Hour 1: Da Yankee Loo (feat. The Kid Mero)

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We're going to do the bucket here in a little bit, and I'd like to involve the kid Mero in our bucket of punishments, have him involved in the football picks, and have him have to be punished by costume or something else if he loses when we go to the bucket.

At the end of this, we're going to do Refran del Dia with him.

I don't know why he's so proudly Yankee today.

He's still got Derek Chair.

He's got, don't yeah, me.

You got Derek Cheeter behind you.

The captain is ashamed of what happened to the Yankees.

Worst postseason ERA ever in the history of baseball, our most historic game, because Vladimir Guerrero clubbed you guys in a way that's like truly embarrassing.

But before we get to that, before we get to Refran del Dia, can you tell me whether or not your kissing greeting has been neutered by the pandemic and the modern age?

Can you walk up by way of Hispanic greeting and still just kiss somebody entering?

Or do you have more trepidation about that than you used to because of where we are today?

No, I still,

I, damn, you just sparked that in my brain.

I did not even think about that.

Like I have been operating like a Latino male, you know what I'm saying?

Dominicano soy.

I've been operating that since I was exited the womb.

So I'm kissing every TT

that I come across.

Like it has not changed.

You know what I'm saying?

like my approach is still the same i still do the dap

come in for the hug if you are if you resist you're not a dap hugger that's cool we just stopped it at the dap you know what i'm saying but like titis and dios and dias and like elders i'm like ah me hony

you know what i'm saying like no go a taboo you know what i'm saying like very

you know keep the tradition not elders though miro like i was talking more so before like so like i'm cuban but i don't know know what's appropriate to say hello to someone when it's not,

specifically, like, in professional settings, like, there's a conflict.

You grow up in a Cuban community, everyone's Cuban, like, okay, you kiss everybody hello.

And then you get out of the bubble into the real world.

It's like, oh, you don't just go up and kiss people.

Like, that is.

Yo, listen.

So the context matters.

Yes.

Do you want to be Cuomo?

You know what I'm saying?

Where you just be like, hey, I'm not like, I'm not a weird guy.

I'm just Italian.

It's a cultural thing.

That's what we do.

We just kiss people people on the mouth.

We touch their cans a little bit.

That's all.

That's what we do.

We're just Italian.

It's traditional.

That's that.

No.

No.

Do not do that.

Do not do that.

So

thank you for the visual aid on the touching of the cans, by the way.

Some people don't know, Dan.

Sometimes you got to test to see what's up with them.

It's like Tom Brady went to footballs.

You got to check the PSI on the kids.

Anyway,

having that context, like I said, context is important.

In a professional setting, nah, you don't just jump out and kiss somebody, even though.

He's not saying professional, though.

He's just saying someone outside of culture by way of greeting your meaning somewhere.

Oh,

it's like, it really is like game time decision.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like a

bang, bang, play.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, if you feel the energy, and they are a kiss receiver and you're a kiss giver and you just feel it, you know you can feel it like it's the same thing with the dap hug combo like what if if somebody resists the dap there's a lot of guys you know listen i'm in jersey now y'all and like there's a lot of guys that i coach with that do the dap hug combo and they bring it in and a lot of them are members of law enforcement and they do they give me like a firm like they stock the dap they interrupt the dap and turn it into like a regular like

you know like hey buddy handshake because they're not even trying to do the dap they're because they're cops so there's an energy in greeting somebody that you feel automatically.

So you know, if they're a kisser, hugger, dapper, you know what I'm saying?

Like the karate, like real quick, like, yo, what's up, bro?

Like, or if they're like, hey, how are you, buddy?

Firm handshake guy, you know?

But you gotta, it's, it's, you gotta meet their energy is the thing.

Like, you can't be the one that tries to set the tone because that's where you end up getting yourself in trouble.

Like, it's better to kind of do like the key and peel where you like insult them, like, assuming like this is what it is.

And like, I'd rather you be insulted than I cross the line.

Exactly.

Don't quote me on yourself.

You know what I mean?

Go in there with a hey, buddy.

And if it goes beyond that, you know what I'm saying?

If the energy is right for a hug or an embrace, a warm embrace, every time I see Dan, I give him a kiss on the cheek.

