Football America! Top NFL Games of Week 12 with Conor Orr, Drip Drill with Mike Ryan Ruiz on the AFC East, And Why Miami is Better Than Notre Dame

Speaker 1 Yes, hi and hello, my fellow Football Americans. Welcome to Consequential NFL Week 12.
Welcome to Football America, episode number 27. We're presented by DraftKings as ever.

Speaker 1 DraftKings, the crown is yours. We start by honoring the player who wore the episode number best, like I say, number 27.
Here's a weird thing, fellas: Ray Rice, Larry Johnson, and Kareem Hunt.

Speaker 1 Boy, that number's got a stink on it. Mike and Gino, Gino and Mike Fuentes, you want to contribute here?

Speaker 2 Oh, thanks for bringing us down into the mud. I mean, I'm...

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I'm giving you the chance to shine. I'm the one who got dirty.
All right, well,

Speaker 2 let's get a running back to sort of cleanse the palate. Let's do Eddie George, just off the top of my head.

Speaker 2 For baseball, I'm going Vlad Guerrero. Guy could hit anything out of the park, even if it was literally in the dirt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I will also go baseball.

Speaker 1 The Fuentes household had a lot of Atlanta Braves baseball when we were growing up, right? Because that's what the local team before the Marlins came around. So Fred McGriff, the crime dog.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ooh, the crime dog. You know, baseball.

Speaker 1 You know, everybody always says, let Mike Trout, nobody knows who he is. He's the most anonymous superstar or one of the all-time greats.
And it is, in fact, true because Mike Trout wears number 27.

Speaker 1 And I refuse to believe that if you went out on the street, if we sent Tashay out there with a microphone to say,

Speaker 1 what number does Mike Trout wear? No baseball, self-identifying baseball fan would know what number Mike Trout, who is going to go down as one of the five best baseball players of all time.

Speaker 1 Anywho, we're talking about football and the Football Americans of the week.

Speaker 1 Two guys who've been dropping me a line from Camp Hill, Pennsylvania over there near Harrisburg, PA, Mitch and Brandon, lots of thoughts on Mike Fuentes' ugly posture.

Speaker 1 inexplicable almost against the innocent bird called turkey. Mitch writes, love the show, it's great.
I also think your buddy Mike is burying the lead about the overrated turkey.

Speaker 1 It's pumpkin pie that's overrated. Interesting thought there.
Breaking news, update on my Super Bowl 60 pick. It started out, as everybody recalls, Buffalo v.

Speaker 1 San Francisco, but Bosa and Warner took that down. It was derailed by those injuries.
Then it was Buffalo and Green Bay.

Speaker 1 But if the pack loses this weekend, I'm officially jumping to the Buffalo Bills versus.

Speaker 1 The Los Angeles Rams. I talked to Jeff Schwartz on Monday.
He made the case for Philly, but Lane Johnson is their Jenga Jenga piece.

Speaker 1 If he's removed, and he is for a little stretch now, they may not implode, but the ceiling is officially lowered. And by the way, nobody's talking about this trend lately.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs are merely towing the line if they don't make the playoffs or

Speaker 1 if they go out quickly in the playoffs. No Super Bowl runner-up ever does well.
Always. Listen, file that one away for 2026 because it seems to be holding true once again.

Speaker 1 Let's see what this fella thinks about all of what I just said and even more before he heads off to the banks of the three rivers to watch his Miami Hurricanes take on the Pitt Panthers.

Speaker 1 It's our pal Mike Ryan Ruiz. What's the poop fella? Thank you for having me here on Football America.

Speaker 1 Really excited to join this week because it's yet another platform that I could espouse my propaganda about the Miami Hurricanes and this unjust CFP committee.

Speaker 1 I asked you to, I was hoping you would join us before I even knew of the firestorm that you were about to start.

Speaker 1 But man, you're all over social media and beyond campaigning basically for the Miami hurricanes. And I thought, Mike,

Speaker 1 as the world's greatest advocate for the 20th century system, which was all hash settled on New Year's Day, five bowl games, the 10 best teams, by the time you put your head on the pillow, sad as you were, because you knew when you woke up, it was time to go back to school, grim reality.

Speaker 1 At least you knew knew who the national champion was. And all the campaigning and all the rest of it was out the window because now we have a 12-team playoff and here we are.
How say you?

Speaker 1 Well, I think the only issue with that is these huge mega-contracts incentivize these corporate partners to really tout just specific conferences.

Speaker 1 And I don't know if teams like Clemson would have had a shot

Speaker 1 in the previous system to be national titles, to be national title winners when you consider just the

Speaker 1 daily thudding over your head about SEC, SEC, and now the Big Ten right up there with the SEC. Look, I know how I come off, Dave.
I know I'm being annoying.

Speaker 1 I know there's an incredible volume of how people may perceive me crying, but I guess the shameful part about all this is I understand all that. I don't even deny it.

Speaker 1 The real crime here is that it matters. You have a bunch of backroom bureaucrats that are impressionable and don't like being bullied.

Speaker 1 So rather than this happen last week of the season and having the rug pulled out from underneath you, you got to start the messaging now, even though when you know in your heart of hearts that Miami could let you down in late November like they have in years prior.

Speaker 1 Okay, as far as that goes, the thing, one of the things that I loved so much about the previous approach to college football, I mean, it was distinct from every other sport and how the hash was saddled was different than every other sport.

Speaker 1 And one thing that was great about it versus every other league out there, professional, college, or otherwise, was every week, every game mattered, even if it was played in August or in early September.

