Hour 2: THE WINNERS OF THE 2025 SUEY AWARDS! (feat. Amin Elhassan)

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Speaker 17 Look at this.

Speaker 13 This is a two-minute timeout.

Speaker 20 Give me a headset.

Speaker 19 Well, the wheels are off.

Speaker 21 Belichick's getting beat down and his debut

Speaker 21 In front of his famous friends and the game day crew

Speaker 19 College game day crew

Speaker 20 Fully shitting his pants on a prime time stage

Speaker 20 Prime time stage

Speaker 21 48 points allowed is twice his girlfriend's age His girlfriend's age. By the end of the third, the whole crowd is gone.

Speaker 21 And the TV crew's so bored, there's only one thing to be done.

Speaker 24 Herb Street's dog has got a headset on.

Speaker 23 This game's so bad that we're platforming a dog.

Speaker 24 Herbie's new Donkey is now taking up the screen.

Speaker 21 This game has gone so wrong that it's being called by Herb Street Star. Herb Street's Dog has got a headset on

Speaker 4 herb street's dog has got a headset favorite part of uh college game day was a send-off to lee corso second favorite part was uh herb street's dog taking a shit where they were kicking the field goal

Speaker 26 and they jumped in the shit dan did you know herb street's got a dog Herb Street's running the place, man.

Speaker 3 Louses, dog. He's like Jess around here with her dog.
Herb Street just brings his dog and it shits everywhere.

Speaker 27 Well, this is dog number two, though.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I know. This is the...
He got over that quickly. Yeah.
That was a quick rebound.

Speaker 3 Quick rebound by old Herb Street there.

Speaker 4 Gotta let me mourn the last dog a little bit longer. That's just my personal feeling on it.
I love dogs.

Speaker 28 Love dogs. Also, like the human names throws me off.

Speaker 7 Let's work in a rex.

Speaker 2 I would improper mourning time.

Speaker 16 You needed to mourn the dog a little bit before you moved on.

Speaker 28 This is my golden retriever.

Speaker 4 Thaddeus.

Speaker 30 What are we doing?

Speaker 11 What's the appropriate amount of time, Greg? Just out of time.

Speaker 29 You know, four months.

Speaker 31 But he could have,

Speaker 27 I don't know. I think he had this dog also.

Speaker 31 I think he has several dogs.

Speaker 11 Yeah, so this is just his new favorite dog, I guess.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you know, as a dog expert.

Speaker 24 Well, namely, Jonathan.

Speaker 32 I'll tell you what I know. Are you a dog expert? Yeah, I'm a dog expert.

Speaker 3 You're not a dog. You're not a dog expert.

Speaker 3 You have Jumpin' Charlie, who never behaves and still doesn't behave, and you sent him off to boot camp at great expense and came back, and he was more behaved, but still not behaved.

Speaker 33 Okay, what's your point?

Speaker 3 That doesn't make you a dog expert.

Speaker 26 You can't call yourself a dog expert if you yourself cannot train your dog.

Speaker 16 My dog is well trained.

Speaker 27 Not by you. He listens to me.

Speaker 11 He could be an expert and just be a bad dog owner.

Speaker 16 Thank you, Billy.

Speaker 3 Put it on the poll, please, Juju at Lebatard Show. Can you be a good dog owner?

Speaker 26 That's usually something you would thank someone for.

Speaker 3 If you didn't train the dog yourself.

Speaker 29 When I snap my finger and say, Charlie, sit.

Speaker 27 That dog sits. No, he doesn't.

Speaker 35 And not only that, he sits at attention.

Speaker 37 I believe that.

Speaker 3 Because someone else trained him how to do it.

Speaker 27 No, I do that.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Greg, because some...

Speaker 3 You did not train the dog to behave. You couldn't get the dog to stop jumping.

Speaker 3 You sent it away to how long for a boot camp?

Speaker 33 It was a month.

Speaker 26 Definitely so expensive too.

Speaker 14 Yeah, very expensive.

Speaker 3 You didn't do that. Someone else did that for you.

Speaker 10 Whatever my dad thinks it costs, it was like double that. That's what my mom does with it.

Speaker 32 I know. She always does that.
I'm stuck in the past.

Speaker 20 That's fine.

Speaker 29 I mean, but what did we give for a winning gift? 20 bucks?

Speaker 27 She laughs at me. He's a good boy now, though, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, very good.

Speaker 14 And he teaches.

Speaker 10 No, just talk about Billy.

Speaker 8 It's fine.

