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Speaker 3 Welcome to the big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? It's a podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebetard podcast.

Speaker 19 I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

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Speaker 3 I'm a little bit worried about whether or not I'm going to have the stamina for this season because football arrived last night and there were more games than I was expecting.

Speaker 3 I got a bit jostled by the amount of games that were there, and then in the middle of it, you have a giant transaction, and now we head into a weekend of

Speaker 3 insanity among college football games before we prepare for the, you know, when daddy gets home.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 the thing that I wanted to not just skip past because we're going to get into the merriment of football soon enough, did you see the report on Jim Ursay?

Speaker 3 Because it made me uncomfortable in a number of different ways. Jim Ursay obviously is gone.

Speaker 3 And the reports that were basically verified in the statement by the family after his death is that he was having a number of relapses, drug relapses, before he died.

Speaker 3 And it felt wrong to me to report that after his death, but it's not wrong to report that after his death.

Speaker 3 It just made me queasy and uncomfortable because he's already dead and reporting sort of family embarrassments to me just land on the living.

Speaker 3 So I had an uncomfortable feeling with the reporting, but I can't really be mad about the reporting because these are what the facts are, and the family confirms it in the statement.

Speaker 3 But the thing that I wanted to ask you guys, because I don't think this is sort of known or talked about enough, the Colts were being run by a drug addict like the entire time and he was recovering, but he had an assortment of issues.

Speaker 3 I don't say that as disparagement. I do not say.

Speaker 25 Well, it's just weird considering the preamble.

Speaker 3 But I'm not saying, no, I want to actually discuss the difficult parts of this because the man in charge had a problem that often leaked out into into public, but those weren't the only times there were the problems.

Speaker 8 So this gives you license now that it's out there to talk about it like this.

Speaker 3 I'm going to talk about it through the honesty of what my feelings were as I received it. Jim Ursai to me, I'm not judging the drug addiction.
This is a plague.

Speaker 3 Like, we are addicted as Americans and the globe's addicted to all sorts of things.

Speaker 3 But I wanted to have the conversation of what do you do or how do you do it when the man at the very top of the entire power chain has all manner of erratic behaviors that are tied up in what he admitted to while living was a constant drug and drinking problem because of wherever the addictions were as someone who climbed through the organization with no real expertise other than he was a ball boy once, inherited everything, and then the top of the Colts was being run by somebody who had the instabilities that you would associate with addiction.

Speaker 3 And what I'm asking you is, what do you do when the power structure at the very top, like how does all that get managed in private?

Speaker 3 Never mind when it would spill out into public so we would all find out about it.

Speaker 3 How do you manage that as an organization, as a league, and everything else when the very top of your pyramid in power has a problem that he cannot correct?

Speaker 29 I think they managed it pretty effectively.

Speaker 5 They won while he was there. To your earlier Jerry Jones point, Jim Ursa did it.

Speaker 31 Look, there are plenty of examples.

Speaker 32 Metal arcs should know well when someone at the top of the

Speaker 7 top of the executive chain is dealing with something.

Speaker 34 You can do this effectively.

Speaker 7 You can be functional.

Speaker 37 You can be uber successful.

Speaker 26 And that's what the Indianapolis Colts were by the way.

Speaker 3 But it's not what Jim Ursa was, not in public. Jim Ursa had messes that you did not associate with any other NFL owner.

Speaker 38 Well, what is the NFL owner's job?

Speaker 28 To increase the value of his franchise and have success on the field. And I understand there are other jobs that go there, run a good organization.

Speaker 39 I don't know anything about the inner workings of the Indianapolis Colts organization, but I also know there haven't been exposés on that franchise the way that they have been with others.

Speaker 40 So I think he was effective in his job, functional for the problems that he had.

Speaker 32 I'm sure this was a nightmare to deal with with the family.

Speaker 35 And to your earlier point, I actually do think the media did a really good job in respecting the privacy because it was painfully obvious to everyone what happened there during the NBA finals.

Speaker 3 Oh, but it can be painfully obvious and yet still we have not talked enough about an NFL team was being run the entire time by somebody who could not manage an addiction.

Speaker 3 And I say that not at all as a disparagement. I really don't.
When I say drug addict, I'm just stating a matter of facts that the family would tell you about Jim Ursa.

Speaker 3 I just can't imagine, this wasn't, I will not identify this as functional drug addiction. Like

Speaker 3 he had a problem that ended up in all manner of headlines, and I just can't imagine how much they kept out of the headlines.

Speaker 35 I don't think there's anything special about the Indianapolis Colt situation.

Speaker 42 I look at what's going on with X and Tesla.

Speaker 30 You can be...

Speaker 7 effective in making money and securing government contracts and have a noticeable problem.

Speaker 35 And I would say maybe it's not always noticeable.

Speaker 35 When you look at addiction numbers with the very top-line wealthy, it probably stands to reason that there are other owners dealing with similar problems, not just in their family, but they themselves, that have been able to keep it private and no one ever has any suspicion because we're none the wiser because the train keeps moving along.

Speaker 3 I would be really curious though, okay, and let me make it just slightly more personal

Speaker 3 because I have told you before that the nightmare of my brother's last few years had some stuff in it that I simply didn't recognize, okay?

Speaker 3 So lest you think I'm just raining down judgment on the dead, I'm telling you that I had the emotional reaction to that headline of like, ooh, don't love that for the family, having all that in public.

Speaker 3 Because I remember standing in like two o'clock in the morning, the police all around me and being like, I hope this doesn't end up in public, because I'm like, that would be terrible.

Speaker 3 And I just was wondering, I legitimately was asking the question of the audience because I don't think it's thought about. What do you imagine the practical difficulties were of having somebody

Speaker 3 in charge of your organization at the very top of power who had a problem that he could not control that ended up in all manner of family pain and recklessness.

Speaker 3 I can't imagine, like, Peyton Manning was covering up a lot of stuff there, but Bill Pollion must have been covering, I'm not saying covering up crimes, I'm saying

Speaker 3 covering up problems because

Speaker 3 it seems to me practically very hard to have that being doing the decision-making when it can't be trusted to not be erratic.

Speaker 7 I don't feel like I have enough information on what the dynamic was in terms of decision-making. Yes, he's at the very top of the chain, but he also empowered other people to make decisions too.

Speaker 7 And I don't know what they ran into.

