Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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We'll get to Juju here in a second.

I urge you to check out the chemistry that he has with Trista DLS hoops.

We'll talk about that in a second as well.

Before, $5, Juju, for a fine right off the top, $5 for your microphone behavior.

Mike and Chris Cody, what can you tell me about your cyclones?

What can I tell you about that, honestly?

What can I not tell you?

Because everything's happening at the High Life Fronton right now.

It's the best team we've had in years.

I smell it again.

It looks different on the Fronton right now.

Are we one and one right now?

No, we're one, one and one, you dick.

That's it.

Three matches.

We had three matches in six days.

Three matches in six days.

We got stronger each and every match.

We lost the first one.

We had a difficult injury to Bueno that absolutely hurt our chances.

What do we do, Robin?

You come in.

We battle back from two matches down.

And on Friday, magical night at the Fronton, one of the most electric crowds in the history of the world's fastest game.

We secure a draw.

And last night at the Magic City Fronton, the Cyclones dominate the Chargers five to one on the day.

Charlotte, that's a football team.

He's right.

Unda is a revelation.

He is.

It has to look a certain way.

We have said that from day one.

And it's starting to look a certain way around the cyclone.

We smell a certain way too.

Smell a certain way.

We smell a certain way.

The Fronton was rocking on Friday night, Dan.

If you were only there, best draw in highlight history.

It does smell like cigarettes.

It was our 2017 Notre Dame game.

Wow.

Everybody left with a smile on their face.

You never would have seen, you never would have thought to have seen so many smiles leaving a draw in your entire life, but that's what we delivered on.

It was electric, and we've dominated the Chargers.

We are top of the table.

Now, it could be because we've played the most games.

Again, three matches in six days.

That's crazy.

But we are top of the league right now.

We might have Unda on the show.

Put it on the poll, please, Juju, when you get a moment.

Is Unda a revelation?

The Unda takea.

What do we have going on at lebertardaf.com?

Juju has his own styles that we are putting up there.

What do we have, Juju, that you're excited about over there?

Yes, sir.

I made a shirt celebrating one of the most iconic sayings that we've had around here in a while.

You feel me?

For my brother Zaslo, welcome to the family.

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Check it out at LebatardAF.com.

The Seattle storm last night, Juju, season-saving.

And I didn't think that Vegas was something that can be stopped by anybody.

Right.

They came together like the Avengers last night.

Erica Wheeler, Neka Gumagay, Gabby Williams, Skylar Diggins in the clutch to give Vegas their first loss in 17 games.

Now they got to go back to Vegas and win a must-win to go to the semifinals.

You never know.

Juju, Paige Beckers, that's a no-brainer right there, yes.

Yeah, absolutely.

I think the vote was 70-2 from her as Sonia Citron on Rookie of the Year.

She deserves it.

Even on that.

terrible team, dare I say, she still, man, she shine every single game you saw her this year.

She deserves the rookie of the year.

Juju, it hurts you to say bad things about teams, right?

You didn't even want to say terrible.

They've got the worst record, do they not?

They won nine games about the nine that they won.

Why can't you just say they're terrible if they are indeed terrible?

You just want to be so positive that you can't say the team that's won less than any team in the league is terrible.

I think the Connecticut, son, they lost more games than them, but I don't know.

I try to leave with positivity in most cases.

All right.

Let's do some positive stuff then with the polls and with Molly Keram at first take because she leaves now after a while.

And first take obviously has been something for many years that stars the two men.

And then there's a woman who's a moderator who has a hard time getting a word in edge-wise, but that is not an easy job to do.

What was your reaction to the news that she is leaving first take?

Right.

It was pretty abrupt.

It was a rumor rumor that she will be leaving at the end of the year at first.

And then overnight, she announced her immediate departure.

And I just want to take hats off to her.

Salute.

Hats off literally.

Salute to her, man.

Like, she had a great time.

Hats off, everybody.

Hats off.

Everybody, hats off.

Y'all got hats, hats off to Molly.

Let's go, all of us.

There you go.

Billy, the reluctant hat remover.

Yes, sir, man.

