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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Juju. I wear jerseys.
Juju jerseys. Juju jerseys.
You feel me? No matter who it is. I like every team.
You feel me?

I can feel them being real, but at the same time, I root for the Celtics. My favorite player is Ant-Man.
That's neither here nor there.

I'm joined by my sister. Come on, you already know who my sister is.
Trista Cree, how you doing, sis? The one of the only YTs that ever had a

Black Planet account.

Come on, man. We got to get a little.
We got to put it in the rafters.

That's celebratory. Delicious.
YT with a Black Planet ACC.

Come on, man. And I didn't even want to get on it.
It was just where all my friends were. And they're like, come on, Tree Tree.
Come on. You got to get up on there.

And it's like, but it says black planet. And they're like, but you, but you're with us.
And I'm like, oh,

okay.

Come on, on man and then guess what came out later the album and then guess what the mixtape tree tree coming soon to it matter of fact we need to revive tree tree I think that might be what my new year's resolution coming soon spoiler alert but speaking of the holiday season what stood out for you the most of this holiday season whether it's hoops whether it's family whether it's experiences what stood out to you the most this weekend well in terms of basketball I was at the game on Sunday between the the Thunder, thunder the defending champs, and the Portland Trailblazers, the only team so far that's beat them.

And I just don't know that they're stoppable. They're 20-1.

Their offensive rating is an absurd 119,

top 7, top 8 in the league. Their defensive rating's 103, number one in the league.
They have the best net rating in the league. They've got the best mid-range god, free throw merchant.

They've got Jalen Williams back. They didn't even need Isaiah Hardenstein to beat the Blazers.
Chet got in foul trouble. I mean, they're just really inevitable.

And I don't, I think it's kind of, it's been one of the most fun seasons of the NBA, but also at the same time, it's different than last year because everybody was still kind of like, well, we like the Thunder and all, but we'll see what it's, what it's about in the playoffs.

You know, we'll see if they can, these young guns can really deliver when it's time, when it's ring time.

And it's like, now we know that they can deliver when it's ring time and they're even more dominant so it kind of takes the mystery away of who's gonna win the title truthfully

I push all your point just then push all

consider yourself guffaw I think the look the thunder as good as they look they're gonna have to show me again in them playoffs bro don't forget The Nuggets took them to seven last year with that Nuggets team.

That Ragleass Nuggets team with Michael Porter Jr. going over 7,000.
You feel me? Like that with Russell Westbrook, you don't know whether he finna shoot the ball or shoot you.

Like this was the Nuggets last year, and they took him to seven.

So I think that with the Nuggets rearranging and getting a couple pieces, like with my boy Cale Johnson, I think that right now, don't judge, you feel me, don't judge Cal Johnson right now for how he looking right now.

What is this? November, don't judge December, Cal Johnson. I think that Calend Johnson move gonna make a lot more sense during the playoffs.

And I think just against them, Oklahoma City Thunder, they got a little bit more to worry about for that championship than people think.

Yeah, I think that's right. I think that's right.
I think what I'm seeing is just a team that you wonder how many regular season games they can really win, right? Regardless of the playoffs.

And I will need to see it again. And I think you're right that the Nuggets could have actually won that series with that reggae-ass low-depth team that they have,

and they kind of gave one away to the Thunder.

And honestly, like the Pacers could have beat him as well if Tyrese wouldn't have gone down, or they would have just covered, you know, handled business in that game that they collapsed. But

they're 20-1, Juju. They're 20-1.

If they go another 20 games, if they're 40-2,

we've got now a 78-4 team.

I mean, hey, look, and that's cute, and that's adorable. Great job.
Remember that one year when

Tom Brady went undefeated in the regular season? And then the Giants said,

Come here, my brother, in the Super Bowl? You say you don't care about the regular season. That's what I'm saying.

Since when we started caring about the regular season now, 73 and 9. Look, now we care about the regular season.
73 and 9, Juju, and what? Look, I don't give a damn.

No, no.

73 and 9, and they lied. And they lied.
They got put home by the Cleveland Cavaliers. So you can win 73 and still get sent back to Cancun.
Come on, man. You know, Cancun looks.
They love a champion.

