Postgame Show: Three Latinos (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Comarinar susenas festivas, y left a day, from the mars retorcidas, salpicus papitas verde, constazoon de pepinillo, and with feudosetines, but my return.

Así que siquires provar lo que grinch preparo ve McDonald's and veras lo que tremor. El núbo grinch meal, ya en McDonald's.
En McDonald's participants sagotar existences. Para, papa papa.

Zaz, you see what's for lunch?

Thai food.

Orange chicken. You guys crushed those pork,

those pork breakfast things got crushed by you guys. Chicharones? Those were good.
I love those.

Close to bacon.

I would bathe in that green sauce.

Hell yeah, look at that Thai food. You don't? No, I don't, believe it or not.

Save some of that sushi. Go ahead, guys.
Start without us. We already did.
No, I was talking about our crew eating. Oh, my God.
They are crushing you. We're not going to be able to get any of that.

Look at that. Look at those grazers.
They always get out there early. And then what's left after when we get out there, there's nothing left.

Hey, please leave that imitation crab wrapped in asparagus. Need that.
Juju is here now. We will get to him in a second.

Right before we get to him, though, I just want to put in front of you guys an email I have just gotten. Good morning, it says with an exclamation point.

You all should have been contacted regarding your incoming ballots from the Heisman Trophy. Your login credentials will be coming Friday.
You will need to have ballots in by 5 p.m. this Monday.

Thanks and happy voting. I am not ready to vote for the high school.
Yeah, you are. You're voting for Malachi Tony.
I'm not ready to do this yet. I can't do this yet.

I've got a Cuban in Indiana who's got my attention.

I can't ignore a Cuban quarterback in Indiana, can I? Ruben Baines, Malaki, Bain, Baines, Baines, Spain, whatever. You are a huge body.
Malaki. Malaki Tony.
Malaki. And what you called him that?

I can't. Tony is a joke.
Malaki. There's a heat of sweat rolling down Dan's forehead when he has to decide between two Hispanic quarterbacks.
It's going to be really hard.

You guys got any suggestions for me? Any recommendations? You're like the Greg Cody now of Hall of Fame ballot. Drew Mestamaker.
Are you going to be watching that Big Ten title game to help you?

You got two quarterbacks that are odds on, like, in that top three, Insien and Mendoza. Pavia's making...
Everyone's sad that Vanderbilt's not making it because they like Pavia.

That's a nice little treat there for Vanderbilt if they have a Heisman Trophy winner. That's as big as a gnat.
Am I going to be alone if I give Mestamaker a vote? Am I going to end up alone?

I would bet there's people who will give him like bottom of their ballot votes. I mean, he leads the country in passing and he's fighting.
It's not bottom of the ballot. Right, that's what I mean.

In that third vote, I would think he'll get a lot of them. You're ranking them, though, no? Yes.
Yes, he'll get some third-place votes, I would bet.

He's at the top of the list statistically in like every category. Your top three needs to be all Latin guys.
All right. It's got to be Mendoza, Javia, and Jacob Rodriguez from Texas Techno.

What are we doing? Malaki, you referred to him as Malaki, and you just referred to him as Ruben Baines. Malaki?

I deny saying it. Malaki.
We have the sound right there. You can't.
That's AI. Latinos, Dan.
Don't overthink this. That's AI.
All right. Juju is here,

and we've got polls to update. We've got listener constructive criticism, but let's start with

top 10 most disloyal moves that Juju can think of. Top 10 most disloyal sports moves.
What are you laughing about, Juju?

Yes, sir. I appreciate you having me, man.
Always good to be here, happy holidays. But yeah, man, the Chris Paul move, man, it was such a disloyal move on the surface.

So I couldn't help but make a top 10 disloyal list of all time in sports history that I can think of, listeners. Don't beat my door down.
Any OLI? 10's a lot. So you've got 10 of them.

We're going to start with number 10 or you got OLIs.

OLI, my brother, Jason Taylor leaves to go to the Jets.

