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Speaker 9 ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show.
Speaker 11 Thank you guys so much
Speaker 13 for watching
Speaker 14 the special on Netflix.
Speaker 12 I'm your mother.
Speaker 17 We are, as of the recording of this show,
Speaker 18 number eight right now on Netflix behind Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 21 That is a feel-good show.
Speaker 2 Everybody wants all different types of people to find love.
Speaker 5 And I almost feel like,
Speaker 5 because RFK,
Speaker 24 friend of the show, made some pointed comments
Speaker 25 about our autistic brothers and sisters whom we love, appreciate, and cherish.
Speaker 27 And he said that autism destroys families and children and none of them will use a toilet.
Speaker 16 And I don't think he meant it to come off the way he did.
Speaker 17 I know many autistic people who use toilets.
Speaker 26 And that's nice.
Speaker 17 But I think that the Love on the Spectrum show, it's like people are, there's a moment of defiance people are having watching Love on the Spectrum, going, we're going to watch it.
Speaker 32 Okay?
Speaker 33 Because they're going to the Netflix top 10, you have Black Mirror, which is completely falling apart.
Speaker 35 This is what people do in their house.
Speaker 27 They go to the Netflix top 10, they go, what is this?
Speaker 38 The Netflix top 10 is always relatively the same.
Speaker 24 It is a rom-com.
Speaker 25 It is a true crime.
Speaker 9 It is a show from like Norway or one of the countries about like Norse mythology or something.
Speaker 42 It's like some fun fantasy show.
Speaker 2 And then you have a popular reality show, A Love is Blind, The Circle, Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 44 Then you maybe have a comedian.
Speaker 44 Okay.
Speaker 14 And then you have a show like Young Sheldon.
Speaker 46 a network show that Netflix purchased.
Speaker 47 And these are the choices.
Speaker 48 And people are like, hey, man,
Speaker 50 what are we going to do here?
Speaker 8 What are we going to watch?
Speaker 5 And I think there are people right now
Speaker 47 because, again,
Speaker 52 they're sensitive about maybe some of the comments that were made about the autistic community.
Speaker 15 And all of RFK is trying to say, let's figure out why this is happening.
Speaker 24 Not
Speaker 29 like...
Speaker 6 I don't think he's saying like, hey, if someone's autistic, let's put him in the shed.
Speaker 56 That's not what's happening.
Speaker 5 I don't, I'm not getting that.
Speaker 57 That's not what I'm getting.
Speaker 19 But there are people that feel like the tenor of his comments are, if someone's autistic, let's take them out in the woods.
Speaker 54 That's not what's happened.
Speaker 19 That's not what I'm getting from it.
Speaker 58 I'm getting he wants to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 30 But I think a lot of people are going, this Love on the Spectrum show is actually a beautiful show
Speaker 6 because we're seeing where this is the way we support
Speaker 41 that beautiful community.
Speaker 58 And I have no problem. I'm just saying,
Speaker 24 let's also watch my thing
Speaker 59 because people are enjoying it
Speaker 41 and let's try to move it up the ranks here.
Speaker 5 That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 52 I think some of RFK's comments, they landed. Sometimes a comment can land wrong.
Speaker 5
When he went on that whole thing where he's like, autism destroys our most precious resource, our children. These children will never go on a date.
They will never use a toilet on their own.
Speaker 5
They will never go sledding down a hill. They will never have a goldfish.
They will never pet a dog in a way that doesn't make you nervous.
Speaker 5 They will never swing from a tree while sitting on a rope.
Speaker 5 They will never fly a plane and crash in the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 5 They will never get addicted to heroin. They will never be assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency.
Speaker 5 One of the hardest things about growing up with severe autism is you will not be assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency.
Speaker 15 Watch the special.
Speaker 51 It's actually nice. And now
Speaker 27 I...
Speaker 40 I want to text you this because by the way, this guy that they sent to El Salvador, now I don't,
Speaker 27 they're saying it was a mistake.
Speaker 21 I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 47 I'm just going to tell you, this guy
Speaker 47 was dressed exactly like me.
Speaker 25 Take a look at this.
Speaker 55 I just texted you a photo.
Speaker 13 I want you to bring this photo up, and I want you to bring the photo,
Speaker 64 where I was with Megan Kelly.
Speaker 18 And I want you to tell this guy,
Speaker 49 his name is Kilmar.
Speaker 52 Is that the best name?
