Hour 1: Amin Finds Out

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Speaker 9 This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stu Gats Podcast.

Speaker 10 What a delight, Zaslow. Look at Amino Hassan joining us on remote here for this hour.

Speaker 10 and we are blessed to have him here because we have not yet gotten to what is obviously the biggest news of the day we failed as a podcast in the modern age we covered great godie we have not talked to the theland trade we have not talked about taylor and travis are engaged the love was real and i mean it amin is someone who doesn't believe in in love uh i mean that's right i don't mind saying it

Speaker 15 i love love That might be your worst intro ever.

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 18 Amina is someone who doesn't believe in love.

Speaker 16 Tombstone, maybe?

Speaker 5 You're right, pal.

Speaker 14 Inaccurate. I love love.
That's very well documented.

Speaker 10 There were many people that were cynical about the love of these two people, and you were one of them. And

Speaker 10 there were a lot more cynics than there were people who thought these two were really in love.

Speaker 10 Have you heard Travis Kelsey's father talk about how in love his young boy is? How in love, like he's he is smitten.

Speaker 10 And there was more, you're not going to tell me that most people in America were cynical about that relationship. For it to end in an engagement, love wins, and Amin who does not love, love, loses.

Speaker 14 I love love, and I was always. Oh, see, that's L.
Duncan.

Speaker 14 Different black person, Dan. Not me.

Speaker 5 Dan.

Speaker 14 He's a lovely person, but that's not me.

Speaker 5 Dan got confused.

Speaker 10 Oh, that is the mistake I made. That is the mistake.

Speaker 10 I'm sorry, Amin. I'm sorry.
I thought you were out.

Speaker 14 I love love, and I love that they love each other. And, you know, me and the Kelsey brothers go way back

Speaker 14 to before Taylor entered the picture. And so I'm just really happy and supportive for them.
And I urge everyone, the public and the media, to give them their privacy.

Speaker 14 Guys, let's not kind of descend like a bunch of falcons trying to grab meat from

Speaker 14 the clutches of a falconeer, right?

Speaker 14 You see this? All these companies are doing.

Speaker 5 He's right.

Speaker 17 What was that?

Speaker 10 What was that?

Speaker 10 Why the clutch?

Speaker 5 An analogy. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Falcon is going to be a little bit different.

Speaker 12 Let L talk, Dan.

Speaker 5 Holding. Yeah, L.

Speaker 14 L. Hassan, L.
Duncan. No, you see all these companies doing all these

Speaker 14 promotions now. Oh, put Taytay and Travis in the promo code and get 20% off.
Like, that's not nice. You can't just use them as an excuse to sell your goods.

Speaker 12 Can I ask you a question? I mean, because the world seemed to stop yesterday when the news came out for whatever reason. And you're right.

Speaker 12 Like, everyone was taking their engagement photo and putting it up with their own comment and just kind of trying to grift off this whole thing.

Speaker 18 And I was thinking similar to you. Like, I mean, okay, they're engaged.

Speaker 12 Like, they're not married yet. Let's just pump the brakes.

Speaker 17 They're just engaged.

Speaker 12 I've seen engagements fall apart all the time. Not that I'm saying that would happen here, but everyone was kind of like poking around and all this stuff.

Speaker 12 And then old chatty Ed Kelsey is coming out and he's spilling all the details to pretty much anyone that would ask him. And I'm kind of like, Ed, what are we doing here, bud?

Speaker 12 Like, what's the end game here, Ed? Like, what are we trying to get out of this? Like, we know Donna got on a reality show and everybody loves Mama Kelsey.

Speaker 12 Like, is this an envy thing with Papa Ed that now he's just out there telling anyone?

Speaker 18 Like, oh, you know, you know, it didn't just happen. I knew that.
This happened two weeks ago.

Speaker 12 I know all the information. I'll tell you all of it.
What's Ed's deal?

Speaker 14 Billy, I'll answer you like this. Imagine if Chris Cody, instead of being married to his lovely wife, was engaged to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 How do you think

Speaker 5 he would behave?

Speaker 16 I mean, does Taylor Swift know how much money you cashed in on the other day, Chris?

Speaker 18 That's true.

Speaker 5 We're not talking about that.

Speaker 14 Let me hold a dollar.

Speaker 14 But yeah, like, how do you think Greg would behave? That's exactly how that's almost to a T what Greg would do.

Speaker 14 Only Greg would have done it sooner.

Speaker 10 What's the end game here, Ed?

Speaker 12 I can't be the only one that wondered that. You didn't think that when you see, like, oh, you know, confirm they've been engaged for years.

Speaker 10 He gave a lot of quotes saying he knew all the details. He knew where the knees were.
Like, you know, where, weren't there two kneelings reported

Speaker 10 that he proposed in a way on one knee, romantically? Like, I don't, I'm confused by why people

Speaker 10 reacted to this the way that they did, where it felt like it was the biggest thing that was happening anywhere in people talking.

Speaker 14 Yes. Dan, it was.

Speaker 14 It was. Yeah, was it not?

Speaker 5 Name something that was not.

Speaker 10 No, but why should it be? Does it not seem extraordinarily surprising?

Speaker 23 Because your English teacher is marrying the gym teacher, Dan.

Speaker 12 Dynamite emoji.

Speaker 24 She's the biggest pop star in the world.

Speaker 23 It's news. People seem interested in their relationship, it would appear.

Speaker 26 And her art is deeply personal in that it's a biographical, autobiographical.

Speaker 14 Mr.