Speaker 5 It was very clear from erratic behavior and what's been reported out there. This was not easy to deal with, certainly for his family.
I'm sure some of that bled over professionally.

Speaker 26 The Indianapolis Colts organization seemed to have navigated it pretty well from everything that I can tell.

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Speaker 23 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 53 That's how it's going to end.

Speaker 3 The mailing it in the end of the retirement Chris, go get me this is just going to be him coming out and hitting the one or two notes notes of that kind of thing, and you know it, and then just giving us finger guns and leaving.

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Speaker 56 You should listen to the Great Cody Show podcast because that's all we do for 55 minutes a week is just say catchphrases. We even make songs about them.

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Speaker 3 All right, let me segue into something else here that has to do with how things are kept public and private when you are wildly famous.

Speaker 3 Okay, let's make this about Michael Jordan and a story that's not being covered very much presently.

Speaker 3 And I figured that all things that got you real Michael Jordan honesty, I figured that that would be big news in this day and age, but evidently not if it's in NASCAR.

Speaker 3 Like, you think the last dance showed you Michael Jordan's real personality? Eh, eh. NASCAR lawsuit, you might see a little more of Michael Jordan's personality.

Speaker 3 I can make the argument that what Mike Ryan is about to read here has more real and honest Michael Jordan than we've seen just about anywhere outside of his Hall of Fame speech when he just sat over the microphone.

Speaker 3 microphone and spit at everyone in the crowd that he wasn't that happy and he'd annihilate them all over again if he could.

Speaker 7 If we were to guess some of the most powerful people in sports, people would certainly guess Michael Jordan before the Franz family that runs NASCAR.

Speaker 26 However, Michael Jordan has repeatedly run into L after L

Speaker 25 after L after L in the courts, challenging the Franz family, NASCAR, and their charter system.

Speaker 42 For the uninitiated, Charters in NASCAR are essentially franchise fees.

Speaker 28 You have a big buy-in at the start of the season to allow yourself to basically bypass qualification and be guaranteed slots in every race.

Speaker 35 They don't hand them out to everybody.

Speaker 43 There are plenty of race teams that still have to earn their keep and earn these charters.

Speaker 3 Mike, if I can just stop you for a second, Tony, can you get the gearhead, please? Because we never talk this much NASCAR without having

Speaker 3 properly adorned accompaniments because we're a big network and all that.

Speaker 7 The argument that Front Row Motorsports and 2311, the racing team owned, co-owned by Michael Jordan, Denny Hamlin, and some other investors would argue is this is really unfair.

Speaker 42 The revenue split is not justified.

Speaker 25 And now NASCAR would say out of the other side of their mouth, what, we have a 50-50 revenue split for the available revenue.

Speaker 61 While that is true, the bulk of the revenue that NASCAR gets goes to the tracks.

Speaker 39 And NASCAR owns many of the tracks, especially the big money makers.

Speaker 42 And Penske owns a massive track.

Speaker 7 So you're never going to get them to cross one of the picket lines.

Speaker 43 And that was the trouble that Michael Jordan, of all people, ran into.

Speaker 38 He could not get buy-in from Hendrick Motorsports, Joe Gibbs Racing, Penske, because the current dynamic with the Franz family works for those legacy motor clubs.

Speaker 43 You're having trouble with the hat.

Speaker 3 You're having trouble with the helmet.

Speaker 31 It's the headphones underneath.

Speaker 9 It's not really true.

Speaker 3 Can you read some of the stuff that is being alleged in lawsuits? So

Speaker 42 private text messages came out. And you have to keep in mind here, Denny Hamlin is in an awkward awkward situation.

Speaker 25 He co-owns 2311, but he races for Joe Gibbs racing.

Speaker 25 And Michael Jordan is really upset that Joe Gibbs decided to not join him in this fight because the only shot that they have against the France family that runs NASCAR is all the teams holding the line.

Speaker 61 And that line quickly got broken. So,

Speaker 62 Jordan, this is a private text message.

Speaker 19 Gibbs signed.

Speaker 34 with NASCAR and their charter agreement.

Speaker 23 Teams are going going to regret not supporting us.

Speaker 34 And then he likened the losses that he had in this lawsuit and with NASCAR to casino-level losses.

Speaker 38 So Michael Jordan is here playing a game now, and you have competitor Michael Jordan.

Speaker 30 And Denny Hamlin, in the very awkward situation, who's been pretty public about his dislike for NASCAR,

Speaker 28 is employed by the guy that he co-owns his business with, but like he's employed by Joe Gibbs Racing, and his co-owner is calling him a

Speaker 3 okay but there's better the you skipped over michael jordan's text saying i've lost that in a casino no i didn't see morton also no i'm saying give the no i know you said it but i want the context for it when we're talking about the amount of money because yes he said that but i don't think people know the amount of money that you're talking about when he says i've lost that in a casino i've lost that on the financial risk of hiring a driver i've lost that in a casino let's do it.

Speaker 59 Also, adding, this is just a hobby.

Speaker 47 I can only play so much golf.

Speaker 62 And the internal text that leaked from NASCAR liken it to, let's get back to the old days, good old redneck racing.

Speaker 19 This is an ugly, ugly fight.

Speaker 7 And the France family is very well politically connected.

Speaker 27 They make some of the largest political contributions there is.

Speaker 39 So Michael Jordan is actually running up against real power. Michael Jordan, famously not political, made a big deal of the one political type of donation that he made.

Speaker 30 He's running into people that have the stroke politically, and he is catching L after L.

Speaker 39 And NASCAR loved having Michael Jordan in the family, brought extra eyes.

Speaker 39 Didn't think that they would run into somebody with bleep you money and a bleep you attitude, and it still hasn't mattered because NASCAR keeps winning.

Speaker 3 I wish, though, that we got some honest look, some honest look. Wright Thompson has written some stories, but

Speaker 3 at Michael Jordan, how he feels about the fact that once he got to power, like real power, like Tom Brady has now and stuff, that all he did was lose. Like he won money.

Speaker 3 Like however it is you do the measurements, I don't think he's doing the measurements the same way we're doing the measurements. Like he wants to win money, but he just is addicted to winning.

Speaker 3 We were talking about before the idea of the gambling, competitiveness.

Speaker 3 Michael Jordan, however it is that he's trying to fill, whatever it is that it was being Michael Jordan, would be fighting with others over money, but always losing?

Speaker 3 Like, because since he left the power of having the power on the court, I told you he had to pack up his boxes and was an employee at the end.