Teo demo.

And I give him a warm hug, you know,

you know, Mike as well.

You know, we, we, we do the double kiss to,

you know, mafioso, you know, I was going to say Pat Riley.

I thought Pat Riley was actually in the studio with you guys.

Put it on the poll, please, Juju at Lebittard Show.

Do you trust the guy who won't correctly do the dap hug combo with you?

We're going to get to Rafran del Dia.

We've got to get to Tony's top 25 Fregaton artists.

I want to ask Merrow about what's going on in pop culture right now surrounding Bad Bunny.

And we just came to the realization that the complaints from certain people saying, I don't understand what he's saying, is valid because we kind of speak Spanish, understand Spanish, Spanish, and we don't know what he's saying either.

Listen, all he has to say is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's it.

Bad bunny, baby.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, we got

it.

I know.

What do you make of the reaction though?

Because he's a very popular pick with people who are monitoring popularity, but there is Fox out there and a whole lot of people are mad about Bad Bunny being the halftime show.

Like, so two things.

First of all, you're an idiot.

This is the most popular artist on the planet right now, like, period, end of story.

Why not?

Like,

this is business, guys.

This is business.

NFO's playing games in Brazil.

They're playing games in London.

They're trying to globalize

American football.

And what better way to do it than by being like, hey, guys, look, we're going to have a Puerto Rican guy do the halftime show.

You know what I'm saying?

And he's going to say, he's going to do all of it in Spanish.

You know what I'm saying?

And

we're expanding.

We're opening the doors of the NFL, y'all.

Like, welcome.

Everybody can be here and like be a part of this.

Also, shout out my guy, Eddie Wong.

He gave me a crazy take that I think is kind of accurate.

What does the NFL need to function black and brown bodies?

You know what I'm saying?

And how do you get black and brown bodies interested in the game of football than by putting an artist out there that represents them.

You got a lot of Dominican baseball players that came to the major leagues because it was just cheaper.

You know what I'm saying?

So on a business, this could be a psyop.

You know what I'm saying?

Like it could be, it could be something crazy.

But for the guy that's walking out of the bass pro shop complaining, shut the f up, bro.

This is not about you.

This is about the NFL and growing the game.

And what better way to grow the game than having the literal most popular international.

Taylor Swift does that?

I've never been at a club.

And listen, maybe I'm at the wrong clubs.

I've never been

at a dance.

Thank you, Tony.

A party, anything where anybody's been like, yo, throw on that Taylor Swift.

She doesn't have like bangers.

You know what I mean?

Like, she doesn't have a sapphire.

God, no.

knows,

you're biased because you and you and Deez called Taylor Swift long back on Fallon a while ago.

You've been tearing down Taylor Swift for a while.

You, you personally.

No, hey, listen, don't do that because I'm the federal gonna call me again.

Listen, the

thing with Taylor Swift is that it's just not for me.

It's not for me.

And when I say it's not for me, I mean that it's not for most people like me.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, means you're not a 14-year-old white girl.

Yeah.

Right.

Exactly.

Thank you.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I didn't want to say that because it could have been isolated and used as a sound bite against me.

But that's what it is, bro.

This is like, this is like

TD Popper.

Like, I'm going to take my daughter to a Taylor Swift show in like five years.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's not for me.

Like, it's for them.

And, like, they are not watching football.

Like, like, otherwise she'd be doing it every year.

What's the cutoff on taking your daughter to a Bad Bunny show?

We could go whenever.

like there's no age limit for that like I don't care

friends and family everybody included all family affair.

It's a family affair, bro.

I don't even care like yo, cover your ears or he says

cover your ears.

He opens with that.

That's the first line of this song.

Are they gonna here's Merrill?

All right, here's a question I've had.

So obviously there's a lot of Hispanic and Spanish curse words that people don't understand.

Are they gonna bleep the Hispanic Spanish curse words on the Super Bowl?

Hopefully not.

Hopefully the NFL is so American and so like Anglo that they're like, yeah, whatever.

He's just saying, you know, I think sometimes last time it was just like singing in non-English.

Yes.

Like speaking in non-English, just do that and let him go crazy.

One of my great joys growing up in Miami is that the FCC doesn't listen to Spanish radio because they don't understand the words.

