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This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stukats Podcast.

Look at this.

This is a two-minute timeout.

Give me a headset.

Well, the wheels are off.

Belichick's getting beat down and his debut

In front of his famous friends and the game day crew

College game day crew

Fully shitting his pants on a prime time stage

Prime time stage

48 points allowed is twice his girlfriend's age His girlfriend's age.

By the end of the third, the whole crowd is gone.

And the TV crew's so bored, there's only one thing to be done.

Herb Street's dog has got a headset on.

This game's so bad that we're platforming a dog.

Herbie's new Donkey is now taking up the screen.

This game has gone so wrong that it's being called by Herb Street Star.

Herb Street's Dog has got a headset on

herb street's dog has got a headset favorite part of uh college game day was a send-off to lee corso second favorite part was uh herb street's dog taking a shit where they were kicking the field goal

and they jumped in the shit dan did you know herb street's got a dog Herb Street's running the place, man.

Louses, dog.

He's like Jess around here with her dog.

Herb Street just brings his dog and it shits everywhere.

Well, this is dog number two, though.

Yeah, I know.

This is the...

He got over that quickly.

Yeah.

That was a quick rebound.

Quick rebound by old Herb Street there.

Gotta let me mourn the last dog a little bit longer.

That's just my personal feeling on it.

I love dogs.

Love dogs.

Also, like the human names throws me off.

Let's work in a rex.

I would improper mourning time.

You needed to mourn the dog a little bit before you moved on.

This is my golden retriever.

Thaddeus.

What are we doing?

What's the appropriate amount of time, Greg?

Just out of time.

You know, four months.

But he could have,

I don't know.

I think he had this dog also.

I think he has several dogs.

Yeah, so this is just his new favorite dog, I guess.

Yeah, you know, as a dog expert.

Well, namely, Jonathan.

I'll tell you what I know.

Are you a dog expert?

Yeah, I'm a dog expert.

You're not a dog.

You're not a dog expert.

You have Jumpin' Charlie, who never behaves and still doesn't behave, and you sent him off to boot camp at great expense and came back, and he was more behaved, but still not behaved.

Okay, what's your point?

That doesn't make you a dog expert.

You can't call yourself a dog expert if you yourself cannot train your dog.

My dog is well trained.

Not by you.

He listens to me.

He could be an expert and just be a bad dog owner.

Thank you, Billy.

Put it on the poll, please, Juju at Lebatard Show.

Can you be a good dog owner?

That's usually something you would thank someone for.

If you didn't train the dog yourself.

When I snap my finger and say, Charlie, sit.

That dog sits.

No, he doesn't.

And not only that, he sits at attention.

I believe that.

Because someone else trained him how to do it.

No, I do that.

Yeah.

Greg, because some...

You did not train the dog to behave.

You couldn't get the dog to stop jumping.

You sent it away to how long for a boot camp?

It was a month.

Definitely so expensive too.

Yeah, very expensive.

You didn't do that.

Someone else did that for you.

Whatever my dad thinks it costs, it was like double that.

That's what my mom does with it.

I know.

She always does that.

I'm stuck in the past.

That's fine.

I mean, but what did we give for a winning gift?

20 bucks?

She laughs at me.

He's a good boy now, though, right?

Yeah, very good.

And he teaches.

No, just talk about Billy.

It's fine.

You ever thought about like maybe,

you know, jumping Charlie's lobos?

Maybe he gets in on the PFPI fantasy or anything like that.

Now that he's such a good boy.

You know what?

If we can teach him how to pick games, I would consider that because when my then six-year-old granddaughter gets in the league, anybody can.

I've seen them do it at the zoo.

They have whales and all kinds of stuff picking games.

Why not jump in Charlie?

I feel like Jumpin' Charlie should make picks for us every single week this year.

Why not Jumpin' Charlie?

Why not Jumpin Charlie?

That's what I say.

JC.

Yep.

Another terrible idea by Billy.

Good idea.

Last week we had the owner of the Packers on.

You're welcome.

We have a Suey Award-winning spree to go through here.

I don't know how winning Greg Cody was here.

I don't know who won here, but I'm very excited to listen to just this is a big deal, okay?