Speaker 11 You ever thought about like maybe,

Speaker 11 you know, jumping Charlie's lobos? Maybe he gets in on the PFPI fantasy or anything like that.

Speaker 27 Now that he's such a good boy.

Speaker 29 You know what? If we can teach him how to pick games, I would consider that because when my then six-year-old granddaughter gets in the league, anybody can.

Speaker 27 I've seen them do it at the zoo. They have whales and all kinds of stuff picking games.

Speaker 11 Why not jump in Charlie? I feel like Jumpin' Charlie should make picks for us every single week this year.

Speaker 29 Why not Jumpin' Charlie?

Speaker 11 Why not Jumpin Charlie? That's what I say.

Speaker 27 JC.

Speaker 3 Yep. Another terrible idea by Billy.
Good idea.

Speaker 27 Last week we had the owner of the Packers on. You're welcome.

Speaker 3 We have a Suey Award-winning spree to go through here. I don't know how winning Greg Cody was here.
I don't know who won here, but I'm very excited to listen to just this is a big deal, okay?

Speaker 3 So after this, we're putting the Sueys behind, which means football straight ahead.

Speaker 3 And the next few shows are going to, I think, be dedicated to whatever it is that Pablo's doing tomorrow because Pablo is Pabloing.

Speaker 26 I'm working on that, by the way.

Speaker 3 You're working on that story?

Speaker 27 Well, I'm a journalist. And

Speaker 26 look, it didn't quite work out the way that I wanted to, but I almost scooped Cody.

Speaker 3 No, well, we got outsmarted by Greg Cody, and he, yeah, that was unbelievable.

Speaker 3 We didn't celebrate that enough. We got outsmarted by Greg Cody,

Speaker 3 slow and dim-witted when it comes to technology.

Speaker 28 You're never going to get it.

Speaker 3 You're a have-not.

Speaker 34 I'm trying, though.

Speaker 14 I have sources.

Speaker 4 Have-not.

Speaker 3 You have till tomorrow at 9 a.m. Otherwise, I'm working it.
Okay,

Speaker 3 we've got all of the SUI winners. What are you looking at, Greg? What are you looking at, Billy? What are you saying?

Speaker 9 I'm a have now.

Speaker 33 What? Whoa. I'm a have.

Speaker 14 Spill it.

Speaker 35 Spill Spill it. I'm a half.

Speaker 9 Just get to the Suez.

Speaker 34 I'm a half.

Speaker 30 Here are the Suey winners right now.

Speaker 14 The winners of the Sueys.

Speaker 18 And now, the winners of the 2025 SUI Awards presented by Miller Light.

Speaker 36 Best Dismissal. Billy Gill dismisses Europe.

Speaker 27 Europe sucks. I don't know if you're aware of this.

Speaker 39 Like, we keep saying, like, well, in Europe, this would happen.

Speaker 27 Europe is terrible, which is why all all of us left Europe.

Speaker 31 That's why everybody's here in America, because everyone decided, you know what?

Speaker 14 Europe is terrible.

Speaker 31 Like, the English decided, the Spaniards decided, the Italians decided.

Speaker 39 Every single person came together at one point in time and said, you know what?

Speaker 31 We may not disagree on a lot of things, but we can all agree.

Speaker 40 Europe sucks. Let's just jump on this boat and see where it takes us because we can't be here anymore.

Speaker 31 Because Europe, again, terrible. No air conditioning.
Everything is old, horrible. All they do is try to steal American culture and then tell you all of their old crap is so great.

Speaker 37 Europe, terrible. And it takes forever to get there.

Speaker 9 Forever to get there.

Speaker 39 If I'm boarding a plane for eight hours, Europe better not be where I'm landing.

Speaker 41 Best back in my day.

Speaker 13 Cruise ships.

Speaker 9 I won.

Speaker 38 Didn't deserve to be.

Speaker 42 I'm doing anything more strenuous on a cruise than playing a couple of holes on mini golf, watching my wife lose at bingo, getting annoyed during some trivia contest, or praying at the roulette wheel.

Speaker 43 One other thing, it's not a Broadway or a Cirque de Soleil.

Speaker 42 I'm on a big, slow boat. I don't need a concert or a show production.
Just give me an open buffet and a bar every 25 feet.

Speaker 18 Make cruise ships dull again.

Speaker 42 I'm Greg Cody, and that's how it was back in my day.

Speaker 41 Most uncomfortable moment. Dan Lebetard asks NASCAR driver Ryan Blaney, what is the worst part of the life?

Speaker 3 What is the worst part of the life?

Speaker 37 The worst part?

