Postgame Show: Let's Monetize As We Realize (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 1 Hey, Chris here. Black Friday game day is coming to prime and it'll be an epic day of live sports.

Speaker 1 Black Friday football is at the center of of it with the Chicago Bears taking on the Philadelphia Eagles at 3 p.m. Eastern.

Speaker 1 That's followed by the final night of the Emirates Cup NBA group play and a doubleheader starting with the Bucks and Knicks at 7 p.m. and the Mavericks and Lakers at 10 p.m.

Speaker 1 What a nightcap game that is. But the whole day starts with the return of the Capital One Skins game as four elite PGA golfers face off with $4 million on the line.

Speaker 1 Black Friday game day tees off with Capital One Skins game at 9 a.m. Eastern before the Big Bears Eagles game at 3 p.m.

Speaker 1 And it culminates with a double dose of Emirates NBA Cup action, featuring Bucks Nicks at 7 p.m. and Mavs Lakers at 10 p.m.
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Speaker 1 Susan Miller-Degnan.

Speaker 1 I'm going yes.

Speaker 1 Over Michelle Kaufman. I mean, she covers the hurricane.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but Michelle Kaufman's covered everything in this market, but I believe Susan Miller-Degnan does have more years than Michelle Kaufman at the Miami Herald. How about Linda?

Speaker 1 How about Linda?

Speaker 1 Well, what is Dan doing? How about Linda Robertson? I think I know what he's doing. No.
He's an ally. What do you think I'm doing? How about David Dwork?

Speaker 1 Dworky? Now you're trolling. No.

Speaker 1 Trolling?

Speaker 1 Trolling? David?

Speaker 1 David Dwork? Why? Trolling?

Speaker 1 That's your fault, Chris. I didn't ask you to say that.

Speaker 1 You're looking at me as if I put you in that spot. I like this game.
I like it. Zaz loves this game.
I like it a lot. Zaz can't get enough of this game.
So, just for the record, no legends. Sedano

Speaker 1 did.

Speaker 1 Izzy got one, but Sedano didn't.

Speaker 1 Even though he got one yesterday.

Speaker 1 Maybe anything's better with this music. Tommy Tig.

Speaker 1 Tommy Tig got one. Among the local radio broadcasters, you didn't give one to Dave Van Horn.
No. You gave it to Tommy Togg, but not Dave Van Horn.

Speaker 1 Dave Van Horn, Montreal legend. Jonathan Grunfast.
No. Isn't Dave Van Horn up, up, and away? Money Mark.
That's a legend. Money Mark Mark Eisenberg.
No.

Speaker 1 This music's making me Dave Van Horn. It was very sensual what Eddie George did there.

Speaker 1 We're going to do Juju's polls here in a second, and I was longing for Juju's commentary during Jamel, before Jamel, when we were talking about Shador Sanders earlier in the show.

Speaker 1 How about Jamel just putting it out there, like, yep, not going to criticize Shador. Gonna sit this out.
Gonna be an ally to my people.

Speaker 1 This is enough that we've got circulating in terms of electricity around Shador Sanders. Don't need to give you my honest opinion that whether I think it was the Raiders or not.

Speaker 1 That was a super honest opinion, though. She confirmed it's a thing.
So, Juju, thank you for being on with us.

Speaker 1 We were also making fun of Perk for saying that Shador Sanders is the most powerful man in sports, not named Obama. Oh, no, since Obama.
Since Obama, where are you on all of that, Juju?

Speaker 2 Yes, sir, man. Good to see y'all.
Happy holidays. I just think it's important to remember that it's the delusional people on both sides that mess it up for everybody.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 There's some delusional Sanders fans. There's some delusional Jets fans.
There's some delusional Levatar Show fans. And I think that as much as we love to listen to everyone, we can't at all times.

Speaker 2 And so I don't have too much of a criticism. I show my support to Shadura at all times, but I'm respectable.
I also understand that Dylan Gabriel has a family.

