Hour 2: Greg Gives Chris An Aneurysm (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 17 This is the Dan Labatar Show with the stuccats podcast

Speaker 19 hello

Speaker 20 greg cody

Speaker 21 your son's wondering if you can use a micro when you speak but you say no

Speaker 15 that kind of of thing

Speaker 21 the same way that you don't have a new back in my day this week

Speaker 21 what are you saying

Speaker 20 you're plugging your new show of greg cody show with greg cody

Speaker 20 when you were younger

Speaker 15 and a teen

Speaker 23 ethel merman took the world by storm just like the heart three.

Speaker 21 All of your shades

Speaker 19 run

Speaker 19 through

Speaker 19 us

Speaker 25 like gym fixed reminds.

Speaker 25 Diana said that you were rain.

Speaker 25 So Dan says he's sorry forever doubting your fire.

Speaker 19 So you can have the grin of a donkey eating briars.

Speaker 10 It's a mule. It's a mule that's eating the briars.

Speaker 7 Shout out, Kirsten.

Speaker 10 That is a singing voice revelation not seen around here since Rose.

Speaker 10 I was moved by that song. Wow.
Greg Cody was too.

Speaker 25 Wow.

Speaker 10 Just Just from his narcissism of hearing his own voice.

Speaker 25 Now, whose vocal was that?

Speaker 6 Kirsten.

Speaker 28 Really?

Speaker 10 You don't know who anyone is around here. I don't know who anyone is.
You don't know who anyone is around here.

Speaker 30 When's the last time I heard her sing?

Speaker 31 You don't know.

Speaker 10 We can tell you anyone is anyone, and you would not know. We can fool you.

Speaker 10 You don't know who anyone is around here.

Speaker 32 I do. I know everyone.

Speaker 33 He got mad the last time we did this. You got mad.

Speaker 10 You want to play a quiz?

Speaker 34 I don't take a quiz. No.

Speaker 10 No. Why were you happy about the death of Jimmy Cliff?

Speaker 35 Oh, I wasn't.

Speaker 32 I didn't hear about it until this morning.

Speaker 6 How did you say this? You're smiling right now.

Speaker 12 He passed away.

Speaker 32 I know.

Speaker 24 When informed of the news, you smiled.

Speaker 35 This is wrong. And gay.

Speaker 16 You've got to stop this.

Speaker 10 You have to stop this. You really do.
I've run out of penalties to give you. I don't have any more penalties to give you.

Speaker 37 Then acknowledge the truth.

Speaker 10 No, I'm not going to acknowledge the truth. I'm going to hear.

Speaker 36 Which is both teams play.

Speaker 16 It happened. Billy's got a major pun only five minutes for being Billy.

Speaker 22 One team won.

Speaker 39 You don't fight for freedom.

Speaker 10 You fight for woke. Why are you still talking?

Speaker 10 Why are you still in a microphone disrespecting our rules?

Speaker 27 Or thoughts?

Speaker 34 I thought it was penalized for Billy.

Speaker 12 He always kept talking.

Speaker 13 Why does he have a different set of rules?

Speaker 24 This is unfair.

Speaker 12 It's woke. And

Speaker 24 minor penalty, two minutes for tripping the entire show.

Speaker 4 show

Speaker 16 Minor penalty two minutes for verbal diarrhea

Speaker 5 Major penalty five minutes scrooming comedy

Speaker 14 Minor penalty two minutes test day Tremenda Come and Mienda. That's my favorite one of him to be bad bad Spanish.

Speaker 14 It's gay.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 40 You want to talk some Jimmy Cliff?

Speaker 10 Why were you happy about that? I was not happy.

Speaker 32 I was stunned to hear the news and perhaps inadvertently.

Speaker 32 It's like a phobia or something where you hear about death or something and as a defense mechanism, you smile a little bit. Jimmy Cliff.

Speaker 41 Claire Dumphy?

Speaker 32 No. Jimmy Cliff introduced me to reggae music.
For a lot of people, it was Bob Marley. For me, it was Jimmy Cliff.
That 1972 soundtrack, which I heard about a couple of years late.

Speaker 10 We should get the back in my day music if we're going to do this, if he's going to all of a sudden eulogize Jimmy Cliff when he was happy that Jimmy Cliff died.

Speaker 32 No, I wasn't.

Speaker 41 I don't even know that fool.

Speaker 25 And God bless him, man.

Speaker 32 He lived to be 81.

Speaker 32 Jimmy Cliff, he had a soundtrack to a movie called The Harder They Come. The Harder They Come, The Harder They Fall.
And that was the first introduction I had to reggae music.

Speaker 32 Later, I went back and discovered his contemporaries like Marley, like Peter Tosh, Toots and the Maytols. But Jimmy Cliff, to me, was an underrated

Speaker 24 statue

Speaker 32 of reggae music, like just a pillar, somebody who's among the all-time greats. And I'm sorry to hear he passed away.

Speaker 10 So you reacted by laughing or by appearing pleased?

Speaker 32 I might have had an inadvertent smile on my face.

Speaker 10 Toots and the Maytolls are wonderful, or were wonderful.

