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Speaker 9 I've got to be honest right now. I am a little bit lightheaded because I just got to sit next to what I believe to be 20 years of radio excellence in this market, where Zaslow,
Speaker 9 he, I don't know, his wings, his feathers came out and he hit Tony with, you're high.
Speaker 12 So did we.
Speaker 13 You're out to lunch. So did we.
Speaker 9 Get a clue.
Speaker 14 So did we.
Speaker 9 You played yourself.
Speaker 14 So did we.
Speaker 9 Yo, Ben Stiller looking like a fool.
Speaker 15 So did we.
Speaker 9 Adam Silver doing nothing. So did we.
Speaker 9
That was opera. So did we.
That was Zaszlo opera as Mike's yelling. Snowball's chance in hell.
Speaker 16 So did we. No one's answered my question.
Speaker 7 Let me try this again.
Speaker 14 So did we. What was the question?
Speaker 17 Because it was a long.
Speaker 14 Yeah, it was. It was a long time.
Speaker 18
It was a dance liberatory type question. I get it.
I get it.
Speaker 19 It was a dance hell question.
Speaker 16 If Notre Dame and Miami played today, who do you think wins?
Speaker 14 So did we!
Speaker 20 Who do you think wins? Where's the game?
Speaker 14 Neutral field.
Speaker 1 Notre Dame's favored by four and a half.
Speaker 16 If it's in Miami, we know who's winning that game because Notre Dame hasn't won since 1988.
Speaker 1 I think Notre Dame, with the way they've looked, each team's looked the last month, Notre Dame on a neutral field definitely favored.
Speaker 9 Because Notre Dame won against Syracuse 70-7?
Speaker 14 Yeah. Because overall, they've won 9-11.
Speaker 1 I think even Mike would admit, game by game, they've looked better the last month.
Speaker 19 I would admit Notre Dame would be favored against Miami, and I would also admit Notre Dame was favored when they played Miami week one, and it didn't matter.
Speaker 11 They got controlled.
Speaker 2 Three points.
Speaker 9 This really isn't that complicated after that, though. And I will continue to remind you guys that the whole point of this is Miami being interesting.
Speaker 9 And so we'll talk about it for a month because it's good to put them side by side and be like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 14 So did we. No one wanted to answer the question.
Speaker 9
But the fact of the matter. matter is on the way that Notre Dame is ranked, it's just basically that since they lost twice, they haven't been tested.
Like, they've looked like they're getting better.
Speaker 11 Their offense is stronger. They're tested against Boston College.
Speaker 9 They're not playing close games.
Speaker 7 They're not playing good teams.
Speaker 9 That's correct, but they're not being.
Speaker 7 They don't have a Louisville on their schedule.
Speaker 25 They don't have an SMU.
Speaker 9
Yes, if they were playing Louisville and SMU back-to-back, perhaps they would have lost two. They are not, but they are not playing close games, and Miami lost two of the games.
So did we!
Speaker 9 And that's how you've sounded for a month, and it's only going to get worse.
Speaker 9 And people are going to dislike Miami, and Miami's going to enjoy being disliked, and we're going to argue for a month, and the whole point of it is to entertain the content machine.
Speaker 19 Right, and I hate where we are, where it's just a Miami-Notre Dame conversation.
Speaker 16 Again, I think Notre Dame is a good team. I think they deserve to be in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 So do we.
Speaker 14 So did we!
Speaker 16 We're one of the best teams in the nation.
Speaker 16 I think what you're having is a lot of confirmation bias because Miami was underranked to start the season, and people pointed to Miami shooting themselves in the foot and saying that's who Miami's team is and they haven't checked back yet.
Speaker 16 If Notre Dame gets to be a different team after their losses, why isn't that afforded to Miami?
Speaker 19 We've played four games.
Speaker 16 It's a quarter of the season since Miami played that game against SMU.
Speaker 19 You've watched Miami every week.
Speaker 7 Miami does look different from that game.
Speaker 16 Miami is doing different things since that game. Miami has navigated injuries since that game.
Speaker 25 Miami is one of the best teams in the nation.
Speaker 19 If Miami gets into that tournament, they have a legitimate shot to beat whoever lines up in front of them.
Speaker 19 And I think the discourse, and I'm partly to blame here, is just solely about Miami and Notre Dame.
Speaker 7 When the fact is, Miami deserves to be in that tournament on merit.
Speaker 9 Is anyone else tired of this as subject matter?
Speaker 14 I just love that it's
Speaker 5 partly to blame when the person who centered the entire thing around the one game of which Miami dominated
Speaker 2 Notre Dame
Speaker 5 for a three-point win.
Speaker 2 I'm sure we can find the word dominated in there somewhere.
Speaker 28 Because what's going to happen is
Speaker 16 the rankings are going to come out today, and Miami is once again going to be on the outside looking in. I'm going to be looking at
Speaker 16 incredible multiple scenarios inside the ACC trying to figure out how I can get into this tournament with my 23% FPI college football playoff predictor chances.
Speaker 19 And that is a plight that is on me and not on Notre Dame as they're sitting comfy at 73% when they lost the effing game.
Speaker 5 Maybe score 70 points and win nine games in a row.
Speaker 2 And don't lose two games out of three.
Speaker 14 But what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 Miami.
Speaker 31 Notre Dame lost two in a row.
Speaker 32 I heard this on Kirk Herbstreet and Joey Galloway's.
Speaker 18 Well, Joey Galloway, don't take anything that guy says seriously because he's just a shitstir.
Speaker 16 Fastest guy in the league.
Speaker 27 He's just a shitstir.
Speaker 9 How did that happen?
Speaker 11 That happened all the time.
Speaker 33 This is always who he is.
Speaker 24 Is that an Ohio State thing?
