Hour 1: It's The Egg Bowl (feat. Lucy Rohden)

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Speaker 14 This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stu Gats Podcast.

Speaker 11 Hey Dan, it's me Lucy and we are here on the beautiful University of Florida campus. And the thing about off-roading is we schedule these trips out months and months and months in advance.

Speaker 11 When things looked a little different for Florida. Thank you, sir.
Tell us about this outfit you got on today.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, well, from I created, I'm a Dow Hard Gator fan. The helmet I painted myself.

Speaker 11 Wow, painted the helmet himself. You would have never been able to tell.
I can't believe you painted that. You have some talent.
How do we make our friendship work on a day like this?

Speaker 16 It's tough.

Speaker 11 It's really tough. This is the, we're watching a friendship breakup live right now.

Speaker 17 Depends who wins, honestly.

Speaker 11 Well, that's going in your favor.

Speaker 18 He's my ride home.

Speaker 11 How would you describe this season of Florida football?

Speaker 19 Underwhelming, unfortunate, depressing.

Speaker 11 Would you guys die for the program?

Speaker 21 I spent 40 grand a year to come here, so that's a yes.

Speaker 18 I'm gonna be honest, I haven't really been tracking it.

Speaker 11 Okay, so then why is your face painted like this if you don't watch?

Speaker 18 I mean, I can represent. Okay, I mean, it doesn't I don't have to watch them all the time, but I do like them.
They're my team.

Speaker 11 Represent the team that you don't watch.

Speaker 11 Is this your first Florida game?

Speaker 23 It is.

Speaker 11 What do you think so far?

Speaker 23 I actually love the atmosphere so far.

Speaker 24 It's really nice.

Speaker 11 The trees are awesome here.

Speaker 24 Very.

Speaker 11 I feel like the Lorax, the way I speak for these trees. Look at that tree.
Look at this tree. Look at that tree.
Good tree. Breaking news.

Speaker 11 This is a sable palm and is the official state tree of Florida.

Speaker 11 We're really just doing tree content. They can't all be winners, you know? Were you a Billy Napier guy?

Speaker 18 Hell no. Not a single bit.

Speaker 19 I love him as a person. I think out of our last few head coaches, I will say he had a soft spot for him.

Speaker 11 Rough. That was a real long way to say no.
Did you know they fired their head coach?

Speaker 25 No, I did not.

Speaker 11 They did a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 23 Hey.

Speaker 11 Did you know that Billy Napier was the coach?

Speaker 23 No, ma'am.

Speaker 11 I kind of love you.

Speaker 23 I'm here to represent. That's it.

Speaker 22 It's my team.

Speaker 11 You keep saying that and you don't know anything that's going on.

Speaker 11 Okay, so if we had our ideal choice for head coach who would you guys pick lebron yeah he's him yeah he's him i agree with that i agree with that 100

Speaker 11 is that our top choice for the open job is lane kiffen 100

Speaker 11 100 are you nervous he's gonna go to lsu a little bit they're gonna offer him a lot of money if you don't get lane kippin who do you want anybody but mario cristobal i know he's not even on the board i just don't like him

Speaker 11 yeah this is a miami based show so we approve of that message actually.

Speaker 11 You got the one Miami hater here. Who's in a worse spot, Florida or Florida State?

Speaker 20 Florida State, they owe him like $75 million still and the coach's staff over $100 million.

Speaker 11 It's like the Battle of Mid.

Speaker 16 I'm happy they ain't losing.

Speaker 26 Yeah, as long as we get that win, it'll be a great season.

Speaker 25 It's a win for us.

Speaker 11 Sean McGill is here, son of Ron McGill. He has confirmed that these are real.
And I asked, where do you buy a Gator skull like this? And he was like, I don't know, a gas station.

Speaker 11 How has your experience been with Tennessee fans today? Have you talked to any of them?

Speaker 20 Not really, we've just been tailgating with ourselves.

Speaker 11 Have you heard Rocky Top? Do you guys know that song?

Speaker 18 Yeah, we haven't heard it today. We haven't heard it today.

Speaker 11 What do you think of it? It's a catchy song, of course.

Speaker 11 It is a banger. Is it better than Won't Back Down?

Speaker 23 Absolutely not.

Speaker 11 Absolutely not. I'm just asking the questions that I have to because I have a journalism degree.
Do you know what they sing at the fourth quarter?

Speaker 23 No, them. I know.

Speaker 11 Okay, it's really cool. I think you're gonna love it.
They do Won't Back Down by Tom Petty.

Speaker 23 Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 11 We are learning so much today.

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Speaker 23 Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 11 No Gators, let's win. Dan, while Alabama was playing Eastern Illinois and Auburn was playing Mercer, Tennessee had their own version of that playing Florida today.

Speaker 11 It was swampy in the worst way. Deeply unpleasant football game.
Lane Kiffin, I really do think you're going to like it here. I really, really do.

Speaker 11 They gave me a Lulu lemon bag today, and I just know you would love that. I know it, Lane.

Speaker 26 I know it. Lucy, I have admired your growth here over two years doing these packages.
They are harder to do than people understand. But this is your first work of art.

Speaker 26 To see the energy drained of that swamp because they're losers at football and you not being able to pick it up with your presence because the energy is dead.

Speaker 26 And the one fan you found with a painted face didn't know anything about what he was there for. Like, that's the most useless environment.

Speaker 27 Informs fan of the game.

Speaker 26 I didn't know Napier was fired. This is the most useless environment we've sent Lucy into.
When she says this was planned months ago, no one could have seen what this is coming.

Speaker 28 Or everyone.