Speaker 12 are we concerned are we concerned about how the music is gonna suffer because you know being too happy no love amin i was thinking and i i'd like to and roy teased it earlier i have a pickle that i think that we may have found ourselves in if you'd like to play the pickle

Speaker 19 how much

Speaker 16 299

Speaker 14 it's a good deal hell of a deal

Speaker 12 So I like you, Amin, I love love, but I'm also a practical man, and I think a lot of people started having this conversation yesterday, and it was, will there be a prenup in this marriage?

Speaker 20 Whoa. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 12 You guys are mens of mean. You guys have prenups? Anyone have a prenup here? Yep.

Speaker 15 Nah, I'm kidding. No prenups?

Speaker 19 I do not.

Speaker 18 No.

Speaker 14 I'm a mean.

Speaker 3 Okay, well. Not a man.

Speaker 14 A mean.

Speaker 12 I don't know how, uh, I don't know how prenups work, but they seem to me to be awkward to bring up the situation of, hey, I love you. I want to make this forever, but maybe it won't be.

Speaker 12 And in the case that it isn't, I want you to have nothing and suffer. So, like, that's what a prenup seems like it is.

Speaker 10 That was a quick conversation with me and my wife. It was super quick because I assumed we were getting a prenup.
So, I'm like, yeah, I'm just going to get a prenup, right?

Speaker 10 And she's like, Yeah, I'll get a lawyer too. And I'm like, Okay, I really don't want to do it that way.

Speaker 12 Well, that would have been fun. Why didn't you do that?

Speaker 5 Oh, I mean, come on, like, what are we doing? No prenup. What are we doing?

Speaker 10 I'm going to get married at 50 years old, and I'm going to say, by way of romance, let's gather up our lawyers

Speaker 16 have you not been told what wives love

Speaker 14 you know who loves it more

Speaker 14 who ex-wives

Speaker 12 because they were once a wife it doesn't go away and now the love is gone for you it grows yeah well anywho friends so The prenup might be coming, and the prenup obviously will be more so to protect Taylor than Travis, because Taylor has, I don't know if you guys have have heard this,

Speaker 12 a lot of money.

Speaker 16 Is she worth over a billion dollars?

Speaker 12 I think so.

Speaker 16 Think about this. Has an athlete ever married a woman

Speaker 18 worth a billion dollars? Tom Brady?

Speaker 12 Tom Brady. Tom Brady.

Speaker 16 Giselle Bunching, do you think it was worth a billion dollars?

Speaker 5 I don't think Giselle's worth a billion dollars.

Speaker 20 No way.

Speaker 25 No, yes, she was better than you.

Speaker 14 No way. Better pump your brakes.

Speaker 3 A billion dollars.

Speaker 14 Ill of Giselle?

Speaker 5 No, we're not speaking ill.

Speaker 5 Saying someone's not a billionaire is not speaking ill of them.

Speaker 12 Hey, Amin, you're not a billionaire.

Speaker 27 The internet says she's worth $400 million, so maybe we were wrong.

Speaker 16 So not even close.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 10 But she was. Okay, but Giselle Bunchen made more money in her career than Tom Brady.

Speaker 24 Yeah, when you started saying that.

Speaker 26 And then Brady made more money.

Speaker 12 But also, not a billion dollars. Also, it's funny to say you're worth $400 million.
You're not even close to a billion.

Speaker 22 But she's not.

Speaker 17 Which is true.

Speaker 12 She's further away from a billion than she is.

Speaker 16 She's closer to having no money.

Speaker 17 Than a billion.

Speaker 12 Billion dollars seems to be a lot of money.

Speaker 16 It sounds like Giselle Bunchen might be broke.

Speaker 12 Closer to being broke than a billionaire for sure.

Speaker 7 But she did get divorced from Tom.

Speaker 10 Put it on the poll at Lebetard show.

Speaker 10 That's a good point, Billy. We don't know what.
No one knows their prenup is a divorce.

Speaker 5 There might have been a prenup.

Speaker 12 There could have been a situation where Tom said prenup and Giselle said, I'll get my lawyers.

Speaker 10 So what's the pickle here?

Speaker 12 All right, so here's the pickle.

Speaker 24 Just so you know, we cited the internet. Times of India says Giselle's now worth more than Tom, but also citing the divorce as to why.

Speaker 12 Yikes.

Speaker 18 All right, so here's the pickle.

Speaker 12 We would assume that the prenup would protect Taylor from losing, you know, half of her stuff or whatever it is, should this marriage that hasn't happened yet, should it not work out?

Speaker 12 Now, if you're Travis, I think you have some leverage here, right?

Speaker 12 You say, you know what, babe, or whatever he calls Taylor, you know what, babe, I would love to sign that prenup, but included in that prenup, I would like a stipulation.

Speaker 12 I will not get half of your stuff. However, should this not work out, there will be no love songs written about our relationship.

Speaker 12 And now Taylor needs to decide,

Speaker 12 I can make, I don't know if you know this, she's made a lot of money off of Heartbreak.

Speaker 12 So, if this marriage does not work out, she could make a ton of money off of this failed relationship.

Speaker 12 And she could potentially make more than half of the money she presently has at time of marriage.

Speaker 27 Can you imagine the Travis album?

Speaker 26 Calvin Harris did not like breaking up with her because he became art.

Speaker 12 So, if you're Taylor, you're in a pickle. Do I give up half of my stuff on the front end knowing I can make up more on the back end because of the heartbreak?

Speaker 12 Or do I protect my assets now?

Speaker 5 That, my friends, is a pickle.

Speaker 14 Follow me if you will, Billy.

Speaker 14 What if Travis, rather than negotiate for no love songs about me,

Speaker 14 negotiates a percentage of all proceeds off of Love Songs About Me? Hmm. So, you can do it, but in the words of Easy E, Dre Day only made Easy Payday, right?