Speaker 9 He's just a shitstir.
Speaker 27 It's a character trait.
Speaker 21 And he said, well, Miami lost two games in three weeks.
Speaker 10 I'm like, hold up.
Speaker 19 Wait a second.
Speaker 16 That's the argument because Notre Dame lost two in two weeks. What are we doing? And then,
Speaker 10 like, Kirk Herbstreet made the point, like, those games were close.
Speaker 19 There has to be a punitive measure.
Speaker 16 Miami beat themselves in this game.
Speaker 21 So now the loss is being close hurts Miami.
Speaker 6 What are we doing?
Speaker 16 I mean, BYU lost a game by more points than Miami's lost their last three games combined.
Speaker 21 Miami is a really good team.
Speaker 19 They don't get beat up.
Speaker 25 No one has Miami's number and kicks their ass.
Speaker 16 That's not something that's happened to Miami this season.
Speaker 26 Miami's kicked a lot of ass.
Speaker 6 Miami's dished out dominations.
Speaker 11 I wish the score would reflect.
Speaker 23 the point to the extent that we kicked that ass against Florida and FSU and Notre Dame.
Speaker 33 we don't have the salad points.
Speaker 14 Now we're going for sale points, and it's a terrible way to watch a game.
Speaker 26 Miami's one of the best teams in the nation.
Speaker 18 They deserve to be in the college football playoff.
Speaker 11 Everyone's subscribing to group thinking it's bullshit.
Speaker 31 Okay, forget about BYU.
Speaker 36 All right, number 11 and number 12 are going to be the ACC champion and
Speaker 36 the Big 12 champion or maybe some combination of the group of five champion. The only way for Miami to get in.
Speaker 36 Into the college football playoff is if they're in instead of Notre Dame, right like both can't get in which is a shame because i think both no so you're confirming that like i'm asking you essentially yeah i think right now the most likely scenario
Speaker 16 i think the most likely scenario if you look at fpi what the committee is telling you the most likely scenario here is that miami is going to be left on the outside yeah and notre dame is going to be in yeah Kirk Herbstreet asks the question, at what point does head-to-head cease to matter?
Speaker 29 And I've heard Kirk Herbstreet's podcast for several weeks.
Speaker 16 What do you say?
Speaker 32 He's often said that if Miami finishes 10-2,
Speaker 7 then head-to-head should matter.
Speaker 33 And it's a bet.
Speaker 19 What's happening here is everyone assumed Miami would pack it in after they lost to SMU.
Speaker 16 And Miami is annoying the hell out of this committee by winning all these games and forcing them to have this conversation. I'm curious to see what they do with Vanderbilt.
Speaker 19 Does Vanderbilt find its way ahead of Miami so they can avoid this tear thing that they can do?
Speaker 9 I'm so done with you, Missouri.
Speaker 11 So did we.
Speaker 9 I will never believe in you again, Missouri.
Speaker 11 Never again.
Speaker 33 So did we.
Speaker 21 You guys are leaving me on an island here, and there's not enough people saying, yo, Miami is really friggin' good. Miami deserves to be in this college football.
Speaker 9 You're making the argument well enough, and I believe most people watching the games would say there are three or four teams in the country that would be favored against Miami.
Speaker 9 Texas Tech, Texas A ⁇ M.
Speaker 9 There are very few teams, if I put them right now on a field and said it's one game for everything, that are going to be favored by a great deal over Miami.
Speaker 16 I think they smoke Texas Tech.
Speaker 14 I think there's a great deal of teams that we smoke.
Speaker 9 Well, Georgia, probably on reputation.
Speaker 1 I mean, you didn't smoke Virginia tech.
Speaker 27 That's right.
Speaker 24 You did.
Speaker 15 I mean, did you watch the game?
Speaker 27 That was a 10-point game late in the fourth.
Speaker 14 It was a bullshit game.
Speaker 11 Didn't cover.
Speaker 14 I'm just saying, you're saying smoke them.
Speaker 14 We smoked them.
Speaker 7 Our win probability never went below 92%.
Speaker 37 Yeah, we kicked their ass.
Speaker 15 We went into Blacksburg and we kicked their ass.
Speaker 14 Now we like those EOS.
Speaker 9 This is where we are with this, though. It's Snowball's chance in hell over here, and we kicked that ass, and he's getting emotional because he wants to be one of the 12 teams.
Speaker 21 I'm getting frustrated because no one's answering my question.
Speaker 14 No one has
Speaker 11 a question, to be honest. What was the question?
Speaker 21 Does Miami deserve to be in the college football playoff?
Speaker 14 That wasn't the question.
Speaker 2 The question was who would win between the games.
Speaker 11 And no one answered that.
Speaker 21 So let me try this a different way.
Speaker 38 Does Miami deserve to be in the college football playoff?
Speaker 12 Yes.
Speaker 19 Dan, would you like to take a sab?
Speaker 14 Sure.
Speaker 5 They should have won all their games. Teams that win all their games should probably make it.
Speaker 7 They didn't.
Speaker 21 There's four teams that have won all their games.
Speaker 25 Now there's a cluster of 10 and 2 teams, and Miami is the best win out of them.
Speaker 9 This is the discussion. Look, man.
Speaker 14 And the worst losses, though? Okay, but... No! No.
Speaker 39 FSU beat Alabama.
Speaker 24 That doesn't stick to them.
Speaker 11 It's true. Miami's got a rank loss.
Speaker 19 SMU better be ranked today.
Speaker 7 Miami's got a ranked loss.
Speaker 36 Yeah, but we can't do the whole, like, you know, same opponent and who beat that same opponent better for Miami and Alabama, right?
Speaker 16 Uh-uh.
Speaker 14 No, we've decided that we're not going to do that, and the Alabama FSU result doesn't matter.