Speaker 24 uh

Speaker 39 wrecking that sucks that's gonna end

Speaker 23 that sucks

Speaker 30 like

Speaker 45 like that's the worst thing ever um best story david sampson gave a sermon at a black church i needed their support uh for public money for the ballpark so hold on i was the only white guy in there jewish i am jewish i am white

Speaker 45 the the white is the same how did you okay so how did you dress How I dressed is I went to visit a black tailor.

Speaker 39 Hold on. No.

Speaker 45 And I had a suit made for me by Andre Dawson's tailor.

Speaker 45 So I looked like Andre Dawson, and it was awesome. I had a concigliary who was Cuban, and we had a plan of all the different people we had to get votes from.

Speaker 45 So we went to the Cubans, we went to the non-Cubanists.

Speaker 27 100%.

Speaker 45 I had to go get one personally made. A guy of Adda.

Speaker 41 Best Stugatz dismissal.

Speaker 29 David Sampson.

Speaker 27 Way too much David, by the way.

Speaker 47 I came in here thinking Greg Cody was going to be at Greg Cody Tuesdays. I left five, six weeks ago, and it was

Speaker 47 Greg Cody every Tuesday. And now we replace that with who's asking for more Sampson? Wow.
Nobody is the answer.

Speaker 41 Best revelation. Dan Lebetard's parents once had sex with him under the bed.

Speaker 3 You don't understand the way that you're triggering for me the memory of being under my parents' bed when they were having...

Speaker 3 Well, I didn't know what sex was at the time the the bed was just a rockin'

Speaker 3 this is your first this is your ultimate core memory i think this is a driven everything but this is the thing it's been buried for 50 years i've got it last i've got no memory it was it was very short but i didn't i i that's in retro i didn't know what they were doing i didn't know what they were doing i why is the bed rocking i mean look for me it wasn't even disgust that was in retrospect at the moment it was just fear these are not small people the bed is rocking i'm under it Worst of the best musical performance.

Speaker 41 Taylor Vipolis fire Mac Brown.

Speaker 23 Well, I'd fire Mac Brown.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I'd fire Mac Brown.

Speaker 44 Watching this team is my personal hell. Yeah, I'd fire Mac Brown.

Speaker 41 Worst mistake. Greg Cody thinks he watched Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game that wasn't televised.

Speaker 29 Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game. I was seven years old watching on a black and white Sylvania television set.

Speaker 3 This is a great story here.

Speaker 49 I thought it was like famously not televised.

Speaker 3 I don't think we have seen video proof of him scoring the 100, have we?

Speaker 35 Yeah, it was he held up a sign after the game.

Speaker 46 No, but that's not the same. That's all.
There's a Mandela set going on.

Speaker 46 Jessica. There's no way.
Jessica, I think.

Speaker 35 You think that's a conspiracy theory?

Speaker 3 I think it wasn't televised or something.

Speaker 33 I'm just telling you, I watched it on TV.

Speaker 46 I don't trust you. You couldn't have watched it on TV.

Speaker 49 According to the Library of Congress, the amazing performance wasn't televised, and there's no videotape of the game, only a Philadelphia radio station broadcast.

Speaker 39 You're full of it.

Speaker 46 You're just making that up memory. Maybe it's a figment of my imagination.

Speaker 14 Best laugh, Charlotte Wilder.

Speaker 36 Best musical performance, Rose and Yeti Blanc. Pepper Sprayed Rose.

Speaker 44 There was no need for pepper spray to be rained on me.

Speaker 44 And I sustain

Speaker 44 all our time, left eye injury.

Speaker 44 Oh high on the state, sucks drama. You lost, that's the deal.

Speaker 44 The video clearly shows, with my eye almost blinded, there's Harry and Lucy laughing.

Speaker 22 Baby,

Speaker 22 I can tell you that I'm pissed

Speaker 22 rose with the spray. Ooh, she sounded like a goose was stepped on with heels, yeah.

Speaker 22 Even though Rose wasn't doomed, there's Harry and Lucy laughing.

Speaker 44 Even though I wasn't doomed,

Speaker 41 there's Harry and Lucy

Speaker 22 laugh

Speaker 22 fake

Speaker 36 best limited fake unknown listeners limited fake Steve from Sex and the City.

Speaker 20 Miranda

Speaker 9 That was from the only me and Mike did so many good limited fakes this year and just this call is Miranda Juggernaut deserved every bit of that.

Speaker 3 It did. I left thinking that would win in a landslide.
It did not win in the biggest landslide. That was Greg Cody's back in my day.
Everyone picked that one.

Speaker 3 It was also the only one in that category.