Speaker 26 They tried to kill Lucy, but she would not let them.

Speaker 26 This is a triumph. Lucy, you have not had a harder triumph since I think the Army-Navy game where they wouldn't let you anywhere near the facility during these difficult times.

Speaker 11 Yeah, it was tough.

Speaker 11 The trees were awesome, though.

Speaker 8 That's a beautiful campus. I'm glad she mentioned that.

Speaker 8 That's always my takeaway from Gainesville.

Speaker 7 Such nice trees.

Speaker 8 It's amazing.

Speaker 11 The Spanish Moss there is gorgeous. It's breathtaking.
So at least we had that. Had you never been there, Lucy? I have.
I went once before. The last time I went, we like didn't send Rose with me.

Speaker 11 We just met up with two journalism students and they took me to a frat party. So I didn't really get to see the campus.

Speaker 26 I'm not sure that you've missed much. Congratulations on making your way to like the seventh most important game in the SEC that weekend.
It was an understandable choice.

Speaker 26 But before we get to Florida being dead, Mike has been wanting to talk about what losers they are at FSU since before the season.

Speaker 26 I don't know whether he's gotten any of his shots off on his private ventures, but Mike has literally for months been wanting to talk about FSU being losers.

Speaker 26 And so now where are we with Norvell where they're stuck with him?

Speaker 11 Yeah, so they announced Sunday following a loss to NC State, a bad loss, where Florida State committed a ton of just like stupid, dumb decisions, and that's why they lost, which has been the entire Florida State season for the last two years.

Speaker 11 Mike Norvell will be back for 2026 and it's pretty simple why. They just cannot afford to fire him.
I think it's $56 million to get rid of Norvell, $72 to get rid of his staff.

Speaker 11 And when you look around and you're saying, okay, we're going to spend $70 million to start over and we are not the best job available or the second best job available or the third best job available, Florida State just feels like they're cutting their losses right now by being like, you know what, we're just going to wait another year.

Speaker 11 They said they're going to take money and invest it into the team during this time.

Speaker 11 Personally, I think that's just a waste of time, waste of space, because what quarterback, what coordinator is going to want to come to Florida State next year knowing that everything is going to change it's not supposed to go Lucy from 13 and 1 to 2 and 10 to your coaches in trouble immediately like that's not the way that one's supposed to work ever ever well I think what's worth noting is that that season has with the context we have now that season was the anomaly for Mike Norvell it wasn't five and six yeah but it it wasn't a fluke either.

Speaker 26 But it wasn't a fluke.

Speaker 11 But no, it sort of was in the sense that Mike Norvell has built Florida State by ignoring recruiting, basically. He is not a good recruiter.
That has never hit been his game.

Speaker 11 He's hit the transfer portal so hard, and he got lucky with a bunch of really good hits. And since then, he's not changed the strategy at all.
Florida State has done everything exactly the same.

Speaker 11 They just have not gotten lucky with the portal. It's not just Mike Norvell.
It's the system he has built there. We're like, that year was absolutely a fluke.
He's six years in.

Speaker 11 He has two winning seasons. Like, we know who he is.
He's not a recruiter. He just hopes the transfer portal works out.

Speaker 26 That hurts, though.

Speaker 26 I understand how she's coming by the appraisal of Fluke, but 13-0, like when you see how difficult it is with these teams losing two games, like

Speaker 26 when's 13-0 ever.

Speaker 8 I don't kill it.

Speaker 7 This was predictable. I wish we could go back, give Ethan the job to listen to the shows after FSU got screwed.

Speaker 29 Ethan, do that.

Speaker 7 Because this was all a house of cards because of what Lucy identified, which is they struck on the transfer portal.

Speaker 24 They didn't supplement with the high school. To Norvell's credit, they're trying to recruit the high school better.

Speaker 7 And he did fix a lot of the issues from last year.

Speaker 24 The offense did get better.

Speaker 27 They hired an offensive coordinator.

Speaker 12 When they were sitting at 3-0 this year, like, you were fooled, right?

Speaker 8 No, I wasn't. No? No.

Speaker 26 No, I'm telling you, since before the season, I don't, look, I don't know what happened to FSU because I did see them beat Alabama. Like, we didn't imagine that.

Speaker 8 That's the worst loss of the season for anyone now, right?

Speaker 32 I said we were going to look back on week one between Alabama and FSU and said this might be a battle of like an eight-win team and a seven-win team. Now, Alabama's had some one-score luck.

Speaker 8 I think Alabama's proven that they're all right.

Speaker 7 Yeah, no, they're solid, but they lost to Florida State.

Speaker 27 Gus Malzon did improve the offense.

Speaker 24 It just so happens that he and Mike Norvell hate each other now.

Speaker 26 Lucy, before I get to your travels this weekend, because Ryan Day is 81 and 10 against everybody, but has lost the last four times to Michigan. They play Michigan this weekend.

Speaker 26 So I suspect that this will be, this is going to feel like a giant epic adventure.

Speaker 26 I don't know what the best environment you've found yourself in, but Ohio State kind of quietly defending its greatness because they haven't been tested and haven't played anybody.

Speaker 26 This game for Ryan Day is the only thing about Ryan Day that wouldn't make him better than Urban Meyer, correct?

Speaker 26 Like if we're talking like Urban Meyer winning the national championship, the game that you're headed to is a legitimately exciting one.

Speaker 11 Yeah, no, this is it for Ryan Day. This is it for Ohio State.
The last time Ohio State played anybody of any substance was week one against Texas.

