Potgame Show: Alperen Shane Goon (feat. Julian G.)

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Speaker 2 Smirnoff!

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I'm gonna ask you, Chris, what's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff! Not your favorite game day drink. What's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff!

Speaker 1 All right, here's the deal: game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the wings, the dip again.
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Speaker 2 That's right.

Speaker 1 It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings.

Speaker 2 DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Speaker 1 Juju, what you got?

Speaker 2 What up, y'all? Thursday Thunder yet again. Back on the block, and we're going to win, baby.
First leg, Tyrell Shavers for over 1.5 receptions tonight.

Speaker 2 Josh Allen, he's already been depleted of Dalton Kincaid. Keon Coleman, having attitude problems,

Speaker 2 behavior problems, that is.

Speaker 2 Who else? Everybody you can name out there for Josh Allen. They're basically hurt and Shavers is not.
So I will lock in at 1.5 receptions. Next leg, Miko Collins for four catches at least.

Speaker 2 Come on, man. He the superstar at Houston.
Who else he gonna throw to? You dig it? Lock that in.

Speaker 2 Speaking of who else he gonna throw to, Xavier Hutchinson, 1.5 catches. I like it.
I expect Houston to be trailing.

Speaker 2 Let's go, Buffalo. But I expect Houston to be trailing and have to toss that pill all across that field.
You dig it. And the last leg, Jaden Higgins, over 2.5 receptions tonight.

Speaker 2 He's been a favorite of Davis Mills. That second team in practice been getting them reps.
And now that they're on the first team, he connecting with my boy. Lock it in, baby.
Thursday Thunder.

Speaker 2 I see you. I see you too, Julian G.

Speaker 2 Messed up, called you Juju. I said, look, he's got the tie on.
You know what that means. Tie and college shirt.

Speaker 1 He's Julian G. That's on me, coach.
That's on me.

Speaker 2 Yes, sir. But you know what else is on me? Today, I'm going to give a peek behind the curtain.

Speaker 2 Usually my topics, I come up with my topics during the show. I have some stuff prepared, have some stuff I left over from last night.
Today is one of those days where y'all literally hit everything

Speaker 2 on my topic list.

Speaker 2 Yes, I'm talking about I had a joker of the day, and then at the last second, Pablo, how you felt about Jordan saying? I'm like, I don't know. That's my bad.
Well, here we are.

Speaker 2 So, this is an impromptu post-game show.

Speaker 2 I mean, yesterday, when you said goofy ass Knicks tweets, I was like,

Speaker 2 What is happening?

Speaker 2 You was describing Ben Stiller. Yeah, you was like, He was cool before those goofy ass Knicks tweets

Speaker 2 And my heart dropped.

Speaker 2 I walked that line a little too close. Woo! Woo!

Speaker 2 You felt alive. You felt alive, didn't you? That's right.
You feel alive now.

Speaker 2 Also, it's not enough fanfare coming from the academy

Speaker 2 towards the choreography of the Bat Jack intros. I'm talking about football.

Speaker 2 I'm talking about

Speaker 2 hockey, whatever you're talking about. Basketball.
I love Jeremy Tashay, Carl. Y'all did a great job.
I'm talking about

Speaker 2 choreography.

Speaker 2 I said this off air. I thought I said it off air.
Yes, you did, off air.

Speaker 2 I'm staggered. The football one, they did it in one take.

Speaker 2 Like, if you watch, that's one continuous take, they never cut. And I'm like, oh, that's a lot.
The lip-syncing, the synchronicity,

Speaker 2 the stunt work. Like, that's really hard.
The basketball one is some cut points.

Speaker 1 It took like 42 tries. That's not true.
But out of the 42 takes, that was one of them.

Speaker 2 Talking about 40.

Speaker 1 And whoever choreographed that, super handsome.

Speaker 2 Dr. Versa.

Speaker 2 Hey, it's a real handsome choreography. I'll tell you what.
I love that.

Speaker 2 Also, I just want to ask you, because we're impromptu right now a little bit.

Speaker 2 Is it time to start having a conversation about Al Perine Shangoon? First of all, you got to say it like Reggie Miller says it. Shane Goon.

Speaker 2 Shane Goon. Shane Goon.
Like he's Shane Badier. Shane Goon.

Speaker 2 Shane Goon, Alexander.

Speaker 2 How

Speaker 2 more of a conversation? Maybe I'm maybe I'm in my bubble here, but I kind of feel like he was an all-star last year. So now he's here now.

Speaker 2 We're not looking past him anymore, are we?

Speaker 2 We're not looking past him. I feel like all this, I guess I'm watching the wrong television shows because they don't make as big of a deal as I think that they should be making about my boy.

Speaker 2 That's a good point. Kevin Durant brings a lot of attention.
That's the thing. So it's like it's easy to get lost in the sauce, but no, he's been incredible.
I love him, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 So, I had a question for Judge Zaslow today. So, since Judge Zaz isn't here, I guess I gotta ask Judge Amin.
So,

Speaker 2 I got a question for you, bro.