Speaker 14 I'm just going to get richer as you make songs about me.

Speaker 10 Wasn't Ed also saying that Taylor Swift was getting a little antsy? Who was quoted as saying that she was.

Speaker 12 That's Chatty Ed. Guy won't shut up.

Speaker 10 So wait a minute. How are we feeling about that? How are we feeling about Chatty Ed?

Speaker 17 That's great.

Speaker 7 That's what I told you. Ed, shut up.

Speaker 10 Chatty Ed.

Speaker 14 I love how I said, follow me if you will, and then nobody followed me. You're like, no, that's a bad idea.
I mean, no, why would he want to cuddle that money?

Speaker 5 No, I said, if you will, we won't.

Speaker 14 I know.

Speaker 14 That's what I said.

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Speaker 26 I lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting and low carb, so now I'm getting back to it.

Speaker 27 But how much in that six to eight hour window, how much can you eat? Unlimited? If I could just eat unlimited, I'd do that.

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Speaker 5 No, no. I mean,

Speaker 9 this is the Dan Lebatar show with the two guys

Speaker 10 you guys don't think it speaks as a symbol to our

Speaker 10 numbing

Speaker 10 love of nonsense that everyone would stop to talk about their love after a whole lot of people questioned that their love was real and now still question if their love is real right you're telling them

Speaker 14 you're the one questioning whether

Speaker 14 we think I love love yes I've always thought it's a love story I know I know Travis way before for Taylor and I saw the look in his eyes. Saw him change his haircut.

Speaker 14 That's not fake love. That's real love.

Speaker 27 Based off the flowers, she had to know it was coming, right? Like, this had to be...

Speaker 27 I'm not saying that. I believe the love is real, but she knew she was getting proposed to.

Speaker 27 The professional photographer also is probably a hint.

Speaker 1 But it's just like she walks into this thing.

Speaker 27 Like, I just imagine her, like, oh, I'm not getting proposed to here. This is just the most beautiful setting I've ever been in.

Speaker 12 Yeah. It doesn't seem like...

Speaker 12 It doesn't seem like that's normally his yard, to Chris's point.

Speaker 14 His yard probably doesn't have those floral arches around and all of those you know arrangements there you guys are so ignorant you think that there's not a professional photographer around taylor swift at all times you think when she walks into any yard they haven't already staged it everything she does is a production why would it just be a regular yard all of a sudden if anything if he had done it in a regular looking yard that would have thrown up like some imagine if he just did it at like chilies yeah that would have smacked that would have been awesome i would have been like now now that's how you do it.

Speaker 14 That is Chili's.

Speaker 9 That is Chili's.

Speaker 12 Babe, two for 25. What do we think?

Speaker 19 Right.

Speaker 25 Like, ride the Dante.

Speaker 5 Be humble with it.

Speaker 14 The baby back ribs are coming right around that corner. That is Chili's.

Speaker 10 Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Lebatard Show. Bigger star, Freddie Fitz or Jonathan Zaszlo,

Speaker 10 because I feel like we now have beef at ESPN Radio where Zaszlo's saying he's a bigger star than Freddie Fitz. Isn't that what's being claimed?

Speaker 18 Well, it's not a person. It's not a real person.

Speaker 17 It is the problem.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 17 Hardy Craig.

Speaker 5 Nobody's with him.

Speaker 10 No, but it's not a real person, but it is a real person.

Speaker 10 That's the thing. That's the thing.
It is a real person, but now we've put Zaszlo in a bad spot. So I should probably back away from the poll.

Speaker 12 Do you guys think, because I think this is the thing, Zaz, you might follow me on this. I mean, you might follow me on this.

Speaker 15 I mean, follow us.

Speaker 25 Do you guys think, like, I know there's always

Speaker 12 talk about the ring afterwards amongst, you know, the friends.

Speaker 18 I was expecting more.

Speaker 12 Look at the ring. What do you think? And

Speaker 12 I'm sure sure that oftentimes, I shouldn't say oftentimes, but I'm sure sometimes the person who was proposed to, the friends are like, ooh, like that's, yeah, that's nice, but they're not, like, don't mean it.

Speaker 12 And then, like, the person who has the ring on is like, yeah, it's the best that he could do.

Speaker 23 You know, like, he tried, whatever.

Speaker 12 You think that's a situation with, with Taylor where it's like, yeah, this is like a seven-karat diamond.

Speaker 23 It's like, yeah, but, you know, he's just a tight end. It's all he could really do for me.

Speaker 12 I, you know, he loves me, though. I'll accept this ring.

Speaker 18 I was underwhelmed by it, if I'm being honest.

Speaker 10 It's so big.

Speaker 21 I know the rock's big, big, but I just, I like a little, I like a little glitz.

Speaker 12 Yeah, but look, Ronaldo changed the game in terms of rings. Like, he proposed with a Super Bowl ring not too long ago.

Speaker 27 Yeah, to me, the Ronaldo won much better.

Speaker 14 Are these the same hands? No.

Speaker 12 No, they're different rings.

Speaker 27 On the left is Taylor Swift. On the right is Ronaldo's.

Speaker 22 I understand why you look why you asked that, though. They look identical.

Speaker 12 One is yours, one is L.

Speaker 14 Okay. All right.
No, I like this. This is classy.
That's what it is. They're classy.
That's why they did it at a Chili's as opposed to the Taj Mahal.

Speaker 10 Okay, so you guys are unimpressed, but you don't know anything about...

Speaker 13 I don't either, by the way.

Speaker 10 I don't know anything about diamonds. The one Ronaldo got is giant, but that seems like I understand that the worth of it is

Speaker 10 something that people would want, but it looks ridiculous. It looks like one of those championship rings that David Sampson wears that is bigger than three-fourths of his finger.