Speaker 3 Abe Poland, one of the worst basketball owners in the league, get the bleep out of here. I profited off of your last tour.

Speaker 55 Get out of here.

Speaker 3 Has taken nothing but losses from owners since in every way. Has no meaningful ownership win as Tom Brady now gets into the game to fight on.

Speaker 7 No, I'd like to compete up here too with Peyton Manning on what ownership looks like he crossed the threshold of having bleep you money that he can lose money not really feel it yeah ever and so he's here for the fight and it's actually pretty funny because michael jordan doesn't really want to show us a lot of his personality the competitor and the joy in in competing comes out in nascar it doesn't come out in any of his other interviews since he played even when he played he wasn't this emotional when bubba wallace won at the brickyard michael jordan was elated because there was a run where Denny won, where Bubba won, where they were winning after all these things became public in this lawsuit.

Speaker 29 And he's going to keep trying.

Speaker 42 They're actively competing in this season.

Speaker 30 And to be great, they have two playoff drivers in Tyler Reddick and Bubba Wallace.

Speaker 39 And if Denny Hamlin wins, that's also a big bleep you to the system. They're doing this as a bleep you, not even to make money because they understand they're not going to win money.

Speaker 47 They're doing this to compete and go up against the power.

Speaker 35 And it's pretty cool for Michael Jordan at this stage in his life to be an underdog.

Speaker 63 Those private texts are the most I've heard from Michael Jordan in a decade.

Speaker 9 Right?

Speaker 16 Like he said effers and the P-word.

Speaker 39 And I'm like, oh, there's Michael Jordan.

Speaker 9 Until this year.

Speaker 11 What the hell is he going to say on NBA?

Speaker 45 I like the idea of him like throwing down his phone after he texts that. And his wife from Kendall looks at him and was like, what's wrong, Sweden?

Speaker 1 He's like,

Speaker 9 NASCAR.

Speaker 45 And then they go out on the yacht and they just jump back into the ocean and live their luxurious lives again and forget about it five minutes later.

Speaker 25 He's right about that.

Speaker 3 She was from Kendall. I know know that he's probably right about most of that, but I remember thinking to myself as I've told you guys that

Speaker 3 when you've been a symbol for youth and vitality, it must be hard to just age, right?

Speaker 3 Like as he has been, just whatever he feels like at 60, when he was the symbol on earth for youth and vitality, when you're always a winner.

Speaker 3 Always a winner, and you're addicted to competition, I wonder if jumping off of that yacht into the ocean, Michael Jordan still feels like a winner when he loses in every boardroom.

Speaker 3 Like, I understand. I think he's fine.

Speaker 45 I think he's doing just fine. I would turns around and looks at his wife.
He goes to his own private golf course where drones deliver your food and he's like, yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 7 It may be ridiculous to say.

Speaker 60 And I would love to ask him, but given that he's been.

Speaker 45 I don't think we're going to get the chance.

Speaker 5 He's so separated from

Speaker 61 the two three Petes, right?

Speaker 36 He's run into real adversity here in NASCAR.

Speaker 42 I think he might admit, given his passion for this sport, which it seems from the interviews he's given, he likes NASCAR more than he likes basketball.

Speaker 35 If he wins this cup championship this year, I think he may say this is the most rewarding achievement I've ever had in sports.

Speaker 12 That's insane.

Speaker 26 Because a France family is trying Michael Jordan in ways that he hasn't been tried.

Speaker 34 And again, he's been chasing that since the 90s.

Speaker 40 He hasn't been winning.

Speaker 25 In fact, everything he's done outside of the shoe business, but in sports, has largely been viewed as an embarrassment.

Speaker 28 The comeback with the Wizards, he missed the playoffs.

Speaker 59 The ownership with Charlotte, disastrous.

Speaker 42 Didn't make nearly enough money when you see these valuations.

Speaker 3 I wonder how much he doubts himself somewhere inside of all of this, because it's kind of why I was asking you what I was asking you the other day about Andrew Luck.

Speaker 3 Because people think that some people just have it figured out because they got money and power.

Speaker 3 And then all of of a sudden they're walking into boardrooms all over the place and oh my god I'm getting my ass kicked everywhere.

Speaker 3 I just I'd be curious for an honest answer on where do you have doubt over the last 20 years on like I don't really belong here. I've got a bit of imposter syndrome.

Speaker 36 I would love for our guest bookers to try to have a go at Denny Hamlin.

Speaker 7 Now there's certain things that he can't say because this is presently tied up in litigation, but Denny doesn't really pull punches.

Speaker 35 He has his own podcast.

Speaker 7 He's supremely outspoken and he has to be political and navigating.

Speaker 7 He's part of the old guard with Joe Gibbs racing, racing for another team, but understands the underdog nature of trying to be one of the other teams.

Speaker 25 There's talk that they would take on private equity and try to secure other racetracks to come up with a circuit that competes with NASCAR.

Speaker 40 NASCAR is a big-time television property, huge.

Speaker 61 Dwarfs the size of the contract that Formula One just got with Netflix or Apple, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 They're really big

Speaker 43 and they are really politically plugged in.

Speaker 42 This would be a massive upset.

Speaker 40 And again, just fascinating to see Michael Jordan at this stage in his career go up against so much adversity, be at the bottom of a mountain and try to win an underdog battle.

Speaker 3 I am ashamed of myself for going this far into the show without mentioning that Kyle Schwarber hit four home runs last night.

Speaker 3 I feel like we should just stop whatever it is that we're doing whenever that happens and just sort of genuflect as a show, you know, square guy hits four home runs in a night.

Speaker 3 We should treat it with more respect than talking about this stuff before we get to that. But that's enough about that because I've got to get to the boldest take here.
And there's

Speaker 3 a lot of show we're going to stuff here into the last 13 minutes of what we're doing here. So let's go to boldest take first.
Here, are these calls getting any better?

Speaker 3 Because it has not been consistent. I'm not feeling good about it.

Speaker 3 They are 9% good. They're 9% good.

Speaker 9 It's 24% good.

Speaker 3 91% bad.

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Speaker 64 I've been a fan for a long time, but Dan, my hot take is you were so far out of line with what you did to Greg Cody, stealing his laptop and pushing the man that if he would pull Chris Everett on you, I would have been just fine.

Speaker 64 Jim Rome Learn, you need some smoke sometimes, Dan.

Speaker 65 That was too far. They're clearly purple.