Speaker 25 They sure were.

Speaker 32 Hibbert died just a couple of years ago.

Speaker 10 This is a classic Back in My Day right here. Talking Toots and the May Tolls.

Speaker 31 I don't see these words.

Speaker 10 No, but that's right.

Speaker 10 That's what Back in My Day should be, except written.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 32 And crafted with care. It's even better when it's spontaneous.

Speaker 6 Kids out there. No, it isn't.

Speaker 28 Look up Jimmy Cliff.

Speaker 24 No, it's not.

Speaker 6 Look up Jimmy's.

Speaker 10 You're going to say it's better. You think it's better spoken than written in your case when you can take care with the written word?

Speaker 10 The reason you don't do them anymore is because they're hard and you don't do hard things anymore.

Speaker 25 Is that right?

Speaker 25 Is that wrong? No.

Speaker 2 You've claimed to have done all of them.

Speaker 6 That's your reasoning.

Speaker 29 That's asinine. I mean, that's asinine.

Speaker 10 That's what he says. You're basically saying you're out of thoughts.
That you've run out of thoughts, that nothing else.

Speaker 33 You're capable of new thoughts.

Speaker 10 You cannot pine for it. You have run to the end of subject matter that would allow you to pine for a different time.

Speaker 42 He's recapped everything that happened in the past.

Speaker 7 We do this back and forth where I'll like text him or say an idea to him.

Speaker 32 No, I think I've done that. I have done, I've done them all.
I don't pine for anything anymore, not even Pine Sol.

Speaker 32 That one

Speaker 10 there is all the things you can pine for. Pine Sol, the smell of a disabled.

Speaker 24 Dan, you trampled a great one.

Speaker 43 Say that one again, Greg.

Speaker 16 Miami what? Miami Soul.

Speaker 30 SOL, baby.

Speaker 10 Sorry, Tony. Thank you.
Thank you for that correctly.

Speaker 24 That might be Saul A.

Speaker 32 Ruth Riley, am I right?

Speaker 28 Ruth Riley, up in the house.

Speaker 17 Ruth Cody.

Speaker 6 Ruth Doogie.

Speaker 32 All the great Ruths.

Speaker 32 Isn't that a name from the Bible?

Speaker 31 I think it is.

Speaker 25 Who Doogie? No.

Speaker 40 No, Ruth.

Speaker 27 Oh, yeah, Ruth, yeah.

Speaker 32 What was Ruth's part in the Bible? Like, what?

Speaker 10 First of all, I don't think there is a Ruth in the Bible.

Speaker 26 There is, Dan.

Speaker 37 Again, you're wrong.

Speaker 25 Is there a Ruth?

Speaker 22 Big Rollins.

Speaker 10 There's There's a Ruth in the Bible. Okay, I stand.

Speaker 10 She didn't write the book. There's not a book of Ruth.

Speaker 18 I think there is.

Speaker 44 Where are my Bible people at?

Speaker 10 I don't know why you keep talking that way.

Speaker 40 Where am I at?

Speaker 10 Why did you just say Ruth Riley in the house as if you were just naming a player of WNBA you're in Miami because it's the only thing you know.

Speaker 32 The Miami Soul Ruth Riley is the only player I associate from those days.

Speaker 10 But what did you say that way for?

Speaker 40 What way?

Speaker 22 What do you mean?

Speaker 10 I think you did in the house, boy, or some form. You did something.

Speaker 10 I can't quote you.

Speaker 7 You said where my Bible people at.

Speaker 25 No, before that. Yeah.

Speaker 41 Before that.

Speaker 34 We're right here.

Speaker 5 We hear you.

Speaker 34 You shouldn't be afraid.

Speaker 39 She didn't write the book, but she was part of the book, obviously.

Speaker 25 Thank you.

Speaker 10 Mike Ryan, I am going to insist that you put down a modicum of that makeup and join me in conversation as we head into a football midweek extravaganza in which the entertainment is going to prepare you for Bad Bunny because all of a sudden football has gotten a little bit better at choosing its entertainment acts.

Speaker 10 And so

Speaker 10 anything that has Jack Black in Detroit is going to, is going to, it's going to, what are you laughing about? Jack White. Yeah, Jack Black is totally different.

Speaker 10 Jack Black is a totally different person.

Speaker 16 You're right. That's a totally different concern.

Speaker 39 Anything that has Jack Black in Detroit, though, I'm in.

Speaker 41 Tenacious D, Dano. Way different show.

Speaker 10 It's a totally different concert, though. Yes, Tenacious D would be wonderful, but not as good as Jack White.

Speaker 25 Mama, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.

Speaker 7 If they're all stuck together, it's one notch out.

Speaker 10 They did, in Madrid, they did Daddy Yankee as a high. They are actually trying to expand across and through music and through,

Speaker 10 I'm going to say what Jay-Z intended in whatever it is that they're doing with their Super Bowl acts. They're going to break out a pregame show for Thanksgiving, right?

Speaker 10 Football's gonna do it giant again.

Speaker 27 They have a halftime show, executive produced by Marshall Mathers, and his first hiring was Jack White, who has been outspoken.