Speaker 11 So, like, Ohio State has been, like, very, it's weird because they're the number one team in the nation and they look like it.

Speaker 11 They've just been under the radar because they haven't really had these marquee matchups. Yeah, this is sort of it.
Like, you have lost to Michigan four years in a row for the last...

Speaker 11 Obviously, this year and last year, you're significantly better than Michigan is.

Speaker 11 If this is the hump you can't get over, like, we're not at the stage anymore where we can be like, well, Ryan Day is going to get fired because he hasn't beat Michigan when they're, you know, won the national championship last year.

Speaker 11 They have everything in front of them to win this year.

Speaker 11 It's just such a weird little like monkey on his back that he cannot get off because this Michigan team is a lot better than last year's team, but this Michigan team still is like their offense is not very fun to watch.

Speaker 11 Ohio State's defense is very good. Everything should trend towards Ohio State winning, but like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 I don't know.

Speaker 11 Vibes are odd.

Speaker 13 Lucy, if Michigan wins this Saturday and Oregon loses at Washington, Michigan's in the title game, right?

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah. That's totally possible.

Speaker 27 It really screws everything up for all the other teams.

Speaker 11 Don't love that.

Speaker 11 It's very weird that Michigan is still in playoff condition. They shouldn't be.
I don't know if you watch this.

Speaker 8 Could they get in?

Speaker 2 If they beat Ohio State but don't get in to the conference championship game, could they still then be in conversation?

Speaker 8 They're the one lost team.

Speaker 31 Chris, they're going to be ranked pretty high tonight.

Speaker 8 And if they get there,

Speaker 8 best

Speaker 25 best win of the season it would be if you're michigan you don't even want to make the conversation

Speaker 26 honestly in front of everybody okay i want to ask everyone this question and i want to ask it aggressively tell me what's going to happen in ohio state michigan because i defy you people to tell me michigan's going to do that to ryan day again i defy anyone here to stand behind the opinion of michigan's going to do that to ohio state again I'm staying quiet.

Speaker 25 Don't talk to me. It was a lot more unlikely last year.

Speaker 27 I don't think Jeremiah is going to play in that game.

Speaker 24 They should be getting Tate back, which is, you know, you contextualize the last couple of games that we've seen from Ohio State. They have a great wide receiver duo that's hampered by injury.

Speaker 7 But I'm really worried about this because the ultimate chaos factor in the CFP that deeply affects somebody

Speaker 8 stakeholders. I'm making a Miami point.

Speaker 26 Somebody stake.

Speaker 8 Those fringe Miami teams.

Speaker 32 Like, if Michigan wins that game, Miami's properly effed.

Speaker 22 So did we.

Speaker 26 Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 11 Michigan has like the ability, I think this year's rivalry week, like most of the things that are going to cause chaos with the playoff or actually things going according to plan aren't going to be upsets, with the exception of Michigan, because if Michigan wins, they can find their way in the Big Ten Championship, which they will need that to get in because they do have two losses to Oklahoma and USC.

Speaker 11 I don't think Michigan wins. I watched that Northwestern game.
I don't have any faith that Michigan beats Ohio State, but whatever. I didn't have any faith at all last year that that would happen.

Speaker 11 And then Rose got pepper spray, so everything went kind of good.

Speaker 8 That's a great sentence.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I know. It's wild that that still happened.
I can't believe that. That was a year ago.

Speaker 11 Yeah, Michigan is, they have so much potential to sneak their way into the playoff and do something stupid if they beat Ohio State, but that's a big if.

Speaker 11 And I got to be honest, if you haven't watched Michigan football, which they've also been a team that's kind of been under the radar, I promise you, you don't want to see them in the playoff.

Speaker 11 We already have our own version of Michigan in the playoff with Oklahoma. You don't want Michigan there, too.

Speaker 25 You really don't want to.

Speaker 26 Oh, my God. It would be so funny, though, if it can't happen again.
I just defy any of you to state the claim. None of you are willing to stay.
Somebody show me the

Speaker 26 who is who is the shitstirrer Joey Galloway doing it?

Speaker 8 Who's taking?

Speaker 35 I'll say it. Michigan wins.

Speaker 13 My words mean nothing.

Speaker 16 That would really, really suck.

Speaker 24 Oh, I hope it happens so much.

Speaker 26 Nobody's willing to stay. Wait, I just.

Speaker 24 I'm afraid of it. I'm afraid of it because Ryan Day, this is the

Speaker 4 right UM will make the play.

Speaker 26 Ryan Day, come on, that can't be a thing, right? We're not going to say that's a real thing. That 81 and 10, Ryan Day doesn't know how to beat Michigan.
Even if they're vastly, vastly inferior.

Speaker 26 He doesn't know how to do it. He's going to lose the game for a fifth time.
He's going to be one of the great.

Speaker 8 He's going to be. Do you know what that is? He's going to be.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I know what that is.

Speaker 8 That's rose bean peppers, Fray, and it's cruel. Bird of prey.

Speaker 26 It sounds like, and it sounds like a bird is attacking my argument. Do you think this is how Ryan Day feels, Michigan week?

Speaker 8 Like, I'm the greatest.

Speaker 26 I'm the greatest there's ever been, except for this one thing, and this is that Jim Harbaugh, that Zaz thinks Jim Harbaugh is the greatest just because of what he started doing to me sucker what bad take all right i i want to get to uh because this he's laughing dan he knows it's a bad take i don't know that

Speaker 26 you do you do know that you now know that it's a ridiculous take loss of the jags 35-6 ass whooping

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Speaker 26 The thing that I want to go back to, though, because this is funny, okay? What I'm presently watching happening in college football, if you have any sense of history, is amusing. Lane Kiffin,

Speaker 26 who is 13 and 25 against ranked opponents, everybody is dying to have him. And I'm reading stuff on the internet that's like, Lane better win this one on Friday.