Speaker 64 So, why do we call them red onions?

Speaker 29 Hey, this is Chris in the panhandle on a tin can with string.

Speaker 66 Peeing in the pool

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Wembinyama and Diguadala.

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Speaker 67 I'm Dan. This wasn't very funny.
Hey, this is Mark on a sat phone.

Speaker 67 David Sampson looks like the kid you had to have a play date with after his mother called your mother.

Speaker 10 That was a good impression of you, Dan.

Speaker 3 96% bad on that particular batch, and I'm giving you generosity with the 4% good. The Cody draft last night, the much talked about, much threatened Cody draft.

Speaker 3 I cannot tell you that we will have a funnier moment this month than

Speaker 3 Greg Cody becoming enraged with us because we were going to leak that his rankings of the Dolphins this season were 14 instead of 17.

Speaker 3 The amount of content that we got out of his rage, the fact that

Speaker 3 your father, a man of words, a man who's made his living on words,

Speaker 3 cannot express to you the indignance and seriousness of the most serious things in his life without saying it's going to be his life, it's going to be his granddaughter's life, and it's going to be he's going to take away the draft, that the greatest punishment that he can rain down upon you as you're looking at him and saying, this threat doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3 Like, I can go and I can do the draft at someone else's house.

Speaker 3 Your threat.

Speaker 10 Oh, I got to go to Twin Peaks now.

Speaker 3 Chris, like, he was yelling at you as if he thought it was the greatest of threats that he could hit you with. And it was an empty.

Speaker 3 Only he cares about it that way. You don't care about it that way.
Right.

Speaker 10 There were four other houses we could have had it at.

Speaker 10 We we could have gone to a bar it was not the threat he thought it was but last night we had the draft the running joke last night was my dad not knowing what position anyone plays in a sport that he covers like a guy will be drafted david njoku at a tight end he'll just be like he's like he's looking to cross off his list and he has the position so he's always like what position is he he won't like that from you he won't he's an expert and he's he won't like that you just did that that was an undercut that's not i mean it was a running joke it's like everyone's like he's asked drake may

Speaker 3 you're saying you're beginning the football season by accusing your dad of faking knowledge about football.

Speaker 9 It's not that he's even faking.

Speaker 10 I think he knows what position a lot of these guys play, but he just gets into this mode of, I'm not thinking about the NFL. I'm looking at a list of names and I need to know where to look.

Speaker 10 Like his brain turns off from what I actually know about football and it just goes to, I don't see him where what position? And Joe, like he gets panicked.

Speaker 10 And it's like, David Njoku, think for a second. You know who this guy is.
He's a tight end dad.

Speaker 28 I would classify him as weapon.

Speaker 32 My mind is also geared towards the NFL, Chris, especially that week four matchup between the Packers and the Cowboys.

Speaker 14 We talked a lot about what this means for the Cowboys.

Speaker 47 We haven't talked at all about what this means for the Packers, and I'm sitting pretty on the ticket that had the Packers as NFC champions, and I'm pretty happy about that.

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Speaker 10 A little detail from this Micah Parsons extension with the Packers. $136 guaranteed.
That was kind of not that surprising. $120 at signing.
That's right.

Speaker 10 Is he literally just going to get a wire for $120 million?

Speaker 9 Dan, how does that work?

Speaker 59 They just wire you the money?

Speaker 3 They'll take the taxes out of it.

Speaker 3 I don't think that guaranteed money gets there as Gary.

Speaker 3 I think it runs through a system of they start tracking intermediately on that stuff.

Speaker 10 That's the most I've ever seen in terms of like right at the front.

Speaker 12 That's crazy.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I don't think I've let me run a Google.

Speaker 7 I don't think I've seen that much money

Speaker 31 as a as a signing.

Speaker 45 So do they like, is it like an HOA? for the Packers since they're like owned by everybody. So like, you know, like we're gonna re you know, finish the parking lot.

Speaker 45 Now we're gonna need, you know, 40 grand from everyone. It's like, oh, guys, Micah Parsons, $120 million.
We're gonna need

Speaker 35 going to need about $7 million from each of you now.

Speaker 45 And I think it's cute being team owner. Time to cash in.

Speaker 3 I don't know how any of that works, but I really would like an understanding of how it's any different.

Speaker 45 Like game one, there's a collection basket going around. Like Lambo feeling like, oh, it's made it up.

Speaker 3 Do you think most people know? Do you think most people listening to this know that the Packers are owned by the surrounding community?

Speaker 3 Like, do you think the majority of people listening to this know this?

Speaker 10 Like, my dad is a quote-unquote owner of a horse, and he yearly has to send in like 500 bucks to throw for medical stuff.

Speaker 3 No, it's not that.

Speaker 3 I know it's not that with the Packers, but I'd actually be curious. No, I know it might not be.

Speaker 45 You should get the Packers owner on an ass bench. It's literally one of like 80,000 people we could talk to.
You know a Packers owner?

Speaker 31 I know a Packers owner.

Speaker 45 Can you get him on in six minutes?

Speaker 53 Poner.

Speaker 31 Let me ask Lewis.

Speaker 28 There's like thousands of Packers owners.

Speaker 38 Vlad Guerrero Jr.

Speaker 5 got a $325 million signing bonus.

Speaker 65 Wow.

Speaker 15 Does he play for free? Yeah. How does that work?

Speaker 28 Well, I don't know.

Speaker 28 The signing bonus is extra, right?

Speaker 9 Is this deferred?

Speaker 3 No, this is hard. What do you mean the signing bonus extra? No, you sign, you get that money.
You get a, that, that, again, though, I, I,

Speaker 3 I believe that goes through a transaction state where the government does take it before wherever it is, like whatever you think, that signing bonus isn't going to end up being $120 million.

Speaker 3 That's not taxable.

Speaker 28 Prior to this, the biggest record signing bonus in NFL history was a Packers teammate of Michael Parsons.

Speaker 47 Jordan Love got $75 million.

Speaker 45 As a signing bonus, it's a bonus. It's not for work that you've completed, right? So let's say, you know, you go to like the BVI to sign your signing bonus.

Speaker 45 What's to say if it just all of a sudden ends up, you know, at a P.O.

Speaker 69 box or whatever?

Speaker 27 You know? Cayman's.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Billy, how do you imagine this would all work since you're hypothesizing that we can move 120 mil quietly?