Speaker 13 Now, I don't know about you, but I don't like politics with my music, which is why I think it should be Jason Aldean.

Speaker 41 Let me tell you why.

Speaker 45 In the heartland, his voice matters.

Speaker 34 He doesn't tell you.

Speaker 5 He doesn't tell you what to think.

Speaker 13 He doesn't even ask you if you'd like to. Jason Aldean doesn't think.

Speaker 9 Not a single original thought has crossed through that man's mind.

Speaker 10 Greg, do you know who Marshall Mathers is?

Speaker 32 Leave it to Beaver.

Speaker 10 That's Jerry Mathers.

Speaker 27 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 No, of course I know who Marshall Mather is. I've been a fan of MNM almost as long as I've been a fan of Jimmy Cliff.

Speaker 7 Proud of yourself, you are.

Speaker 44 You've been a fan of the Beatles longer, Greg?

Speaker 40 Yes, I have.

Speaker 32 I saw the Beatles on Ed Sullivan in February 1964.

Speaker 25 You saw me all the way back then. Yes.

Speaker 7 You also said you saw the Wilt game.

Speaker 25 Go ahead and give him the best video.

Speaker 10 There is video music, so he has a lot of money. Have you seen this?

Speaker 24 There is video of the Wilt game.

Speaker 35 Thank you.

Speaker 24 It came out last week.

Speaker 36 You want to pretend it didn't. We all saw it.

Speaker 12 Also, why did Chris Cody speak like Yoda?

Speaker 25 We heard it.

Speaker 39 He was searching for Wilt Chamberlain. He couldn't find it.
It was something that happened.

Speaker 24 I was searching.

Speaker 45 And you choose to ignore it.

Speaker 34 It happened.

Speaker 7 I had a panic in my brain. You should have seen, like, if my Inside Out.

Speaker 46 I felt it.

Speaker 7 Like, Like, have you ever seen the movie Inside Out? There was like two seconds of panic.

Speaker 27 What words are?

Speaker 10 It wasn't just panic. It wasn't just panic.

Speaker 25 That's how it got me the word.

Speaker 24 You tried to fix it on the back end, which is what these pollsters are doing.

Speaker 10 Chris, it's my favorite form of your panic, okay?

Speaker 10 Where I look across your face and there's a blank slate and it's like, you know, what you do register before you register the name Will Chamberlain is. Oh shit.

Speaker 10 This is absolutely a name I should know.

Speaker 7 I'm heckling myself because I just had it in my brain a second ago.

Speaker 28 I'm like, you went to air because you had the name.

Speaker 35 And something happened in this 10 seconds of talking where all of a sudden you don't remember the fucking name.

Speaker 27 I see you. You idiot.

Speaker 10 The fear that sweeps across his face when he recognizes, I'm about to forget Wilt Chamberlain's name if someone doesn't already know.

Speaker 46 I was like, I was trying to make fun of him too.

Speaker 4 I'm like, this guy tried to shit.

Speaker 16 That was the thing I was trying to do.

Speaker 46 See, what's the game?

Speaker 25 Wilt.

Speaker 32 I saw both. I saw Wilt and the baby.

Speaker 7 Almost as much panic when Zaz just stared at me earlier in the show.

Speaker 42 I got confused by George.

Speaker 10 I got confused by Jack Black performing with Eminem in a different political. Although I suspect Jack Black's politics probably run similar to Jack White.

Speaker 13 He said that thing and apologized for it, which is what you should do when you get something wrong.

Speaker 1 Now, there's an injustice, and it's happening right in front of your eyes.

Speaker 12 Two teams played a football game, but the winner doesn't matter because the radical left is telling you the loser is better.

Speaker 10 stop it's woke stop what's wrong it's wrong it's bad

Speaker 10 it can kill you the cadence and your family you're not familiar with it and on top of that

Speaker 25 it is stop it

Speaker 25 Greg what are you doing why are you putting your foot

Speaker 14 stop get out of here don't hit the thing get out of here minor penalty two minutes murdering the show with their bare hands and a dismemberment kit in cold blood

Speaker 32 two-time recipient today why is your foot up on the on the desk my surgically repaired right knee was aching me and I thought it would help help if I stretched it out and elevation.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 18 But that's okay.

Speaker 32 You know, I don't have to.

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Speaker 12 Folks, the leaves are turning.

Speaker 45 The weather's getting a little chillier.

Speaker 41 That means the football games are more important.

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Speaker 7 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 25 You owe me everything.

Speaker 3 You owe me everything. You have added 10 years to my career.
I have. This man has.

Speaker 3 You haven't.

Speaker 3 Who the hell are you?

Speaker 6 Stugats.

Speaker 3 I am.

Speaker 3 Who the hell are you?

Speaker 3 Bullshit.

Speaker 7 You're a rude

Speaker 3 young man! You're a fool!

Speaker 40 You're a fool!

Speaker 25 I already called you a fool.

Speaker 3 You can't help me. You're an idiot again.
It's a fool. You're an idiot twice.

Speaker 24 You're an idiot for dismissing how much I've helped you.

