Hour 1: Not The Best Judgement

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Speaker 17 So, of course, I have all of my football analysis wrong because I am feeding into the drama of the Eagles and the Chiefs when Stafford's got 24 touchdowns and zero interceptions over the last six weeks of football, and the Rams have sort of perfected what Daniel Jones isn't exactly going to travel with on the road.

Speaker 22 Everyone knows that unless I'm making it like zero degrees in the cold, that Stafford can bring that offense

Speaker 19 and nine completions to Puka, wherever it is that that traveling circus goes.

Speaker 25 Wasn't Stafford's career almost over in training camp when they thought he couldn't play because he has a bad back?

Speaker 6 I thought he was going to the Giants.

Speaker 19 Didn't Diana Rossini said that that was a real thing.

Speaker 28 So

Speaker 22 we talk a lot about the drama and the teams that have been there.

Speaker 32 It ignores some things about that team, does it not, given that they traded for Stafford over Goff because McVay was like, yeah, I'll go with this quarterback.

Speaker 31 That quarterback is going to make me lose to Brady 13-3 in a Super Bowl that Belichick won for Brady.

Speaker 25 And by the way, they lost one of the best defensive players in league history two years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 33 Oh, their defense is great.

Speaker 29 They are great at all the things.

Speaker 19 They're a great organization.

Speaker 14 Look, McVay had one of the rarest of coaching and broadcasting opportunities before Tom Brady got the 375 mil with the streaming service money and the broadcasting explosion.

Speaker 4 Sean McVay had the chance to be the voice for football the way John Madden was by just leaving football at the top of football because he could have had any broadcasting job at the very height of the food chain.

Speaker 1 Oh, he could still do that.

Speaker 23 Would have skipped every line, but chose to keep coaching because he prefers to do that.

Speaker 37 And it's...

Speaker 6 He's gamed the system like when Stafford's your quarterback.

Speaker 23 Like they have figured out a perfection of motion and chemistry in their offense, whether it's Cooper Cup, like you don't need to have someone who's actually as good as Smith and Jigba, right?

Speaker 36 Like you only need to have either Cooper Cup or Puka or Devontae Adams, or they'll do it with Higby, or they'll do it to Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 39 They'll do it at the Eagles. They'll do it everywhere.

Speaker 23 Like they'll, Stafford will be the only thing that actually dethrones Brady through his runs,

Speaker 39 through his playoff runs. He goes through Breeze, Mahomes, and Rodgers in one postseason, but

Speaker 39 it was Stafford throwing deep to Cooper Cup that knocked Brady out of another playoff, correct?

Speaker 8 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 42 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 21 Yep.

Speaker 29 Like that, Stafford has quietly had such an amazing back end of his career to become a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 43 I mean, think about the first part of his career.

Speaker 25 Like, I don't know if he was considered a loser, but he was considered as a guy who was never going to win. And I understand a lot of that is because it was Detroit, you know?

Speaker 25 But man, like, and those Detroit teams with Calvin Johnson, how dysfunctional were they? That this is what we're getting out of Matthew Stafford now in the latter.

Speaker 31 But you know, the answer to this question, which is, this is one of the amazing things about Dan Campbell's ascendants there.

Speaker 31 The backstory, and I say this all the time of the Lions, two of their best players, they made them quit.

Speaker 24 Calvin Johnson and Perry Sanders ended their careers early, and Stafford was tired of giving his body.

Speaker 20 out in on that surface every season because he never misses games like he's insanely tough, somehow, still playing games, bad, back, or not.

Speaker 22 Like, that guy became the highest-paid quarterback in the league in Detroit, and he was the only good thing about the team.

Speaker 23 He's the only reason anyone thought they'd win a playoff game. But he was viewed as a career loser because of it,

Speaker 39 because he merely got the organization to a better place than it ever been with Barry Sanders and with Calvin Johnson.

Speaker 44 Like, he's the best thing that ever happened to Detroit.

Speaker 8 Am I wrong?

Speaker 39 I mean, that's arguable, but what's him or Barry Sanders? In terms of winning, playoff winning, relevance, can we beat Romo?

Speaker 39 It was like the only other time we've seen Detroit be relevant is when Stafford made them so, correct?

Speaker 25 I mean, I think Barry Sanders ultimately is going to be revered more than Stafford and Detroit.

Speaker 10 I mean, it depends how far you're going to go back. They did win NFL championships in the league.

Speaker 13 We're not going back that far.

Speaker 10 Okay, with Bobby Lane, the quarterback.

Speaker 22 You want to give him the back in my day music?

Speaker 34 He can tell us all that he wants about the 1950s Detroit Lions.

Speaker 49 That's not race history.

Speaker 10 That's all I'm saying. Have they ever won a Super Bowl? No.

Speaker 25 Oh, there it is. That's what matters.

Speaker 10 Have they won NFL championships?

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 28 They are a laughingstock American franchise

Speaker 8 for all time. You can't just erase history.

Speaker 1 That's not good either. You have to highlight it.
Look, a lot of people were in a lot of bad situations. You can explain it.
Context matters. Like being head-to-head on a football field.

Speaker 51 That you said. Not again with this.

Speaker 13 I'm not again with this.

Speaker 46 What are you laughing at?

Speaker 8 Looks like a raccoon.

Speaker 6 Craig, he is wearing a lot of makeup.