Speaker 1 Now, your Kanes took care of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, and this is the crux of your argument. You won the head-to-head, and I agree with you about that.

Speaker 1 But given the new system, I hate to say it, I kind of feel like that kind of thinking, that ship has sailed now.

Speaker 1 I think people no longer apply, like, well, the head, the games do mean a little bit less if they happened early in the season. I mean, that's the bottom line, right?

Speaker 1 It is the bottom line, and it speaks to the arrogance of college football fans and the media because even when shown a result, when two teams played, they are convinced, and it's a majority opinion in this country, in football America, that Notre Dame is better than Miami.

Speaker 1 And it's such a strange thing because this sport, outside of baseball, this sport, more often than not in the playoffs, the better team doesn't always win. That's why you have coaches.

Speaker 1 That's why you develop game plans. You have one-game samples.

Speaker 1 If a team played a team 10 times, the better team might win more, but we have individual samples. The national championship itself is an individual sample.

Speaker 1 And what happens in that singular game should have consequence.

Speaker 1 Well, that again, that's why college football at least used to have it over all the other sports.

Speaker 1 Every game was critically important, and every game felt like each week was another chapter in the story.

Speaker 1 And if you dropped, no matter where in the novel, you dropped the game, you no longer controlled your destiny.

Speaker 1 You no longer had claim to being in contention for the top spot until someone else dropped the game. That's kind of no longer true.
As far as the SEC touting and all that goes, take a listen here.

Speaker 1 Mike, do you have the clip of Paul Feinbaum earlier this week trying to make a case for the SEC that I just plumb didn't understand?

Speaker 3 Not to sound like I'm waving the SEC flag, isn't that the SEC week to week is more difficult?

Speaker 3 And if you look at what Alabama has done, I mean, they played four straight highly regarded and ranked teams where Notre Dame's cherry picking.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, I give Notre Dame credit for going to Miami and playing Texas A ⁇ M. They also went to Arkansas, which is at the bottom of the SEC.

Speaker 3 But their really claim to fame right now are those wins over Miami and Southern Cal. They don't have the grind that the SEC has.
And I think that's where some of this SEC bias perception comes in.

Speaker 3 But come on down to the South and try to deal with the schedules and see what your record is. And I guarantee you, it will be inferior to the SEC records.

Speaker 1 I mean, no real surprise there, Dave.

Speaker 1 He's the cheap SEC propagandist. But again, to just the smugness of the college football fan and media, we've been chipping away at this SEC narrative.
I've been trying to do it.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm tilting at windmills a little bit because it's not the same. I would readily admit, 10 years ago, that certainly was the case.

Speaker 1 But you got smacked in the face week one with a seller dweller in FSU beating Alabama, the creme de la creme, the gold standard in the SEC. And that is absent from any discussion.

Speaker 1 I don't understand how we all just subscribe to this notion that SEC is top dog dog when you're confronted with a result like that. That game wasn't close.
FSU on a football field was loads better.

Speaker 1 We're not talking about a one possession, field goal, late game execution. They were much better.
I know teams evolve. I know teams get better and worse as the season goes on.

Speaker 1 But again, results are supposed to matter.

Speaker 1 If you just jumped in this season and took this season for what it was worth, which is what the committee should do, which is what college football fans should do, and not attach any of the baggage from previous years.

Speaker 1 No one would think the SEC is as dominant as they're portrayed on television to be.

Speaker 1 That is exactly right.

Speaker 1 And that is the portion of your argument that I agree with the most. We have been the

Speaker 1 repetition of it just means more and all that crap. And I get it.

Speaker 1 Alabama and Georgia have won the, and I guess LSU, you can put them in there too, have won the lion's share of titles way more than any other conference.

Speaker 1 Obviously, also, we shouldn't ignore the more recent history of what the Big Ten's done when the tournament gets going in whatever form it is, whether it's four teams or 12

Speaker 1 and beyond. But the pap, the hoo-eye and applesauce of Feinbaum, and this is what they always go to is, you know, you saw it last week when A ⁇ M was getting challenged at the half.

Speaker 1 It was, the case would immediately be like, see, it just shows how good the SEC is. It's so deep.
It's so,

Speaker 1 you can never take a week off. And Feinbaum's point there is: hey, what? You're knocking Bam.
They just beat four ranked teams, highly regarded. Who regarded them highly?

Speaker 1 Who talked them into on some level? The record does some of the work, but also some of the commentary from high-profile media people puts teams like Missouri in play.

Speaker 1 Is Missouri now still a highly regarded team? Are all those ranked teams from that that were ranked a month ago, are they still highly considered?

Speaker 1 Do they still deserve, to your eyeball, do they still deserve that high ranking that they had before they lost a game? Of course not.

Speaker 1 The idea that if you put Ohio State or Notre Dame or another high-end team or Oregon, let's throw them. If you threw them into the SEC, the idea, your results would be way worse.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't be able to kill. What's the implication of that? That you would have a record that Oregon would have South Carolina's record if they had to play play that schedule, they would be good.

Speaker 1 They would have about the same record as Alabama and Georgia and those teams do right now and pretty much every year.

Speaker 1 The argument is all predicated on jive as far as I'm concerned. As if we haven't seen Missouri, Oklahoma, and Texas just dropped into that conference and have serious success.

Speaker 1 You mentioned the ranked wins. Right.
They cook those books. Half of Alabama's ranked wins are over Tennessee and Missouri.

Speaker 1 Neither of those teams have had an FBS victory against a team that is over 500. They cooked the books from the bottom of the rankings to elevate the bona fides of the teams up top.