Speaker 7 This is the Dan Lebatar Show with his two guards.

Speaker 10 I was just wondering why it is you jostled the microphone and everything.

Speaker 18 It's gay.

Speaker 32 His trick trick knee?

Speaker 10 You can't stay in here and keep behaving this way. And

Speaker 10 you've got to respect some of the rules around here. You can't just make your own rules.

Speaker 10 Greg, are you okay? We haven't checked in on the status of your trick knee. You seem to have been walking very well since your initial limping.

Speaker 10 No more cane. I doubt you're doing any of the rehab.
My guess is you stubbornly just go right back to living your life the way you were living it before. Nailed it.

Speaker 32 I've done three rehab sessions thus far.

Speaker 7 Skipped the last one.

Speaker 32 I had a fourth one scheduled that I did postpone, but plan to get right back on it.

Speaker 10 Okay, but you're probably supposed to do more than three. Like, you probably, they're probably.

Speaker 32 I've probably done another month, month plus. You like it?

Speaker 7 He keeps complaining about it. He's like, I get tired.
It's like, yeah, that's called working out.

Speaker 32 The rehab's beaten my ass.

Speaker 10 I don't believe that he's used that bicycle in the Barbie room in the last any time recently, except for content.

Speaker 10 I believe the only time he's used it is if he's filming something to be funny on the one thing that he's got in the office that he could use.

Speaker 7 He likes the bit of promoting his podcast by me walking in and like, oh, you interrupted me.

Speaker 24 I was just...

Speaker 10 I want you guys to look at that room, put that room back up, and I want you to see where

Speaker 10 this right here is a legendary journalistic Titan in this market. He has seen soccer grow over 50 years.

Speaker 10 For him to be relegated to the Barbie room as a journalistic icon with that exercise bike that should be hanging laundry on it because it's got cobwebs. He does not use it.

Speaker 10 Anything he says to the otherwise is not true. For you to be, was it on that couch that you were sitting?

Speaker 16 The sad couch?

Speaker 32 Actually, I was so enthralled by the game, I was standing to watch on a story.

Speaker 10 On your trick knee, on your unrehabilitated trick knee.

Speaker 30 I can stand okay.

Speaker 7 My childhood bedroom.

Speaker 32 When I was sitting for a long time, it's when it became a bedroom.

Speaker 25 Because those walls could talk.

Speaker 10 That is, that is Chris's old childhood bedroom.

Speaker 6 Baby. I would say,

Speaker 10 I remember that as a small room, but only because there was a bunk bed in there.

Speaker 10 You were babying on a bunk bed? You were babying on a bunk bed.

Speaker 6 No, I had a real bed in there.

Speaker 46 I was there through high school, Dano.

Speaker 10 Okay, they moved the bunk bed out of there.

Speaker 32 I forgot about that bunk bed. bed thank you for the memories

Speaker 32 anyway mario doesn't look very happy there he agrees with mike

Speaker 18 being cheated out of that lucrative 12th spot

Speaker 32 They really needed Utah to lose. That would have helped.
Wouldn't have been enough, but it would have been a big big help.

Speaker 32 Now they're just relegated to the pipe dream about maybe still making the ACC title game. They need four or five cards to all fall in unison in the same direction like Domino's.

Speaker 32 Very doubtful that it'll happen.

Speaker 10 Why did you begin singing the song memories like a showgirl?

Speaker 10 Is it because you're intoxicated by them making hello into a song that makes you think that now you can be an old, an old vaudevillian singing act

Speaker 10 crooning act that just sings his occasional thoughts.

Speaker 32 Yes, it's because I'm intoxicated in general, not by what they said. But seriously, it was very emotional to hear that song.
I've always been a big fan of Adele's.

Speaker 32 I really have. And the fact that she would do a tribute song to me,

Speaker 32 interspersing my comedic sales.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I mean, it's just special.

Speaker 44 Really special. British superstars, we stick together.

Speaker 32 Thank you, George.

Speaker 10 Georgie. It's not George.
It's...

Speaker 10 Huh? It's Jeremy. It's not George.

Speaker 32 George Harrison, man.

Speaker 35 That's right, Dan.

Speaker 10 Did you guys have any Norm Powell conversation that you wanted to get off the ground between? Because I don't... Look, I'm going to try and explain this,

Speaker 10 but this is an unusual situation that Miami finds itself in where

Speaker 10 they have two known all-stars. And what we've been saying saying for a while is those two known all-stars need a player here who's better than them.
Jimmy Butler was that player.

Speaker 10 They fell into line behind that player. Norman Powell was an almost all-star on a Clippers team that has totally fallen apart without him.

Speaker 10 Kawhi and James Harden, they needed what it is that he was offering because he's the modern days perfect player. We'll play defense for you, will shoot threes crazy, and can go 30 a night.

Speaker 10 Like it has done it three times because of how they're playing, because of how they built the the thing around him. So I'd be curious between two homers how to assess as Tyler Hero, their only

Speaker 10 returning all-star, I shouldn't say their only all-star, Bam's an all-star. Their all-star is returning when it's now Norm Powell's team.