Speaker 51 Greg,

Speaker 23 can you be...

Speaker 6 Mike accuses me of contrivance.

Speaker 14 What was your real feeling yesterday, ostratized to a corner of your home, to watch Lionel Messi shamed by your family into you will not be as important as the four back games?

Speaker 10 I was honored to be watching Leonel Messi on that stage perform like he did.

Speaker 10 It's an honor to watch that guy play. It really is.
I mean, and I don't probably think that way about any other athlete in any other sport.

Speaker 45 LeBron, I would say LeBron,

Speaker 28 you don't think it's an honor to get to watch LeBron play for 23 years?

Speaker 1 At his age, yeah, yeah, at his age.

Speaker 53 Steph Curry?

Speaker 10 Less than LeBron, but yes.

Speaker 26 Steph, you don't, I mean, that's 17 years, amazingly enough.

Speaker 25 Like, you haven't enjoyed these last three plus years of Messi more than the four years you watched LeBron, right?

Speaker 33 I would say it's comparable, though.

Speaker 10 Really? And

Speaker 10 I would say it's comparable. And the point is, in terms of American sports fans, there's still such a gulf there where we don't appreciate what we have.
We meaning American sports fans.

Speaker 10 We don't appreciate what we have in in Messi, whereas we do with somebody like Tom Brady or LeBron James because they're big national news.

Speaker 10 Leon Messi is at his best on a big stage yesterday, and everybody's watching Red Zone instead.

Speaker 37 How big a mistake, Mike, was the Apple TV thing when they are saying, and we've been talking about this for a while because it's been a bit appalling, the amount of greed that has to go into paying for all these things, which ultimately comes out of the pocket of the customer, making Inner Miami, in Miami a really elite franchise, even though there are plenty of people who don't have money, who won't be gouged, who also love Leonel Messi, would like to be watching the games on Apple TV, but don't want to pay for Apple TV Plus extra plus and have to get soccer without their regular Apple.

Speaker 20 So, one of the things Apple has done, which we know how much money Apple makes, they are one of the global corporate giants that run everything in the economy and they can do whatever they want.

Speaker 41 How bad a mistake was it to have Lionel Messi telling this part of his story this gracefully and not have the attendant support around it so that it's accessible to people who can't get over the paywall to see the story told, to have the broadcasters frame the relevance of the event?

Speaker 31 How much did they price out? How big a mistake was it to price out some audience by not allowing any of this to be televised?

Speaker 1 They don't even put out the numbers. They don't want you to see how bad this is.
Can you imagine? Numbers so bad, not releasing them? That should scare you and your family.

Speaker 13 This is all I'm going to get from you today.

Speaker 6 You're going to continue to be furious.

Speaker 1 You have to become undeniable because if you allow this to happen, you perpetuate a narrative. You're not doing anything about it.
Then you're stuck with it. And so is your family.
That's wrong.

Speaker 8 Have you seen these polls?

Speaker 1 While the narrative is around the committee, the pollsters are getting off easy.

Speaker 46 Let's do funniest things from the sports.

Speaker 8 Are getting off easy.

Speaker 8 I've seen some of these pollsters.

Speaker 1 Did you know? One of them is Israel Gutierrez. Whoa.

Speaker 45 Oh, don't do this.

Speaker 28 We should get a hold of him.

Speaker 7 We should offer him more money.

Speaker 1 Don't do this. I'm suggesting we pay Israel.
We continue to pay Israel.

Speaker 31 And when

Speaker 47 he even ranks us ahead of notice, let's do the funniest, funny.

Speaker 8 We should give more money to Israel.

Speaker 47 Funniest thing from the sports.

Speaker 53 Dan, first, please.

Speaker 43 We've obtained a photo. We've obtained the photo, the photo that we've wanted all morning morning of the Barbie room.

Speaker 13 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 28 So you're going someplace else with the show though?

Speaker 43 No, no, we can go to funniest thing, but I just, I knew that as soon as we got this photo, you'd want to know.

Speaker 20 You did know this, and there it is.

Speaker 48 So let's take a look at where it is.

Speaker 26 Greg Cody was watching Messi in the exercise room.

Speaker 19 There is a photo of Greg Cody in the corner there, not surprisingly, a photo of a dog, some family photos.

Speaker 2 It looks just like Jumpin' Charlie.

Speaker 31 It is.

Speaker 22 I think we can say, do I have this wrong?

Speaker 26 Please tell me I have this wrong.

Speaker 8 This is an old person's view of a room a granddaughter should have.

Speaker 43 My childhood bedroom right here.

Speaker 1 Appears to be a dog, dressed as a general. It is.
This is concerning. And it's wrong.
And woke. And gay.

Speaker 14 Zaslow, Tony is not the best judgment, and I'm having a difficulty wrangling the show today.

Speaker 48 And Tony has suggested that he wants to do his top five earlier than he usually does.

Speaker 19 The thing that's been happening with his top fives is is he does them Tuesday, Wednesday, last week, Thursday.

Speaker 45 Everything's been chewed up.

Speaker 31 Everything is no good because it's already been said.

Speaker 5 He's got no new thoughts on a Thursday, but now he's decided to do this from a Metro mover.

Speaker 6 He is using public transportation in Miami.

Speaker 11 I don't trust the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 44 He does. So let's see what we've got, Tony.
He told me you're ready. You just got the video now.