Speaker 1 There's no reason SMU shouldn't be ranked. That was a CFP team last year.
I guarantee you, if they had an SEC logo, they'd be ranked right now.

Speaker 1 But instead, you have everybody reverse engineering arguments to avoid the unavoidable, which is Miami beat Notre Dame in a football game.

Speaker 1 And that is what was supposed to be the number one tiebreaker. And then you get into quality losses and quality wins and SOS and SOR and SAG and all that.

Speaker 1 If you don't have a head-to-head matchup, it's lunacy. Well, let's be honest.
Let's not jive ourselves or anyone listening to us right now.

Speaker 1 The fact of the matter is, you go through all those computer-generated assessments of teams. It all takes a back seat to, come on, you know who's better.

Speaker 1 It's a, yeah, I know that team lost, but you know, come on. You don't think Notre Dame would beat Miami if they played them right now?

Speaker 1 That's not the argument. That's not the way it's supposed to be theoretically.
Who would be favored? Who would be favored if those two teams played? I don't know. Maybe Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 They were favored the last time they played. And how did that work out?

Speaker 1 What else do we have? The worst one ever. And then we can move on a little bit here and we'll talk some pro football.
But I get where you're coming from with this.

Speaker 1 The worst one ever when it was only a four-team tournament. Wait, or was it two? No, it was a two-team tournament, I guess, at that point, was when

Speaker 1 they put head-to-head after

Speaker 1 LSU beat Bama in Tuscaloosa. It was still just the two-team tournament then.

Speaker 1 And Andrew Luck Stanford was good, and Brandon Whedon's Oklahoma State had only one loss, and that was amidst tragedy on a Friday night and everything else,

Speaker 1 as I recall. But LSU beat Bama in Bama's house, and the excuse was, well, I mean, the kicker for Bama missed three field goals.

Speaker 1 We know that they probably would have won the game if it weren't for that. So they put Bama and LSU back in the national championship game.
Zero logic behind that other than, well, come on.

Speaker 1 You know, Alabama would beat Oklahoma State. Yeah, I also think that if...

Speaker 1 You had put the Cowboys in the Super Bowl against the San Diego Chargers way back when, they would have have beaten them too, except that they lost the previous week to the 49ers.

Speaker 1 So the Chargers got to go because that's the system that is available, just as college football system should mean head-to-head rules over everything else, and it doesn't.

Speaker 1 But I will say, trying to lean into the reality for better or worse that we're living in right now, you've now set yourself up for this

Speaker 1 with your pounding the table.

Speaker 1 Let's assume you beat Pitt. Obviously, if you lose, you have no case.
Why the assumption is? Oh, if we lose, I just go into a hole. Well, you know, this is a must-win game,

Speaker 1 according to Patton Arduzi, as opposed to the Notre Dame game.

Speaker 1 But you have to also now, if the Met,

Speaker 1 they have it both ways. It's like, well, that doesn't matter that

Speaker 1 you won head-to-head against your competition at the start of the season. Now the yardstick is, do the Kanes beat a common opponent on the same level? Do they pound them the way the Irish just did?

Speaker 1 Because apparently November means more. You think common opponents matter? Miami beat a common opponent in NC State by more.
Miami beat a common opponent that Alabama had in Florida State by more.

Speaker 1 They dominated that game regardless of what the final score said. It doesn't matter.
What matters is people's preconceived notions and agendas, Dave. To the pros we go.

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Speaker 1 The other thing I'll say is, and you'll take this as a shot and I don't mean it. I do think that the it means more thing is the you

Speaker 1 is obviously one of the fancy pants halves of college football.

Speaker 1 The perception is a little different though, because when people see those empty seats and stuff like that in the pro football stadium in which they play their games, I think that has some weird impact on people.

Speaker 1 Is there anything to that or no? It does. I think Miami is a victim of something that they've deserved right now: people look at that SMU result particularly and say that's confirmation bias.

Speaker 1 They fooled you again. They're all talk.
They're no action. And our preseason rankings are now justified because we underrated them.
So I hear you.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to do the context thing of, well, there's empty seats because they play in a 70,000 seat stadium. But

Speaker 1 ultimately, they have to win the games. And for me, that's always been the thing.
Even when Notre Dame was ranked ahead of Miami initially, I agreed with that.

Speaker 1 Miami had to show that they are not the same old Miami. We're halfway there, though.
We're halfway to the 4-0 portion. And right now, they look like a changed team, but the changed offense.

Speaker 1 At what point does Miami get to be a different team since their loss? The same way that Notre Dame is a different team after their two losses.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the good news, and then we'll move on, is the thing that people sort of ignore is what's on the near horizon.

Speaker 1 Between now and the end of the conference title games, a lot of that hash is going to be settled.

Speaker 1 A lot of the teams that may rank ahead of you right now are going to lose games because they have to play other teams that are ahead of you right now and the standings in both the college football playoff and in the AP.

Speaker 1 Super weird to look at those side by side.

Speaker 1 The AP poll is here. That doesn't matter though.
Even though it almost lines exactly with the college football playoff.

Speaker 1 It is annoying to me and it's a little less satisfying than it used to be, although more football is more football, as Big Cat said once, and I guess I have to agree with that.

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Speaker 1 I don't know when they, when Pittsburgh became the breakfast capital of Football America, but that's how I see it right now.

Speaker 1 Let's do drip drill before time runs out on us here.

