The Big Suey: Most Uncomfortable Moment

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Speaker 6 Welcome to the Big Sue,

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Speaker 3 Why are you listening to this show?

Speaker 6 It's a podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebetard podcast.

Speaker 22 I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

Speaker 6 In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

Speaker 3 I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.
I've done it.

Speaker 6 And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

Speaker 23 This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Speaker 3 That was excellent.

Speaker 9 Thank you.

Speaker 3 You are on fire today. I mean it, man.
Chris, what did you repeat to your father moments before we turned the microphones on, and he did that maximum professionally?

Speaker 17 Right above that line he just read, it says Billboard, DraftKings. And I thought maybe he was going to read that part out as well.

Speaker 3 And so you told him not to read out loud the word Billboard?

Speaker 10 A little last-minute coaching, which I probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 26 Just let him coach.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you should have let him because if he would have read Billboard, it might have led to something funny there.

Speaker 23 I might have read it had he not told me that.

Speaker 3 I think you would have.

Speaker 29 I would have thought Billboard magazine was a sponsor of the show.

Speaker 30 That's all.

Speaker 26 I want the inheritance. That's why.

Speaker 3 Is there still a Billboard magazine?

Speaker 30 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 31 I read it religiously. I follow the charts.

Speaker 25 What are we looking at in terms of inheritance for Christopher?

Speaker 27 I don't think we want to go to good fish in here.

Speaker 32 I want to.

Speaker 10 And what's the split? Do we trust Michael yet? Because at one point, it's like, you're just going to get it all and you can kind of divvy it up.

Speaker 9 Oh, wow, you're the responsible.

Speaker 33 I am the responsible one. Oh, boy.

Speaker 31 No, Christopher used to be the responsible.

Speaker 34 Michael's catching up. Really?

Speaker 28 Michael's gaining ground on that.

Speaker 14 Any thoughts on just skipping a generation, maybe leaving it to old Gracelyn?

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 9 A trust or something?

Speaker 35 Oh, it'll funnel down.

Speaker 34 That's being considered.

Speaker 31 It'll be a heavily protected trust that Christopher can't get his hands on.

Speaker 23 But, you know, we haven't gone there yet. We're just thinking about it.

Speaker 29 It also depends on how nice my granddaughter treats me for the next few years.

Speaker 10 It is a little awkward in that because my mom honestly does sometimes like, hey, you know, just will stuff, just, you know, just in case type stuff.

Speaker 10 But like I've never met, like, I don't really know as much as I feel like I should know.

Speaker 17 Like, I feel like if something were to happen to you guys,

Speaker 16 your money guy could just like take me, take me to the woodshed.

Speaker 29 Yeah, I know you're always asking for like an itemized stuff.

Speaker 10 I just want to go to this meeting with you so this guy knows I exist.

Speaker 17 Like, hey, if something happens to them, I'm the face.

Speaker 15 I'm your guy.

Speaker 26 And I know how much. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 10 No funny business, you.

Speaker 37 Okay. All right.

Speaker 25 Are you all set up? Like,

Speaker 25 I mean, obviously, this is very morbid.

Speaker 25 We don't mean to to go down, but like, should an accident happen with both you and your wife, is that all set up or is Christopher going to have to plan like the ceremonies and all of that?

Speaker 23 In other words, do we have a living will?

Speaker 38 What does that like? Have you done anything yet?

Speaker 17 Like, do you have plots?

Speaker 25 Do you have like arrangements? Do you have set aside? Does Chris then have to start driving up to like funeral homes? Like, I'd like to find your best plot for two, please.

Speaker 27 You know, my wife handles all that. Okay, great.
All right.

Speaker 36 So no one knows anything.

Speaker 3 All right, let me be clear on something here, okay? He is exactly the person who threatens you all his life with not giving you his inheritance and then doesn't handle the paperwork before dying.

Speaker 3 So I don't believe he's done anything. I don't believe he knows anything.
I believe his wife has to handle all this. He hasn't done any estate planning.

Speaker 3 So what's going to happen after he dies is your brother is going to have his middle name and the rest of you are going to fight over what's left.

Speaker 25 I think what's going to happen is like they're going to pass and then there's going to be like the meeting for the will and no one's going to have remembered the guy's name. because no one's met him.

Speaker 25 So he is going to get everything.

Speaker 30 He's going to be in an empty room.

Speaker 9 He's like, Christopher, Michael, Grayson, where is everybody?

Speaker 10 Anytime I ask about this, my dad kind of is like, What are you trying to?

Speaker 39 And I'm like, No, I just want to be informed.

Speaker 9 You're getting old.

Speaker 3 Greg, these are the conversations I've been having with my father recently. He does not like them either.

Speaker 3 But you do have to plan these things if you want to make sure your family isn't fighting over your things at the end.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Yeah,

Speaker 34 I got to talk to my wife about that.

Speaker 10 Luckily for us, my mom

Speaker 25 has started all that. Okay.

Speaker 4 But you don't know any of it.

Speaker 10 I know I have a big binder.

Speaker 9 Wait, you have to presently have a binder? Yes.

