Hour 1: What's Up, Trevor? (feat. Matthew Berry)

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Speaker 10 I don't know what you guys would nominate as better than this in terms of stuff that the media loves to have and play with, but coach getting snippy with reporter is very high on the list of things that we delight in.

Speaker 10 Correct Press conference sound of a coach handing down judgment, arrogance, condescension. So Bill O'Brien, if you were not aware,

Speaker 10 Bill O'Brien is now the coach of Boston College.

Speaker 10 Boston College is pretty terrible this year, and Bill O'Brien evidently didn't like what he was asked here, and Bill O'Brien went maximum Bill O'Brien, and the reporter ends up getting swallowed in the butt chin that Bill O'Brien has.

Speaker 23 Coach, I'm wondering, do you have a message to the fans? Obviously losing to Notre Dame Catholic school rival 1-8 down in the season of BC.

Speaker 23 I've heard from a lot of fans. I just really.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I'm really glad.

Speaker 16 You know, I'm glad you're down. I'm not down.
Nobody's down. We're fighting.
We're competing. You know, it's the second year of this program, Mike.
You always come in here with these down questions.

Speaker 16 Like, you show up like once a month or something like that. You come in here with these down questions.
I'm not down.

Speaker 16 I don't know what year you graduated from BC, but this is a program that we're building. Nobody here is down.
We're positive. We're going to show up and play our asses off against SMU.

Speaker 16 You can go out there in your dark, clouded world or whatever it is and do what you want to do. We're not down.
The sun is up and we're fighting. That's my message to the fans.

Speaker 24 What's up, Trevor? Hey, dude.

Speaker 10 Trevor's feeling a lot better than Mike in that situation. Does Mike always put it on the poll at Lebatard show? Does Mike always show up with the down questions?

Speaker 16 What's up, Trevor? Hey, dude.

Speaker 17 I'm going to have to clarify that for context for people.

Speaker 25 Do you have to earn the right? This begs the question. Do you have to earn the right to ask a down question? Like if I show up like four times a year for an NBA season, am I allowed to ask?

Speaker 25 Like I feel like you have to earn the right. Be there every day and then you can ask me the tough questions.

Speaker 10 Then you can be down?

Speaker 10 That's what he's saying. You can't show up once a month and come in with just the down questions where everyone sees that you're the person who comes in with the down questions.

Speaker 10 You got to be around a little more than that.

Speaker 17 I know what's up, Trevor, is the funny part of this but i love how bill o'brien cut him off knowing exactly what mike's brand is here like can we can we play the beginning like he's like you know what like i don't know what time what year you went to bc and you bomb in once a month i love this response from bill o'brien coach i'm wondering do you have a message to the fans uh obviously losing to northern catholic school rival 1-8 now in the season of bc i peered i've heard from a lot of fans i just really yeah i'm really glad you you you know i'm glad you're down

Speaker 16 nobody's down We're fighting. We're competing.
You know, it's the second year of this program, Mike. You always come in here with these down questions.

Speaker 16 Like, you show up like once a month or something like that. You come in here with these down questions.
I'm not down.

Speaker 16 I don't know what year you graduated from BC, but this is a program that we're building. Nobody here is down.
We're positive. We're going to show up and play our asses off against SMU.

Speaker 16 You can go out there in your dark, clouded world or whatever it is and do what you want to do. We're not down.
The sun is up and we're fighting. That's my message to the fans.
What's up, Trevor?

Speaker 16 Hey, you doing?

Speaker 5 His message to the fans. Trevor's like, how you doing?

Speaker 17 Trevor, how you doing?

Speaker 5 Sun is up. We're fighting.

Speaker 10 I do enjoy the idea that not only does he cut off the question, but he cuts off the question by telling down Mike, I'm glad you're down.

Speaker 5 I'm glad, I'm glad.

Speaker 10 Like, I think he meant to say, I'm glad you're here so I can get all of this off of my chest. But instead, what he just said is, I'm glad you're down.
That's classic hating, is it not?

Speaker 10 To say to somebody, I'm glad you're down, would be classic hating. Hating 101, would it not?

Speaker 17 It would be. Put the town on alert for SMU, too.

Speaker 5 Wow. Really?

Speaker 4 20 years of watching a team get a signature win against my own.

Speaker 10 I love those letdowns.

Speaker 5 And then stroll into a noon start in the ACC.

Speaker 18 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 5 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 13 Lots of town on lots of alerts

Speaker 5 this week. It's going to be a bloody week.

Speaker 18 Go ahead. Put the town on alert.

Speaker 17 Well, everyone's on Iowa to beat Oregon. Who's Oregon beating Northwest?

Speaker 10 bad weather game too right bad weather

Speaker 7 iowa we we like iowa there put the town on alert town on alert this line isn't moving in that in a direction that i would like but mississippi state they're a tough team georgia

Speaker 17 decent yeah georgia winning within the margins put the town on alert

Speaker 10 they won their first conference game in two years last week yeah i'd just like to remind everybody that's not pierce brosnan in Dante's Peace Saint put the town on alert.

Speaker 10 That's Mike doing Piers Brosnan in Dante's Pixan.

Speaker 18 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 10 And you do it better than Piers Brosnan did.