Speaker 1 When my fellow fashion MAVEN, Mike Ryan, and I tackle all the most important

Speaker 1 uniform-related matters right now. We've ranked divisions in the past.
We did already, what did we do here, Mike? We did AFC West, which we decided is the best-looking division in football.

Speaker 1 And we did the NFC East already. Now, let's do the AFC, shall we? Close to your home and heart.
And let's go four down to one. Let's rank the uniforms.

Speaker 1 We can discuss the here and now of them, but also look into the closet and see what you like from each of the franchises. And if you want to hold those up and celebrate them, so be it.

Speaker 1 Start us off, Mike. Bottom to top?

Speaker 1 Yes. Number four, the Miami Dolphins.
Whoa!

Speaker 1 Right out of the gate, a little bit of a surprise for me. Why?

Speaker 1 This logo makes no sense. That is a dolphin swimming.

Speaker 1 I understand why the sun is in the back

Speaker 1 of the original. The fin.
The fins are always up.

Speaker 1 I get it, but

Speaker 1 are we shooting the dolphin from below? Is that what we're doing? That's the only way that you can have the dolphin swimming in this motion that is highlighted on the helmet.

Speaker 1 I like the helmet inception of the old dolphin helmet. It's a dolphin wearing a helmet.

Speaker 1 It's a helmet with a helmet on a helmet, on a helmet, on a helmet, but at no point did the dolphins ever win the hell wear the helmet that the dolphin was wearing. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 Ultimately, the colors right now, too light. Both the aqua and the orange, way too light.
It looks like garbage on television.

Speaker 1 Every time we see the throwbacks, we all point to the TV like DiCaprio and say, that's what they're supposed to look like. It is too light.
It has been going on for too long.

Speaker 1 It really hurts the contrast of the games in this division in particular. I hate these uniforms.
I was with everybody. Yeah, the late 90s alteration that needed a facelift.
We had the facelift.

Speaker 1 Let's move on. It's time to go back to the throwbacks.

Speaker 2 You think you might be a little overfamiliar with this? Maybe you just see it more than all the other ones and you're just kind of like, okay, it's really starting to annoy me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it annoys me. I'm over.
Yeah, I'm super familiar with this because growing up, this was the only local TV

Speaker 1 of NFL game that I could see. And right now, progressively, as I became familiar with this franchise year over year, they tend to look worse.
Yeah, let me guess.

Speaker 1 You love the Patriots and Bills, all red, white, blue. Whoa,

Speaker 1 we'll get to it.

Speaker 1 There's white and there's red and they wear a red helmet. Whoa, there's so much.
Mike wants Cardidas on the side of the helmet.

Speaker 1 That's his solve for this.

Speaker 1 You're such a know-it-all, Mike Fuentes. Honestly, this entire division, there's a theme here.
Every single one of these teams have lost their way. That's right.
That's right.

Speaker 1 Overcorrection was the problem. I don't know why, in the middle of Dan Marino's career, they decided to add that drop shadow navy and all that.

Speaker 1 Just a mess, and they haven't gotten it right ever since.

Speaker 1 And as one of society's great empaths, the day that they took that helmet off the dolphin, okay, he's not a human being, but he's still a creature

Speaker 1 under God's son. And to take the helmet off of him, I thought we were worried about concussions.
Never mind what you also pointed out.

Speaker 1 That old Miami Dolphins logo wore a white helmet with an orange M on it. Who the hell was that dolphin playing? Were they so desperate to find a football-playing dolphin?

Speaker 1 Like, it doesn't matter if he's on the dolphins. He played for a team that wears an orange M.
Bring him in, and we'll put him on the side of our hat.

Speaker 1 Now we're lost at sea, unlike that dolphin that now they wear on their helmet, because he's not in the sea, he's somewhere up in the sky,

Speaker 1 being silhouetted against the against the aforementioned sun. Fair, go back to the old uniforms.
But my number four is similar problems because they should just go back to the old way.

Speaker 1 The New England Patriots. Flying Elvis sucks, but okay.

Speaker 1 You made the change just before. You had the Royal Blue version with Drew Bled, so then you transitioned into the Navy.
I didn't mind those.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry to admit, I know you're a Pat the Patriot guy.

Speaker 1 Their 90s rebrand worked for me with the Pat the Patriot on both

Speaker 1 shoulder pads. I kind of dug them.
I didn't hate them. Yeah, Ben Coates and all of that, iconic down in that rainy Orange Bowl game.
I remember that one. Forget that.

Speaker 1 Stone Cold Steve Austin, the 316 jersey. Mike Fuentes, you know about that? You know about the Stone Cold Steve Austin 316 jersey? I do know about the Stone Cold 3 Austin.
Google that.

Speaker 1 It's a fascinating philosophical debate that I think Bob Kraft and Tom Brady should be called in to participate.

Speaker 1 And I have taken this to some high-profile New England Patriots of the 21st century, and they've agreed with my posture on this. Okay, it was a bad move to go

Speaker 1 to dump Pat Patriot, the red with the white hat, with the Patriots snapping the ball betwixt his legs in favor of flying Elvis. But you did it, and then you won all them Super Bowls with Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 When Tom Brady left, that was the perfect opportunity to say that era now stands alone, not just in New England, but for all of pro football, for all of time.

Speaker 1 Now we're going to go back to our old way and reintroduce Pat Patriot. That would have been a lovely move.

Speaker 1 Now they're stuck with this mess, and they're really bottom of the barrel in pro football, in my opinion. They're really in the bottom five worst uniforms.
It's not a mess.

Speaker 1 They need to keep the silver helmets. Even dating back to when the Colts were in this division, what do all these teams outside of the Patriots have in common? Those lids.
They're all white lids.