Speaker 9 Can I get you, is there a way to quiet this storm somehow, publicly, privately, every kind of way, by just conceding to you that everyone listening to this would probably tell you, yeah, I think Miami is one of the 12 best teams in the country.
Speaker 9 And then everything after that is just arguing about the
Speaker 9 the 10 slots, the eight slots for the other two lost teams as we know, oh, Texas isn't that good.
Speaker 11 Oh, Oklahoma's not that good.
Speaker 9 Oh, Georgia Tech's not that good. That among these two lost teams, yeah, Miami's probably one of the, probably the best of the six two lost teams.
Speaker 19 If I remove the brands from this, no one's okay with a scenario in which two teams are in the college football playoff precipice, Notre Dame in, Miami out, but two 10 and two teams, and the tiebreaker usually is head-to-head, and they're not taking that into account.
Speaker 9 Jeremy, how is that a losing argument?
Speaker 5
It's not a losing argument. I just think we've seen it before.
Like, it doesn't surprise me with the college football playoff when we see that they're including head-to-head as a factor.
Speaker 5
It's not the only factor. And maybe it should be when you get to the end of the season and these teams are sitting at the same record, but they've had different schedules.
They play different teams.
Speaker 5 This isn't the NFL where you're playing all of the same teams against each other.
Speaker 5 No, there are a ton of similar opponents. And if these were two simply just ACC teams, maybe we're having a different conversation.
Speaker 9 But we're not.
Speaker 5 Like this has been the case with the college football playoff for years.
Speaker 5 And Mike, it's why I support you and why, Dan, you should follow your own precedent that you set from 2017, which is if a team that deserves to be in the college football playoff is excluded by ESPN and the conglomerate of people keeping them out purely for biased perspectives, you should crown Miami national champions.
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Speaker 38 Yeah, I would be.
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Speaker 17 The committee has an incredible chance ahead of them.
Speaker 36 Tonight, to come out, put Miami in, leave Notre Dame out.
Speaker 14 Tonight, though.
Speaker 24
Just to get the juices flowing. Just to to get the juices flowing.
Just to get people riled up before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 14 My juices are flowing.
Speaker 16 I alluded to, like, why does Notre Dame get to sit comfy on Thanksgiving at 73% while I'm living and dying at 23%?
Speaker 19 You would have thought that that head-to-head matchup would have at least afforded me that. But they're in the cat bird seat, and I don't get it.
Speaker 35 The committee puts their hat on that hat rack, all the white hats that they got literally three seconds before that video.
Speaker 7 They say, look, dude, we'll put Miami in. Let's just have some fun.
Speaker 17 I can't even stand up right now.
Speaker 4 They're mailing it in too, Dan.
Speaker 17 Chris is mailing it in. I'm not, obviously.
Speaker 7 But everybody else in America is mailing it in.
Speaker 17 The college football committee says, hey, you know what? Put Miami. Let's have some fun.
Speaker 9 This is the problem I'm having around here, okay? Is that Jeremy, as all you guys are talking, is saying to me, Do you know that Norman Powell is second only to SGA in points per isolation?
Speaker 1 That's right. That's some good company.
Speaker 11 SGA. It's Norman Powell.
Speaker 9
It's not what we were talking about. Doesn't matter.
And what Mike is doing is he's making a good but tedious argument.
Speaker 14 So did we!
Speaker 9 And I don't think you're wrong.
Speaker 9 And I think the point is to have you arguing and you're just raising the stakes on what that Pittsburgh game will be because you're dying for the feeling of the last two years where you're snorting the edge of the earth because you're very close to the championship.
Speaker 9 If you get to the playoffs, your team is ascending. Mario Cristobal is clearly climbing.
Speaker 9 If he's getting better every year and you can get blown out in your sport like James Franklin just did, like if that's the stakes on we're going to pay these guys $90 million with $50 million buyouts, Mario Cristobal's trajectory the last couple of years has been up.
Speaker 9 His last year, his last team was flawed, but wonderful offensively, wonderful to watch.
Speaker 9 But you didn't believe in it the way you believe in this one, being physical, being fast, side-to-side on defense, having a lot of ways to beat you. You believe in a playoff.
Speaker 9 This is your best chance to win a championship. Like, this is your best chance you've had in how many years?
Speaker 16
Yeah, no, this is the best team that we've had since turn of the century. You know, you remember when we asked about Ichiro's contract and David Samson was just like, it can't be.
It simply can't be.
Speaker 19 And if Miami handles business at Pittsburgh and they finish this season at the end.
Speaker 36 Do they have to beat him better than Notre Dame did?
Speaker 19 I don't understand that point when the head coach said and has since apologized for like, Notre Dame doesn't matter.
Speaker 16 When asked about the Notre Dame game, he said the Miami game.
Speaker 19 Like, it was just weird.
Speaker 16 This is a conference game.
Speaker 19 Pittsburgh is playing for a chance to get into the conference championship game.
Speaker 16 There's a totally different scenario.
Speaker 11 And I'm glad Lou Riddick and Chuckle have an opportunity to correct the wrong feelings.
Speaker 11 You know why?
Speaker 21 No, no, no.
Speaker 19 But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying about it can't be is Miami is 10-2. Notre Dame is 10-2.
Speaker 33 They both played.
Speaker 19 Miami beat Notre Dame. Miami gets shut out of the college football playoff.
Speaker 25 Notre Dame's best win is against a middling USC team.
Speaker 29 I could even understand potentially, slightly, if Notre Dame stacked these crazy wins. They went to Athens and beat Georgia.
Speaker 11 I'm like, all right, that's impressive.
Speaker 32 But they don't.
Speaker 30 They don't have great wins.
Speaker 34 So why are you shutting Miami out?
Speaker 32 What happened on the field has to matter.