Speaker 17 can you bring it in tomorrow yeah i'll bring it in

Speaker 36 tomorrow let's get let's go let's help you through this we're not bringing in the binder you don't even know what's in there it's a secret binder

Speaker 3 you don't know what's in the binder secret documents we should have we should have an oral contract one of those binders like the string thing that you close it up with oh yeah it's very important sounds like you're getting a lot man it's a dossier chris deserves to know all right i want to talk about Avery Johnson and I want to talk about Shador Sanders, but first we need to get to uncomfortable moments because this is SUE week and uncomfortable moments is always a rich category.

Speaker 3 And anytime I hear us recording these around here, something funny reminds me that the last year was a lot better than I thought it was. Something funny is about to appear here.

Speaker 3 We'll see who wins this category. What's the voting situation, Chris? What are we doing in terms of crowning winners? Because we've been pretty loose over the years on this.

Speaker 10 It's the 2025 SUI Awards presented by Miller Light.

Speaker 13 To cast your vote, you go to LebatardAF.com and vote there.

Speaker 16 All the categories will be there as we release the categories.

Speaker 10 The winners will be announced next Tuesday, September 7th. This is very exciting.
Coming out of the gates with a strong category, most uncomfortable moment from this year of shows.

Speaker 43 Welcome to the 2025 SUI Awards presented by Miller Light. I'm Greg Cody, and let's dive right in with the SUI nominees for most uncomfortable moment.

Speaker 43 Jeremy Tashay talks weird and everyone jumps down his throat.

Speaker 12 If you think that your family would get a lot of joy from seeing you go to the Hall of Fame and they're getting up there in age

Speaker 12 parents, well, because I'm asking a kind of dark question.

Speaker 44 Do you just sort of

Speaker 45 abort or something?

Speaker 6 Let's speak.

Speaker 38 Take a dive early or Jackson.

Speaker 35 Everybody

Speaker 35 shut you up by doing that.

Speaker 15 I didn't even get started.

Speaker 35 It's amazing.

Speaker 15 I'm sorry. I was struggling to follow what you were doing.
I'm kind of happy everyone just started. It started a sentence.

Speaker 15 Oh, hot.

Speaker 15 The sound goes off. I haven't seen anything like that.
It's what it sounded like to me.

Speaker 15 It's pretty amazing.

Speaker 19 I know. All right.

Speaker 38 Enjoy the rest of the show.

Speaker 22 I feel bad.

Speaker 35 This is not. I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 33 I think this is bullying, but this feels like

Speaker 22 I deserve it.

Speaker 46 If we're going to be honest, I've never seen that before, where some dude is talking, doing a thing, and everyone else just moves on with their lives and has

Speaker 46 a lot of people.

Speaker 22 Should we miss it?

Speaker 22 Should he try it again?

Speaker 15 Honestly, I don't remember what he was saying. It was so boring.

Speaker 43 Chris Cody insults Michael S. Schmidt of the New York Times.

Speaker 3 Show me the most meaningful of the Piazza balls.

Speaker 48 Oh, boy.

Speaker 49 No, they're not the Piazza balls. These are these are balls that my stepson hit.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay. So I misunderstood.

Speaker 38 I missed something.

Speaker 15 Well, that's interesting. You know what?

Speaker 3 No, let's show me. Show me the best of your stepson's baseballs.

Speaker 42 These are

Speaker 49 this is this is just we we uh he we we do batting practice and I throw to him

Speaker 49 and we track the amount of balls that he hit.

Speaker 3 Chris, what are you judging his batting practice?

Speaker 38 Do it in a game. What are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 Why can't he have this relationship with his son without you judging it?

Speaker 38 He can.

Speaker 15 You're just clarifying?

Speaker 3 That was the point.

Speaker 25 I'm sorry, Michael Schmidt.

Speaker 33 Michael Schmidt jabbed this.

Speaker 3 For your allergies. Yes.

Speaker 43 David Sampson knows too much about Paul Pierce.

Speaker 45 And a little nugget about Paul Pierce. He likes when you call him daddy.

Speaker 38 Okay, I didn't know that Paul.

Speaker 15 Maybe I'm not

Speaker 15 going to be spending time with Paul Pierce.

Speaker 38 Maybe I'm not as good a friend of Paul Pierce as I was.

Speaker 50 What is this loon giggling about? What do you mean?

Speaker 3 He likes when you call him daddy. What kind of contribution is that,

Speaker 50 you grinning fool?

Speaker 22 Are you f ⁇ ing Paul Pierce, David?

Speaker 3 Wait, what's that?

Speaker 50 What are you snorting in the middle of the segment

Speaker 50 where you're saying that about Paul Pierce? What's the matter with you?

Speaker 15 Answer the man's question. Answer it.

Speaker 51 Calling someone daddy and making sweet, passionate love are two totally different things.

Speaker 53 Yes or no?

Speaker 51 Sometimes I make a hard no on that.

Speaker 38 Put it on the poll. You're hard.

Speaker 53 Put it on the poll, J.

Speaker 32 Hardy.

Speaker 3 Is making sweet, passionate love and calling someone daddy different?

Speaker 43 Dan Levator disrespects Black History Month while talking to PK Suban.

Speaker 54 Dan, it's his list and it's Black History Month.

Speaker 19 So maybe exactly.

Speaker 48 So you know what? Stop fucking shit.

Speaker 44 Thank you very much.

Speaker 55 Exactly.

Speaker 22 Jessica.

Speaker 56 Anything goes right now, guys.

