Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

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Speaker 3 All right, Dan's asking us to come up with steaks for this.

Speaker 2 I mean, ribeye, New York Strip, Churaco, Tamahan.

Speaker 3 I would be good with actual steaks.

Speaker 2 Porterhouse. Porterhouse.
You're a Porterhouse guy? Oh, man. It's big.

Speaker 3 It's big. But the problem is then, if he wins the bet, he can't eat steak.
So

Speaker 4 he has to get something else. Have you ever had like a really good tuna steak?

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. It's like butter.
Oh, it's bluefin. It's so good.

Speaker 2 Lehman actually caught a bluefin tuna once.

Speaker 3 For real? A huge one. Offshore fishing in the Keys recently.
By himself? With a guy he knows who's a charter fisherman.

Speaker 4 That's a big thing.

Speaker 2 Oh, no, there's like the massive ones that are like a fish. Yeah, it wasn't like a 500.

Speaker 3 But it was pretty big.

Speaker 3 It fed us for like a week. It was, he filleted it, and then he made like these really good sesame-crusted tuna thing, and then he made like sashimi.

Speaker 2 It's on his IG, by the way.

Speaker 3 It is actually probably.

Speaker 2 So that's how I know I saw it. Yeah.
Plug it. So I guess tuna steaks for Dan, real steaks for me is that.

Speaker 3 Lehman's going to hate today's show, but

Speaker 3 minus this part. I like this.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 He doesn't like the business being there. Too much Lehman.

Speaker 4 Too much Lehman.

Speaker 4 He's like, I'm a behind-the-scenes guy. We learned a lot about him.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Well,

Speaker 2 guys, I have a question.

Speaker 4 I've, you know, listening to the show the last couple of days.

Speaker 4 Zazzlo, he does this thing that I used to attribute to Mike Ryan. Then I realized Witty does it too.
And then I heard Zazzlo says that.

Speaker 2 Ah thing. Ah, yes.

Speaker 4 Without having ah conversations.

Speaker 2 Yes. I mean, why did they do that?

Speaker 3 I don't.

Speaker 2 Do you guys know? Who's the original? British cosplay? I don't know.

Speaker 3 But that's not what Zaz is doing.

Speaker 2 I bet it was Zaz first. It has to be.

Speaker 3 You think they're copying Zaz?

Speaker 1 Oh, subliminally.

Speaker 2 No way Witty copies as. Well, Witty copies Mike.

Speaker 4 Woody copies Mike.

Speaker 2 Right. Mike copies.

Speaker 3 Zaz coaches. Maybe.

Speaker 4 I mean, how could they get through this without having a conversation about it? I'm like, why do they say it like that? I agree.

Speaker 3 I was thinking the same thing all week.

Speaker 4 I can't even do it right.

Speaker 2 It sounds like a buzzer.

Speaker 4 They have an enunciation to.

Speaker 2 It's ah.

Speaker 2 I mean, we haven't talked about this, but us back here have talked about it. I don't know if you heard it on the show.

Speaker 2 How do you feel about when you come to the studio and then there's music being played? Yeah. That may not be like the music you like, but it's being played throughout the office.

Speaker 4 Look, here's the thing, and you're going to learn this. You're still new at being a father.
Yes. When you have kids, kids with an S, Billy knows what I'm talking about.
It's just a cacophony of noise.

Speaker 4 all the goddamn time. And so as a father to maintain your sanity, you just learn just a hum in the background.
I have no idea. Yes, he plays music.
I don't know what he's playing.

Speaker 4 All I know,

Speaker 4 I have memories of individual moments like the day he played Pink Pony Strip Club Pony Club.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Three times in one week.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and so I was like, great song.

Speaker 4 I was like, that's the first time I've ever heard it. And everyone's like, oh, it's the best song.
And I'm like, nah, and then the next song was Toto Africa.

Speaker 2 And everybody was singing along like it was karaoke.

Speaker 4 And I was like, see, that's a great song.

Speaker 1 Song's been around for 40 years.

Speaker 4 Yeah, well, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 There's a reason why.

Speaker 1 In 40 years, Pink Pony Club will be the same thing.

Speaker 4 I bet you in five years it won't. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Ooh, man. I bet you next year it won't be.
Hold on a second. Wait, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.

Speaker 1 You just said that Pink Pony Club

Speaker 1 will be as relevant in 40 years as Toto's Africa.

Speaker 2 Well, it depends.

Speaker 3 Is Weezer going to cover it?

Speaker 2 You guys heard Weezer cover it?

Speaker 1 That's the reason all these 22-year-olds in our office know what it is.

Speaker 4 I'm going to tell you right now.

Speaker 3 Wow, that was so dismissive. Jeremy.

Speaker 1 Sorry, Mike Malley and Ethan Bodowski. I love you.

Speaker 4 Jeremy, let me tell you something. Forget about Toto Africa.
That's a Hall of Fame. Why am I bringing that up? It's not even as catchy as Party in the USA.

Speaker 4 It's not even as catchy as Party in the USA.

Speaker 1 Wait, are you talking about Toto?

Speaker 3 No, he's saying Pink Pony.

Speaker 2 The Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 It's a smash hit from a new artist that's going to be around for a long time.

Speaker 4 It's not as catchy as Party in the USA.

Speaker 2 Then a Jay Z song came on.

Speaker 3 I think they're both pretty catchy.

Speaker 2 Well, and also Party in the USA.

Speaker 3 Party in USA is just a completely different message and vibe, so you're just going to listen. It's not quite the same thing.

Speaker 1 But you also saw it when they caught Obama. You also have 4th of July to always bring back parts of the USA.

Speaker 3 Osama.

Speaker 4 Bin Laden.

Speaker 3 I thought you said Obama.

Speaker 2 He did. Yeah, did he? He's deaf.
He's definitely. No, he is very much alive.
He's very much already.

Speaker 3 Billy, thank you. I thought I was here for

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure he said it.

Speaker 3 Ladies and gentlemen, we got

Speaker 1 titles going to be Amin Confuses Obama with Osama.

Speaker 2 I mean, you know.

Speaker 2 No. No, I'm saying.
No, one letter. It's one letter.
It was a lie.

Speaker 2 You using sounds from Because Miami? What are you doing? He can't see.

Speaker 2 You can't see.

Speaker 4 I thought they were color-coded.

Speaker 2 What happened? Yeah, color code. Yeah.
Desegregation. That's what happened.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Osama is what I said.

Speaker 2 Okay, sure.

Speaker 2 No, but that's what I was saying.

Speaker 3 They party in the USA. Who did? Like the Navy SEAL?

Speaker 4 No, the people outside, remember, like gathered outside the White House and they were playing party in the USA? I don't remember that.

Speaker 3 That was like my 16th birthday.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Well, then you should have been playing party in the U.S.

Speaker 2 appointment that morning.

Speaker 2 Hands up to play an answer.

Speaker 3 I had to buy it off the internet from a scalper.