So after this, we're putting the Sueys behind, which means football straight ahead.

And the next few shows are going to, I think, be dedicated to whatever it is that Pablo's doing tomorrow because Pablo is Pabloing.

I'm working on that, by the way.

You're working on that story?

Well, I'm a journalist.

And

look, it didn't quite work out the way that I wanted to, but I almost scooped Cody.

No, well, we got outsmarted by Greg Cody, and he, yeah, that was unbelievable.

We didn't celebrate that enough.

We got outsmarted by Greg Cody,

slow and dim-witted when it comes to technology.

You're never going to get it.

You're a have-not.

I'm trying, though.

I have sources.

Have-not.

You have till tomorrow at 9 a.m.

Otherwise, I'm working it.

Okay,

we've got all of the SUI winners.

What are you looking at, Greg?

What are you looking at, Billy?

What are you saying?

I'm a have now.

What?

Whoa.

I'm a have.

Spill it.

Spill Spill it.

I'm a half.

Just get to the Suez.

I'm a half.

Here are the Suey winners right now.

The winners of the Sueys.

And now, the winners of the 2025 SUI Awards presented by Miller Light.

Best Dismissal.

Billy Gill dismisses Europe.

Europe sucks.

I don't know if you're aware of this.

Like, we keep saying, like, well, in Europe, this would happen.

Europe is terrible, which is why all all of us left Europe.

That's why everybody's here in America, because everyone decided, you know what?

Europe is terrible.

Like, the English decided, the Spaniards decided, the Italians decided.

Every single person came together at one point in time and said, you know what?

We may not disagree on a lot of things, but we can all agree.

Europe sucks.

Let's just jump on this boat and see where it takes us because we can't be here anymore.

Because Europe, again, terrible.

No air conditioning.

Everything is old, horrible.

All they do is try to steal American culture and then tell you all of their old crap is so great.

Europe, terrible.

And it takes forever to get there.

Forever to get there.

If I'm boarding a plane for eight hours, Europe better not be where I'm landing.

Best back in my day.

Cruise ships.

I won.

Didn't deserve to be.

I'm doing anything more strenuous on a cruise than playing a couple of holes on mini golf, watching my wife lose at bingo, getting annoyed during some trivia contest, or praying at the roulette wheel.

One other thing, it's not a Broadway or a Cirque de Soleil.

I'm on a big, slow boat.

I don't need a concert or a show production.

Just give me an open buffet and a bar every 25 feet.

Make cruise ships dull again.

I'm Greg Cody, and that's how it was back in my day.

Most uncomfortable moment.

Dan Lebetard asks NASCAR driver Ryan Blaney, what is the worst part of the life?

What is the worst part of the life?

The worst part?

uh

wrecking that sucks that's gonna end

that sucks

like

like that's the worst thing ever um best story david sampson gave a sermon at a black church i needed their support uh for public money for the ballpark so hold on i was the only white guy in there jewish i am jewish i am white

the the white is the same how did you okay so how did you dress How I dressed is I went to visit a black tailor.

Hold on.

No.

And I had a suit made for me by Andre Dawson's tailor.

So I looked like Andre Dawson, and it was awesome.

I had a concigliary who was Cuban, and we had a plan of all the different people we had to get votes from.

So we went to the Cubans, we went to the non-Cubanists.

100%.

I had to go get one personally made.

A guy of Adda.

Best Stugatz dismissal.

David Sampson.

Way too much David, by the way.

I came in here thinking Greg Cody was going to be at Greg Cody Tuesdays.

I left five, six weeks ago, and it was

Greg Cody every Tuesday.

And now we replace that with who's asking for more Sampson?

Wow.

Nobody is the answer.

Best revelation.

Dan Lebetard's parents once had sex with him under the bed.

You don't understand the way that you're triggering for me the memory of being under my parents' bed when they were having...

Well, I didn't know what sex was at the time the the bed was just a rockin'

this is your first this is your ultimate core memory i think this is a driven everything but this is the thing it's been buried for 50 years i've got it last i've got no memory it was it was very short but i didn't i i that's in retro i didn't know what they were doing i didn't know what they were doing i why is the bed rocking i mean look for me it wasn't even disgust that was in retrospect at the moment it was just fear these are not small people the bed is rocking i'm under it Worst of the best musical performance.