Speaker 5 Maybe, maybe it's him. Maybe it's me.

Speaker 17 Who knows? Put the town on alert.

Speaker 13 Wisconsin, plus 11 and a half.

Speaker 17 I think they can win that game straight up.

Speaker 7 Now, they have been terrible in conference play, but this conference, bottom part of the conference, just a bad, bad conference.

Speaker 4 But Luke Fickle just got that extension.

Speaker 12 Play hard for coach, plus 11 and a half.

Speaker 17 Well, he didn't get the extension. He got the vote of confidence.

Speaker 5 Rhett Lashley got the extension.

Speaker 17 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 10 we got we got so many uh penn state 14 and a half what are you playing for right yeah you got quarterbacks you're gonna take penn state against indiana and indiana rolls teams but 14 and a half at happy valley minimum wait when you put the droll into happy valley put the town on alert when you put the town on alert it's to win the game it's not to cover 14 and a half oh

Speaker 5 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 18 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 5 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 26 I think that this is the signature game for this interim head coach whose name I don't care to learn over in Penn State.

Speaker 17 Now this one, the line is moving in the right direction because I locked it in at five and a half and I think two lane wins this game straight up.

Speaker 4 Memphis put the town alert.

Speaker 18 Put the town on alert.

Speaker 10 Memphis really derailed my beloved South Florida Bulls.

Speaker 10 The way that South Florida fell apart in the fourth quarter, they've got no pass rushes, the problem South Florida has, but Memphis is very good in second halves, and Memphis destroyed South Florida in the fourth quarter of that game because I really did think South Florida was in, had an angle to be a playoff team because of how they score, how good they are offensively.

Speaker 17 Don't write them off just yet.

Speaker 10 Tulane can help them out tonight when they win straight up against Memphis.

Speaker 10 We were talking earlier about Tom Brady, and I'm wondering how much you guys got into the story last week because I really found this a bit shocking, and perhaps I shouldn't have.

Speaker 24 But

Speaker 10 I, as a pet lover, as an animal lover, cannot fathom the idea

Speaker 5 of cloning a pet.

Speaker 10 That is not the same pet.

Speaker 10 Once you've removed the soul, which cannot be manufactured, you've just got a pet running around your house that is the physical embodiment of the pet that you have lost, but is not the actual pet anymore.

Speaker 10 And the thing that I thought, and again and again, I thought it is, is he bleeping with us? Is Tom Brady just doing something to actually create headlines? Or am I being fooled by the internet?

Speaker 10 Because Tom Brady would be among those most likely to try some of these things, but it's so robotic that I was not offended by it, but it is something that I would not do.

Speaker 10 This guy thinks pets have souls.

Speaker 25 What's the mechanics of it?

Speaker 25 Like,

Speaker 25 there has to be a surrogate dog, right?

Speaker 17 No, I think they just create it in like a cup of drink.

Speaker 5 Can you create that?

Speaker 5 He can create a dog. What do you mean?

Speaker 10 Do you not remember Dolly the Sheep? They did that like 24 years ago.

Speaker 25 I guarantee you they are like, it's a surrogate dog that is like birthing the dog i don't think

Speaker 25 they take the blood they the way they do it with humans like how like when you guys just think like there's an oven they put a coat in and all of a sudden a dog walks out chris they've been able to clone animals for 25 goddamn years i guarantee you this is a surrogate situation which way then you beg the question is it real stop begging questions man stop begging them but you're begging it

Speaker 5 i'm not

Speaker 10 i i i don't think chris realizes how funny it is for him to lecture us about how humans do things while dressed as a bear, while visually pointing at us,

Speaker 5 getting angry. He's drinking coffee.

Speaker 10 So would you guys do this? Amin is not an animal person, but would you guys ever put it on the poll at Lebatard show? He's got to look it up. Would you clone your pet?

Speaker 10 Because I believe this was just, all this was, was science lab stuff.

Speaker 10 I believe that all they did was take some of the DNA of the original dog and then go to a lab and do whatever scientists do to clone things. Yeah, and Dan, you say the soul.

Speaker 10 You don't say soul, like the memories, this dog doesn't know you, bro. It's just a new dog that looks exactly like your old dog.

Speaker 10 But here's the thing about dogs, at least for me, I feel like every day I see dogs that I've seen a million times before.

Speaker 10 You go to a pound and pretty much find, unless your dog had like Viniligo or something, you're gonna find the same dog in the pound somewhere or at the dog store or wherever you guys get dogs, right?

Speaker 10 Like podcasts?

Speaker 27 The rescue.

Speaker 5 The rescue.

Speaker 10 It's not like podcasts, wherever you get your dogs.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so I feel like, so like it's such an unnecessary step because the thing that you're trying to recreate is not the physical, it's the emotional.

Speaker 10 It's the dog that knows me and remembers that time that I didn't even remember. I don't even know about that, man.

Speaker 10 This, though, this is the reason that I think that Tom Brady is among those most likely to embark on this particular journey is because I really do feel sometimes like Tom Brady is trying to learn all the tricks he needs to learn on how to be human.

Speaker 10 That he's the closest thing that we have to a robot or an alien trying to impersonate a human being. Dan, you missed a great episode of the Dan Levittard show that because our theory was different.

