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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. Thank you guys so much for watching the special on Netflix.
I'm your mother. We are, as of the recording of this show, number eight right now on Netflix behind Love on the Spectrum.
that is a feel good show everybody wants all different types of people to find love and I almost feel like
because RFK, friend of the show, made some pointed comments about our autistic brothers and sisters, whom we love, appreciate, and cherish. And he said that autism destroys families and children, and none of them will use a toilet.
And I don't think he meant it to come off the way he did. I know many autistic people who use toilets.
And that's nice. But I think that the Love on the Spectrum show, it's like people are, there's a moment of defiance.
People are having watching Love on the Spectrum going, we're going we're gonna watch it okay because they're going to the netflix top 10 you have black mirror which has completely fallen apart this is what people do in their house they go to the netflix top 10 they go what is this the netflix top 10 is always relatively the same it It is a rom-com.
It is a true crime.
It is a show from like Norway or one of the countries
about like Norse mythology or something.
It's like some fun fantasy show.
And then you have a popular reality show,
A Love is Blind, The Circle, Love on the Spectrum.
Then you maybe have a comedian, okay? And then you have a show like Young Sheldon, a network show that Netflix purchased. And these are the choices.
And people are like, hey, man, what are we going to do here? What are we going to watch? And I think there are people right now because again, they're sensitive about maybe some of the comments that were made about the autistic community and all of RFK is trying to say is let's figure out why this is happening. Not like, I don't think he's saying like, Hey, if someone's autistic, let's put him in the shed.
That's not what's happening.
I'm not getting that.
That's not what I'm getting.
But there are people that feel like the tenor of his comments are, if someone's autistic, let's take them out in the woods.
That's not what's happened.
That's not what I'm getting from it.
I'm getting he wants to figure out what's going on.
Thank you. Let's take them out in the woods.
That's not what's happened. That's not what I'm getting from it.
I'm getting he wants to figure out what's going on. But I think a lot of people are going, this Love on the Spectrum show is actually a beautiful show because this is the way we support that beautiful community.
And I have no problem. I'm just saying, let's also watch my thing because people are enjoying it.
And let's try to move it up the ranks here. That's all I'm saying.
I think some of RFK's comments, they landed, sometimes a comment can land wrong. When he went on that whole thing where he's like, autism destroys our most precious resource, our children.
These children will never go on a date. They will never use the toilet on their own.
They will never go sledding down a hill. They will never have a goldfish.
They will never pet a dog in a way that doesn't make you nervous. They will never swing from a tree while sitting on a rope.
They will never fly a plane and crash in the Atlantic Ocean. They will never get addicted to heroin.
They will never be assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency. One of the hardest things about growing up with severe autism is you will not be assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency.
Watch the special. It's actually nice.
And now I want to text you this because, by the way, this guy that they sent to El Salvador, now I don't, they're saying it was a mistake. I don't know what's going on here.
I'm just going to tell you this guy was dressed exactly like me. Take a look at this.
I just texted you a photo. I want you to bring this photo up, and I want you to bring where I was with Megyn Kelly.
And I want you to tell this guy, his name is Kilmar. Is that the best name to have? No, I mean literally, Kilmar.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, he was deported to El Salvador from Maryland after he was accused of being a member of MS-13. This is part of the Trump administration's new initiative to get rid of illegal gang members.
However, a lot of people are saying this guy wasn't a gang member. And they're sending all of these people to this prison in El Salvador run by Bukele, who has, you know, built this like super max prison.
A lot of human rights groups don't love. And he took all these MS-13 gangsters and he put them in it.
And this guy was shipped to that prison. And he looked, I mean, he's dressing exactly like me, this guy.
If you pull up this photo, I just say, this is the craziest thing. What is going on? This guy, now get me on Megyn Kelly.
This guy, he's visiting with a senator. A senator from Maryland went down there to go see him.
This prison in El... I mean, what is...
That is the same drip. Literally.
Now go back to him. Now me again.
Now him. He's in better shape because that prison, they get you in the better shape.
Now, he had a tattoo. Now, supposedly, he's saying his tattoo was autism awareness.
Look this up.
But other people thought, and by other people, I mean like ICE.
They thought it was an MS-13 too.
I mean an MS-13 tattoo.
A tattoo.
So this guy apparently has an autism awareness tattoo.
This is what people are saying. And I don't know, maybe that's true.
I will say at the risk, it does seem odd that he had an autism awareness tattoo. That's all.
I'm not saying that it's completely impossible. It's very possible.
Is this his tattoo? Yeah, that's his tattoo. That's a lion.
That's just a lion. We didn't deport him for having a lion, right? Supposedly his tattoo is indicative of the fact that he was a member of the MS-13 gang.
Is that it? Oh, it's an image on his left hand. See about the autism awareness thing.