Speaker 26 I think if we told anybody at the beginning of the season that this scenario was possible, they'd all be like, that's bullshit.
Speaker 15 That's not football.
Speaker 32 That's not right.
Speaker 6 One team won, one team lost.
Speaker 7 A team that won should be rewarded, not penalized.
Speaker 1 We can all agree if there was an NIT, they'd be a one-seed.
Speaker 9 Oh, yeah. All right, look, this is the part that's pissing me off, okay? Because the way that he's getting here is a bit disrespectful on a couple of fronts.
Speaker 9 And I'm surprised you're not offended on Bob Washusin's behalf. When Mike sideswipes local legend Bob Washusin.
Speaker 2 Chuckle fuck.
Speaker 9 Chuckle fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 10 Hits.
Speaker 9 Bob Washusin is one of the top 10 broadcasters to come out of South Florida over Mike's tenure.
Speaker 9 For him to dismiss him with a chuckle fuck while also sideswiping, I don't know where Joey Galloway works right now.
Speaker 30 ESPN.
Speaker 9 Okay, so your colleague.
Speaker 39 Yeah. Your colleague.
Speaker 9
That's my coworker. Joey Galloway with calling him whatever he is, whatever you were calling him, a shit started.
You're choosing sides?
Speaker 43 You're choosing ESPN over us?
Speaker 14 Is that that what you're doing?
Speaker 36 No, well, I'm choosing respect.
Speaker 36 If you know anything about me, you know I'm a man of respect.
Speaker 24 What about this man right here?
Speaker 27 I respect him, too.
Speaker 24 You don't respect him?
Speaker 36 He didn't say anything bad about me.
Speaker 16
Look, Bob Washusen, I consider him a friend. So much so.
In the hockey chat. He is saved in my phone as Chuckle f ⁇ .
Speaker 11 You are really.
Speaker 14 Yeah, look at that. What is a Chucklef ⁇ edge?
Speaker 9 This is a term of endearance.
Speaker 1 Him going after Bob, like they're f ⁇ ing.
Speaker 9
A term of endearment. You're calling Bob Washus in publicly.
Hold on a second.
Speaker 30 Is that what he saved as Tony?
Speaker 29 Look, Tony saved us, Bob Washin'.
Speaker 14 So wait a minute. Chuckle f.
Speaker 9 I didn't know you had this relationship with local legend and I don't know if I can.
Speaker 7 Former Book Shambhi roommate.
Speaker 9 Look, Bob Washusin, I would say, is one of the great prodigies to come through this town.
Speaker 9 You reducing him to Chuckle because he's stuck with Miami Virginia Tech while everyone else has the good games. Chuckle f is disrespectful.
Speaker 14 Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 9 Why are you doing that?
Speaker 14 He disrespected me.
Speaker 16 By perpetuating this narrative, I don't know who from the CFP committee got in their ear and said, hey, hey, if Miami doesn't win this game by 40 points and you don't set that tone early, it's a disaster for them.
Speaker 21 And they just went along with this narrative and it was a horrible way to watch a game.
Speaker 19 And since then, Lou Riddick has been overcompensating, saying, head-to-head matters. To me, Miami should be in.
Speaker 34 I'm like, that would have been nice to hear.
Speaker 11 Guess what, Lou Riddick and Chuckle.
Speaker 46 You get an opportunity this weekend to fix that.
Speaker 1 Sounds like he's saying Bob and Lou Riddick did not hang their hat when they walked into that broadcast booth.
Speaker 16 No, they were pawns.
Speaker 14 And
Speaker 10 I alerted Bob with shoes and to, hey, Bob, you're being used here.
Speaker 14 So shape up.
Speaker 9 How many people are you going to call out? Lou Riddick has now been called out. And Schitster, Joey Galloway, does he have a reputation as a person?
Speaker 33 Jordan McPherson, AP voter? What do you say?
Speaker 21 That ranked Miami behind Notre Dame as a Miami Herald writer.
Speaker 14 Wow.
Speaker 6 What the hell are you doing, Bob? How dare you call it?
Speaker 27 Jordan McPherson.
Speaker 14 That's a kind man.
Speaker 29 Look, there's a huge problem here with the AP and the coaches poll because I know what they do.
Speaker 30 They look at last week's rankings and they look at the box scores and then look like a little thing here, a little thing there.
Speaker 14 That's what they do?
Speaker 16 Every voter is being asked an existential question about football and they should take that responsibility seriously.
Speaker 11 The fact that only four AP voters have Miami over Notre Dame when they have the same record, played on a football field and Miami won is criminal.
Speaker 14 Okay. There is a huge, there is a war on football.
Speaker 6 And you as an AP voter and a coach, there isn't a coach on God's green earth that would be okay with this.
Speaker 28 They're all subscribing to this group think there is a war on football.
Speaker 6 Stand your ground and vote with your heart.
Speaker 39 Vote for what's right.
Speaker 24 Vote for what happens on the field because games matter.
Speaker 30 Don't talk to me about who would be favored.
Speaker 22 They play the games for a reason.
Speaker 9 After Jordan McPherson, Mike, you are continuing.
Speaker 19 I guarantee you he's fixing that next week.
Speaker 39 I guarantee you he is.
Speaker 46
If Miami wins and doesn't fall on their face and get over like this, this is who we're kind of after. This is who we're going to be.
I keep better. This guy's off.
Speaker 14 I keep better.
Speaker 11 Keep better.
Speaker 22 Jordan.
Speaker 27 Listen. Jordan.
Speaker 12 If you do this shit again, if Miami goes into Pittsburgh at noon with Lou Riddick and Chuckle on the broadcast
Speaker 22 and they take care of business, you need to do the right thing.
Speaker 34 And let me tell you, the right thing is overcompensating and putting Miami at number fing four.