So I'm like, how the hell are they getting away with all of this?

And it's just because it's a different

cojones somewhere.

No, it's not a stray cojones.

No.

No one's governing Spanish language radio.

There is no governance of this.

It is unbelievable.

There is nobody who understands what's being said on Spanish language radio governing Spanish language radio.

Spanish curses are different, though, than like English curses.

I know that that's like a ridiculous thing to say, but like in Spanish, you don't get as easily offended by like

a summary by profanities as like, and also like a curse word could also mean something like, this is really endearing, actually.

You know what I mean?

So, like, it's hard to be offended by something that's also a compliment half the time.

That's what I'm saying.

Also, the ito, the ito

suffix makes everything, like, less offensive, softens it, like, yeah, it softens the blow, you know what I'm saying?

And, like, also, like, Spanish is like a, it's like a more, it's a romance, it's a romance language.

So, you can say something like, cogno,

and it lays different, you know what I'm saying?

Then we'd be like, fuck

again, it's just because the FCC FCC doesn't have anybody who knows what the words are that are being said.

I mean, what are you doing here?

You want censorship?

You want them to start censorship?

What's going on here?

You think Mike Lombardi and his and his typewriter are going to learn Spanish in order to govern me?

Dance Pro FCC, this is crazy.

Wow.

You should listen to the Kid Merrow.

Victory Light with the Kid Marrow.

It's iHeartRadio.

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You get your podcast.

You should also watch him on his YouTube channel at According to the Kid.

We're going to get to Rafran Del Dia.

We're going to get to

25 Rigaton artists, top 25 of all time.

But I need to make fun of your Yankees for a second.

So let me do this in a number of different ways.

First of all, play for him, John Sterling, being hit by a foul ball.

Now, the 3-2 swung on a pop foul back here.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

It really hit me.

I didn't know it was coming back that far.

That hurt.

That hurt me.

Yo, you hear that?

Oh man, that's an old man.

That's an old man.

That's like, yo, you took, you take Poppy to a Marlins game and he catches the foul ball to the neck, bro.

Like,

that's an old man pain, bro.

That's a different type of pain because old men don't feel pain.

So when they get hurt, it's like, yo, that shit really hurt.

So, and the owl, bro, it wasn't even like a, uh, it wasn't like a manly like, uh, he was like, ow.

That means that he got caught off guard and he got really hurt.

The voice of the Yankees, John Sterling.

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Don Lebatard.

I'm just here to say one thing.

The Knicks are back.

Still got Tavi Salibrand, six points.

Fraud.

Everybody was like, yo, he's better than Jalen Brunson.

He's better than the Knicks should attract him.

Fraud.

This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Dan, I have to stop you real quick.

It's Riggaton.

You're making it a noodle.

How?

Can you play Vladimir Doris?

I was going to say, why didn't he call it Rigatoni?

Top 10.

We're all fighting our battles here, Nero.

I was like, well, I like a little Bologna's.

I like a Lavaka sauce.

I like a little rigger toy carbonara sometimes.

You know, throw the egg in the.

Ow.

We're making fun of him here, not me today.

Let's play Vladimir Guerrero enjoying making fun of the Yankees.

Dale.

Da!

Yankee

That sounds so Dominican.

He's torn right now.

He's torn right now to say something.

He loves Vladi, though.

Papy,

let me tell you something.

David is Papy.

Tura de lomeño.

Turuna regenda.

Baracino.

Haciro sebrega.

Acino sebrega.

Also, Vladimir, yo, Vladdy Jr.,

yo, bajale dos, my bro.

Like,

like, suave, my suave, bro.

You play for the Toronto Blue Jays, gang.

Remember that.

You play for the Toronto Blue Jays.

That's fine, but we will be right back here next year.

You will not.

Okay, we had a bad stretch in the summer that would have changed everything.

By the way, we demolished the Boston Red Sox who

don't turkeys lose.

Yeah, okay, That's fine, Boppy.

You invented that phrase.

You coined that phrase.

Your team also got smoked by a kid named Cam Schlittler.

Okay?

Yankee lose.

That's fine.

The guys are blowing it.

The women are doing great.

My Gotham FC is doing great.

Shout out to Minch Purse.

