Postgame Show: 1 Giant Pizza (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 2 Against the spread.

Speaker 1 I feel like shit.

Speaker 1 Against the spread. Against the spread spread is presented by DraftKings.
DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Speaker 1 Hey, give me that spread. I've been talking about this Iowa-Oregon game all week long.
Now, I locked in at six and a half. It's now down to four and a half.
Don't like it as much, but you know what?

Speaker 1 We still put a little sprinkle on the money line on the hot guys. I like Iowa here.

Speaker 1 Oh, against the spread.

Speaker 3 How is he still eating?

Speaker 1 Tony, eating a massive pizza. It's the biggest pizza I've ever seen in my life.
I'm out of the box. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Man, you're like disgusting today.

Speaker 1 Get suspicious. All right, tonight in the association, a fun game out

Speaker 1 in Denver. Heat and nuggets.
Hell yeah. Very exciting game.
You're going to stay up for that game? You see everything. When you stay up for that game or not? I do see everything.
Nine o'clock start.

Speaker 1 9:30, I think. I think it's 9.
You're trying to get me to tune in late. That's not going to work.

Speaker 1 That means the game would end at 11:30.

Speaker 1 I think I'm going to stay up.

Speaker 1 I think I got it in me.

Speaker 1 You want anything to it?

Speaker 1 Hey, yo. Okay, I'm going to take your Miami Heat minus nine, or excuse me, plus nine and a half up in Denver.
Hell yeah. Altitude.
Altitude, I know it's going to be a lot.

Speaker 1 I know they've been having a lot of late games. I know that they've been playing a lot of good games.
The biggest boss of people. But I trust in Spo, I trust in the heat.
Give me the plus nine.

Speaker 4 Give me one of those.

Speaker 1 That's against the spread.

Speaker 1 More nuggets tonight, huh?

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Speaker 1 So over nuggets.

Speaker 3 Crown is yours.

Speaker 1 Give me that spread.

Speaker 3 Hey, Juju.

Speaker 1 What's up, man?

Speaker 3 How surprised are you that Chris Cody

Speaker 3 either A didn't get to 99 or did get to 70? 70 is 70. What's more impressive?

Speaker 4 Bruh, I'm kind of surprised my boy didn't scarf down 250. Because

Speaker 4 we all got an imagination when we are, you know what I mean, intoxicated or having a great night. Man, I bet you I could do that.
And I thought my boy could do more than 70.

Speaker 3 I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 Y'all have another slice of pizza, Chris. You haven't eaten a couple minutes.
This shit is not easy, Juju. I was cooking for like the the first 30, and then I was like,

Speaker 4 it was crazy, though, to see you get the baked chick-fil-a wings. That's a crazy choice.

Speaker 1 Hey, bread.

Speaker 3 Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 Baked, I would, I'd rather do whatever with the.

Speaker 1 You all right there, man?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 That was loud. Oh, all right.
It's a cough button.

Speaker 1 It didn't work. Sorry, dog.

Speaker 3 Second mic in the room.

Speaker 1 Sorry, dog. Really did you in.

Speaker 3 Yeah, look, Stan Van Gundy thought he could could do more. I thought he could do more, especially after he emptied out the tank.

Speaker 3 I thought he could have got at least an 80, but you know, I think I did well. Juju, what caught your eye from NFL trade deadline?

Speaker 4 Man, salute to everybody. The Buffalo Bills, my goodness gracious, like we believe in ourselves a little too much for my liking, but the Jets trading Saucerway for two first-round picks.

Speaker 4 Bro, I think the Jets got fleeced yet again.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 4 Not necessarily fleeced, but like, what are we doing if you the Jets salute? I understand the move.

Speaker 4 As a matter of fact, I don't understand the move. I'm looking at Chris and I got the strategy.

Speaker 4 But yeah, bro, I don't understand it because if you draft a first round pick, what you hope that player turns into is Sauce Gardner, no matter who you draft.

Speaker 4 And we're not talking about the Indiana Colts, your mom and pop's Indiana Colts. These coats are good.
That draft pick might be number 27, 28. You feel me?

Speaker 4 And so I don't think that that's a good trade. And on top of that, what good is some draft picks when you got idiots doing the drafting? That's a good thing.
They had the top draft pick.

Speaker 4 They could have had everybody they wanted, but they drafted Zach Wilson. So I don't trust them to make

Speaker 4 this move good. I don't.

Speaker 3 I always think about that. If they're awful at drafting, Does that make the deal bad? Because anyone else in the comment front office, that would be a good deal We would see it.

Speaker 1 It's just such an easy win for the Jets front office today to be like, look what we got. But it's like, you've done this before and we've seen you screw it up.