Speaker 8 You're on

Speaker 6 public transportation.

Speaker 44 Let's do it.

Speaker 31 Tony's top five.

Speaker 2 Dano, we are live here from the Metro.

Speaker 57 We are literally moving right now.

Speaker 2 And no, I was actually in delay because I didn't want the cop to come and stop me. So I think we're trying to hide from the cop real quick.
So I only have five, okay? No OLI.

Speaker 2 We're going to go straight to it.

Speaker 8 Why would a cop bother you?

Speaker 40 Why does it sound like you feel like you're doing something illegal, like you're being watched?

Speaker 48 Do you think you have to have a license to do this?

Speaker 1 You're just going to ask him for documentation.

Speaker 8 Oh, he's coming.

Speaker 57 You see him right there?

Speaker 2 You saw him? You saw him?

Speaker 1 He's right there.

Speaker 8 Number five.

Speaker 2 No, my issue is that summer five. Yo, J.J.

Speaker 8 McCarthy sucks.

Speaker 5 Okay, you guys, you guys thought he put one good quarter together, and you guys think a quarterback's just coming to the league has been hidden by Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 8 Sucker.

Speaker 6 National champion. What?

Speaker 10 He's a sucker.

Speaker 43 Let me remind the people really quick that Tony's top five is presented by Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the National Football League. Smirnoff, please drink responsibly.

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Speaker 48 Tony, I love how you're doing this, where you're looking around, you seem like you're suspicious, you're giving off suspicion.

Speaker 6 Yes, so somebody's going to stop you.

Speaker 44 No, you've got to do this.

Speaker 40 You're probably doing something illegal. Number four.

Speaker 2 Number four, nice story, but the Bucs are cooked.

Speaker 31 So that's it. So Carolina's going to win the division.

Speaker 8 So

Speaker 8 I said their season was done five weeks ago.

Speaker 31 So Carolina's going to win the division.

Speaker 2 I've never seen Tony scared before.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he looks a little scared. Well, because he's out in the wild.

Speaker 34 Look, there are ICE agents around.

Speaker 59 He's back. Guys, we're moving fast, by the way.
We're moving fast.

Speaker 2 I don't know if you guys can see that. It's more of like, I need to make sure that I got a good base because this thing can stop and I can fly like six feet back that way.

Speaker 8 Yes, this thing is no joke.

Speaker 6 Yes, well, you should be holding on. Why don't you just hold on to a rail because you're too much of a man?

Speaker 60 Number three.

Speaker 57 No, because I need my hands.

Speaker 2 Number three.

Speaker 2 Number three.

Speaker 2 Is Gibbs, is Jameer Gibbs better than Barry Sanders?

Speaker 61 I'll let you guys think about and chew that for a second.

Speaker 19 Okay, so what did he have? Like 260 scrimmage yards?

Speaker 8 Yeah, line.

Speaker 8 Yeah, yeah, he's really good.

Speaker 57 It feels like he might be better than Barry.

Speaker 8 Yeah, okay, very good.

Speaker 57 I got to make sure.

Speaker 2 I got to pretend like I'm not doing it, guys. Hold on.

Speaker 19 That is so disrespectful, what you just said.

Speaker 43 Look, anyone else rooting for him to get kicked off? No,

Speaker 48 what I'm rooting for is somebody to punish him for that take. Like, that is terrible to say Jameer Gibbs is Barry Sanders.

Speaker 22 Like, this shows you don't know anything about anything.

Speaker 10 Lobos tried to acquire Gibbs in a trade.

Speaker 3 Number two.

Speaker 8 People must be so confused.

Speaker 59 They are. They are very confused.

Speaker 2 Number two, we need a new wing of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, just named Gunslingers, in which Jameis Winston is first ballot.

Speaker 8 Gunslinger Hall of Fame wing.

Speaker 8 Gun wingers.

Speaker 22 Look, his open field stiff arm.

Speaker 16 How great was that play?

Speaker 20 And a spin.

Speaker 39 The Giants screwing around, throwing to Jameis Winston in the open field, covered.

Speaker 25 He got a 50-50 ball.

Speaker 8 And then he stiff armed and spun into the end zone.

Speaker 8 It might be the best play of the season.

Speaker 25 It was so quinetic to the dice celebration.

Speaker 44 It was the greatest moment of yesterday. It was.
Number one, Tony.

Speaker 2 Really quick on Jameis Winston. He's never going to make it anywhere near any sort of Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 But like, what he does on a day in and day out, week in and week out, game in and game out basis, should be celebrated.

Speaker 2 Okay, we need to have some sort of celebration of Jameis Winston playing in and field play.

Speaker 48 No, just Sundays.

Speaker 6 Just Sundays.

Speaker 8 You're not there in the locker room. Maybe on a case.

Speaker 8 You're not there in the locker room.

Speaker 2 You don't know what he's doing.

Speaker 8 That guy's the worst.

Speaker 57 You know what he's doing in that locker room?

Speaker 2 Oh, shut up, George.

Speaker 8 Number one.

Speaker 41 You shut up. You take that back.

Speaker 8 Back it up.

Speaker 1 No, you shut up.

Speaker 8 No, you shut up.

Speaker 2 I take that part back. I take that.
Shut up back. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 No, you shut up.

Speaker 2 They're stopping the train, guys. Hold on.
I got to make sure that... Hold on.