Cancun love to welcome a former champion down there. They already got the t-shirts prepared for you.
How was your Thanksgiving meal?

We ain't going to skip over that.

It was fine. I

don't

love Thanksgiving, Juju.

It's fine. I don't know that there's really, I don't think I like food that much.

You know, it's just a holiday where you're built to, even if you have a bite of everything, you still end up being stuffed. And there may not be a worse feeling for me in the world.
than

than being full. Like I just, yeah,

oh.

Yeah, I feel you. This year, though, out of nowhere, because I'm usually like that too, bro.
I go to the store and get what's there. Give me the sausages,

what they call them, the polish sausages. I throw them on the grill.
You feel me? I get some tater chips out of Louisiana.

What is this? A barbecue? You're having a barbecue on Thanksgiving? You see what I'm saying? Like,

I never cared about the sanctity that what people think I'm supposed to eat on Thanksgiving. I feel like as long as I'm having food, I'm having a great day.
He did.

And so, yeah, I get the police officer that's still left. Should they get some salmon? Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm going to treat myself on Thanksgiving.

And so, but this year, though, my first year, I bought a turkey. You did.
You feel me?

It wasn't that good. The way you're rubbing your hands, the way you're rubbing your hands, I know it wasn't that good.

Look, I promised to God on my life.

So it's a lady that goes to my gym. She has a restaurant where she sells wings and bruh, very fire.

So sis, what she does on Thanksgiving is she goes to the schools for the kids and give out turkeys for Thanksgiving. But at her restaurant, she sells fried turkeys, Cajun style, barbecue

and lemon pepper. Lemon pepper.

I got a lemon pepper turkey, fried turkey. I'm here to tell you.

Ease up on the turkey convo. That's all I'm gonna say.
I gotta get you a plate out there, ASAP, because my goodness gracious, fried lemon pepper turkey for the win.

I still got so much. I just ate me a sandwich just before we just started here.
Sandwich me right now.

Sandwich me right now. Sandwich me.
I made turkey wings. Okay.
Which,

let me be honest with you, Juju. I posted that joint on the Gram

and

it was like the telltale sign

who really rocks and who doesn't, right? And

those turkey wings looked incredible. Crispy on the outside.
We're basting every 30 minutes. We're putting the seasoning on there.
We got lemon pepper. We got honey butter.
We got all kinds of stuff.

Yeah. And when I tell you, not one YT brother or sister gave me a shout out.

That's messed up, bro.

It was only my brothers and sisters from the other side of the melanin complexion. See, but that's why you get invited to blackplanet.com, bruh.

For shit, just like this. Oh, y'all don't appreciate the turkey wings? Oh, okay.
I know where they appreciate them.

Yes.

I had probably 60 people being like, damn, those look good. Damn, damn.
Come on, man.

Not one of

all my hate-nass white friends. They're like,

why do you want the bad part of the turkey? Oh, my god. You two Americas

for sure for sure blackplanet.com backslash tree tree lock in right now. Moving on though to my brother.
It's back to the into the league. My brother Keontae George, bro.

He had one of the worst games in recent memory, bro. We already know the Tony Snail game might be one of the worst games ever.
Even though Tony Snail, a good guy, we know he listened to like some.

Starting out with the besmirch is very unlike you. Come on, man.
I'm learning from my sister, bro. gotta look.
I'm trying to get

better at this. You did me, and I know you're the best in the business, so I gotta get out of my sister.
Miss Rebecca wrote a Keontae George footage from the other night.

It's kind of hard to explain, brother. What is what are you doing?

Pass to the other. Oh, you can add a bow.
Lay up.

What's happening? He's wiggling, though. Right.
Oh, no. Turnover.
Keonta. Oh, no.
This is a Javante type of a performance, bruh. Look, oh, no.

Keante, this is this is egregious. You got to sit down, bro.
This is on the coach, too, a little bit, bro. Oh, my God.
Nah, hell now. After the third one, bro, you would have came and sat by me.

So, as bad as this is on Keante, the Utah Jazz coach, leaving this man in this damn game this long. Boy, what the hell is wrong with you?

Well, that just tells you, head coach, my man Will,

he's got, he has no desire to win games.

No desire to win.

