Alley Oop 136: Jokić Drops 55, Beal’s Season Ends, Nico Fired, Hidalgo Goes Nuclear & Steph Still Elite!

Speaker 0 Did you freaking see

Speaker 0 our man Jokic

Speaker 1 last night? Two nights ago? MVP. MVP.

Speaker 2 Yo,

Speaker 2 he could have put up 80 points if he wanted to.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He had to be in his life

Speaker 2 in the first quarter.

Speaker 2 In the first quarter.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he locked in right now for the MVP. Guaranteed lock of the year.

Speaker 2 Do you watch shows about serial killers ever?

Speaker 1 Absolutely not. Like, I try not to at all.

Speaker 2 My mom loves all those serial killer shows. I like Dexter.
And one of the things that Dexter always did when he was basically the plot of the show, no spoiler.

Speaker 2 He's a guy who's like a blood spatter analyst that works for the police department, but he's actually a serial killer that kills serial killers.

Speaker 1 Oh, major spoiler alert. I did not know that, right?

Speaker 2 Actually, based in Miami, it really should be a Dan Lebatard show.

Speaker 2 And so, anyway, he brings in donuts every day for the crew to like make himself seem normal.

Speaker 2 And I was talking to somebody on the group chat last night, and they said that Jokic, when Nurkic was traded to Portland and Jokic had the full-time starter role, he was walking down the tunnel with a bag, like a five-bag-pound bag of like loose candy and just offering candy to everyone in the tunnel that he could.

Speaker 2 And I was like, that's what a serial, that's a serial killer on the court, that is,

Speaker 2 trying to make himself look human. He's like, everything about him that you see looks human, except for when he steps on the court.
Did you see the floater? Do we have the floater, Miss Rebecca?

Speaker 2 When did he develop that in this game?

Speaker 1 You know good and damn well, Miss Rebecca ain't got no damn floater.

Speaker 1 Miss Rebecca whole back just started sweating There we go. Oh bit the big screen way too.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I like that she learned a new trick.

Speaker 1 All right the clippers with the orange ass jerseys

Speaker 1 He ain't even shoot that guy

Speaker 1 What listening audience he's dribbling and just he went to lay it up and it just floated from his hand to the nets.

Speaker 2 Well, and we've seen players with floaters before. I just don't see I haven't really seen a lot of Jokic floaters.

Speaker 2 You know, he's putting these kids on skates. The Clippers are now, I think, lost their last six games.
They're just a mess.

Speaker 1 Bradley Beal out for this year.

Speaker 1 Right. Not to mention that part.
Bradley Beal out for the entire season dealing with a hip fracture. I'm like, bro,

Speaker 1 bro is the glass man, bro. It's time to hang it up.

Speaker 1 It's time to hang it up. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 You done hijacked the whole son's future as well as now the cute the clippers future with your hurt self like i think bradley build is a dog d o double g like snoot them but at the same time wait your best ability is what your availability and my boy be available in street clothes only for the past what um 10 years even with the wizards my boy would hurt

Speaker 1 I'm not saying I'm not trying to get in the way of your money, but at the same time, it's time to hang it up.

Speaker 2 What kind of dog is Bradley Bill?

Speaker 1 My boy, blue-nose. You feel me? Oh, blue-nose pit, man.
Come on.

Speaker 1 We're not finna play with Bradley Bill name, bro. We just ain't seen a healthy one in years, bro.
Come on, bro. My boy got the Kenny Smith early at stage right now.

Speaker 2 He was healthy in Phoenix. He was healthy in Phoenix.
And he looked.

Speaker 1 He looked healthy. Was he mentally healthy?

Speaker 2 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 Here we go.

Speaker 1 Look, Look, see, now mental health don't matter. Look, my sister, look, but smirker, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 Where was that grace for Brandon Ingram when he threw the water bottle at Cuz?

Speaker 1 Nah, bro. That's different, bro.
You got Glow sitting right there two seats down, bro. You throwing water on everybody, bro.
Nah, grow up, bro.

Speaker 2 Bradley Beal's a hot mess. Meanwhile, Norm Powell, the guy that they discarded for Bradley Beal, is probably going to win, like, maybe most improved player, maybe sixth man of the year.

Speaker 2 I don't know, but he looks

Speaker 2 really good.