Speaker 8 And it's like, no, Lane's going to land in a wonderful place because apparently, Lane. Actually, don't give a shit if I win her.

Speaker 26 Lane could right now say, Yeah, LSU, I'll pick you up in about six weeks. Can you have Orgeron handle the recruiting for me? I've got to get to the beach this weekend in Boca for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 24 He had a great answer to like, what about the kids?

Speaker 31 He's like, It's different now.

Speaker 27 They can leave whenever they want.

Speaker 25 We're good.

Speaker 26 He's 13 to 25 against ranked opponents. He can have any job that he wants.
He's been embroiled in scandal two or three times with, as Mike likes to say, burning mattresses.

Speaker 26 Where's this going to end up? Because it's laughably funny how Lane Kiffin can do whatever he wants.

Speaker 11 I think it ends up with Olemis losing to Mississippi State.

Speaker 13 Mississippi State's sneaky decent, Lucy.

Speaker 11 They're sneaky good, and there is a dark, weird energy in Starkville.

Speaker 8 There always has come on.

Speaker 26 They're not going to fumble at the egg bowl. It's not going to be fumbled at the egg bowl.

Speaker 8 This is a recipe. It's the egg bowl.
Yeah. It's the egg bowl.

Speaker 11 That helps everything.

Speaker 26 You guys are just going to keep doing this with rivalry. You know about that egg bowl.

Speaker 11 No, but it's the egg bowl. It's different.

Speaker 27 It's not just the egg bowl.

Speaker 7 That's the dark arts right there. But also, it's a coach that is clearly checked out.

Speaker 32 I mean, when have you ever seen a statement like you've seen from Ole Miss?

Speaker 7 His future will be addressed after the Egg Bowl.

Speaker 31 This has all the makings of this team losing.

Speaker 28 And Lucy, if Ole Miss loses and Lane actually leaves,

Speaker 8 that...

Speaker 24 has ramifications.

Speaker 13 Come on, committee.

Speaker 11 No, I agree with that. So I think that, one, if you're a player at Ole Miss, this is the weird situation.

Speaker 11 You're standing on the sideline in Starkville, Mississippi, getting like Cal Bell psychosis happening, and all you can think about is, is this going to be my head coach in five hours?

Speaker 11 Because you don't know. Like the decision is happening then.

Speaker 11 I understand the ultimatum on Ole Miss's part because you want an answer, but also it's like, all right, you have just completely overshadowed this game that is already weird against a team that may not win a lot, but is very good and can be very sneaky and difficult to play against.

Speaker 11 You have all of that.

Speaker 11 If Ole Miss loses that game, which is a very, very possible outcome, and Lane Kiffen leaves, the committee, I believe, has already come out and said that that is something they will take into account.

Speaker 11 You could very well see Ole Miss get left out of the playoff because they do not have a head coach because he has to make that decision by the egg bowl, which hurts Ole Miss.

Speaker 13 He's already made his decision.

Speaker 8 He has.

Speaker 11 And I'm sure he's already made a decision. He made it on Friday.

Speaker 24 He made it on Friday.

Speaker 32 And that Ole Miss statement tells you everything.

Speaker 31 That doesn't scream he's coming back.

Speaker 8 I can tell you that Florida is trying to do what LSU did to them which is i can tell you and i can tell you i happen to know florida's he happens to know

Speaker 8 he happens to know he happens to know

Speaker 22 gather everyone get the children he happens to know

Speaker 8 so wise

Speaker 26 he made his decision on friday and i text you where he's going i want to know yeah i i know i think he's going to ls he's the next coach at lsuzlow's already reported that he reported it on zaslow has reported that on esp and you You guys keep pretending to be journalists as Zaslow continues to kick everybody's ass.

Speaker 26 Zaszlo's already reported on ESPN that he has to go.

Speaker 13 Don't worry. I'll never give you my sources.
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 7 You texted me before your show.

Speaker 8 Yo, I don't know why you guys said that. Teeth chattering, too.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Lane is.

Speaker 27 The ship doesn't have any leaks now, but I think a decision was made after Friday.

Speaker 24 I do know that Florida is trying their best to hijack it the way that LSU hijacked it.

Speaker 27 But I think Lane Kiven is leaving.

Speaker 24 And I think when the dust settles, he's got to be at LSU.

Speaker 12 That's what I heard too.

Speaker 11 This leaves Florida in such a weird spot because it seems like the next guy that you would want is John Summerall, who already was like, no, not Florida.

Speaker 13 I don't know where they go from here.

Speaker 24 The Summerall thing I was hearing was just both schools kind of collaborated on like, let's make Auburn hire him.

Speaker 11 Oh, that's no, that's where I think he should go. That's how, that's the most natural fit.

Speaker 11 I actually like that hire, which is weird because normally if Auburn wants to hire hire a guy immediately, I'm like, ooh, that's bad. That's not a good look.

Speaker 11 I just don't know where that leaves Florida at all. I don't know who they go for after that because I haven't heard a ton of names outside of just Kiffin.

Speaker 16 I've heard a couple of names, and one of them is friggin shocking.

Speaker 3 Go on. You can't do that.

Speaker 8 Come on. Can't do that.
No, he can't do that. No, he can't say it.

Speaker 8 I'm going to speak for Mike here. He can't say it.

Speaker 8 Text me. Text me.
Text me.