Speaker 10 Like, you know, if they're going to play this way and he's going to be the 30-point a game guy, I'm good with it being his team.

Speaker 42 I mean, I'm good with it too, but the thing that I would add there is the way this team plays, it's not in the type of style where it's so-and-so's team.

Speaker 42 Like, it's such a free-flowing, fast-paced offense. It's not give it to this guy, let him go one-on-one.
He's the number one option.

Speaker 42 I think Hero is going to fit in so perfectly. And to push back a little bit on the whole, you know, the team plays better without him in past years.

Speaker 42 Okay, but this team plays a completely different style than those teams of past years. A style that I believe is going to suit Tyler Hero perfectly.

Speaker 39 And if he's bought in like you said he is, then the offense is going to go great. It just feels weird to say it's Norm Powell's team when he came over and he's the new guy in town.

Speaker 39 Again, has had a better 15-game start than anybody in Heat history. But it's like, how long can this guy continue to do that?

Speaker 39 Was he projected as a guy who's going to score 30 points in the game in the NBA?

Speaker 24 Like, I don't think so.

Speaker 32 I don't think it has to be anybody's team. You know, there's no LeBron James on this team.

Speaker 6 But

Speaker 32 I will say... that

Speaker 32 I lost my training.

Speaker 44 You know what, Greg's absolutely right, Greg. I know what you were trying to say.
We're talking about how can Tyler Hero fit into this team.

Speaker 44 And what we've seen is any given night, anyone can score 30. So why not take a guy we know can score 30 every single night, you know, in Tyler Hero?

Speaker 36 Jeremy, if I may, I don't know if you're seeing this, but you once suffered a grave injustice.

Speaker 13 And Dan once caped up for your cause.

Speaker 36 Wow.

Speaker 41 Remember what happened with UCF 2017? That's right.

Speaker 13 UCF was once in a grieved party.

Speaker 45 And Dan Lebetard, he took to the microphone and he started speaking truths.

Speaker 6 And now he should should absolutely do that because UCF is a very important thing.

Speaker 1 It's so true.

Speaker 2 Like UCF really is an aggrieved party in this entire thing. Like what everyone doesn't seem to understand is that UCF was undefeated.

Speaker 2 Miami is no different than they were before knowing that UCF being in this position and Miami being in this position, the one that they're in is no different.

Speaker 2 And it's the great free state of Florida that has been aggrieved.

Speaker 1 Aggrieved

Speaker 7 today.

Speaker 5 Hi, Greg.

Speaker 32 Hi, Jeremy. It is true that there's no difference between that UCF and this Miami, other than this Miami lost twice to unwrecked teeps.

Speaker 32 But the point I wanted to make about the previous conversation about Norman Powell

Speaker 32 is that Norman Powell.

Speaker 7 Yeah, describe the last minute.

Speaker 10 I told you that that's what was going to happen.

Speaker 7 What? Describe the last minute, Dad.

Speaker 50 What does that mean?

Speaker 44 What do you mean? Recap what happens, Greg.

Speaker 10 I told Mike in the garage that this is is what was gonna happen that was crazy

Speaker 7 it's not even believable that that happened greg what what do you did you notice anything in the last minute yeah what about it i i see

Speaker 35 what am i looking at

Speaker 32 who's that that's george harrison you're jeremy what's a big deal

Speaker 3 wow

Speaker 16 i guess i guess he's

Speaker 28 am i wrong i guess he's right you explain it then i thought we'd big shot

Speaker 24 maybe it isn't a big deal.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 12 We got really excited about it, but I.

Speaker 18 All right. I saw the photo of the four Beatles.

Speaker 6 Okay. It was that guy.

Speaker 9 You don't care. I was calling him Jeremy throughout the show.

Speaker 25 Well, I wasn't.

Speaker 32 I was calling him George.

Speaker 7 Huh. He was right about that.

Speaker 26 You didn't call him Jeremy once.

Speaker 24 No.

Speaker 25 So you didn't know.

Speaker 32 I thought it was George.

Speaker 16 Still do. Okay.

Speaker 8 You're annoying.

Speaker 14 I don't.

Speaker 24 Are you seeing this?

Speaker 15 What's.

Speaker 22 I don't.

Speaker 44 Look. I came in on my day off.

Speaker 12 What's happening right now? Should scare you.

Speaker 13 I mean, because of dementia.

Speaker 32 I don't know what you guys are staring at.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 25 Who have you been doing

Speaker 10 the show with? All show. Who have you been doing the show with? We've done...
We're in our fourth hour. Who have you been talking to? I'll show in that right corner.

Speaker 32 George Harrison.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you mentioned mentioned that. Yeah.

Speaker 25 But who was. How many times do you want to ask me then?

Speaker 44 Greg George Harrison was stabbed to death in 1999.

Speaker 32 That's fake news.

Speaker 44 Who did I've been told he died of cancer? That news article I read earlier was wrong. Don't trust Wikipedia.

Speaker 41 Who do you think that's a problem? Who do you think

Speaker 10 is? You've been talking to Jeremy for three hours without realizing that it's not Jeremy.