You know what I'm saying?

We're doing good.

New York sponsors, we're up.

Okay.

Knicks about to kick it off.

We're looking phenomenal.

7 p.m.

is about to come back out.

You know what I'm saying?

You New York Sports is in a great place.

Jackson Dart is our starting quarterback.

I'm going there tonight.

Listen to me.

Who y'all got?

DraftKings?

Who's your, who's yours?

It's only DraftKings.

DraftKings is the only thing that matters.

DraftKings.

Everybody that's putting the bet in tonight.

24, 21 New York Giants over the Philadelphia Eagles tonight, Thursday night.

I'm in the building.

He knows so little English.

That's what he needs to know.

That is the perfect accent from someone who basically doesn't know very much English, but knows how to make fun of the Yankees in English.

That's it.

Yankee Lou.

You know when people are like, yo, do you speak Spanish?

And they're like, yeah, I know some bad words.

Like, that's poppy with English.

Like, he's like, yo, do you speak English?

He's like, yeah, I know how to make slander the Yankees.

The great part about that sound is that there's no S's.

I'm either Yankee or loses.

Yankees lose.

There's nothing.

Yankee Lou.

No S's.

Yankee Lou.

The Yankee Lou.

The Yankee Luke of Milou.

The

Yankee Lou.

No S's.

Someone talking about Lou Gehrig.

Someone talking about Lou Gehrig in the 1960s.

The Yankee Lou Gehrig disease.

He doesn't know enough English to put the S at the end of Yankees or everything is a Z in there.

He doesn't have the English facility to say this correctly.

Let me tell you something.

This is an important fact to know about Dominicans.

Dominicans don't believe in S's in Spanish or in English.

We do not believe in the letter S.

The letter S does not exist for us in Spanish or in English.

The yankee loo

let's play the uh toronto manager do you know his name uh merron do you know john schneider

here's schneider making fun of your yankee loo

every single one of you can bullpen game nathan lucas miles straw all you it takes everybody every day start spreading the news we're going

to lose you know you know you know what you know listen i'm i'm i'm truly truly unbothered by this but what bothers me is that

every other

fan base makes it

this is your championship i said this about the pacers bro like this is your championship bro Like, beating New York is your championship for every fan base across America.

It's sad.

Have pride in your own teams, guys.

Have pride in winning and just winning.

Like, yo, we're going to the ALCS, something we haven't done in that long because we suck with the Toronto Blue Jays.

We absolutely suck.

Vladimir Guerrero is wasting his career playing here.

We're not going to win anything of any.

You know what I'm saying?

We're not going to win a ring.

You're not going to do that.

You're not going to win a World Series.

Have fun.

Enjoy it.

Enjoy beating the Yankees.

You know what I'm saying?

Who brought in Camila Doval.

You know what I'm saying?

And,

you know,

to shore up the bullpen.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

hey, enjoy.

Enjoy.

You know what I'm saying?

Because you know what?

It's never going to happen again.

It's never going to happen again.

How does baseball keep getting away with this where you have a champagne celebration just for we got out of the second round?

Like, this is the dumbest thing.

Outside of the Minnesota Timberwolves at one time, I don't see any other professional North American sports behave this way for just merely advancing past the first round.

It's because baseball is such a slog the entire season.

There's 1,035 games and you're playing every single day.

You're flying to Detroit 20 times a year.

So it's just like, you know, like when when it's over, you're like, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, like, yo, it's almost over.

I think they're not celebrating celebrating the fact that they made it to the next step.

They're celebrating the fact that they're closer to the end.

You know what I'm saying?

That's what I think.

Mero Complex came out with the top 25 reggae artists of all time.

I'm not going to give all 25.

Reggaton.

There you go.

There you go.

You know, all right, I'm going to give you.

I think I agree with the top 10.

I'll give you the top 10 in a second.

But from the notables from the top 25, 23 de la Gueto.

A little low for me, but that's fine.

But there's some OGs in this like back half.

Niango Flow at 22.

Okay.

Nikki Jam at 18, which I thought was a little low as well.

Yeah, she probably should be top 10.

Hectoritito at 17.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

I know.

That's crazy.

That's blasphemous.

I know.

Bro, I'm Dominican.

I know.