Speaker 3 And it wasn't the best one. He just hasn't done very many in the last four years.
But you can buy his book, A Lazy Recycling of All Previous Back in My Days.

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Speaker 14 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 26 My algorithm on Instagram is dance all boobs.

Speaker 34 Stugats. It's a good algorithm.

Speaker 51 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 33 Special congratulations to Yeti Blanc of the Greg Cody Show podcast, who, along with Rose, won that song.

Speaker 35 What a beautiful song. Rose has a beautiful voice.
Yet he always great. It was just terrific.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 All deserving winners.

Speaker 28 Let's see that one.

Speaker 3 Belichick's record with Tom Brady, 249 and 75, and six Super Bowl titles. Without Tom Brady, 84 and 103.
Sucks. In the last four seasons after Brady left in New England, he was 29 and 38.

Speaker 26 Dude is so washed. I love it.
I love watching him there on the sideline with that stupid face. Face is pretty stupid when you're losing.

Speaker 35 I think there's probably a

Speaker 35 pretty good correlation, though, that any successful coach is going to have a better record with the superstar quarterback than he does without the superstar quarterback.

Speaker 3 Is your face stupider? Put it on the poll at Levittard Show. Is Bill Belichick's face stupider now that he's losing?

Speaker 11 Wouldn't he much rather just like be on the beach doing aerobics? And whatever he was doing with Jordan, where he's like holding her up and she's like pretending to fly than coach North Carolina.

Speaker 34 You see, Jordan

Speaker 26 was in the, you know, in the box in the suite before the game, and she's got the giant Super Bowl ring. She's wearing Belichick's Giant Super Bowl ring.

Speaker 26 You got to take that off after the 75-yard run being in the third, right? She earned it.

Speaker 3 Amino Hassan is with us now, and I don't know that people can get quite enough of Bill Belichick's misery.

Speaker 3 It is interesting to watch this kind of karma befall him as Tom Brady signs a deal with Fox where he gets to do a job that he can be bad at and paid $375 million for it, more than he made during his playing career.

Speaker 3 Which is, it's just insane when you think about what it is that Tom Brady has parlayed all that into and what Belichick presently is mired in.

Speaker 11 The joke's on you guys thinking that you're enjoying his misery because no one enjoys Bill Belichick's misery more than Bill Belichick does.

Speaker 14 Put it on the poll after

Speaker 38 the show.

Speaker 3 Yeah, does Bill Belichick enjoy his misery even more than the rest of us do? He does like to be miserable, so maybe that's the answer to your question.

Speaker 3 Why isn't he on a beach somewhere doing aerobics? Because he'd rather be in the game plan, trying to figure out how not to lose by allowing 48 points.

Speaker 3 I mean, are you ready to do your weekend observations here? Are you ready to get out of the gate with that? Or do you need to promote? What can we say?

Speaker 3 Because there's a big controversy here about haves and have-nots.

Speaker 3 And I don't think a lot of people are allowed to know much of anything about what it is that you and Pablo Torrey are doing tomorrow and others.

Speaker 3 But look at the smile on his face. He knows something the rest of us don't, and he loves when that's the case.

Speaker 48 Actually, I hate it, Dan, because every waking moment of my life, I have to fight myself from revealing this amazing story.

Speaker 48 Matter of fact, that text that you, me, and Sullivan were on this morning, it got me a little bit of relief because finally I could talk to somebody else about this amazing story.

Speaker 48 Billy, I don't think you were on the text thread, though.

Speaker 11 No, but I'm going to have now.

Speaker 27 I have this right here. And if you want to go, I just saw it.
I just almost quickly turned it over.

Speaker 14 Be careful.

Speaker 3 We're not joking. This is not a joke.
Pablo is Pabloing. I mean,

Speaker 10 implies it's basketball related.

Speaker 24 That's not a bigger deal.

Speaker 24 Now Samson's involved. Ask all of it.

Speaker 14 Basketball.

Speaker 3 Perhaps it requires some executive expertise of some sort.

Speaker 3 But what can you tell us? Will this be yes or no? This will be a bigger story than all of the reporting that Pablo did on Jordan and Belichick.

Speaker 48 Oh, for sure. I mean, look, a bigger sports story.

Speaker 48 Obviously, the relationship angle, the age differential, there's always going to be something tabloidy in People magazine that's going to draw eyeballs to that story.

Speaker 48 But in terms of sports, this is bigger than the Malik Beasley story. This is bigger than the NFL stuff because this is something that is going to impact, I think,

Speaker 48 sports immediately. Not like, oh, big picture.
How crazy was that? This is something that right now, there are going to be ramifications.