Speaker 57 Oh, the guy's right there.

Speaker 8 There he comes. Hold up.
Police officer.

Speaker 57 He's right right behind me hold up hold up hold up yeah that's yeah he's a police guy oh they opened the doors again

Speaker 8 shut up for a second

Speaker 57 number one tony you want to turn around show him show the police officer witch will you know you want to whisper yeah number one number one hold on number one

Speaker 2 pack it up i've seen all there is to see give matthew stafford the mv the mvp and close up shop we're done he's the mvp of the season we're done no more mvp talk stafford's the mvp it's over

Speaker 2 there's a dog on the train hello cops are looking for a moment i want to do it here every week. Every week.
We just said it on no.

Speaker 34 All right, we'll do it next week as well.

Speaker 19 We'll do it here every week.

Speaker 48 Yes, we should. Yes, you could.

Speaker 48 Yeah, like you, a little bit scared, a little bit less confident than usual. That's a good character.

Speaker 28 I want to do this more often.

Speaker 8 You see him? You see him?

Speaker 22 It's public transit.

Speaker 44 Yeah, you're scared. You're doing illegal things.

Speaker 34 This is not allowed. You have to have a liking.

Speaker 19 He could be arrested.

Speaker 11 Yes, that's correct. All right.

Speaker 47 See you later.

Speaker 8 Where are you coming later?

Speaker 8 You look somehow

Speaker 47 less brown than Mike.

Speaker 48 He doesn't know where he goes.

Speaker 19 He doesn't know where the public transit goes.

Speaker 12 He's going all over downtown Miami.

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Speaker 50 I want to address Tony and all men who would wear that shirt in public. Stugats.
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Speaker 63 Let's get to funniest thing from the sports weekend. I don't want to go to you, Mike.
What do you want? What do you want to do?

Speaker 63 I mean, what are you doing?

Speaker 42 What I want.

Speaker 26 It's an interesting way to frame things.

Speaker 1 What I want is the truth. What I want is head-to-head to matter.
We're obsessing over the wrong things. Strength of schedule, strength of record.
They talk about I test. Miami passes the eye test.

Speaker 1 Miami is the hottest quarterback in the nation. They're playing their best football in November.
Yet people don't want to talk about that. That's wrong.
It's unjust. It should scare you.

Speaker 50 It's woke.

Speaker 34 Let's do the funniest thing from the sports weekend, please.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 31 Again.

Speaker 60 Hey, people, tell us what in the sport made you laugh harder this weekend. It is a segment we call what made you laugh this weekend.

Speaker 8 Ha ha ha!

Speaker 58 Jeremy.

Speaker 64 Dan, I don't know if you were watching the Cleveland game, but Jerry Judy was running around with probably the most confidence I've ever seen, holding the ball away from his body in a way that makes you think, oh, this is going to be a fumble, isn't it?

Speaker 64 And then before you could get that thought out, here comes the punch, so far away from his body that it didn't even matter, Zaslow.

Speaker 25 Look, stop tweeting at me. Do I know about that landman?

Speaker 25 It's non-stop. It's non-stop tweets.
Do I know about that landman? And let me get something... Let me make something perfectly clear here.

Speaker 25 I don't have a problem with punching the football to create a fumble. I have a problem when you punch and you miss the football and punch a player.

Speaker 25 That to me doesn't seem like it should be a legal play. But all in all, stop asking me if I know about that landman.
I know about that landman.

Speaker 6 Got an extension, didn't he? Yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah. That's it.

Speaker 25 My mentions were chaos this weekend because he got an extension.

Speaker 17 Look, you're publicly anti-landman, or you're publicly anti-supporting the punching of landman when he runs around there just punching people and causing footballs to come flying out.

Speaker 19 It seems like a valuable resource to have in that sport.

Speaker 25 Yeah, just all I'm saying is punching players during play shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 50 Yeah, worse than a tush push.

Speaker 26 Controversial, controversial take.

Speaker 17 How are we enjoying all the permutations of changed 60-yard plays off the tush-push now, where Mark Andrews is rumbling through your open field, where the only big plays, that was 15 games the Browns had gone without a 50-yard pass.

Speaker 6 The only big giant plays you get in these games where Daniel Jones can't get the ball 20 yards downfield is tush-push derivative, is some sort of fakey play that allows you to run in the open field.

Speaker 10 Yeah, terrible, fraudulent disgrace to the NFL. I am glad that the Browns won, though, because I picked the Browns.
We went 13 and one

Speaker 47 last weekend.

Speaker 8 Wait a minute.

Speaker 54 We also had Dallas. Did you see what he just did there?

Speaker 61 Did you see what?

Speaker 29 I asked you a question about a play, and you said disgrace to the the league, and you just wanted to get

Speaker 6 how good you were on your picks.

Speaker 10 Well, it was a poor question, and everybody's wondering what I meant

Speaker 10 how I finished with my picks, because after I lost the game Thursday night, although I did have Texans with the points, I went on a heat, a weekend-long heater, finished 13-1,

Speaker 10 the best record, best weekly record in PFPI so far this season.

Speaker 3 Craig, by the way.

Speaker 58 I asked you a question, a serious football question.