And that's blasphemous.

I know.

Hectoritito is 17 is low.

Calletres at 16.

Anuel at 15.

And Zion and Lennox at 11.

What?

Yeah.

Yo, Zion and Lennox is top five.

First of all, let me stop.

Like, yo, first of all, Nikki Jam, like, musically, should be in the top 10.

As a dude, he's a very hot girl.

She's very hot.

Look at Nikki.

She's so hot.

She's so hot.

Nikki Jam.

That's probably what bumped them down.

But listen, if you were a reggaetone duo and you had an ampersand in your name, you're in the top 10.

It was hot.

Whatever it was, it was hot.

Silently Lennox, Alexei Fido.

Not even on the list.

Not on the list.

Well, hold on.

Come up with your own top five list.

He'll give us his top 10 here or the list's top 10, but let's do yours off the top of your head.

You're going to go 5-4-3-2-1 and let's see how close your list is to Tony's list.

No LI, just give us number five from you.

Fives.

Number five, Johnny Randy.

Okay.

Number four,

I Cong.

Number three,

Saddy Yankee.

Number two,

Donamai.

And number one,

Tango Cardero.

Wow,

a lot of people waited for that top five.

Okay, so Joeli Randi is at 12 in the complex list.

We'll start with 11.

So 11 is Zioni Lennox.

And then 10 is Carol G.

Okay, shot for Carol G.

10 feels high.

She's had the Coachella, right?

Okay.

If you're going to put...

That needs to be Ibiquin in there.

Okay, hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Number nine.

Number nine we have Aikanghil.

Number nine.

Okay, good.

I like Aikanghil.

I like Akanghill.

Should be a little lower.

Number eight, Evie Paran.

Okay.

Okay, I'll take it.

Number seven, Osuna.

Oh!

Which I think was a little low, right?

A little high, but a little low, whichever way you're looking at it.

I think it should be further back in the list if it's if you're talking about me.

I think it's it's recency bias.

Agreed, you know what I'm saying?

Number six, Jay Balvin.

You didn't like that one?

Recency bias?

What's the matter?

Yeah, I think that's like he did a Pokemon thing at those song, bro.

I think that's just like

slaps.

Olassis with him and Bad Bunny was a great album.

It was fight.

But see, but that's like

Bad Bunny doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

I know ball, buddy.

I know ball.

I know.

Where's in Fasis?

Benito carried.

I know Aces.

Where's in Fasis?

We need Lento.

Not on the list.

All right.

Starting off at number five, Tago Caderon.

So at least a top five for Taygo.

Legend.

Legend.

Legend.

Number four.

Rakim of Reguito.

Yes.

Number four, Don Omad.

Good.

We're good.

We're going.

You like Donna 4?

Yeah,

somebody on Complex got a Puerto Rican Titi.

That's

they got some help

yeah yeah they got some help they was they got a titi that was at club exit in 1999 wow you know what i'm saying the hey days they would have heard they would have heard this next duo number three we seen yandele number three

they had a run they had a crazy run i was looking i was going back into the wikipedia and look at some of their discography they had a massive run of banger after banger after banger after banger massive you hear me

bro.

Oh, my God.

Number two.

Number two, DY.

Oh, of course,

you didn't have daddy in your top five.

Yeah, because it's like saying Jay-Z is in your top five rounds.

It's like Biggie.

It's too OG to even.

It's too OG.

It's like, you know, if I was, it's like being like, yo, DJ Playero, like, bro, he started the whole thing.

Like, you know?

Number one, biggest artist on the planet, Bad Bunny.

You guys are already doing that?

You guys are already doing that.

You're saying he's the best there's ever been.

100%.

Dan, there is nobody that has been able to put out one, two, six albums that every single one of them has been a banger with rarely a skip on it.

No artist has been ever able to do something like that.

Think of any rap artist, any rock band, any pop artist.

Nobody has an album from top to bottom that has zero skips.

Bad Bunny has six of them.

You know what I'm saying?

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How beautiful is that?

Is that you doing the sound of a can opening?

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Oh, no.

It is a horsey.

A horsey?

All right, we'll stop doing that.

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And he was doing all kind of wild stuff.

When he threw the ball off the glass to himself and yammed it, I was like, wow, that's crazy.