Speaker 53 But since that's the 920 years, people move 120 mil like this all the time.

Speaker 59 Harlands used to be registered at a P.O.

Speaker 11 box. Andy Slater scooped us on that.

Speaker 43 Look at the $1.1 billion in wire transfers, please.

Speaker 3 Mike Ryan mentioned the idea of analyzing this from the Packers side of this. But, Chris, was there anything else from your father's draft last night worth recapping?

Speaker 3 I am sure our audience wants any information that is worth having on the Lobos and the Greg Cody family extravaganza that he cares so much about that he puts it in the same place that he puts his life, your daughter's life, and

Speaker 3 I mean, but that's the priority, isn't it?

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's life. So

Speaker 3 what came from last night that was worth talking about?

Speaker 10 I would say, I'm getting told in my ear that we can have a Green Bay owner on the phone in two minutes if we want.

Speaker 16 We want that.

Speaker 3 But I would say outside of his lack of knowledge being a running joke his like just the way he announces every pick the lobos would welcome to the team like you know most people just say a name like terry mclaurin but my dad is the lobos welcome to the family i heard behind you here billy okay now billy you're you're billy you just did uh i heard you say do we want that now that we got the packers owner on the line and you're the one who said let's get a packers owner on the line like you're the one who said he wants it i provide it.

Speaker 3 I know, but this is, this is the billing conundrum.

Speaker 31 Earlier this week, he said he didn't want to be married to takes.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Doesn't do consequences.

Speaker 3 But he doesn't do consequences, but he says, I'm the friend who just said shit when he told Tony, get a Packers owner.

Speaker 11 You just say, oh, we should get a Packers owner.

Speaker 9 I got one for it.

Speaker 6 But I told you, I always got a guy.

Speaker 59 You always say, oh, you don't have a guy.

Speaker 70 I got a guy. What do you want? You want that? I got you here.

Speaker 16 So are we going to talk to Lewis's friend?

Speaker 3 That is the moving. you just almost literally moved the goalpost.
Like,

Speaker 3 what you're saying,

Speaker 3 your words have stopped meaning anything when you go from saying, Tony, get a Packers owner, we get him in two minutes, and then the next thing I hear behind Chris Cody is, do we even want that?

Speaker 3 You're helping produce the show.

Speaker 3 You produce those two minutes, and then I get those two minutes. Tony produces the show, and you're like, I don't want it that way.

Speaker 11 I'm just saying, do we want?

Speaker 10 It's, I mean, Lewis has confirmed in my ear, he's an actual owner.

Speaker 45 Okay, so great bring him on the air but for the record i said should we do i don't want to i don't want

Speaker 3 you're the one pushing this guy now i don't want to talk to you

Speaker 9 or whatever his name is his name is anthony

Speaker 3 i want to know how it

Speaker 3 i know i want to know how it really works to own the packers but this person's not going to know he's a sweetheart he's not sending in a bunch of money he's not he's not going to have any answers to any good questions dan he's got a plaque that says he's an owner he's a quack so you said?

Speaker 68 No, that's you.

Speaker 9 I said he's got a plaque.

Speaker 3 All right, so which would you guys prefer here?

Speaker 3 I'm going to do Fridays throughout the football season.

Speaker 15 Which would you prefer here?

Speaker 3 You guys make the decision because I don't want to kill the vibe around here.

Speaker 65 Well,

Speaker 33 just an update, Cam Newton is indeed wearing a poncho.

Speaker 43 Oh,

Speaker 16 were there halftimes in the draft yesterday?

Speaker 10 No, that's another thing. Oh, I stopped that.

Speaker 3 Would you prefer two minutes of us breaking down this Michael Parsons trade from the Packers?

Speaker 9 Michael Parsons.

Speaker 31 We've really normalized how Cam Newton looks.

Speaker 9 It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 Or would you prefer to put on Lewis' friend, possibly Peppett, to ask him to get a Packers owner restraint? He's landing an owner. I mean, that's

Speaker 9 big. Okay, the day after the trade? Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 3 Well, you guys go ahead.

Speaker 45 Packers owner Anthony joins this show to break down the big trade.

Speaker 3 All right. I will be back.
Fine. You guys break down.

Speaker 41 How do you feel about Michael Parson?

Speaker 3 Go ahead. All right.
Get him on. Who is it? Fine.
Instead of breaking down the trade from the Packers' perspective. Michael Parson.
You guys want to talk to one of the eight.

Speaker 3 There are more than 80,000 Packers. You've got to undercut it.

Speaker 2 I got him in a second, Dan.

Speaker 20 Here you go.

Speaker 44 You ready? You got him. I got him.
I got him.

Speaker 9 All right, all right. So find out how this.

Speaker 9 Find out how to get out of here. Thank you, Dan.
I got the phone and stuff. Thank you, Dan.

Speaker 26 All right.

Speaker 11 Twero, what's up, buddy? Good to see you.

Speaker 23 Anthony Tuero.

Speaker 69 He's a Packers owner right now. Very excited.
Obviously, he's got the cheese heads going. He's got the 12 jersey, which is an interesting choice.

Speaker 70 But the point being, now you're the proud, I wouldn't say owner, but you have Michael Parsons on your team as the owner of the Packers.

Speaker 69 How do you feel?

Speaker 3 Michael Parsons.

Speaker 71 Yeah, I'm excited, man.

Speaker 58 I mean, Super Bowl.

Speaker 68 Right?

Speaker 71 Like, that's, we are, we have to be up there with the Super Bowl favorites. I mean, we jumped to the top of the NFC North.
The Lions are no longer

Speaker 71 the ones that they're expecting to win the division. Now it's us.
So we're Super Bowl bound. I mean, come on.

Speaker 16 Anthony, I have a question.

Speaker 45 What was it like dealing with Jerry Jones to make this trade happen?

Speaker 71 It was rough, guys. It was rough.
If you heard what he told Michael Parsons telling him, hey, it's either a fifth-year option or you leave, you're done. I mean,

Speaker 71 it was very difficult dealing with a guy like Jerry Jones.

Speaker 22 Let me tell you.

Speaker 69 Get the plaque that you have there that says you're a Packers owner. Where is it?

Speaker 71 That's actually at my shop, at my business.

Speaker 9 I don't have any proof.

Speaker 3 I just got a guy in a Packers jersey with cheese on his head.

Speaker 9 I don't have a second job.

Speaker 3 I don't have a proof that this guy's an owner.