Speaker 2 Dylan Gabriel is primed for this competition. Dylan Gabriel did a a great job in his college career and deserves the spot he has.

Speaker 2 We need more people to talk sense into that, as well as cheer on our young brother. You feel me? Because

Speaker 2 we all, he got at certain times, and he doesn't help himself sometimes by giving the comments after the game, like saying, oh, man, it's been a week, one week of practice, and you see it's up.

Speaker 2 Like, that's awesome, brother, as a big fan of his.

Speaker 2 But at the same time, those are the things that lead people to not being compassionate whenever he does do things that arrogance that his dad has he has some of that as well you feel me it's not all bad though you got to have that healthy dose of arrogance but he doesn't help at times by saying some of that stuff forgive my ignorance on this subject uh because i'm bad at numbers was bernie cozar number 12 in cleveland or was he number nine was he 12 he was 12 he was 19.

Speaker 1 19 19. okay so i'm bad at that number 20 in college so you're wearing a shador sanders jersey absolutely you got got to know, man.

Speaker 2 Look.

Speaker 1 Who did you think that was Josh Gordon?

Speaker 2 You got to know. Yes, sir.
I'll do it one more time.

Speaker 1 No, I thought it was Bernie Cozar. I thought.

Speaker 1 Touche, you got me.

Speaker 1 I'm mailing it in, Daniel. What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 I thought it was Steve Martin. That'd be a good jersey to have.
Did you think anything?

Speaker 1 What were your thoughts involving Jamal being on with us and wherever it is that the Michelle Beatle conversation and the Kerry Champion conversation from last week, I didn't think we did a very good job on it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that, I mean, those sports media opinions and stuff, I think that, as your friend, brother, I think that we sometimes should just stay out of that stuff. You feel me?

Speaker 2 Like, my opinion on it is, though, I think that once we have all these relationships that go on and people get up and down, I still think it's important for us to still wish each other well.

Speaker 2 I didn't like how Michelle Beatle said that she's preying on the downfall. I don't like that.
No matter how much I dislike a person, I want my enemies to thrive so they don't think about me.

Speaker 2 It's just a thing that I've grown up with. I would never wish on nobody downfall.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 Let me start on the poll. Do you wish your enemies to thrive? Because I don't believe that's a common opinion there.

Speaker 1 Do you wish your enemies to thrive eliminates just human pettiness from the equation?

Speaker 2 Right. I think that's what separates me a lot of times from a lot of jokers out here.
Like, I don't forgave every single person who's ever wronged me. It helps me in my day.

Speaker 2 So I think that seeing Beatle hold on to that and then seeing Sister Carrie hop in with that, it's just, it's definitely stuff that.

Speaker 2 We shouldn't be in that group chat. They should have told, they should have texted each other that type of stuff.

Speaker 2 And I think, especially when you're a co-host of Beetle or someone like that, we should stay out of those things. But at the same time, wishing each other well is still the goal.

Speaker 2 And when it come to you, brother, like I say, Pat McAfee, Trump on McAfee, Stephen A stuff, I think it's important for you or try to think of it this way. Invite these people on South Beat sessions.

Speaker 2 That's what South Beat sessions for.

Speaker 2 Invite them actually on and talk to the actual people about the stuff instead of being, you feel me?

Speaker 1 Chatty Kathy. Let's go.
48.

Speaker 1 I love the show. It's a great show.

Speaker 2 Right. It gets a bit chatty kathy, especially whenever none of this ain't none of our business anyway.
Especially, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 So, I think we should just stay out of folk business when it comes to the beef stuff in the truth.

Speaker 1 The numbies,

Speaker 1 numbers, though,

Speaker 2 right? But we got to invite them on, though.

Speaker 2 Dan got a good relationship with Stephen A. I'm sure Dan could get

Speaker 1 for now. Listen to yesterday's not anymore.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
No, hold on a second. Let me clarify this.
This will not be a thing of the past. He and I can argue privately and publicly.

