a minute.

Speaker 10 There's no substitute for speed. How about his diminished speed? Because he's in his 30s and he's not going to be as he's not going to be faster than everyone else in the league going forward.

Speaker 6 Well, diminished speed, I'll grant you, but it doesn't mean he's still not not a fast wide receiver. Jalen Waddle is fast.

Speaker 6 Tua gets rid of the ball fast. They have a good running game.

Speaker 10 What would it take to mute your enthusiasm before a season?

Speaker 6 Like what would it actually take?

Speaker 21 You know what?

Speaker 6 It would take them getting their ass kicked at a really bad Indianapolis team in the opener. Okay.

Speaker 6 Now the university, and maybe Mike would agree, maybe he wouldn't. The University of Miami can lose narrowly to Notre Dame, and nobody's giving up on the U.

Speaker 6 But if the Dolphins,

Speaker 6 to me, the Dolphins have very little faith. They've created very little buzz.
They need to prove early on that they have a chance to be a decent team, and that means beating the Colts.

Speaker 6 The Colts are not very good. I think the Colts Daniel Jones as quarterback.
I think they're okay.

Speaker 7 I think they're better of the AFC South teams if you look at them.

Speaker 3 Tyreek Hill's over-under, according to DraftKings on receiving yards for the season, is 975.5.

Speaker 6 Wow. See, I would take that in a minute.

Speaker 4 Can we find an under my dad would take for the the Dolphins?

Speaker 6 Not seven and a half wins.

Speaker 10 Hiding under his desk when the season's over.

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Speaker 6 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 14 All right, we got to go back out there. That was big.

Speaker 6 Wake him up.

Speaker 7 Uh-oh.

Speaker 10 He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result.
He needs something that happens.

Speaker 6 You can see that motherfucking.

Speaker 6 Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now?

Speaker 10 Turn on your microphone, Greg.

Speaker 6 My microphone's on.

Speaker 3 Stugats.

Speaker 15 Paint the scene.

Speaker 6 The paint the scene is: I got to go to work. Good night.

Speaker 21 This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Speaker 25 Let him be excited.

Speaker 15 This is the time of year where you get excited.

Speaker 25 It's every year.

Speaker 10 I'd just like a different surprise opinion from him one year on what the Dolphins are going to be doing.

Speaker 6 That was informed.

Speaker 25 He had conviction.

Speaker 2 He bucked up against you on the front seven.

Speaker 14 He had his talking points. He goes to camp occasionally.

Speaker 25 This kind of thing. Occasionally.

Speaker 3 There's nothing wrong with hope. Greg's been to camp more than all of us combined.

Speaker 6 Have you been to camp this year?

Speaker 6 Occasionally. Greg, is Miami Herald?

Speaker 14 Is Miami Herald still doing those big football sports editions where you get a dolphin?

Speaker 10 Special sections of college football preview. Seven football

Speaker 6 statewide college.

Speaker 10 Every year there would be seven sections of just football.

Speaker 6 High school football. High school.
College football. Where's Willie Williams going?

Speaker 6 As a matter of fact, today, when I get home from this show, I am finishing and filing for publication my annual NFL team rankings. Wow.
One through 32.

Speaker 13 It's why my dad won't be in the rest of the week. I think we wanted him in one more time this week, and he's like, I got a lot of situations.

Speaker 11 Well, it's due today, but three times a week's a big answer.

Speaker 13 So, doing Friday was just

Speaker 11 that.

Speaker 14 I'm such a big fan of YouTube. Those football editions, when I was a kid, it meant the world.

Speaker 3 When does it come out? You file it today. When does it come out?

Speaker 6 Well, it'll be online probably later today. I'm not sure when it prints.

Speaker 11 Any sneak previews for Dolphins are going to be number one, right?

Speaker 6 They're going to be ranked number one.

Speaker 10 They're going to be number one at favorite to win the season.

Speaker 26 The Dolphins, better than you think.

Speaker 6 The Dolphins will not be in my top 10. I can't believe it.
Oh, but the fact that they'll be in the top 15 is weird.

Speaker 6 Will they be ranked high enough to be one of the top seven teams in the AFC and make the playoffs? You never know. You're going to have to read what I feel like I do know.

Speaker 10 I do know. And Cody,

Speaker 6 I don't know why.

Speaker 10 I would love to know if in Indianapolis there's an Indianapolis Greg Cody

Speaker 10 Pravitz, who's been a columnist for 50 years, who's doing a show today saying that the Colts, if the Colts don't beat the Dolphins, who are a very bad team, then the Colts season is doomed with Daniel Jones.