Speaker 48 You did the lazy it's a disgrace it's an embarrassment and then went straight to telling us how you went 13 and one on your picks this week and it wasn't against the spread just overall yeah 13 13 and one congratulations you beat the lions to beat the giants congratulations what was the one you lost they were uh buffalo houston although i did have texans with the points but when you call something an embarrassment and a disgrace that's such strong language but you don't need it elitation no but you don't need it elaboration needed no you didn't have any real feel

Speaker 39 It's an embarrassment and a disgrace that there are 60-yards runs off of the permutation of the tush push.

Speaker 28 Yes.

Speaker 39 It's an embarrassment and a disgrace.

Speaker 8 Correct.

Speaker 42 Correct.

Speaker 10 The NFL should ban it all.

Speaker 60 They should ban it all, including the punch.

Speaker 10 You know, I mean, when Zaz is right, I agree with him. You know, Jay-Z had that one right.
I agreed with him.

Speaker 6 He called you Jay-Z?

Speaker 53 It's whatever.

Speaker 52 He calls you Jay-Z as if you're chummy.

Speaker 53 It's whatever.

Speaker 14 Mike, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 1 Have you seen this?

Speaker 1 The AP poll came out, and pollsters are ranking Notre Dame ahead of Miami, citing that Notre Dame looks like a totally different team since they played and lost to Miami.

Speaker 1 Where I come from, that success should also be attributed to Miami. That's right, Notre Dame's success is Miami's success.

Speaker 8 It's a tiebreaker and it's woke.

Speaker 3 Don't do this again.

Speaker 19 The funniest thing from the sports weekend, Chris.

Speaker 43 LSU had senior night and Brian Kelly, who was let go earlier this season. His son plays for LSU and was a senior, and he celebrated, paid respect to his dad.
We're going to play a video here.

Speaker 8 And one of those seniors is Brian Kelly's son.

Speaker 54 This is Kenzo Kelly.

Speaker 61 Coming out pregame. Pay special attention to that t-shirt he's got underneath his jersey.

Speaker 60 No tigers!

Speaker 8 Long live BK! Long free my boy! Free my boy BK!

Speaker 8 You know who?

Speaker 61 No.

Speaker 57 Never did.

Speaker 43 That's him. He had it on his shirt.
It said free my boy BK, and he was showing it.

Speaker 59 And it's just like an ah, everything awkward.

Speaker 14 I didn't understand how it is this weekend.

Speaker 52 The reports around this were that LSU goes to re-fire Brian Kelly based

Speaker 31 based on his lawsuit because he's suing them because he doesn't think he's going to get all his money back.

Speaker 31 So this is his son doing a freedom march on behalf of his boy, his father, who's never been like, Free My Boy Greg.

Speaker 30 Who's owed $54 million?

Speaker 25 Long live BK.

Speaker 43 He died?

Speaker 8 Burger King? What does that mean?

Speaker 43 Brian Kelly.

Speaker 46 Brian Kelly, Greg. Have you not?

Speaker 6 Okay. It's just a joke.

Speaker 8 Because most people when they

Speaker 53 hear B.K.

Speaker 10 Most people when they hear BK think of Burger King before they would think of Brian Kelly. Plus, does does his son ever play, or is he one of those?

Speaker 52 Why did you give Jonathan Zaslow Jay-Z?

Speaker 6 Because most people wouldn't think Jay-Z when they look at Jonathan Zaslow.

Speaker 10 I think that's a fitting nickname that I had just bestowed upon him.

Speaker 2 You can catch on?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 10 Do you like it? Embrace it.

Speaker 25 It's fine.

Speaker 1 Okay. See? That's an embrace.

Speaker 2 Giving it a ton of thought.

Speaker 42 Okay.

Speaker 6 The college football stories of the weekend that grabbed your attention.

Speaker 12 I don't know what it is that you made of the games from this weekend because the top 10 has asserted itself, as we mentioned during the local hour.

Speaker 28 Although I do think most people listening to this would say, I don't know if Oregon's good.

Speaker 51 I don't know who's good.

Speaker 6 I don't know if anyone is great.

Speaker 19 I know the SEC isn't as good as I thought they were.

Speaker 8 I've never seen that.

Speaker 10 Brian Kelly's son had zero tackles this season.

Speaker 8 He looks like a walk-in. Yeah.
Oregon's best win

Speaker 1 is against who? USC? Who has USC beaten? That's not a a good team.

Speaker 8 However, that's held up as Notre Dame's best win.

Speaker 1 This is wrong. It's bad.
It's woke.

Speaker 1 And gay.

Speaker 8 Did you say that Brian Kelly's son looked like a walk-in?

Speaker 47 A walk-on is what I meant.

Speaker 8 I believe you said walk-in, like a walk-in closet.

Speaker 6 I did say walk-in.

Speaker 22 I did mean to say walk-on, but you got me.

Speaker 19 I was hoping to skip past that.

Speaker 8 Thank you.

Speaker 46 I don't skip past anything.

Speaker 20 You got me. Okay.

Speaker 8 Yes, you got me.

Speaker 47 Cornered. You made him a closet.
I did. I made him a closet instead of a walk-on.

Speaker 52 He's got zero tackles.

Speaker 19 That's the biggest statement he's made in an LSU uniform is supporting his daddy for getting fired and wanting his buyout money.

Speaker 1 Can I ask you something?

Speaker 12 His inheritance.

Speaker 1 Can I ask you something?

Speaker 62 Why has Notre Dame looked so much better since playing Texas AM?