Taylor Vipolis fire Mac Brown.

Well, I'd fire Mac Brown.

Yeah, I'd fire Mac Brown.

Watching this team is my personal hell.

Yeah, I'd fire Mac Brown.

Worst mistake.

Greg Cody thinks he watched Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game that wasn't televised.

Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game.

I was seven years old watching on a black and white Sylvania television set.

This is a great story here.

I thought it was like famously not televised.

I don't think we have seen video proof of him scoring the 100, have we?

Yeah, it was he held up a sign after the game.

No, but that's not the same.

That's all.

There's a Mandela set going on.

Jessica.

There's no way.

Jessica, I think.

You think that's a conspiracy theory?

I think it wasn't televised or something.

I'm just telling you, I watched it on TV.

I don't trust you.

You couldn't have watched it on TV.

According to the Library of Congress, the amazing performance wasn't televised, and there's no videotape of the game, only a Philadelphia radio station broadcast.

You're full of it.

You're just making that up memory.

Maybe it's a figment of my imagination.

Best laugh, Charlotte Wilder.

Best musical performance, Rose and Yeti Blanc.

Pepper Sprayed Rose.

There was no need for pepper spray to be rained on me.

And I sustain

all our time, left eye injury.

Oh high on the state, sucks drama.

You lost, that's the deal.

The video clearly shows, with my eye almost blinded, there's Harry and Lucy laughing.

Baby,

I can tell you that I'm pissed

rose with the spray.

Ooh, she sounded like a goose was stepped on with heels, yeah.

Even though Rose wasn't doomed, there's Harry and Lucy laughing.

Even though I wasn't doomed,

there's Harry and Lucy

laugh

fake

best limited fake unknown listeners limited fake Steve from Sex and the City.

Miranda

That was from the only me and Mike did so many good limited fakes this year and just this call is Miranda Juggernaut deserved every bit of that.

It did.

I left thinking that would win in a landslide.

It did not win in the biggest landslide.

That was Greg Cody's back in my day.

Everyone picked that one.

It was also the only one in that category.

And it wasn't the best one.

He just hasn't done very many in the last four years.

But you can buy his book, A Lazy Recycling of All Previous Back in My Days.

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My algorithm on Instagram is dance all boobs.

Stugats.

It's a good algorithm.

This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Special congratulations to Yeti Blanc of the Greg Cody Show podcast, who, along with Rose, won that song.

What a beautiful song.

Rose has a beautiful voice.

Yet he always great.

It was just terrific.

Thank you.

All deserving winners.

Let's see that one.

Belichick's record with Tom Brady, 249 and 75, and six Super Bowl titles.

Without Tom Brady, 84 and 103.

Sucks.

In the last four seasons after Brady left in New England, he was 29 and 38.

Dude is so washed.

I love it.

I love watching him there on the sideline with that stupid face.

Face is pretty stupid when you're losing.

I think there's probably a

pretty good correlation, though, that any successful coach is going to have a better record with the superstar quarterback than he does without the superstar quarterback.

Is your face stupider?

Put it on the poll at Levittard Show.

Is Bill Belichick's face stupider now that he's losing?

Wouldn't he much rather just like be on the beach doing aerobics?

And whatever he was doing with Jordan, where he's like holding her up and she's like pretending to fly than coach North Carolina.

You see, Jordan

was in the, you know, in the box in the suite before the game, and she's got the giant Super Bowl ring.

She's wearing Belichick's Giant Super Bowl ring.

You got to take that off after the 75-yard run being in the third, right?

She earned it.

Amino Hassan is with us now, and I don't know that people can get quite enough of Bill Belichick's misery.

It is interesting to watch this kind of karma befall him as Tom Brady signs a deal with Fox where he gets to do a job that he can be bad at and paid $375 million for it, more than he made during his playing career.

Which is, it's just insane when you think about what it is that Tom Brady has parlayed all that into and what Belichick presently is mired in.

The joke's on you guys thinking that you're enjoying his misery because no one enjoys Bill Belichick's misery more than Bill Belichick does.

Put it on the poll after

the show.