Because that's what people are claiming that he has. They're saying that he's got, like, he cares a lot about autism.
It's not MS-13. And maybe that's correct.
I don't know. Asylum Seeker sent to Salvadoran Mega Prison over autism awareness tattoo, family says.
Oh, this is maybe another guy.
This is another guy.
Oh, this is a Venezuelan migrant who is living in Texas,
and he was sent to El Salvador because of an autism awareness.
Show him, because he had an autistic brother, so he got an autism awareness tattoo.
Does that seem, I'm asking, I don't want to start any problems.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. What is the gang that that looks like? Like, I'm asking, like, what is the gang? What is the, is there a gang that has that, like, gay symbol? What gang did they think he was in? The Trenda Agua? I think that's the, yeah, that's the Venezuelan gang that there's a lot of them in New York or was.
He said, but I have my asylum. I have the asylum papers here with me.
And the people said, no, you're going to jail because you have a tattoo. So was that the only evidence? Here's the thing.
Obviously, most people are for deporting violent criminals. Obviously, some people aren't.
They're insane, right? They just don't care. His friends and family said he was told by immigration authorities that the tattoo was proof he belonged to the Venezuelan gang Trendiagua.
Can you you get up a Trendy Agua tattoo and let's compare it? Because maybe they're similar? I don't know. They don't look similar.
They're trying to get rid of gang members. it's hard because they've got to go through all their tattoos They've got to go through the tattoos Of people here illegally And it's not easy And unfortunately I think people are getting deported because they have a tattoo, but it's not a gang tattoo.
This is all pretty sloppy. We all want violent criminals.
Yeah, none of those guys have a rainbow ribbon tattoo. That doesn't even look like a dangerous tattoo.
Get that guy's tattoo up again. That doesn't even look, that guy, I feel like that's, is that, if that's a gang, you want that gang here.
That looks like a gang that goes and like helps kids with cancer. That doesn't seem like a dangerous gang.
That seems like they clean up the street or something. Now, I don't know.
Maybe that is a gang, but it's, I mean, you want to rethink the ink if that's a gang. So I think now, obviously these gentlemen, not, we don't need them.
They should go. A lot of them should go.
The Trendyagua has got to go. MS13 has to go.
But they sent a gay hairstylist somewhere. That's not good.
He wasn't in a gang. This guy wasn't in a gang.
This other guy smacked his wife around. The guy from Maryland., this guy Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
But Abrego Garcia was, I think, talking to MS-13 gang members. Go to an article about Garcia because he was picked up.
There were informants that said he was an MS-13, and maybe that isn isn't true. Maybe they're lying about it.
His wife filed a protective order against him in 2021. But now she came out and said, hey, he's a pretty good guy.
This is like every woman who's ever filed a protective order. But I'm not saying, by the way, that he should be condemned for a protective order.
I'm just saying she did accuse him of violence. She did accuse him of attacking her.
And other people have claimed that he was in MS-13. I don't know what his job was.
Like, the real story, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is an MS-13 gang member with a history of violence. So this is from Homeland Security.
So I don't know if you want to believe this.
Do not make this bigger.
You take this with a grain of salt.
I'm not endorsing this.
This is what people are saying.
When he was arrested,
he was found with rolls of cash and drugs.
He was arrested with two other members of MS-13.
Now, by the way, whether this guy is guilty or not, I do think there is a problem
sending people to a El Salvadoran prison
Mm-hmm. Now, by the way, whether this guy is guilty or not, I do think there is a problem sending people to a Venice, to a El Salvadoran prison without any due process.
I get it.
I think that is, opens the door to a big problem. But this particular dude, I don't know.
I don't know if he might be, he might not be the poster boy for this, you know, like he might not be the guy to defend, but I don't know, but you got to defend the principle, right? I think the principle is, well, what do you do? Here's the thing. If you have violent gang members that come to the country and you catch them, there's got to be some due process.
That's what America is based on. But I don't think you have to keep them here and keep them in taxpayer-funded jails.
You can deport them. I don't know if you necessarily send them to some prison in El Salvador.
So they're saying when this guy was arrested, he was wearing a sweatshirt with rolls of money covering the ears, mouth, and eyes of presidents on various currency denominations. This is known as an MS-13 gang symbol of see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil.
Two judges found that he was a member of MS-13. That finding has not been disturbed.
Intelligence reports found that he was involved in human trafficking. Here is an illegal alien from El Salvador.
The subject freely admitted being citizen and national of El Salvador by birth and that they were present in the United States. Illegally, the subject were not in possession of any immigration documents that would allow them to be in or remain in the United States legally.
He claimed fear of being returned to El Salvador because he would be persecuted by MS-13's rival gang, Barrio 18. Jennifer Vasquez Garcia's wife petitioned for an order of protection against him.
She claimed he punched her, scratched her, ripped off her shirt, and bruised her. They include the protective order.