Speaker 13 to have? No, I mean, literally, Kilmar.
Speaker 2 Kilmar Obrego Garcia, he was deported to El Salvador from Maryland after he was accused of being a member of MS-13.
Speaker 70 This is part of the Trump administration's new initiative to get rid of illegal gang members.
Speaker 17 However, a lot of people are saying this guy wasn't a gang member.
Speaker 72 And they're sending all of these people to this
Speaker 29 prison in El Salvador run by Bukele,
Speaker 5 who has
Speaker 75 built this
Speaker 72 Super Max prison that a lot of human rights groups don't love.
Speaker 22 And he took all these MS-13 gangsters and he put them in it.
Speaker 77 And this guy was shipped to that prison.
Speaker 10 And he looked, I mean, he's dressing exactly like me, this guy.
Speaker 47 If you pull up this photo, I'd just say, this is the craziest thing.
Speaker 13 What is going on?
Speaker 19 This guy, now get me on Megan Kelly.
Speaker 25 This guy,
Speaker 27 he's visiting with a senator.
Speaker 80 Senator from Maryland went down there to go see him.
Speaker 56 This prison and now,
Speaker 5 I mean,
Speaker 81 what is happening? That is the same
Speaker 14 drip.
Speaker 83 Literally, now go back to him.
Speaker 63 Now me again.
Speaker 5 Now him.
Speaker 79 He's in better shape because that prison,
Speaker 84 they get you into better shape.
Speaker 5 Now,
Speaker 85 he had a tattoo.
Speaker 8 Now, supposedly, he's saying his tattoo was autism awareness.
Speaker 87 Look this up.
Speaker 41 But other people thought,
Speaker 18 and by other people, I mean like ICE,
Speaker 10 they thought it was an MS-13 too.
Speaker 30 I mean, a MS-13 tattoo.
Speaker 35 A tattoo.
Speaker 57 So this guy apparently has an autism awareness tattoo.
Speaker 89 This is what
Speaker 31 people are saying.
Speaker 41 And I don't know, maybe that's true.
Speaker 87 I will say at the risk, it does seem odd
Speaker 90 that
Speaker 56 he had an autism awareness tattoo.
Speaker 5 That's all.
Speaker 58 I'm not saying that it's
Speaker 31 completely impossible.
Speaker 74 It's very possible.
Speaker 66 Is this his tattoo?
Speaker 26 Yeah, that's his tattoo. That's a lion.
Speaker 91 That's just a lion.
Speaker 36 We didn't deport him for having a lion, right?
Speaker 77 Supposedly, his tattoo is
Speaker 93 indicative of the fact that he was a member of the MS-13 gang.
Speaker 81 Is that it?
Speaker 22 Oh, it's an image on his left hand.
Speaker 56 See about the autism awareness thing.
Speaker 58 Because that's what people are claiming that he has.
Speaker 91 They're saying that he's got, like, he cares a lot about autism.
Speaker 10 It's not MS-13.
Speaker 62 And maybe that's correct.
Speaker 5 I don't know.
Speaker 11 Asylum seeker sent to Salvadoran mega prison over autism awareness tattoo.
Speaker 41 Family says, oh, this is maybe another guy.
Speaker 52 This is another guy.
Speaker 38 Oh, this is a Venezuelan migrant who is living in Texas, and he was sent
Speaker 55 to El Salvador because of an autism awareness.
Speaker 14 Show him because he had an autistic brother, so he got an autism awareness tattoo.
Speaker 11 Does that seem, I'm asking, and I don't want to, I don't want to start any problems.
Speaker 55 Is that it? it?
Speaker 55 Yeah.
Speaker 32 Okay.
Speaker 5 Okay.
Speaker 83 What is the gang that that looks like?
Speaker 58 Like, I'm asking, like, what is the gang?
Speaker 55 What is the, is there a gang that has that, like, gay symbol?
Speaker 83 What gang did they think he was in?
Speaker 5 The trend de agua?
Speaker 63 I think they, that's the, uh,
Speaker 55 yeah, that's the Venezuelan gang that there's a a lot of them in New York, or was.
Speaker 11 He said, but I have my asylum. I have the asylum papers here with me.
Speaker 21 And the people said, no, you're going to jail because you have a tattoo.
Speaker 66 So
Speaker 62 was that the only evidence?
Speaker 41 Here's the thing.
Speaker 41 Obviously, most people are for deporting violent criminals.