Speaker 10 Our theory was he's doing it because it's a test subject for what he eventually clones himself. And then I had a theory that went beyond that and that he's already cloned himself.

Speaker 10 That's how he kept winning championships despite being a million years old. How does he do it? It's because he was a clone.

Speaker 10 You guys think this is creepy, right?

Speaker 10 Most people listening to this do think it's weird to clone an animal, no matter what your or your children's attachment to that animal is. Mike, you wouldn't consider cloning Roma.

Speaker 10 In fact, Roma is, I would imagine that your relationship with Roma, memories and all, is almost not a physical relationship. I know you're playing with a dog, but the things that

Speaker 10 you love about Roma are personality-based, things that are unique to Roma.

Speaker 5 Terror.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think

Speaker 17 there's also some spiritual stuff that would be difficult for me to come to grips with, but I would like to talk to people about it. Not just the people doing the science, but get some feedback.

Speaker 26 I don't know if, do you know Barbara Streisand? Can I speak to her?

Speaker 4 How'd this go?

Speaker 17 I would like to know,

Speaker 13 was it kind of like it or did it just look like it?

Speaker 17 Because if it just looks like it, it's not the same thing.

Speaker 10 Oh, but Mike, I'm assuming, never mind just looking like it.

Speaker 10 I'm assuming if there was a way that your dog ran and all of a sudden you've got a clone that's running differently, now you're reminded every time that's not my dog.

Speaker 10 That is not, that you're reminded all the time that your dog is dead.

Speaker 5 I mean,

Speaker 4 I don't think it's just going to be like this soulless creature that has dead eyes that looks at me that doesn't have like its own charming personality that I can fall in love with.

Speaker 26 And I think I would take solace in like, well, a little piece of Roma is in there. It would be like, I follow this guy that owns some of like Roma's siblings

Speaker 17 because we adopted Roma and her siblings are all over the place. And we found like some of her brothers and sisters, and I get a kick out of it.
I would love to

Speaker 5 adopt a dog.

Speaker 10 You like dogs. That's all that comes down to.

Speaker 5 It's not like, Mike, is that you? What happened?

Speaker 10 It's like, no, the dog doesn't know anything about it.

Speaker 17 I'm well aware of your little bit when it comes to pets about a dog.

Speaker 10 It's a little bit of a bit. Like, it's a dog, dude.

Speaker 10 There's no part of the clone dog that's going to be like, you look familiar like I've known you from a life before. No, it's just a dog that's like, feed me, walk me, all that.

Speaker 10 And you're going to be like, oh, you're a dog and you look like my old dog. I love you.
But there's no part of this where there's any sort of spiritual connection.

Speaker 10 No bit of your dog exists in the clone. It's just a dog.
Get one of Roma's siblings. You're probably going to think it's the same thing.

Speaker 17 What if you're emotionally mature enough to have this conversation with me?

Speaker 25 It seems that the bear might have been right here. I'm going to read from an article here.
If you decide to clone your dog, there are a couple things to be aware of.

Speaker 25 For one, the cloning process doesn't always lead to a viable egg. And even dog pregnancies sometimes fail.
That implies a pregnancy. They don't make these things in an oven.
It's a surrogate.

Speaker 22 There was that one time that Tom Brady's face changed, right? It went from very jolly to very sharp. And it was like, maybe he was contrasted, like in Westworld, like increased sharpness of jaw.

Speaker 5 No, you know what?

Speaker 10 You know what that is? That's multiplicity. Because in multiplicity, as he keeps Xeroxing himself, the clones, you remember this, Roy, they begin to deteriorate in like quality, right?

Speaker 10 So it's like, oh, you look a little weird. You're acting a little weird.

Speaker 24 You should touch my pappy, Steve.

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Speaker 21 Don Lebertard.

Speaker 10 Doesn't matter anywhere.

Speaker 20 We could do it in Buffalo or Baltimore, Eva.

Speaker 5 He said you could do it where? Anywhere. Oh, whoa.

Speaker 20 No, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 That's crazy. That's crazy.
He said he could do it anywhere. That's crazy, murder.

Speaker 10 Murder, tell him.

Speaker 21 Stugats.

Speaker 17 I had no idea Mean had that in his locker.

Speaker 5 That might be his best. That's crazy.
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 10 That's crazy, killer. It's to America's Death.

Speaker 30 You don't get it?

Speaker 19 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 10 Can we get the video, please, of something that I think requires and demands more attention?

Speaker 10 If you're not familiar with how crazy it is that athletes are aging better than they ever have, Ovechkin did something no player has ever done before. He scored his 900th goal.

Speaker 10 That's not something that anyone has ever done. So it's historic.
And the goalie for the St.

Speaker 10 Louis Blues, who was playing in that game, who allowed the goal, Jordan Bennington, he tried to steal the puck in a way that was obvious. He hit it in the back of his pants.

Speaker 10 He was confronted. When I read about this story,

Speaker 10 when I read about the entirety of the story, that he hid it in the back of his pants and that he was confronted by the referee in the crease. The crease was a funny

Speaker 10 phrase to hear because it's where I assumed, based on where he was putting his hand, that he had hidden the puck. He was absolutely trying to steal it, right?