But she did come out and say, listen, I took out a protective order because I was in a previous relationship with someone who was abusive, and I was just trying to be careful. Get her up.
She does talk about this case. She is unhappy that he was sent away.
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When something like this happens and you have a guy who has a very questionable, you know, history. And there's a very good chance that he was involved in some type of, let's say, fuckery.
I do think that it is important to cross your T's and dot your I's and make sure you have a solid case against him so that you don't turn him into a folk hero if he need not be one. You know, like the other guy with the tattoo I totally get, he's got a tattoo for his autistic brother, and they're like, bro, you're in the gang.
What if he's in the gang? What if his autistic brother runs the gang? Like, we don't know what's, no one knows what's going on. Let's watch this woman.
This is the wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was deported to Central America from Maryland
after being accused of being in MS-13.
Here is his wife speaking.
There's a lot of people here.
They want him back.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
My name is Jennifer.
Good to meet you.
I am Kilmar's wife.
Hello.
He is a father, a son, a brother, and a proud member of Casa and Smart Union member who has dedicated himself to make our family's American dream reality. It would be funny if she said he's a proud member of MS-13 and then she went, shit.
She turned around and they go, keep going. She goes, and he is a proud member of MS-DOT.
No, no, no, no, keep going, keep going.
He's not a, they go, he's not an MS-DOT team.
All right, let's listen to her.
I don't know, I didn't know he was in all these unions,
and they said he was in CASA or CAVA.
He's in a CAVA.
My friend, my cousin knew a girl named Demetria. They met in rehab in Delrayava.
He's in a cava. My cousin knew a girl named Demetria.
They met in rehab in Delray Beach.
He was in a cava.
Cava's like a drug people get into.
You know what cava is?
I think it's like a type of drink.
It's a drink, but people really start getting whacked out on it,
and it's a way to replace opium.
But that's not
what she means i think she said casa which means house continue that dream was shattered on march 12th when he was abducted and disappeared by the united states government in front of our five-year-old child. Today is 34 days after his disappearance.
And I stand before you filled with spirit that refuses to bring down.
I will not stop fighting.
That's not, hold on.
That's not grammatically correct when she said spirit that refuses to bring down. I'm trying to think of another way she could have said that.
I'm standing here with spirit that will not be. I'm standing here with a spirit that is ferocious.
And you know what I mean?
Continue.
I see my husband alive.
Kilmar, if you can hear me,
stay strong.
God hasn't forgotten about you.
Our children are asking, when would you come home?
And I pray for the day I tell them the time and date that you'll return.
Hold on for a minute.
I don't know.
It's hard to know here what's going on.
Is this a good guy or is this guy a problem? And I don't know. And this is going to be one of those things where they go, podcasters talk without the facts.
You don't have the facts. Who are you to influence? I said, I don't know, nine times.
I said, I don't know. And they're going to say that.
They're going to go, well, you're talking about it. Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
We're all talking about it. That doesn't mean I'm not condemning this man.
I really don't know. I feel for this woman.
But this guy might have been a really bad guy that was in a gang. And he might have told her that he wasn't, or she might know he was, and he might have been bringing in money doing that, or this is a complete case of, like, mistaken identity and they deported this guy without any due process, and this is a guy that may have had some trouble but was, for the most part, a law-abiding citizen.
That's not what the government is contending. Let's keep listening to his wife.
Do you know her name? Jennifer Vasquez, I believe. Good job.
Let's keep listening to Jennifer Vasquez and see.
I don't know. We're looking for clues.
I'm looking for clues.
I'm looking at this big woman next to her, two to the right.
And I'm looking at her earring.
She's got a chunky earring there, like a green earring. Now, this thing, Casa, she's a member of two, this C-A-S-A on the shirt.
I don't know what this is, but I'm paying attention to all of this. Keep going here.
Let's see if there's any tells, like Story wars. If someone's lying, they have a tell.
Let's see if there are any tells. She's looking down a lot, but I also think that's just because this is not her first language.
So in fairness, I think she's reading this. Go.
As we continue through Holy Week, my heart aches. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Holy Week, invoking Holy Week, seems a little sus. There's something about saying as we go through Holy Week that makes me think that there is a lot of guns and drugs in her house.
But I could be wrong.
Again, don't come to me.
Don't tell me I'm being irresponsible.
I'm merely watching this as a citizen of our country,
trying to figure out what's going on.
I thought the Holy Week thing, a little odd.
Continue. As we continue through Holy Week, my heart aches for my husband, who should have been here leading our Easter prayers.
Instead, I find myself pleading with the Trump administration and the Bukele administration to stop playing political games with the life of Kilmer. Our family is torn apart during this scary time, and our children miss their dad so much.
Despite the challenges we continue to face with the U.S. and the Salvadorian government,
I hope that the strength of faith and the resilience within us will keep us standing
after all the punches we continue to receive.