Speaker 19 I got to tell you, what's the old adage?

Speaker 26 It needs to be two months' worth of salary?

Speaker 5 What?

Speaker 19 The engagement ring.

Speaker 16 So expensive.

Speaker 22 I think that Travis went on the cheap here.

Speaker 12 That's what I'm saying. And then people are questioning her.
You know, whoever's in her life, her circle, Selena Gomez, whatever.

Speaker 12 And Selena is also engaged, I believe. So now they're comparing rings.
And you're not going to be done up by Benny Blanco, Dan.

Speaker 18 Come on.

Speaker 11 He's on his bachelor trip.

Speaker 18 I've heard.

Speaker 22 He went to Vegas. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 12 I noticed we didn't see photos from that, but we saw plenty photos of Selena on her bachelorette trip. Dan, your thoughts?

Speaker 14 You guys are so Miami. Always going for the gaudy over the top.
Make it bigger. Make more diamonds.
This is class. This is sophistication.

Speaker 14 This is a subtle nod to, oh, this is of value, but we're not going over the top. If you know, you know.

Speaker 14 And that's how Travis has always been, because I've known him for a long time, since way before Taylor Swift.

Speaker 12 There's nothing subtle about either of those rings, just to be clear.

Speaker 10 Is two months indeed the rule? I did not know that as a rule. I was not familiar with

Speaker 13 what

Speaker 10 it sounds right. So you guys just are saying it sounds right.

Speaker 14 Two months of salary on a ring it's a marketing it was a marketing ploy by the beers company that owns 90 of the world's diamond supply so they're just like two months of salary just so they could artificially inflate prices feels like a lot two months i mean is it pre-tax or post-tax two months also

Speaker 10 yeah we talk gross or net yeah good questions as put it on the poll at levittard show uh is it gross or net

Speaker 10 are you thinking back to what yours cost dan like did i overpay did i underpay well i'm actually trying to think back to what rule i was trying to figure out because i i i couldn't i didn't know how to do it so i just like

Speaker 10 i had to ask around to get expertise from people because i didn't have any idea what i was doing you guys did mike Mike, get me a ring for my wife.

Speaker 10 You got, okay, so you guys knew how to do all of that. You guys, okay, show me experts in romance.

Speaker 27 It's usually a conversation you have at some point about like, what would you be into?

Speaker 19 What would it kind of look like?

Speaker 12 And you get ideas.

Speaker 16 You can't just leave it up to Travis Kelsey to figure out what Taylor Swift is going to like in her ring.

Speaker 17 She for sure picked that up.

Speaker 16 She definitely told him exactly what she wanted.

Speaker 22 Two-month salary of Travis Kelsey is $2.8 million.

Speaker 22 Yeah, no, you go.

Speaker 27 I'm seeing the national average is between $5,500 and $6,000 on an engagement ring.

Speaker 10 Hold on, though, Mike, you're not including the

Speaker 10 podcast. Like,

Speaker 10 you're not including endorsements. You're not including Happy Gilmore.
You're not including...

Speaker 10 Travis Kelsey's salary of two months is much, his football salary, it might be small compared to the endorsements.

Speaker 5 i think by percentage of income travis kelcey went on the cheap here with this ring that's i'm kind of thinking may have happened here i think all of our significant others have by percentage more impressive rings

Speaker 10 hmm congratulations uh put it on the poll please jujuat lebatard show i can't believe we're saying this did travis kelcey go cheap on the ring uh it's unbelievable that you guys are doing this i've also heard that like super rich like rings, like those two rings, probably, right?

Speaker 12 I think they then make like replicas of them. And like that ring is probably hardly ever going to be worn.
That's going to be like in a vault somewhere.

Speaker 17 What's the point?

Speaker 12 And then you wear one with a fake diamond that's identical in size. And that way, if you get mugged or whatever, you lose it while you're scuba diving or whatever happened to Kim Kardashian's earring.

Speaker 12 She's like in the Maldives and it falls off while she jumps off of the thing. Like then you just lose a fake one that's also equally expensive.

Speaker 12 Well, not equally, but also expensive, but not as expensive.

Speaker 19 I think she definitely has insurance.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that's why you get insurance.

Speaker 26 And designers probably foaming at the mouth to be put on that paw.

Speaker 25 So they probably got a deal on that ring.

Speaker 21 Man, this is crazy.

Speaker 29 I bet you he spent like maybe seven grand.

Speaker 12 Maybe.

Speaker 14 I bet you he got paid to do it.

Speaker 12 I'll do an Instagram post for you.

Speaker 16 How nervous do you think friends are?

Speaker 16 Like, if you're a friend with Travis Kelsey, but you're not like the close, you're not a best friend, but you're close enough to wonder, are you going to make the cut for the wedding?

Speaker 5 Because you want to be at that wedding.

Speaker 14 that's a fun wedding that's that's the position i'm in right now i'm trying to figure out whether i'm going to make the cut or not i will not someone who's well i mean i've been there i've been loyal i've been there since before everything so well call him right now let's congratulate him since you're so close with him i can't because i use my phone as my camera what would you get him as a gift that's a tough wedding gift to get oh no the registry i just go off the registry man don't try to be funny

Speaker 10 like a yacht on their registry wait you guys think that that's what they would go with these two people would just go registry Yeah, like Creighton Barrow, Target, Macy.

Speaker 17 I'm just picturing them walking around Target. Yeah, I could see her walking around.

Speaker 17 Exactly.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 12 You think Rashi Rice is going to go to the wedding, Zaz? Whoa.

Speaker 16 Well, are you asking me if he's going to go or be invited?