Speaker 25 True ally, Jessica. I appreciate you.

Speaker 57 Dan, you're out of line.

Speaker 3 I will not respect Black History Month.

Speaker 36 You will not respect Black Honor.

Speaker 38 That much.

Speaker 3 You guys clipped me saying you clipped me saying no.

Speaker 3 That much. You guys didn't even let me get it out.

Speaker 36 Nowadays over there.

Speaker 19 I don't know how you said it.

Speaker 43 That's a respectful top five, though. You got to respect that top five.
It is.

Speaker 3 I do, but I don't have to respect it because of Black History Month.

Speaker 43 Dan Levittard won't stop calling Greg Cody a senile old man.

Speaker 3 I don't worry about him being exposed as a senile old man if I can.

Speaker 58 Quit repeating senile old man.

Speaker 22 Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 38 Why do you keep it? What's going on here?

Speaker 40 That's terrible. Yeah.
You shouldn't keep

Speaker 40 one of them.

Speaker 36 You're right to take offense.

Speaker 15 It's absolutely ridiculous. It's unfair.

Speaker 34 I'm actually offended that that kid in a white hat

Speaker 58 who's done nothing in his life, I don't know what he did.

Speaker 44 did.

Speaker 44 I don't know what he did.

Speaker 35 What did he do before spitting into the microphone?

Speaker 38 I'm not going to get better voices.

Speaker 35 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 35 Honestly,

Speaker 58 but I'm offended that he called me a senile old man, and I don't need you propping up that phrase.

Speaker 60 Okay.

Speaker 38 Next thing I know,

Speaker 60 it's going to be on a Levittard t-shirt. That's the way it works.

Speaker 5 I mean, that's a great idea, and you shouldn't have given us that.

Speaker 59 But he's a senile old man.

Speaker 43 Mike Tyson takes it to a dark place with a kid reporter.

Speaker 62 Well, in your return to the ring for this fight, you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age to see the legend Mike Tyson in the ring for the first time.

Speaker 62 What type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all said and done?

Speaker 2 Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the word legacy.
I just think that's another word for ego. That's just some word everybody grabbed on to.
Now it's used every five seconds.

Speaker 2 It means absolutely nothing to me. I'm just passing through.
I'm going to die, and it's going to be over.

Speaker 2 Who cares about a legacy after that?

Speaker 2 What a big ego. So I'm going to die.
I want people to think that I'm this. I'm great I'm no we're nothing we are dead we're dust we're absolutely nothing

Speaker 2 well thank you so much for sharing that that is something that I have not heard before someone say that as an answer can you really imagine somebody say I want my legacy to be this way when I you're dead you think somebody really wants to think about you I want people to think about me when I'm gone who the cares about me

Speaker 43 Ronnie Chang didn't realize Pablo Torre worked with Dan Lebatard on Pablo Torre finds out what I want to keep prodding at though is the

Speaker 63 is the genuine is this a big thing in the sports journalism subculture at a company that dan owns and operates that i work for it's very much an outer office oh you work at the same company i should i should say that oh i didn't know i should have probably disclosed that legally what meadowlock that's right oh so he works for meadowlock dan yeah he founded it Oh, he founded this thing?

Speaker 63 Well, why the f ⁇ am I here then? I was going to say, you probably should have.

Speaker 30 You probably should have. Yeah, you should have opened with that.

Speaker 64 I thought this was like your own thing. No, I didn't know that.

Speaker 63 That's why you're so interested. I see, yeah, I said, No, I didn't know that it was the same company, but that goes to show that's how little like I hold grudges about this, you know.

Speaker 64 I mean, I don't truly, truly.

Speaker 63 Um, what I was gonna say, hey, Dan, can we get a new chair?

Speaker 65 I know this is

Speaker 63 this is this is Dan paid for this. Get this on, get this on camera.
This is the level, this is where we're at. ESPN to this

Speaker 43 the jerk off between David Sampson and Darren Rovelle.

Speaker 3 Is this a business off? Is it a respect off?

Speaker 30 It's a jerk off.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Whoa.

Speaker 19 There's a lot of things this is, and that's not one of you.

Speaker 54 You're both being jerks to each other.

Speaker 30 It's a jerk off.

Speaker 65 It is a jerk off. Yeah.

Speaker 12 That was not part of the contract with the airline.

Speaker 43 Greg Cody reading 50 Shades of Gray.

Speaker 55 Darn Tootin.

Speaker 19 Only me.

Speaker 33 You want it?

Speaker 31 You got it, baby.

Speaker 55 I growl, shipping out the prophylactic and unzipping my pantaloons, making quick work of covering my doohickey.

Speaker 66 I stare down at the insatiable Miss Steele. I sure hope you're ready, I warn her, grabbing hold of her wrists and keeping them at her sides.
With one swift move, I'm inside her, whatchamacallit.

Speaker 66 Ah, goodness me, Anna, you're so ready.

Speaker 36 I mean,

Speaker 36 unbelievable.

Speaker 43 Andrew Hawkins misspeaks.

Speaker 67 Everybody was wondering.

Speaker 68 They was wondering, Hawk, when was your era?

Speaker 59 It was 2003.

Speaker 3 That's when I came into myself.

Speaker 69 Hey, yo, that's crazy.

Speaker 36 That's wow.