Speaker 1 You need the contrast. So I actually like the Flying Elvis Patriot helmet.
You need some contrast in this division.

Speaker 1 I'm a little underwhelmed by Pat Patriot, though I understand your affinity, but that when you close your eyes and you think of the New England Patriots, for better or worse, Dave, you think of the Tom Brady uniforms.

Speaker 1 I get it, but I also think of Steve Grogan and his neck roll and champagne tones.

Speaker 1 You're going to have to get over that you're gonna have to get over it too many white helmets in this division too many white helmets

Speaker 1 here's what I won't get over is that the team that is called the New England Patriots you know where if you're watching the American Revolution now

Speaker 1 with Ken Burns it's it's marvelous stuff and it reminds you of the heritage the the the these the team brand is honoring these these brave Patriots who beat back the Redcoats and now jump to the here and and now when the New England Patriots want to honor their very best for the Hall of Fame ceremony, what do they give them?

Speaker 1 A red coat. What the hell are you doing? Wait, wait, wait.
Thank you. The whole thing's sideways.
The whole thing's a mess.

Speaker 1 At number three for me, I go dolphin, so we'll flip it there because of the beauty that they're hiding away in their closet inexplicably. Who's your number three? My number three is the New York Jets.

Speaker 1 Lost their way. They had it right from the jump.

Speaker 1 I hate what has become of this.

Speaker 1 It is the weird Nikefication of the jerseys where, hey, for this reimaging of the uniform, let's put the city on the chest because our market research says that's what fans like.

Speaker 1 I don't think it impacts sales whatsoever. This is a lazy design right now.
They kind of try to correct it by making it even more throwbacky. I understand.

Speaker 1 We're sick of the white helmet thing in there. Change it up.
That's always, this is a franchise, Dave, that kind of their thing is to reimagine their uniforms.

Speaker 1 But when your most successful look is that late 60s look of the New York Jets, and the time you started becoming relevant was when you tap back into it.

Speaker 1 I'm a big believer of when you close your eyes, what uniform do you picture? When you think of their best moments, what's the uniform that comes to mind?

Speaker 1 It's that Joan Willie Namath running off the orange bullfield, holding up the number one. They got to be in that look forever.

Speaker 1 That, well, that's exactly what I'm getting at, or the opposite of that with Brady. They did their work in that era, but you can leave it to itself.

Speaker 1 But where the Jets are concerned, the best it's ever been was way back in 1969. Better go back to that because what you've been doing since ain't worked.
It's obvious to me.

Speaker 1 And by the way, aesthetically speaking,

Speaker 1 the green is okay. As you say, it's simplistic.
It's a little lazy.

Speaker 1 And the white with the cool green on the on the arms, that was a better look anyway, no matter who was wearing it, Chad Pennington or otherwise.

Speaker 1 That, by the way, is my number two, even the green one in a, in a division that I think has mediocre options here for the most part. Who's your number two?

Speaker 1 Well, I think through process of elimination here, we already covered the Patriot.

Speaker 1 I could skip to number one here. I think you and I have.
Do you and I have the same number one? Do we? Nobody circles a wagons like them. It's the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 1 I think any look that this team has had outside of the early 2000s Peerless Price Buffalo Bills where they tried to infuse it with some weird powder blue and then they had the Travis Henry jersey where just the shoulders were navy.

Speaker 1 That was bad. But outside of that uni set, every single one of these uniform sets makes sense to me.
I like the reintroduction of the red helmet. You and I have already gone back and forth on this.

Speaker 1 I understand they're a white helmet.

Speaker 1 If we get the rest of this division right with the helmets, we can keep the white helmet and just use the red as an alternate i get you but this is a classic uniform a classic colorway can never go wrong with the buffalo bills

Speaker 1 yeah went on a super super deep dork dive last night on the buffalo bills where actually went after or went and then checked down the illustrator of the charging buffalo on the side of the helmet.

Speaker 1 He was a former aerospace illustrator named Stevens Wright, Stevens plural.

Speaker 1 He created that because his wife worked for NFL franchises and NFL network. And then he went on because of the success of Buffalo Bills to create two of the absolute worst logos.

Speaker 1 One would be the San Francisco 49ers, quote, one day logo that lasted six days and they hated it so much because it kind of looked like a bad gas station sign.

Speaker 1 And then the one after that that he created was actually a prototype of the flying Elvis. It was in 1979 and they released it to the fans in Fox Pro.
They hated it so much that they booed it out of

Speaker 1 That's the bad backstory. And, you know, Kyle Shanahan has Trey Lance on his resume, and there's no washing that away, but otherwise great success for him.
Same goes for the Buffalo Bills. Those

Speaker 1 early aught Navy, and it wasn't powder blue, it was Royal Blue, and that's why they really sucked. And they looked kind of like the Montreal Alouettes, and

Speaker 1 they were shiny, satin-finished, all a mess.

Speaker 1 And as I've said before, and I'll say again, the reason this team's never won a Super Bowl, maybe Football America's team 2025 will wash off all the past here, but they do carry the ugly baggage of they get an AFL team, you understand, in Buffalo, named after the majestic beast that once roamed the plains.

Speaker 1 And then they say, what should we name our football team? Let's name it the Buffalo Bills after Buffalo Bill Cody, who tried to kill all the Buffaloes. What the hell are you doing?

Speaker 1 This whole division is weird.

Speaker 1 I don't care for any of it. But Mike Ryan, I care for you.
And I thought this was a dynamite appearance from you once again.