Speaker 12 Invited.

Speaker 22 I'm going no. Really? He might be suspended for it.

Speaker 12 Xavier Worthy? No.

Speaker 10 Oof. So, wait, you guys are saying that he can't invite all his chiefs' teammates.
He has to have the awkwardness of, okay, six of you can come? Yeah.

Speaker 27 No, it's probably like a dozen or so.

Speaker 18 Spags.

Speaker 10 Really? You guys, you guys.

Speaker 16 That might have been his coordinator.

Speaker 12 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 14 Dan, if it comes down to Isaiah Pacheco or me, I mean, there's hard decisions to make.

Speaker 10 Wait, but so you, you guys, explain to me the awkwardness in the locker room when Travis Kelsey stops at nine.

Speaker 16 Yeah, like that's a good one. Guys, there are guys in that locker room, like, man, I hope I get to go.
That's going to be a fun wedding. But nope, you didn't make the cut.

Speaker 17 That's going to happen. You think, though?

Speaker 5 You think Buck Sher makes it?

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 12 They're friends, I think. I think Areza is not going to be at that way.

Speaker 16 Taylor Swift probably doesn't like him so much.

Speaker 22 I don't know.

Speaker 27 Harrison's probably an interesting conversation between them two.

Speaker 12 I think that you could hide him in the invites, right? Like, I don't think Taylor's going to notice if Harrison is there.

Speaker 12 Maybe when he, you know, tells all the women get off the dance floor.

Speaker 18 It's time for the men to dance.

Speaker 5 But Taylor's got to have some right-leaning family members.

Speaker 19 Is that what you have happening?

Speaker 5 I don't have it happening. It's like, so wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Now this is going to be a thing.

Speaker 23 Just as a joke, now this is going to be a thing.

Speaker 5 Consequences. I want to be clear.

Speaker 5 I want to be.

Speaker 17 He doesn't like being married to his takes.

Speaker 5 I want to be.

Speaker 12 I just like to josh around, you know, and all of a sudden.

Speaker 10 No, I, but okay. So.

Speaker 18 Noah Gray, you think he'll be there?

Speaker 5 Same position.

Speaker 27 Yeah, position room.

Speaker 17 Same position.

Speaker 5 All the tight ends go. Everybody in that room.
We have moved on. Creed Humphrey.

Speaker 5 Every single person in that room.

Speaker 17 Starting lineman, I think, can go.

Speaker 18 Well, Creed Humphrey's a center.

Speaker 21 How about former teammates?

Speaker 12 That's a great question.

Speaker 17 Like going back to the other story.

Speaker 5 Tony Gonzalez, dude.

Speaker 19 Tyreek? No.

Speaker 20 No, Tyreek's not getting that.

Speaker 14 No, Tyreek.

Speaker 12 No, probably not Tyreek.

Speaker 26 I think Nick Wright tries to see where he fits in.

Speaker 14 Wow.

Speaker 14 He's my plus one. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Nick might go.

Speaker 15 He might.

Speaker 12 Invited or not, he'll be there.

Speaker 24 Do you think this is going to be the biggest wedding of our lifetimes?

Speaker 18 It's our royal wedding.

Speaker 5 I think. Obviously.

Speaker 18 What was our previous royal wedding?

Speaker 12 What is second place? Was it Kim and Chris Humphreys?

Speaker 5 I'm still.

Speaker 20 We don't need to go back to anything that's happened in the past.

Speaker 17 We're moving along.

Speaker 21 You know which one I'm excited for if it happens?

Speaker 25 Adele and Rich Paul.

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 5 that already happened. Did it? They're married.

Speaker 17 Oh, I mean, you got invited.

Speaker 12 So you weren't that interested.

Speaker 14 Come on, man.

Speaker 22 Where are you at?

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 5 When did that happen?

Speaker 10 Clearly, not that interested. Clearly and obviously, you can't wait for that to happen, but you did wait.
You didn't even notice.

Speaker 17 You don't care.

Speaker 22 Kudos to them.

Speaker 25 They kept that one pretty secret.

Speaker 19 Not really.

Speaker 10 So.

Speaker 27 i gotta hear that they're just engaged did lebron give a speech

Speaker 12 uh she was engaged in a concert august 2024 they're not married amino yeah

Speaker 5 unless a meal

Speaker 10 secretly married and just blew up the spot oh like like greg cody because he's in league circles

Speaker 10 So, Billy, just to be clear.

Speaker 12 I don't know what we need to be clear about. We're talking about Adele and Rich Paul right now.
Keep up, Dan.

Speaker 12 Let's move fast.

Speaker 10 You've got Travis Kelsey going into the locker room and everyone wants to go and he has to say in private in front of everybody

Speaker 10 Only eight of you are gonna be invited

Speaker 27 usually when you give these kind of speeches It's a guy's budget We just don't have room like what is he gonna say?

Speaker 25 But he's gonna be able to say like I saved a bunch of money on that ring. I mean the internet is saying they're not married So either you screwed up or you were wrong.

Speaker 22 You need to clarify yeah those are the same thing

Speaker 5 no

Speaker 10 he might have screwed up and revealed something that is known inside nba league circles that the rest of the people don't because any any internet would not corroborate this he's not he's not a journalist though amin doesn't uh right amin does not uh saszlo's the only journalist we have around here right amin broke a giant like fbi story like a couple weeks i think he might have been gone when he did that he broke that story about the heat heist across the street Yeah, I did do that.

Speaker 10 He's also been on Pablo Torrey Finds Out, and the Malik Beasley story has had some developments that I was wanting your expertise on. But if we could just go back to the wedding first.

Speaker 25 Yeah, are Adele and Rich Paul married, or did you just get that wrong?