Oh, this is going to be a good list. Like that.
Yeah, he made up for it. He returned, but hey, we never forget.

Also, OLI, Theo Epstein goes to the Chicago Cubs.

It's a name that's going to be a good thing. I grew up in Boston.

Yes, sir. And it scares people in Boston these days, too.

Last OLI, Jimmy Butler and that whole heat snafu from last year. What was that?

This is a good start. You got 10 better than all of those? All right, let's see what we got.
Oh, yeah. Number 10, Bill Belichick, hired by the Jets and announced his

resignation the same day. On a napkin.
Wrote it down on a napkin.

Number nine, the MLB to Pete Rose. My brother bet on his self.
Come on, man. He put his money where his mouth was.
Get off his back.

I'm right.

Johnny Damon leaves the Boston Red Sox to go down south to New York.

Good list. Number seventeen south of Boston? Number seven.

We got to get through these fast ass. No time for talking.
My boy got that look in his eyes. Katie to the Warriors.

Number six. Number six.
Pete Carroll leaves USC and Reggie Bush hanging. Number five.

Lane Kiff in the USC.

Number four.

The Clippers, what they just did to Chris Powell.

Flides in right in the forest. Put it on the poll at Lebatard show.
Did you know that New York was south of Boston? Number three.

And number two, Urban Meyer leaves Florida for health reasons and signs with Ohio State next year. That was a big one.
Good one.

I think we skipped number three. We might be moving too fast.
Take hell to cheese.

We'll just go Lane Kipping LSU. You feel me?

And number one, the most disloyal thing that ever happened in sports to the sanctity of sports. Tanya Harding on the cold

Nancy Kerrigan. What the hell was that?

No Billy to the ringer and no Carlos Boozer steals from a blind owner.

Second time the Clippers could have been on that list with Blake Griffin signing a five-year, $100, what, $20 million contract and getting shipped to Detroit seven months later.

Juju, if anybody on this show cares about boxing world titles, it might be you.

Terrence Crawford has been stripped of his WBC super middleweight world title that he won against Canelo Alvarez due to unpaid sanctioning fees.

Yeah, bro. And I have never been a bigger fan of Terrence Crawford than today.
You gonna tell me I gotta pay for the belts I don't whoop somebody for? Oh, no, these are mine.

These are big daddies and they're staying home. You can charge them what you want to.
You can name whoever you want to name the champion, but everybody know, the streets know what's going on. on.

So salute to Terrence Crawford, for sure. What is that all about? Can you give me any more information on that? Is that something that's common? Like

the stripping of titles based on not being willing to pay fees?

Right. I think it was somewhere around like $300,000, something like that.

Yeah, $300,000

WBC sanctioning fee. I mean, I guess...

That's wild. It looks like Deshaun Watson might play football this season.
I filmed with that. Yep.

He's been designated for return to practice.

So

I can't wait.

Well,

what is happening there?

Kick the tire to see what you have in the

war horse.

Roy, I'm not certain if that's a sound that's coming out of you right now or if that's a sound from before. I can't totally tell.

It's the sound I saw you making while Greg Cody was doing his impassioned post-game speech yesterday.

I woke up this morning. I'm like, you know what's missing from the national discourse? Deshaun Watson start

We have some constructive criticism from the listeners today. What do you have from us in the for us in the way of constructive criticism?

Yes, sir. You guys are perfect.

I'm done

telling y'all what y'all should be better at. I feel like that's lame as hell.
Who am I?

The lame police, like, you know what I mean? The constructive man. So I'm going to start listening and trusting the audience.
And especially I'm going to start with myself.

I'm going to lead by example. Let's see what my boy, my boy Fons Mike says.
Please stop laughing so much during your segment. It makes it damn near unlistenable.
And you know what, Mike Fons?

I got you, brother. I'm going to stop laughing as much.
When I come on here, it's a thing that black people do. We code switch.
We see some caucus mountains and then we'd be like, oh, sir.