Speaker 23 Obviously, some people aren't.
Speaker 55 They're insane, right?
Speaker 66 They just don't care.
Speaker 73 His friends and family said he was told by immigration authorities that the tattoo was proof he belonged to the Venezuelan gang Trendiagua.
Speaker 79 Can you get up a Trendiagua tattoo and let's compare it?
Speaker 38 Because maybe
Speaker 22 they're similar?
Speaker 41 I don't know.
Speaker 5 They don't look similar.
Speaker 98 They're trying to get rid of gang members, and it's hard because they got to go through all their tattoos.
Speaker 36 They got to go through the tattoos of people here illegally, and it's not easy.
Speaker 66 And unfortunately, I think people are getting deported
Speaker 96 because they have a tattoo, but it's not a gang tattoo.
Speaker 97 This is all pretty sloppy.
Speaker 41 We all want violent criminals.
Speaker 83 Yeah, none none of them have a, none of those guys
Speaker 14 have a
Speaker 32 rainbow ribbon tattoo.
Speaker 83 That doesn't even look like a dangerous tattoo.
Speaker 5 Get that guy's tattoo up again.
Speaker 83 That doesn't even look, that guy, I feel like
Speaker 81 that's, is that, if that's a gang, you want that gang here.
Speaker 14 That looks like a gang that goes and like helps kids with cancer.
Speaker 81 That doesn't seem like a dangerous gang.
Speaker 83 That seems like they clean up the street or something.
Speaker 62 Now, I don't know. Maybe that is a gang.
Speaker 82 But it's, I mean, you want to rethink the ink if that's a gang.
Speaker 11 So I think, now, obviously, these gentlemen, not, we don't need them.
Speaker 82 They should go.
Speaker 18 A lot of them should go.
Speaker 11 The trend de Agua has got to go.
Speaker 72 MS-13 has to go, but they sent a gay hairstylist somewhere.
Speaker 55 That's not good.
Speaker 96 He wasn't in a gang. This guy wasn't in a gang.
Speaker 77 This other guy smacked his wife around.
Speaker 55 The guy from Maryland, this guy, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
Speaker 97 But Abrego Garcia was, I think, talking to MS-Tartine gang members.
Speaker 5 Go to an article about Garcia because he was picked up.
Speaker 96 There were informants that said he was an MS-13.
Speaker 70 And maybe that isn't true.
Speaker 31 Maybe they're lying
Speaker 55 about it. And his wife filed a protective order against him in 2021, but now she came out and said, hey, at least he's a pretty good guy.
Speaker 102 This is like every woman who's ever filed a protective order.
Speaker 13 But I'm not saying, by the way, that he should be condemned for a protective order.
Speaker 22 I'm just saying she did accuse him of violence.
Speaker 70 She did accuse him of attacking her.
Speaker 77 And other people have claimed that he was in MS-13.
Speaker 5 I don't know what his job was.
Speaker 28 Like, I,
Speaker 55 the real story, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is an MS-13 gang member with a history of violence.
Speaker 17 Now, this is from Homeland Security. So, I don't know if you want to believe this or not.
Speaker 55 Make this bigger.
Speaker 75 You take this with a grain of salt.
Speaker 67 I'm not endorsing this.
Speaker 22 This is what people are saying.
Speaker 11 When he was arrested, he was found with rolls of cash and drugs.
Speaker 73 He was arrested with two other members of MS-13.
Speaker 22 Now, by the way, whether this guy is guilty or not, I do think there is a problem sending people to a Venice to an El Salvadoran prison without any due process.
Speaker 104 I get it.
Speaker 81 I think that
Speaker 14 opens the door to a big problem.
Speaker 81 But this particular dude, I don't know.
Speaker 51 I don't know if he might be, he might not be the poster boy for this, you know, like he might not be the guy to defend, but I don't know.
Speaker 79 But you got to defend the principle, right? I think the principle is, but what do you do?
Speaker 22 Here's the thing.
Speaker 49 If you have violent gang members that come to the country and you catch them, there's got to be some due process.
Speaker 22 That's what America is based on.
Speaker 67 But I don't think you have to keep them here and keep them in taxpayer-funded jails.
Speaker 89 Like you can deport them.
Speaker 66 I don't know if you necessarily send them to some prison in El Salvador.
Speaker 73 So they're saying when this guy was arrested, he was wearing a sweatshirt with rolls of money covering the ears, mouth, and eyes of presidents on various currency denominations.