I have to say,

real quick, I was at the game yesterday, two days ago. Which game? Portland and Portland versus OKC.
Yeah.

And I've been very

gentle

with

twin

Chris Murray. Oh, no.
I don't have any. Keontae George is giving me Chris Murray PTSD.

Ah, man. When I tell you, Chris Murray, the experience of watching a role player of this magnitude that's literally in the starting lineup right now for no goddamn reasons other than

paid to on the offseason, didn't he? No, that's Keegan Murray. That's

Kegan Murray. The good Murray.

Keegan.

Murray.

Exactly. When I tell you, the Chris Murray experience is like shoving a pencil in your eye.

It was brutal.

He turned the ball over against the champs so many damn times. You don't want him.
He has no athleticism.

And I've been putting on for Chris Murray being like, maybe he's not as bad as everybody thinks. Like, oh, look, he shot a corner three.
He made it. And he gave us a couple of those.

I just want to say, Chris Murray, you're on my naughty list. You were horrible.

You were.

He had his head down, though, in the locker room after the game. I felt bad for Bruh.
He knew he was bad.

He knew it was his fault could have beaten the champs twice the only two the only team to beat the champs is blazers they could have had two wins instead of one

bro you know what's so sad like so deflating like you know like you get to you get up to about december 23rd and then sound to hit you with the news like good list naughty list you got my boy going into december december one naughty list don't worry about the decorations don't worry about the trees you're seeing nothing is under there for you my boy

it's coal it's coal and a stocking for chris murray guaranteed well look give my boy some matches and he'll have a little soup it's there is the rip city remix for you my boy if i was in charge damn but moving on

it's breaking news out of the nba bro and like you say i'm wearing the jersey

It's rumored that AD himself is expecting to be traded, bro.

How the mighty have kind of admitted they weren't mighty the entire time.

How do you feel about everything going on in Dallas right now? No matter what it's Cooper flag looking good, no matter what's going on, Kyrie coming back good well soon.

What's your, what are you getting right now out of Dallas?

Well, what we're seeing is the Cooper flag is one of them ones.

He's killing. He really is.
And multiple 30-point performances. You've got him defending on lockdown.
He's taking the ball, making people look silly, making the Clippers look like they're a disaster.

He's getting better with the rock in his hand. He's like really starting to put things together.
And that's what Jason Kidd wants for him, right?

Is putting him in tough spots and getting him to develop quickly. Like the learning curve is very steep for Cooper Flag, and he's handling it well, I think.

I know that we have Con Knipple.

That's his name. Nipple.
Knipple. AKA The Nipple.

He's actually like neck and neck with Cooper Flag for Rookie of the Year right now.

The two exciting American whites going at it for Rookie of the Year is not something I anticipated going into the season. But I think like Dallas outside of that is like pretty much in rebuild mode.

What was you going to say? Bro, in every other instance in my entire life, KN make us just an

like, you know what I mean? Like, it's it's not no, you don't say k-knowledge, you don't say k-knife, you say knife, you say knowledge. I think my boy last name really is Nipple, man.

Yo, someone needs to ask him, listen, how you know what I'm gonna do when Charlotte comes to town? Yeah,

I'm gonna ask him to pronounce K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E. How do you pronounce that? Knowledge.

How do you pronounce knife? k n i f e knife

how do you pronounce

the 1990s

right or how do you pronounce the 1990s hit show not slanding

literally k n is nu

even that really problematic one that they have in college yep in college yep football

salute we see you

Acknowledge while staying off the line of problematic.

Hell yeah, bro. Speaking of problematic, though, you know, my boy Jalen has been smudging them boys all year, bro.
And it is what it sounds like.

My budget has been smudging folks all year on that basketball court. Well, Rudy Gobert,

a new member of the Come Home Club, is probably telling my boy, looks as though he's telling my boy, hey, bro, we got a membership waiting on you, bro. Come home.
Roll it, Miss Rebecca.

You look at her.

He said, when are you going to just finally do it? I did it. Right.
Listen, you're painting that stuff on your head. Look.
Oh, he even checked me.

Probably said, listen, you got some paint dripping off your head with the sweat. He's like, what, me? Right.
And you can't help but smile back if you Jalen Brown, bro.