Yeah, does Bill Belichick enjoy his misery even more than the rest of us do?

He does like to be miserable, so maybe that's the answer to your question.

Why isn't he on a beach somewhere doing aerobics?

Because he'd rather be in the game plan, trying to figure out how not to lose by allowing 48 points.

I mean, are you ready to do your weekend observations here?

Are you ready to get out of the gate with that?

Or do you need to promote?

What can we say?

Because there's a big controversy here about haves and have-nots.

And I don't think a lot of people are allowed to know much of anything about what it is that you and Pablo Torrey are doing tomorrow and others.

But look at the smile on his face.

He knows something the rest of us don't, and he loves when that's the case.

Actually, I hate it, Dan, because every waking moment of my life, I have to fight myself from revealing this amazing story.

Matter of fact, that text that you, me, and Sullivan were on this morning, it got me a little bit of relief because finally I could talk to somebody else about this amazing story.

Billy, I don't think you were on the text thread, though.

No, but I'm going to have now.

I have this right here.

And if you want to go, I just saw it.

I just almost quickly turned it over.

Be careful.

We're not joking.

This is not a joke.

Pablo is Pabloing.

I mean,

implies it's basketball related.

That's not a bigger deal.

Now Samson's involved.

Ask all of it.

Basketball.

Perhaps it requires some executive expertise of some sort.

But what can you tell us?

Will this be yes or no?

This will be a bigger story than all of the reporting that Pablo did on Jordan and Belichick.

Oh, for sure.

I mean, look, a bigger sports story.

Obviously, the relationship angle, the age differential, there's always going to be something tabloidy in People magazine that's going to draw eyeballs to that story.

But in terms of sports, this is bigger than the Malik Beasley story.

This is bigger than the NFL stuff because this is something that is going to impact, I think,

sports immediately.

Not like, oh, big picture.

How crazy was that?

This is something that right now, there are going to be ramifications.

I'm nervous about this now.

We're We're naturally predisposed to reduce expectations.

We're overselling now.

And now

building this up.

I don't even think we should run this episode.

I don't know.

It's big enough.

Yeah, you know what?

You're right.

Let's not ever release it.

Let's just talk about it like skirting around.

Pablo does that.

Pablo did that with Ezra Edelman and Pablo Torrey finds out where they're talking about a Prince documentary like 12 people got to watch because Prince's

estate took it all away.

So it's a huge, a hugely, it's more interesting than the OJ documentary, and 12 people have seen it.

I like the way you said estate.

It sounded like the way Zaz says Thai food.

Estate.

Are you ready to do weekend observations?

I'm born ready.

Oh, really?

Okay.

Look at that.

It is time for it

to share his game notes.

No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy.

Weekend observations is presented by Miller Light.

Dan,

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I had forgotten what it was like.

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And just like that, make no mistake.

Football tier tasting season is back.

Yes.

Almost as delicious as a Cold Miller light.

Where do I start?

Oh, let's see.

All right.

Oh, he was supposed to be the Messiah.

He was supposed to be the Savior.

But the savvy among us always knew he was a fraud.

And when the spotlight was brightest, we wilted.

I'm talking, of course, about Lionel Messi.

No.

You that Dan?

Yeah.

No.

Titcher Sherrow was right.

No.

Mike Ryan's tears taste amazing.

A little misdirection for you guys there.

I know what you guys thought.

I was going to talk about that.

Zaslow right right in his face saying he's turned on the team and Mike had no rebuttals.

Aslo right in his face saying he is out.

I'll say it right in your face.

I don't care.

You walked away that it's football season and everybody's out.

I didn't watch a second of that game.

Well,

you still have tears, though.

I mean,

were you the most famous fan?

Excuse me, I want to get back to this, but were you the most famous fan at the Georgia Tech game?

A big victory for you this season.

We've got a lot to get to.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

All right.

Seriously, though, we were obsessed about this one guy the entire offseason we awaited his debut with bated breath he was hyped like no other on any other program could be including this one

only for him to lay a huge wet fart on the big stage i'm speaking of course of bill belichick

dan wouldn't shut up at how this guy was coming to college football to take all their stuff

right then bill came and took an ass whooping week one

That was certainly stranger than how Dan said a stage.