A lot of violent language.
After all the punches we continue to receive, a lot of violent language.
Kind of interesting.
These are the things, we continue to receive.
A lot of violent language.
Kind of interesting.
These are just notes I'm taking in my head.
After all the times, they try to slit our throat.
They try to kill us.
You know, after all the times, they try to pistol whip us. We still...
I'm like, wait a minute. Because I'm just wondering.
I'm trying to ascertain what's going on here. Keep going.
And I could be... Listen, I'm not the judge and the jury.
Go. Our ability to fight back against these governments, our testimonies to the spirit of fight and restraint that God has given us, we will continue standing strong, and we will never give up on you, Kilmar.
Okay, that's nice. Even though my heart is heavy, I find hope and strength in those around me.
I found overwhelming support from our communities.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Hold on.
Community. Then she said Hold on.
Community.
Then she said our brothers.
She's getting close maybe to revealing something here.
We're at the edge of our seat here.
Be very careful here.
Now the woman in the back looks nervous.
Look at the woman in the back.
She looks a little nervous. She might be about to give away the game.
Let's run it back a few seconds. Let's see.
She's appealing now to her community and her brothers. What does that mean? Let's see.
We don't know. Let's go.
Support from our communities, our brothers and sisters from Casa, leaders and members from SMART,
our faith in Ali communities who continue to stand with us.
Yes.
And I pray.
To MS-13.
That the same community strengthened has lifted me,
flows through those judges,
supporting her to bend the power towards justice. And even though Kilmar cannot earn, his friends have told me that I will get a percentage of the money that he was making on the street until he is back to make things right.
I will be made whole again when he is back in the States. Now, I don't know.
Get it out of here. I don't know if people are going to be angry with me.
They're going to say I'm being insensitive. I just don't know.
I don't know. Let's watch Carolyn Levitt.
She's a little bit of a psychopath, but maybe she's got the goods we don't know. She's got the energy of a woman who would drown a cat.
But let's, she does. While it was screaming, like, So let's just see what says.
Carolyn Levitt here, interesting woman, has the energy of a woman who would put a cat's head under the water and while its body fought like all hell for a gasp of air, she would keep it under the water. Carolyn Levitt, the White House.
Basic fact that he was illegally inside our country and had a lawful deportation order made him subject to removal back to his home country of El Salvador. And if he ever ends up back in the United States, he would immediately be deported again.
Nothing will change the fact that Obrego Garcia will never be a Maryland father. He will never live in the United States of America again.
And the United States Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the President of the United States and the Secretary of State could not be compelled to forcibly retrieve this citizen of El Salvador who is currently locked up in a maximum
security prison in his home country. Yeah, I mean, again, I understand people being uncomfortable
with this. And I would say, just like I criticize some of the deportations that are happening
because of the campus protests, I think I have no problem with gang members being deported. I even think some people that came here that are lawful or good people, but came here in the last four years, Biden let in 10 million people.
Not all of them are going to be able to stay. We probably just can't assimilate all of them into this country at this point.
That's something that's pretty well known. Most Americans want illegal immigration to stop.
And they also want people that, you know, maybe that have not lived here for many, many years lawfully, but people that are newly here to go. I don't know if this guy was arrested with drugs and cash on him.
I mean, cash is not illegal, but drugs are illegal. Do we know what drugs he was arrested with? Do we know that? Do we have anything? Do we have anything on that? It's not like I have the power to do anything anyway.
I wonder what he was arrested with.
Maybe he wasn't arrested with drugs,
but Homeland Security is claiming that when he was arrested,
he was arrested with drugs, right?
That's what they're saying?
He was found with rolls of cash and drugs. I'd like to know what drugs.
Keep, keep, make this bigger. Make it bigger.
On 3-28-2019, at approximately blank, Detective Blank of the Hydesville City Police observed four individuals loitering in the parking lot of a Home Depot at 3301 East West Highway in Hyattsville, Maryland. As he approached the individuals, two of the individuals reached into their waistbands and discarded several unknown items under a parked vehicle.
All of the four individuals were stopped by. Hyattsville officer blank immediately recognized Christian Hernandez Romero, a.k.a.
Bimbo, as a member of the MS-13 Sailor's Click.
Which doesn't seem terrible, the Sailor's Click. Two small plastic bottles containing marijuana was located on scene.
All four individuals are transported back to district for interviews. member of the Prince George's County Gang MS-13 Intelligence Squad have
encountered Christian Hernandez Romero on multiple occasions.
He has extensive criminal history.
Okay, and then there's this other guy, Dominguez.
Officers also interviewed Jose Guillermo Dominguez during the interview.
Officers observed tattoos of skulls covering their eyes.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
So this guy's got some MS-13 tattoos.
Officers then interviewed Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.