Speaker 43 Greg Cody's voice does strange things to Billy.

Speaker 68 My wife says this is a sexy voice.

Speaker 38 It really is.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I'm hard. Thank you.

Speaker 35 Wow.

Speaker 15 So am I, actually.

Speaker 35 I don't know why.

Speaker 43 Dan Lebatard ruins the end of the interview with Larry Charles on Salt Beach Sessions.

Speaker 3 June 17th is when it's available. Comedy Samurai, 40 years of blood, guts, and laughter.
Larry, a pleasure.

Speaker 36 It's been a pleasure to watch. Meet you, my friend.

Speaker 42 My brother's name is Dan, by the way.

Speaker 30 Okay, well, there you go.

Speaker 3 That doesn't mean anything to me, Larry.

Speaker 36 There's nothing I can do. It's not to me.

Speaker 4 But I'm very happy to meet you.

Speaker 36 Likewise.

Speaker 3 And I feel like I just ruined everything we just did because of that as my punctuation by insulting you, by not caring.

Speaker 3 My brother's name is Dan you have to go for it well because you're also right in a way it doesn't matter you know I mean I happened to I wanted to share that with you and so I shared you wanted to share it and then I just rejected the shit

Speaker 36 totally just ruined everything at the end

Speaker 3 it was intimate it was vulnerable it was a lovely conversation and I'm like I don't care about your brother Dan

Speaker 43 the more awkward the better Dan Petrick welcomes the Dan Lebetard show into the peacock family well if you think our show is bad wait till you get a load of this show.

Speaker 69 It's the Dan Lebetard show with Stu Gantz, and you can see it right after our show on Peacock.

Speaker 64 Boy, is it good.

Speaker 19 Early 20th?

Speaker 70 Dan, you're not going to come up. Our name is actually.

Speaker 69 Dan Lebetard joins us now, I believe.

Speaker 71 Yeah, put it on the poll at Lebetard Show.

Speaker 56 Are we still making Ethel?

Speaker 35 Dan, Dan. Did we ever.

Speaker 71 And put that on. Did we ever...

Speaker 56 Did we? Well, we did make Mermin.

Speaker 71 We made Ethel Mermin.

Speaker 56 But she wasn't even an Ethel.

Speaker 69 Dan,

Speaker 48 she was.

Speaker 48 There was another one that was video.

Speaker 9 Hey, Dan.

Speaker 48 Dan. Yes, sir.

Speaker 59 Yeah, it's Dan Patrick here.

Speaker 71 Sorry we interrupted you. Professional as always, Dan.

Speaker 59 Once again, I led in with the tagline, I think, for your show.

Speaker 69 If you think our show is bad, wait till you get a load of Dan Lebetard's show with Stu Gantz.

Speaker 9 What do you think?

Speaker 71 What kind of intro is that? You're supposed to welcome me into the family.

Speaker 59 I did until I couldn't get your attention. I was going to say nice things.

Speaker 71 I've got a bad executive producer.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 30 Join the club.

Speaker 9 Oh.

Speaker 43 Dan Lebatard asks NASCAR driver Ryan Blaney: What is the worst part of the life?

Speaker 3 What is the worst part of the life?

Speaker 36 The worst part?

Speaker 72 Wrecking.

Speaker 36 That sucks.

Speaker 36 That sucks.

Speaker 65 Like, that's the worst thing ever.

Speaker 43 Poppy Levittard translates Spanish music lyrics.

Speaker 22 I will let your hair loose.

Speaker 61 Take off your shirt, though.

Speaker 22 Oh, you're also your panties.

Speaker 35 Not your panties.

Speaker 19 Not your pants.

Speaker 38 Not your panties.

Speaker 38 It's a two for one there, Dan.

Speaker 44 Pazalong, okay, Ben.

Speaker 50 They were not your panties, Dad. They were

Speaker 50 slacks.

Speaker 38 They were slacks.

Speaker 3 i'll take off your slacks dan lebatard tries to give away a gift from a co-worker because we uh get a lot of stuff sent to us like the mar de rosen socks i get in today and um on my desk is the baseball cap i am presently wearing

Speaker 3 and I did not recognize it and so I walked out into the other room and I just asked does anybody want this

Speaker 3 and I'm standing right next to Izzy and with a nice comedic pause, Izzy says, That was my Christmas gift to you.

Speaker 15 The best part was, you didn't just say, What is this?

Speaker 16 You said, Who wants this?

Speaker 11 Right.

Speaker 15 It was

Speaker 50 not only were you curious about it, very quick.

Speaker 16 I need to get this out of, give this away.

Speaker 57 And now he's overcompensating by wearing the hat that he was trying to give away before the show.

Speaker 25 I mean, classic guilt hat.

Speaker 15 How long is that going to stay on?

Speaker 55 Yep, and a aware for a month now. I mean,

Speaker 25 looks great on you.

Speaker 19 Slimming.

Speaker 35 Not so much.

Speaker 43 Stu Gotts calls Texas AM head coach Mike Elko ugly.

Speaker 52 You know, you might win the game, but you're not going to win best-looking coach, okay? Like, you know that, right?

Speaker 19 What?

Speaker 27 What are you talking about?

Speaker 38 What is that question?

Speaker 48 The guy across the side away from you.

Speaker 56 The guy across the side at Mike Elko.