Speaker 10 I don't think the Colts look at the the Dolphins and see a team that's much better than them.

Speaker 10 I think the Colts say they had Anthony Richards, a quarterback who had started all of 15 games in college, high school, and everywhere.

Speaker 6 What an arm, though, Dan. What an arm.

Speaker 11 Occasionally,

Speaker 11 a great throw.

Speaker 14 But look, Daniel Jones has won a playoff game. Tua?

Speaker 6 Can you say that? I mean, Tua, play in the playoff game, for heaven's sakes. As of right now, Indianapolis is favored by one and a half.
I want you to write this in stone.

Speaker 6 By kickoff on September 7th, the Dolphins will be favored in that game. Wow.
Because there's going to be a lot of money that realizes how bad Indianapolis is and how under-regarded the Dolphins are.

Speaker 6 That line will flip. The Dolphins will be favored by one or two points on kickoff day.
Hold me to that.

Speaker 15 Can I just ask a question real quick, Greg?

Speaker 21 If your

Speaker 15 column is due today,

Speaker 15 why can't you come in the rest of the week, playa?

Speaker 4 Friday, I believe, was the other day we wanted you.

Speaker 10 You know, as a real journalist, says, as someone who has...

Speaker 15 I know you're looking at me, but you're talking to somebody else?

Speaker 6 no no i'm i'm talking to you um i have other responsibilities i have other things i have to write i have a column i have to write wednesday i have an interview with mario cristobal later in the week uh for later in the week that's probably thursday for an advanced column on uh on the biggest game in in the history you're getting them again we just got them like a week ago but no i'm getting getting them you know fresh stuff different questions let the adults speak in this one different long-winded questions no no i know you're not talking to me i'm not talking about you i was talking about this other interview this other interview where, you know, there are people interrupting, shenanigans, hijinks of plenty.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Not letting Greg get his questions out.
I know.

Speaker 6 Christopher interrupted me.

Speaker 6 That's what I was alluding to. It's all good.
It's all good. But the point is, three times, you know, I do have a full-time job.

Speaker 6 So three times a week in here, as much as I'd love to, is just a tall ask.

Speaker 14 Where did you get that shirt? Did someone get it for you? Or you went, did you go to a store? Was this an online purchase? Did you watch Modern Family one day and you said, that's me?

Speaker 13 The shirt where you like go in blind and then just pick stuff?

Speaker 6 I love this. Where did you go? I've always liked Paisley.

Speaker 6 Not Brad Paisley. Not a huge fan of his, although he's not.
No, he's not fat. Why not? A little underrated.
But...

Speaker 11 Wait, he's underrated?

Speaker 10 Can we get a clarification on what your opinion is of Brad Paisley?

Speaker 6 Yes, please.

Speaker 10 We're confused. It seemed to be contradictory.

Speaker 6 Is he underrated?

Speaker 10 Is he overrated?

Speaker 10 What is your status right now? Because it was confusing.

Speaker 2 Properly rated?

Speaker 6 I just wanted to throw a a brad paisley joe i know you did it's the kornheiser move of get over 65 years old somebody says a word somebody says i love that guy kevin love yeah yeah that's a good line well done by you you're learning kid uh listen tj max we went uh

Speaker 6 uh my wife talked me into going on a disco cruise a couple of years ago swingers cruise

Speaker 6 well whatever you want to call it and she said dress accordingly how you feeling about that microphone yeah talk into it i'm talking into it it.

Speaker 14 So you went to buy a disco shirt. Where'd you buy the disco shirt?

Speaker 6 I don't remember. It might have been

Speaker 6 Target. Might have been.
First of all, you didn't go.

Speaker 22 Mom got it for you. She might have gotten me.

Speaker 6 Of course she did. Right.
She might have.

Speaker 12 You have not shopped for clothes at a store in decades.

Speaker 6 I bought a pair of walking shorts

Speaker 6 before my Vancouver dress. Walking shorts.
Right. Hell yeah.
So shorts.

Speaker 6 So shorts.

Speaker 6 You know, that's what you call them. They're walking shorts.

Speaker 6 What do you think makes them walk? Running shorts? I guess that

Speaker 6 there are running shorts.

Speaker 6 The opposite of a running short.

Speaker 10 I think.

Speaker 15 You got those sitting-down shorts?

Speaker 6 They're not cargo shorts.

Speaker 10 They're dress shorts. Chris, I'm going to give you an assignment, okay? An assignment for content.
I would love to go through your father's drawers, drawer. Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 Because he's got to have underwear in there that are older than both of his sons.