You're on perks.

Stugats.

You know what I mean?

That allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Billy doesn't agree.

I heard a stray what there.

He's scared.

He doesn't have

so crushed for that.

How am I going to get so crushed for that?

History of music

had more hits than Bad Bunny.

Nobody.

Oh, wild.

Nobody.

Well, Drake, Drake, well, Drake has had more hits than Bad Bunny.

That's already, that's factually so.

Quantifiable.

Yes.

So, Billy, what happened?

Michael Jackson was pretty big in his time.

Michael Jackson was pretty big.

You don't get it.

You ever hear about this guy named Michael Jackson?

Some people like the Beatles.

Maybe not for you.

Not for me.

Definitely not for me.

Let's not stray too far from why it is.

Merrow is here, please.

Yankee Lou.

We are having it.

You know what you'll ever hear?

The Marlins win.

What?

No.

Hey.

It's Marlene.

It's Marlene.

Marlene, Noah.

I think the Marlene have won as many championships as the Yankees this century.

Like,

I think I have that right.

Pretty close.

The last 20 years.

15th century.

Last 15 years, maybe?

I got to do some creative math to get there.

Let's go last 24 years.

You're doing sat news math, Dan.

Don't be like that.

You're doing it within the last two and a half years and weeks and months.

Well, but don't do that.

How about this, though?

We got one in 2009.

2009 is recent enough.

Okay, there have now been 110 combined consecutive seasons rangers islanders knicks nets yankees mets jets giants that new york hasn't won a championship since the giants won the super bowl in 2012.

well listen

that's that's that's being very misontonistic because we're not talking about the women the women's games the liberty you know what i'm saying you're right you know what i mean you got got liber 23 Liberty also, you know what I'm saying, cooking.

Let's give it a let's give it your sales.

You really really got me there.

You did.

You cornered me.

You made me forget about the Liberty.

You really did corner me on that one.

I thought I had you.

I did.

I got exposed there.

I'm embarrassed.

Let's do Refran del Dia before we make everybody go to the bucket.

Thank you, thank you.

The return of Rafan de Dia.

Hit it, hit it, hit it.

Yeah,

exactly right.

We have the Kim Maro in the building.

We've got me.

We've got the wheel.

Spin it.

What are our choices on the wheel?

I don't think Roy was ready for the wheel.

Roy knows the segment that has a wheel.

Roy doesn't know he has the wheel.

I think Roy is unprepared for the wheel, for Riffron and in general.

I think Roy has been confused by the last five minutes of language.

He doesn't understand anything that was said around here.

You're right.

All right, we got our...

But I found that the Roy, can you hit the music for me?

We're already in the music.

A little louder.

I want it a little louder though.

I want for the vibes.

I want it a little louder.

Do you just follow a script?

No, listen, I want the music a little bit louder.

Like, you guys want to turn up to Taylor Swift?

I want to turn up to my culture.

You're a teleprompter guy.

No, I'm not a teleprompter.

Nothing here is teleprompted.

All right.

His name is actually Royce, but since we do not pronounce

sounds, that's why you call him Roy all the time.

Prince Royce.

Prince Royce is missing from that list as well, Prince Royce.

Real ones know, by the way.

All right.

Today's Herfandadía is Echo Un Yogur.

Echo un yogur.

Yogur.

Yogur, you sound like me with reggaeton.

Echo un yogur

translates from Spanish to English as

made of yogurt.

Or a made of yogurt.

Made of yogurt.

It sounds like you surprised Merrill.

It's a very Cuban.

Merrow didn't even understand your refranzo.

Today's a teaching.

Yeah, today's a teaching to refund the dia.

Usually there's cross-cultures that understand the same ones.

This one is a uniquely Cuban saying that means echo means made of yogurt.

Yeah, but that's one of those things, English-Spanish, like that could also be something dirty.

Exactly right.

But the reason why I'm echoing yogurt right now is because my daughter has me up at night.

She She was kicking me this morning.

I didn't sleep at all.

I'm echo un yogurt.

I'm made nothing.

I'm made just a bland substance of nothing right now.

My dad, I'm tired.

I'm exhausted.

My life is a wreck right now.

Amecho unyood.

That's another

synonym.