Speaker 14 So this is what I have Travis Kelsey doing, is standing up in front of the middle locker room and saying to everybody, look, only eight guys can go. And I know what you're thinking.
Oh, did I make it?

Speaker 14 Did I not make it? But this is a football team. We're a meritocracy.
So what we're going to do is have a competition for it. And then the cameras come out and it's on the Amazon Prime show.

Speaker 14 And who gets to be in Travis Kelsey's wedding? And then we have like week by week. And people vote until we have a final ceremony.

Speaker 14 And he's handing out, what are those things called with the button onto the thing that the groomsmen wear? One of those things. And if you get one of those, you get to go to the wedding.

Speaker 16 How mad is Clutch Sports going to be when they find out you revealed that Rich Paul's married?

Speaker 14 I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 22 LeBron did post mysterious photos from what appeared to be a wedding with Kevin Love. And he was there with Kevin Love, and they were golfing, but he never said whose wedding it was.

Speaker 11 I'm like, wow,

Speaker 25 did Rich Paul and Adele secretly get married? And I never, I just kept on living my life. And now it seems as though Amian found out.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Did not.

Speaker 14 That's Pablo's show. He finds out.
By the way, I recorded an episode of Pablo Torrey Finds Out that comes out, I believe, in about a week and a half.

Speaker 19 Spoil it. What'd you say?

Speaker 5 It's a beast.

Speaker 25 It's about Adele Adele getting married to Rich Paul.

Speaker 14 It is.

Speaker 14 It's going to be a massive, massive.

Speaker 14 It's one of those things where, you know, everyone was like, oh my God, Pablo did it again when the NFL thing and the Beasley thing.

Speaker 10 No, this is the biggest one. This is the biggest one.

Speaker 5 This is the biggest one.

Speaker 14 This is the biggest one by far. This is way bigger than Bill Belichick.

Speaker 3 Everything.

Speaker 12 Is this the September 4th one? He keeps teasing.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's got a giant one in the holster. He just went on vacation.

Speaker 10 Pablo's doing this so casually that he's going to drop a Pablo at the top of September that's going to be bigger than all the other Pablo's by a good amount.

Speaker 22 I like to say drop a Pablo is

Speaker 26 an interesting way to phrase it.

Speaker 12 We're also raising the bar on expectations here because

Speaker 12 the shuttle butt out there is that Amin is that Pablo's revealing the Epstein list. That's what people think is going to happen.

Speaker 12 And I don't think, I mean, unless Amin has a reason to be on that episode, I don't think that's what's going to happen on Amin's episode.

Speaker 19 Pablo might have friends on the list.

Speaker 28 Who knows? A lot of innocent people.

Speaker 12 It's also a bad place where that's the bar for Pablo now. It's like, oh, you don't have the Epstein list?

Speaker 22 Loser.

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Speaker 9 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 29 They would try to

Speaker 29 bring in some minority characters, and you could...

Speaker 7 Yeah, they tried.

Speaker 10 Luy Aguirre was one of them.

Speaker 10 They tried to dabble in Latin flavors and they went.

Speaker 29 Maurice Chestnut was one.

Speaker 17 Morris.

Speaker 29 A Morris Chestnut. I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 God, what a beefcake in that show.

Speaker 22 Miranda, why didn't you stay with him?

Speaker 29 I mean, we're going to go with Steve on this one. Seriously?

Speaker 9 Stugats.

Speaker 22 Oh, no.

Speaker 29 Clear out. I have to issue her an apology.

Speaker 22 Uh-oh. Oh, no.
Oh, no.

Speaker 29 Is it a Sex in the City apology?

Speaker 26 I would like to formally apologize to Blair Underwood for calling him Morris Chestnut.

Speaker 5 Oh, no.

Speaker 17 Wow. Look.
L.A. Law, man.
Come on, yo.

Speaker 9 This is the Don Levatar Show with the Stukats.

Speaker 15 What are you here for?

Speaker 10 Weekend Observations, which we're going to begin right now. But I did want something Malik Beasley related from him before we did that.
But we got to get to weekend observations. So no time.

Speaker 10 It is time for it

Speaker 9 to share his game notes.

Speaker 9 No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy.

Speaker 14 Weekend Observations is presented by Miller Light.

Speaker 14 Then

Speaker 14 it started with a concert

Speaker 14 followed by a podcast mention

Speaker 14 followed by a two-year courtship

Speaker 14 culminating with the news of the summer

Speaker 14 and just like that

Speaker 14 make no mistake

Speaker 14 Travis Kelsey is off the market.

Speaker 14 Congrats Travis and Tay Tay.

Speaker 14 I hope as you make your wedding invitation list,

Speaker 14 you remember the people in your life

Speaker 14 from before the celebrity.

Speaker 14 Those who were there for you

Speaker 14 before you were in People magazine.

Speaker 14 I'm talking, of course, of myself.

Speaker 14 I went to that New Heights Super Bowl party before it was cool.

Speaker 14 Everybody else flocked after Taylor into the picture. I was there before.

Speaker 14 Never forget.

Speaker 14 Arch Manning.

Speaker 14 Saying the target's not on our back. We have a red dot on everyone else's.

Speaker 27 Winner.

Speaker 14 Deion sanders

Speaker 14 says he's praying for shiloho to get another shot after getting waived

Speaker 14 what he should be praying for

Speaker 14 is georgia tech forfeiting this weekend

Speaker 14 i'll be there really brian yeah i'll be there leaving on thursday

Speaker 14 brian winhurst writing a piece about lebron and kd's unprecedented 20-year rivalry

Speaker 14 Only made me think

Speaker 14 who's going to hate this being called a rivalry more?

