Postgame Show: Dressing For The Job I Want (feat. Julian G.)

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Speaker 7 Oh, look at the juju is looking fantastic here today.

Speaker 7 What's going on? You got a tie? You got a jacket? You got some championship trophies?

Speaker 4 What's going on?

Speaker 8 Lucky JJ.

Speaker 9 Yes, sir, man. I'm trying to look like the job I want versus the one I have.
I've won all of these. Remember that.
Just never forget that. All those trophies? I give so many good takes here.

Speaker 9 I give hot takes before Mina Khan's gives them. I give them before Diana gives them.
And then whenever Diana or Mina Khan says them, that's when Dan reacts. Oh, my goodness.
I've never heard someone.

Speaker 9 Zaz says the Bills are dead. How in the, no one else outside of media is saying these things.
Well, I think it's because I look like a hood all the time and I don't wear this sweet blazer.

Speaker 9 So moving forward, I'm going to always wear a sweet blazer here. And you can call me Julian G, not Juju Gotti.
I know you don't want to quote that. Oh, said first by Juju Gotti.
That's so ghetto.

Speaker 9 Get that out of here. Julian G says the bills were done last year and they will be done moving forward.
Sorry for Brandon.

Speaker 4 Oh, no,

Speaker 7 I think this is an interesting tack to take, Juju. I'm sorry, Julian G.

Speaker 9 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Absolutely. Oh, this thing right here.
Oh, this is just a confetti that fell out of the sky when the unrivaled league, the Roses, won the championship, and I was there covering it.

Speaker 9 Sorry about that.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 9 And this, too,

Speaker 9 I was in the arena when the Celtics won this with my brother and me covering it. So just...

Speaker 7 Neither here nor there. All right, so you're showing that you should be treated.

Speaker 4 Julian G

Speaker 7 should be treated and respected as a legit journalist.

Speaker 9 Yes, Dan don't even stick around for these anymore. Do you think if me and the comms came on the show, Dan would get his ass up and go eat a sandwich? Hell no.
I got to do better.

Speaker 9 I got more work to do.

Speaker 8 Now, Julian G, I do want to ask you, had you been wearing a suit and tie in Berlin, do you still think the commission would have come up and dapped you up?

Speaker 9 100% not. He would have not have.

Speaker 9 That's when the ghetto worked out. It paid off.
He was like, what's your ghetto ass doing in Berlin?

Speaker 9 it was a good ghetto day juju we got some thursday thunder to do oh yes we do sir hit the music my brother

Speaker 11 that's right it's thursday thunder and it's presented by draft kings draft kings the crown is yours juju what we got

Speaker 9 tonight we got a thursday night football matchup that is sure to bore everyone watching but i'm gonna give you a little reason to watch and stay tuned tonight First leg, Brees Hall.

Speaker 9 He will get 16 carries tonight. Lock it in.
They have nothing else. He's gonna get 16 carries, and Justin Fields is gonna have 73 yards.
Lock it in. But don't lock that Justin Fields part in.

Speaker 9 That was just me ranting. I'm a comedian.
Also, don't forget that part.

Speaker 9 Second leg, Stephon Diggs will have five catches tonight.

Speaker 9 Yes, he will. And the last leg, Pop Douglas, DiMario Douglas, Will gets two catches tonight.
Locking in Thursday Thunder. Let's go.

Speaker 3 Are we going to get two weeks in a row of the garbage on Thursday night? I feel like we're at the point in the season.

Speaker 3 Like last week was the first one of the season where the Thursday night game looks like a Thursday night game.

Speaker 9 Right. Yeah.
So boring.

Speaker 9 And I feel like tonight is a Justin Fields legacy game, unfortunately, because we didn't get to see him have his incredible wins on, what, the one o'clock window, the one o'clock slots.

Speaker 9 But everybody's going to be tuned in tonight. So if he stinks it up, more bad chatter in the locker room.

Speaker 5 Juju, Nikolai Jokic, 55 points last night.

Speaker 4 How about that?

Speaker 9 Yeah, man. I'm gonna go ahead and call it right now.
Nicola Jokic, MVP, no matter what. Oh, no matter what happens.

Speaker 12 MVP of the day?

Speaker 9 Oh, MVP of this

Speaker 9 breaking news. Julian G reports that Nikola Jokic is the 2026-2025-26 MVP.

Speaker 9 NBA. Let's go.

Speaker 7 All right, so you know, I mean, Juju's giving, sorry, Julian G.

Speaker 3 Julian G is giving you the MVP of the season.

Speaker 5 I can't report that, but I...

Speaker 3 I'll tell you, for today,

Speaker 7 if we're going to have a conversation about MVP,

Speaker 7 Nicole Jokic better be in that conversation.