Speaker 1 Right. And on top of that if

Speaker 1 i mean salute to lebron salute to the king but remember if the king would have just gave us like an extra day notice last year that you didn't want to play in the all-star game bro norman powell is an all-star one-time all-star on his resume already so he might not even be considered for these awards so it's kind of like a gift and a curse he didn't make that team last year It's more of a curse.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 All right, did you see OKC put belt to ass to LeBron's Lakers?

Speaker 1 I mean, are they LeBron's Lakers still? It's the biggest question.

Speaker 2 It's a great question.

Speaker 1 I think they're Jared Vanderbilt's Lakers at this point.

Speaker 2 You're not gonna. You're clowning.
It's Luca's Lakers, and it's Austin Reeves' Lakers. Austin Reeves says he's not gonna ask for an exorbitant amount of money from LA because he wants to stay there.

Speaker 2 I think that's cap.

Speaker 2 He's eligible for, I think, five years,

Speaker 2 $200 plus.

Speaker 1 Mm, $200. How much do you think he'll take from the Lakers minus that $200?

Speaker 1 Because if he can make $200 plus, then Lakers going to give him what?

Speaker 1 $150?

Speaker 2 If he could go, so he says he's not obsessed over millions on his next contract. They are.

Speaker 2 They are. They can offer him,

Speaker 2 let's see, trying to

Speaker 2 five years. I got to get the number right because people get mad.
Five years, $241 million.

Speaker 1 Or

Speaker 2 four years, $178 million elsewhere. So let's split the difference.
Pay me five years, $205.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, now I saw, I mean, if it's me, pay me. What did they say? Four years was?

Speaker 2 Four years, $178.

Speaker 1 look pay me five years 178 right and text me aspiration number who kawaii was dealing with

Speaker 1 and we'll get it right we'll make it right

Speaker 2 listen i'm down to plant some trees too i i will do stuff you feel me okay like i will i'll put something on my shoes or my shirts or listen i will actually if you send me the ponzi scheme plug i will actually make it look like i'm working for them i won't do it quieted quieted, which is absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 Say it again. Moving on, speaking of all good, we got to go to the ladies' game right now.

Speaker 1 We know the W, we know the Vegas Aces are your champion right now, and probably will be so for the foreseeable future because them CBAs ain't looking too negotiable right now.

Speaker 1 But last night in women's college hoops, Hannah Hadalgo, take a bow, sis.

Speaker 1 I salute you.

Speaker 2 That's a blue nose right there.

Speaker 1 Right. That's a blue nose.
44. 44 points,

Speaker 1 nine rebounds, four assists, and the most astonishing stat. Not this one, Miss Rebecca.
Not just yet.

Speaker 1 This is a different team, but I like where your head is at. You are on fire with tenacity.

Speaker 2 That's not that one either, Miss Rebecca.

Speaker 1 Not this one, though.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get you a hand on Hidalgo jersey.

Speaker 3 I'm not feeling good about any of this.

Speaker 1 Go ahead and push X. Push the X button.

Speaker 3 that make us feel a little bit we need an eject button an eject

Speaker 2 i'm like trying to push the down button like right i'm like go back

Speaker 1 16

Speaker 1 there we go the most impressive stat of the day bro 16 steals

Speaker 1 ma'am she didn't play like pretty much the entire fourth quarter are you kidding me right now ma'am Or as my little nephew likes to say, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 How many minutes did she play in this game?

Speaker 1 I don't give a damn. 16 rebounds.
I don't care how many minutes she played. You're not stealing the ball for me 16 times around.
Who is the point guard?

Speaker 2 You played only 28 minutes, GG.

Speaker 1 Bruh, who is the point guard on the other team? Because you've been getting your cookie. Do you have cookies left for the next game? Listen, or do you just got scraped milk from Acron Zips?

Speaker 2 That's what that's who they are. I don't know anybody on this team.
Okay, here we go. We got

Speaker 2 We got Shana Brew. We got Izzy Calloway.
We got

Speaker 1 Izzy.

Speaker 2 Izzy? Ooh.

Speaker 1 Izzy Calloway. I see you, sis.

Speaker 2 So let's look at the

Speaker 2 depth chart here.

Speaker 1 See who she was getting the cookies from. I don't give a damn what the depth trap is.
We need to call Skylar Diggins and tell her to bring that milk jacket and give it to who you say? The zips?