Speaker 1 Please answer my question.

Speaker 6 Because they beat Syracuse 70-7 and UM played Syracuse and didn't beat Syracuse like that.

Speaker 16 They destroyed them.

Speaker 45 Why does that matter? They didn't play Syracuse. NC Sate played Notre Dame.

Speaker 8 Notre Dame was up 10-7 at half.

Speaker 1 NC State hadn't crossed a 50 when they played Miami at halftime.

Speaker 28 You're going to do transitive property.

Speaker 1 The trans issue does matter. But I'm just asking you a blatant question.
Why has Notre Dame look so good since playing Texas AM in Miami?

Speaker 13 Can I do the funniest thing from the

Speaker 46 question?

Speaker 47 I'm trying to avoid it.

Speaker 8 This is concerning.

Speaker 14 I have not been trying to avoid it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be confronted with the truth.

Speaker 1 You can't kick me out.

Speaker 47 Minor practice. For just asking? For adding nothing.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 64 This is communism.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry to do do this to you.

Speaker 1 This is who

Speaker 3 don't do it again.

Speaker 45 Don't do it again. Don't do it again.

Speaker 28 Don't

Speaker 8 out.

Speaker 8 Out. Minor penalty, two minutes for verbal diarrhea.

Speaker 3 Don't do it.

Speaker 45 Hold on. Don't do it.
Don't, don't.

Speaker 8 Minor penalty, two minutes.

Speaker 49 Sport came out of your mouth.

Speaker 1 And gay.

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Speaker 33 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 6 Surely every time you're watching this you recognize that your wife is laughing that she married she married Larry David.

Speaker 10 I do yeah

Speaker 50 one of the great characters in the history of television in my humble opinion and to my credit

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Speaker 8 my personality just amazing pre-date curve your enthusiasm.

Speaker 33 Stugats. Oh wow.

Speaker 8 I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself.

Speaker 3 All right, put it on the poll please Jude.

Speaker 56 You did Greg Cody copyright being an asshole long before Larry David.

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Speaker 43 Dan, what's your funniest thing?

Speaker 8 Theo Vaughn walking out with Diego Pavia's mom.

Speaker 19 That's evidently a real relationship.

Speaker 59 I don't.

Speaker 43 Mike says it's... I don't know.
I think they're doing a bit, but it's been a thing all year that he's been jokingly.

Speaker 43 The Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia had senior night, and Theo Vaughn walking out with him was interesting.

Speaker 14 Many of you were nominating Barry Jackson being hacked the way that Zaszlo was hacked.

Speaker 15 I don't know what that backstory is.

Speaker 19 You'll have to inform me.

Speaker 6 But my funniest thing from the sports weekend was in the middle of that Jags Arizona game as the Jags are doing jaggy things in order to end the game.

Speaker 6 Arizona's driving down the field with Jacoby Brissett at the end of the game.

Speaker 14 There are no timeouts.

Speaker 19 They've got less than a minute left.

Speaker 22 They throw the ball to Michael Wilson.

Speaker 6 He catches the ball, gets up, spins the ball.

Speaker 14 They don't have timeouts.

Speaker 6 He's got to go retrieve the ball because there's a giant hurry and they don't get seven points because of how slow they were getting down the field and had to kick a field goal and then, of course, lose the game.

Speaker 6 And nobody will talk about that today.

Speaker 22 Like, lost the game spinning the ball and then had to go retrieve it in the end zone and kicked it when he just needed to get back into play so that they could spike the ball.

Speaker 26 What are you pointing to, Chris Cody?

Speaker 43 I thought Zazzlo wanted to give his funniest thing.

Speaker 10 I do. I want to give mine.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I mean, my funniest thing, I mean, it shouldn't be funny, but I guess I like not being the only one, is that Barry Jackson's Twitter account got hacked.

Speaker 25 Okay, like, there's something comforting to me that it's not just me. It seems like it's the same person who ended up hacking him because it's the same tweet.

Speaker 31 Why is the funniest thing from the sports weekend someone being hacked?

Speaker 44 Why is that? Why are you enjoying

Speaker 2 hacking?

Speaker 25 No, I just said, like, there's a comfort in me knowing that it wasn't just me. And I had to go three days.
It was not fun. It was three days before I was able to get my account back.

Speaker 25 It was a whole mishagas in order to get control of my account back. But Friday night, Friday night during my show on ESPN radio, at the end of the show, live on the air, I recovered my account.

Speaker 25 That's right. I got it back.
I am now master of my domain once again. Barry Jackson, good luck.

Speaker 19 That's not cool of you to enjoy Barry Jackson's misery there.

Speaker 25 I'm not enjoying his misery. I'm enjoying that I'm not the only one.

Speaker 8 It's one sucker to another.

Speaker 1 No, this is...

Speaker 43 When you get hacked, you want others to get hacked. It's a thing.

Speaker 8 Is it? Yeah.

Speaker 43 You don't want to be alone.

Speaker 32 You just want others to get hacked.

Speaker 33 It makes you feel better. It's like, okay, it could happen to anybody.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 25 It could happen. If it happened to me, it could happen to you.

Speaker 52 But what is it?

Speaker 29 The violation of, I don't understand what you're doing where you would wish this misery upon someone else. It's

Speaker 29 two and a half days of inconvenience to you, and then it happens to someone else, and you're happy that it happened.