Speaker 14 So did we?
Speaker 9 I need you to stop cursing.
Speaker 11 I think my tone was good there.
Speaker 14 So did we.
Speaker 9 This is the problem with what's happening right here, okay?
Speaker 9
You are unhinged. You're out to see.
I can't do this for a month.
Speaker 34 No one's watched Miami since they lost.
Speaker 7 Mike.
Speaker 1 I checked in the fourth quarter to see the score.
Speaker 5 You told us not to, by the way.
Speaker 9 Mike, I'm just telling you
Speaker 9 that while you're shouting at everyone in America about this, because you care about this program and you care about this championship chance, I've got Jeremy.
Speaker 9 He's moved off of Norm Powell stats in isolation, and he's asking me for the descriptor on the show.
Speaker 11 Is chuckle f one word or two?
Speaker 14 I think it's two. It's two.
Speaker 18 It's two same chuckle last name.
Speaker 9
Okay. It's disrespectful.
It's a PH, though, for it's It's disrespectful.
Speaker 9 Like, Zaszlo, I have rarely heard in our market someone of Bob Washusin's pedigree being taken down by a similar colleague, peer, of good repute in the industry to dismiss the other one as chuckle
Speaker 9 is as disrespectful a thing.
Speaker 9 Mike, don't play the innocent here as if you don't know who you're coming after.
Speaker 32 Don't talk to me like I'm not.
Speaker 7 I didn't take this complaint directly to Bob Washusin.
Speaker 11
He would say it to Chuckle. And what I said.
I did.
Speaker 14 You were in the group chat.
Speaker 14 You were in the group chat.
Speaker 11 You were in the group chat. I know.
Speaker 21 It's hard to keep up.
Speaker 14 Added him, Jets. At Chuckle.
Speaker 9 Do we need to get Washusin on? He's a local. He's a local legend, Mike, and you're being disrespectful.
Speaker 46 I'm not being disrespectful.
Speaker 20 I was disrespectful.
Speaker 14 How?
Speaker 7 He was disrespectful to my program.
Speaker 9
Mike, no one would say Chuckle is respectful. No one would say that.
No one. That makes it disrespectful.
Speaker 21 He's a pawn in the CFP committee's game.
Speaker 32 He went with this ridiculous narrative.
Speaker 11 Him and Lou Riddick.
Speaker 9
Yes, both of them. Co-conspirators.
Co-conspirators. Put Joey Galloway, that shit, sir.
Speaker 27 He is a shit, sir.
Speaker 19 He's a different. Put him off to the side.
Speaker 16 No one can take Joey Galloway seriously. Don't, don't.
Speaker 21 Listen, I've been in this game for 20 years.
Speaker 27 Don't take a word that guy says seriously.
Speaker 14
Put it on the public. I've heard that.
Put it on the what? Yeah, I've heard that. That's your calling.
Speaker 21 Yeah, he doesn't have any conviction.
Speaker 38 He just moves on from argument to argue.
Speaker 33 I'm just saying what I've heard.
Speaker 14 He moves on from my opinion.
Speaker 9 I've heard that. That's your calling.
Speaker 32 Did you watch the next game that he did?
Speaker 14 I was like,
Speaker 12 I've heard that.
Speaker 20 I literally just heard it. We are efforting.
Speaker 14 We're efforting for Bob.
Speaker 9 You're saying that Lou Riddick, well, we should talk to Lou Riddick too if you're saying they're co-conspirators, Chuckle fk and Lou.
Speaker 11 I don't know Lou like that.
Speaker 32 I do know Chuckle f like that.
Speaker 27 So did we!
Speaker 32 You guys are trying to work me up.
Speaker 7 When I came in here, I'm like, I'm going to be.
Speaker 14 You're not worked up yet? We're trying to work you.
Speaker 27 We're trying to work you up.
Speaker 11 We're in there.
Speaker 21 There is a criminal enterprise that is operating right under your noses, and you're all just like, all right, this is cool.
Speaker 7 Been here for eight years. Everything that we learned about football, about results results mattering, head-to-head mattering.
Speaker 33 I guess let's throw that out the window because they lit up Fran Brown.
Speaker 11 Now I know why Fran Brown obsesses over quitting so much.
Speaker 9 Stinky Fran Brown.
Speaker 11 Because his team quits on his ass.
Speaker 9
Okay, 70 to 7. That was bad.
They played their third string quarterback at home against North Carolina.
Speaker 9 Look, some of these teams are breaking. Louisville is not the same team now when they get injured.
Speaker 12 They lost two Browns.
Speaker 9
At the end of the season, Miami's thing is formidable. We all know this.
I just need you to settle down on this front. You're cursing too much.
There are too many curses in this segment.
Speaker 9 And now I think Chris Cody is hearing curses in places that they don't exist. This was an argument before the show that we had about Creighton.
Speaker 9 You're going to have to describe this play to the audience here, but I think Chris Cody made an editing mistake because I think he bleeped something that was not meant to be bleeped here as an official tries to, or an announcer goes crazy because of what, a blocking call?
Speaker 1 Yes, Creighton is on defense, and this guy comes up for a crazy dunk, and they call a foul. Where if you watch the play, there's hardly any contact, but this broadcaster, his name is John Bishop.
Speaker 1
It was Creighton vs. Baylor.
John Bishop loses his mind when there's a call, and we can relive this bleep after, but I want to play the whole thing because it's great sound.
Speaker 11 Car into the paint.
Speaker 47
Missed the dunk. And a fing foul.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 That was two seconds after the play ended.
Speaker 47
Car driving. He's outside the circle.
He's outside the circle and he's set.
Speaker 47 He was outside the circle and he was set.
Speaker 47
Brett Smith blew it. He was outside the restricted area.