Speaker 1 The zips.

Speaker 1 Everybody on the squad needs some milk, man.

Speaker 1 Get that boy some milk.

Speaker 1 The memes say, bro, get them babies some milk now Because Hannah Hodago got cookies from each and every one of y'all last night. Also, though, at the same time, in the same breath, last night, in

Speaker 1 the women's college game, my dog, Audi Crooks,

Speaker 1 43 parents, seven for nine free throws, of course, but the most amazing stat.

Speaker 1 Still not this video just yet, Miss Rebecca. I promise when we ready for this video, we're gonna hit you up

Speaker 2 Audi Crooks place for the Iowa State. I'm moving my body like a cyclone

Speaker 1 Bro, Audi had

Speaker 1 43 points in 19 minutes.

Speaker 1 Excuse me, ma'am. That's all she said.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, right?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, ma'am i think you had enough cookies tonight too because jesus christ who is on the defensive side of the ball in 19 minutes she she has incredible footwork bro come on using her size to dominate not recklessly but with poise and with class and that's just a lot of buckets in 19 minutes A ton of them, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, come on, man. Get whoever they were playing, the same milk jacket, Skylar Diggins.
you got a lot of milk in that jacket get them get them girls some milk too bro because

Speaker 1 they need some salute to the women's game bro we're gonna we gonna cover them more than the average show covers them this year here at the alley hoop and speaking of that we got miss rebecca you're this lsu

Speaker 1 lsu last night they had a game against charlotte now before the game charlotte made a tick tock

Speaker 1 that said uh when you about to play LSU, when you know LSU about to play some real competition, finally.

Speaker 1 Miss Rebecca, pull up the halftime score.

Speaker 2 I like the confidence.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Why do you want to? Here go the video.

Speaker 3 You're driving me crazy. First you want the score, now you want the TikTok.
Which one you want, kids?

Speaker 1 Which one you want?

Speaker 2 Miss Rebecca, question for you. How come every time you try to share your screen, I go full screen for a half a second and then you go to the shared screen?

Speaker 3 I have no control over that. That's what Riverside does.

Speaker 1 She has no control.

Speaker 1 That is a short. It doesn't let you create a control.

Speaker 3 I hit the share button, and it does what it does to you. I have no zero control.
And probably because you're talking, sweet thing. You're talking, and that's why it goes big on you.

Speaker 1 All right, which look lovely pressure.

Speaker 1 This is a good one. This is pre-game right here.
This video. Okay, here we go.
This is a pre-game before LSU.

Speaker 1 Take it away.

Speaker 1 Look at them. They look so happy doing dances.

Speaker 2 They had no idea what they were about to get into.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Oh, my goodness. This is so embarrassing, bro.
You thought, hey, man, Charlotte finna go get these girls around for their money. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Pull up the halftime score, Miss Rebecca. Now, just not even the full score.
At halftime, how do you think these girls felt when they did that TikTok dance before the game? And the halftime score is

Speaker 2 62 to 17.

Speaker 1 62 to 17 at halftime after the tick tock dance that went around the world the final score was 117 to 59 man i'm surprised they got the 59

Speaker 1 right second half they went crazy for real i ain't gonna lie to you because 17 to 59

Speaker 2 it should be a step up but the jokers of the day Okay, so they practiced that dance. They talked to each other before doing that dance.

Speaker 2 They then got into their warm-ups, into the bathroom, at the arena to do the dance. And then they posted it with that text on screen,

Speaker 2 thinking they were about to do something.

Speaker 2 And that, I would say, was a mistake.

Speaker 1 Belt to ass,

Speaker 1 in the most assist of belts ways, man. Charlotte

Speaker 1 text Skylar Diggins and tell her, Big Sis, I know you done gave out milk to two different teams, but do you have a sleeve full of milk left? Because we need some whole vitamin D.

Speaker 2 We need to get our weight up. We need to get our skills up.
We need to get our arrogance down.

Speaker 2 I don't know how Charlotte ever thought they were going to compete with LSU, but I'm loving the confidence and feeling very, I'm feeling second-hand embarrassment is what I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 And secondhand embarrassment, segue.

Speaker 1 Steph Curry must have felt some secondhand embarrassment this week because it was a lot coming out of that Warriors camp about toughness, about focus.

Speaker 1 Brandon Part Zemsky got through in there under the bus a little bit.