Speaker 70 I thought that competition was still wide open.

Speaker 67 I happen to find Coach Elco to be very attractive.

Speaker 56 Very attractive.

Speaker 52 I told you, but Marcus Freeman is the best-looking person I've ever seen, period.

Speaker 70 All right, now this is getting really uncomfortable.

Speaker 19 Don't worry, Coach.

Speaker 25 Coach Freeman can blow an easy game. We've seen that over the years.

Speaker 45 Oh, geez.

Speaker 43 Dominique Foxworth starts the Keenan Thompson interview with a spicy question.

Speaker 57 Keenan Thompson is here to join us. Thank you, sir.

Speaker 72 What's good with y'all? Good morning.

Speaker 59 Chilling, chilling, chilling. We're having a good time.

Speaker 57 I wanted to start with you with morgan wallen i saw him walk off the set who did he call the n-word and why didn't you punch him

Speaker 48 he's hilarious

Speaker 57 what happens when dad ain't on the show this is just anything goes yeah so i i'll be i'll be clear with you keen i had an interview earlier where i interviewed um steve williams tigers former caddy and i did an awful thing i asked him poor questions and then i moved my microphone while he was answering the question and i hit this button

Speaker 68 While he was answering a question, it was a complete mistake.

Speaker 15 So I'm reeling right now, Keenan. I'm reeling.

Speaker 44 And I'm like, you know what? I got a big star coming up at Keenan Thompson.

Speaker 3 I'm about to have a hell of an interview. I'm going to start it off with a spicy question.

Speaker 72 That's right. That's mad spicy.
To answer your question, I don't know.

Speaker 72 You know, it's how he's feeling, I guess. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even realize, I don't know if he realized what he was doing.

Speaker 43 Jarrett Payton tells the story of Dan Lebetard not recognizing him.

Speaker 70 And the next thing you know, I'm watching you walk towards me and I'm going, took me back to Coral Gables 305. I'm just like, holy cow, it's Dan Lebatard walking towards me.

Speaker 70 And he definitely, he know, he knows who I am. Like, he has to.
He watched me grow up, you know, as a

Speaker 70 kid breath smelling like Similac in

Speaker 70 Miami and Coral Gables. I'm like, he knows me.
Like,

Speaker 70 And when you walked up to me, so gentle, you're like,

Speaker 56 sir,

Speaker 70 do you know where I can find a bathroom?

Speaker 70 And it was that moment where I was like, oh, man, Dan, he doesn't know who I am.

Speaker 48 He has no clue.

Speaker 56 He don't know me.

Speaker 70 Maybe, you know, maybe I've grown up a little bit. Maybe he didn't have the fake diamond studs in my ear from when I was in Miami.
Maybe I don't know what it is.

Speaker 70 And I didn't know what to say to you, Dan, but I go, you know what, sir? Just to let you know, I don't work here.

Speaker 45 And you go, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 70 I said, this is going to make it even more awkward. I'm Jared Payton.

Speaker 45 You're like, oh, my gosh.

Speaker 70 And doing exactly what you're doing right now.

Speaker 72 You,

Speaker 70 it was like you saw a ghost when I told you this.

Speaker 56 Racist.

Speaker 43 Millie Gill has a spicy question for Ohio State quarterback Kyle McCord on God Bless Football.

Speaker 57 Billy, you're going to love love this because it's my understanding that Kyle has a flavored potato chip. Is that accurate, Kyle?

Speaker 38 You do.

Speaker 57 You have a flavored potato chip, don't you? Yeah.

Speaker 25 What's the flavor? What does Kyle taste like?

Speaker 38 Oh, geez.

Speaker 40 Wow, Billy.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 72 Oh, man.

Speaker 72 It's like a sharp cheddar honey barbecue.

Speaker 56 Ooh, that sounds good.

Speaker 48 Yeah, I know. It's legit.

Speaker 43 David Sampson's strange admission to start his interview.

Speaker 57 The great David Sampson's in the building. What up, David?

Speaker 51 How are you? I wish I were in the building. Yeah.
Sadly, I'm just on a little square, but my voice is strong and my bottom is fresh.

Speaker 32 Oh, okay.

Speaker 36 There we go.

Speaker 68 Love that you got a

Speaker 3 flea flicker.

Speaker 38 Everything's down. That's how we start.

Speaker 19 Oh, I love you, man.

Speaker 3 It's a loaded category. How many categories do we have this year? I heard Greg Cody in here taping all of the voiceovers for this.
He was exhausted, but honored.

Speaker 3 Honored to be the longtime voice of the Suez. Who would you guys nominate there for your discomforts? Which one made you the most squeamish?

Speaker 10 Billy brought it strong at the end there.

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Speaker 63 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 3 Billy, somebody has written in here:

Speaker 9 I need

Speaker 9 way more.

Speaker 30 I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 I just said in his headset, haven't you been to all of them too?

Speaker 23 It sounded like you were speaking aloud.

Speaker 17 My bad.

Speaker 17 Totally on me.

Speaker 26 That's 100 on me all right

Speaker 17 stugats

Speaker 25 but that goes without saying right that it couldn't have well now he said it didn't he didn't say anything

Speaker 9 yeah greg

Speaker 37 he apologized

Speaker 67 sincerely this is the dun lebatar show with the stugats

Speaker 3 All right, we've got a number of different things that I have wanted to get to. I still haven't fully discussed this Avery Johnson story.