Something's going around.

Bam, bang, tack.

What just happened to your voice?

Were you losing confidence?

I'm always ready.

What happened?

It's the internet.

The internet.

You know, sometimes

Taylor Vipolis's tears give me life.

All right, Taylor.

A little bait and switch there.

Okay, let's lock in, guys.

All right.

Jokes aside, there was a huge matchup this weekend with national title implications in play.

A game featuring a lot of trash talk,

backed up by a storied legacy, and the loud mouth of a particular blonde podcaster who didn't even go to school for the full four years there.

And now, the trash talk chickens have come to roost.

I'm referring to, of course, Michelle Beadle.

Wow, guys.

You guys know she went to Texas?

You're good.

You're good.

I mean, you keep getting us off the scent there.

I think you're talking about something else, but it's a big mystery.

She went to Texas.

It wasn't for long, but there are...

Those tears still taste taste good.

Whatever little tears I have from her Texas roots, I love them.

Beads.

Arch Manning said Texas didn't have a target on their back.

They had lasers on everyone else's.

Apparently, he didn't notice.

The laser pointed right between our eyes.

Buck eyes.

He talked all that shit and then went out there and looked clueless.

He said red dot, though.

The quote was even better than laser.

We got a red dot on everyone else.

It's 38 yards through three quarters.

38 yards and zero points.

And we got a red dot.

got a red dot on his forehead

and they pulled the trigger.

Brennan a little situ for you guys,

but it's time to talk about the biggest game of the weekend.

Pitting two foes who shared national championship aspirations over 30 years ago.

A game that featured another proud alum who didn't attend the school for four years.

An alum who had no shortage of trash talk in the repertoire.

And with the man a Costco side's delivery of tears produced by this massive victory.

Boom.

I'm alluding to, of course, myself

i drank long and deep from tears straight from the mountains of colorada how about them jackets what is it about gt that makes their opponent coaches so dumb

coach prime holding on to two timeouts as the fourth quarter winds down i don't blame him though it's easy to get blinded by the whites in colorado excuse me the lights

Seriously, I owe Wrigley Field an apology.

Boulder, Colorado made Wrigley Field look like the HBCU Battle of the Bands if it took place in the middle of Freaknick in February.

The contrast of going from Jackson State to the University of Colorado should come with an epilepsy warning.

Splashes.

Top five things a game at Colorado is wider than.

OLI

Saying all lives matter.

OLI.

Really.

Raisins in your potato salad.

Really.

Number five, the way David Sampson pronounces the word tetas.

Number four, saying the words, should we watch Friends or the Big Bang Theory?

Number three, when hearing a baseball player got called the N-word at Fenway, wanting to know what the player said to provoke it.

Number two, Christmas at the North Pole.

And number one, Taylor Swift dancing.

Yeah, it really is.

It really is.

Colorado, a game at Colorado, wider than that.

Put it on the poll, please, Juju.

Should there be raisins in the potato salad?

Always a no.

And those

are the weekend.

Oh, wait, hold on.

I forgot something.

Did I forget a game?

Did something happen in Miami this weekend?

Wait.

Did Mike Ryan not only dispense tears, but also consume them?

Did he consume sweet, sweet Catholic tears?

Delicious, nutritious, and brewed in the rust belt?

Mike, did you down those tears and then slam that emptied cup on your counter, producing a sound that reverberated throughout your cavernous kitchen?

Did the noise ring off the stainless steel appliances and the tiles and the cabinets?

Did the clamor bounce all around your house?

What's the word I'm looking for?

I guess I'm wondering if your empty cup of tears slammed down on the counter provide the echoes heard throughout South Florida on Sunday night.

Also, was one Jessica Smitana responsible for providing those tears?

Perhaps.

To the kid at the U.S.

Open who lost the autographed hat to the Polish CEO.

Welcome to late stage capitalism, kid.

Big bank, take little bank.

To the Polish CEO, who later defended himself by saying if you were faster, you'd have it.

Who got to strong in you.

And also, hell awaits.

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Don Libertard.

Doesn't matter anywhere.

We could do it in Buffalo or Baltimore, either.

You say you could do it where?

Anywhere.

Oh, whoa.