Speaker 4 I'm nervous about this now. We're We're naturally predisposed to reduce expectations.

Speaker 10 We're overselling now. And now

Speaker 26 building this up.

Speaker 25 I don't even think we should run this episode.

Speaker 9 I don't know.

Speaker 25 It's big enough.

Speaker 48 Yeah, you know what? You're right. Let's not ever release it.
Let's just talk about it like skirting around.

Speaker 30 Pablo does that.

Speaker 3 Pablo did that with Ezra Edelman and Pablo Torrey finds out where they're talking about a Prince documentary like 12 people got to watch because Prince's

Speaker 3 estate took it all away. So it's a huge, a hugely, it's more interesting than the OJ documentary, and 12 people have seen it.

Speaker 48 I like the way you said estate. It sounded like the way Zaz says Thai food.

Speaker 48 Estate.

Speaker 3 Are you ready to do weekend observations?

Speaker 48 I'm born ready.

Speaker 3 Oh, really? Okay.

Speaker 13 Look at that. It is time for it

Speaker 17 to share his game notes.

Speaker 17 No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy.

Speaker 48 Weekend observations is presented by Miller Light.

Speaker 41 Dan,

Speaker 48 it's been so long since I experienced it. I had forgotten what it was like.

Speaker 48 The unmistakable aroma, the distinct flavor, the bulb of energy that shoots through your body the second the first drop hits your tongue. And just like that, make no mistake.

Speaker 48 Football tier tasting season is back.

Speaker 13 Yes.

Speaker 48 Almost as delicious as a Cold Miller light.

Speaker 48 Where do I start? Oh, let's see. All right.
Oh, he was supposed to be the Messiah. He was supposed to be the Savior.
But the savvy among us always knew he was a fraud.

Speaker 48 And when the spotlight was brightest, we wilted. I'm talking, of course, about Lionel Messi.

Speaker 23 No. You that Dan?

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 23 No.

Speaker 48 Titcher Sherrow was right.

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 48 Mike Ryan's tears taste amazing.

Speaker 48 A little misdirection for you guys there. I know what you guys thought.
I was going to talk about that.

Speaker 3 Zaslow right right in his face saying he's turned on the team and Mike had no rebuttals. Aslo right in his face saying he is out.

Speaker 14 I'll say it right in your face.

Speaker 13 I don't care.

Speaker 4 You walked away that it's football season and everybody's out.

Speaker 13 I didn't watch a second of that game.

Speaker 9 Well,

Speaker 48 you still have tears, though.

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 28 were you the most famous fan?

Speaker 3 Excuse me, I want to get back to this, but were you the most famous fan at the Georgia Tech game? A big victory for you this season.

Speaker 48 We've got a lot to get to.

Speaker 38 Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
All right.

Speaker 48 Seriously, though, we were obsessed about this one guy the entire offseason we awaited his debut with bated breath he was hyped like no other on any other program could be including this one

Speaker 48 only for him to lay a huge wet fart on the big stage i'm speaking of course of bill belichick

Speaker 48 dan wouldn't shut up at how this guy was coming to college football to take all their stuff

Speaker 48 right then bill came and took an ass whooping week one

Speaker 4 That was certainly stranger than how Dan said a stage. Something's going around.

Speaker 3 Bam, bang, tack.

Speaker 3 What just happened to your voice? Were you losing confidence? I'm always ready.

Speaker 48 What happened? It's the internet. The internet.
You know, sometimes

Speaker 48 Taylor Vipolis's tears give me life.

Speaker 48 All right, Taylor.

Speaker 48 A little bait and switch there. Okay, let's lock in, guys.
All right. Jokes aside, there was a huge matchup this weekend with national title implications in play.
A game featuring a lot of trash talk,

Speaker 48 backed up by a storied legacy, and the loud mouth of a particular blonde podcaster who didn't even go to school for the full four years there.

Speaker 48 And now, the trash talk chickens have come to roost. I'm referring to, of course, Michelle Beadle.

Speaker 48 Wow, guys. You guys know she went to Texas?

Speaker 24 You're good.

Speaker 3 You're good. I mean, you keep getting us off the scent there.
I think you're talking about something else, but it's a big mystery.

Speaker 48 She went to Texas. It wasn't for long, but there are...
Those tears still taste taste good. Whatever little tears I have from her Texas roots, I love them.
Beads.

Speaker 48 Arch Manning said Texas didn't have a target on their back. They had lasers on everyone else's.
Apparently, he didn't notice. The laser pointed right between our eyes.