Speaker 1 I just didn't want to do it thanksgiving like i that's all like i don't feel like doing it right now like i don't have any problem arguing with him especially because i know the politics of the day are ugly people are taking sides and not taking a side is taking a side now so like i like i there

Speaker 1 i would like to talk to him publicly about this but i also wish to do it privately before i do this publicly i can just i can say that Yeah, I would like to see you talk to Pat McAfee.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? I want to see you talk to all the types that maybe agree with your opinions or disagree. I think that's healthy.
Let's monetize as we realize, brother.

Speaker 1 Damn. So, do you have a top five people in sports or black men in sports more powerful than Shador Sanders? Yes or no?

Speaker 2 Right, right, right. With all that said, Kendrick Perkins is one of the delusional sides of the Shadur fandom.

Speaker 2 Like, dare I say, salute to Kendrick Perkins, but you, sir, are out of your rabid-ass mind saying that Shaddur is the most powerful athlete, whatever. I made a top five of this, man.

Speaker 2 All right, top five black men in sports that are more powerful than Shadur.

Speaker 2 OLI,

Speaker 2 Deion Sanders.

Speaker 2 I mean, come on, man, prime time.

Speaker 2 Also, OLI, Stephen A. Smith.

Speaker 2 My boy got power, man.

Speaker 2 Number five,

Speaker 2 Dwayne Wade.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 The brother has his own streets.

Speaker 1 Did you guys see, though, the quote that he had, Dwayne Wade had, that Michael Jordan is the best player that he's ever watched. LeBron James is the best player he's ever seen.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We had to catch that one. I dig that.

Speaker 1 Which one's the best player I ever looked at?

Speaker 2 Number four, Michael Jeffrey Jordan.

Speaker 1 Will Chamberlain's the best player I ever heard of.

Speaker 2 All right. Number three, Steph Curry.

Speaker 1 Over Michael?

Speaker 2 He's got a movie. Right now in sports.
Right now in sports.

Speaker 2 Because on top of that, salute to Steph Curry. My boy Steph Curry couldn't wait to get out of them under armor shoes, bro.

Speaker 2 He's been on a generational tear pulling up to each game in signature. Jordan's signature.
He put up in some D-Waves that D-Wade. I know he don't even got them.

Speaker 2 Like, Chadnosis, gnosis. Salute to Stephen Curry getting out of Under Armor.
He played his first game in the pair of Nikes, Sabrinas, the other night. So, big free agent.
Number two, LeBron James.

Speaker 1 I thought that was number one. Let's see what number one is.
Chris looks with genuine curiosity after doing a show. I was just like, this is, we're setting up for LeBron.

Speaker 1 After doing a truly terrible job of having this show keep your attention today, you're like, who could number one be?

Speaker 2 Number one, of course,

Speaker 2 Norman Powell. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 You didn't see that one coming.

Speaker 2 Give him a thumbfill.

Speaker 1 You didn't see it coming.

Speaker 1 I thought it was going to be Khalil Ware.

Speaker 1 Do you have for us

Speaker 1 a Thanksgiving themed anything here? Because I know you're somebody who's grateful. I know you're someone who's thankful, thankful for our audience.

Speaker 1 So can you tell us if you have something Thanksgiving themed this time of year?

Speaker 2 Yes, sir. I am not mailing it in.
I'm happy to be to work today. You feel me? And I'm so thankful for all of y'all, man.

Speaker 2 Like every single one of y'all, I'm thankful for knowing y'all, having y'all in my life, as brief as it is or as long as it's been. You feel me? Zaszlo, I'm happy to welcome you into the family.

Speaker 2 It's been a great addition, man. And if you send, right, right.

Speaker 2 If you send Zaslow, if you send Zaslow some spiders today through this holiday weekend, at least do him the favor of subscribing to Zazzlo 2.0 and send proof of that with your spider.