During the interview, officers, and do we have anything more?
During the interview, officers observed he was wearing the Chicago Bulls hat and a hoodie with the rolls of money,
which we talked about.
Officers know that clothing to be indicative
of Hispanic gang culture.
That's a little loose, to be honest.
The meaning of the clothing is to represent something,
see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil.
I guess it's just clothing.
The confidential source further advised
that he is a member of MS-13. So they had somebody who said he's an a member of MS-13.
So they had somebody who said he's an active member of MS-13.
But I don't think this guy was charged with a crime.
I believe this is where you run into an issue.
They were unable to charge him with a crime. He was hanging out with some MS-13 guys.
They had drugs. They all looked sus.
The cops went over there in the Home Depot parking lot, found drugs, found cash. These guys had extensive criminal histories.
This guy, Abrego Garcia's with them. They interview him.
He's dressed kind of in the way that a lot of gang members would dress, but he doesn't. They don't charge him with a crime from what I'm seeing here.
The wife, who was just on camera, was the one who petitioned for the order of protection and she claimed that he attacked her physically but has now walked that back in the press and said that she was doing that as a precaution. So this is as much as we really know here.
The story is developing, but this is the story. This is what we got.
So here's the thing. In a court petition, Vasquez describes multiple incidents over the course of several days in 2021.
Well, this is peak pandemic and tempers are hot. They're flaring.
They're actually really, really flaring. I was getting, I was in a war with my roommate
and she's a very talented comedian who wears a wig.
And we would argue because she would live stream in the tub.
2021 was a dark time.
In one case, Vasquez wrote that Abrego Garcia
got angry with her at a gas station,
insulted her and drove very fast.
Okay, that one I don't care about, bitch. That is not why you file a report.
Okay. Days later, Vasquez alleges Abrego Garcia yelled at her to turn off her laptop.
Understandable. And when she said she wasn't tired, she said he got angry and threw her laptop on the floor.
It's destruction of property. She alleged she pushed him off her and then he punched her, scratched me on my left eye, left me bleeding.
Later that day, Abrego Garcia allegedly tore off Vasquez's shorts and shirt and grabbed me by the arm when she ran away, leaving a mark on her left arm. The following morning, after he allegedly didn't give her a set of car keys, she called an Uber for her and the kids because she was, quote, scared of him and afraid to be close to him.
I have multiple photos, videos of how violent he can be and all the bruises he has left me. This is what she wrote in the petition.
The case, however, was dismissed in June 2021 after Vasquez failed to appear for final hearing. This happens all the time.
If it is a legitimate case of abuse, a lot of women do not follow through with it. They're in love with a guy who is a bad dude.
I'm just trying to get all this information. The summer is coming.
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I'm doing a bunch of fun comedy podcasts like Story Wars and Legion of Skanks, all that stuff. Rogan.
But I'm also doing these news shows. And I go to, like, Fox and all these channels.
And cable news is in a weird position. I mean, they can barely get that.
I mean, these kids are so sweet. The interns are who's ever working there.
I mean, they can barely get the earpiece in and the mics don't work and the cameras barely work. And by the way, I did an hour with Elle Reeves at CNN, released that interview.
It's a good interview and released the hour. Do not edit that.
They said they were going to edit it. If you edit it and put a small chunk of it on your network, put the full hour.
We spoke for about an hour, right? Maybe even longer. Release the full interview.
It's a great interview. But I'll tell you right now, she told me a lot of people refuse to go on CNN.
They're going to edit this. And the reason that a lot of people refuse to go on CNN is because they're going to edit my interview instead of releasing it in full online.
I know it's a cable network. You can't put it all on cable.
But I'm telling you right now, you should release the full interview on YouTube, on CNN.com. Let people make their own decisions.
The full unedited interview from the moment I sit down in the chair until we say goodbye, that full interview should be out. If you release, now my producer was not able to come in the CNN room because I thought I was going in there for 10 minutes like the rest of these, where you go in, it's quick.
You know, they go, what about cancel culture? And the woke left, the woke canceling cancel culture. Well, comedians can't say anything anymore.
Why can't you? And then I go, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, I'm just talking and
you know, it's out there.
People, you know, what are you gonna...
I get it. This is the narrative.
This is the thing. Whatever.
It's fine.
I did all in and I love those guys. We had a lot of fun.
They're talking about NVIDIA
chips being backdoored through
fake companies in Bhutan to China.
That's what I'm into.
I don't want to talk about cancel culture. I'm bored.
I want to hear Chamath talk about chips in Bhutan. It was a lot of fun.
So what I'm saying is CNN put out that interview. It's that journalist who interviews Nazis and incels.
That's the one they gave me. Remember her? What's her name? Ellie Reeves.
Elle Reeves. Ellie Reeves.
Who's this woman? Elle Reeve. I like her.