Speaker 48 Buck eyes.

Speaker 48 He talked all that shit and then went out there and looked clueless.

Speaker 3 He said red dot, though. The quote was even better than laser.
We got a red dot on everyone else.

Speaker 26 It's 38 yards through three quarters. 38 yards and zero points.

Speaker 13 And we got a red dot.

Speaker 48 got a red dot on his forehead

Speaker 48 and they pulled the trigger.

Speaker 48 Brennan a little situ for you guys,

Speaker 48 but it's time to talk about the biggest game of the weekend. Pitting two foes who shared national championship aspirations over 30 years ago.

Speaker 48 A game that featured another proud alum who didn't attend the school for four years. An alum who had no shortage of trash talk in the repertoire.

Speaker 48 And with the man a Costco side's delivery of tears produced by this massive victory.

Speaker 38 Boom.

Speaker 48 I'm alluding to, of course, myself

Speaker 48 i drank long and deep from tears straight from the mountains of colorada how about them jackets what is it about gt that makes their opponent coaches so dumb

Speaker 48 coach prime holding on to two timeouts as the fourth quarter winds down i don't blame him though it's easy to get blinded by the whites in colorado excuse me the lights

Speaker 48 Seriously, I owe Wrigley Field an apology. Boulder, Colorado made Wrigley Field look like the HBCU Battle of the Bands if it took place in the middle of Freaknick in February.

Speaker 48 The contrast of going from Jackson State to the University of Colorado should come with an epilepsy warning.

Speaker 13 Splashes.

Speaker 48 Top five things a game at Colorado is wider than.

Speaker 19 OLI

Speaker 48 Saying all lives matter.

Speaker 38 OLI. Really.

Speaker 48 Raisins in your potato salad.

Speaker 23 Really.

Speaker 48 Number five, the way David Sampson pronounces the word tetas.

Speaker 48 Number four, saying the words, should we watch Friends or the Big Bang Theory?

Speaker 48 Number three, when hearing a baseball player got called the N-word at Fenway, wanting to know what the player said to provoke it.

Speaker 48 Number two, Christmas at the North Pole.

Speaker 48 And number one, Taylor Swift dancing.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it really is. It really is.

Speaker 48 Colorado, a game at Colorado, wider than that.

Speaker 3 Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Should there be raisins in the potato salad?

Speaker 48 Always a no.

Speaker 48 And those

Speaker 48 are the weekend.

Speaker 48 Oh, wait, hold on. I forgot something.

Speaker 48 Did I forget a game?

Speaker 48 Did something happen in Miami this weekend? Wait.

Speaker 48 Did Mike Ryan not only dispense tears, but also consume them? Did he consume sweet, sweet Catholic tears?

Speaker 48 Delicious, nutritious, and brewed in the rust belt?

Speaker 48 Mike, did you down those tears and then slam that emptied cup on your counter, producing a sound that reverberated throughout your cavernous kitchen?

Speaker 48 Did the noise ring off the stainless steel appliances and the tiles and the cabinets? Did the clamor bounce all around your house? What's the word I'm looking for?

Speaker 48 I guess I'm wondering if your empty cup of tears slammed down on the counter provide the echoes heard throughout South Florida on Sunday night.

Speaker 48 Also, was one Jessica Smitana responsible for providing those tears?

Speaker 44 Perhaps.

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Speaker 48 Big bank, take little bank.

Speaker 48 To the Polish CEO, who later defended himself by saying if you were faster, you'd have it.

Speaker 48 Who got to strong in you.

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Speaker 14 Don Libertard. Doesn't matter anywhere.
We could do it in Buffalo or Baltimore, either.

Speaker 24 You say you could do it where? Anywhere.

Speaker 9 Oh, whoa.

Speaker 14 No, that's crazy.

Speaker 13 That's crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 24 He said he could do it anywhere.

Speaker 13 That's crazy, murder.

Speaker 14 Murder. Tell him.

Speaker 13 Stugats.

Speaker 7 I had no idea Mean had that in his locker.

Speaker 13 That might be his death. That's crazy.
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 14 That's crazy, killer.

Speaker 3 It's to America's death.

Speaker 24 You don't get it?

Speaker 51 This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.

Speaker 3 Put it on the poll at Levatart Show. I want to get the phrasing right.
Are Notre Dame tears delicious, nutritious, and what in the rust belt?

Speaker 34 What? Brewed in the rust belt. And brewed, yes.

Speaker 3 Are Notre Dame tears delicious, nutritious, and brewed in the rust belt?