Speaker 1 Okay, thanks, thanks. Thanks, player.
Yeah, thanks, player. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with how you do that.
I'm not, I don't know. Play on for me, play on for me.
He's good. It's a play on

Speaker 1 play on for me. Play on for me.
Very comfortable.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Zaz. We know the streets know Zaz a big player.
I also had you had an ESPN obligation, so I couldn't thank you personally, but I want to take this chance to thank you.

Speaker 2 Brother, you told me before the whole world told me steph curry is not playing in this game

Speaker 2 you told me and guess what i did i went over on brandon pajemsky points it was a eight of eight eight points and it climbed up 16.

Speaker 1 is that how we pronounce his name

Speaker 1 it's how we shouldn't pronounce it but i don't think that's how we

Speaker 1 i don't think that's how we pronounce that

Speaker 1 Zaslow, you've broken three stories here recently. You had the, you have Kiffin to LSU.
What did you have six weeks ago? What did you, what story did you have six weeks ago? You didn't have shit.

Speaker 1 Get the hell out of here. I'd never figured out.
Florida's next coach. I break stories all the time.
I was thinking about it. Florida's next coach.
Florida's Florida.

Speaker 1 I mentioned Jet Fish a long time ago on ESPN radio. Yes, okay.
That looks like that could be a thing now.

Speaker 1 I can't even remember. I'm constantly breaking stories.

Speaker 2 I would also like to add, though.

Speaker 2 Praying on Barry Jackson's Twitter downfall, though. Suck a move.

Speaker 1 I mean, I just liked that that I wasn't the only one. It's not like I like that it happened to him in particular.
It was just like, man. Well, what? Barry Jackson needs help.

Speaker 1 Somebody is summoning help on the internet. Joe Chad's trying to get help for Barry Jackson.
Because Zazwell got his account unhacked in two and a half days.

Speaker 1 And Barry Jackson, people need their Barry Jackson information. Barry Jackson, local legend? Yeah.
Yeah. Barry Jackson needs his.
Look, he's an information guy for real, for real.

Speaker 1 It's going to kill him if this Miami football weekend comes and goes.

Speaker 1 So did we!

Speaker 1 Somebody's got to help Barry Jackson get his account back in the middle of the day.

Speaker 1 frustrated. He does not have the time.

Speaker 1 Check his socials. He seems to be doing fine.
So did we. Living large and in charge.
You got a truck. You got a G-Wagon today for you.
I think he's buying a house in Casamaway.

Speaker 1 I bought a house in that Bitcoin too. Juju, we interrupted you on your way to celebrating Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 Yes, sir. I made a top five things that you better have if you invite me to Thanksgiving list.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's good. Threatening.
Nice. I like it.
Better.

Speaker 2 Yes, sir.

Speaker 2 You better have these if you'd be nice enough to invite me and I'm not playing.

Speaker 2 Number five, stuffing.

Speaker 1 Do you think Zaz is insane? Do you think Zaz is insane for not mixing his stuffing with anything? He's just either eating the stuffing or he's not eating the stuffing.

Speaker 1 He's not mixing it with the turkey.

Speaker 2 I feel Zaz on that. I'm a section eater as well.
Yep. Like when I go to fast food, I got to eat all my fries first before I even think about touching that big old burger over here.
Really?

Speaker 1 That's insane work. I eat everything in combination.

Speaker 1 A couple bites of the thing, yeah,

Speaker 1 back and forth, back and forth. This is the theory I've had.
Burger, and then I eat my fries. Long time theory over here: the ADD to the OCD scale on eating.

Speaker 1 So, the ADD, the further you are to that side, the more you're mixing everything up. You get to know what you're doing.
I don't know what those letters readable. Take it as disrespect.

Speaker 1 I'm so glad you interrupted them.

Speaker 2 Combination.