Speaker 1 Any final fashion thoughts you want to get out before you head off to Pittsburgh PA? Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 My final fashion thought is that head-to-head matchups in college football should matter as the ultimate tiebreaker and the Miami Hurricanes should be in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 You can believe that Notre Dame deserves to be in the playoffs. I won't disagree with you, but if they're in the playoffs, so are the Miami Hurricanes.
Well, that's fine.

Speaker 1 And I do have to, this maybe stands as a hot take. I like Notre Dame's home getups where they went Navy and when it's special, they go Kelly Green.
The road uniforms are nothing.

Speaker 1 They're not impressive. Maybe they're the victim of everybody copycatting their look at the mid-20th century, but Army and Navy kind of wear the same uniforms and they've always worn it.

Speaker 1 Forgettable stuff for an iconic program. I'm with you.
Good luck to the U. I hope they lose in Picksburg, though.
I know you do. Go, Keynes.

Speaker 1 All right, now it's time for the pick six presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
All right, no more jive, Mike and Gino, Gino and Mike Fuentes. It's time to win the million dollars.

Speaker 1 The time for talk is over. The time for action and winning.
And I'm going to start with my three touchdown scores, guys who will find the end zone with their legs or with their hands.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I said it that way. They're going to catch or run a ball into the end zone.
Starting off with the premier touchdown maker in 2025, Jameer Gibbs.

Speaker 1 Derek Henry is on a nice little roll himself. He's going to find the end zone at least once.

Speaker 1 And so too will Jalen Hurts, a great touchdown maker with the help of somebody pushing on his bum from behind. Then I have a trio of guys who are going to throw at least two touchdown passes.

Speaker 1 I'm going fun here. Dak Prescott against the Eagles.
He's rolling with Pickens and CD.

Speaker 1 Then Kirk Cousins. He's going to throw a couple for you.
He's got a good matchup to do that. And lastly, Shadur Sanders.
Two touchdown passes. It's the Raiders, after all.

Speaker 1 He might also throw four or five interceptions, but that's not what we're talking about here. Mike and Gino, how say you?

Speaker 2 There's some spicy stuff here with the quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought so. I thought it would be fun.
Cousins and Shadur.

Speaker 2 All right, I'm going to take Shadur out.

Speaker 2 That's the first order of business there.

Speaker 1 And then I'm going to be fine.

Speaker 2 Okay, I mean, but I have to take one out, right?

Speaker 1 We're trying to win a million dollars in a while. Yeah, Mike Cohen.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 2 So then I'm going to go to Trayvion Henderson, just because he's been on fire lately, and he's got, he's in Cincinnati, and Cincinnati's the worst run defense in the league.

Speaker 2 So that's going to be my pick. Great.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I will be

Speaker 1 grabbing Kyron Williams against Tampa Bay Buccaneers because that defense is not that great.

Speaker 1 I will also be removing Shador Sanders because I know we're all really low on the Las Vegas defense because they just got absolutely dominated by the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 Cowboys offense, a little bit better than Shador Sanders and the Cleveland Browns, I would say. So that's my pick.
Shador out. Kyron and enjoy your money.

Speaker 1 I hear your noise that I'll make both of those changes. But for the record, that also happened because the Raiders' defense sucks.

Speaker 1 All right, I hope your appetite is now wet because it's time to make the week 12 picks.

Speaker 1 Okay, here's a fellow I was just talking with earlier this week on the great podcast. He'd the call with the heroes Hanzus and Sessler.
He's a regular on that show.

Speaker 1 You also get his great pages on Sports Illustrated. This guy, you know, I like the word thoughtful.

Speaker 1 And, you know, he's thoughtful in this way, in both ways that you can use the word.

Speaker 1 The word thoughtful can be an intellectual matter, but it can also be considerate. And he is both of those things.
He is a mensch. He is Connor Orr.
What's happening, fella?

Speaker 4 Hey, how are we doing?

Speaker 1 I'm doing just fine. Better for having drafted the people in football who we'd most like to share the Thanksgiving table with.

Speaker 1 That was a good conversation.

Speaker 1 I took Jalen Ramsey, but you didn't want him there because of the spit. I don't want to get into the spit thing, but Connor, you think that suspensions for spit go too far, right?

Speaker 4 I have now been pigeonholed as the guy who is okay with being spat on. And I want to just clarify that.
So I'm glad that I'm here.

Speaker 4 No, I don't like being spat on. I'm used to being spat on.
I have a nine-month-old at home and a five-year-old boy. Like that is the window of being spat on in life.

Speaker 4 And so I guess I'm not as alarmed when that would happen to me, purposeful or otherwise, versus like Miles Garrett taking my helmet off and trying to decapitate me.

Speaker 4 And so I just think that we're kind of in a weird lane of penalties in the NFL, where like a one-game suspension for punching a bellhop in the face, for example, which an Eagles player that happened to in 2018, and then a one-game suspension for spitting on someone.

Speaker 4 Like one thing can kill you and the other just, you just have to do laundry. And so I guess guess I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 Yeah, keeping the penalties, even Steven, and the severity of them. Maybe we have lost our way as far as that goes a little bit.

Speaker 1 I hear your noise on that. I've told the story before, but one time I was in Chicago traffic and a guy, like I didn't cut him off, but he thought I did.
And we were in standstill traffic.

Speaker 1 And he got, I looked in my rearview mirror to see if he was still angry. And I realized, oh, he's left his car seat, which I knew meant, uh-oh, he's on his way to me.