Speaker 32 Right. I knew it was not Jeremy.

Speaker 8 My God.

Speaker 41 You're going to do this?

Speaker 10 Nobody in the audience knew it wasn't Jeremy. Nobody in the audience knew it wasn't wasn't Jeremy.

Speaker 10 This was a joke exclusively meant to fool you, and now you're pretending that you're the only one who knew now at the big payoff moment.

Speaker 10 You're the only one who knew that that was Jeremy's brother, not Jeremy. You're the only one who knew that.

Speaker 42 And you chose not to say anything for three hours.

Speaker 32 No, I thought it was George Harrison.

Speaker 25 You guys don't get that.

Speaker 50 Just won't give up.

Speaker 7 You're playing defense right now. Great defense you're playing.

Speaker 10 This should scare you.

Speaker 13 I know it scares me.

Speaker 40 Go on.

Speaker 37 A third run.

Speaker 14 Minor Penny Twins murdering the show with their bare hands and a dismemberment kit in cold blood.

Speaker 32 So that whole thing was an elaborate joke just to fool me.

Speaker 10 There we go. Greg, you have to leave now.
And the audience.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Which

Speaker 10 somehow fooled the audience, but not you.

Speaker 28 Right, well.

Speaker 10 So everyone on the internet watching this, no one knew for three hours that that wasn't Jeremy, except for you.

Speaker 29 You're the only one who knew.

Speaker 10 That's amazing. Thank you.
That you would be that clear-eyed about

Speaker 10 that not being Jeremy.

Speaker 45 You're not asking for much.

Speaker 24 All we want you to say is look over and be like, holy shit.

Speaker 10 No, he didn't give us anything.

Speaker 25 Jesus, like, you just are.

Speaker 36 Have you seen this? It's two guys. I thought it was one.

Speaker 5 That's crazy.

Speaker 46 Is this how you would react?

Speaker 4 Like, if you found out your wife was cheating on you, you'd just like walk and be like, huh, I knew that.

Speaker 32 So it's a Jeremy impersonator.

Speaker 33 It's a big deal.

Speaker 10 It's not a Jeremy impersonator.

Speaker 44 You're right, Greg. Supernormal thing that happens on the show all the time.
Thank you.

Speaker 13 I'm leaving this one confused.

Speaker 45 Yeah, honestly. Like, I don't know why we do anything.

Speaker 24 All of this is stupid. It's wrong.

Speaker 7 At least my dad gave us this payoff.

Speaker 10 Don't do this. It's woke.

Speaker 27 Don't do this.

Speaker 10 I'm going to end the segment.

Speaker 24 End the segment. End the segment.

Speaker 27 End it.

Speaker 8 No, I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 44 And it's gay.

Speaker 15 Oh,

Speaker 28 George.

Speaker 1 Wow.

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Speaker 21 There's sunglasses in boxes today.

Speaker 21 Putting my bed in the hospital,

Speaker 21 ending our lives all the same.

Speaker 7 Stugats.

Speaker 7 It's the final night gown

Speaker 7 This is the Dan Levatar Show with the Stugats

Speaker 15 Something in the way

Speaker 15 he moves

Speaker 21 Says he might be Jeremy's brother

Speaker 21 But that'd be a weird thing to fool me

Speaker 22 I don't wanna ask them now

Speaker 15 They never believe me anyhow

Speaker 15 Is that a weird

Speaker 15 process?

Speaker 15 Is that mustache fake for the show?

Speaker 15 I don't know,

Speaker 15 I

Speaker 15 don't know.

Speaker 10 Zazzla remains stunned that Greg Cody had no reaction to anything there.

Speaker 10 Chris and his fury has been a source of entertainment throughout the break, where Tony and Jeremy are roaring with laughter at their dad, at Chris's dad being Maximum his dad, pretending to be unsurprised by something that fooled the entirety of the audience.

Speaker 7 And then we explained it to him afterwards. He's just like, yeah.

Speaker 9 Oh, then I thought you just got someone to dress up.

Speaker 24 It's like, just give me a reaction.

Speaker 35 Give me something.

Speaker 46 Chris's going to have a surprise. You're just still just like sitting there like,

Speaker 17 you're still acting like, I don't understand.

Speaker 39 Or the initial explanation.

Speaker 42 I thought it was George Harrison.

Speaker 3 Like, what?

Speaker 30 Okay, so it's someone who looks like Jeremy that we were supposed to think was Jeremy.

Speaker 1 I get it. We all knew it wasn't.

Speaker 24 Did you think it was Jeremy?

Speaker 9 At any point, where you're like, that's not Jeremy.

Speaker 18 No, I thought it was. Sure.

Speaker 3 Okay. That's a reaction.

Speaker 17 Once Jeremy emerges, you'd think that he wasn't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you didn't think, like, wow, you got me.

Speaker 25 That's like a good reaction.

Speaker 10 Let's get Juju's thoughts on this. I believe

Speaker 10 that he sides with Greg Cody as he always does. Juju, what are your thoughts here?

Speaker 51 I thought it was a wonderful transition, man. Like, when I first saw it, I was like, huh.