Speaker 3 The father and the other son have released a joint statement to on3.com. We sincerely apologize for our actions following yesterday's football game in Ireland.

Speaker 3 Senseless bickering escalated into an unnecessary fight. Mark and Anthony wrote in the statement.
We have resolved our differences and take full responsibility for our actions.

Speaker 3 We have apologized to our immediate and extended family and now extend our apologies to Kansas State University, its alumni, and fans.

Speaker 3 I will say that as a symbol, the free-for-all that college sports has become, the father and a son fighting in the parking lot as the college quarterback is playing inside or afterward, that the AAU-ness of it all, the high school meets college, and now there's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 So you're not only going to get it there, you're going to get Halliburton's dad involved in the games and the NBA Finals.

Speaker 3 Some of this family stuff is just going to leak into our lives here because of some of the things that you invite near your huddle with the business of all this.

Speaker 47 Ireland.

Speaker 30 Ireland.

Speaker 37 That seems like Ireland.

Speaker 46 Down to the, oh, we're good.

Speaker 47 Wrapping your arms around one another after

Speaker 5 saying we probably got too far out ahead of ourselves there. That was not a good look.

Speaker 25 We're like two months away from Thanksgiving. Like, that's going to be weird.
Like, you just come, like, ah, we talked it out. We're good now.

Speaker 25 And then you just forget that you were punching each other in a puddle in Ireland.

Speaker 16 How old does a kid have to be, a kid guy?

Speaker 10 I don't know. Is this like a grown adult son?

Speaker 17 Because that's the part.

Speaker 26 Like, is there a line here? Like, where's the line?

Speaker 17 How old does the kid have to be?

Speaker 11 How old is he for this not to be on the other side of the line?

Speaker 3 How old is he?

Speaker 3 And let's, if we can for just a moment examine this, because you guys say, what is Thanksgiving going to be like, my guess is that might be capable of happening during Thanksgiving or in a previous Thanksgiving because I'm guessing we didn't catch him the first time it's happened.

Speaker 3 Like, do you guys think that that's their relationship?

Speaker 3 I understand saying it's Ireland, but once it escalates to that, trust me when I say that if it escalated to that with my with my father in some form, we wouldn't just go back to normal.

Speaker 3 Like, this has to be at least something close to normal. It doesn't, it may be drinking involved, but that's fuel.
That's not

Speaker 9 this is an older brother.

Speaker 17 That makes it a little better for me.

Speaker 10 No, it's still not good.

Speaker 10 I mean, come on, it's as opposed to being a 14-year-old.

Speaker 26 Like, you know, this is, it's better.

Speaker 10 This is not good. I'm not saying it's good.

Speaker 16 I'm just saying better that he's an older brother than a younger brother.

Speaker 36 It would be a one.

Speaker 30 This is a younger brother. That's his borderline.

Speaker 25 Honestly, he should have won the fight. Like, looking at the two of them, I couldn't believe that Bobs was beating the crap out of him in that puddle.
Like, he should have been winning that fight.

Speaker 25 It was a bad look.

Speaker 25 They say that this is behind them.

Speaker 14 This is probably an unpopular thing. Shouldn't be endorsing this or putting it out there.

Speaker 25 He's got to get a shot at his dad. Like,

Speaker 25 he's got to stand up for himself and, you know, not have that be the lasting legacy is him, you know, in a puddle getting beat by his father.

Speaker 25 He needs to, like, he needs to have a new fight video where he's beating his father.

Speaker 3 This becomes sadder the older you make the older brother.

Speaker 35 Chris.

Speaker 3 Well, but how old are the father and the son here

Speaker 3 having this particular interaction?

Speaker 3 Because Mike, you think I'm making some sort of a leap in saying with everything that's changing in college sports that makes it so that Nick Saban can't exist today, somebody who's just lording over the program with all of the control and there are punitive measures that will not allow you to transfer you and your family to another million-dollar economy.

Speaker 3 You don't think that if I put all of that, the business of that around John Morant or Halliburton or a college quarterback or if I'm inviting family economies to our star player now makes $3 million a year.

Speaker 3 You don't think that I'm bringing a level of professionalism that's going to get undercut by the young people and the economics that have no rules around college football right now that anyone can follow.

Speaker 9 No, Ireland.

Speaker 46 What does this have to do with the business of college football?

Speaker 47 A dad and an older brother can fight and be a family squabble anywhere, and it has nothing to do with NIL or the business of college football.

Speaker 46 I would say it has more to do with Ireland.

Speaker 3 It can stand alone as being Ireland, or it could be a hell of an introduction to this series. Again, another season of just wonderful lawlessness in college football.

Speaker 46 It could be certainly an image that you attach to the lawlessness of college football.

Speaker 47 I think college football right now would try to argue that we actually have laws in place.

Speaker 46 I think that taking the opportunity to lump this in with NIL and the business of college football.

Speaker 3 The reason I'm doing it is because college football started this weekend and I'm not talking about the game. And I don't think people are either.
It's like, yeah, great. College football's here.

Speaker 3 Don't expect either of those teams to contend for anything meaningful.