When Rudy Gobert, bowhead Rudy Gobert, after the games, first thing he wants to tell you, you know, he been wanting to tell him this for weeks. Oh, yeah.

As soon as the game over, I can't wait to talk to Jalen, bro. I got to tell him, bro, how better my life has been since I came home, man.

They can't clown you when you're bald. They really can't.
It's over with. You get a joke for what? The first two weeks? Big deal.
I got MMs, man. My name is Jalen Brown, man.

I'm a finals MVP, NBA champion, man. Please come correct, man.
I got my own shoes, sir. I got my own clothing line, man.
I'm my own agent, sir. Come on, man.

I saved myself 4% on that last contract, Super Super Max, all NBA, sir. Come on, man.
Nike, they helped me out of the Olympics, man. They mad at me.
I got Nike mad at me, man.

I got bit fish to fry. That's the kind of motion I have.
You feel me? I'm not worried about you, man.

Go to work.

How about that?

Excuse me, go to work. It's crazy.

I already started saying that to people in my Twitter comments. Excuse me, go to work.
Exactly. Come on, man.
You wake up every day just to hate online.

Salute to all the haters out there, but boy, y'all got to get some 2026, man.

Listen, don't you have five seasons of Stranger Things to watch? Come on. Come on, man.
Something. Something, bro.
The wire.

Anything, bro. Just to come online and try to bother my sister.
What are you doing for real, for real? If that's what you're doing today, come on. Look at yourself in the mirror and save it.
My bad.

Moving on, though. Maxie Kleber the other night for the Lakers.
My boy, I don't know.

This might go into the boy style area because my boy drove down the lane, had a pretty much an easy and one situation.

These are professional players we talk about. My boy drove in the lane and threw up an airball layup, bruh.
LeBron James could not contain his laughter. Camera zoomed right on, you know, my boy.

Roll it, Miss Rebecca.

Look at that. Airball.
What did that dude get?

What did that do?

Oh, my God, LeBron. LeBron, dumb as hell, bro.
Like, come on, you know good and well that camera on you, bro.

Did his hand hit the rim?

I don't know what the hell happened to Maxie, bro. His hand must have hit the rim.
Braun can't even contain that. It wasn't an air ball.
It hit something. There's definitely a ricochet shot.

Maxie, can you imagine how bad your ups are if you can't even finger roll it in? Oh my God. You got rim check on a finger roll, sir.

They're gonna clown him at practice. You got rim checked on the finger roll by being guarded by Sadiq Bay.
Like, that's just a funny sentence.

They said, sir, you need to do some more calf raises in rehab because you can't even get up when you're almost seven feet tall to

finger roll. You can't even finger roll without a rim check.
Okay. This brings you the perfect time to go to a segment we like to call Boy Stop.

Miss Rebecca. What you got for us this week? That little snippet of Asia Wilson hot ones.
Hot ones? Because damn. Damn.
I ain't see it. Oh, it made me laugh.
And it's also,

you know, it's thematic. It's thematic.
You're talking about the turkey wings. You're talking about the wings.

Yeah, you know, it's in the theme. Man, I ain't never heard that.
It's part of the theme. Theme.
Thematic. Matic.

I like it.

All right, here we go.

You kind of remind me of seven from Stranger Things, where you're like, you just repeat the word you don't quite know. That one's forgiven.
I'm like in a weird robot voice. Yeah, seven.
Who's seven?

Where she's like,

11. It's 11.
Right, it's 11. See, I got T2 by 11.
Oh, yeah, 11 is 11. It's a Joan, right, man.

With games included. Okay.

This isn't okay.

She's eating away.

The tongue is dance. You sure this is the second one?

I almost think three is a little softer touch than that.

Woo! Woo! What a summer.

I'm sorry, I gave you a compliment.

Lord. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, take your time. And then, I don't see how you stay on talking.

I ain't seen my grace before. That's why it's kicking my butt.

See, it's true.

No grace, no grace.

We're good. Yeah,

exactly.

We're good, though. You're good.
Yeah, yeah. We're good.
On top of that, respect. I promise you, I'm going to be polite and give you eye contact, but right now.
No, no.

We're not really going to be able to do that.

Oh, God.