Speaker 4 This would be a good bit.

Speaker 10 Like, if you went through his,

Speaker 10 when you ask, I cannot imagine

Speaker 10 the last time this man purchased socks or underwear for himself.

Speaker 6 I get underwear for Christmas every year. I ask for it on my list.
Santa brings me underwear. And, you know, I'm decades over the tighty whiteys.
All I have now are boxers. You know, Haynes, the

Speaker 6 brand of choice, quite frankly.

Speaker 3 Boxers or boxer briefs?

Speaker 6 Boxers. I believe yeah, he goes.
Jay boxers? He goes. Walking boxers.
Like the cloth ones?

Speaker 20 He goes boxers, like not the tight ones.

Speaker 6 I have the best boxers since Ali.

Speaker 3 Is that so?

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 3 To say Jake Paul now in reference to good boxers, Greg.

Speaker 10 Chris, do me the favor of just rummaging through some of your dad's drawers to see what kind of old stuff you can find in his house.

Speaker 10 What else is on your Christmas asks every year where you ask Erlene to make sure and just replenish things that you need that you don't know how to get on the internet?

Speaker 6 I generally ask for a pair of blue jeans,

Speaker 6 a pair of black jeans.

Speaker 13 Don't worry about the microphone.

Speaker 6 You know, boxers, maybe a couple of dressers.

Speaker 10 Why wouldn't we want him in more?

Speaker 6 Why wouldn't we want him in more days a week? It's a credit to how Relaxi is in that studio. I'm very particular about my socks.
I don't know what the material is, but I like those thin socks.

Speaker 6 I don't like like a woolly, cottony, heavy sock. I like a thin sock.
And she knows. Your mother knows.
Dan's mom knows.

Speaker 6 My mom.

Speaker 6 What?

Speaker 6 What are you saying? What are you saying? What my mother knows what about that? Ask your mother.

Speaker 3 Why do you get jeans every year? I've had jeans for like years and years.

Speaker 6 I recycle my jeans. What? You know, some of them barely fit me.
I'm retiring them.

Speaker 6 I'm about to bury another pair of deck shoes in the backyard. Really? You are? You have a service? Wow.

Speaker 11 Yeah, another funeral.

Speaker 3 That's correct. What happened with these? Just long life? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 I mean, they have holes.

Speaker 22 Bad smell.

Speaker 6 Like holes in them.

Speaker 26 Dude, I'm telling you, these things

Speaker 3 smell so bad.

Speaker 6 I could wear them another 10,000 miles, but I just don't want to. Yeah.
Because he does everything. Treat yourself.

Speaker 20 He does yard work in them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Like, he does everything in these shoes.

Speaker 13 The smell after like a couple months.

Speaker 6 Oof. Only when they get wet.

Speaker 20 Right, but don't let them get wet.

Speaker 10 You got those yard work shorts?

Speaker 6 I have yard work shorts. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Thank you.

Speaker 10 So, Greg Cody for the uninitiated has the feet of a gargoyle. He often wears leathery deck shoes without socks.

Speaker 10 And his son is correct when he says he'll do yard work in those shoes with those gargoyle feet.

Speaker 10 There will be a swamp of water in there, not absorbed by the socks, and he will wear those shoes for 30 years until he buries them with a shulagy at a shooner.

Speaker 22 And then he'll leave them in the garage.

Speaker 20 Like they're wet. So he'll leave them like in the garage.

Speaker 11 And then like hours later, you'll walk into that garage and just like this musty

Speaker 22 smell of just like oh the shoes are in here you walk into the garage and you're like there's wet deck shoes somewhere where are they

Speaker 3 musty smell what are you gonna take them into the house leave them out in the rain don't greg's doing the right thing don't do yard work in them well i mean if anyone would you know abide by datter day he wouldn't have to do the yard work

Speaker 3 but no one there's never a datter day that's observed in the greg cody household so he has to do his own yard work i don't know what i'm doing

Speaker 13 i'm still waiting for a datter day i went over and helped you guys with some stuff recently what did you do exactly i think it was on a sunday yeah what did you do I helped you guys with your mailbox project.

Speaker 21 No, you did not.

Speaker 6 No, I didn't help you. I hired somebody to do that.

Speaker 22 No, I'm not talking about building it.

Speaker 13 I'm talking about moving stuff like in the pre before, like helping you.

Speaker 6 Would you get the mail? Or the mailbox?

Speaker 13 No, I've helped him do shit. Don't let him paint a picture.