Speaker 25 I didn't wish it, it just happened. It's all I go, oh my god, please, I hope that happens to Barry Jackson, too, and then it happened.
No, that's not what happened at all, but it happened.

Speaker 25 And I'm like, oh, look at that. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 Happened to me, too.

Speaker 19 Greg, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 10 Well, first of all, I want to congratulate Barry Jackson because, based on everything I've seen, that's a sweet new ride he's got thanks to that Bitcoin windfall. So good for you, Barry.

Speaker 10 The funniest thing from the sports weekend to me was that North Carolina loses on a last-minute field goal to make Bill Belichick officially bowl-ineligible.

Speaker 10 I love that.

Speaker 10 I just,

Speaker 8 because of Jordan, I want ill on Bill Belichick this season.

Speaker 56 Because of Jordan? Yes, because

Speaker 10 of her domineering relationship and him allowing it to happen.

Speaker 8 Wait a minute. I want ill to befall Bill Belichick.
Oh no. On just this season.

Speaker 57 Not in general.

Speaker 59 I wish him no ill health. That's what you just said.

Speaker 53 Greg.

Speaker 6 can't you disguise it slightly better than just slightly better than that?

Speaker 19 You're saying, because of that creepy relationship, I want him to forever lose.

Speaker 8 That's the first time.

Speaker 10 No, I wish ill of him this season.

Speaker 29 So when he...

Speaker 44 But it could be about any thousand of things.

Speaker 21 That's the one.

Speaker 44 It could be about for any thousands of reasons.

Speaker 56 Bill Belichick was a jerk to everybody for many, many years. Why would that be your top reason?

Speaker 10 Because when he's winning Super Bowls, he's got the veneer of genius to cover the jerkhood.

Speaker 10 When he's losing at North Carolina, and under his auspices, they're bowl ineligible for the first time in like eight years. All right.

Speaker 46 That's funny.

Speaker 20 I'm going to have to muzzle you.

Speaker 31 You know what? She's trying to sue Pablo.

Speaker 39 She's threatening to sue Pablo.

Speaker 8 Under what grounds, by the way?

Speaker 31 I don't know. A defamation of some sort.

Speaker 18 She was showing her media credential because she, I guess, Pablo reported that she was forbidden from coming on the field.

Speaker 34 And so she says she's going to sue him for, I don't know slander the just

Speaker 8 libel good luck proving that

Speaker 4 Okay, you guys say that as none of the people who have to pay the lawyers frivolous lawsuit She doesn't have to pay the lawyers either.

Speaker 20 Yeah, but I do

Speaker 8 Yeah, yeah, because Pablo doesn't get in trouble on Pablo's behalf Yeah, yeah, Pablo gets on trouble of our behalf. That's right your behalf not mine

Speaker 6 We all own the company It does have to do with us. I don't know why you guys separate yourself from the company.
You have shares

Speaker 8 during good stuff. We all win.

Speaker 8 They're in bad stuff.

Speaker 44 So, wait, so when you've got part equity in the program.

Speaker 2 I got part equity in good side, right? Like, there's good side and bad side. You have equity in both.
I've got equity on good side. That's it.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 64 Very good. Some of us have no equity.

Speaker 25 The voice is great.

Speaker 8 Jerry's killing the voice, dude. I love it.

Speaker 2 You are doing a good job.

Speaker 8 You should bring that on the broadcast today.

Speaker 5 Greg Cody suggested, and I didn't let him go to air with this because he's been a little bit unruly today.

Speaker 19 His judgment has been off.

Speaker 52 You suggested that they get an old Beatles photo for what reason?

Speaker 14 Because I largely like to keep this as an audio experience, and I don't like to exclude the audio audience with an assortment of visual jokes, although Mike has been doing that plenty today.

Speaker 52 Can you explain what it is that you're, what the photo is that you would like of the Beatles?

Speaker 10 I think that a lot of people don't think that's really George Harrison, and so I would like us to show a photograph of the four Beatles during their heyday that includes George.

Speaker 32 They don't think that's George Harrison?

Speaker 19 You don't think that they can tell that that's Jeremy?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 10 No, I think it's George Harrison, the ghost of.

Speaker 38 And so you believe that's a realistic

Speaker 6 recreation that Jeremy is doing of

Speaker 4 George Harrison.

Speaker 10 Look at that hair.

Speaker 8 Okay, so you can say that. I don't think that the real picture, do you?

Speaker 22 You want them to just pull up photos, a variety of Beatles photos, to show how on brand and how well in disguise Jeremy is today?

Speaker 10 I would love to see a Beatl photograph from the heyday that included our George.

Speaker 43 Well, now you got it.

Speaker 8 Okay, I don't.

Speaker 18 You don't? You still don't have it?

Speaker 45 That's not the one you want?

Speaker 26 You want something better than that?

Speaker 8 You want something with

Speaker 29 Photoshop Jeremy into a picture of the Beatles, right, Greg?

Speaker 10 With the four Beatles.

Speaker 46 He didn't say that.

Speaker 8 Well, put it back on

Speaker 57 the monitor there.

Speaker 10 The Fab Four, they call them, not the Fab One.

Speaker 1 Are you looking at this?

Speaker 53 It's right in front of your face.

Speaker 1 Right. It's telling you who it is.

Speaker 61 Well, that was George when he was younger.