No, that's crazy.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

He said he could do it anywhere.

That's crazy, murder.

Murder.

Tell him.

Stugats.

I had no idea Mean had that in his locker.

That might be his death.

That's crazy.

I'm not kidding.

That's crazy, killer.

It's to America's death.

You don't get it?

This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.

Put it on the poll at Levatart Show.

I want to get the phrasing right.

Are Notre Dame tears delicious, nutritious, and what in the rust belt?

What?

Brewed in the rust belt.

And brewed, yes.

Are Notre Dame tears delicious, nutritious, and brewed in the rust belt?

I don't believe she gave us those tears.

She said that Carson Beck's touchdown throw, the first one,

was it lucky?

He was rolling to his left.

He was avoiding.

The second one, I think, was the debate.

The first one was awesome.

Second one was a good throw.

Guys, I don't understand that.

He was so good.

Yes, Amin.

You've been doing this show for 20 years.

I got to teach you guys that when they start making excuses, oh, that was a lucky throw.

That's the definition of tears.

That shouldn't count.

Oh, that was the penalty on

any kind of thing that's not damn.

Y'all got me?

That's tears.

Those are the tears.

Put them in my veins.

It's PEDs.

It's my pinned tweet.

Amin is a big winner this week and Georgia Tech beating Colorado.

And Amin, Amin is only around victory when it comes to Georgia Tech football, which has gone from, you know, the Widowmakers School produced an option offense that for 10 years was trying to, in the golden space age of future football, win with the option offense.

Them and Navy were the only teams trying to do it.

And that team has been, that program has been altered.

It's been fixed over the last two years.

And are you indeed their most famous non-sports fan?

I'll tell you, I walked around that stadium.

It was me, buddy.

I ran into people I hadn't seen in 25 years.

And they were all like, man, it's crazy.

What's happened to you since we've known you?

I was like, guys, guys, I'm still the same guy.

I have to remain humble and everything.

But deep down inside, I was really happy.

There are no other famous Georgia Tech alums, just me.

I wanted to ask you guys, when I saw at the game yesterday, Notre Dame has not won in, Sunday, excuse me, Notre Dame has not won in Miami since 1977.

So that's 50 years.

It's half a century for what is a really storied program.

But over many of those years, they weren't playing.

Like when Andre Johnson was on the sidelines for Miami yesterday, I was wondering if he had ever played against Notre Dame because it was nice to see Steve Walsh and it was nice to see Michael Irvin and some of those people who make their way back.

And I'm wondering how many things like that Miami has, because Miami's not great at history and certainly not sports history.

That rivalry is baked and handed down from 20 and 30 years ago the same way that that Cowboys documentary is something from 30 years ago that people are enjoying on Netflix because Miami has a sports thing that is steeped in some sort of history and Miami has so few of those.

Miami has so few history, so little, so few things around anywhere in Miami that is all flash and party is about yesterday.

But seeing Steve Walsh at that game made me wonder, Andre Johnson never played in a game like that.

Andre Johnson brought back a different time in Miami sports because for two years, the Andre Johnson hurricanes tried to recreate the echoes from 30 years ago when it's Miami that's got the history here with Notre Dame at the winning part of it.

The Big East kind of ruined that for a little bit.

But once Miami joined the ACC and Notre Dame replicated something that they had in the Big East for all their other sports, but the ACC at the very least got them to add appearances against their other powers in that.

And we're going to see this more often, by the way, as a part of a recalibrated television agreement.

Notre Dame is going to be playing Miami a little bit more often.

That's awesome.

2017 added to the legacy of that.

And I think that game on Sunday night added to the legacy.

We had great moments.

It was one of the greatest catches you'll ever see.

Certainly the best catch I think I've ever seen in person that CJ Daniels catch.

It was a great game and great moments and they're going to be playing more often.

And it's a good thing because those two teams getting together is fun.

I loved being able to explain to my younger son while we're sitting on the couch watching the game together Sunday night why this rivalry is a big thing.

I mean, it's what attracted me to the Hurricanes back in the late 80s was this.

Like my greatest sports going memory was my father taking taking me in 89 to the Orange Bowl, number seven Miami, number one Notre Dame.

Kanes kicked their ass.

