Postgame Show: You May Be Right (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Football's back.

We got Juju coming up here in a second.

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The fans have been bringing it.

Let's see what they got this week.

The best players in NFL have the worst names.

Jeremy Tashay looks like the American Idol contestant that immediately gets a no from all three judges.

Took a look at the statue today.

I'm 042.

Coach even tried to draw me a play.

Something new.

But I was blocked by the friends, the friends, the friends, the friends.

It's true.

After taxes, $188 million

is not enough to move the green buddy.

And is basically diet bacon.

Hey, it's Jared.

I think you could combine the Cowboys, the Jets, and the Browns into one super team, and they'd still miss the playoffs.

John Isner does not give two shits that Zaslow's movie theater sells pickles.

I disagree with that.

I think if you combine the Browns, the Jets, and the Cowboys, you'd have a damn good team.

Put it on the poll at Lebatard Show.

Is Ham Diet Bacon?

Greg Cody, the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody

has another podcast drop that was on Monday, bigger and batter than anything that Pablo Torrey is going to drop tomorrow.

What do people need to know about the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody podcast that just dropped?

Yeah, I would mention three things.

Number one, you come live inside the PFPI Fantasy Draft.

It's a Greg Cody show exclusive.

No other podcast had a camera.

in the PFPI Fantasy Draft.

So you get to see that.

We talked to a fantasy football expert who grades my draft draft versus Christopher's draft.

And also we revisit the big laptop incident last year, last week on the show here that created such a yelling match between Christopher and I.

And I expected it to be conciliatory with both of us apologizing to each other.

Didn't happen.

Wow.

Why would someone else have a camera in your fantasy football roar?

Well,

it's a major annual event.

Yeah.

And so there were media inquiries.

Why did Ben's parents have sex with him under a bed?

That's a good point.

I was wondering that myself.

But we denied other media inquiries because we wanted it for the Greg Cohen show exclusively.

You know, you can understand that.

Had sex with him under the bed.

There needed to be a comma.

Yeah, I think there was.

Yeah, that was weird wording.

No, it should.

It should have.

It should have.

I'm not going to lie, when I was putting it all together, I heard it, and I'm just like, is this worth calling my dad to

jump on Zoom?

Yeah.

I was just like,

you know what?

That's fine.

There's a standard.

In my defense, you didn't notice it till like the third time it was said.

Yeah,

it sounds like his parents are having sex with him under the bed.

No, how did they fit it?

It actually sounded before that because the under the bed didn't come until later, it sounded like the winner was them just having sex with me.

Well, neither did your dad.

And then it

said under the bed.

Who has sex under a bed?

Steve Martin.

Is that right?

It's Suse.

Do you have it back in my day?

Juju, Lee Corso.

We got it right.

We got the ending right.

Unbelievable that we allowed ourselves in the middle of a stadium full of people on live television to get one ending right.

Ozzy Osborne got one ending right, and Lee Corso gets another ending right.

They did a really good job because it wasn't like this whole drawn-out, dramatic, over-emotional thing.

They were just able to do the show and have the really fun moment at the end.

And I think what contributes to that was they had that special that they did at the end of last week where that was all the emotion.

Everyone's crying and saying how much they love Lee.

I thought they did it.

They did a really good job.

My only critique was that they did it.

They wanted the crowd to hear it.

So there was kind of like an echo.

Like at the moment when Herbie was doing his toss to, it was a slight echo.

It's hard to do in front of 90,000 people live like that.

It's so hard.

And it's so difficult when you can see that they're trying to sort of hold a grandfather by the elbows to make sure that he gets to the end.

He's in front of 90,000 people.

You want a stadium to hear him just right?

It's a little bit hard.

I understand that that's the ask.

You don't want the moment to be perfect.

I want it to be fully clean on TV.

And they sacrificed like 5% of it being clean on TV for the people in the stadium to hear it.

Did you guys see Ronaldi on Big Noon to attribute to him with the bear?

Yeah, they had like a whole thing where it was him talking about Lee Corso and how much he meant to game day and all this stuff.

Like Big Noon, their competitor.

They stopped.

They stopped.

No, multiple times.

They did a tribute to him.

They all put on headgear at one point in time.

And then they simulcast the headgear pick, which was

our idea that they took.

They should have, though.

I'm imagining they heard it and they were like, hey, I heard a good idea.

I don't think so.

We should probably do this.

Yeah, but they didn't position it as like, I heard a good idea.

Some guy just ran with him and said, hey.

This is my idea.

That's when some guy heard our show and then went to it.

Guys.