Speaker 3 And also, here's the one story I'm taking from that game, the one that can take me through to another college football game when I can talk about all the shit that excites me, that's entertainment around college football that isn't isn't actually college football.

Speaker 3 When have you ever seen that?

Speaker 46 You're right to talk about it.

Speaker 47 When have we ever seen the star quarterback's dad fight with a brother in a puddle? I've never seen that before in my life.

Speaker 3 I love it as a symbol.

Speaker 23 College football for me hasn't started yet. There was a pretty good game last night or Saturday night.
Nobody cares who won.

Speaker 24 College football starts next weekend with two mega games Saturday and a mega game Sunday night in Miami Gardens.

Speaker 75 As far as this fight goes, I think the age of the father and son is all that matters.

Speaker 74 Because if you have a 30-year-old son fighting a 52-year-old dad, nobody's worried about that.

Speaker 10 52 and 25 is my greatest guess. I don't know for sure, David.

Speaker 26 It's not on the internet, but I'm just.

Speaker 60 If that's the case, I think it's a fair fight, so to speak.

Speaker 3 But no, but.

Speaker 16 So if me and you get into it, it's just that can happen.

Speaker 14 No, because I'm 70.

Speaker 41 If you fight me, nobody's on your side.

Speaker 24 Right.

Speaker 74 You're picking on an older.

Speaker 5 Totally abusive. It's hard.

Speaker 30 There's no bios attached for the family involved, but we know that

Speaker 46 this is Avery Johnson's older brother and Avery Johnson is 20.

Speaker 10 I'm guessing 23 and the dad early 50s.

Speaker 9 Okay, that's fair. That's a fair fight.
That's fair?

Speaker 61 Yeah, that's a fair fight.

Speaker 75 53, you're not old yet.

Speaker 41 You know, you're still feeling it.

Speaker 3 You guys have a different dad situation than I do if you're thinking that any of that is okay, normal, something that is normal inside of a family.

Speaker 3 Like, that would happen once in my family and never again.

Speaker 34 You have to know who instigated it, right?

Speaker 23 You have to know the cause of this.

Speaker 75 Because if I get into a physical fight with my son and I think he started it or he's at fault, if I don't get an apology from him, then it may fester.

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Speaker 63 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 41 He called me on my own podcast.

Speaker 39 He called me full of shit claiming that I'm faking interest in the solar eclipse.

Speaker 14 You do do this. You love to just get excited about everything.

Speaker 39 Okay, Junior.

Speaker 17 Stugats.

Speaker 46 I had to school you and explain to you.

Speaker 14 He was going to take you to Augusta.

Speaker 41 When I was 17 years old, Alan Sherry and I used to haunt the Bueller Planetarium.

Speaker 67 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 5 It may be irresponsible, but that's a hell of a time to ever have your first physical altercation with everyone from Kansas State around you.

Speaker 3 I want to interview them. I don't want a joint statement.
I want to ask about the family dynamics. I've got a lot of follow-up questions here.

Speaker 33 All right, let's work on that. All right.
I'm sure they're in the mood to talk.

Speaker 47 What if you only get one?

Speaker 25 You need both?

Speaker 5 Can we get Iowa State?

Speaker 5 Can we get Rocco Beck, the Iowa State quarterback, to fight his dad, Anthony Becht, former NFL player?

Speaker 25 That'd be cool.

Speaker 10 They are committed to ensuring this doesn't happen again.

Speaker 28 Wow, commitment. How about that?

Speaker 3 Okay, but I've got some follow-up questions.

Speaker 9 We'll move on.

Speaker 46 Bottle placement's unfortunate. You'd agree? Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Showy.

Speaker 3 The Cleveland Browns quarterback situation.

Speaker 3 It is

Speaker 3 laughably funny. that a couple of weeks ago they just sort of announced, yeah, Joe Flacco's our starter.
That gives you no hope right off the start.

Speaker 3 He's going to have a couple of good games, he's going to have a couple of games where he throws four interceptions,

Speaker 3 and uh, that can't be your starting quarterback in today's league. That has to be somebody who comes off your bench for four or five games, regardless.

Speaker 3 Warren Sharp has these stats: the final preseason stats for Shadur Sanders: three completions, 2.3 yards per attempt, a net of minus 27 yards on 11 dropbacks, and five sacks.

Speaker 3 And the context he adds here is that he has nine years of play-by-play preseason stats.

Speaker 3 And Shadur Sanders is the only quarterback to take five-plus sacks on fewer than 15 dropbacks in any preseason game. I've told you that I do very bad quarterback analysis.

Speaker 3 I get it wrong all the time because I find kind of puzzling how these people do the science of measuring whether these people have a future at the position that, if developed over years, can make it so that they can play that game, which is unbelievably fast and violent in the most decisive way.

Speaker 3 Having seen Shador Sanders and the way he plays quarterback, rolling around out there, if you don't have the athleticism of Lamar Jackson, doesn't work. It makes you take a ton of sacks in college.

Speaker 3 And the whole game now is how fast do you make the decisions? When you mentioned Tua before, it's the fastest it's ever been done. Dan Marino was special because it was all quick release.

Speaker 3 People couldn't believe speed and accuracy on how fast it got out. Because if you can buy a second more of time, you can be Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, MVP of the league.