And so I turn into that every single time i come on this show bruh and so i'm gonna do a better job of just being my authentic ghetto self and i got you mike finds salute to you brother i believe this segment began with me asking you what are you laughing about juju

before we got to the ghetto it was the first thing that you said there

well yeah i'm gonna get better at it look i'm working progress you feel me i'm gonna try my best because I know how it be, especially y'all that listen to an audio product.

And here comes Chuckle over here laughing at his own damn top 10 list. I feel y'all.

Do you have any advice that you have to share in general? Because I'm always finding your advice valuable. Yes, sir, man.
And it's holiday season.

A lot of kids around the world, now little boys and little girls can take part in the illustrious sport of football and I know that people know parents know how rare it is for you to get a job in the NFL especially as a little black kid in the ghetto trying to come up make your way you got to be really good so here's my advice as good as your son or daughter is at playing quarterback running back wide receiver man also give them a trade after practice send them over there with the punters in middle school and start punting early get you some field goal tries in.

Try to get your field goal game up early because, hey, them jobs, as you see on TV these days, you can get one of those if you just stay consistent from middle school on.

So, yeah, all my black kids out there, ain't nothing wrong with being a punter, man. Punters get paid.
You did. So, yeah.

Put it on the poll, Juju, please, at Lebatard Show. All my black kids out there, is there anything wrong with being a punter?

I'm not putting that. Or Reggie Robio, yeah.
What are you doing?

It's a good question. Let's update those polls at Lebatard Show.
What do you got?

Did you know that the MLS Cup final is this Saturday?

78% of the audience says, no, they did not. Damn.

Did you know that Inner Miami are the Herons?

85% of the audience says, no, they did not.

Did you know that Vancouver's soccer team is called the White Caps?

51% of the audience says, yes, they did.

Look at the big brain on these White Cap fans. Are herons, ibises, and cranes basically the same thing?

83% of the audience says, yes, they are.

Should Mina Kimes and Ben Solik just handle the college football playoff rankings?

81% of the audience says, yes, they should.

Is a piece of pizza? No, no, no, no, no. If a piece of pizza is walking,

is the crust the head or the feet?

86% of the audience says yes, because I messed up that pose.

Either way, you could call it Christopher Walking.

Oh,

and Jeremy's back. Hold on a second.
Let me see. Hold on a second.

That's crazy.

My bad, Jim.

I tried.

Who was more terrified this weekend? Young Hoku's holder or Matt Stafford when he was hydro planning?

79% of the audience says Young Hoku's holder.

Is it kind of bullshit? Tough shit.

90% of the audience says, yes, it is.

Yep. And last, oh, no, two more polls.
Have you failed at life if you're referred to as the puke cannon guy? Come on, guys.

86 to the percent of the audience says yes.

I'm here to say no, you're not. It don't matter if you're a puke cannon guy, a garbage man.
You, sir, are valuable. And you better hold that puke cannon, my brother.
You got a good job. Last poll.

In a fight, do you need to be wary of the guy with the hairy shoulders?

92% of the audience says yes, and those are your posts. Juju, where do you fall in the pizza debate? Is he standing up? Is the crust the head? Is the crust the legs? He walks on four legs.
He slides.

Is the crust the head of the legs? Yes,

it doesn't walk. The pizza does not walk upright.
Yes, it does. Look.

All right, you got him doing that. Oh, that proves it.

Yep, that proves it right there. I'm looking at it.
Clearly, the crust up top. It's like a nice, it's like his hair.
Yeah.

Right. Nice box.
Man, the one on the right's got no arms.

Bit of news: the Chiefs Cowboys' Thanksgiving Day game achieved a record 57.2 million viewers. It is now considered the most watched regular season game ever.

And this part's gnarly, beating the previous record by 36%.

I mean, 57 million is an insane number.

If it peaked with 61.3 million viewers at the time. That's half a Super Bowl.
Like, that's what the Super Bowl does. Like, that's half of what the Super Bowl does.

A regular season game, that's just because, wow, that is crazy. Juju, thank you, sir.
Good talking to you. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
Yes, sir. Rest in peace, Elden Campbell.
We love you.