Exactly right.

Exactly right.

Synonym for echo unyogud, de paradao, et toi, decojonao.

Pagotao.

Agotao.

You can't say decohonado.

You can't say that out loud on the airwaves.

It's not something.

That's all I want to be said.

Well, here we go.

FCC Day.

You're going to call the FCC on that money when he says that?

This guy was celebrating when Jimmy Kimmel got taken off the air.

I knew it.

He was hyped.

Thank you.

It's about deck.

You're an ally.

He's like, good for you.

Go ahead and do Refundel Dia on Deco Honado.

Please.

Go ahead.

Deco Honado.

Please, please.

That's a Refunde Dia Hall of Famer, by the way, that your dad was a part of.

And he put his head in his hands because he didn't want to answer.

No, because, of course,

no balls.

They have no balls, a eunuch.

No, somebody with no testicles.

They are

sand's testicles.

They are decojonau.

Decojonao, you have no testicular fortitude.

None.

Are you familiar with the dentec bucket?

I need the dentec mouthpieces in here.

Does everyone have their mouthpieces?

Are they ready to go to the bucket?

Because I don't think that the kid Mero knows what it is that we're doing here but if you get a bad football team here uh merrow you're gonna be stuck uh in a situation where you have to pay a punishment i don't have the lines in front of me do you guys have the lines in front of you as we i got all these at the top of the dome because i know ball

Okay, so we're going to do the dentech bucket here with Merrow.

And let's see what we have here.

You get to, let's give him the rules in a second on what it is that we're doing here because because he's not done this with us but he's gonna have to pay a penalty here if he gets a losing team you get one pick in the bucket and if you don't like that pick you get another pick but the second pick stands it's fairly self-explanatory all right tony you go first all right let's start off here on the bucket

spawn of our gun truck

the carolina panthers i don't you don't want that ever unless it's a buy

they are playing against the cowboys cowboys are three-point favorites yeah i'm gonna put that you're gonna put that one Okay.

Yeah, Cowboys are going to roll them.

Cowboys are going to roll them.

Alright, here we go.

We're at the Packers.

Packers are playing Joe Flacco.

Oh, no, Joe Flacco.

Joe Flacco.

I'm kind of nervous about that, if you're going to be honest.

You shouldn't be.

They're big favorites.

They're 14-point favorites.

14.

Yeah, but you guys don't know.

Joe Flacco gets to a new team.

He all of a sudden is going to play well.

Joe Flacco's already 1-0 against the Packers.

Exactly right.

Thank you, Mike.

He knows how to beat him.

Is this the first time a quarterback has played a non-division team twice?

Something to ponder.

Good point.

Here we go.

I know, ball.

The Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah, keep this.

You want that?

Okay.

I like the ball.

They're on the road.

They're on the road as a three-point favorite.

Walmart, Dallas Cowboys.

Three and a half-point favorite.

Billy's going to go now.

I got the Steelers.

Steelers are off the ball.

No, they're playing Cleveland, and they're a five and a half point favorite.

I'm gonna keep this.

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Where's your mouthpiece, Marty?

Oh, I have it right here.

The golden helmet of life.

That's supposed to be taken out.

Josh has that.

That's not supposed to be in there.

Let's never be singing.

Let's not do that.

Congratulations, Roy.

Thank you.

Roy, you need to play the sound that goes with the golden helmet of life.

Dan, are you going to pull for Merrow?

Are you there, Holden?

I can't physically pull.

Yeah, you got to pull for Merrill, Dan.

All right, this pick is for Merrow right here.

He's got the swap helmet.

Oh, wow.

Roy,

you got to pull another one, Dan.

You got to pull another one now.

The swap helmet means you get to take anyone else's helmet that you want, Merrow.

You get to any helmet that you want around here.

The golden helmet of life is the best thing that you can get.

The other pick is for the Texans.

So you have the Texans, but you can swap.

You got two good helmets, no penalties for you.

So you could either be satisfied that you're safe on the one-time maybe all season that you'll pick this, or just be mean to Roy and give him just one week of safety as opposed to three.

You know what?