Speaker 2 It's Pajemski.

Speaker 1 Pajemski. There you go.
It's Pajemski. I ain't know that D and that Z made a jemps.
I'll be saying Part Zemp. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I'm learning. I'm willing to learn.
You feel me?

Speaker 2 Listen, you're learning all the Eastern European white names.

Speaker 1 I got you. You feel me? With the Jerry Curl having Eastern European whites.

Speaker 1 A lot was going on. He's talking about arrogant.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 I mean, he said he wanted to be better than Steph, but I mean, what's the answer you posed to give there? You feel me? What do you want to be? I want to be better than Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 If you ask me how I want my music to go, now this is no disrespect to Michael Jackson, of course. But come on, man.
I got to aim high. And my boy, my boy, Brandon Podjunkski, you feel me?

Speaker 1 There you go. There you go.
He aiming high. He said he wanted to be better than Steph.
But Steph had to remind them folks last night, like, okay, better than who?

Speaker 1 46 points last night against the San Antonio Spurs. Five rebounds, five assists.
You know what I mean? Scooby snacks. But this man's 37 years old.
I know we give a lot of credit to LeBron being 41.

Speaker 1 Aaron Rodgers. Bruh, hats out to the 37-year-olds out there getting it done, man.
Him ass KD.

Speaker 1 Still looking great out there, bro. How you feel about that win last night?

Speaker 2 You know what's crazy is every time

Speaker 2 we feel like, oh, and the Reddit and the Instagram and the ex chat pops off and it's like, oh, Steph's falling off a cliff. Oh, Steph's showing his age.
Oh, he looks like he's a half a step slow.

Speaker 2 He ain't got it no more. He's like, let me tell you who the F I am.
Listen, I can turn these jets on at any time, okay? Don't be playing with me. I'm 37, going on 27, and I can do this until I'm 47.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. I make a buck, I scram.
I'm trying to show y'all who the f I am.

Speaker 1 No, he's

Speaker 2 incredible. The things that he does on a night-to-night basis, clearly he's having to do a lot with the Jonathan Kaminga drama still circulating, percolating, and bubbling through the locker room.

Speaker 2 Jimmy Butler's calling him out. We've got a cultural unfit situation happening and they want to trade him, but they can't trade him until January because they gave him that extension.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's okay.

Speaker 2 It's just a matter of when, not if.

Speaker 2 And if you're a team like Dallas, maybe you say, huh, let's see what we can do. See if we can filter AD their way, finesse them.

Speaker 1 You can give us a trade.

Speaker 1 You can't trade. You cannot trade AD, bro, if you're Dallas at this point.

Speaker 1 You have to trade AD.

Speaker 1 No, you don't. Because then you admitting that, bro, we just traded away Luca Doncic

Speaker 1 for.

Speaker 2 They've already admitted that, Juju. They fired Nico Harrison.
That's pretty much the first step in the admission of you've messed up.

Speaker 1 I guess so. You do.
I guess at the Alcoholics Anonymous, salute to all our people out there that's working on themselves. First thing first, my name is Juju and I'm an alcoholic.
So you right.

Speaker 1 Them firing Nico Harrison was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Our name is the Dallas Mavericks, and we effed up.

Speaker 1 Even though, like, the owner, somebody had to sign off on that. It wasn't just Nico, but at the same time, Nico was the person with responsible and understanding of what is to come with that job.

Speaker 1 He was in charge.

Speaker 2 Oh, here we go again. Do I just want to say, if you've taken a quick Google scan, Mr.
Becko or Dylan, I know Juju knows what he looks like, but if there was a

Speaker 2 central casting for a dumb, no-knowing basketball owner who like is a bit of a hayseed,

Speaker 1 What's a hayseed, bro? Come on, bro. We can't be throwing no slurs.

Speaker 2 You know what Hays says? Slurs.

Speaker 2 A hayseed, he doesn't know. He's just coming in there.
That would be Patrick Dumont. The only

Speaker 2 sophisticated looking about Patrick Dumont is his last name.

Speaker 1 Right, the team is silent.

Speaker 2 You look at him and he looks like the third member of Dumb and Dumber.

Speaker 1 Oh, damn.

Speaker 2 He looks like

Speaker 2 an AI version of the owner of

Speaker 2 the Las Vegas Raiders.

Speaker 1 Get him.