He was straight up and down. He was set like the statue sitting out in front of New York, New York, and they called that.
Speaker 47 That's an absolutely horse crap call in a game that's been played out like this.
Speaker 48 Unbelievable.
Speaker 47 bailout call by an incompetent referee
Speaker 47 and ball don't lie.
Speaker 14 And then he missed the free throw.
Speaker 14 Ball don't lie.
Speaker 19 Do you guys remember Don West from QVC when he would open up a sporting pack and be like, look, Juan Gonzalez.
Speaker 6 That sounds just like the late Don West.
Speaker 1
So when I heard this first call, I heard it unbleeped. I'm convinced.
I'm going to play now.
Speaker 20 Like, you're telling me, you would think that that announcer right there, that's a television. Is it a television radio?
Speaker 7 It's a radio, but I'm going to replay it with the bleep.
Speaker 30 You're telling me...
Speaker 11 Into the paint.
Speaker 47 Miss the dunk. And a fing foul.
Speaker 14 Why are you?
Speaker 14 out of the way.
Speaker 9 I wish you had to be. An F and foul?
Speaker 14 All right, let me play now.
Speaker 20 Professional play-by-play man into a microphone, you think shouted out an F and foul.
Speaker 1 Now, luckily, we have a team around here because before the show, I bleeped it, and then I found out from our team, they're like, hey, he doesn't say the F-word. He says blocking foul.
Speaker 2 Blocking, blinking.
Speaker 1 Those are similar. Let's replay now.
Speaker 14 Without the blinking.
Speaker 9 You decided to bleep.
Speaker 1 I listened to it multiple times and I thought I heard the F-word.
Speaker 9 It's so much better with the bleep than it is without it. A blocking foul is one form of outrage.
Speaker 14 You listen for yourself.
Speaker 9 Tell me what you hear. But not only listen for yourself, know that the volume he comes at this expects the second syllable to be
Speaker 48 referee
Speaker 11 are into the paint.
Speaker 47 Miss the dunk.
Speaker 48 And I'm blocking foul.
Speaker 49 What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 It's very clearly blocking.
Speaker 9 I don't know how you missed that.
Speaker 48 And I'm talking foul.
Speaker 14 What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 You guys have the ability to know before what the controversy was. If you're just listening to this the first time, I'm telling you, I thought it was.
Speaker 36 No, I think we have the ability to know that it's a crazy thing for a play-by-play guy.
Speaker 30 That's why I thought it was great sound.
Speaker 47 A effing foul.
Speaker 49 Play one more time.
Speaker 16 But throw up the image of Dandy Don West in the background, even though that's not Dandy Don West. Look at Dandy Don West.
Speaker 47 And I'm fucking foul.
Speaker 2 What are you?
Speaker 9 Do you realize, guys, how much greater the games would be if you can just let it fly like that in your second syllable?
Speaker 14 Hey, clicking fellow.
Speaker 9 It's so much better that way.
Speaker 1 My mistake, hand up.
Speaker 1 That's me working hard. You say I'm, you know, Thanksgiving week.
Speaker 14 That is me going above and beyond.
Speaker 9 Do you have any other Thanksgiving things to sprinkle over the laziness of nobody's working this week?
Speaker 1 I have rapper Plies talking about his ideal Thanksgiving menu.
Speaker 48
It's my favorite time of the motherfucking year. I'm finna make my mother f ⁇ ing menu for Thanksgiving.
We're gonna start off with the motherfucking meats.
Speaker 48
I want me a deep-fried motherfucking tucking. I'm talking about a peanut or a tucking.
I'm talking about you got to season that motherfucking two, three days in advance.
Speaker 48 Shoot him with that motherfucking Cajun butter.
Speaker 48 All in the neck, all in the breast.
Speaker 48
All in the motherfucking bastard. All in the motherfucking wang.
Hit him all over with that Cajun butter.
Speaker 1 And I want a motherfucking honey baked ham.
Speaker 48 I'm talking about glaze him, shine that motherfucker with all that motherfucking sugar. All that motherfucking.
Speaker 49 And I want me a motherfucking tuck in the oven. Slow bake tuck tuck on 250.
Speaker 48 I'm talking about bake that motherfucker all night, fall asleep, cooking that motherfucker. Then you wake up in the morning, that motherfucker is so timber.
Speaker 14 Gobble, cobble. I gotta have that food.
Speaker 29 That's the type of care.
Speaker 16 You know when they say the secret ingredient is love?
Speaker 12 Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 11 That is going to be...
Speaker 33 That's gonna, you know, the meal from hook? The food fight?
Speaker 19 That's what it's gonna be.
Speaker 36 I think he may have said blocking.
Speaker 2 God damn it.
Speaker 9 This might be the most bleeped hour in the history of of our show.
Speaker 9 Do you have anything else from the Thanksgiving bucket so I can just be done with this and we can try over the course of the next two days to give people the show they deserve instead of the lazy Thanksgiving one you want to do?
Speaker 1 I have Dan wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. This microphone smells like crap.
Speaker 16 It's a Frito mic.
Speaker 16 I remember that one.
Speaker 11 You can hear the smell of the microphone.
Speaker 9 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. This microphone smells like crap.
Speaker 24 Were you like 10 feet away? Why was that so lazy?
Speaker 9
It was the Frito microphone. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
When you say it was the Frito microphone, I legitimately don't know whether you mean Josh Friedman.
Speaker 7 Definitely him.
Speaker 14 Excuse me, everybody.
Speaker 33 Not Frito-Lays.
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Speaker 13 Don Levatard.
Speaker 36 My algorithm on Instagram is dance all boobs.
Speaker 24 Stugats.
Speaker 12 It's a good algorithm.
Speaker 44 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.