Speaker 8 Okay. I'll text you.
Wait a minute. He was about to say it, Lucy.

Speaker 17 I was about to say it.

Speaker 8 Say it to the mic that you're going to text her.

Speaker 8 Just say it. Just say say it.

Speaker 26 It's against journalism being done on this show, wherever it is. You're telling us you're going to have to.

Speaker 8 I thought that was popular.

Speaker 26 A shocking name.

Speaker 27 Do not be surprised if Florida does fall on its face here and Lane Kiffen goes to LSU.

Speaker 24 Do not be surprised.

Speaker 16 You're going to hear the normal names.

Speaker 13 Say Urban Meyer.

Speaker 24 Do not be surprised to hear Dabo's name.

Speaker 11 Arkansas has been trying to make Dabo to Arkansas happen.

Speaker 9 They have been crazy on Lebanon.

Speaker 24 Dabo Camp has been talking.

Speaker 26 Oh, put it on the poll at Levitag Show. Dabo Camp has been talking.
Yes or no?

Speaker 26 Lucy, I want to get to some other things with you,

Speaker 26 but I'm going to say it again. 13 and 25 against ranked opponents.
Can't believe you made me say it. 13 and 25 against ranked opponents.
13 and 25 against ranked opponents.

Speaker 11 But he tweets all the time. It's so funny.

Speaker 26 Might lose the egg bowl. Sneaky decent Mississippi State.
Don't be surprised. Get out of here.

Speaker 25 What are we doing?

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 26 What are we doing? Sneaky decent Mississippi State won one conference game in two years. He's doing a bit on sneaky decent Mississippi State.
Not a bit. You guys are expecting him to lose the

Speaker 26 Egg Bowl because of dark energies? What kind of analysis is that?

Speaker 11 That is the Egg Bowl.

Speaker 7 Darts.

Speaker 25 You don't get it. You don't get Starkville.

Speaker 24 You don't get the Egg Bowl on a Friday, day after Thanksgiving. You know about that Egg Bowl?

Speaker 8 You don't know.

Speaker 26 Well, so Zaslow says, do you know about that Egg Bowl? And you've had a couple of.

Speaker 8 You have a guy doing like a dog urinating celebration. Do you know?

Speaker 26 Do you know about this Axe celebration?

Speaker 30 Transfer the Axe, Dan.

Speaker 26 The Stanford, california

Speaker 8 why are you

Speaker 2 why are you yelling at me so they have the transfer of the axe cal stanford every year whoever wins the game and the best part about this is with like two minutes left in the game A bunch of, I'm going to say it, a bunch of nerds walk out onto the side of the field

Speaker 8 and they just stare at each other.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, we're looking at a photo here with one minute, 30 left.

Speaker 2 This started with about, in game time, about two minutes and 50 seconds left, and it goes through the end of the game, and they don't break.

Speaker 2 They just stare at each other for about three minutes of game time, which is what in real time? It's 10 minutes.

Speaker 25 Like 10.

Speaker 2 We're talking like two minute warning, commercial break.

Speaker 8 They're just staring at each other.

Speaker 32 And then Simon Cowell walks between them and everyone starts dancing.

Speaker 2 And who won this year? So Stanford won, so they had to give it up this year. Cowell is holding it.
So this is the passing.

Speaker 25 You've won.

Speaker 26 Axe celebration. This is electric.

Speaker 8 Can you feel the tension in the air right now?

Speaker 25 This is one of the better rivalries.

Speaker 8 I love this.

Speaker 26 As I called it, the axe celebration.

Speaker 26 I don't believe that that's what it is, but i don't know what it's not like i there's an axe involved there's a transferring of an axe it's an odd-looking axe if we can put it back up it doesn't look like a normal axe to me it looks like a that's counten stanford i mean yeah

Speaker 8 okay

Speaker 8 okay oh really we're gonna do that all right it's an internet minute all right let's go sorry time to get in it it's losy's internet minute

Speaker 11 So we have some breaking news out of some lower courts in Missouri. A judge has been suspended for, I believe, six months because he got in trouble for making too many Elvis references.

Speaker 11 And he would show up to court, dress as Elvis, and he would do Elvis voices.

Speaker 11 He was always making these weird Elvis references.

Speaker 11 And finally, someone reported him and they were like, Hey, dude, you're a judge. You really got to stop doing this.
And he was like, Oh, I didn't realize it took this bit too far. I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 I didn't know that everybody didn't love Elvis. I guess I realize now, in retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have dressed up as Elvis so much.

Speaker 27 I was just trying to make court a little bit fun.

Speaker 11 And that's what happened on the internet this week.

Speaker 35 Okay, so overruled i was trying to make the jailhouse rock

Speaker 11 if i show up to court and the judge is doing i'd throw the book at you just looking at you be so pissed you got a real suspicious look also it's doing like bad things too like i think he was like taking bribes and stuff like that allegedly i'm not 100 sure um but really it was the elvis thing that did it

Speaker 26 If you've got any others, blue suede shoes, if there's anything you got in the holster there is as Elvis.

Speaker 6 Sir, I think you're the devil in disguise.

Speaker 33 Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 What limited fake there from Jeremy?

Speaker 8 Rare. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Thanks.

Speaker 25 He's got one.

Speaker 24 He usually offers us nothing, so that's great.

Speaker 8 Usually it's true. I'm really upset right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, you're right.

Speaker 15 About all of it.

Speaker 36 Jeez.

Speaker 27 The look that you gave Zaz when he said Eskimo.