It's so strange to have a Miami thing that has this kind of history.

It really is.

These are not recent games.

The thing that is the celebration of Sunday night, which was college is on the football stage.

And for the last Sunday this season, a player like Malachi Tony can become a star because he's the only football player playing on a Sunday while everyone's waiting for football to arrive.

And a 17-year-old kid is

running on the field in a way that alerts everyone.

Oh, everyone, not just Miami.

Oh, that kid has the potential to be a star.

We might be hearing that name a lot more.

It was also benefiting from the fact that it's really kind of the only game that delivered on the weekend.

Even though Texas, Ohio State was a close game, it wasn't really great to watch.

And you got all this excitement to watch big-time college football.

And the games left a little something to be desired at LSU.

Clemson, okay, but that game was a really good game and it made people

and the fact that it had the tradition behind it only helped and it got people, you know, all chicked up.

It's not recent tradition.

Do you know what the juice on a series has to be for it in the modern age to have so much Catholics versus convicts?

Oh, wait, this is also about religion and race.

To have so much of that on the bonfire that those teams haven't played important games against each other recently?

The history of that rivalry is 30 years.

2017.

2017 did mean a lot.

That was a tough one.

Well, and they played a couple times a few years before that, once in South Bend and once in Chicago, which were not competitive games.

Those are the two wins that Miami has against the top 10 program, but Miami is living off of the Miami is living off of...

Fumes that were so intoxicating there that they carry it into something that we can all say is still a giant rivalry, even though Miami's only two top 10 wins are are against Notre Dame since 2017.

I mean, why are you taking notes?

And why are you playing?

Why are you taking notes?

And why are you playing a flute of some sort while I'm talking?

We couldn't hear you.

It's a slide whistle, and I played it because what was a raucous kind of segment grounded to a halt because we want to talk about something that we've talked about for hours and hours in the last 24 hours.

What did you want to talk about?

Haynes King?

Haynes King?

Oh, no, he's a guy that speaks my language.

How about that, man?

He's running all over that.

Why didn't Prime Time call him timeouts, man?

He's got a...

You know what?

Haynes King's got a bed in that locker room.

He sleeps at the facility.

Let me tell you something.

Haynes King was so good, they retired his jersey at a Colorado at halftime.

That's how good he was.

Isn't that ridiculous?

They got two retired jerseys from guys that played last year.

You guys don't think that's odd?

Like Colorado is an odd place.

I don't think you guys are fully grasping.

I think, oh, oh, yeah, Dion, like you go there, first of all, I cannot stress how white that place is.

I was staggered.

I thought there would be somebody, but literally, every black person that wasn't on the field was basically a Georgia Tech fan, which is crazy because Georgia Tech is hardly this bastion of diversity, right?

But then the other thing is the number of people who like...

They all wore like the black cowboy hats.

Like they're trying to be Dion.

And it's the weirdest.

It's the weirdest kind of imitation is a form of flattery I've ever seen I can't think of a head coach that I would want to dress like but they do in Colorado and you were a big star there that you're you're a big star with the Georgia there aren't there cannot be many Georgia tech people there cannot be tons and tons of them around you are there there were there were a lot man boy there were a lot all over Colorado everywhere in the airport at the game in the streets of Boulder before and after we ran shit man we took over their bars their bars were like we're closing I'm like it's Friday college football weekend what do you talk about you're closing at 10 o'clock oh it's because you got your ass whooped man we were out there and by the way i wasn't taking notes i was signing autographs which would have been a fun bit had you noticed it immediately but it took you like seven minutes of talking about oh miami notre dame because we haven't talked about this enough

i don't think we have talked about miami notre dame enough i want to be honest with you yeah why were you signing autographs why were you signing autographs Because I'm so famous.

I'm still signing autographs.

So that's a joke I should have stopped doing our show for so we could have just watched you doing the pantomiming of signing autographs when I thought you were writing on a board?

No, hey, how big of a game was Miami Notre Dame since 2017?

Put it in perspective for me again.

I don't think I've caught it over the last two weeks of the show.

You're going to lose your head coach to Alabama.

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

Of course.

He's too successful, Mike.

Andrew Andrew quarterback.

Andrew quarterback next year.

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