Speaker 14 LeBron or KD

Speaker 14 my money's on KD he hates everything

Speaker 14 Caden Salter

Speaker 14 will start a QB for Colorado

Speaker 14 can't believe he's black

Speaker 14 Haynes King will start a QB for Georgia Tech

Speaker 14 still can't believe he's not black

Speaker 14 that is an upset that is an upset if you put their pictures side by side and I asked you which one was which you'd call the white guy Caden and you call the black guy guy Haynes.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 13 you are correct.

Speaker 14 Danny Parkins of FS1,

Speaker 14 interviewing Jeff Van Gundy for his book,

Speaker 14 then wrapping the interview by asking him to write the foreword.

Speaker 14 Danny, the Stugats is very strong in you.

Speaker 14 Him and his co-author Ben Kaplan are on basketball Illuminati this week, wherever you get podcasts. They wrote this book, Pipeline to the Pros.
It's really good.

Speaker 14 Spencer Rattler,

Speaker 14 Starting at QB week one for the Saints over Tyler Shuck.

Speaker 5 Man.

Speaker 10 Man. Who cares? Oh, my God.
Who cares? Say that again to people. Like that, how, how, I am so sorry, New Orleans Saints fans.

Speaker 10 Like, I am just, you're in salary cap-hell and Spencer Rattler just won your quarterback competition.

Speaker 5 Good God.

Speaker 14 Also, Tyler Shuck, spell your name right or pronounce it right? One of the two.

Speaker 21 How does he spell it?

Speaker 14 He spells it S-H-O-U-G-H, but I have to Google how you say it. You say it shuck.
I was like, is it shuff or show?

Speaker 14 And they're like, shuck. And I'm like, no.

Speaker 14 No.

Speaker 14 Georgia Tech Safety Lamiles Brooks-Powell Lee.

Speaker 22 What do you say?

Speaker 14 Saying about Colorado.

Speaker 14 Quote, I know they bring out celebrities. They do all this crazy stuff, but we're playing football.

Speaker 14 Winner.

Speaker 10 Really?

Speaker 14 But also,

Speaker 14 Georgia Tech is bringing out some celebrities of their own, man.

Speaker 14 Me. Oh, come on.
I'm the celebrities.

Speaker 10 Are you the biggest celebrity? Are you the biggest celebrity fan that Georgia Tech football has?

Speaker 14 I'm the biggest non-athlete celebrity fan that Georgia Tech has. They have, obviously, guys like Megatron and stuff like that.
They don't count.

Speaker 14 I'm the real celebrity. I have to make myself.
I didn't do it by just playing a sport. Get out of here.

Speaker 12 Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker 14 He didn't go to tech, man. I don't believe it.

Speaker 10 What do you mean? You can't just...

Speaker 17 What?

Speaker 22 I don't believe it.

Speaker 14 Show me your transcripts.

Speaker 14 What do you do when you

Speaker 10 Why are you doing that to Jeff Foxworthy?

Speaker 5 Like, what do you, I don't know.

Speaker 10 Show me your transcripts, Jeff Foxworthy.

Speaker 14 It's a hard school, man. You ain't get through it with you might be a redneck.
That's not getting the job done.

Speaker 13 All right, put it on the poll.

Speaker 10 Is you might be a redneck getting the job done at Georgia Tech.

Speaker 14 No child.

Speaker 14 If he did, he went to like the School of Management or something like that.

Speaker 17 Graduate

Speaker 27 in 1979.

Speaker 14 It wasn't even an institute back then. It was called like

Speaker 14 something, Cumberland College or some shit like that. I don't know.

Speaker 16 Wow. Didn't realize we were gatekeeping at Georgia Tech.

Speaker 14 We are always...

Speaker 14 If he didn't have to do CS 1501, he didn't go to tech. How about that?

Speaker 20 Oh, wait, he never graduated. I see that here.

Speaker 27 He left before graduating in 1979.

Speaker 10 There you go. Oh, wait a minute.
That changes the discussion entirely. Then does Amin go right back to being the most famous graduate non-athlete division at Georgia Tech?

Speaker 12 Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 14 Jimmy Carter didn't go. He got like a graduate degree.
That doesn't count. Peanut farmer.

Speaker 14 Again, if you didn't take CS 1501, don't talk to me about going to tech. 1972, 1980 52.

Speaker 14 CS 1501. The Widowmakers, what they call that.

Speaker 10 These fools think it's easy as an engineering school to get an institute. 1970.

Speaker 10 When did Georgia Tech become an institute that was famous for we bring some of the best engineers through here?

Speaker 10 The widowmaker? Tell me more about this class.

Speaker 14 Okay, so Dan, so at regular engineering schools in the country, they're like, okay, you need to learn how to program. You need to code.
So what do we do?

Speaker 14 C ⁇ , Java, whatever the language was at the time, right? Python now or whatever. At Georgia Tech, they were like, that's too easy.
We're going to invent our own coding language.

Speaker 14 So that way people can't cheat. But then you say, well, what if they cheat off of one another?

Speaker 14 Well, they had this thing way before they were AI checkers and shit like that.

Speaker 14 They had a program that ran your code against everyone else's code, not only in your section, not only in your class, but everyone who's taken the class in the prior three years.

Speaker 14 And if it hit a similarity score of above a certain percentage, you automatically got an F. Now, here's the part that is really cruel.

Speaker 14 They wouldn't tell you, they would let you go the entire semester like a dumbass, thinking, oh, I'm getting good grades and stuff.

Speaker 14 And at the end of it, you get your semester and grade, and it would be an F. You're like, what happened? Like, oh, yeah, you failed the cheap finder.

