Postgame Show: Top 5 Songs To Hear On Third Down (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What's going on in his mind when his teammates aren't on time

Nothing to do but tell all the media

And it's getting boring Watching him throwing picks But that seems to be all he does

Remember the 70

points he had back in 23

Who would have thought by 25 we'd be the Jackson Bill Jaguars?

Or worse for that matter?

Cause our guy's protecting his brain by eating cars.

Oh, here he comes.

He'll throw you under the bus.

Oh, here he comes.

He's a bad leader.

Oh, here he comes.

He'll throw you under the bus.

Oh, here he comes. He's a bad leader.

That has to be a catch for TJ Hawkinson. You got to let that be a catch.
That's so wrong to not allow that to be a catch. It's unprincipled.

You're governing with people who are only strictly doing the rigidities of the law if you don't see that athleticism and allow it to be a catch.

Also, I'm going to be wrong on the Chiefs on another front. That right there yesterday is the first time an Andy Reid coached regular season team has ever had a shutout.

It's the first time that has ever happened. Really? Regular season shutout for Andy Reid.
It may have happened in the postseason, but he has never held a team to zero points.

The Chiefs yesterday had 30 first downs. The Raiders had 30 plays.
The Raiders of Tom Brady don't let him have production meeting advantages, don't let him have headset advantages.

All they did was punt, and all Kansas City did was score touchdowns and converted like on every third and three. Every third and three that they spent the game and they just kept converting on.

Look what they did to my boy Gino. He wrote back.

Yeah, we've finally gotten to that point in the game.

Juju, we're going to do polls and Joker of the day with you, but what Mike Ryan said, the greatest truth I believe spoken on today's program is that the in-game experience matters and a stadium announcer can absolutely make an in-game experience total monster mountain of diarrhea shit.

Like if you do not have the right stadium announcer, he will absolutely kill the vibe of a place. I agree.
Yes, sir. Absolutely.

So, it made me inspired me to make the top five songs that I want to hear on third down and top five songs that I do not want to hear on third down lists. Okay.

Wait, can I help you out by this by doing the PA announcer on the third down?

Oh, yeah. All right, that'll be the cadence that we strike.
Let me know when you're ready. All right, top five songs that I want to hear.
OLI

is third

down.

Eminem, lose yourself, comes on.

It's third down.

You're going to blow out your voice. Don't stop believing comes on.

A journey.

It's third down.

Number five.

White stripes, seven nation army comes on. Yeah, good one.
Here you go. It's third down.

You're cooked. Swag, serve.
Swag, serve.

It's third down.

The eye of the tiger comes on.

It's third down.

Knuck if you buck comes on.

Pastor Choi We Ready comes on. That's the list.

It's a good list.

It's a good list. I mean, shout out to Lamar Thomas.
Top five songs you do not want to hear on third down.

Let's go, Mike. It's third down.
Yeah. It's third down.

The conga. That's terrible.
He is such a terrible choice. I thought it was Archie Ever.
It's third down.

YMCA.

That one gets that crowd going. Hey, let's get up.
It's third down. I know from experience, that one gets a lot of hats going in the stadium.
The right hats?

Let me get it again,

Hey, guys, it's third down.

Everybody was kung fu fighting. Come on, defense, put it together.
It is. I like that one.
Well, third down.

Who let the dogs out?

All right, final one here. Let's come on.
It's third down, guys. Let's get a stop.

We are family.

Yeah.

One more. Oh, shit.
One more. I meant.
I meant one more. Yeah, one more stop.

Sweet Carolina. They played that too.

Get it out of it. They played that too.
They play that all. I don't know what's going on from GameOps, but I'm serious.

Mario Kristobal needs to get directly involved and said, hey, I'm embarrassing myself saying we need to make this an asylum. Can make it an asylum with Miley Cyrus.
And

what do you think would be Mario Kristobal's

playlist? It would just like, what did we play in 2001? Let's do that.

Then that's all anybody wants. Just turn of the century hip-hop, not party in the USA.
I'm the fast author. I'm not the fastest author.

It'd be better than conga. You can't say conga.
There's like two rock songs that you play. It's Bush's Machine Head and whatever Metallica song that's left.
And then last resort.

Like Turn of the Century Hip Hop and then occasionally Boboni.