Speaker 1 So I went to lock the door, but it was too late. He opened my car door and he gave me one of these.

Speaker 1 He spit, but didn't, he made the noise spit. And I felt the wind, but he didn't actually spit.
And that left me in a tough spot. Like, do I, am I supposed to get out of the car now?

Speaker 1 Because if you spit on me, now I got to get out and take my beating and be left on the side of the road bloodied, but at least I'll have my dignity. But the spit left me in a, in a weird spot there.

Speaker 1 Anyway, we'll talk about that at a later date. We should.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I want to dig into this.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's start to count down here the most consequential games and who's going to win them.

Speaker 1 At number five, man, all of a sudden, this one didn't seem like it had any chance of being intriguing, but here we are. It's the Philadelphia Eagles at the Dallas Cowboys.
The home team is plus three.

Speaker 1 Total is 47 and a half. How do you see this one playing out?

Speaker 4 Well, remember in week one, the Cowboys actually had one of the best run defenses by metric against the Eagles.

Speaker 4 And I think if you took out all the Jalen Hurts runs, the Eagles were averaging something like 1.9 yards a carry.

Speaker 4 And then the Cowboys, you could easily make the argument that this is the most improved defensive line in football since that point.

Speaker 4 And so this is really going to be a challenge on the plate of Kevin Petullo. How are you going to stretch it vertically when everybody's been begging you to do it every single week?

Speaker 4 And are you going to remain sort of fiercely loyal to this run game when I think, I mean, Quinn Williams looked awesome last week. He was a madman, beat a bunch of double teams.

Speaker 4 So I really like Dallas keeping this close. And this is an offense with week in, week out, 40-point potential.
So I picked Dallas this week. I like the Cowboys in this one.

Speaker 1 You know how this goes, that narratives get on track and then the train never stops.

Speaker 1 But I don't, have people really been talking about the fact that maybe Jerry Jones was right to not sign Micah Parsons? How say you?

Speaker 1 I mean, you know, Quinn, I don't, he's not, Quinn and Williams isn't as dynamic, of course, but, you know, they've kind of landed clean on the other side here with a chance.

Speaker 1 If they beat the Eagles, now we're really talking about them going into Thanksgiving against the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 Landing clean on the other side is the right way to put it.

Speaker 4 It's like, remember in Toy Story when Buzz tries to prove that he can fly and he bounces off a bunch of shit and then lands and everyone's like, oh my God, he can.

Speaker 4 You know, it's sort of like that's what happened with the Cowboys trade because at first, remember, it was this long game where it's like, we're planning on building a roster for the long term.

Speaker 4 And then like all these flips and gymnastics. And then this old man comes down and is like, surprise, I got two 30-year-old players in a first-round pick.
And everyone's like, yay, he won the trade.

Speaker 4 And it's like, did he? Or did he just get a little bit drunk in between and kind of make it work out somehow? Because I would respect the Cowboys a lot more if they surrendered 2027 equity.

Speaker 4 I think if they ended up with 2027 equity, that's the draft that everyone's looking at. That's going to be like the Jim Kelly, you know, Dan Marino draft, right?

Speaker 4 And he's not really well positioned there.

Speaker 4 And so for me, it's like you, there's no plan here, but you did come away with two nice players that are maybe going to marginally upgrade your roster over the next two years. So whatever.

Speaker 4 If you want to say you won it, you won it.

Speaker 1 I will say, here's what I will say, the thing that is ironic,

Speaker 1 if you looked at this a month ago. The position advantage or the matchup that is fascinating, you might go Cowboys defensive front against the Eagles offensive line minus Lane Johnson.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take the Cowboys because Dak is having a great year with CD and George Pickens out on the field. The Steelers didn't need George Pickens.
Let's move on.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take Dallas, like I said. At number four, Minnesota and Green Bay Packers giving six and a half, 41 and a half.

Speaker 1 Packers really need it, but it's as close to a must-win as you can get for the Vikings.

Speaker 4 I agree, and I like Minnesota in this one, too, because when they know that you're compromised on the running game front, or at least they have have a reason to believe that you are, and Green Bay still hasn't solved the loss of 12 personnel.

Speaker 4 I mean, they're down a tight end. They're experimenting with a lot of different things.
Christian Watson kind of bailed them out with a couple of big acrobatic catches, but that's not a game plan.

Speaker 4 That's not something that you work on during the week and you're like, okay, great, we're going to have a bunch of these on Sunday.

Speaker 4 The Vikings are excellent when you're wounded on that front, pinning you deep and forcing your running backs to stay in on protection, beating the hell out of you on that front.

Speaker 4 I think they're going to do that again. They're going to keep the score really low.
And J.J. McCarthy's fine on scripted drive.

Speaker 4 So if they can keep it under 17 points, I think the Vikings win this one.

Speaker 1 I don't declare him a bust just yet. And I am going to stand by my Packers for one more game.
As I said earlier, I'm going to take them to win this game and cover.

Speaker 1 If they don't, they're out as my Super Bowl 60 pick. Last chance for you guys.

Speaker 1 Know that. The pressure is on.
Buccaneers, Rams, Rams laying six and a half. 49 and a half is the total.
How say you, Connor Orr?

Speaker 4 I love the Rams in this one because I just think that there's no team in the NFL that can do what they do at this point.

Speaker 4 They are, you know, my Transformer knowledge is a little bit dated, but whatever the coolest Transformer was when we were kids, that is it, right?

Speaker 4 They can pass out of the heaviest formation in football and then run out of the lightest formation in football. And they're equally proficient at doing both of those things.