Speaker 10 Was he going to try and sell that on the open market? Like, what was he going to? Did he just want to keep it?

Speaker 10 i'm the guy who allowed the 900th goal that would be a source of shame to most but he wanted to compound the shame by stealing the puck or maybe he just wanted to make sure it went to ovechkin and he would hand deliver it or he's a goalie they're all insane and he's just having fun it's probably the latter considering that uh the linesman will probably pick the puck up out of the goal and hand it to the trainer some of the capital yeah he's just insane i don't like that guy he ripped my heart out at the four nations yeah i mean goalies are strange in fact by position, I think that, let me think about this for a second in terms of positions throughout sports.

Speaker 17 You got your middle linebacker that always has to be crazy.

Speaker 5 Kicker?

Speaker 10 No, yeah, the kickers get personal.

Speaker 24 That's not just strange.

Speaker 10 No, but I think goalies, thank you. That's

Speaker 10 a conversation we're having.

Speaker 9 But they're strange. No, no, no.

Speaker 12 They're strange compared to everybody else, but they're normal people.

Speaker 5 Closers.

Speaker 17 Good one. Fist me, bear.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but goalies, I think, win the category.

Speaker 10 I would put on the poll, put all of these on the poll. Strangest person,

Speaker 21 goalie,

Speaker 10 kicker, middle linebacker, closer.

Speaker 10 Those are the four. Are we going, are we,

Speaker 10 is there a fifth category? There are none in basketball, correct? Well, we've got two in basketball. One is seven-footers generally tend to be very strange people, even by basketball standards.

Speaker 10 Also, I don't know if this is universal across all sports, but in basketball,

Speaker 10 if you're from Seattle, you're probably a weirdo.

Speaker 10 I'm going to eliminate eliminate Seattle, but I am going to put seven-footers on there. The University of Florida played the tallest player ever played yesterday.
Rue, the guy on French.

Speaker 10 The couch, 7'9.

Speaker 10 7-foot 9 is the tallest player to ever take the court. And I believe...

Speaker 10 Wasn't there someone around here? I don't remember who it was who said that they had the blueprint on how to defend Wemby now. That's me, Dana.
That the blueprint, you have...

Speaker 22 The blueprint is out, Dan, and you know how I know things, right?

Speaker 5 Tony finds out very quickly. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Very quickly.

Speaker 22 So what I've realized is, hey, if you smart, if you have a smaller guy on Wemby, who's physical, who's going to rake his hands every time he touches the ball, it seems to work out.

Speaker 22 And that was the blueprint last year when

Speaker 22 the Thunder were on their way to the championship. It's like, hey, why don't we just bother Jokic with a smaller guy, force him to create on his own?

Speaker 22 And the opposite side, where Wemby's like, damn, I can't create because this guy's just always.

Speaker 10 So, a PJ Tucker type is the way to defend.

Speaker 4 I like that body type.

Speaker 5 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 10 You get someone small and stocky and physical pushing them out. Then you got a coordinated trapping attack, attacking from the blind side.

Speaker 10 I thought the Suns did a good job in delivering the Spurs' first loss in terms of they sent help, and then the guy at the nail rotates out to where the help came from, and they just had this kind of this.

Speaker 22 It's like a motion defense, basically.

Speaker 10 Like a motion defense. And it's all based on, look, he can't see everything.
It might actually work more for Wemby than it would for Jokic. Jokic is such a great passer.
He can see everything.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Wemby's not there yet in terms of passing, so it's a way more effective strategy. Unfortunately, for this kid,

Speaker 10 for Florida Rue, you don't need all that. He's a stiff.
Yeah, just shove him up.

Speaker 22 And away, Wemby's not.

Speaker 22 But again, it's interesting to see, like, all right, he's got these incredible games where they're trying to defend him with another big, and then all of a sudden you see the games where they've tried this scenario, and it's like nine points, 15 points.

Speaker 5 It's like, oh, wait a second.

Speaker 10 But you guys are like me, right?

Speaker 10 I think that I would represent what would be the normal human reaction of any sports fan. You hear a guy at 7-9, and what sweeps over you is sadness for that person, correct?

Speaker 10 That that has to be a difficult life that he has lived the entirety of his life, or am I different than most on that front?

Speaker 10 I think, given thought, yes. I begin to think about, oh yeah, that must really suck.
But is it the first thing I think of? No.

Speaker 22 I think he's a stiff, and then I feel sad afterwards.

Speaker 10 So, okay, so you guys don't hear 7-9 and immediately say, oh, that life must be tough to just take every daily step through that life physically.

Speaker 5 you're so strange man

Speaker 5 no i'm like how he could touch the hoop without moving like it's a thought it's just not the first one the first one's like wow you're huge but seven nine like that's my first thought is get that guy in the anchor to two three stand there buddy do not move why doesn't he block kicks wow they tried that i think this is a guy that they brought him out

Speaker 17 yeah well that shows you They brought him out to the football fields and they're like, all right, let's let's reinvent the game of block and kick. Billy Napier is no longer there.

Speaker 7 This guy's a stiff.

Speaker 10 Just sit him over the nose tackle and he's gonna stand up.