I thought we had a good conversation. This is that woman who interviews incels in their basement and the Nazis.
And this is who they gave to me. There she is.
So I sat here for an hour with her. She's like, comedy's right wing now.
I'm like, no, it's not. She goes, name a big left wing comedian.
I'm like, Bill Burrow, John Mulaney, Chelsea Handler, Trevor Noah. They're all arena acts.
What are you talking about? Louis C.K., my friend. What do you mean? Like who's consistently been left of center forever? And they're all arena acts.
Asa Minhaj, Ronnie Chang. I love both of them.
I think they're great. And I just, and not only because of the line which i respect this on for but i also like the comedy um so this woman's out there talking about that hollywood's like comedy's right when she's like don't you think you're the new establishment i'm like yes it's 22 intelligence agencies the entire permanent federal government every legacy media institution in the Ivy League versus Theo Vaughn.
Yes, that's the new establishment.
But she made some points, and I made some points. Release it in full.
And I respect if they do that. And if they don't, what was I saying now? Where was I before I got to this? So I'm on these news channels waiting to go on.
Cancel culture is being canceled. What's going on? The woke, the woke, the woke mob, did the woke mob tie you to a fucking tree and beat you with the sensitivity stick? And I'm like, well, a little.
and I just want to hear
Chamath
talk about the chips being backdoored through Singapore companies to China. It's really interesting.
I'm not saying that the people are wrong in the cable news, but you know, there's just a certain kind of fun like boomer angle. The woke libs are going to hate this special.
Woke losers are going to hate it. Lot of pronouns going out the door when this special.
And it's just me talking about my mother and stuff. But, listen, I grew up watching these networks.
I like to listen. Literally, of them.
I was before I go on one of them. All the guy goes.
He goes and they're right. I swear.
He goes like this. He goes and they're raping people.
Next comedian Tim Dillon has a new special on Netflix that woke people are going to have a stroke about. But so now as I go to these release it L, as we go to these release it L, have the courage to release the full interview.
It'll do well. She's like, there's a comedian in my neighborhood.
I go, I don't know anyone who lives in your neighborhood. Trust me.
But I do think I know who she was talking about. The point is this.
The point is this. As I'm sitting in these news things, waiting to go on and promote the special, I'm your mother, Netflix, they're talking about this case.
This is the big case of the week. This guy that was sent to this prison and everybody's up in arms about it and people are very upset.
So I'm trying to get like the facts and I'm trying to figure out what exactly happened. 2019 wasn't yesterday.
So he was suspected in 2019. So maybe he was fucking around in 2019 and he turns his life around.
I don't know. I don't know what he was doing.
I don't know. I'm unaware.
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Those are the only things that we know. The other big story of the week, more offensive than MS-13, this is the Jeff Bezos space flight.
This is, it has it it harkens back to the days of that imagine where the celebrities are singing imagine i just want to i want to send a public service announcement out to celebrities in general and more specifically the democratic party if they ever want to win another. And I'm not saying all these people are Democrats.
I don't know what Katy Perry believes, and neither does she. What I think we need to do, stop, everything is, doesn't have to be, like, this really grotesque,
self-congratulatory thing that everybody's doing,
where everyone, if something's important, we'll know.
If something matters, we'll know that. When the Civil Rights Act passed, it was important.
And it was known that it was important. Flying for 10 minutes out of Earth's orbit while Kris Jenner watches standing in the middle of the desert isn't important.
If you have to tell us how important something you did is, it probably doesn't matter and people don't want to hear it. So the Democratic Party ever wants to win another election, they just have to stop fucking with these people.
You have to stop centering these people who are out of touch, who are on another planet, literally, literally have left the planet. Literally.
You cannot have these people as advocates, this Blue Origin spaceflight. Space tourism, whether it's done by Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos' trillionaire wife or Katy Perry or Gayle King or any of these people, no matter who does it, as things on Earth get worse, space tourism is going to look terrible.
It's not going to look good that even for a few minutes that you are telling people we can get out of here. We can leave the planet if we want to.
You have to stay and deal with the sickness, the crime, the war, and the death. We get to blast off in a spaceship and then to land and tell people that this really mattered, that this was important and that they should thank you.
The attitude these people had when they landed in a spaceship was that people should thank them for some sacrifice they made. It was crazy.
Here's Katy Perry talking about how space can affect change or whatever.
This is just, again, I don't even care that they did it.
I don't care.
I'm not offended that you went to space.
Jeff Bezos is a rich guy
This is rich guy shit
In 2025
This bitch is like I want to go to space
And I want to bring my friends
Into space
Life never changes that much
From when you are in 9th grade
And you get invited to a party
And you're excited about it
Because you're going
To a popular kid's house
Thank you. when you are in ninth grade and you get invited to a party and you're excited about it because you're going to a popular kid's house, maybe as a big pool or they're a jock or people like them and you get excited.