Speaker 1 So it's like, no, this is not the victory is not yet.

Speaker 4 And also, news flash, Joe Burrow ain't walking through that draft.

Speaker 4 Justin Jefferson ain't walking through that draft. You feel me? Bo Nicks ain't coming through this draft.
This draft class is not the one to do this for, in my opinion.

Speaker 4 Now, they may prove me wrong by drafting somebody that we don't see, but

Speaker 4 congratulations.

Speaker 4 you got some more picks your pick is like going to be number one your ass i just i don't understand it salute to the coach though getting better and little sister ursay got to know would so would you say the the jets are the joker of the day

Speaker 4 Oh, yes. They

Speaker 4 most definitely,

Speaker 4 they get a piece of this pie, like on the old Nickelodeon show. They get a piece of the pie.
But I got two more jokers of the day. First of all, UMass Football playing the game last night.

Speaker 4 They were getting drug i think they were getting beat like 35 to two or something like that but one of their defensive backs got a taunting penalty and got kicked out of the game look at the score come on now 34 to 34 to how is he taunting

Speaker 4 Exactly. Send him right where he needed to be to the locker room.
Joker of the day. Also taking a piece of that.
Dylan Brooks. My goodness, my brother.

Speaker 3 We didn't even play, did you?

Speaker 4 Right. In in street clothes, a technical foul during crunch time.

Speaker 4 They was trying to come back. The Suns, they were still down 10.

Speaker 4 His homeboy had to be like, nah, bro, he was talking to me.

Speaker 1 That's a referee said. Great teammate.

Speaker 4 Right. The referee said, no, he wasn't.
Technical file in street clothes. Joker of the day goes to you too, my brother.

Speaker 3 Oh, we haven't done this today, Zaz. What? You guys got to do the MVP check-in.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yes, there we go. I need the MVP update from my brother Zaslow, man, because it's been a long week since we had that last update.

Speaker 1 To me, the MVP is Chris. I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 If we're talking about the MVP in the NBA so far this year, better have a conversation about Shea Gildas Alexander.

Speaker 1 8-0, the Oklahoma City Thunder. He had 30 last night.
30 points, 12 assists. You know about them Thunder?

Speaker 3 I know about them Thunder.

Speaker 1 All I'm saying is, if we're going to talk MVP,

Speaker 1 better be talking about Shea Gildis Alexander. I heard this, I think it was on the broadcast.
He's got 80 consecutive games of 20

Speaker 3 points. 21, excuse me.

Speaker 1 Isn't that at home? No. No, overall.

Speaker 1 In every game, the last 80 games, he's had more than 20 points. That's why we got to have a conversation about Shea Gilda's outstanding.
He's got to have a conversation.

Speaker 3 He's in the conversation bar.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 he's got the biggest section.

Speaker 3 He's got a section. He's inviting people.

Speaker 3 Bottle service. Definitely.
Bottle service is already there.

Speaker 1 They're bringing him stuff. He doesn't even have to ask.
That's why I'm saying we got to have a conversation. We got to talk about Tyrese Maxi.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Juju. That's fine.
Who else you got in the conversation bar with us?

Speaker 4 I mean, Victor Wimiyama, man. Like, he have, his bad games are considered bad, but they're not bad games.

Speaker 1 I think he's going to be this

Speaker 4 year's MVP.

Speaker 1 I'm going to talk about Pello Larson. Okay.
SGA doesn't have nine

Speaker 1 in a full game.

Speaker 3 That's a good point.

Speaker 3 That's a good point. I didn't like that.

Speaker 1 I didn't like that stat line.

Speaker 3 Mike, how's that? Jaime Hawke's hot sauce.

Speaker 1 Shout out Heat Subculture. Yeah, Heat Subculture, my guy.

Speaker 1 FVP

Speaker 4 on the day.

Speaker 3 Judy, you got a top five list for us?

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 That song right there, hey, we might need to put that on iTunes.

Speaker 4 I don't know. I was feeling that one.

Speaker 4 Yeah, man, with the East Coast, West Coast beef going on between YouTube.

Speaker 1 What's still going on, East and West Coast? Right.

Speaker 3 YouTube and Disney.

Speaker 4 And Disney. It made me think because ESPN, guess what? I ain't paying for that shit.
So it made me think of a top five.

Speaker 4 I'm paying for that shit, though. List.

Speaker 1 That's great.

Speaker 3 Any OLIs, Juju?

Speaker 4 No OLIs, just straight gas. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 Number five.

Speaker 4 Number five, Delta Comfort Plus.