Speaker 14 That's the Georgia Tech I went to, not peanut farming, and you might be a redneck.

Speaker 26 Highly educated, but still not smart enough to not blow up a Dell spot.

Speaker 5 Good trouble, dog.

Speaker 27 Jimmy Carter spent one year at Georgia Tech before transferring to the Naval Academy.

Speaker 20 Exactly.

Speaker 12 He was like Navy Reserves at Georgia Tech.

Speaker 18 A coward.

Speaker 21 I went to MDC.

Speaker 22 I enjoyed that.

Speaker 17 The Navy.

Speaker 14 You know what? It's easier than Georgia Tech.

Speaker 10 Put it on the poll at Levitrack Show. Is the Navy easier than Georgia Tech?

Speaker 7 Amin, you went to school with Harrison Butker.

Speaker 14 Did he go to Georgia Tech?

Speaker 12 That's what the internet says, but they've been wrong about everyone else so far.

Speaker 14 He didn't take CS 1501.

Speaker 26 I mean, the internet told us earlier that Rich Paul and and Adele weren't married.

Speaker 14 But to be fair, there are also not a whole lot of women at Georgia Tech, so maybe Harrison Bucker did go there.

Speaker 16 Amin, are you trying to tell me you're more famous than Roman Reigns?

Speaker 14 Roman Reigns is an athlete. He's an athlete.
He played on the football team. He doesn't count.
Keep up, Zaszlo.

Speaker 10 Man, Amin's kicking ass. Bigger star, Freddie Fitz or Jonathan Zaszlo at Lebatard Show.

Speaker 14 What do you do when you think someone has blocked you

Speaker 14 but you never had a negative interaction with them? I'd love to text them to ask,

Speaker 14 but I'm blocked.

Speaker 14 The Holy Grail MJ Kobe card sold for $12.9 million.

Speaker 14 No word yet as to whether it also came out of a storage closet at Kasaya Center.

Speaker 14 I broke that story where you've gone, Dan.

Speaker 10 Really?

Speaker 14 Yeah, a guy stole a whole bunch of memorabilia, sold it for a shit ton of money.

Speaker 14 Speaking of a shit ton of money, Chris Cody

Speaker 14 won a shit ton of money playing poker. Debatable.
Chris, I was unfamiliar with your game.

Speaker 14 Also, Chris,

Speaker 14 let me hold a dollar.

Speaker 14 Let's see.

Speaker 17 12 grand. It goes, oh, let's see here.
12 grand.

Speaker 3 Because it closed on me. Yeah, 12 grand.

Speaker 14 Tyler Phillips of the Marlins slapping himself as he runs out of the bullpen.

Speaker 14 Electric.

Speaker 14 Mike Ryan and Jessica Smitana telling me Avery Johnson was white when in fact he is not.

Speaker 14 I'm sending you both to the Jonathan Coachman Hall of Shame.

Speaker 14 Anthony Johnson,

Speaker 14 brother of Avery Johnson,

Speaker 14 losing a fist fight to Mark Johnson, father of Avery Johnson. By Zazzle Mansion rules got to wait another six months

Speaker 16 Everyone knows the rules.

Speaker 14 Yep. Cal Raleigh,

Speaker 14 first player to hit 20 home runs from each side of the plate.

Speaker 14 Historic.

Speaker 14 Cal Raleigh, first primary catcher to hit 50 home runs in a season.

Speaker 14 Iconic. Cal Raleigh, on pace to break Aaron Judge's single season AL home run record.

Speaker 14 Legendary.

Speaker 14 Cal Raleigh still could put you out of a lineup.

Speaker 14 Even if you're wearing a a sticker that said, hi, my name is Cal.

Speaker 10 Not even by body type?

Speaker 14 The big dumper.

Speaker 14 Medvedev crashing out at U.S. Open.

Speaker 14 Down two sets to Love versus Benjamin Bonzi.

Speaker 14 Then inciting the crowd. Then tying the matchup.
Hetty play. Medvedev losing the match to Benjamin Bonzi in five sets.
What a waste of everyone's time.

Speaker 14 Just tap out, man.

Speaker 3 What do we do all that for?

Speaker 14 Top five Bonzies.

Speaker 10 Really? You're gonna have five of these? Five Bonzies.

Speaker 14 I got a couple OLIs, too.

Speaker 20 Really?

Speaker 14 OLI, Benjamin Bonzi,

Speaker 5 OLI

Speaker 14 Bonzi Wells.

Speaker 20 OLI

Speaker 14 Buckaroo Bonzi.

Speaker 14 Number five, Bonzi Beach.

Speaker 14 Number four,

Speaker 14 Bonanzi.

Speaker 14 Number three, slanging Muni Bonzi in Boca.

Speaker 10 Bonzi's is a degree of difficulty I did not think you had in you.

Speaker 14 Number two,

Speaker 14 Bonzi.

Speaker 22 James Bonzi.

Speaker 14 And number one, Cinnabonzi.

Speaker 14 You can say no.

Speaker 14 You smell it in the mall, and what do you do, Dan? You go over and he's like, I got to get just one.

Speaker 14 Chadour Sanders,

Speaker 14 named QB3 to start the season. Let me lay out how this will play out.
The Browns will suck. Flacco will get hurt early.
Dylan Gabriel will get his shot too soon.

Speaker 14 Stuck as a result. Chadour will take over.
He'll play well enough to give the city of Cleveland hope, but not well enough to stop the Browns from sucking. Y'all deserve this hell.

Speaker 14 Speaking of hell, our Bryles, those are the weekend observations.

Speaker 10 Good seeing you, buddy. Excellent work.
We'll talk to you next week.

Speaker 14 The shadow on Cynthia this week.

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