Life doesn't really change that much. You got this rich bitch, Bezos's wife and she's got her huge tits blasting into space, and she's got her friends, and she can call them and go, would you like to go on my spaceship? And they do that.
And that's all fine and good. That's all fine and good.
Don't, number one, get the cameras at. What are we doing? Get the cameras.
How cool would it be to be? Nobody knows how to do this right. You should be on the spaceships secretly.
We want to do, we're going, what a story. What a fucking story.
We went to space last week. This whole idea that you have to explain all the cool shit you do to people that can never even dream of doing it and then wonder why they all hate you is crazy.
Just do it quietly. Be like, how is anything cooler than just lying to your significant other and I'm taking a girls weekend and then showing them the video and go, we were in fucking space.
Let it leak out a year later. The gayest thing in the world, not gay, that's fine, but gay in the way of like annoying and like, you know, whatever, is to tell people what you did right after you did it and try to make it seem important.
The coolest people in the world keep things kind of close to the vest. That's what celebrities used to do.
Now they tell you everything they're doing. I think these celebrities think they can talk about everything that isn't illegal.
Because a lot of them have done, they've probably been partied to so much illegal shit and these crazy parties before cell phones and God only knows what people were doing. Like they'd find some drifter and start barbecuing it in the back of some Hollywood Hills house.
That they can't talk about. They can't talk about many of them on the Epstein list, but they really want to tell you about space as if you give a fuck.
You're supposed to be working your second shift at a supermarket and on your busted screen iPhone, watch Katy Perry, this out of touch bitch, talk about the sacrifice and how important it was that she went up to space for 15 minutes. Nobody knows how to be cool anymore.
It's one of the most disappointing things about our society. All these rich people and these celebrities have showed their ass.
That's why they can't influence anything anymore.
That's why nobody looks up to them.
It's the death knell of celebrity culture because we've realized how much they suck.
Play this, please.
We can see the unity that we modeled and replicate that and understand that we weren't just taking up space.
We were making space. Okay, stop it for a minute.
All they did was sit in the thing. That's literally all these bitches did was sit in a little pod and then float.
They did nothing. They didn't do a goddamn thing.
They didn't build the fucking rocket. They didn't, like, these bitches got invited on a trip.
You got invited to your friend's lake house and you had fun going tubing and eating s'mores. You don't go back to your other friends on the block and say, they're like, yo, you got back from Bill's Lake House? Yeah, it was an important moment.
We went tubing and ate s'mores. We stayed up till 3 a.m.
And we realized that the unity that we built, it's like people be like, dude, you fucking suck. What is wrong with you? They're trying to make you believe that these pointless, rich adventures mean something to your shitty life.
Continue. For the future.
And for me, like Gail said, this wasn't a ride. It wasn't a destination.
It was a ride. It was a journey and it was a supernatural one.
It's a literal ride. It's legitimately a ride.
You can't say it wasn't a ride. That was all it was.
You didn't discover anything. What are your findings, bitch? What did you discover? Do you have anything to tell us about the fucking ozone layer? It was literally a run.
Get the video of them up floating, these bitches. Look at this.
I want to see it myself. Does this look scientific? One, two, three, take it up space.
And if that exploded right then and there, if that exploded, I mean, look at Katy Perry. I mean, look at Katy Perry.
If that pod or that little module exploded right there, but we still got that video, I mean, this is crazy. But again, you're just doing rich shit.
That's all you're doing. This is the problem with that Imagine video during COVID when they were all standing in like mansions going, Imagine other people.
And people were like, bitch, I live in a fucking tiny apartment and you're standing in the back of your yard and you don't care about a quarantine and you don't care that you can't work and you don't care that your business got shut down because you're like walking around your yard, picking fruit and singing, imagine, but we're all fucked here. These people should have just quietly done this.
How cool. Cause by the way, no one would hate you.
You would have went to space,
it would have been fun, and then no one would have hated you. Everyone hates you now.
Everyone hates you. All you had to do was keep your mouth shut about a cool, rich thing you did while the economy, by the way, the economy is crumbling.
I mean, I don't know how else to say it. These bitches are floating in outer space and trying to tell people that they did it for them.
They like did it for the common good because I don't know. Did anyone, by the way, this isn't one of these things we're like, we're like women, women have gone to space, real space.
Bitches have been in space. Bitches have died in space.
Real women astronauts have gone to space who've been to space. Wasn't a bitch in a space station who just got back.
She was stuck up there for months. Months and months.
This bitch. space who've been to space station wasn't a bitch in a space station who just got back she was stuck up there for months months and months this bitch was in space six minutes or something katy perry and she's acting like she's the first slit to go to space you are not the first slit in space slits have been going to space i don don't get it.
It's the craziest thing in the world. There's been women have been in space.