Speaker 22 Come on, man.

Speaker 71 Shareholder since 2019.

Speaker 58 What does that mean?

Speaker 59 What's it cost you per year?

Speaker 9 What does that mean?

Speaker 3 What does that mean?

Speaker 71 So it literally means that I can just say I'm a shareholder.

Speaker 9 That's all it says.

Speaker 43 That's all I can do with it.

Speaker 71 Do you have to pitch?

Speaker 45 Do you have to pitch in money for the $120 million signing bonus?

Speaker 71 So I pitched in $385.

Speaker 9 See? Wow. Damn.
Yep.

Speaker 71 It's a type. Exactly.

Speaker 9 That's what it was.

Speaker 3 So, how does that work? What is that? What is that money?

Speaker 71 So that was basically. So to buy in, to get one share, it was like $330 plus tax and fees or whatever.

Speaker 71 And then we get no dividends. We get nothing.

Speaker 72 I get to be a part of the shareholders' meeting, though, every year.

Speaker 71 That's pretty cool. Big call, right?

Speaker 71 It's a very big call. You ever speak up?

Speaker 9 You ever speak up in there?

Speaker 71 I was the one that told Brian, hey, Brian, let's go get this guy, man.

Speaker 44 And he listened. He listened.
Congratulations.

Speaker 9 This is going to make news.

Speaker 3 Congratulations. We're very happy for you.
It's such power.

Speaker 9 What a get.

Speaker 3 It's so great to have the fans have this power where they can just say, hey, get me Micah Parsons. And then they get to.

Speaker 9 Not fan. He's

Speaker 9 told Brian. My daughter get him.

Speaker 31 Your thoughts on Jim Mersey.

Speaker 3 We've got best musical performance here to put at the end of this segment. It's the most anticipated SUE category we do every year.
And you were clapping back there, Chris. Clapping?

Speaker 3 It's that good of a year.

Speaker 21 Because it's over.

Speaker 9 The Sueys are over.

Speaker 41 Oh, that's

Speaker 10 just clapping. I actually,

Speaker 10 the SUIs make me feel good about what we do around here. Sometimes you can get lost in the grind.
Wow. And I just, it makes me feel like we did some good work this year.

Speaker 38 It makes it feel like we have a good show.

Speaker 5 Every year I'm always fascinated to learn what the strongest category is because it shifts.

Speaker 45 Now, it may very well be the one that you're about to play.

Speaker 37 I don't know what it says about us, but I think it's clearly the best mistake category that we played in.

Speaker 9 Worst mistake was.

Speaker 9 That was.

Speaker 1 It's big year for mistakes.

Speaker 3 Did you guys have a winner? Did you guys come away with a consensus winner on big mistake? Because we didn't talk very much.

Speaker 3 We keep saying the categories are loaded, but anytime I asked a question of, hey, what was the best in that category?

Speaker 3 I never all week got an answer from anybody that said this one thing was the best thing in that category. So what do you nominate on worst mistake?

Speaker 11 I have to re-listen to it.

Speaker 16 You made zero sense when speaking to ron mcgill one time that was funny chris anytime christmas speaks is funny i i like the mean trying to say not my first rodeo that one fool by the horns or whatever he said yeah well yeah he got caught up in the air at the end of that greg talking over diana rousin yeah that was strong dan's beastie boys larsa pisson funny

Speaker 10 yeah i was wincing a lot during that one john skipper saying any nba star could walk in and he'd recognize them and then mispronouncing all three of their names i got wimba yamu

Speaker 53 I nailed Wimbañanya.

Speaker 9 We're going to get

Speaker 3 one. That was a good one.

Speaker 28 So we're at the owner of the Packers, huh?

Speaker 5 That was a great idea, Billy.

Speaker 28 Good consequence. That is right, huh?

Speaker 3 I don't feel like I have any more answers to my questions. It's really easy.

Speaker 11 Shareholder, you tell Brian, hey, get Micah Parsons.

Speaker 69 He gets them.

Speaker 9 You're happy.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 I guess everybody. You want to make it simple?

Speaker 9 You want to make it difficult? Everybody.

Speaker 3 We could have broken down that trade very easily that way. Hey, there's a player.
Every team would love to have him and every team would

Speaker 3 lose him.

Speaker 3 They'd hate to lose him.

Speaker 9 Wow, another dominant information.

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Speaker 23 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 23 Teammates can't shoot from three.

Speaker 75 Now they're gonna see a different Jimmy.

Speaker 76 Now he's just just playing.

Speaker 75 Nickel back in the locker room.

Speaker 23 And Stugats.

Speaker 75 They'll play D and show threes as they chase the Nets for the sixth seed.

Speaker 73 These five words in his head.

Speaker 76 Scream are we winning games yet?

Speaker 55 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 10 We end here with best musical performance. I want to thank Yeti Blanc on the front end because the music that we started every show this week is an original song that he did.
He wrote for my dad.

Speaker 10 We got to shout Yeti out. It's a banger.
Tune in next week. We might have a football theme song for Greg.
That's a little tease.

Speaker 10 But we have best musical performance, all the great songs from the year.

Speaker 10 It's a doozy, and it's why it's the last category. Let's do it.
Best musical performance.

Speaker 15 And now, the SUI nominees for best musical performance, Jeremy Tashay, the day journalism died.

Speaker 20 I can't remember if he cried when he told us with his face so wide that all his morals were a lie.

Speaker 66 The day

Speaker 44 journalism

Speaker 44 died.

Speaker 74 So Dan was saying

Speaker 54 oh my how I love to eat pie Oh but if it adds some gluten then I think I may die

Speaker 13 I'll shoot my integrity straight into the sky Banging Panther's drums as a Cuban born guy

Speaker 13 Panther's drums as a Cuban born guy

Speaker 15 Dominique Foxworth diamonds look like pee-pee

Speaker 3 So he keeps lashing

Speaker 24 so he can stop sharing.

Speaker 9 Diamonds look like pee-pee.

Speaker 3 Good range today from you, Dominique.

Speaker 15 Yeti Blanc. Why am I stuck in the middle?

Speaker 78 When I asked him if he played the guitar,

Speaker 78 he looked at me like I'm something bizarre.

Speaker 44 These new shorts are running kind of small.

Speaker 44 I hope this camera isn't showing my balls.

Speaker 44 Two is to the left of me. God says on the right.
Why am I stuck in the middle of you?