Speaker 26 Lucy is heading to Ann Arbor for the game this week, and Ohio State looks to beat Michigan for the first time since 2019. One last thing, Lucy, before you get out of here.

Speaker 26 Tony has been riddling Zaz with judgment because he's a now veteran of going into college football winters, but he does not know how to dress when representing ESPN and the top of the audio ESPN food chain.

Speaker 26 So his teeth were chattering. I could hear it in his broadcast because it's like 300 radio stations.
I like to text him that I'm listening

Speaker 26 on Saturday mornings when he's like...

Speaker 26 dominating the airwaves, but I can hear that he's cold because he's outdoors and it's Madison and it's 20 degrees and he's going to dress like this again this weekend but you did that in madison right by the lake that's right i'm brave right no

Speaker 11 i didn't know that there was a lake what you didn't know that that's like madison's whole bit but also did you just look at the forecast no he didn't need lucy it's lucy it's wind off a lake in the winter in madison like oh it's awful it's lunacy it's lunacy wearing his yard work shoes i i have been to madison in november it is that is unreal so you need one a new jacket because you can't just be wearing a sweatshirt You need more layers.

Speaker 11 You need winter shoes. I didn't see gloves.

Speaker 7 No, no gloves. Did you get a scarf?

Speaker 11 Did you have hand warmers?

Speaker 13 I didn't wear my long johns. I look good in my long johns, Lucy.
You know about that?

Speaker 11 Why would you not wear that to Madison?

Speaker 8 I want to see that photo. That's a place you have to do that.

Speaker 13 It used to be Boog Shambi's screensaver on his phone when I would call, picture me in my long johns.

Speaker 23 Oh, man.

Speaker 35 Lucy, see, that's how a radio professional dresses, right? But the thing is, you want to elevate your game. You got to be better than that, right? It's not just about radio.

Speaker 35 You got to be out there with the people like Zazzlow thinks he is.

Speaker 8 Why do you have a cigar?

Speaker 35 What do you mean?

Speaker 2 In this photo that we're showing.

Speaker 8 What do you mean? That's because you look ridiculous.

Speaker 29 Dan, you tell me.

Speaker 8 Cigar the vibe or not the vibe, Dan. You tell me?

Speaker 26 I wish Tony was having these opportunities Zaslow squanders.

Speaker 26 Tony right now would be Tony would be dominating college football by dressing better than anyone in Madison on his athletes.

Speaker 8 You'd be like, who is this guy?

Speaker 24 And then show up in a chinchilla.

Speaker 35 Like, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 25 A line eye by threat.

Speaker 26 It said Zaszlo's doing it maximum Daytona style.

Speaker 24 He's doing it $7.90 a ticket, dude.

Speaker 25 This is bigger than that.

Speaker 28 That's right.

Speaker 13 I represent a home team all the time.

Speaker 13 Never forget where I come from.

Speaker 32 You know, in any movie about the invisible man, when he goes out in disguise and puts on makeup, that's what Zaz looks like.

Speaker 24 Zaz looks like the invisible man in disguise.

Speaker 8 He looks like Hancock. Yeah.

Speaker 26 Lucy, good seeing you. Thank you.
Enjoy Ann Arbor this week, and you will both be there. So he was.

Speaker 24 What are you going to wear?

Speaker 26 Same thing.

Speaker 8 Really?

Speaker 26 I'm not going to be in Ann Arbor. Oh, I thought you were wearing an

Speaker 8 Oh, my bad, even worse. Oh, then you're fine.

Speaker 8 It's a guy in Norbert's name, Norman.

Speaker 26 He's fine. He's fine in Oklahoma.
Norman, Oklahoma, this time of year is going to be okay. It's going to be 56.

Speaker 13 Because I'm packing the same outfits.

Speaker 11 I'm not going to be nearly as bad as Michigan. Yeah, that is a perfect outfit to wear to Norman.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that's a fine.

Speaker 35 I don't know about perfect outfit. What does Amber say about your getups when you walk into the studio?

Speaker 5 Not that big of a fan. Settled down.

Speaker 8 I figured.

Speaker 26 Okay, yes, it's a fine. I think you've eliminated the college.

Speaker 35 You actually paid it to me in perpetuity, remember?

Speaker 26 Thank you, Lucy. What is the fine? Okay, good talking to you, Lucy.

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Speaker 14 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 13 I've never stepped foot on that campus. If you told me right now your life depends on it, go to Santa Fe University and just take a picture.

Speaker 14 Stugats.

Speaker 25 I would die.

Speaker 14 I don't know where it is. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 26 I wanted to backtrack for just one second. Oh, I forgot to ask her.
I think she admitted to being a Miami hater during that video, and I let her go.

Speaker 8 I need it.

Speaker 10 There's not much to ask.

Speaker 8 Okay, well,

Speaker 26 I didn't know it had been confirmed.

Speaker 29 I did not know that she had confirmed part of her.

Speaker 26 That was the first confirmation I'd gotten that from inside, the call's coming from inside the house, that Lucy, a Metal Arc employee, was an anti, she's a Miami hater. I did not know that.

Speaker 4 I knew it when she moved away.

Speaker 26 Oh, people can move. People cannot like Miami without being Miami haters.

Speaker 32 No, she's happy when anything bad happens in the end.

Speaker 26 That's a different thing.

Speaker 8 Maybe it has been.

Speaker 26 It's a city, too. All right, but that's a different thing, though.

Speaker 26 Am I wrong when I say that that's the first confirmation that we have that Lucy is a Miami hater?

Speaker 7 Or the last three years?

