Postgame Show: Show Awards Pt. 1

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Speaker 1 You know, they say a series doesn't start until a road team wins a game. So I think we still have a shot in this series.

Speaker 1 Why is that so sad? Like, I get it. Like, it's fine.
It wasn't perfect today. It's a good-ass show.

Speaker 1 You know what I think? People enjoyed today's show. I agree.
I also, I know one thing about a man named Dan Lebatard.

Speaker 1 He gets a little nervous when I come in here and get cooking. So, I mean, it's not bad.
I dropped one

Speaker 1 off my foot.

Speaker 1 I want Dan to feel comfortable. Because you know what? Tomorrow's going to be the best show in show history.

Speaker 1 Guaranteed.

Speaker 1 Guaranteed. Guarantee.
Mark it down. Everybody looking at me a little sullen in the face like they don't believe me.
Well, we got to lose a couple because we have to work Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 1 Don't tell the people that I threw the first game. Don't tell them I threw the first game.
You think I don't know how to interview? You think I can't ask a list of questions?

Speaker 1 All of a sudden, I can't ask a list of questions. All of a sudden, you don't know the mic is going to hit that button in the middle of a game.
Oh, you think that was a mistake? Come on.

Speaker 1 You think it was a mistake that I went whoomp, womp, womp. It was a perfectly timed one.
But what about in the Keenan interview when like four sounds played?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's because I that was because I was trying to do a callback. Was that also you? Huh?

Speaker 1 My grandma said, you can hunt, you can hear. What? Yeah, so that one was like, okay.

Speaker 1 I forgot about that one. Also, the dam question, was

Speaker 1 the hunt you can hear is such a great old person comeback. If you can hunt, you can hear.

Speaker 1 All right, awards. Why are you telling Mike about the hunt and here? That my bad.
Was that not supposed to be? That's internal. Okay.
That's internal. Hey, we're all family Leroy, man.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give Donald Charlie an award. Ooh, we get an award? The best energy having had four hours of sleep last night because your flight got canceled.
Oh, all right. Good job.
Good job.

Speaker 1 Good job. Well, deserve it.
All right. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 That ordeal yesterday was longer than I would have wanted it to be. Doesn't sound great.
It doesn't. You said, all right, I thought you had an award.
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 I think he was a little offended that they got awards there and he didn't. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 How much sleep did you have? Yeah.

Speaker 1 How many sleeps? The award was only applicable to to them. That's why I said that.
Okay, no, that's fine. I mean, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 How many sleeps did you get? I got enough sleeps. I got my typical amount of sleeps that I typically get.
I would like, I mean, you also have awards. You got real awards.

Speaker 1 You never have too many awards. Okay, well, I would like to give Andrew Hawkins the award award because that dude got so many awards.
Good job. Good job.
Yeah. You deserve all those awards.

Speaker 1 I don't even know. There's so many.

Speaker 1 We'll get better, though. If we took an ALA, I don't like giving out game balls if we feel like we lost, but I will allow it for this moment.
So should we do something

Speaker 1 chemistry for the rest of the year? Should we do something different? Like, should we do, instead of awards, do just like film study instead?

Speaker 1 No, I don't mind it because I am one of those guys, as Mike will point out in my career, we got a lot of L's. Mike loves to point that out.

Speaker 1 And I always did enjoy. I always did enjoy when the coach would be like, hey, we got to play better.
You know, I mean, we got to be like Hawk, man. Hawk gave effort start to finish.

Speaker 1 I would always love those those moments of like, yeah, we lost by four touchdowns, but you've seen the effort I was putting out there, Coach. So I don't mind getting a shout out still with an L.

Speaker 1 Andrew Streeter. Good job on the Lookami Leroy's, Lookamie Louis.

Speaker 1 Does he get an award for that? I don't know. Just give him a sound.
You did. Just give him one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. There's some awards that.

Speaker 1 I'm glad we finally addressed this because it has been weighing on me for a few weeks now. Yeah, that we don't need more.

Speaker 1 Louis was fine. My favorite part was Keenan out the gate.
No context, no background was like, hey, you don't need multiple of this.

Speaker 1 Immediately, the first thing he said, I want to give Chris Cody the Adult in the Room Award.

Speaker 1 That's a first. That's a first.

Speaker 1 No, I don't find that. No, I mean,

Speaker 1 no, I think throughout the show today, and maybe it wasn't in you guys' ear, Chris, help me down. Help me down in the ear

Speaker 1 with timing and preparation. And also, when I was reeling an interview, you know who Chris, what do you got over there? Hey, hey, Chris.
Hey, Chris. Help me out.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ask a golf question. Don't you play golf? Do something.
Help me.

Speaker 1 He carried it in the Williams interview. Yeah.
I like to give an award.

Speaker 1 Best Uber rating award goes to Jess. Oh,

Speaker 1 that's a 5-0.

Speaker 1 Anyone want to kind of see that 5-0? Are we believing her on that? No one got to see it. I showed Mike.

Speaker 1 Oh, perfect, just like my GPA in college.

Speaker 1 GPA perfect. You had it perfect.

Speaker 1 GAA in college? Yeah, senior year.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that counts. It's impressive.
And freshman year. Where's your SAT score? I didn't take the SAT.
Oh, look at that.

Speaker 1 This game I don't want to play.

Speaker 1 Because I would win that award, too. Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah. Good job.

Speaker 1 I want to name one of our awards. And this for all weeks and talks with us, we will every day name.
Did you know you were here all week? Most of the days. Yes?

Speaker 1 News to me now.

Speaker 1 It's our

Speaker 1 award.

Speaker 1 And who from the show today do we? I like them.

Speaker 1 I like him. I'm going to Keenan Thompson.
Keenan Thompson. That's why I like him.

Speaker 1 I like him award goes to Keenan Thompson. I like him.
He took that Mike question in stride. I like him.

Speaker 1 So, Roy. Yeah.
I want to give you the Roy award. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's always Roy. No one wants more Roy than you.

Speaker 1 Listen. Way to go, Roy.

Speaker 1 Roy and Leroy for you. Roy Lee.
You are in competition. G-Roy also gave it a late run.
Yeah. It was a tough one.
You held down the Roy award. Tom Tier.

Speaker 1 G-Roy, Leroy. I can't believe G-Roy.
That's

Speaker 1 Lisa.

Speaker 1 He is the all-time leading receiver in Maryland history. Oh.
I like him. It's Elite Roy.
There you go. So he did everything that Neek couldn't do.
That's what? I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 You couldn't play offense, bro. Oh, okay.
Gotcha. Okay, I was going to say he couldn't play.
I couldn't play corner. He couldn't play corner.
Who wants to play corner, you low-paid.

Speaker 1 Come on. We covered this.

Speaker 1 I mean, I had plenty of time to play offense.

Speaker 1 I chose not to. Okay.

Speaker 1 Is there a B-Roy or a C-Roy in the fam? Nope, just Lee and G. Just Lee and G.
D-Roy.

Speaker 1 We out.

Speaker 1 Definitely lost Game Boy. That's an L.

Speaker 1 I even is opening up for a second. This series is over.
I accept.

Speaker 1 I accept. LeBron James.
Game better next week. Game one.

Speaker 1 We don't have to show up. Game one L.

Speaker 1 Game one L.