Postgame Show: Show Awards Pt. 1

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You know, they say a series doesn't start until a road team wins a game. So I think we still have a shot in this series.
Why is that so sad? Like, I get it. Like, it's fine.
It wasn't perfect today. Good ass show.
You know what I think? People enjoyed today's show. I agree.
Also, I know one thing about a man named Dan Levitard. He gets a little nervous when I come in here and get cooking.
So, I mean, it's not bad. I drop one off my foot.
I want Dan to feel comfortable. Because you know what tomorrow's going to be? Best show in show history.
Guaranteed.

Guaranteed.

Mark it down.

Everybody looking at me a little sullen in the face like they don't believe me.

Well, we got to lose a couple because we have to work Thursday and Friday.

Don't tell the people that I threw the first game.

Don't tell them I threw the first game.

You think I don't know how to interview?

You think I can't ask a list of questions?

All of a sudden, I can't ask a list of questions.

All of a sudden, you don't know the mic is going to hit that button in the middle of a screen. Oh, you think that was a mistake? Come on.
You think it was a mistake that I went, womp, womp, womp. It was a perfectly timed one.
But what about in the Kenan interview when like four sounds played? Yeah, that was because I was trying to do a callback. Was that also you? Huh? My grandma said, you can hear.
What? yeah so that that one was like okay i forgot about that one also the damn question was a little you can hear it's such a great old person comeback if you can you can hear all right awards why are you telling mike about the hunt can hear that my bad was that not supposed to that's internal okay that's internal hey we're, we're all family Leroy's, man. I'm going to give Dominique and Charlie an award for the best energy having had four hours of sleep last night because your flight got canceled.
Good job. Good job.
You deserve it. I appreciate it.
That ordeal yesterday was longer than I would have wanted it to be. Doesn't sound great.
You said,. You said, all right, I thought you had an award.
No, I didn't. I thought you had the award.
I think he was a little offended that they got awards there and he didn't. Oh, okay.
How much sleep did you have? How many sleep? The award was only applicable to them. That's why I sing a little bit.
Okay, no, that's fine. I mean, I'm okay.
How many sleeps did you get? I got enough sleeps. I got my typical amount of sleeps that I typically get.
I would like, I mean, you also have awards. You got real awards today.
I can never have too many awards. Okay, well, I would like to give Andrew Hawkins the award award.
That dude got so many awards. Good job, good job.
Yeah, he deserves all those awards. Just even though there's so many.
We'll get better, though. If we took an L, A, I don't like giving out game balls if we feel like we lost.
But I'll allow it for this moment of building chemistry for the rest of the series. Should we do something different? Like, should we do, instead of awards, do just, like, film study? No, I don't mind it because I am one of those guys, as Mike will point out in my career, we got a lot of L's.
Mike loves to point that out.

And I always did enjoy when the coach would be like,

hey, we got to play better.

You know?

I mean, be like Hawk, man.

Hawk gave effort start to finish.

I would always love those moments of like, yeah, we lost by four touchdowns.

But you've seen the effort I was putting out there, coach.

So I don't mind getting a shout-out still with an L. Andrew Streeter, good job on the Look at Me Leroy's, Look at Me Louie's.
Did he get an award for that? I don't know. Just gave him one.
She did just give him one. Yeah, I don't know.
There's some awards that – I'm glad we finally addressed this because it has been weighing on me for a few weeks now. Yeah, that we don't need more.
Louie was fine. My favorite part was Keenan out the gate.
No context, no background. Was like, hey, you don't need multiple of those.
Immediately, the first thing he said. I want to give Chris Cody the Adult in the Room Award.
That's a first. That's scary.
I don't know if I'm inevitable. No, I think throughout the show today, and maybe it wasn't in you guys' ear, Chris, help me down.
Help me down in the ear with timing and preparation. And also, when I was reeling an interview, you know who I – Chris, what do you got over there? Hey, Chris.
Chris. Help me out.
Yeah. Ask a golf question.
Don't you play golf? Do something. Help me.
He carried the Steve Williams interview. Yeah.
I'd like to give an award. Ooh.
Best Uber rating award goes to Jess. Oh.
That's a 5-0. Anyone want to kind of see that 5-0? Are we believing her on that? No one wants to see it.
I showed Mike. Oh.
Perfect. Just like my GPA in college.
What? GPA perfect. You had a perfect GPA in college? I don't know why I said that.
Yeah. Senior year.
Oh, wow. I don't know if that counts.
That's impressive. And freshman year.
Where's your SAT score? I didn't take the SAT. This game I don't want to play.
Because I would win that award, too. Yeah, good job.
I want to name one of our awards. And this, for all weeks and talks with us, we will every day name our...

Did you know you were here all week?

Most of the days.

Yeah?

News to me now.

It's our...

I like him.

...award.

And who from the show today do we...

I like him.

I like him.

I'm going to go Kenan Thompson.

Kenan Thompson.

That's why I like him.

Yeah, that's a good choice.

I like him award goes to Kenan Thompson.

I like him.

He took that mic question in stride. I like him.
So, Roy. Yeah.
I want to give you the Roy Award. Yeah.
He's always Roy. No one was more Roy than you.
Hey, listen. Way to go, Roy.
I do my job. I do my job.
Roy and Leroy. Roy Lee.
You were in competition. G-Roy also gave it a late run.
Yeah. It was a tough one.
You held down the Roy Award. G-Roy, Lee, Roy.
I can't believe G-Roy. That's not a serious.
Twins went after me, man. He is the all-time leading receiver in Maryland history.
Oh. I like him.
It's a Leet Roy. There you go.
So he did everything that Neek couldn't do. What? I couldn't do? You couldn't play offense, bro.
Oh, okay. He couldn't play corner.
He couldn't play corner. Who wants to play corner, you low-paid? Come on.
We covered this. I mean, I had offers to play offense.
I chose not to. Okay.
Is there a B-Roy or a C-Roy in the fam? Nope, just Lee and G. Just Lee and G.
D-Roy. We out.

Definitely lost Game Boy.

That's an L.

Even A is opening up for a second.

This series is over.

I accept.

LeBron James.

Be better next week.

Game 1 out.

Ladies and gentlemen, we don't have to show up for the rest of this series.

Game 1 out.