They've been in space. They've been stuck in space stations.
And this person is acting like it's a big fucking deal because she's famous. That's her whole thing.
She's like, no, no, no, you don't understand. I have a life worth losing.
And I went, that's her whole point here. No, no, no, no, no, we did this because it was a little bit of a risk and I have a life that sucks if I die.
If you people die, who cares?
But if I die, I lose out on cool shit.
I'm loaded.
I'm rich.
And I'm famous.
And my life has value. So it's crazy to me.
And the reaction to this has just been, now they are hate-ish.
They'll always be hated for this.
Are there any other quotes from these ladies before we, before we move on? Anybody else speak? Wow. That's good.
Yes, I know. Katie's face says it all right there.
It's an all-woman crew. Oh, was this the first time it was just all women? Is that what they're trying to say? Was the first all-woman crew of people that are not, they're not astronauts? They know nothing about anything? And they were like, by the way, could there be a word? Who went? Get up the names of the people who went.
Okay, let's see who is there. Gail King, Aisha Bowe, Carrie Ann Flynn.
Are any of the astronauts? Who are they? Okay, hold on. The flight's roster seems to have been assembled with an energy of American Girl Doll collection.
Pop star Katy Perry, journalist Gayle King, aerospace engineer Aisha Bowe. Okay, one person.
Feminist activist Amanda Nugent. Great, I'm sure they need her on other planets.
Film producer and Lauren Sanchez.
Carrie Ann Flynn,
the film producer and Lauren Sanchez. So there was one
person who deserved to be there and that was
the aerospace
engineer
Aisha Bowe.
Everybody else
is a guest
and even she was a guest, aerospace engineer. She's not an astronaut, per se.
So who cares? Nobody can do anything good. What if we started sending MS-13 to space instead of to El Salvador? Like, just send them to space to show them what we can do.
Just send them up there. What if it was those tattooed guys floating around like that instead of Katy Perry and Gayle King? If it was just tattooed MS-13 gang members floating around in space.
I don't know if this guy should have been deported or not.
I don't know.
Someone asked me if I wanted to go to that El Salvadoran prison
and do interviews.
They're like, they'll allow me.
I think they'll allow me to like go to the prison
and do interviews.
This is what I've been told.
I'm not going to do it. I think that guy Bukele maybe, I don't know, maybe he'll allow me to go down there and do a show for them.
I've never done a show in a prison. It's something I've wanted to do.
I could do a show for gang members that were deported from America who were sent to that prison and I could go down there and do a show, but a lot of them, English is not their first language. So we're going to run into that.
We're going to run into that problem. Watch the new special I'm Your Mother on Netflix if you can.
I appreciate it. Release the full interview CNN.
Come on. Do the right thing.
Do the right thing. Be the good.
Show people that you are not editing people, that you are not lying, that you believe in journalistic integrity, put the interview out. I sat down for a good faith conversation that lasted an hour, and you should have the decency to, you can edit sound, you can edit some shots, whatever, obviously, but the bulk of that interview, the entirety of our conversation, anything that was on camera should be released online.
Otherwise, I don't think people are going to, I mean, I'm going to keep talking about this fact. I'm going to tell everyone I know and maybe you go, oh, who cares who you know? Well, maybe.
but maybe not I'm going to keep talking about this fact. I'm going to tell everyone I know.
And maybe you go, oh, who cares who you know?
Well, maybe.
But maybe not.
I'm going to keep talking about the fact that no one should go on this network.
And maybe that doesn't matter.
Maybe you don't care.
And that's fine.
But I'll tell you right now, it's not the right thing to do to bring someone in and talk to them for an hour and then edit it down I understand if you have to put 10 minutes on TV but you should put the entire thing on the internet the entire thing should go on the internet well your questions about your Rogan's comedy club, about comedy, about entertainment, about podcasts, about politicians doing podcasts, that hour that we discussed why podcasts are popular, all of the answers should be available on the internet for people to see. It would be terrible if people started tweeting at CNN to release the full interview.
It would be horrible. I'd never want something like that to happen, but it might be interesting and it maybe should.
That maybe should happen. And there's people that are watching the interview and not agree with certain things I've said.
I think she made a few good points. I made a few good points.
Put the fucking interview out. It's not cool to do anything less than that.
Well, I'll be back next week. We're doing Rogan tomorrow.
I wasn't even going to do this one this week because I've been talking so much. I'm sick of myself.
You're sick of me. I get it.
Listen to the All In podcast with some really fun guys. We had a great time.
Listen to Tiger Belly with the great Bobby Lee. Joe Rogan experience tomorrow.
And I get it. It's enough already of me.
I've had enough of me. I hate promoting.
I hate going all over the place. I'm going to quiet down in a week.
Let's just, again, focus on humbling love on the spectrum.
Let's humble love on the spectrum.
Okay?
Thank you.