I thought it was a good idea and was surprised that they did it juju uh what were the things that stood out for you about corso

yeah dog i it was impressive that they were cutting onions in front of 90 000 people the entire time because i'm watching the show i'm like lord like what's happening i'm like

i'm gangster like i'm it's like so just great to see a proper send-off from a legend and the legend was still legendary with his last picks went perfect Tennessee, Florida State, South Carolina, Miami, LSU, Ohio State.

Man, hats off to the legend.

What a wonderful career.

And all his teams that he played for and coached also won.

Did you have any opinions on any of the subject matter from today's show and some of the stuff we missed?

For example, surely you have opinions on Amin Alhassen saying that the stealing the hat from a kid is just informing children what capitalism really looks like so they can learn it early in life.

Bro, that is one of the craziest scenes.

His response to the millionaire, his response made it even wackier.

Here's his response.

If this is his response, I know how the internet works these days.

We might need to play the reckless speculation because I'm not 100% sure he responded this way.

But if so, he's the most hilarious man on earth.

Time to throw away the journalistic credibility and get reckless.

Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.

Zaz quit making quit quit quit

you got to tell him he's good.

You're good.

Pay attention.

You're doing you know what I'm doing?

I'm trying to see when the new rankings are coming out.

I'm trying to see where the team is going.

Keep refreshing back here.

Yeah.

Me and Mike are doing our own AP rankings a couple minutes ago.

I forgot about that.

Forgiving.

He says the recent...

I'm sorry.

I'm going to read it like he said it.

The recent incident at the tennis match has called disproportionate online uproar.

It's all about the famous hat, of course.

Yes, I took it.

Yes, I did it quickly.

But as I've always said, life is first come, first serve.

What are you doing?

I've always said it.

And he's made some threats as well to his,

whatever that's called, constituency.

All right, constituency.

He's made some threats.

So he's doubling down on taking the hat.

That's crazy.

Yes, sir.

He's doubling down, and that's crazy.

The same way it was crazy last night.

I don't know if y'all touched this, with Jordan was actually on the sideline with Bill for a little spell.

That is absolute nuts behavior from Jordan and Bill.

Why are you over there, sis?

Get back up there in the stands.

Salute to you, but that's a bad look after that loss.

Speaking of bad looks, what do you think of this here?

Alabama fan in the middle finger.

We've got an Alabama.

I don't know if this is exactly the way to cover college football, but we're covering the hell out of college football without talking about the U.S.

Open.

What's happening here with this Alabama fan?

Man, this was you guys, which one?

Put it on the poll, Juju, so I can get to it tomorrow at Lebatard show.

Which tears did you enjoy more, Alabama's or Bill Belichicks?

Because

I thought we were a little bit done with Alabama tears.

Like, I thought we already knew that was all over, didn't we?

No,

I didn't think so.

Also, side note castellanos i think we finally found middle ground like literal middle ground this is a kid from miami florida went to jeremy's ucf and went to the

where county high school oh my goodness where

the kid himself went to high school if you didn't know my high school the most countryest high school in the world i think we found somebody to root for even though he's with the rival right now in the accostellanos oh brilliant but i think that alabama fan has never looked more handsome in his entire life

what a shot if you're gonna lose go out with a barrel and he definitely did that is uh is juju pronouncing that name uh correctly because i've always pronounced it castellanos when i when i see it he is pronouncing it the way that castellanos wants it being pronounced oh really yeah whether or not castellanos is actually pronouncing it all right that's really not that important

no i was just curious so am i wrong when I call him Castellanos?

Yes, because he wants to be called Castellanos.

Okay, I'm going to have to do better.

I think he might be wrong.

You think he might be wrong?

Yeah.

Isn't it his choice?

Well, I mean, if I

all of a sudden showed up today and said, you know, my name is now Zuslow.

No,

that's wrong.

Our name is supposed to be Cote.

I don't know how you dolphin fans do it.

You got H-Han and Sertan just doing whatever the hell they want.

Speaking of wrong, the entire world got it wrong, including me.

When when we saw Devin Hester Jr.

running back a punt return.

I was like, boy, I am old.

It is over for me.

But he is not related to the Devin Hester in any shape, form, or fashion.

I tried to explain that to my friends.

We were doing a fantasy draft that night, and I was like, yeah, so Devin Hester Jr.

returned a kick for a touchdown.

Now explain it to me.

Oh, wow, how cool.

I'm like, he's not.

Devin Hester Jr.

He's just Devin Hester Jr.

Oh, I get it now.

Different middle names.

Also, Hunter Renfro in the adorable moment this week, he says that he missed over 10 calls from the Panthers Brass, Dave Canades, and Dan Morgan because his daughter was playing Bluey and watching Bluey, and she kept ignoring the calls, which made me want to ask the fathers in here, what's something adorable yet seriously frustrating that your daughters have done, if you can think of anything?

