Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes

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Dan's asking us to come up with steaks for this. I mean, ribeye, New York strip, churracos, tomahawk.
I would be good with actual steaks. Me too.
Porterhouse. You're a porterhouse guy? It's big.
But the problem is then if he

wins the bet, he can't eat steak.

So he has to get something else.

Have you ever had like a really good tuna steak?

Oh my god, it's like butter.

Bluefin tuna.

Lehman actually caught a bluefin tuna

once. For real? Huge one.

Solo? Offshore fishing in the Keys

recently. By himself? With a

guy he knows who's like a charter fisherman.

That's a big thing.

There's like the massive ones that are like 500 pounds. It's not one of those.
But it was pretty big. It fed us for like a week.
He filleted it and then he made this really good like sesame crusted tuna thing. And then he made like sashimi.
It's on his IG by the way. It is actually probably on his IG.
That's how I know I. Yeah.
Plug it. So I guess tuna steaks for Dan, real steaks for me is that...
Lehman's gonna hate today's show, but... Really? Minus this part.
He'll like this part. Why? He doesn't like his business being out there? Too much Lehman.
Too much Lehman, huh? He's like, I'm a behind-the-scenes guy. We've learned a lot about him.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, mystery crazy. Guys, I have a question.
I've listened to the show the last couple of days.

Zaslo.

He does this thing that I used to attribute to Mike Ryan.

Then I realized Witty does it too.

And then I heard Zaslo do it.

Ah, thing.

Ah, without having ah conversation.

Yes.

Why do they do that?

I don't.

Do you guys know?

Who's original?

British cosplay?

I don't know.

But that's not what Zas is doing.

I bet it was Zaz first.

It has to have been.

You think they're copying Zaz?

No.

Subliminally.

No way Witty copies Zaz.

Well, Witty copies Mike.

Witty copies Mike.

Right.

Mike copies Zaz?

Zaz coaching tree.

I mean, how could they get through this without having a conversation about it?

I'm like, why do they see it like that?

I was thinking the same thing all week. I can't even do it right.
Sounds like a buzzer. They have an enunciation to it's a.
I mean, we haven't talked about this, but us back here have talked about it. I don't know if you heard it on the show.
How do you feel about when you come into the studio and then there's music being played that may not be like the music you like, but it's being throughout the office look here's the thing and you're gonna learn this you're still new at being a father yes when you have kids kids with an s billy knows what i'm talking about it's just a cacophony of noise all the goddamn time and so as a father to maintain your sanity you just learned just a hum in the background. I have no idea.

Yes, he plays music.

I don't know what he's playing.

All I know, I have memories of individual moments

like the day he played Pink Pony Strip Club.

Pink Pony Club.

Three times in one week.

Yeah, and so I was like-

Great song.

Worth it.

I was like, that's the first time I've ever heard it.

And it was like, oh, it's the best song.

And I'm like, nah. And then the next song was Toto Africa.
And everybody was singing along like it was karaoke. And I was like, see, that's a great song.
The song's been around for 40 years. Well, I'm just saying.
There's a reason why. In 40 years, Pink Pony Club will be the same thing.
I bet you in five years it won't. Yeah.
Ooh, man. I bet you next year it won't.
Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
You just said that Pink Pony Club will be as relevant in 40 years as Toto's Africa is today. Well, it depends.

Is Weezer going to cover it?

You guys heard the Weezer cover?

That's the reason all these 22-year-olds in our office know what it is.

I'm going to tell you right now.

Wow, that was so dismissive.

Sorry, Mike Malley and Ethan Badowski.

I love you.

Jeremy, let me tell you something.

Forget about Toto Africa.

That's a Hall of Fame. Why am I bringing that up? It's not even as catchy as Party in the USA.
It's not even as catchy as Party in the USA. Wait, are you talking about Toto? No, he's saying Pink Pony Club.
Pink Pony Club is a smash hit from a new artist that's going to be around for a long time. It's not as catchy as Party in the USA.
Then a Jay-Z song came on. I think they're both pretty catchy.
Well, and also Party in the USA. Party in the USA is just a completely different message and vibe.
So you're just going to listen. It's not quite the same.
They played it when they caught Obama. You also have Fourth of July to always bring back Party in the USA.
That's right. When they killed him.
Osama. Bin Laden.
I thought you said Obama. He did.
He definitely said Obama. He is very much alive.

He's very much alive.

Billy, thank you. I thought I was hearing things.
And Rich. I'm pretty sure he said it.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

He's looking. He's looking.

Title's going to be, A Mean Confuses Obama with Osama.

I mean, you know.

No. I'm saying.

One letter. It's one letter.

You're using sounds from Because Miami? What are you doing? He can't see. You can't see.
I thought they were color-coded. What happened? The segregation, that's what happened.
Osama is what I said. Okay.
They played a party in the USA? That's what you meant. Who did? The Navy SEALs? No, the people outside.
Remember they gathered outside the White House and they were playing a party in the USA? I don't remember that.

It was like my 16th birthday.

You should have been playing a party in the USA.

I was on my DMV appointment that morning.

My hands up!

I had to

buy it off the internet from a scalper.