Postgame Show: It's A Tuba Thang Shawty (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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If you can't be Daniel Jones, Tunkabiloa with time.

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The great song.

Juju, how you doing, man?

Pretty good, brother.

How are you doing, man?

Good to see y'all on this blessed Monday.

Juju's a Bills fan.

He's living good right now.

Oh, man.

You thought it was over, Juju.

Come on, be honest.

Bro, I thought it was over when Derry Henry broke the first one.

I was like, oh, my goodness, not this again.

Our defense is trash, as usual.

I'm going to say that.

I have no faith in our defense, but even the garbage can gets the steak.

Juju, what stood out to you over the weekend?

Let's start Saturday with college football.

Oh, my goodness, the story of the weekend to me, man.

Why you never give up on yourself?

Kent Bruce Sard, the oldest LSU band member ever.

Come on, man.

Follow your dreams.

It's never too late.

He's a freshman.

That's correct, Cody.

Freshman, right?

How many people out there would have just gave up on that dream a long time ago, man?

My boy's 66 years old and still pushing it.

It's a reminder that your comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing absolutely nothing grows there back to you guys do you think the other bandmates like is he popular you think

oh yeah yeah they pretend he is hey can you buy us booze

can we throw the image up one more time because i thought he might be popular with the band so popular that the person behind him would put their hand on his shoulder but it's an optical illusion yeah he's just got his gloves strapped underneath that thing

So maybe they don't like him.

Yeah.

And so what instrument does it like?

Is he playing the tuba?

What's he got going on there?

Yeah.

It's the tuba thing, Shaudi.

Like, he loves the tuba.

He be playing the tuba in his own neighborhood, aggravating everybody.

And they didn't know he had a dream.

And that boy accomplished that dream, man.

The biggest failure is not trying, ladies and gentlemen.

Wow, that guy's got some muscles.

Don't tubas weigh like 50 pounds.

They do.

They're heavy.

Yeah.

Yeah, they are.

Juju, what else stood out to you on Saturday?

On Saturday,

there was a lot going on on Saturday.

Another thing that stood out was my boy Fran Brown, man.

Old school coach, man.

Syracuse got the W, but directly after the game, win sprints.

Everybody, the entire team.

Come on, man.

We're not playing these games.

Right.

I love this type of coaching.

That's exactly what my coach would have done to us.

Uh-uh.

All those guys, all those guys running are like, I am out of here next year.

Come on.

Why'd they have to do that if they won?

Bro, he didn't like something he saw.

They practiced something all weekend.

They did not do it.

So

he got to get them boys on the line.

Yeah, I mean, I get it.

Like, they played UConn and they barely won, but I don't know.

I'm trying to go home and have fun.

We just won the game.

Anyway, last night, though, Juju, we didn't bring this up during the main show.

There was an altercation between Lamar Jackson and a fan in the front row because, like, the fan, I guess, when they scored a touchdown, he kind of smacked DeAndre Hopkins upside the head, right?

Yeah, he smacked DeAndre Hopkins across the head, and then he had a nerd to slap Lamar across the head, and Lamar wasn't having it.

And my hat's off to Lamar, like salute.

Like, you can't put your hands on people, fans of whatever, me, anybody, whoever it is, you a fan of this game.

How dare you touch these players, these million-dollar players, man.

Lamar pushed that man back into his seat politely, and I think he was well-deserved of it.

And the brother got kicked out of the game.

Hopefully, he gets banned from the stadium, do everything to him.

Man, you can't do that.

That's a bad look for Buffalo.

Yeah, I saw Lamar Jackson after the game.

Like, he was asked about it, I guess, in the post-game press conference.

And he was like, Yeah, you know, I can't let him touch my guys, but I also sometimes forget where I'm at.

You know, I wouldn't even have said that part if I was Lamar Jackson.

I wouldn't have given any kind of apology.

Yeah,

fans got to know their role.

You know, just because you buy a ticket, you're not entitled to run under the field or mess with a player physically.

Kind of like like that phillies fan not entitled to that ball

not your ball yeah juju give me something on the on philly's karen come on now bruh i thought that i i disagree with you a little bit it was hilarious how buddy first realized she was up on him he was like what in the world like a natural reaction of like yo what the hell

hocus pocus but after that brother like this is still a female this is a woman he's a man there isn't many options he have.

I know it's not what we want to see him take the ball from the kid, but I feel like he was put in this rock in a hard place situation where this lady is just coming at him and he did the best of, I guess, two evils and gave the lady the ball.

I think that's a real man, dog.

He de-escalated it quickly.

And man, we all got his back.

So I think he did what was right.

I mean, it all worked out, certainly, for the kid.

I mean, if he didn't give the ball to her, the kid wouldn't have been able to go down to the clubhouse afterward and meet the Phillies player.

But I don't know, like, that woman's on charge just because she wants the ball.

We didn't have to give it to her.

Exactly.

All right.

I wonder what David Sampson would have done in that

situation.

We got to ask him next time.

What would you have done?

A pair of gloves?

Some sand from the field for the kid?

I hate that woman.

I'm so whatever.

Like, I hate that woman.

I'm sorry.

I'm not sorry, actually.

I don't know why anyone would say they're sorry.

Juju, you got some polls for us to update today?

Yes, sir.

First poll, are italics the Lord's font?

67% of the audience says, yes, it is.

Also, salute to Rich Eisen.

He had a great call from Harrison Bucker the other day.

Interestingly enough, wide right.

It was great.

Hell yeah.

Can you blame someone for falling asleep when the game was 40 to 25 last night?

73% of the audience says, no, you can't blame them.

Makes sense.

Yeah.

Who felt better after yesterday's game?

Aaron Rodgers or Jalen Ramsey?

65% of the audience says Aaron Rodgers.

Yeah.

I mean, he got up there afterwards, said he appreciated beating anyone associated with the New York Jets.

That's good line.

Right.

Whole NFC East, zero and one, except your boys.

Would you have gone to prison if you had spit on someone during COVID?

89% of the audience says, yes, you would have.

And the last poll, it's a fresh poll.

I got to update the chart right now.

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And those are your polls.

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Thanks, Juju.

Excellent job.

Yes, sir.

That read would have sounded way better if I wasn't imagining Chris the whole time strangling someone with his bare hands.

Sword fight.