Speaker 2 And then, like, all of that, how he looks, he's even dumber than that.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Hell yeah.
He was sitting courtside. He go,

Speaker 1 the Mavericks fan had had it. See, I was finna go.

Speaker 1 Miss Rebecca, your timing, I promise, should be studied in the Smithsonian. Because I was like, you know what, Mr.
Becker, put that video up. I'm finna go ahead and throw two.

Speaker 3 I'm going to put it down and they get the producer some idea of what the f is coming. Not you two.

Speaker 1 In the fing bingo roulette wheel of bulls.

Speaker 3 Like, yeah, this might come, that might not come. This is gonna come, that's never gonna come.

Speaker 3 You can go f yourself to Sunday. And just guess.
Just guess.

Speaker 1 All of this we're cutting, Dylan.

Speaker 3 This is me having a breakdown. I put together a big prep document.
I get the sh from Juju three fing pictures of college players nobody's following. Two seconds before we take,

Speaker 1 we go into them at the fifth time.

Speaker 3 Back to the video. Here we go.

Speaker 1 Bravo, Mr. Brown.
Listen, it's true. Unfortunately,

Speaker 1 15 yards, man.

Speaker 1 Personal foul, 15 yards. But that was

Speaker 1 that was amazing, though. I can't help.
You're right.

Speaker 1 We put you in that position.

Speaker 1 And you already know, we have most shows.

Speaker 1 And that's why we appreciate you so much. Because, yes, we do put you in awkward positions, but you the best in the business.
So we expect the best. Roll the video.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Bruh.

Speaker 1 Oh, my goodness. I'm talking about Fire Nico.

Speaker 1 He go to sleep at night hearing that shit.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 imagine his wife in these scenarios. Imagine his kids like going to the arena, going to see my dad.

Speaker 2 They said that it's easier to play on the road than it was to play out home in terms of a hostile environment. Juju.
They have

Speaker 2 a temporary rolling set of stairs seated next to Nico so he can scurry out like the rodent. He is.

Speaker 2 Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 Patrick Dumont fired Nico after he sat with a Mavericks fan sitting in a Luka Donchic 77 jersey and that just added to the this guy is so dumb like a fan was the was the final straw for you

Speaker 2 listen

Speaker 2 you either roll with the guy that you signed off on Yeah, and let the ship go down. Let it explode.
Let's see how it goes. Let's see what it's like with Kyrie, AD, and Cooper flag.

Speaker 2 You're gonna have to wait it out another year. You're gonna have to wait it out.
We're gonna be bad. This is the only year we have our own draft pick.
So let's just be bad.

Speaker 2 And maybe we'll mess around and get A.J. DeBanso, or maybe we'll get Darren Peterson, or who knows? Maybe we'll get one of the Boozer twins.

Speaker 2 And so maybe it'll be Kyrie, Cam Boozer, Cooper Flag, Anthony Davis, Daniel Gaffer, PJ Washington, Derek Lively. That's a squad, maybe.
Maybe. If they stay healthy, who's stopping them? An ACL.

Speaker 1 You know what this is right here?

Speaker 2 What's that?

Speaker 1 This is a straight face.

Speaker 1 Ain't no way in hell.

Speaker 1 Them folks finna get no damn boozer. Boy, last year we gave y'all the golden ticket.
We told y'all which candy bar it was in. You chose the golden ticket.
Congratulations, you get Cooper Flag.

Speaker 1 Don't ask me for nothing else. Before we get out of here.

Speaker 1 The Clippers had a streaker the other day. Not even a streaker.
A brother ran on the court. How you feel about folks running on courts, bruh?

Speaker 1 Because I be thinking, once you run on the court, you are entitled to whatever comes your way.

Speaker 3 Hold on, hold that thought. I have this one.
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 Oh, you do?

Speaker 3 Yep, hold.

Speaker 1 These orange jerseys are terrible from the court.

Speaker 2 I think the same thing. Terrible.

Speaker 1 And look, I thought this was an AI.

Speaker 1 My boy is on the court.

Speaker 1 My boy looks like AI.

Speaker 1 Oh, my goodness. And he got more than 200 better reps than A.J.

Speaker 2 Brown right now.

Speaker 1 Gave that boy the whoops.