Speaker 26 Honestly, how bad must that have gone for this guy to not just stand there and do that?

Speaker 5 He clearly affects it, right? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, except like, what is he doing?

Speaker 13 Sitting down?

Speaker 5 How bad are you at this practice in a three-point stance?

Speaker 10 Put it on the poll at Lebittard Show. Should the 7'9 guy be great at blocking field goals?

Speaker 22 Why don't they just move him all the way back to the goal post?

Speaker 5 He stands there, and as the ball is coming,

Speaker 10 does that work? Can you do that?

Speaker 5 Why not? Whoa,

Speaker 5 you can block it at the LOS.

Speaker 10 There's no goaltending?

Speaker 17 No. No one's ever really tried that.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 It's got to be against goals.

Speaker 22 No, no, it's like the tush push. It's like the tush push.
They're going to have to ban it at some point, but they can't now.

Speaker 10 It's not the easiest to jump. Like, you guys, it would have to be very close to the crossbow.

Speaker 7 Wait a second. Did we just reinvent football?

Speaker 5 I think so.

Speaker 10 The guy who kicked the 68-yard field goal the other day that just went in.

Speaker 7 Exactly.

Speaker 10 He gets that down, slaps the crossbow. We put Victor Wimbiama right there.
He's tossing that.

Speaker 31 brilliant.

Speaker 10 You guys believe that it can be done? Because Tony's sitting here with conviction saying that it's allowed, and I'm not sure. It sounds like...

Speaker 1 They've never tried to do that.

Speaker 5 No, it's legal.

Speaker 7 They haven't done anything.

Speaker 22 Yeah, the Tushboard's illegal.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but

Speaker 17 when you were asking the question, why haven't we seen it yet?

Speaker 12 The answer might plausibly be because it's illegal.

Speaker 22 But if you can block it at the line of scrimmage when it's already in flight, why can't you stop it at the way down?

Speaker 10 There's no goaltending.

Speaker 5 This sport's got stupid rules.

Speaker 13 You can't advance a muff. Why?

Speaker 5 I don't know. A football ruskie.
That's why.

Speaker 10 I'm assuming that

Speaker 10 this is against the rules, but I shouldn't assume that because there are any number of things in sports that you can't help but laugh at today that we've been doing it wrong all our lives and we're no longer doing it wrong.

Speaker 10 Like there, for example, the three-point shot is worth more than the two-point shot.

Speaker 10 It's more valuable.

Speaker 10 That is something basketball should have been doing since the three-point shot was invented in 1979.

Speaker 10 Like people should have been going for

Speaker 10 the shot that was worth more. The way football coaches are now behaving on fourth down versus the way they've always behaved on fourth down, and the way baseball players are now saying, you know what?

Speaker 10 Home runs are much better than stolen bases and one base at a time. It's much better to do.

Speaker 10 Like the idea that we could play these sports wrong for 50 years at a time makes me think that somebody somewhere has just overlooked the fact that you can block field goals by standing underneath the crossbar.

Speaker 12 I researched this.

Speaker 5 There is goal tending. Really?

Speaker 12 You can't touch the ball once it clears this

Speaker 17 on the one chat GPT.

Speaker 5 What's this?

Speaker 27 I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 It could be wrong.

Speaker 22 It says on the bottom, ChatGPT can be wrong.

Speaker 10 And again, it is often like the time I thought my Halloween costume was an ode to the time I wore a bathrobe on ESPN. I'm like, I've never wore a bathrobe.
And he's like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 22 Stupid. I think it's still out.
Jury's still out on ChatGPT's answer.

Speaker 10 Here's my belief as to why we haven't seen it happen. It's a couple of things.
Number one, to have someone that tall,

Speaker 10 like we just don't have that walking around in general, right? Forget about in the NFL, just in general.

Speaker 10 And then most of the kicks, unless they're just about to clear the crossbar, if it's higher, no tall guy's going to be able to get to that one.

Speaker 22 Of course, that could be 20 feet in the air.

Speaker 5 I get that.

Speaker 22 But when you trot out a seven-footer and you say, all right, they're going for a 60-yard field goal.

Speaker 22 You have one guy on the roster who's six, you know, nine or seven feet tall or whatever, you trot him out there and you say, all right, if that thing is close, you swat the out of swap the s out.

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Speaker 5 There's sunglasses in boxes today.

Speaker 5 But in my bed in the spotted,

Speaker 5 ending our lives all the same.

Speaker 21 Stugats

Speaker 21 It's the final night out

Speaker 19 This is the Dan Lebatar Show with the Stugats

Speaker 10 Before we get to Matthew Berry, did you guys make money on Matthew Berry last week? Because Matthew Berry is giving you good information here in order to make money. Like, he's got-

Speaker 10 Martin Washington had a nice game. I know he called them out.
Yes, he had a number of things that he got right. He's gotten a number of things right.

Speaker 10 The only thing he got wrong, I think, was Daniel Jones.

Speaker 11 It is indeed called goaltending.

Speaker 17 It has been outlawed.

Speaker 12 Randall Cobb once attempted this.

Speaker 12 Didn't strike the ball, but had he struck the ball, everyone's saying it would have been a penalty for goaltending.

Speaker 5 I don't know.