Speaker 51 And then I looked at the audience and they didn't understand. They didn't react at all.
Like, for the first couple of times y'all showed them, it was about time 20. Then they was like, wait a second.

Speaker 51 That's not Jeremy. And it was just one brother.
So salute to the audience.

Speaker 10 But we're wrong for being mad at Greg Cody for taking his personal pride and

Speaker 10 getting in the way of tripping the show's joke, ability to do the the joke.

Speaker 51 Right. Know your team, mate, brother.
That's true. You don't pass Nick Young the ball and don't expect him to chuck one.
There you go. Come on, we know my brother.

Speaker 25 Really fucked up.

Speaker 40 Meeting Nick Young like that.

Speaker 16 I thought we had every angle covered.

Speaker 41 I guess quality losses matter.

Speaker 41 Swaggy P?

Speaker 42 Am I the only one who finds it a little bit unsettling to Jeremy's right there?

Speaker 10 I don't think that we've gotten to enough NFL football today, so let's do top five Shutta Kuddhas from NFL Sunday with Jujugati.

Speaker 10 And we'll do some stat of the day, some MVP of the day, and some listener comments as well. Let's start with your top five shutta-kudas from NFL Sunday.
What do you got? Any OLI?

Speaker 51 OLI, I'm not even going to touch my bills. They didn't happen on Sunday, so I'm not going to go there, Fire Joe Brady.

Speaker 51 Number five, and remember, these plays, if they wouldn't have happened, they would have won this game. Number five, although you said, Dan, Michael Wilson spending that ball took some time.

Speaker 51 It didn't take too much time out. They still ran that clock down.
But if the Cardinals kicker had made a 33-yard field goal in that game, they would have won.

Speaker 10 The Jags.

Speaker 16 Jags are such losers.

Speaker 41 Trevor Lawrence sucks. I'm sorry.

Speaker 42 I can't not say it anymore. He sucks.

Speaker 10 Okay, that's a little strong and right. Doesn't have a lot of nuance in it.

Speaker 51 Not neither. Right.
And they almost lost the game on that Tim Patrick blunder. He didn't even turn around for the ball, but they recovered.

Speaker 47 Whose fault was that?

Speaker 28 Whose fault was that?

Speaker 10 Was that?

Speaker 10 I don't assume that it's the receiver's fault when Trevor Lawrence airmailed twenty.

Speaker 51 I assume it is, bro. Let's cut my bless on slack.
Number four.

Speaker 51 Number four:

Speaker 51 the Giants should have kicked the field goal.

Speaker 5 Thank you.

Speaker 5 Thank you.

Speaker 51 Never would have saw overtime. Yes.
Never would have even sniffed it. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 51 Number 38.

Speaker 51 Number three, Xavier Gibson of the Eagles. Let the punt drop on the one.
Don't try to feel damned.

Speaker 40 That's crazy.

Speaker 39 That was an incredible play by number 38, Elijah Clark, who got pushed three times, got up, and did what?

Speaker 9 Zaz?

Speaker 39 Put a hat on the ball. That's what you were supposed to do on the cover turn team, buddy.

Speaker 9 You like the hat on the ball?

Speaker 41 I'm okay with that.

Speaker 39 You know what happened this week, right?

Speaker 42 I know there's lots of punchouts.

Speaker 39 I know.

Speaker 39 But you know who got an extension?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know about that landman, all right?

Speaker 40 Make sure you know about that lamb man.

Speaker 10 But that was that was an exercise in courage, what Elijah Clark did on that play, on that play for Dallas.

Speaker 10 And he got pushed 15 yards and and uh and Greg Cody was unsurprised by it.

Speaker 32 Correct, takes a lot to surprise me, Dan.

Speaker 35 Been around

Speaker 35 clearly, been around the block.

Speaker 51 Number two,

Speaker 51 it was fourth and four. The Colts got to go for that in the fourth quarter.
Are you just going to punt the ball to Patrick Mahomes?

Speaker 16 So scared.

Speaker 10 Just backpedaling the entire fourth quarter.

Speaker 47 Right.

Speaker 10 Just backpedaling.

Speaker 51 They weren't even on their side of the field. They could have went for that.
Mahomes has not gotten that.

Speaker 10 Mahomes didn't even get him on every drive. He went out on one drive and had to punt, but they just kept backpedaling.
Like, they were so scared of that team.

Speaker 42 I don't think the Colts had one first down from the fourth quarter into overtime, did they?

Speaker 10 When I tell you, when the fourth quarter started, down 20-9, it's the biggest comeback of Mahomes' career. You're surprised by that.
It doesn't sound like that.

Speaker 25 That can't be right, though, Dan.

Speaker 10 I know it sounds like

Speaker 10 they trade on by no family. It doesn't sound right now.

Speaker 39 They were down 21-0 against the Texans in 2020.

Speaker 10 Non-playoffs, yes. That was the first time that they did it, but down in the fourth quarter, down 11 in the fourth quarter.
They made their way back in the first quarter the first time.