Speaker 15 Why am I stuck? Chris Cody, sunlight in your eye.

Speaker 10 Sunlight in your eye.

Speaker 52 CD Lamb asks why.

Speaker 10 Cowboy fans cry

Speaker 69 to Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 13 We say bye.

Speaker 13 That's it.

Speaker 9 Beautiful. It is.
Thank you.

Speaker 15 Jeremy Tashay, Tetas.

Speaker 22 No problem.

Speaker 76 Español.

Speaker 44 But I know it's a terrible thing. Tetas isn't how you say it.
Unless you're embarrassingly white like David

Speaker 15 Taylor Vipolis, John Olrood.

Speaker 82 Saturday morning, woke up for the game

Speaker 82 and put on my M's hat.

Speaker 82 Got in my car and raced to the park.

Speaker 82 A season to remember.

Speaker 82 Garcia and Moyer, best staff in the land.

Speaker 82 Boone's bat brought the heat.

Speaker 82 Panela just got ejected again.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 82 Cameron's in the outfield, no balls hit the ground. Kasahiro Sasaki in for the safe.
Ichiroa's on the bases, yeah, he's flying around. Edgar Martinez is a fan.

Speaker 53 Faye,

Speaker 82 at first, it's Sean Ola Rude.

Speaker 82 Wearing a helmet in the field, too.

Speaker 44 At first, it's Sean Ola Rude.

Speaker 82 We'll lose to the Yankees anyway. Loose to the Yankees.
Lose to them anyway. Loose to the Yankees.
Yeah, no matter where we play. Lose to the Yankees.
Damn, this is blasphemy.

Speaker 82 At first, a channel

Speaker 82 rude.

Speaker 23 Andrew Strater, Missoula isn't good.

Speaker 81 Because he clearly isn't good.

Speaker 78 It makes me wonder how they're supposed to think Marzula's good.

Speaker 66 It's like these people all forget.

Speaker 78 He just sit here and eat those dudes.

Speaker 81 I was Fred Stevens would come back.

Speaker 20 Unknown listener, Golden Kane.

Speaker 20 I have to hire you, Mario Castleball.

Speaker 20 I am the reason players get paid.

Speaker 20 I only wanna see

Speaker 13 Jose

Speaker 13 Jose.

Speaker 13 I am a golden cane,

Speaker 13 golden cane,

Speaker 13 golden cane.

Speaker 13 My name is Michael Ryan Roe with I'm a golden cane

Speaker 83 Jeremy Tashay, quarterback I'm playing quarterback

Speaker 83 If I'm that guy, I won't be taking sacks

Speaker 83 I'm making special throws behind my back

Speaker 83 Cause I'm that guy so I pick up your slack

Speaker 83 what about this? If I'm just a guy,

Speaker 20 won't recognize a blitz when it's disguised.

Speaker 78 I'm throwing pics when we're in overtime.

Speaker 54 That's just what happens if I'm just a guy.

Speaker 44 I got some questions. Sam Donald, back you'll be throwing it.

Speaker 54 Rock Purdy, back you'll be throwing it. Callum Marie, back you be throwing it.

Speaker 15 Andrew Streeter, Zaz gets to see Pearl Jam.

Speaker 15 Who cares if the heat gets wet by the cares?

Speaker 44 Zaz gets to see Pearl Jam.

Speaker 66 He lies and says they've got a chance to win.

Speaker 73 Zaz gets to see Pearl Jam.

Speaker 73 The heat already games below 500, but Zaz gets to see Pearl Jam.

Speaker 15 Yeti Blanc, Kid Bob.

Speaker 15 My fear attack is my hate projects. Fill my bank account and let me cash some checks.
And my focus group said to hate Hollywood. I resemble Dr.
Phil with a wig and a hood.

Speaker 15 Remember when I had the fake Senate run?

Speaker 15 Call me Bob, my name's Rubber James.

Speaker 15 Jeremy Tashay, all LeBron things.

Speaker 66 All the

Speaker 57 brawn themes.

Speaker 57 he is

Speaker 54 our king.

Speaker 66 He and

Speaker 66 Lakers,

Speaker 66 Cleveland Cavaliers.

Speaker 66 Always

Speaker 66 we know

Speaker 66 he'll put on the show.

Speaker 73 Shooting and dunking.

Speaker 66 La Boogie is winning.

Speaker 66 Say ain't so.

Speaker 66 He cannot go.

Speaker 66 Never retire. We love him so much.
LeBron, the front, the

Speaker 15 Chris Cody, Miami Hurricanes

Speaker 50 Mario Cristobal

Speaker 63 dropped the ball

Speaker 50 Couldn't see with his crystal ball

Speaker 10 Cam Ward ends with D

Speaker 50 and so too Mike Miami

Speaker 15 Andrew Streeter, you're still McOverrated.

Speaker 66 Oh, it's the same story as one year ago. Connor McOverrated.

Speaker 80 Hope you enjoyed that long flight home. Connor McGoverated.

Speaker 54 Your contract might have been for a hundred million bucks.

Speaker 44 But none of that can add a less you hoist the cup.

Speaker 80 Just listen to Grant Cody because that guy knows puck.

Speaker 66 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 65 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 66 You're still me gloried.

Speaker 66 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 66 You're still me gloridated.

Speaker 66 Fort Stanley staying in South Florida.

Speaker 15 Jeremy Tashay, the final nightgown.

Speaker 44 We're starting collections

Speaker 44 from the movies we love.

Speaker 44 And maybe we'll keep them

Speaker 44 until our last breath.

Speaker 81 They're sunglasses in boxes today.

Speaker 81 Putting my bed in the hospital,

Speaker 81 ending our lives all the same.

Speaker 81 It's the final night gown.

Speaker 15 Taylor Ripolis, New York has Jalen Brunson.

Speaker 82 I come back from a garden night. My mother asked that the Knicks must have lost right.

Speaker 82 Oh, mother dear, we're now the fortune it wants. New York has Jalen Brunson.

Speaker 82 Oh, New York really has.

Speaker 82 He's all we really want.

Speaker 82 Brunson

Speaker 82 will win the game when it is done. Because New York has Jalen Brunson.

Speaker 82 New York has Jalen Brunson,

Speaker 15 Jeremy Tashay, I have a new wife.

Speaker 13 Well, Dan, a fight we had led us to a divorce.

Speaker 13 But that's okay, cause how could you know that, of course?

Speaker 3 Me and Bianca didn't make it this time.