Speaker 1 Bro, if I'm that security guard and you juke me in front of

Speaker 1 20,000, 30,000 people, when I finally catch up to you, I'm putting your face in the sun.

Speaker 2 What did he have on his t-shirt that he wanted for people to see?

Speaker 1 I think his mission fails.

Speaker 3 I mean, he's got some good football moves there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, his plant spin game is actually quite good.

Speaker 1 Right. That's what I'm saying.
But what you going to do with Joker?

Speaker 2 Like, look at Joker. He's like, this bull.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 2 This bull. And the girl right there with the Celsius and her and her little crossbody, she's like, ah,

Speaker 2 ah.

Speaker 3 That's my topple ganger. That's how I would react to that.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. There's something that

Speaker 1 if I'm the security guard, she would have got messed up. Because, oh,

Speaker 1 you having a good time seeing this? I'm finna put his face in the hardwood and on the LA logo. Like, we're not playing.

Speaker 2 You done juke me out my shoes too oh no when I'm catch up to you I am tackling you Ray Lewis style and you're going to jail for a night so it's an immediate boy stop because again it's not just the action you have you ever like had to ask a question at a press conference and you are thinking about it and you're starting to get nervous about maybe you don't get nervous but I always am like okay I gotta get my words come out of my mouth right and this is how I'm gonna say it and this is what I'm gonna do and then I'm like do I do it do I not do it?

Speaker 2 Do I do it? And my heart is racing, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And that is on, and I'm supposed to be there. If I'm in a game watching,

Speaker 2 and I'm, I don't think he's sober, but if I'm sober,

Speaker 2 that is on a thousand. That, like, should I do it? When am I doing it? Do I jump now? Do I not jump? Am I juking? And then you're just in it, like, oh, I've made a disastrous decision.

Speaker 2 Like, they're coming after me. I'm probably going to jail.
I'm never going to an LA Clipper game again, ever into it because you know Steve Bommer has facial recognition and probably my DNA.

Speaker 1 Damn, I forgot that.

Speaker 2 So bad, bad, bad. Like very much boy stop.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a definite boy stop. Speaking of boy stop, the last segment of the day, Miss Rebecca, the star of our show.
Let's get some boy stops up here.

Speaker 3 This is a guy who goes on the field who's not a part of the team and takes it one step further I've never seen anything like this here we go here we go check it out check it out hold on they thought it was one of their teammates oh my god bruh

Speaker 1 that's the way you oh my boy score he did it he said yeah oh my goodness the ultimate fan oh my god he slid that is not a fan

Speaker 3 It's a fan. He put on a shirt like theirs.
He scored the goal.

Speaker 2 How do you do that? Then he runs around the goal.

Speaker 3 Then he makes it to their teammate.

Speaker 1 Right. Bruh thought it was his teammate.
He celebrated at first. He's like, hold on.

Speaker 1 Wait. Joshua? Wait, hold on.
Who is this?

Speaker 3 And then he's got no jersey number on.

Speaker 2 You know, like, is that 10-day Tony?

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Bruh, salute to this man, bro. This is the ultimate fan.
Yes, he probably got his neck snapped later on that evening. But that's the ultimate thrill.
My boy scored a goal for his favorite team, man.

Speaker 1 Imagine, bro, can you imagine this? The Celtics are playing the game right now. And then all of a sudden, you see me pop up in an all-green Celtics.
Woo-hoo!

Speaker 1 And Jason Taylor passed me the ball, and I wet the jumper. I'm talking about straight draws.
Oh, bro, you can lock me up and throw away the key, bro. Just give me that footage.
I'm good.

Speaker 1 Send this to my mama because Jason Taylor passed me an assist.

Speaker 1 Straight draws. So, super

Speaker 1 fine, man.

Speaker 2 And also, like, again,

Speaker 2 that is a whole new level.

Speaker 1 It's another level, bro. It's another level.

Speaker 2 I don't even think you should tackle that guy. I think you should say, hey, do you want to try out?

Speaker 1 Right. Because the composure required, the precision required.
He has a lot of intangibles.

Speaker 2 The celebration required to slide on your knees.

Speaker 3 Speaking of fans going overboard, so this is a baseball player, number 29, right? Oh, Lord. I don't know if you've seen this,

Speaker 3 but apparently he's known for having a big backside. So then a fan shows up in this.

Speaker 3 Is this respectful or disrespectful?

Speaker 1 I mean.