Speaker 10 Now we have the older George.

Speaker 1 You can't ignore your eyes. The eye test matters.
Like something that we saw on August 31st. That should matter.

Speaker 16 Can I ask you guys the question when I hear Nance and Romo, and there's a flag thrown on the field, and Nance says casually, the fans want, or a flag's not thrown.

Speaker 35 And Nance says casually, the fans want some laundry.

Speaker 6 And I'm just, I was just, I absorbed it.

Speaker 31 I'm like, yes, that's what they say.

Speaker 6 And I'm like, why do they

Speaker 6 say that?

Speaker 35 Why would the flag be laundry?

Speaker 6 He said it casually, and I'm like, I don't think that expression is right.

Speaker 48 Why would that be laundry? But other people call it laundry. There's something dirty on the field.

Speaker 6 Is that why it's laundry?

Speaker 25 I think it's just a Seinfeld reference where Seinfeld does the bit that we're rooting for laundry out there.

Speaker 8 No, no, that's different.

Speaker 27 No, laundry is uniforms.

Speaker 31 Seinfeld's bit is not the flag.

Speaker 22 It's that we're rooting for not players.

Speaker 6 We're rooting not for human beings.

Speaker 23 We're rooting for laundry, people who wear the colors that we like.

Speaker 29 Flag's not supposed to be laundry, is it?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 10 And here's the derivation of that.

Speaker 10 The metamorphosis of the penalty flag, okay? We used to say, it's a penalty on the play.

Speaker 10 And then it became, it's a flag on the play. And then Al Michaels started saying, it's a marker.
It's a marker on the play. It does? Yes, a marker.
And now. I never heard that.

Speaker 10 Now the slang is laundry.

Speaker 46 No, that's not the slang.

Speaker 21 I was objecting to it.

Speaker 22 That's not the slang. That was what he would say.

Speaker 8 You could look it up.

Speaker 48 You could look it up.

Speaker 10 Penalty, flag, marker, laundry.

Speaker 8 That's the evolutionary church. That's what you're talking about.

Speaker 32 That's the evolutionary church.

Speaker 10 It's like when you see that picture of the Homo sapien who is.

Speaker 32 The evolutionary church. Yes.

Speaker 8 Yes, okay.

Speaker 10 Did you hear that? Penalty, flag, marker,

Speaker 42 laundry.

Speaker 8 I don't think that's a a direct hetero sapien. I don't think that that's a good question.

Speaker 23 Don't do this again. Don't do this again.

Speaker 8 I'm just asking.

Speaker 8 How are you so orange?

Speaker 32 How are you so orange?

Speaker 59 Ever heard of the sun?

Speaker 39 How much have we spent on orange?

Speaker 8 You've infected

Speaker 8 something that Miami has to do with it.

Speaker 41 You've infected today's show with your University of Miami biases.

Speaker 39 I can't do this for a month with you.

Speaker 8 Piggy?

Speaker 22 I can't do you, University of Miami, wailing for a month.

Speaker 28 They're a good football team because they're carrying water for the opposition.

Speaker 8 Wow.

Speaker 1 It wasn't too long ago where we eliminated the computers because they devalued head-to-head.

Speaker 42 This matters.

Speaker 1 It's scary. It's real.
It's coming to your home and it will turn you gay.

Speaker 42 Wow.

Speaker 43 Greg, you like this photo?

Speaker 10 That's what I'm talking about. That's proof.

Speaker 8 That kind of thing, right?

Speaker 10 Yes, that kind of thing. It's irrefutable proof.

Speaker 53 Sergeant Pepper.

Speaker 6 So obviously.

Speaker 33 Lonely Hearts Club band. Yes, George.

Speaker 16 Jeremy, I think this might be the best costume that we've done around here. How realistic this is and how fooled it has everybody into thinking you're a Beatle.

Speaker 35 You look exactly the way that a Beatle would.

Speaker 8 Miami looks like a national champion.

Speaker 22 The Browns have not had a starting quarterback win a game in 17 straight tries.

Speaker 26 A first-time starting quarterback.

Speaker 32 Shadour is the first, first-time starting quarterback for the Browns to win a game in 17 tries.

Speaker 59 They should call him Shadur.

Speaker 10 He gets it done, that guy.

Speaker 17 That's literally what they call him.

Speaker 11 Doer, you're saying?

Speaker 10 Shadooer.

Speaker 10 Shadoo hyphen E-R.

Speaker 8 Like a doer.

Speaker 8 A doer.

Speaker 14 He gets it done. He's a doer.

Speaker 52 Getting it done. So D-O-E-R instead of E-U-R.

Speaker 51 Yes, correct.

Speaker 10 Shadoo-er.

Speaker 2 Play the 49ers next week.

Speaker 8 We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 48 The 49ers, by the way, it seems like they did Ayuk dirty.

Speaker 34 Anyone want to talk about that? No?

Speaker 47 Just moving on?

Speaker 23 Just taking away. Put the contracts.

Speaker 44 No, no, guaranteed nothing. Nothing.
Nothing is guaranteed. What do you mean? Your body's breaking?

Speaker 36 Get out of here.

Speaker 8 We keep your money.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we're good with that? Okay, good.

Speaker 2 Didn't like it when I saw it. I was like, ooh, fully voided.

Speaker 8 Super dirty. Been hurt.
Super, super dirty. We've seen this.

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