Speaker 3 But that's okay, Dan, because I have a new wife.

Speaker 13 I didn't come here here to discuss my divorce, but that's fine.

Speaker 77 Now you know that I have a new wife.

Speaker 59 Andrew Streeter, Sleep Fartin.

Speaker 80 He does a good job

Speaker 77 of eating for his blood type.

Speaker 75 He loves cheese fries,

Speaker 31 but he can't have them now.

Speaker 44 He's got a good wife

Speaker 77 stuck in his Dutch oven.

Speaker 80 He's got them bad boys

Speaker 80 ripping all night.

Speaker 22 Getting sleeping.

Speaker 22 Sleep for you. Sleep for the Lord.

Speaker 22 Yeah, you sleep.

Speaker 22 Sleep farther.

Speaker 15 Amino Hesson, the candyman can.

Speaker 9 Who can take the sunrise,

Speaker 9 sprinkle it with dew,

Speaker 3 cover it with chocolate and a miracle or so?

Speaker 9 The Candyman, oh, the Candyman can.

Speaker 9 Candyman.

Speaker 15 Jeremy Tashay, Arizona.

Speaker 20 I know

Speaker 77 what all you want to say,

Speaker 13 but I think you'd attend my funeral if I died in LA.

Speaker 79 And I wonder

Speaker 13 if there is a place where nobody would show up for me when I pass away

Speaker 13 Oh,

Speaker 13 what if I die in a Cleveland sports bar or a Boston hot tub or Tampa?

Speaker 79 I'll make sure I'm done, not in Maine or Mobile

Speaker 44 Because I belong dying in Arizona

Speaker 13 Everyone will be there for me Arizona

Speaker 78 I'm gonna make sure that I'm back from West Hollywood.

Speaker 13 I'm gonna make sure that I die in Arizona,

Speaker 77 Arizona

Speaker 15 Yeti Blanc, McCover rated

Speaker 20 taught him how to sing.

Speaker 41 He grades with no exemption. You're not a king without a crown.
He sees McJesus skating by

Speaker 52 another year with hopes degraded. The

Speaker 20 cup evaded.

Speaker 3 He's writing down the corners.

Speaker 3 McOverated, Leonardo titled, they are gone. Greg was right, read what he writes.

Speaker 3 You know he knew it all along. The Panthers clawed.

Speaker 3 They own the Stanley Cup so well.

Speaker 3 You'll be reading Greg's headlines. The things you should have thought yourself.

Speaker 3 Up hope

Speaker 77 taught him how

Speaker 15 Mystery Crate crew, we go together from Greece.

Speaker 44 That's the way it should be.

Speaker 53 I didn't watch this.

Speaker 3 I hate you, Chris. Oh, yeah, my back to that.

Speaker 15 Andrew Strater, just not the heat.

Speaker 75 Jimmy Buckets ain't just gonna stand there in the corner.

Speaker 75 Says he'd play for Atlanta.

Speaker 76 Just not the heat.

Speaker 75 Sell his coffee as a clipper. Just not the heat.
Maybe a buck or a blazer. Just not the heat.
Says he'll play anywhere.

Speaker 76 Just not the heat.

Speaker 15 Rams defensive tackle Kobe Turner sings his original song Home.

Speaker 72 Thinking of you every time I'm born,

Speaker 72 listening

Speaker 72 on these nights and all.

Speaker 72 They say home is where your heart is. Mine's been yours since when you came on your way.
From that day, I knew you'd been my light.

Speaker 72 No, I loves not like those movies.

Speaker 72 We've got ups and downs and places. But I can see light at the end when I look in the stats.

Speaker 15 Yeti Blanc, I'll take Eberflus.

Speaker 66 I'll take Eberflus.

Speaker 66 Yeah, he's got the juice.

Speaker 66 Get the defense right, glory hole is in sight. I'll take Eberflus.

Speaker 66 But if we still lose,

Speaker 66 then it's here to since throw time at Doctor School.

Speaker 66 I'll take him.

Speaker 15 Jeremy Tashay, Glory Holes.

Speaker 9 I had a friend who was a bad football player

Speaker 9 back in high school.

Speaker 9 Couldn't run that football fire. So he bought a team called the Cowboys.

Speaker 9 Saw him the other night in this fathom stall. I was walking in, he was walking out.

Speaker 9 He came up to me and explained. He has a few kinks.

Speaker 9 And all he kept talking about

Speaker 9 Glorios.

Speaker 58 Ever just about five. Glorios.

Speaker 58 Careful where you put your eyes. Glorios.

Speaker 58 Glorios

Speaker 15 Andrew Strader, Ristrepo.

Speaker 80 Now we're running the league 8 and Osn that's sweet, you bet so.

Speaker 80 Top five team, baby, you know, Miami's Ristrepo.

Speaker 81 EA Sports, ranked him too low.

Speaker 80 You should be like one hundo.

Speaker 80 This is his team, everyone knows.

Speaker 81 He is him, Ristrepo.

Speaker 80 You know the ex gonna give it to you. Wide open, even when he's covered.
These kings are gonna win it all, yeah.

Speaker 20 Cause he's doing his thing, racking up dubs.

Speaker 57 He a dairy strepo.

Speaker 81 All ACC, baby, you know he is Henry Streppo.

Speaker 20 EA Sports.

Speaker 21 Listener at Robot Tatas Remix.

Speaker 10 I prefer the anal one.

Speaker 3 Tatas, shake the main, baby, shake, shake them. Tatas, shake the base, baby, shake the Tatas

Speaker 67 Tetas

Speaker 66 Tatas

Speaker 66 Tetas

Speaker 15 Rose and Yeti Blanc pepper sprayed Rose

Speaker 82 There was no need for pepper spray to be rained down on me

Speaker 82 And I sustained all our time left I injury

Speaker 82 Oh hi I stay socks drama you lost that's the deal

Speaker 82 The video clearly shows, with my eye almost blinded, there's Harry and Lucy laughing.

Speaker 82 Baby,

Speaker 82 I can tell you that I'm pissed

Speaker 82 Rose with the spray.

Speaker 82 Ooh, she sounded like a goose was stepped on with heels, yeah.

Speaker 82 Even though Rose was in June,

Speaker 82 there's Harry and Lucy laughing.

Speaker 82 Even though I was in Dune,

Speaker 72 there's Harry and Lucy

Speaker 58 laughed.

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Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo.

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