Speaker 2 Is Zaslow a movie guy? I need your ruling. Do we have any imaging or does it just go?

Speaker 1 I mean, I have Judge Zaz.

Speaker 2 Give me the Judge Zaz. And then, and then crap it.
Okay, because

Speaker 2 we can edit this out. Um, I will make a ruling as soon as the filibuster.
Should we just give up on it?

Speaker 1 I mean, he has said the F-word off mic three times already.

Speaker 2 Okay, that's all right.

Speaker 1 There was never, I've never met someone so upset to do their job.

Speaker 2 In the case of Jonathan Zaszlow,

Speaker 2 V being a movie fraud,

Speaker 2 the

Speaker 1 horrible rise, the Honorable Jonathan Zaszlo now.

Speaker 2 There was one F-word before that.

Speaker 2 Judge Zaszlo's not here. Judge Amin will be taking his place.

Speaker 2 In the case of Jonathan Zaslow,

Speaker 2 via the people,

Speaker 2 the charge of, is he a movie fraud?

Speaker 2 The court finds him guilty as charged.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 he's forgivable.

Speaker 2 He's a fraud, man.

Speaker 2 He's a fraud. You know, I just, I don't trust people who haven't seen Dodgeball.

Speaker 2 That's what it comes down to.

Speaker 2 You can't have not seen Rambo, not seen James Bond, and not seen dodgeball. That's three decades.

Speaker 1 I've seen that one, that has a young Anna Paquin in it.

Speaker 2 Any polls, Juju, because I'm hungry and I want to go to lunch.

Speaker 2 Yes, sir. I got some polls.
But before the polls, I want to give a little shout out to

Speaker 2 a player of the day, basically a hero of the day.

Speaker 2 You feel me? Yes, sir, man. We got Mackenzie Scott, man.
Sis been doing big work, bro. Over 700 million donated to HBCUs, man.
Oh, that's almost a billy. That's a lot of fun.
In donations.

Speaker 2 You feel me? Like, bro, hats off to her, as well as the brother Bryce Dunlap, man. Can't go without saying thank you to the little bro

Speaker 2 and his family. 21 years old and passed away suddenly.

Speaker 2 All the prayers and wishes with the family, but the family donated, delivered to Bernie Kosar, and saved his life. You feel me? So hats off to both of those people, man.
Salute. Very giving.

Speaker 2 Dude, do you want to polls? Is basketball a winter sport? 62% of the audience says, yes, it is. If you haven't seen Dodgeball, should all your movie opinions be disqualified? Don't correct audience.

Speaker 2 81% of the audience says, yes, they should be disqualified.

Speaker 1 Well done by the audience.

Speaker 2 Julian, do you know what the other 19% are? What are they, brother? Suckers.

Speaker 2 Will Wimby make a great first baseman? 53% of the audience says, no, he wouldn't.

Speaker 2 Thank you. He could do the splits.
Doesn't matter. Damn.
I can't feel the ground ball. He's too tall.

Speaker 2 I think we're putting him in the wrong spot. I think we put him over there in left field and dare somebody to try it.
You did. All right.
That's maybe not. Just

Speaker 2 robbing home runs without jumping.

Speaker 2 For sure. Is the movie Maverick a James Garner vehicle or a Mel Gibson vehicle? 65% of the audience says Mel Gibson vehicle.
The other 35% is is Great Cody.

Speaker 1 The other 35% are Lucky J's.

Speaker 2 And before the last poll, I want to remind the audience to go listen to Sebastian Manascalco on South Beach sessions. Good gosh, O'Moly, bro.

Speaker 2 Saturday Night Live just did a skit about my boy last week. I'm talking about he is rolling right now.
And his podcast is one of the only other podcasts I listen to besides this one.

Speaker 2 And snoot the Joe button.

Speaker 2 You guys hear this? This guy named Julian.

Speaker 2 he listens to my podcast right hey yeah you got it also check out the alley oop oh man thank you brother appreciate it you know i'm not that guy huh i gotta get better at that part of it you feel me julian and this crick

Speaker 2 they talk about basketball Yes, sir. And

Speaker 2 this is the weekend for Friendsgiving. A lot of Friendsgiving around the world.
Thanksgiving next week.

Speaker 2 So remember, while you're having the Friendsgivings and having all the fun, everybody ain't got a lot of friends. You feel me?

Speaker 2 So even if you're not going to invite them, at least call your friends, check up on your partners, because this holiday season be lonely, bro.

Speaker 2 It's just as fun as it be for the families, it's as lonely as it is for the rest of the world who's not necessarily having a lot of family right now. So salute.
Last poll, Kyle Shanahan.

Speaker 2 If he does that,

Speaker 2 79% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.
Hello. Thank you, Julian G.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Julie and Chi.

Speaker 2 Fuck out it.

Speaker 2 Thanks, Juju. Thanks, Jiu Ju.
The people

Speaker 2 rock. The people?