Speaker 4 And I do think that there is a case study. I have to go back into and review the micro fiche, but I think a basketball player did force the NFL's hand to put this rule.

Speaker 10 So, do you think before we get started in earnest and speed up Matthew Berry? Let's just get his expertise on this.

Speaker 10 Matthew, do you think if I took that Florida Gator Stiff Rue, whose first name I don't know, he's seven foot nine

Speaker 10 and put him on the line to block field goals, do you think he would be good at blocking field goals if I just took a seven foot nine guy and put him over the over the uh over the center.

Speaker 10 Oh, he's muted. Okay, he said yes, but his sound is not up there.
Yeah, we're going to take your word for it. Hold on a second, but I saw it.
I read his lips, and let's get his sound right.

Speaker 10 Let's make sure that his sound is right so that the next time I ask him a question, that's not the way that it goes. Roy, what is your level of confidence?

Speaker 10 I'm glad that the bear is all over things that he needs to be on on this particular instance. Very high.
So, your level of confidence is now good.

Speaker 5 All right, so, all right, very high,

Speaker 5 very high. Thank you.
Matthew Berry.

Speaker 10 He said yes, though. You should

Speaker 27 Yes.

Speaker 31 Yes. I'm in on the 7'9 guy.

Speaker 5 Yes.

Speaker 5 My only worry is the pads.

Speaker 22 How do you get a pad like that big? The torso is massive on a guy like that, but you got a little pad.

Speaker 10 You just put them on the shoulder. They'll figure it out.

Speaker 31 They're figured out. It's, you know, like, whatever.

Speaker 31 They got different uniforms every other week in the NFL. They'll figure out a pad size.

Speaker 10 Hey, Bear, can you come over here, please, and do the promo for Matthew Berry and give me the music again so that we can celebrate Matthew Berry the way that we're supposed to celebrate Matthew Berry.

Speaker 27 Matthew Berry.

Speaker 27 Matthew Berry.

Speaker 27 Matthew Berry.

Speaker 27 Matthew Berry.

Speaker 20 Check out Matthew Berry's Fantasy Football Happy Hour.

Speaker 25 Weekdays at noon on YouTube.

Speaker 10 Give it to us, Barry. Give us money.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 31 Justin Herbert is third in the NFL in passing yards per game. Quarterbacks that face the Steelers this year are averaging 299 passing yards per game.

Speaker 31 In fact, the last three to face the Steelers, Daniel Jones, Jordan Love, and Joe Flacco, all through for at least 340 yards.

Speaker 31 They've also allowed at least two total touchdowns to every quarterback they face this year, except Dylan Gabriel, Justin Herbert, not named Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 31 Since week four, the second best quarterback in fantasy points per game, Matthew Stafford, 25, at least 25 and four of the last five. Since week five, the Niners allow over 21 fantasy points per game.

Speaker 31 For the last five quarterbacks to face the Niners have scored at least 20 fantasy points as well. All right, let's see.
Rico Datto has had three games this year with at least 20 touches.

Speaker 31 He scored at least 28 fantasy points in each one of them.

Speaker 31 The reason I bring that up is that running backs have seen at least 15 touches against the Sink this year, averaging over 17 fantasy points per game.

Speaker 31 Rico Dono last week played 74% of the Panthers snaps, even with Chuba Hubbard back.

Speaker 31 In three of the last four completed games for Quinchon Judkins, one of whom left early due to injury, but the three games that he finished, he had at least 24 touches.

Speaker 31 Okay, since week two, the Jets are giving up the fourth most rushing yards per game to opposing running backs, and that was before they traded away their two best defensive players, take the over on Judkins' rushing prop.

Speaker 31 Let's see. In the five five games since Tyreek Hill's injury, Jalen Wallace had at least 80 receiving yards in four of them.

Speaker 31 He's averaging over 15 fantasy points per game that stretched Buffalo is allowed at least 16.9 fantasy points per game to an opposing wide receiver.

Speaker 31 In four straight games, Dolphins, by the way, are nine and a half point underdogs to Buffalo. They'll be throwing.

Speaker 31 In games where he's seen at least seven targets this year, Chris Olave is averaging over 15 fantasy points per game. Here's the St.
Steph chart behind Olave now.

Speaker 31 32-year-old Brandon Cooks, Devon Bailey, who has five receptions on the season, and Mason Tipton, who has zero. Rasheed Shaheed now in Seattle.
Since week six, Wandell Robinson has a 30% target share.

Speaker 31 He averages over eight targets a game. No team allows more touchdowns to the slot where Wandell Robinson lines up than the Chicago Bears.
That's who Wandell plays this week, four straight weeks.

Speaker 31 Arande Gadson has finished as a top 12 tight end. He's averaging almost 18 fantasy points per game during that stretch.

Speaker 31 And so far, this year, the Steelers, once again, ranked bottom five in the NFL in terms of most receiving yards, most fantasy points allowed to opposing tight ends.

Speaker 10 Excellent work, Barry. You're cashing in this year, right? You're doing well.

Speaker 10 You're doing well so far.

Speaker 5 Better than usual?

Speaker 31 Things have been good to me.

Speaker 31 It's gone well.

Speaker 31 It's gone well. I don't know that I'm better than usual.
It's been a pretty typical year.