Gonna get to Joker of the Day and Poles. But Juju, I've been told that you are armed with some of the

costume shenanigans that we did at Ron McGill's Zoo Party. Valerie and I finished either third or fourth place, depending on applause for she was doing Marie Antoinette and I was King Louis.

And so I suppose you're going to mock me here? No, I'm not going to mock you, Dano. Not yet.
I just want to salute. Great party from Ron McGill.
Everybody who supported it.

Thank you guys, the audience and everybody. Look at perfect picture, perfect costumes.
Oh my goodness. You look incredible.
Salute to your partners. Ron Killer made an oh, look at this.
Come on.

Fantastic. He hurt his

shoulders. Go ahead, bro.
No, I'm sorry. Ron McGill hurt his shoulders because of the number of times he had to do that over the course of the evening.
He woke up with a sore shoulder.

Do we have the shot of Dan's ankles? And we get to the Joker of the day. Nice sneakers.
Yes, that's funny. And what in the hell? Yes, that's funny.
If you're going to commit, you got to commit.

You can't throw on the orthopedics with the King Arthur.

At least wear the stockings, you know, if you're going to... Not some Nike socks, man.
Well, this was the problem. The stockings didn't come from Amazon quickly enough, and so I got stuck.

I got, yeah. She wore some knee socks.
No wonder you only finished third or fourth. I didn't have any long socks.
That's as a celebrity, too. Apparently, got some extra motions.

Also, to be fair, it was Marie Antoinette who said, let them eat cake, not Louis.

Let me eat cake.

Thank you, Amin. You said you saw the John Candy documentary and it made you think of me.
Yes, but not for the reasons that you think. You think it's because you're fat.
No,

not because of that. Although you guys are both rotund.
I like me.

We're going to get to the polls of the day in a second. How did everyone feel about the Chargers getting dragged in those yellow jerseys yesterday? Justified.
They looked like bottles of mustard.

Amen.

Amen. Worst jerseys in the league this year so far.
Hands down.

Again, Zaz said that Jim Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever ahead of even.

I mean, they're going to make the playoffs. Okay, but the

greatest coach ever? Right, but no, I said I think he's one of the greatest coaches ever. Then Colin Coward stole my take and decided to one-up me and say he's the greatest coach ever.

Is he one of the all-time greatest coaches? Everyone hated those uniforms, universal panning of those uniforms.

It's arena football stuff. I didn't mind them.
There's not a lot of yellow in the NFL. I didn't mind him.

It's an accent for most teams, for most teams that have yellow. No one actually goes yellow as a primary.

I believe against the Vikings, the 90s throwbacks come back the navy ones i think if you're going to go yellow you got to go all the way out you got to sell out the white helmets you got to go to let's make the helmets yellow let's do the whole thing if you're going to do

i'm with you commit to it or don't uh any thoughts on the uh zaslow cody beef today and the uh dan cody beef today do you have uh uh

you i saw that greg missed his ally billy today even though uh the shipping container tried to pick up the slack for him did you take any sides during all of those disagreements, Juju?

Yes, number one, when Greg says stop, we just got to stop. No matter how funny the joke on the other end of the tunnel is, we got to stop with my boy access to.
Thank you.

Also, God bless Earlene Cody. Oh, my God.
Dealing with that

after she get home, this boy trying to negotiate some league deals. Bravo.
Bravo, Greg. I think we've been supporting.

I mean, Juju. Sorry.
Yes, Yes, sir. Salute.

Let's update the polls here at Lebatard Show. How many do we have today? We had two polls today.
Can the second leg of your first-class flight ever be a bus?

92% of the audience says, no, it cannot.

It doesn't make any sense. I was so confused.

All right, speaking of confused, the Rams should get extra credit, by the way. That game happened at 6:30 a.m.
their time. It wasn't Delours time.
It was Pacific time. So they did that on that time.

And hats off to the Rams.

They threw to seven receivers in the first quarter while having no receivers. They don't have any receivers, and they threw to seven of them in the first quarter.
Right.

Can you bring yourself to trust anyone named McCorkle?

It's a good poll. 93% of the audience says no, and those are your polls.
Wow.

thank you, Juju. Thank you, guys.
Rest in peace, Doug Martin.