Speaker 4 55 points last night.

Speaker 13 He had that one already, though.

Speaker 5 All right. 18.

Speaker 4 All right, that's fine.

Speaker 7 18 of 23 from the floor.

Speaker 7 You better start a conversation talking about Nicole Jokic.

Speaker 9 Yes, sir.

Speaker 9 FP

Speaker 9 of the day.

Speaker 8 Julian G, do you worry at all that because the Nuggets are so much better, his numbers are going to drop and make him look less attractive, even though he's playing better and more easy than he ever has?

Speaker 9 I don't think so. I think that this year he has a different motivation inside of him.

Speaker 9 Like, I think that with them going through what they went through last year and all the noise surrounding their locker room, I think that this is a proven year for himself, not necessarily for him in the league.

Speaker 9 But I think that, dang, okay, not only did we lose to OKC in the, in the playoffs, dang, Shea got the MVP on top of that.

Speaker 9 So I think the Joker is coming back for revenge, and he won't have no dips this year.

Speaker 13 I was going to say, what about the jersey over your left shoulder there? He's playing pretty good this season.

Speaker 9 Yeah, he's playing pretty good, but he played that well last year and it was still a debate. The Joker is playing phenomenal.

Speaker 9 He putting up numbers we never seen before. And as much as Shay's team is doing in the win column, that MVP is just a little different category to me.

Speaker 8 Second best Canadian in the league, according to Javi Hawkins.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 9 Yes, for sure. Also, to salute to Pete Carroll today.
That was hats off. Great punishment.
Great

Speaker 9 execution. The only punishment that was for the audience, though, was the gum chewing.
Holy hell.

Speaker 9 We couldn't stand it, but it was fantastic execution by you, brother.

Speaker 7 Juju, were there some chokers last night?

Speaker 9 Oh, yes, there was, man.

Speaker 9 Last night, LSU women took on Charlotte.

Speaker 9 And we never heard of Charlotte.

Speaker 9 I don't ever remember Charlotte.

Speaker 9 Right. Coming into the conversation.
But before the game, Charlotte took to TikTok and said this right here. Video team, you got it?

Speaker 9 Yes, sir. Us dancing because LSU is finally finna play some real competition.

Speaker 7 Oh, and those girls play for Charlotte? Come Come on, kids.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 9 That was before the game.

Speaker 10 Come on. And that

Speaker 9 this was the halftime score. Video team, pull up the halftime score.

Speaker 9 62 to 17.

Speaker 9 Real competition.

Speaker 8 Douglas.

Speaker 9 You ma'ams.

Speaker 9 You ma'ams are the jokers of the night. And I salute you.
Get well soon.

Speaker 7 Juju, you got some polls for us today?

Speaker 11 What do we got going on?

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah, I got some polls. They came in late today.
And it's only two of them.

Speaker 9 So gonna just go at a quick little news news dump right quick uh the nba showtime crew on uh peacock fantastic i like what you're doing i see you carmelo also nba on tnt it's the exact same show let's get over it it's the same i don't see any difference uh zair alexander stepping away Maybe retirement.

Speaker 9 Something's going on there. The bill signed Miko Hartman.
Like I give a damn. Max B is free.

Speaker 9 And lastly, the Morris twins twins say that they will mop the floor with the Jokic brothers, saying that those big chess brothers can't move. Talking about squabbling.
Yeah, squabbling. I mean, hey.

Speaker 13 I don't know about that one.

Speaker 7 They don't have to move.

Speaker 5 They just crush you with their hands.

Speaker 8 I'm going to say this. I did a heavy investigation of the Jokic brothers during the finals in 2023.
One of them is a lot bigger than the other one.

Speaker 13 But that big one is

Speaker 12 scary. Of the biggest.
But the other one is like, okay, you're just tall.

Speaker 9 But can the big one scratch his back, though? It's the problem.

Speaker 11 Probably. That would be a hell of a prelim for the Jake Paul fight.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 9 Also, the listener, the YouTube listener of the day, Wayne W.

Speaker 9 I see you, brother. He promised to be nicer to negative people.
I appreciate that, brother.

Speaker 9 And also, if you're going through something out there, know that weeping may endure for a night, but joy is going to come in the morning. Let's get to these polls.

Speaker 9 Would Spielberg ever make a movie where the wind kills you? 62% of the audience says yes, he wants to.

Speaker 9 And the last poll: should Notre Dame have the poop emoji on their helmets? 75% of the audience says, Yes, they should, and those are your polls.

Speaker 7 Good job, Julian G.

Speaker 9 Thank you so much, brothers.