Speaker 1
I texted Bob Washus in, can you join us right now? Mike is giving you crap for your Kane's coverage on Saturday. His response, I can't, unfortunately.
Just tell him he's wrong whatever he's saying.
Speaker 9 I don't think he respects you enough either.
Speaker 9 I believe Chuckle over there, South Florida broadcasting legend, is doing a little chortling in his suit with his guy, Lou Riddick, co-conspirator, to laugh at Miami when you're from here, Bob.
Speaker 9 You came here and you earned your
Speaker 9
college football adjacent credentials in this town. So did we.
Don't chuckle, f ⁇ us.
Speaker 14 So did we.
Speaker 7 I'm going to hit him up.
Speaker 16 Maybe have a little happy hour in Pittsburgh on Friday.
Speaker 14 So did we.
Speaker 16 Maybe take a different approach.
Speaker 18 Come here, chuckle.
Speaker 14
Come here. Let me put my arm around you.
Who you're going, Mike? Yeah, I'm going to the game. Oh,
Speaker 9 so, and Zazzlo,
Speaker 1 Zaslo, and borrow your sweater.
Speaker 9 Zaszlo, where are you going? Are you going to a cold place this weekend?
Speaker 36 Yeah, I'm going to Norman, Oklahoma.
Speaker 9
Are you going to get more clothes? Because that's going to be bitter cold. You're not.
No, Zaslo, you're not going to do it again.
Speaker 36
No, I told you already. I control my own blood.
I'll be fine.
Speaker 7 That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 11 Well, you wouldn't know. You sound stupid.
Speaker 30 You wouldn't understand.
Speaker 9 Oklahoma might, Norman might be colder this time of year. This bone-chilling cold, you're going to do a show outside? Yeah, of course.
Speaker 16 I think it's got to be 25 degrees noonstart for Miami Pitts.
Speaker 9 You understand the deeper winter gets, the colder it gets, yes?
Speaker 36 Yeah, no, but whatever, man, I'm tough. You're right.
Speaker 17 All right, Tony, what potential for rain, by the way, on Saturday at Dano in Norman, Oklahoma.
Speaker 14 You ready for that? Cold rain? You know about cold.
Speaker 7 It's got rain enormous. I got rain.
Speaker 31 I got second in points per isolation behind Shea Gildris Alexander.
Speaker 19 56 degrees, Zaz. You're going to be all right.
Speaker 11 Yeah.
Speaker 9 Zazzlo is,
Speaker 9 I did not think that with everyone eating at the football trough, that Zazzlo would have an opinion controversial and unique among people talking about sports in this market.
Speaker 9 Where Zaslow is now a person that anytime in a football game,
Speaker 9 an outbreak of punching happens because these tacklers are getting better and better at hunting the football with punches.
Speaker 36 Someone should send me a video of last night because no one's done that yet.
Speaker 9
Well, Zaszlo, don't act burdened by it. This is a great honor the audience bestows upon you by having a take no one else has, which you want to ban before.
You want to ban punching in football.
Speaker 9 So the 50 times a weekend that someone punches out the football, you get the tweet, eat it, Zaz. That's a good play.
Speaker 9 But the one time a guy gets hit in the junk and a fight breaks out after the game, oh, by the way, Carolina Panthers in the mix.
Speaker 9 When a fight breaks out during a game last night, at the end of the game, Zaszlo is being tweeted by the internet, the entirety of the internet, because he is more associated with this take than anyone.
Speaker 9
Mark Schlaris of the world are saying punching's fine. And Zaszlo's like, come on, let's draw the line at punching.
Let's not punch anymore.
Speaker 36 I mean, I have an incredible amount of you know about that dick punch tweets at me last night but look how far the ball's away from the ball oh he's going over the balls are close
Speaker 9 this is why the fight happened after this game and that's a cast like that's a cast maybe he was trying to get all the way to the ball with the punch and then you know that's right so it's okay it's legal it's going for the ball oh I missed I hit him in the dick
Speaker 14 whoops
Speaker 14 for the record I I don't like this this is bad but this is we don't need the slow zoom guy
Speaker 9 no yes we do no this shouldn't be allowed no the video's even better.
Speaker 24 This is the still. The video is incredible.
Speaker 14 The still just looks inappropriate.
Speaker 9 Video, thank you for this.
Speaker 9
Listen, stop right now. Everyone, stop what you're doing.
This has to be there. Need to be criminalized.
Speaker 11 Horse's leg.
Speaker 5 Hey, yo.
Speaker 14 I meant the arm.
Speaker 11 Hey, yo.
Speaker 1 That looks like from this still shot that that could be a horse.
Speaker 9 Everyone, listen, you settle down. I know you've been dreaming for the Telestrator day when you get to do, oh, can I draw a horse pen?
Speaker 14 I wish I could circle the horse penis.
Speaker 9 Yes, okay, fine.
Speaker 14 Let's get me that.
Speaker 11 I want to be able to draw on our skin.
Speaker 9 Nobody needs your knowledge of the horse penis right now.
Speaker 1 GQ, get on that.
Speaker 9 If you don't back off right now with your Thanksgiving confidence so that I can get to what I'm going to say here, there should be criminal charges for this.
Speaker 9 Chris Paul's about to retire after a great, great, great career. And one of the things I most associate is he did this to people.
Speaker 9 He did this to people.
Speaker 27 He's a honker. No, a honker.
Speaker 14 He's a honker.
Speaker 9 That kid's criminal.
Speaker 17 He's a honker. Look, look,
Speaker 9 it's criminal. I want, put this footage back up and do the close-up, please, again, because I want this to be an investigation from our show.
Speaker 20 Dan, the ball is three players away.
Speaker 9
He's wearing a cast. Look, these clubbed people.
Three quarters of a way into a season that's not meant for the human body. This is a club he's wielding.