Speaker 3 I don't believe she gave us those tears. She said that Carson Beck's touchdown throw, the first one,

Speaker 3 was it lucky? He was rolling to his left.

Speaker 24 He was avoiding.

Speaker 10 The second one, I think, was the debate. The first one was awesome.

Speaker 4 Second one was a good throw.

Speaker 48 Guys, I don't understand that.

Speaker 13 He was so good.

Speaker 3 Yes, Amin.

Speaker 48 You've been doing this show for 20 years. I got to teach you guys that when they start making excuses, oh, that was a lucky throw.
That's the definition of tears.

Speaker 48 That shouldn't count. Oh, that was the penalty on

Speaker 48 any kind of thing that's not damn. Y'all got me? That's tears.
Those are the tears. Put them in my veins.
It's PEDs. It's my pinned tweet.

Speaker 3 Amin is a big winner this week and Georgia Tech beating Colorado.

Speaker 3 And Amin, Amin is only around victory when it comes to Georgia Tech football, which has gone from, you know, the Widowmakers School produced an option offense that for 10 years was trying to, in the golden space age of future football, win with the option offense.

Speaker 3 Them and Navy were the only teams trying to do it. And that team has been, that program has been altered.
It's been fixed over the last two years. And are you indeed their most famous non-sports fan?

Speaker 48 I'll tell you, I walked around that stadium. It was me, buddy.
I ran into people I hadn't seen in 25 years. And they were all like, man, it's crazy.
What's happened to you since we've known you?

Speaker 48 I was like, guys, guys, I'm still the same guy. I have to remain humble and everything.
But deep down inside, I was really happy. There are no other famous Georgia Tech alums, just me.

Speaker 3 I wanted to ask you guys, when I saw at the game yesterday, Notre Dame has not won in, Sunday, excuse me, Notre Dame has not won in Miami since 1977. So that's 50 years.

Speaker 3 It's half a century for what is a really storied program. But over many of those years, they weren't playing.

Speaker 3 Like when Andre Johnson was on the sidelines for Miami yesterday, I was wondering if he had ever played against Notre Dame because it was nice to see Steve Walsh and it was nice to see Michael Irvin and some of those people who make their way back.

Speaker 3 And I'm wondering how many things like that Miami has, because Miami's not great at history and certainly not sports history.

Speaker 3 That rivalry is baked and handed down from 20 and 30 years ago the same way that that Cowboys documentary is something from 30 years ago that people are enjoying on Netflix because Miami has a sports thing that is steeped in some sort of history and Miami has so few of those.

Speaker 3 Miami has so few history, so little, so few things around anywhere in Miami that is all flash and party is about yesterday.

Speaker 3 But seeing Steve Walsh at that game made me wonder, Andre Johnson never played in a game like that.

Speaker 3 Andre Johnson brought back a different time in Miami sports because for two years, the Andre Johnson hurricanes tried to recreate the echoes from 30 years ago when it's Miami that's got the history here with Notre Dame at the winning part of it.

Speaker 28 The Big East kind of ruined that for a little bit.

Speaker 4 But once Miami joined the ACC and Notre Dame replicated something that they had in the Big East for all their other sports, but the ACC at the very least got them to add appearances against their other powers in that.

Speaker 4 And we're going to see this more often, by the way, as a part of a recalibrated television agreement. Notre Dame is going to be playing Miami a little bit more often.

Speaker 9 That's awesome.

Speaker 4 2017 added to the legacy of that.

Speaker 7 And I think that game on Sunday night added to the legacy.

Speaker 4 We had great moments. It was one of the greatest catches you'll ever see.
Certainly the best catch I think I've ever seen in person that CJ Daniels catch.

Speaker 4 It was a great game and great moments and they're going to be playing more often. And it's a good thing because those two teams getting together is fun.

Speaker 26 I loved being able to explain to my younger son while we're sitting on the couch watching the game together Sunday night why this rivalry is a big thing.

Speaker 26 I mean, it's what attracted me to the Hurricanes back in the late 80s was this.

Speaker 26 Like my greatest sports going memory was my father taking taking me in 89 to the Orange Bowl, number seven Miami, number one Notre Dame. Kanes kicked their ass.

Speaker 3 It's so strange to have a Miami thing that has this kind of history. It really is.

Speaker 3 These are not recent games.

Speaker 3 The thing that is the celebration of Sunday night, which was college is on the football stage.

Speaker 3 And for the last Sunday this season, a player like Malachi Tony can become a star because he's the only football player playing on a Sunday while everyone's waiting for football to arrive.