Speaker 3 But if you're not as athletic as them and you try to play the position that way, you're going to look like old Teddy Bridgewater, where anytime you're outside of the pocket, nobody wants you outside of the pocket.

Speaker 3 You're not going to extend plays with his athleticism and the pros. And those numbers are damning.

Speaker 3 Like, I don't know what Cleveland could possibly see that would tell me that that is a professional quarterback based on the sample size you just saw there doesn't make the decisions quickly enough.

Speaker 74 I think it's very fair to say Shadur Sanders needs to prove himself in this league. I don't think that's disrespect.

Speaker 34 And I also think the rest of the NFL right now is thinking to itself, you know what?

Speaker 61 Maybe we weren't that stupid to

Speaker 23 wait and wait and wait and draft him in the third day of the draft.

Speaker 31 The fact that Joe Flacco was named the starter fairly quick simply indicates to me that Shadur Sanders ain't ready, and we all see it, and it's without dispute it doesn't mean he won't turn out to be a very good quarterback but right now he needs time and they're not rushing him yeah but when you're doing the smart thing though the worst thing they could do is Cleveland starts off 0-4 and Shador Sanders stinks and all of a sudden everybody dislikes him instead of waiting for him as the hero that's about to happen those numbers I just gave you though they're pretty damning on decision making on the skill that you're being asked to have right now that is the most important we've seen a sea change at the position.

Speaker 3 People are expecting J.J. McCarthy to be good.
My entire life, the quarterback never comes in and is immediately good, or he's one of the really special ones.

Speaker 3 He's Cam Newton throwing for 400 yards his first game out. The quarterback in my lifetime, now this is something new now, because all of a sudden, Herbert and Tua don't wait.

Speaker 3 It's not about Aaron Rodgers stays on the bench for a couple of years.

Speaker 3 It's Bryce Young, get in there in eight games, and we'll think you're close to done if Andy Dalton doesn't get into a car accident.

Speaker 3 You might be on another team right now because the windows now to measure these people are what, eight games?

Speaker 3 Eight, like legitimately, because of what they've done with the economy of you can get out from under a bad contract now.

Speaker 3 You don't have to sit there with Ryan Lee for two or three years trying to figure it out. What do you do with Shador Sanders? Is there as your quarterback, but your team has no hope, none.

Speaker 3 He's not going to be any good. They're not going to be any good.

Speaker 28 If you're not patient with your rookie quarterback, you have a systemic problem, particularly a rookie quarterback drafted in the round he was drafted.

Speaker 28 You have to go in knowing this is not going to be magic right away. We're going to have to wait a little bit.

Speaker 24 The problem is he's gone to a bad team.

Speaker 75 If he's playing behind Philadelphia's offensive line, he's not sacked five times.

Speaker 24 He's playing behind a bad team.

Speaker 3 He might be. He gets sacked a ton.

Speaker 46 That's an excellent point.

Speaker 30 In Colorado, he never got blamed for it.

Speaker 46 They always put it on the offensive line, and the dynamic there kind of protected him.

Speaker 47 But we know how he played in Colorado. He would hold on to the ball a really, really long time over there.

Speaker 5 Kevin Clark was on part of my take

Speaker 5 a few weeks ago, and he kind of theorized how Cam Ward held on to the ball a little bit when he finally had a good offensive line. It was the opposite when he was at Wazoo.

Speaker 5 But you have quarterbacks that are entering the league now that aren't necessarily from the school of get it out as quickly as possible.

Speaker 5 Usually the sport beats it out of you, but in high school, the hitting rules have changed.

Speaker 47 This is really the first generation that has gone through all levels of football, not really being punished physically for holding on to the ball too long.

Speaker 5 So you might see it more and it might take time to get it beat out of you.

Speaker 3 The thing that people do not realize whenever they stand next to Peyton Manning or Tom Brady is or Ben Roethlisberger is, holy shit, that person's big, right?

Speaker 3 So now make it Lamar Jackson or Josh Allen, where it's someone galloping around and he's more athletic than everyone else and he has the most valuable of gifts in the salary cap.

Speaker 3 It's the most valuable gift. Don't kind of need my running back.
And also, I can extend plays. Does not matter whether my offensive lineman actually does his job.

Speaker 3 Patrick Mahomes doesn't even have that as much anymore. He'll run for eight yards on third and seven, but what they've done to his body already grinds that out of you.

Speaker 3 If you're not, I imagine, Billy, you stood next to Josh Allen. Was the size of him not something that sort of left you in the shade?

Speaker 32 I thought he was going to be bigger.

Speaker 25 I mean, I'm not saying that as like an insult. I was.

Speaker 25 He's a linebacker. Coming off as insulting.
It's not meant that way, but at least tall, though.

Speaker 14 We took a picture next to him. He's like two or three inches taller than me.

Speaker 25 I thought I was surprised. Like, I've seen Joe Burrow in person.

Speaker 37 Joe Burrow looks like an Adonison.

Speaker 3 So he's not that big and he's got a stupid face, is your appraisal of the top of the AFC East?

Speaker 25 No, didn't say the MVP of the league.

Speaker 37 I did not say those things. At certain points, you said both those things.

Speaker 21 You said both of those things.

Speaker 37 Just not together at the same time.

Speaker 9 I did say both of those things.

Speaker 3 Stupid face and not that big.

Speaker 3 I was surprised. Not impressive physically.

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