Speaker 1 Thankful for you guys, too. Combination.

Speaker 1 It's good. Midway, it's a good theory for that.
You guys just don't respect me. You had to be thinking this isn't going.
It's good. There's the bit, right? Like the screaming.

Speaker 1 People left the off hole. Duel

Speaker 1 Duelvis again. Duelvis again.
Stavi's good for

Speaker 1 my take.

Speaker 2 Number four.

Speaker 2 Collard Greens.

Speaker 2 We had to end. I hate that I still have a list out today.

Speaker 1 No, it's good. No, no, no, it's good.
Collard Green. Come on.

Speaker 1 No, it's good. Keep talking about the collar green.

Speaker 1 Shut up, bro. I don't like the way you said that.
I don't like the way you said that. Whoa.
I don't like the way you said that. Bring his brother back in after collar.
Oh, that guy was awesome.

Speaker 1 I knew that was where this was going to end. George Harrison.
That was a hard D on there. George Harrison.
I'd like that character around here. Number three.

Speaker 2 Mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 I didn't put a collar on it. I put the greens in a collar.
Jeremy put it with a hard D. I didn't know that was a hard D.
Oh, it was me.

Speaker 2 Number two.

Speaker 2 Fried turkey. It's the staple.

Speaker 1 I will tell you guys publicly here, the cooking challenge. We were thinking of rigging a contest with Greg Cody where someone beat him with a turkey sandwich on his fried turkey, but we didn't.

Speaker 1 We have not rigged any of the contests so far, but Chuck Todd wants to compete with

Speaker 1 Greg Cody

Speaker 1 on turkey.

Speaker 1 That would have been my turkey sandwich that Chris Cody calls sad off the air. Let's just make clear: that's off air.
Watch what happens.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 2 Number one,

Speaker 2 you better have a TV with some football on it.

Speaker 1 Now we're talking. Big game.
Bengals Ravens after Nike. Chiefs cowboys.
Chiefs cowboys. I want everyone to have a sexy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 Is that Biden?

Speaker 1 No, it's not. It was your bride.

Speaker 1 That's not Biden at all. It was.
That was my sexual voice. No, it was Biden.
It was an 80-year-old man crawling into the room. Into the bedroom.
We got to come together.

Speaker 1 With the dolphin's emblem on it on his behind. Yeah, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 Uh, Juju, do you want to update some polls? I don't know. Do you want the central music?

Speaker 2 Sure, let's do it. We should make a Christmas album with Sensual Biden.
I think we just made a million dollars.

Speaker 1 You should, you have to, I did, you got it.

Speaker 1 Now, I'm gonna be a room. You gotta reach down there and grab my scrap.
Come, Alien, why do we, you know,

Speaker 2 is today the most mailing-it-in day of the entire calendar year

Speaker 2 88% of the audience says yes, it is

Speaker 1 work the music Juju. I'm loving this.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Are you all right? Does it rain?

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 2 Does it rain spiders in Australia?

Speaker 2 88% of the audience says, yes, it does.

Speaker 2 Are there crocodiles in the toilets in Australia?

Speaker 1 I like this essential poll reading.

Speaker 2 87% of the audience says yes.

Speaker 1 I was chastised.

Speaker 1 Vindication for me.

Speaker 2 Has Brandon Cooks had a remarkable career

Speaker 2 67% of the audience says no, he has not.

Speaker 1 It's the amount of teams.

Speaker 1 If I asked for all of them, it's the amount of teams. That's why it's remarkable.

Speaker 2 Last poll.

Speaker 2 Should Bam Adebayo's statue

Speaker 2 be of him doing a dribble handoff?

Speaker 1 Juju, we found the way we're doing the polls. Okay, from now on, just

Speaker 2 89% of the audience says,

Speaker 2 yes, it should be.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 2 And those are your polls.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Juju.

Speaker 2 Happy holidays.

Speaker 1 Here, you take it.