Speaker 3 And a 17-year-old kid is

Speaker 3 running on the field in a way that alerts everyone. Oh, everyone, not just Miami.
Oh, that kid has the potential to be a star. We might be hearing that name a lot more.

Speaker 4 It was also benefiting from the fact that it's really kind of the only game that delivered on the weekend. Even though Texas, Ohio State was a close game, it wasn't really great to watch.

Speaker 4 And you got all this excitement to watch big-time college football. And the games left a little something to be desired at LSU.
Clemson, okay, but that game was a really good game and it made people

Speaker 28 and the fact that it had the tradition behind it only helped and it got people, you know, all chicked up.

Speaker 3 It's not recent tradition. Do you know what the juice on a series has to be for it in the modern age to have so much Catholics versus convicts? Oh, wait, this is also about religion and race.

Speaker 3 To have so much of that on the bonfire that those teams haven't played important games against each other recently?

Speaker 3 The history of that rivalry is 30 years.

Speaker 24 2017.

Speaker 20 2017 did mean a lot.

Speaker 4 That was a tough one.

Speaker 26 Well, and they played a couple times a few years before that, once in South Bend and once in Chicago, which were not competitive games.

Speaker 3 Those are the two wins that Miami has against the top 10 program, but Miami is living off of the Miami is living off of...

Speaker 3 Fumes that were so intoxicating there that they carry it into something that we can all say is still a giant rivalry, even though Miami's only two top 10 wins are are against Notre Dame since 2017.

Speaker 3 I mean, why are you taking notes?

Speaker 3 And why are you playing?

Speaker 3 Why are you taking notes? And why are you playing a flute of some sort while I'm talking? We couldn't hear you.

Speaker 48 It's a slide whistle, and I played it because what was a raucous kind of segment grounded to a halt because we want to talk about something that we've talked about for hours and hours in the last 24 hours.

Speaker 3 What did you want to talk about? Haynes King?

Speaker 48 Haynes King? Oh, no, he's a guy that speaks my language. How about that, man? He's running all over that.

Speaker 48 Why didn't Prime Time call him timeouts, man?

Speaker 4 He's got a... You know what? Haynes King's got a bed in that locker room.
He sleeps at the facility.

Speaker 48 Let me tell you something. Haynes King was so good, they retired his jersey at a Colorado at halftime.

Speaker 48 That's how good he was. Isn't that ridiculous? They got two retired jerseys from guys that played last year.
You guys don't think that's odd?

Speaker 48 Like Colorado is an odd place. I don't think you guys are fully grasping.
I think, oh, oh, yeah, Dion, like you go there, first of all, I cannot stress how white that place is. I was staggered.

Speaker 48 I thought there would be somebody, but literally, every black person that wasn't on the field was basically a Georgia Tech fan, which is crazy because Georgia Tech is hardly this bastion of diversity, right?

Speaker 48 But then the other thing is the number of people who like...

Speaker 48 They all wore like the black cowboy hats. Like they're trying to be Dion.

Speaker 48 And it's the weirdest.

Speaker 48 It's the weirdest kind of imitation is a form of flattery I've ever seen I can't think of a head coach that I would want to dress like but they do in Colorado and you were a big star there that you're you're a big star with the Georgia there aren't there cannot be many Georgia tech people there cannot be tons and tons of them around you are there there were there were a lot man boy there were a lot all over Colorado everywhere in the airport at the game in the streets of Boulder before and after we ran shit man we took over their bars their bars were like we're closing I'm like it's Friday college football weekend what do you talk about you're closing at 10 o'clock oh it's because you got your ass whooped man we were out there and by the way i wasn't taking notes i was signing autographs which would have been a fun bit had you noticed it immediately but it took you like seven minutes of talking about oh miami notre dame because we haven't talked about this enough

Speaker 26 i don't think we have talked about miami notre dame enough i want to be honest with you yeah why were you signing autographs why were you signing autographs Because I'm so famous.

Speaker 48 I'm still signing autographs.

Speaker 3 So that's a joke I should have stopped doing our show for so we could have just watched you doing the pantomiming of signing autographs when I thought you were writing on a board?

Speaker 48 No, hey, how big of a game was Miami Notre Dame since 2017? Put it in perspective for me again. I don't think I've caught it over the last two weeks of the show.

Speaker 4 You're going to lose your head coach to Alabama.

Speaker 19 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 48 Of course.

Speaker 48 Of course. He's too successful, Mike.

Speaker 13 Andrew Andrew quarterback.

Speaker 24 Andrew quarterback next year. Hold on now.

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