Speaker 9 And no wonder Jawan Jennings after the game wants to fight him. Because this is a criminal act.
Speaker 9 And I'm going to say the 49ers, with some of that money they stole from Ayuk, should press criminal charges.
Speaker 35 In the video, you can't hear because it's a still.
Speaker 4 He's like way away from Jawan Jenwood.
Speaker 39 I don't call anything.
Speaker 14 This is a crime.
Speaker 24 I don't agree with it.
Speaker 9 During Monday night football,
Speaker 9 Caroline in the mix.
Speaker 17 They broke their streak of winning the coin toss and winning the game.
Speaker 9 49 is 8-4. Look out.
Speaker 14 Told you.
Speaker 14 It's ridiculous.
Speaker 9 No, because,
Speaker 9 come on.
Speaker 16 I think I'm finally off the hook.
Speaker 7 New sound isolate.
Speaker 1 Can we get that sound, guys?
Speaker 9 Get the sound. And
Speaker 9 what the sound you will hear.
Speaker 14 You got punched in in the balloon
Speaker 21 had yeah
Speaker 9 this is this is you will be able to isolate the delight of this sound will now speak the the thing that made me that make that sound was the sheer delight and honestly
Speaker 14 marveling at how
Speaker 9 tough get them both and make them both music because both of those sounds are that's about as good during the sport like this is a wide open nfl okay kansas city and the patriots there's been a lot of dominance The Dolphins were in the hunt this week.
Speaker 9 But
Speaker 9 San Francisco 49ers
Speaker 9 over the last five years, really close, really tough, really superstar.
Speaker 9 And the thing that made me make that sound is that they ground yesterday the Carolina Panthers to dust, even though the visual I have from last night's game is there's Fred Warner in one box.
Speaker 9
Oh, his body broke. There's Joey Bose in another.
Oh, his body broke.
Speaker 9 How is this team always doing it, even though they've got like half the functioning bones you need and now the usage rate of the running back is back up they think so that they can withstand three brock purdy turnovers because that team's eight and four
Speaker 9 and they're they're built to be feared the same way that the rams are except they're quarterback you don't trust them the way you trust the rams quarterback but to see them survive the mac jones stuff and this level of injury like that organizational stability is crazy they had injury at quarterback like how is that how is that team eight and four
Speaker 17 I mean, they've been helped with the schedule, but the thing is, Brock Purdy, you don't usually see that. That was kind of an outlier game from Brock Purdy.
Speaker 17 He's usually been really good taking care of the ball.
Speaker 14 So bad.
Speaker 17
Three interceptions the first half. I was like, I stepped away for a second.
He threw two picks.
Speaker 14 I was like, what happened, though?
Speaker 9
But they were up against Carolina, even though they should have had four turnovers in the first half. Like, that team is physically something.
That organization physically is something.
Speaker 9 George Kittle's the one still doing on three-quarters of his remaining functioning bones. Like,
Speaker 9 what the San Francisco 49ers are organizationally, I'd really like to get someone on that we can talk to about what just happened with Ayuk, because I thought guarantees were guarantees.
Speaker 9 Like I'm, I, the, I thought something says it's a guarantee. Like there are ways to get avoided criminally, but like your behavior can't be mismeaning.
Speaker 36 No, but isn't it similar to Christian Wilkins?
Speaker 9 Okay, but.
Speaker 17 Yeah, but he just signed $120 million deal in the offseason.
Speaker 9 At any point in my life, anyone listening to this, if I say to you that you have a contractual guarantee, that's a guarantee. Those don't get voided for stuff we don't know about.
Speaker 9
It's not missing meetings, but anyways, I speak ill-informed. I just assume the worst.
I assume the 49ers have a lot of trouble keeping all those stars getting money.
Speaker 9 Ayuk wanted his money, got his money, and now they're trying to void the guarantees because God knows how that affects Trent Williams' next contract.
Speaker 9 The point I'm trying to make is I can't believe how tough that team is as an organization because the sound I made was that's Fred Warner and Joey Bosa in the booth.
Speaker 9 Like Carolina was doing things offensively that suggested perhaps they could catch the broken Bucks.
Speaker 9 Perhaps, like Saints aren't any good.
Speaker 31 Well, and by the way, like Tony, you mentioned about the schedule at San Francisco. They probably play in the best division in football.
Speaker 45 They're four and one in division.
Speaker 11 Yeah.
Speaker 14 Like they're winning in this
Speaker 9 man. I don't, I know we get carried away analyzing things.
Speaker 9 This is not humanly sane, okay? Buffalo falls falls apart with injuries in a way that you don't trust them exactly.
Speaker 9 San Francisco goes through backup quarterbacks, and their quarterback throws three interceptions, and they're eight and four,
Speaker 9 and everyone knows they're going to be well coached. And you might question Kyle Shanahan because he blows a lead, but he might have a lead to blow because
Speaker 9 he's blown more of them than anybody, at least in part, because for the last five years, no team's been in a better position anywhere in football without having done something than them.
Speaker 36 And their next two games are so easy. They're at Cleveland and then they host Tennessee.
Speaker 9
I mean, they survived. Like, Mac Jones looked competent.
Like, you guys were giving Kevin O'Connell a credit that Kyle Shanahan's the only one to actually merit, right?
Speaker 9
Kyle Shanahan's the only one that actually merits. Yeah, he'll do it with any quarterback.
He'll do it with Garoppolo.
Speaker 17 I think Sean McVay's in that conversation, too.
Speaker 31 But what other quarterback? I mean, Goff and Stafford, that's it, right?
Speaker 14 Yeah, but I mean, he too
Speaker 11 resurrected.
Speaker 14 It's like one game with Baker, right?
Speaker 12 Okay, man, chill.
Speaker 9 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. This microphone smells like crap.
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