Speaker 1 Oh no.

Speaker 1 Oh no. Oh no.
Is it not a butt plug?

Speaker 2 Oh no. Yes it is.

Speaker 1 It's a butt plug. But

Speaker 1 100% a butt plug.

Speaker 3 You just killed Trista.

Speaker 1 She's dead.

Speaker 2 That to be the one kind of Dylan is f ⁇ ing wide.

Speaker 1 Confirmed.

Speaker 1 Confirmed. Yeah, but at the same time,

Speaker 1 yes, Miss Rebecca, that is a butt plug. But the big dumper, I don't know if his nickname comes from his butt being large.
You know what I'm saying? I think he dumps home runs over the left field wall.

Speaker 1 I think he's, you know what I mean? I think that's more so where his nickname originates. I could be wrong.
I haven't checked out the back side of my boy.

Speaker 3 So is this guy just mentally ill that he puts a butt plug to the bus?

Speaker 1 Yes, there we are.

Speaker 2 Okay. You had to get that made.
You had to get that t-shirt made. It has his number on it.

Speaker 1 Bro, you spent thousands on thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 The t-shirt company has to be like, what are we doing? You have to have a screen printing operation at your own crib if you're doing that because you cannot have that.

Speaker 2 And listen, anytime you make t-shirts, you have to make them in bulk usually. So, how many of these damn t-shirts does he have?

Speaker 1 A thousand. A whole bunch of them.
He's got merch.

Speaker 2 He's giving them out to his friends for Halloween.

Speaker 1 For sure.

Speaker 1 For sure. And you know he paid extra money to be right behind him, right? Yeah, he extra money.
That's what I'm saying. This is the ALCS.

Speaker 1 This ain't no just baseball game where you can just pull up. This is the champion.
This is to go to the Siri right here behind home plate. Bro, you're not.

Speaker 2 Is that an invitation?

Speaker 2 Is that t-shirt like a proposal?

Speaker 1 It could be. It could be.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Honestly, what is the the meaning of this team?

Speaker 3 It's Grinder IRL.

Speaker 2 Yes, it's Grinder IRL. Yes, that's what it is.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 I think the meaning is that I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 If somebody pulls up on me with that, listen, it's a wrap.

Speaker 1 It's a wrap. You got it.
Right. You want to

Speaker 1 be blocked. I think my boy just not funny because he was trying to go for, he's the big dumper, but guess what? It stops here tonight.
And it's like,

Speaker 2 is that what you think it was?

Speaker 1 No, I know. It's that dump.

Speaker 2 That's smart. The dump starts tonight with our butt plug, a.k.a.

Speaker 3 Oh, so like the pooing stops with the butt plug.

Speaker 2 It stops tonight with the big plug. Exactly.

Speaker 1 The big dump.

Speaker 2 He thought he was clever.

Speaker 3 Do other people get that? Am I just dumb?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't get it.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 I mean, I just think

Speaker 1 a Vlad Guerrero Jr. jersey would have done the trick.
Do you feel?

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. And on that note, man, thank y'all so much for pulling up on us yet again, man.
Tristan, any last words?

Speaker 2 Miss Rebecca, we're sorry. We'll do better.
We'll have a little bit more of a plan. I didn't even realize how messed up in the game we were and how we were putting you behind the eight ball.

Speaker 2 I just thought you were... You were the one who was bad, and it's actually us that's bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'd like to second that apology to miss rebecca i sometimes you know you you don't know how ugly something is until someone holds a mirror up to you yeah and you held that mirror up and i was like ew look at it stunk it really did sting the stinky nostrils you know ooh we we are bad

Speaker 1 Just like Sex Panther, the smell.

Speaker 1 But yeah, man, thank you as always to Miss Rebecca Donahue. Follow her right now online, Miss Rebecca at Rebecca Donahue.
Take off the miss. Follow my sister at Trista Creek everywhere.

Speaker 1 Follow the kid himself at Juju Gatti everywhere. And follow my boy, the distinguished Dylan at Dylan Huang.
How do you say your last name, Dylan? Is it Wayne? You got it. Good job.
That's it.

Speaker 1 You feel me? Come on. Follow my boy, man, as well.
Thank y'all for pulling up on us. Without y'all, who the hell are we? Catch us again next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 same bad time, same bad channel.

Speaker 1 Boom.