Speaker 4 And as good of a coordinator as Todd Bowles is, I don't know how you game plan around that. And I'm eager to see him try.
So if anyone can do it, it's him, but I don't think he will.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Bucks have come back down to earth. People were so busy talking them into being a Super Bowl contender that they've kind of ignored the reality of that team of late.

Speaker 1 Mike Fuentes, who is the best Transformer?

Speaker 1 Hmm, it depends.

Speaker 2 If you're like a,

Speaker 1 you know, everybody loves a bad guy, so you probably say Megatron. Megatron.
Right. Megatron is probably the coolest sounding one.
Not Calvin Johnson, obviously the comic character, Megatron.

Speaker 1 Starscream.

Speaker 1 Starscream is a cool name, but the character was kind of beefy with Megatron all the time. Optimus Prime, obviously a good guy.

Speaker 1 Bumblebee has probably risen through the ranks for kids because Bumblebee had his own movie with Miss Josh Allen. She was in it.
Mrs. That's like making movies out of Hawkeye.

Speaker 1 Who cares? He's not powerful. But he still got his own movie.

Speaker 1 An 18-wheeler

Speaker 1 against a fighter jet? Well,

Speaker 1 but that was always the problem.

Speaker 1 That was always the problem with the Transformers. They were like everyday stuff that no one cared about.
Of course,

Speaker 1 the other thing is like an Apache death helicopter, right? Yo, that's cool. Megatron.
Megatron turned into a gun. That was kind of like that.

Speaker 1 You're forgetting Grimlock, though, like a flying Tyrannosaurus Rex. Nah, but see, now you're like into

Speaker 1 the Dinosaur One and all this crazy stuff. Talking about the OGs.
But that's the correct answer. Nah, but now

Speaker 1 you're getting too far into the war. You're getting too far into the war.
You're talking ball.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're like coming in.

Speaker 1 This is like you bringing Canadian football into this. Like, nobody cares.
Like, no, like, listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Captain Alouette. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you something. Both of these teams at number two better not lose this game or they're in some real peril.
Colts, Chiefs, home team, laying three and a half, total 50 and a half.

Speaker 1 Connor Orr, how say you? Oh,

Speaker 4 I mean, I think this is probably, here's how I'm going to say this. This is the last time that I picked the Chiefs because I feel like I have to, right?

Speaker 4 And then after this, if they get blown out by the Colts, I'm going to abandon that because I was way too late on the Patriots bandwagon where even that that last year where Bill Belichick had like Joe Judge as his offensive coordinator, I picked him to win the AFC East.

Speaker 4 And I got made fun of on like every morning show, sports morning show in America. And they were right.
The team finished with like four wins.

Speaker 4 But in my mind, I kept thinking, I have to pick them because of the new, the New England Patriots. This is my last game doing this with the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 Like, I declare it, and if they lose, I'm completely done. I'm demystified.
They're just like every other team, and I'm done with it.

Speaker 1 All right. I mean, we did talk about that.
Maybe the Eagles just sort of melted

Speaker 1 the mystique in that Super Bowl, and they're just not the same ever since. Okay, number one, it's the Picksburg Steelers at the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 1 Somebody told me that the Bears, not that this has any relevance in 2025, but in Soldier Field are 11-1 against the Steelers. Sheesh, that's weird.
Bears laying two and a half, 45.5 is your total.

Speaker 1 Connor or

Speaker 2 choose.

Speaker 4 Rodgers or no Rodgers, I think the Bears win by at least two touchdowns. I think they're that good.

Speaker 4 Caleb Williams has been so good at evading sacks. And I know that you're saying, well, we got TJ Watt, we got all these guys, and they've done a great job.

Speaker 1 I didn't say that. You're saying

Speaker 1 Jens is putting words in my mouth, dude.

Speaker 4 But I think Pittsburgh has been equally as good now that they can play too high safety at using some of the interior backers to generate pressure. But Caleb Williams negates that to a a degree.

Speaker 4 And he's not like other quarterbacks who aren't going to be as slow-footed, as prone to some of that pressure, maybe like Daniel Jones was a couple of weeks ago. So I like Chicago in this one.

Speaker 4 I like them on both phases of the ball in this game. And I think this is a Ben Johnson coming out party.
I think he'll have some cool plays.

Speaker 4 And I think we're going to leave this one talking about, like, wow,

Speaker 4 what's Pittsburgh going to do after this?

Speaker 1 Well, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 And the other thing I think we'll take away from it is, I mean, yeah, really, it may end up meaning the demise of Mike Tomlin because because they have four heavyweights still upcoming.

Speaker 1 They really might finish with a losing record.

Speaker 1 But Ben Johnson, proving what I said a couple of years ago and keeps saying maybe the play caller is more important than the guy at the trigger at this point.

Speaker 1 There are a number of examples of that that kind of prove that there is some smoke to

Speaker 1 that notion there. Connor Orr, we appreciate you making the time, especially with the little ones under your roof there.
You're the tops, man. You make the show better for us.

Speaker 4 You're the best. Thanks for having having me on.

Speaker 1 There he goes. Connor Orr, read his pages on Sports Illustrated.
Hear his words on Heed the Call and the Sports Illustrated podcast that he does. Both great.
There he goes.

Speaker 1 Here we go, two, out the door. I hope you're now feeling better and right to make the right picks for NFL Week 12.
We'll be back on the other side of it to help try and make sense of it for you.

Speaker 1 Until then, thanks so much, my fellow football Americans. It's been a thin slice of heaven.