Speaker 4 No matter what, bro, I'm paying for that shit because I'm 6'2 at 235 now.

Speaker 4 Them seats don't hit the same when you need that shoulder armrest and then you got some brother sitting next to you in the middle saying he think he gonna take the armrest because he's in the middle.

Speaker 4 My body don't work like that. I need the comfort.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you, man, I don't have a problem. I think the middle person deserves the armrest, but here's my issue.

Speaker 1 You getting the armrest rest does not mean that your elbow and your shoulder is on my side. You know what I mean? No, that's the part that bothers me.
You can't break the plane.

Speaker 3 You can't break the plane. Breach.

Speaker 1 That's the part that bothers me. But you need both arms.
Breach. Come on.

Speaker 1 You do,

Speaker 1 but you don't break the plane. Yeah, you have like an invisible line.
Like the technology that you're you're looking for on the replay at home plate.

Speaker 3 Exactly. Three-dimensional.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Zaz hit it right on the head. You can have the armrest, bro, but I still need space, big brother.

Speaker 1 Come on, son. Number four.

Speaker 4 Number four.

Speaker 4 If I'm at the fast food spot and I want the sandwich and I want the fries,

Speaker 4 go ahead and make it a combo, man. I'm paying for it.

Speaker 1 Gotta get that drink. Love that.

Speaker 3 I mean, the drink is free at that point.

Speaker 1 That's all that's happening.

Speaker 3 You add add the fries and the sandwich, the drink is free.

Speaker 1 Number three, Juju.

Speaker 4 Number three,

Speaker 4 commercial-free Hulu.

Speaker 3 You lost me there, brother. I will watch all the ads as long as I get my free Hulu along with my Spotify premium that I had that deal for like

Speaker 1 10 years. We're like 20 now.

Speaker 3 I've grandfathered in for life.

Speaker 3 That's legacy.

Speaker 1 That's one way to stick it to Disney.

Speaker 3 Yeah, watch all the ads.

Speaker 4 Hey, and Spotify.

Speaker 4 Right. Number two,

Speaker 4 Uber Eats Priority.

Speaker 3 Oh, no, that's a racket. You know, if they actually were faster, I'd pay for it.
But then I look at it, it's like, it's like five minutes. It's like, usually it's 15 to 25.
Now we'll make it 10 to 20.

Speaker 1 I'm like, there's no guarantee. No, Juju's right.
No,

Speaker 1 I don't know how it is where you're at, but priority means it goes straight to your house. That's right.
And

Speaker 1 I need to have the pipe and hot food.

Speaker 1 I get so mad when I say, why are you taking my food to somebody else's house? No, it's just going to get cold there.

Speaker 1 I had one one of them.

Speaker 3 Them robot deliveries the other day, terrible. Got distracted by construction about 17 times.

Speaker 1 Off.

Speaker 1 You ever see the Uber drivers going somewhere else first before? It's so annoying, dude. And then you send them a message, goes, where are you going? Yeah, I've done it.
I've done that.

Speaker 4 That's the worst fear, the worst message to get. Your driver is on the way, but she has a few stops along the way.

Speaker 1 This mysterious stop. I paid priority.
Why did you make a left there? Why have you been stopped in that one spot for four minutes? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 And the number one thing that I am paying for, no matter what,

Speaker 4 YouTube TV. Wow.

Speaker 1 That's Saeed.

Speaker 3 You picked a side.

Speaker 1 But the Saturday, like the Saturday slate of football games is so sad without the ABC games.

Speaker 3 Wow, Juju. Update us on the polls real quick.

Speaker 4 Yes, sir. We had one poll earlier today that I refused to put up because if things go bad, that would be a terrible poll to have.

Speaker 1 I agree with that.

Speaker 3 Jeremy was the one that suggested it. Now he's like, what poll is he talking about?

Speaker 1 I forgot about it, but I stand behind it. That was a good poll, and I'd like to know how people felt.

Speaker 4 Well, the poll was, I'll say it out loud. The poll was, who is going to die today, Chris or Greg?

Speaker 1 And more likely to die today, you know, because

Speaker 1 neither of them has to.

Speaker 4 We don't need to put the root on my body. Still no word.
All right.

Speaker 4 Right. Wow.
So the word off.

Speaker 4 first and last poll. Can you say that someone is in a better place if they haven't died?

Speaker 4 51% of the audience says, no, you cannot.

Speaker 1 49% of y'all walking around. Orbit polls today.

Speaker 3 Thanks a lot, Juju. It's pizza time for us.

Speaker 4 Pizza. Kawabunga, dude.

Speaker 1 Pizza time, pizza time. I'm coming again, Elizabeth.
Oh, Lord.