She sitting between those guys and those voices, man, she did her thing, man.

salute hope she does even bigger and better things in the future do you have anything for us football related we cannot have any segment around here that does not have at least some football what kind of football thoughts do you have for us today

Bruh, Keenan Allen, salute to the great guy he is still doing it back with the Chargers back scoring touchdowns that last year in Chicago does not count.

He called it, we got to respect it.

But after the game, he was

talking a little smack smack to the cameras.

And then it revealed.

You see this there?

What is going on with his shoulders?

Disgusting.

He has the shoulders of the demon from hell.

What are those things?

It's like Bowser.

I have never seen shoulders like that before.

Have y'all?

Never.

Never.

So it happens when you break something.

Those are apparently his AC joints.

He's growing down, right?

Yeah, inside.

He's growing new parts of his body.

That's what it looks like.

What happens when you you don't tip your AC repair man?

Halo.

Is that just a broken part?

What kind of injuries has Keenan Allen had that would make his shoulder look like that?

To the audio audience, let's see if we can explain.

There is, it looks like the bone protruding from his shoulder is about an inch of, or maybe two inches, of extra bone that is covered in skin.

How much Juju Bowser vibes?

Yeah, he had some injuries last year, but generally over his career, Keenan Allen, considered one of the healthy guys.

Hey, I don't know how this is functional.

Like, salute to him, but I was weirded out.

And I think America is always keeping him in our prayers from this point forward.

Keenan Allen's a Hall of Famer, yes?

No,

I don't think so.

Let me check the stats.

I mean, that's a permanent receiver.

He's certainly a Chargers.

Ring of Honor person.

You don't put him in the Hall of Fame.

Keenan Allen.

He's close.

He's close.

Really a good player.

He's certainly in the conversation of most underrated receivers of his time.

Pro football reference has him 55.52, 62nd all-time amongst receivers.

Average wide receiver is 100.46.

Yeah, I'm going no.

I mean, that's a damn good career.

But if you're over 50%, does that mean you're more likely to get in?

Yeah, that's how percentages work.

Yeah, but it's like still doesn't feel like still an F in school.

6,000-yard seasons for him.

I mean, it's not Mike Evans.

No double-digit touchdown seasons either.

Yeah, that's going to hurt him as well.

Let's talk a little about DLS hoops here and what it is that you're doing.

Because if people have not seen what Juju and Trist are doing, they're doing something that has a lot of chemistry in it, and they're covering especially the WNBA more than and better than most people are.

Yes, sir.

With it being the playoffs as well, we're trying to put a more of a foot-forward effort with this thing.

You know, I know the world hasn't necessarily caught on to the W like they want to, or we want them to, but we have to be the consistent motor that runs.

And the NBA season is around the corner, so we're going to be talking a lot of NBA.

But right now, these ladies have the front of our attention right now.

And me and Trista, big fans of the W.

If you want to be a little bit more

knowledgeable of the W, come check us out and we'll give you the knowledge without making you feel bad.

You feel me?

At DLS Hoops.

Let's go ahead and update some polls.

I don't know if we have any from yesterday.

Are you doing yesterday and today or just today?

Yes, sir.

Yesterday and today.

It's Jim Harbaugh, already an all-time great coach yes 57 of the audience says yes he is there it goes

does canelo alvarez look like blake griffin's short cousin from mexico

92 of the audience says yes he does wow

i don't think blake griffin is mexican

also damn why are you texting nick right that don't text nick that when Pablo is having some success.

Don't instantly text Nick, right?

I feel like that was a party file on your part on your behalf.

Most condescending.

Buddy, brother, or Buster?

56% of the audience says buddy.

Most condescending.

Buddy, more than Buster.

That was, Billy, you came out hot today.

That was 20 minutes in.

You were hitting people with brothers, buddies, and busters.

More likely to be done in 25 years.

The downtown Miami Bridge or South Florida.

82% of the audience says South Florida.

82% of the audience doesn't live here.

So stay out of it.

Is it too early to call Brandon Aubrey the best kicker of all time?

59% of the audience says yes, it is.

Close.

Close.

Do most hotels use the number 13 for the 13th floor?

75% of the audience says no, they do not.

And the last poll: if you own a urinal in a hotel, can you tell people that you own that hotel?

51% of the audience says, yes, you can.

And those are your polls.

Connor Manning was great on the show today.