Speaker 26 Okay, that's all right, fine. So proof, but confirmed.
And now we've got it in the highest form of honor this show gives, which is this. The echoing Gary Furman.
That's the height of journalism.

Speaker 26 Gary Furman, local legend. If he stamps it, it's confirmed.
Lucy's a Miami hater.

Speaker 4 Getting carried away with a legend.

Speaker 8 Yeah, everybody's a legend around here. You're all shook up.
Wait a minute. Local guy that's been around.

Speaker 26 All right, so all right, so who's a legend? Is Frido a legend? Because

Speaker 13 legendary smelly Mike.

Speaker 26 Wait a minute.

Speaker 27 Frito's not a legend.

Speaker 27 Is he still doing it? No.

Speaker 8 Hold on.

Speaker 31 Not everyone gets to be a legend.

Speaker 3 He's got to have a podcast.

Speaker 8 Earlier. Everyone.

Speaker 27 Do you want to know?

Speaker 8 Do you want to know if he has a podcast? Because I'm good to go. All right, let's play that game.

Speaker 32 I'd much rather this game because I actually happen to like Josh Friedman.

Speaker 26 No, what I was just,

Speaker 8 I, look, there is no Saz loves them.

Speaker 26 There is no bucket I like to rummage in not even a little

Speaker 27 You know what time it is

Speaker 26 Listen up time to think fast is this a real or fake podcast wait just just slow down for a second so that I don't exclude

Speaker 26 listeners who don't go right back to the beginning. When I was sounding like I was wishing you a happy Thanksgiving and I did not know whether the microphone smelled like Frito or Frito's.

Speaker 26 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. This microphone smells like crap.
When I was asking the question,

Speaker 26 the question of the microphone, because we were using all the same microphone, it smelled like also Frito's and Frito. It smelled like both of those things.

Speaker 26 So Zadzlo wants to talk about this, but he doesn't want to talk about it. And I don't think we want to bury.

Speaker 12 I'm fine fine talking about it.

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 26 I

Speaker 13 there's one. You better not say that I threw shit at you again.

Speaker 24 You did, by the way.

Speaker 35 But this is a different story. There was one time as a seven ticket promotions assistant that I went.

Speaker 13 Which I don't remember.

Speaker 35 Of course, you don't because you didn't think of me at that point. But now you see me every single day.
But there was one time where I went into the bathroom after Frito did.

Speaker 26 Mistake. Now, wait a minute.
That's

Speaker 8 all been there.

Speaker 8 Come on.

Speaker 8 I'm just telling you my experience. Rico, you gotta go.

Speaker 26 Listen to me.

Speaker 3 Those bathrooms were not.

Speaker 8 Hold on.

Speaker 26 So Frido's not a legend.

Speaker 8 No?

Speaker 8 Come on, man. What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 He's, you know,

Speaker 27 he put in a shift.

Speaker 26 All right, who are you guys willing to give legendary staff? Wait a minute. Is Bob Washus a legend?

Speaker 31 Not in South Florida legend.

Speaker 7 I mean, he's the best voice in hockey.

Speaker 26 Wait a minute. He just said yes, and you said not in South Florida.

Speaker 17 He's a legend, but not a South Florida legend.

Speaker 24 You're right. I think you're right about that.

Speaker 21 I think he's like a New York legend.

Speaker 24 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 26 He's not a South Florida legend just because he was here too short a time.

Speaker 5 I think most people don't know that he did work here.

Speaker 21 You're alerting people to the fact that he started down here.

Speaker 26 He learned at the knee of Boog Shambi.

Speaker 27 Yeah, most people don't know that.

Speaker 21 That the illustrious career of Chuckle started right down here.

Speaker 13 He is a legend, but not a South Florida legend.

Speaker 7 So, who are you guys willing to?

Speaker 17 Is Boog a South Florida legend?

Speaker 8 Of course. Yeah.
Of course.

Speaker 2 Very quickly, Chuckle will join us tomorrow at 9:25.

Speaker 16 Good.

Speaker 32 I'll give him a peace of my mind.

Speaker 14 Of course, Boog. All right, so

Speaker 26 I give away legend too freely then when I say,

Speaker 26 all right, so so

Speaker 8 what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? Because we're about to put up

Speaker 8 season champions.

Speaker 26 They put up his picture.

Speaker 5 Oh, my God.

Speaker 33 He makes me happy.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I mean, he was nice to me when I was editing.

Speaker 2 I was first working on this show.

Speaker 2 His show would be right after ours.

Speaker 5 He wasn't nice to everybody, though.

Speaker 8 No, he wasn't nice to everybody, which I have a problem.

Speaker 2 He may have yelled at me on air when I didn't put the city of the collar.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 21 He did do that.

Speaker 2 I was trying to go above and beyond. Our show ended.
I'm like, you know, I'm going to stay and do some calls for Frito. And I just put the name up there, and he's like, why don't I see the city?

Speaker 32 It's got to be Ken from West Pond, not just Ken. What kind of shop you running over there in the afternoons?

Speaker 26 I side with Frito here.

Speaker 26 You got to put the city.

Speaker 31 Did you do that on purpose, Frito here? That was his tagline.

Speaker 21 Frito here.

Speaker 26 So who are the legends who aren't legends that I give legendary status to too freely? You guys have, because I think of anybody who can work in this market, this is how I do this, right?

Speaker 26 I do this with Steve Shapiro. I do it with Jim Barry.
There's a South Florida Legends.

Speaker 25 No, yeah.

Speaker 26 No, but if you guys can.

Speaker 8 What about Deepasqually?

Speaker 26 Deep Esqually 2.