Speaker 31 You get a lot of stuff right. You get some things wrong.
And, you know, hopefully you finish in the money. And so far it's been...
you know, I've been doing this a long time, so it's gone well for me.

Speaker 10 My enthusiasm that people questioned at the beginning is not insincere once I realize that this man is giving away money. This sends to be something that

Speaker 10 makes me a little bit happier than I was now that I'm a little more informed about indictment practices.

Speaker 17 Yes. It's an indictment that it took you that.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 10 I understand that I'm late to this particular game.

Speaker 5 Small plays to props.

Speaker 10 Matthew, good talking to you. Thank you as always for making the time for us every week, sir.

Speaker 31 Appreciate it always, Dan. We'll see you next week.

Speaker 10 All right. I see that the group back there has been delighted by something.
You were doing research, and all of you were very excited,

Speaker 10 including the bear.

Speaker 28 Yeah, there was a Miami connection.

Speaker 12 So Hank Stram, the great Chiefs head coach, had a 6'10 player, Morris Stroud Jr., who was actually born in Miami.

Speaker 12 He was the tallest player in the league, and he realized that they're not blocking kicks at the line of scrimmage all that effectively.

Speaker 4 So his plan over the course of four years, and Stroud was successful at it a handful of times before the owners colluded to stop it, was to have Stroud goaltend at the field goal posts.

Speaker 10 So that's what changed the rule. That's what made it the rule that Tony now questions is the rule because I was behind my time, Dan.

Speaker 22 Instead of being ahead of my time, I was behind my time because that happened 65 years ago. But again, I had no knowledge of it, but me and Hank Stram, one brain.

Speaker 10 Great minds think alike, Dan. Thank you.
And I, for one, if I were an NFL coach, I'd petition to change that rule back.

Speaker 5 Look, force them to do it again.

Speaker 22 Be like, oh, you want to stop it?

Speaker 10 Do it again. It's not like it's easy.
It's not like it's easy to block that. It's not like the number of opportunities to block that is plentiful.

Speaker 10 But if you want to carry a roster spot dedicated to a dude who's 6'10 with a 7-foot wingspan,

Speaker 10 go ahead, knock yourself out. But they were doing it back then because people were smaller.
6'10 was the equivalent of 7'9. We got a 7'9 guy now.
Like, that's

Speaker 24 obviously a foot tall.

Speaker 5 Like 8 feet tall.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and then I'm assuming the 8-footer has very long arms.

Speaker 10 I'm assuming that if he plays basketball, he can get off the ground some, although as little as Rue plays, I don't think that may, I do think his feet might be bolted to the ground.

Speaker 5 Rue was unable.

Speaker 17 He's got an 11-inch vertical, apparently, but he was unable to block a single kick during his workout with Florida football.

Speaker 24 Coaches were a little disappointed.

Speaker 5 That's good reporting by you.

Speaker 5 Oh, I thought he'd be better.

Speaker 22 It's bad coaching on their part, to be honest.

Speaker 17 I mean, it was

Speaker 17 Billy Napier still.

Speaker 5 No longer there.

Speaker 10 Can you guys help me with more information on a couple of football stories that are very difficult to talk about? And I don't know how people are talking about these stories.

Speaker 10 First of all, Antonio Brown being arrested in Dubai for attempted murder was something that we have seen as the details have been reported on Antonio Brown's life that seem to be more and more reckless in public.

Speaker 10 And if the details in public are this reckless, I'm going to assume that he's not getting caught every single time he's doing something wrong in public.

Speaker 10 Antonio Brown, for a while, has been descending into

Speaker 10 a combined health of danger and what appears to me to be mental illness stuff. And now there's a charge he's caught while he's in Dubai.
And I don't know what he was doing in Dubai.

Speaker 10 Was he trying to stay away? Like he was there for a long time in Dubai and he had trailing him that he got into a fight in public.

Speaker 10 There's a video at a boxing match of him getting fight into a fight in public. And then he took a gun and took shots at somebody with the gun.

Speaker 4 That's what the video looks like, makes it look like.

Speaker 10 that's what it looks like to everybody. And then he was all of a sudden in Dubai for a long period of time and now he's being arrested on murder charges while in Dubai.

Speaker 10 Are there any details here that are new or fresh that make you wonder whether Antonio Brown's about to lose a good deal of his freedom and it's going to be one of the most apocalyptic cases we have ever seen of an athlete of any kind, not just a football player, going through a a descent into straight madness that ends with the last time we saw him on a football field.

Speaker 10 He was kicked off the field by the champion Bucs. He took his shirt off and then just all of a sudden everything in his public life has become something that's hugely messy.

Speaker 26 Well, luckily enough, nobody was injured.

Speaker 22 Nobody was hurt. Nobody was killed.
So it is attempted murder. The reason why there was a scuffle outside of a boxing event, he shot two shots or three shots into a crowd.

Speaker 22 That's where the alleged attempted murder charge is from. But he was in Dubai.
He's been very kind of like the off the lamb, right? Or on the lamb. He hasn't really been in public.

Speaker 22 I all of a sudden, he shows up in Dubai getting extradited.