Y'all y'all have been saying rice incorrectly

so i'm willing to take the bite

and here's roy

safety no one's happy you know what i'm saying no one's happy about it because i got mad love for roy you know i'm saying he's just up there doing his same thing every day

first one in last one out you know what i'm saying not often real studio rat not today you know what i'm saying

that's very nice of you i took the chargers i got the chargers they're seven they're uh they're a seven and a half point favorite at baltimore

Thanks Justin Henberg guy.

I'll keep that.

No, Chargers play the Dolphins.

Yeah, I don't know what you're looking at.

You're still good.

They're still four and a half points.

You're looking at the Tammy Dolphins.

Keep that.

Keep that.

You're still fine.

You're looking at the Rams.

I was looking for the play of the Rams.

That's my bad.

We're the cheaters, man.

Ram tough.

You got Rams online.

Merrill, good seeing you.

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Hit him one more time with the Vladimir Guerrero before Billy

Before Billy buries Tony here.

It's not a bury.

It just, you know, we had some people do some research in the back on top in regards to Billboard number one hits on side.

That's where I already know your argument is flawed because you're going to the Billboard mainstream artist and seeing like, oh, yeah, what did Billboard say?

I don't give a shit what Billboard says.

How about that one?

The most hits ever.

I'm just going to read you the top five.

What I said was, what I said, just to clarify really quick before you read the top five, what I said was was, his albums have no skips.

Yeah, that's what I said.

And this is just hits, no album.

He's got every album has no skips in it.

That's what I said.

This is just,

Billboard ranks number one songs.

Okay.

All right.

Number five on the list, Drake with 13 number one songs.

More hits of the Beatles.

Yes, we know that.

Tied with Drake, but at number four, Michael Jackson, 13 number one songs.

At number three, Rihanna has 14 number one songs.

Good for Dick.

Good for her.

Number two, this one might be a surprise to you guys.

Number two, Mariah Carey has 19 number one songs

of all time.

Yeah.

Number one.

Let me tell you something.

Yeah.

Before you drop the number one, let me tell you something.

We'll open your third eye to Cassify Pinnio Gland into manufactured with stream farms nowadays.

Think about it.

Thank you.

I saw a thing where Akon was talking about how you just make ringtone music because he realized you could get $4.99 per ringtone or $1.99 per stream.

And he's like, I'm just making ringtones.

I don't give a crap.

Soldier Boy did the same thing, Soldier Boy was the original.

Number one, the Beatles with 20.

If you're wondering where Bad Bunny is, the biggest artist of all time, according to Tony, more hits than anyone.

He has one number one hit of all time.

And if you're wondering what that song was, it's I Like It, which is really Cardi B and Jay Balvin and Bad Bunny's kind of tossed on there.

Wow, tossed on there.

He made

wow, like he's just a partsley on the stage.

Wow, that's cool.

I listen to that song in the middle of the Caribbean on a cruise, and man, that hit.

Of course.

When you're walking on the Lido deck, a lot songs played.

exactly

we made my point that's it i won

tony's a vibe lord thank you you know what i'm saying it's all about the vibes it's not about numbers it's about the eye test the you test

hey audience i got a special treat for you because i want to talk to you about miller light but i want to talk to you about miller light with my good friend rose hey rose hi everybody when we hang out and we hang out often we're friends i consider us friends yeah me too uh we're often toasting the good times.

And what am I toasting with?

With Miller Light.

That's right, Miller Light.

Whether you're hanging out with your dear friend Rose or at game day, it just hits different when you got a Miller Light in your hand.

From jaw-dropping touchdowns to fantasy heartbreaks, it's a beer that has been there for every moment.

50 years of great taste, simple ingredients, and that iconic golden color that you can spot across the room.

And it's just not the color of the beer, which is brilliant.

That beautiful white can.

How beautiful is that?

Is that you doing the sound of a can opening?

Is that your favorite sound?

Oh, no, it is a horsey.

A horsey?

All right, we'll stop doing that.

And here's a kicker.

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The original light beer since 1975.

That's right.

And still hitting different five decades later.

You're so good at this, Rose.

I know.

So whatever your game day looks like, remember, Miller time is always a good time.

Look at us.

We're a great tag team.

I'm five again.

Can you do that beer sound one more time?

And the horse sound one more time?

I regret asking you about that one, but the Miller Light sound is good.

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