Speaker 8 So you just got to be around for a while.

Speaker 26 No, no, not just be around for a while. Not just around in a transient place.

Speaker 24 Do you think he has a podcast?

Speaker 26 15 years is the cutoff. What's the cutoff where you're willing to give me if you're able to make a media currently in this market?

Speaker 26 Years and impact.

Speaker 27 How do you quantify impact?

Speaker 26 So how do I give it to freely?

Speaker 13 It's like, you know, when you see it.

Speaker 26 How many, okay, so how many legends in the history of the South Florida market are there that you're willing to give it to in radio?

Speaker 26 There's a lot. I think there's a lot.
There's a lot. Yeah, I think there's a lot of South Florida sports.

Speaker 8 Captain Curtis Stevenson.

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 27 Brandon Guzzio.

Speaker 13 No. Wow.

Speaker 26 Josh Darrow.

Speaker 8 Oh.

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 8 Love that guy.

Speaker 26 Joe Zagaki. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 Kane's voice. Yes.

Speaker 26 I like Zaz as judge for whether Kevin Rodgers.

Speaker 33 No. What? No.
K.

Speaker 8 Rodge. Come on.
No. His tongue was falling off.

Speaker 8 I didn't heard the room react to that out there. His tongue was falling off.

Speaker 26 Get the Kevin Rodgers couple of clips that we have there of him being lonely at the Super Bowl because Kevin Rogers will be furious.

Speaker 8 Your tongue ever fall off? Does anyone care?

Speaker 8 Does anyone care?

Speaker 8 We know what we're talking about.

Speaker 26 We're going to do fake or real podcast in a second, Mike. But I just want to get to the bottom.
I do want to get to the bottom of Jazz proclaiming whether people are legends in the market or not.

Speaker 29 Jonathan Grunfest.

Speaker 26 Let's play.

Speaker 26 Money Mark Eisenberg. Let's do real or fake podcast.
I had Kay Raj, but okay.

Speaker 8 Okay, go ahead. Go ahead, Rodge.
That's fine.

Speaker 39 Lincoln Kennedy, what's up, man? Yeah, I'm working.

Speaker 39 Where are you going? You going to the FHM party tonight? You're going to FHM tonight?

Speaker 39 All right.

Speaker 8 I'll see you later.

Speaker 7 It's such a 2005 clip.

Speaker 12 I was there.

Speaker 7 You're going to the FHM party tonight?

Speaker 8 You know that hot magazine that's kind of like Playboy, only they're not totally naked.

Speaker 24 You're going to that party, they always throw a good one, Lincoln Kennedy.

Speaker 27 All right, real or fake podcast time.

Speaker 21 Wingmen with Matthew and Brady Kachuk.

Speaker 21 Real or a fake podcast? Real.

Speaker 13 It's been getting some run lately.

Speaker 2 Is that the name, though? Hey, the name.

Speaker 32 Hey, your conviction is not helping tricking Dan.

Speaker 8 Real.

Speaker 7 So adjust a quarter.

Speaker 21 Play the game. Yeah, that's a real one.

Speaker 8 Thank you for being so certain.

Speaker 26 Why do I not get to play the game? Way to know.

Speaker 8 Because Dan was nervous.

Speaker 25 I saw it in his eyes.

Speaker 24 He had no idea.

Speaker 8 Let Dan answer first if you know.

Speaker 26 I'm going going to be like Cody yesterday. I was unsurprised.
Dad.

Speaker 5 I'll never forgive him.

Speaker 26 I can't get over that. He's like, what? Can we readdress it, please, just very quickly before Mike continues? Because Jeremy worked hard on that bit, four hours for a buildup.

Speaker 26 Chris was enraged that your father can't be surprised by two Naomi's existing.

Speaker 2 I know this move of my dad's of when he's confused on something and he feels like he might be getting got, he just goes into what?

Speaker 26 Jeremy's enraged.

Speaker 2 Like it was just this like indifferent of, of course.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I thought, I've been talking to a different person for three hours.

Speaker 3 I thought you hired a guy.

Speaker 6 I ran through a thousand scenarios in my mind of how yesterday could go.

Speaker 2 Indifference was not something that was not the one.

Speaker 13 We were like, oh, maybe because he wants to be sure that he doesn't look senile, he won't ask

Speaker 13 even when he thinks it's somebody else. I didn't think that because he didn't want to look senile, he would just pretend it didn't surprise him.

Speaker 8 I was hitting there was another human here.

Speaker 2 I was having dinner with my family last night, not even talking about it, and I just started shaking my head. And my wife's like, what's wrong? And I'm like, my dad ruined everything.

Speaker 24 Dad spoke to somebody for three consecutive hours, was then revealed to him that the person he thought he was talking to was not that person.

Speaker 28 And he was like, huh, would you look at that?

Speaker 26 Can I, can I just, I know that I'm out of time here, but I do just want to explore for one moment here what happened there because I felt like you guys not guarding against his senility was you guys not knowing your teammate there.

Speaker 26 To assume that he would have a surprised, befuddled reaction to Jeremy appearing in a different form suggests that he was thinking about anyone other than himself during yesterday's show.

Speaker 26 Like that he doesn't.

Speaker 8 You think that that would stir up some kind of thought about he will not have a real relationship with Jeremy.

Speaker 26 He will just be a person in the corner who's not Billy, who doesn't support him the way Billy does.

Speaker 25 He was just excited that there was a George Harrison he can name facts.

Speaker 8 We could have put on.

Speaker 26 We could have had Roy in that costume and it would have been a lot of people.

Speaker 8 Where are my church people at?

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