Speaker 22 Dubai allowed U.S. marshals to go in and basically go find AB, which is a weird thing too, because it's like, is that legal? Do they do that? Like, how does that work?

Speaker 22 But now he's being extradited back to the United States to face those attempted murder charges.

Speaker 22 So it's kind of a weird situation where luckily nobody was hurt, but there's been a long string of trying to catch this guy.

Speaker 12 He did announce that he's handing over the social media keys of CTE

Speaker 17 to his team as he lays low and deals with us.

Speaker 5 Stay low.

Speaker 5 I heard from his company.

Speaker 25 Do you think that was like a company email? He's like, all right,

Speaker 25 hey, team. Stepping away.

Speaker 10 Stay low.

Speaker 10 Hearing you go ha from inside the cavernous bear costume so much, so cavernous that I could hear the echo from inside of the dampness was a funny ancillary sound to have around a very serious story.

Speaker 25 I don't think I've ever been this damp.

Speaker 21 All right, do you have a story?

Speaker 25 Turn this mic.

Speaker 5 The battery looked kind of damp, too, though.

Speaker 10 Battery?

Speaker 25 Oh, yeah, that was definitely damp as well. That was a damp one.

Speaker 17 It was a black, you know, the black big box.

Speaker 10 Chris, how do you feel right now?

Speaker 5 Damp.

Speaker 10 You're going to leave here tired, correct?

Speaker 25 I am tired. It's just like, you know,

Speaker 25 I'm just looking at our clock and just being like,

Speaker 25 another minute, 20.

Speaker 5 Got some rest.

Speaker 12 We got a big night ahead of us.

Speaker 25 What should I do? Yeah, I know. Big one at the front on tonight.

Speaker 25 Dan, you going?

Speaker 17 Can we get your support?

Speaker 5 Is Unda good or is he not good? Oh, we got

Speaker 5 the Unda takea.

Speaker 10 The problem and the only problem that I have with getting out there is you guys play at the height of problematic traffic. Like you guys,

Speaker 10 it is really hard to get over there.

Speaker 5 It takes 90 minutes to get there.

Speaker 17 Westbound, you're fine.

Speaker 22 It's eastbound is the issue.

Speaker 25 Take the chopper.

Speaker 17 Chopper. You never know who'll show up.
Like Baba Shusen might be there today.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Is Undateka German?

Speaker 25 Yeah, you pick up that name.

Speaker 5 No. The Underteker.

Speaker 12 Unda is from the Basque country, and he loves to play.

Speaker 17 That's the guy that I got into it in the locker room with.

Speaker 13 I'm like, I have to play, boss.

Speaker 17 I know you want to play, but we got championships in mind.

Speaker 25 Can the bear sit out the club? Can I be done?

Speaker 5 No. No.
God, no.

Speaker 25 So I'm going to dance.

Speaker 22 You got away from the 29 nuggets that you should have finished. You're finishing the bear costume, damn it.

Speaker 1 Go fuck yourself.

Speaker 5 That was

Speaker 5 uncalled for. Just

Speaker 10 do your costume.

Speaker 10 You have to finish the punishment. You can't just wander around earth being in an occupation that allows you to be high all the time.

Speaker 25 It's unbearable.

Speaker 21 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 33 It sounds to me like everybody could use a hug because a hug is always the right size.

Speaker 33 All I have put in my body today

Speaker 33 is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of the pound box.

Speaker 5 Don't let him fool you.

Speaker 25 He said in the break that he's jittery.

Speaker 19 This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Speaker 27 I don't know

Speaker 30 when you graduated, but you show

Speaker 30 a monthly and go

Speaker 30 all negative fears, so f you, bro.

Speaker 27 So leave it to Mike to act like the fans have lost the faith.

Speaker 30 I'm glad that you're here so I can tell you to your face.

Speaker 30 Face, face.

Speaker 30 We are competing right here at BC.

Speaker 30 Man, you sound crazy. No one in this program's feeling down.

Speaker 30 You are the only person who's worried.

Speaker 30 BC isn't down, down, down, down, down.

Speaker 30 Down,

Speaker 30 down. down.

Speaker 30 BC isn't down, down, down, down, down, down,

Speaker 30 down.

Speaker 30 What's up, Trevor? No one here is down.

Speaker 10 Dare I say he did need background vocals?

Speaker 5 Yeah, he needed that.

Speaker 5 We told him, though. Like, we knew he rushed it.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sorry that wasn't a quick enough turnaround.

Speaker 10 Look, it was incredible considering the time constraints. Also, Chris is dying of dehydration.

Speaker 5 Thank you for your art.

Speaker 25 I'm damp still.

Speaker 10 He's lost a lot of fluids. I don't know if you guys know this.

Speaker 5 Ayo. You have a water machine outside.

Speaker 22 That's crazy, I mean.

Speaker 24 A water machine. Is that what it's called?

Speaker 17 It's called the water machine. Yeah.
It's a machine that dispenses water.

Speaker 5 That's what Dan calls it. Colorado Boulders.
Yeah.

Speaker 27 Water machine.

Speaker 5 Horse farm machine. Oh.
Horse.

Speaker 5 Hey, you like that one, huh? One time. One time.

Speaker 25 That was like the peak of me being stoned.

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