This K-pop movie just obsessed my whole life.

I can't get in.

You too?

Dude.

It's got some bangers.

I mean, it's got a couple of bangers, but I've heard it so many times, I'm done with it.

I'm just done.

They figured out how to make music that addicts the children?

It gets the moms, too.

It does.

K-pop.

Moms love music.

Solid genre.

It's another thing they love too.

I'll tell you what.

Oh, not again.

At Levittard Show.

At Levittard Show on the Polls.

What do you have for us on poll updates, Juju?

Have you ever been inside your neighbor's master bedroom?

83% of the audience says, no, they have not.

Yo, I got to work.

How else am I going to make that money?

Definitely hate.

Got to want to earn.

Yeah.

Do you...

Well said.

Do you know what a plane stick is?

84% of the audience says no, they do not.

What?

Dunkin' donuts, plain stick.

They do not know.

So describe now.

You've got to tell the audience what it is.

A plane stick is a donut that is the plainest of the donuts.

Yeah, it's a plane stick.

Sounds like my only toy is a child.

I can't even find it on their menu.

You know what?

I will stop at Dunkin' Donuts tomorrow morning on the way and I will buy a plane stick.

I don't bring lunch in.

Let's go.

That was a great joke by Greg Cody.

His original toy was indeed a plane stick.

Thank you.

Like, he, no, before toys,

before toys were invented, Greg Cody wanted to play and what did he play with a plain stick that and kicking a rock

There were no toys toys have not been invented yet.

So all that was available

keep going juju

Speaking of play steel I just want to throw a random salute and a welcome back Thanassus on to Tacumpo to the NBA.

Come on man.

Back on the team with his big brother.

i love it our lemonade stands a grift by the parents

82 of the audience says yes it is

a whopping 35 bucks

to steal money for dinner to make that doesn't pay for dinner anymore i gotta do it

it pays for like six avocados

Is Bill Belichick's face stupider now that he has took that loss?

100%.

94% of the audience says yes, it is.

Does Bill Belichick enjoy Bill Belichick's suffering more than anyone?

75% of the audience says yes.

I know, Chris, you don't think it's true, but he does love to be miserable.

Like, you know, people like this.

Kornheiser's like this.

I don't know many like this, but Belichick probably enjoys misery.

Yeah, it looks weird when he smiles.

It's like creepy.

Also creepy, the Oregon duck lost his head the other day.

Neither here nor there.

Get well soon.

Last poll.

Should there be raisins in the potato salad?

The potato salad.

96% of the audience says, no, there should not be.

And those are your polls.

Before we get to Jeremy, who's got a song about me not apologizing to Diana Roussini, do you have any thoughts, Juju?

We did not cover tennis at all today.

We did not cover the U.S.

Open.

What did you think of all the things that happened there oh yeah taylor townsend take a bow for a great you know what i mean performance and how she responded last year last week to controversy even though she's out now but naomi osaka yesterday in straight sets against coco golf might have got her swag back on national television like all the stuff that she's gone through mental health wise having a daughter it's just very commendable to see her come back in such great fashion.

So I know Coco gonna be back.

She's She's playing with the new serve, trying it out right now.

So she's going to be good.

But it's definitely good to see Naomi Osaka back on the right path.

Did you refresh it where the hurricanes ranked?

Because I think Notre Dame's not going to drop.

I think they're going to stay exactly where they were.

No, no, I'm just kidding.

It hasn't updated yet.

I'm just so mad just now.

I'm just kidding.

You heard it.

So mad.

Four top 10 teams lost.

It would be funny if Notre Dame just stayed right where they were.

Just

kept it right where they were.

You better be kidding.

Juju, see, you guys got enraged.

As if we're not.

I don't like getting my chain jerked.

Did you refresh it?

It hasn't updated yet.

That's right.

Because you care what the AP says after week one.

The three of you are refreshing things.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you care about?

The coach's poll?

But it gets some respect.

I care about not apologizing.

That's the most important poll until December when it's completely meaningless.

Yes.

Okay.

Very good.

Let's play Jeremy's song.

Thank you, Juju.

Appreciate the time, sir.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Hey, it's Diana Rossini.

Dance, trying to say he's sorry.

But he said, My bad, you feel that way.

She was doing a real job.

No, it isn't just a how.

We all wanted to know where feeling play.

But he's been telling us she's all alone, condescending toward the job she owns.

Even says the life she chose is so insane.

But Greg Cody

has advice.

He knows how to make things right.

And he says it only takes this one quick phrase.

You may be right,

or if you say so,

and you won't have to actually

say sorry no more.

Apologize,

say you'll never know

if all these won't

say you may be right.