That bomb ain't nothing to play with. with.

Orange fluid? I can't even taste this one.

Rebuke it. I rebuke it.
I rebuke it.

Oh, I can't. Like, I didn't know it could be this hot.
My favorite thing was, I rebuke it. I rebuke it.
I rebuke it. I like she was like, she's like, oh, I'm sorry, I paid you a compliment.

Bruh, how hot the wings got to be for you to contemplate looking me in my damn eyes.

She said, you know what? I ain't going to look at you.

Bruh.

Can you guys eat hot stuff? Can you eat hot stuff? Yeah.

I'm kind of like a dragon. You're a dragon? Like a ghost pepper and all that? You could do all that? For sure.
I think we need to make our bets that we do for our betting segment.

Where if Juju loses, he eats something hotter than, like, I get to choose what he eats that's hot. I like that.
I like it. I like it.

And we get to watch him eat a ghost pepper live on the screen look just for uh a little point of contention every bottle of tequila i get from the store i get like a bottle of tequila ahead of time you know what i'm saying before the next one but i soaked the other one i got a jar full of peppers serrano peppers hot peppers and i soaked my tequila in nothing but peppers for at least a week and so all of my shots bro everybody who come over here they be like bro what the hell is this i'm like yes stay out my damn refrigerator do you take the tick peppers out of the tequila so they can't tell nah you just pour it well i mean you you wonder what's going on once i'm pouring shots and they're just over there and i got a little jar in the refrigerator right now that doesn't have anything but the freshest one and the other one's soaking for the next one so i mean that's just a little little insight to what i how hot i like stuff anyway you did

Wow, that's crazy. That's a crazy anecdote, honestly.
One thing I thought about.

That's the most interesting story you ever heard in your life. I could tell on your face.
I'm shooting by it. I look at you right now.
You can't believe I told that story, bro.

Part of me wants a spin-off show where I just delve into the mind of Juju Gotti and like how you live in general. And it's tequila peppers.

My mom, here's something. Here's something for y'all delving into my life.
My mom is so frugal. She does this thing called Buy Nothing,

where you

basically it's a communal hippie thing, but like the idea is that you don't really need to buy anything

you just get stuff from the community a one mile radius and you like put the word out if you need something right no it's great it's great i got um what did i get the other day i got a candle that i had to pick up anyways

she buy nothing she submitted a bid for

so she likes two percent milk and i like whole milk and she submitted a bid for milk okay here we go and the milk had been used and opened for Thanksgiving, but they just used one cup for something in their recipe.

And I told my friend, he goes, hold up.

This is used milk beginning

on buy nothing that you're going to have to pick up from someone's porch. Rethink that.

Rethink that. You know how bad it was sucked to be the first victim of the milk poisoner on the damn car.
Right, I was going to say that's where my mind went. The fentanyl milk.

I hope you enjoyed that fentanyl milk.

I don't know where you live. You don't even get to hear the story.
You don't even know it exists. This problem is out there.
You just the first one out of here.

Also, too, before we get out of here, everybody,

if you got iTunes or whatever, check out my dog just put out a new album right now. My dog Rush featuring the god Fahim.

They put out Luxury Art 4 on iTunes right now, featuring one track, featuring the kids. You know, you might find a familiar face on there, you feel okay, so just check it out right now.

You dig, and Juju, you think I can hop on a track? Man, you got to know you can. I know no questions asked.
Now it's mandatory. Now that you put the thought in my head, it has to get done.

Yes,

all right. We're in there then.
We're in there. Now I have some music to promote as well.
Right.

Maybe we can make a new theme song for the show, too. Oh, that's a great idea.
Like Undisputed with Lil Wayne, only it could be us. Yeah, I like it.
I'm gonna get with Dylan, bro.

Dylan, bruh, thank you as always, Dylan. Do you think we got the capabilities to make a new theme song featuring the kids? Come on, 100%.

There it is. Well, yeah, man, as always, thank you to the distinguished Dylan himself and Miss Rebecca.

Donna Hugh,

please say the hue. You feel me? Donna who, Rebecca?

Donna, who he's talking about,

but yeah, man, catch us again, man, this Friday. Same bad time,

same bad channel. You dig it, salute.