Speaker 18 What did you do exactly?

Speaker 2 Because you can't really say what you did. What did you do?

Speaker 22 I moved

Speaker 13 the stuff he was using as his mailbox into the garage. What does that mean?

Speaker 7 Stuff he was using.

Speaker 6 You're being really coy about that.

Speaker 6 Old mailbox and the box.

Speaker 13 He had a mailbox on a TV tray table.

Speaker 20 I did. It was held up with pieces of plywood.
Like that's what he had for like years.

Speaker 6 So what I did was... Can I get a picture?

Speaker 3 You moved a TV tray table.

Speaker 13 No, and the plywood next to it, like helping it stay up.

Speaker 6 I helped.

Speaker 14 Seemed like a big job.

Speaker 20 Sorry the project wasn't bigger. I went over to help him.

Speaker 6 It was only after I got my new mailbox professionally installed.

Speaker 11 It was funny, though, that

Speaker 6 my neighbors dared make fun of my TV tray table that was up there for like three years because nobody would help me. Three years.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 It was up there a long time. I know.
Yeah. Three years, I think.
I think we're coming up on the third anniversary of me asking for a daddy day.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 How many have you had?

Speaker 6 None. Zero.
Wow. Zero.
Now I got to hire a landscaper.

Speaker 6 I just had a driveway done. Now I got to.

Speaker 21 You wanted me to do your driveway?

Speaker 6 No, but now I got to hire a landscaper because none of my sons will help their dad. Driveway does look good.
Thank you.

Speaker 10 Your wife is the head of a giant law firm.

Speaker 10 Why is she getting her mail on a TV tray that's embarrassing to the neighbors because her husband is a total incompetent, but then she has to watch him go out there in those shoes with those gargoyle feet to the TV tray to pick up mail he doesn't understand about documents that he doesn't understand.

Speaker 6 I get the mail. I bring it in.
She never has to go out to the mailbox.

Speaker 10 You are a 70-year-old toddler with shoes that stink up a garage that is so old, I didn't know there was a smell in there that wouldn't be from like a crypt.

Speaker 10 Like your garage, your garage is

Speaker 10 it has been a place with rat problems.

Speaker 6 In the distant past.

Speaker 10 Norway rats. Your garage.

Speaker 6 That door.

Speaker 6 Remember,

Speaker 10 that door has looked like that since I was a teenager going over there.

Speaker 6 Like he, I don't know what he does around the house.

Speaker 6 I know he drinks Miller Lights in that garage.

Speaker 6 That is his haven.

Speaker 20 That's where he listens to his podcast like five times on a Sunday night before he's out.

Speaker 6 I listen to it twice.

Speaker 22 You'll just hear like from the living room, you'll hear it just playing in the garage, his own voice.

Speaker 2 And it's dark.

Speaker 10 You walk out there.

Speaker 6 It's just

Speaker 6 quality control. That's Miller Time.
Brushing Miller Lights,

Speaker 18 giving drunk notes to me and Yeti.

Speaker 3 Why is listening to his podcast and giving notes a bad thing before he's published?

Speaker 6 Multiple times. Because they have to go to the garage in order to get the notes.
They've got to go to the garage.

Speaker 10 The garage out of saw.

Speaker 6 The original saw.

Speaker 10 Not when they started getting budgets. The original saw.

Speaker 6 It's a normal garage.

Speaker 10 It is not. It's fine.
It is absolutely not. I disagree.

Speaker 6 It's cluttered right now, but it's fine.

Speaker 10 It's been cluttered my entire life

Speaker 10 and the entire life of the garage. And again,

Speaker 10 I'm surprised that there is a smell that can knock out whatever the other smells are in that garage, given the amount of junk that's in there.

Speaker 10 We should go on a tour of this garage just to have the things,

Speaker 10 have Greg Cody take us through a tour guide experience on the museum that is his guitar, that is his garage. Like, I don't, what do you think is the weirdest thing we would find in there?

Speaker 10 The oldest thing that we would find in there? There's probably something in there that's been there for 40 years, right? Your pair of your underwear?

Speaker 6 No, no, not, I don't know about 40 years. There's too many things to name in there.

Speaker 13 I can picture like a dolphin's chair that you used to like fold up that you would bring to like the orange bowl to like sit there in like the 80s.

Speaker 6 Yeah, no, I think there's a

Speaker 6 dolphin chair in there that dates from the expansion era. Oh, okay.
Like, I just always have seen that chair over there, and I'm like, what is that?

Speaker 6 I think it's something that my father or mother gave me that's been in there for decades.

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