Speaker 10 That drive didn't even have him scoring every time. All it was was a touchdown, a two-point conversion, and a field-go to tie.
Correct?

Speaker 10 Like, it wasn't even two touchdowns, but it it was 300 yards to 18. The Colts shit themselves in the fourth quarter.
They've got the MVP.

Speaker 10 You're arguing all season about who's the MVP in their backfield, and they both did nothing in the fourth quarter against the champion when you could have ended their season.

Speaker 25 I mean, that's it.

Speaker 10 And then Stafford's better than all of them.

Speaker 46 Close-up shops over.

Speaker 51 Number one: the Minnesota Vikings should have built a time machine, went back, and kept Sam Darno and Daniel Jones because P.U.

Speaker 42 It's rough. Sucks.

Speaker 42 It feels like their process was right,

Speaker 42 the Vikings, but hold on.

Speaker 24 Hold on, what's the process?

Speaker 7 The process was we're going to take him because he said he'd run through a wall. Because Harbaugh hit him for

Speaker 7 a while.

Speaker 42 They drafted a quarterback top 10. I believe he was number 10 overall, right?

Speaker 42 They drafted a quarterback top 10 and they clearly believe in that guy and they wanted to stick with what their, you know, scouts told them instead of giving Sam Darnold, who had one good year in his career, an incredible amount of money.

Speaker 42 Like the process was right, and it's turning out to be franchise altering wrong.

Speaker 39 Now you waste a very good roster with a quarterback who's not good with one of the best receivers in the league with a bunch of defensive.

Speaker 10 Wait a minute. We're doing some revisionist history.

Speaker 46 Wait a minute.

Speaker 10 Five J.J. McCarthy starts ago.
You guys all told me Kevin O'Connell can do that with quarterbacks. Every one of you was telling me that Kevin O'Connell can just do that.

Speaker 10 That's the amazing gift he has. He can do it with Daniel Jones.
He could do it with Sam Darnold and he can't do it with this guy. That was five get five stars.

Speaker 10 That guy had a fourth quarter and all of you were telling me that Kevin O'Connell knows how to make quarterback.

Speaker 40 He's essentially a rookie.

Speaker 11 He's a rookie. I mean, right?

Speaker 24 Week one matters.

Speaker 12 Week one matters.

Speaker 25 What we see in week one is Monday night football, week one.

Speaker 10 You guys all

Speaker 10 was Kyle Shanahan based on one fourth quarter he had on Monday night football.

Speaker 24 He's been hurt.

Speaker 10 He's not, he can't play.

Speaker 35 Okay, fine. You're right.
What do you want?

Speaker 3 He's been hurt. What do you want?

Speaker 1 I mean, Kevin O'Connell deserved that kind of patience, right?

Speaker 28 He's still young.

Speaker 40 So we were wrong.

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 24 I mean, let it go.

Speaker 1 You were right about something.

Speaker 3 Congrats.

Speaker 51 Speaking of patience, my patience was kind of tried today. And one of my teammates hit me up and wanted me to speak up.
You feel me?

Speaker 51 Totally not with this. Salute to Kirsten.
You feel me? Great singing. But another one of our teammates texted me and said they felt very very uncomfortable today.

Speaker 51 And I hate to bring it up here, but I have to.

Speaker 51 The couch in the back, bro, he didn't necessarily consent to those,

Speaker 51 you know what I'm saying, that was happening to it back there. I think I want to report that to HR.

Speaker 34 Why?

Speaker 45 Greg didn't even know anything was happening at the time.

Speaker 41 He thought it was totally normal that I was just

Speaker 43 in a couch.

Speaker 26 I'm sure that went over his head, too.

Speaker 24 Why do we do anything?

Speaker 42 I saw Mike with his pants down.

Speaker 10 Can you give me the stat of the day music, please, Chris Cody, can you find me the stat of the day music, please? You're still annoyed with him. This music will make you happier, won't it?

Speaker 38 Start of the day, start of the day. It is a start of the day.

Speaker 7 This is a stat segment.

Speaker 38 Start of the day, start of the day. It is your start of the day.

Speaker 38 Start of the day, start of the day. It is here, start of the day.

Speaker 38 Start of the day, start of the day. It is here, start of the day.

Speaker 51 brothers. George Pickens, right now, individually has 1,044 receiving yards on the season to date.

Speaker 51 The entire Pittsburgh wide receiver corpse only has 1,009 yards. Third-round pick and a sixth-round pick.
Back to you.

Speaker 42 If DK Metcalf didn't look like he's chiseled out of stone,

Speaker 3 would we think he's that good?

Speaker 39 We've had this conversation earlier. I think it was before you were here, Zaz.

Speaker 45 Like, he's not that good.

Speaker 39 Like, he was never their number one. He just was number one in stature.

Speaker 24 Tyler Walkett was the really boss.

Speaker 10 One of the things that happened yesterday, I mean, yeah, it's also

Speaker 10 fast for his size, but Smith and Jigba is having a better season already than any Seattle receiver ever. Like, through 11 games, he's already having a better statistical season.

Speaker 10 We're going to continue with the post-game show with Juju. We've got more things to get to after this.

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