Speaker 27 This is known as an MS-13 gang symbol of see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil.
Speaker 55 Two judges found that he was a member of MS-13.
Speaker 42 That finding has not been disturbed.
Speaker 10 Intelligence reports found that he was involved in human trafficking.
Speaker 14 Here is an illegal alien from El Salvador.
Speaker 74 The subject freely admitted being citizen and national of El Salvador by birth and that they were present in the United States illegally.
Speaker 55 The subject were not in possession of any
Speaker 18 immigration documents that would allow them to be in or remain in the United States legally.
Speaker 73 He claimed fear of being returned to El Salvador because he would be persecuted by MS-13's rival gang, Barrio 18.
Speaker 22 Jennifer Vasquez-Garcia's wife petitioned for an order of protection against him.
Speaker 10 She claimed he punched her, scratched her, ripped off her shirt, and bruised her.
Speaker 26 They include the protective order.
Speaker 73 But she did come out and say, listen, I took out a protective order because I was in a previous relationship with someone who
Speaker 40 was abusive and I was just trying to be careful.
Speaker 63 Get her up.
Speaker 66 She does talk about this case.
Speaker 27 She is unhappy that he was sent away.
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Speaker 14 When something like this happens, and you have a guy who has a very questionable,
Speaker 51 you know, history
Speaker 8 and
Speaker 55 there's a very good chance
Speaker 18 that he was involved in
Speaker 11 some type of, let's say, fuckery.
Speaker 69 I do think that it is important to cross your T's and dot your I's
Speaker 74 and make sure you have a solid case against him
Speaker 48 so that you don't turn him into a folk hero if he not need not be one.
Speaker 104 You know, like the other guy with the tattoo, I totally get.
Speaker 55 He's got a tattoo for his autistic brother and they're like, bro, you're in the gang.
Speaker 48 What if he's in the gang?
Speaker 22 What if his autistic brother runs the gang?
Speaker 35 Like, we don't know what's, no one knows.
Speaker 41 what's going on.
Speaker 67 Let's watch this woman.
Speaker 22 This is the wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who's deported to Central America from Maryland after being accused of being in
Speaker 66 MS-13.
Speaker 160 Here is his wife speaking.
Speaker 73 There's a lot of people here.
Speaker 51 They want him back.
Speaker 161
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
My name is Jennifer.
Speaker 5 Good to meet you.
Speaker 161 I am Kilmar's wife.
Speaker 5 Hello.
Speaker 161 He is a father.
Speaker 161 a son, a brother, and a proud member of CASA and Smart Union member who has dedicated
Speaker 161 himself to make our family's American dream reality.
Speaker 66 It would be funny if she said he's a proud member of MS-13.
Speaker 53 And then she went, shit.
Speaker 5 She turns around and they go, keep going.
Speaker 8 She goes, and he is a proud member of MS-13.
Speaker 5 No, no. No, no, no, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 119 He's not an MS-10.
Speaker 5 He's not an MS-13.
Speaker 62 All right, let's listen to her.
Speaker 67 I don't know. I didn't know he was in all these unions.
Speaker 119 And
Speaker 30 they said he was in CASA or kava he's in a kava my my my friend my cousin knew a girl named Demetria they met in a rehab in Delray Beach she was in a kava
Speaker 70 kava's like uh
Speaker 98 it's like a drug people get into you know what kava is i think it's like a type of drink it's a drink but people get really start getting whacked out on it and it's like it's a way to replace like opium But that's not what she means.
Speaker 66 I think she said casa, which means house.
Speaker 82 Continue.
Speaker 161 That dream was shattered on March 12th when he was abducted and disappeared by the United States government in front of our five-year-old child.
Speaker 161 Today is 34 days of after his disappearance,
Speaker 161 and I stand before you filled with spirit
Speaker 161 that refuses to bring down.
Speaker 161 I will not stop fighting.
Speaker 5 That's not, hold on.
Speaker 7 That's not grammatically correct when she said spirit that refuses to bring down.
Speaker 7 I'm trying to think of another way she could have said that. I'm standing here with spirit that will not be.
Speaker 7 I'm standing here with a spirit that is ferocious.
Speaker 49 And you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 Continue.
Speaker 161 Glad to see my husband alive.
Speaker 161 Stay strong.
Speaker 161 God hasn't forgotten about you.
Speaker 161 Our children are asking,
Speaker 161 when would you come home?
Speaker 161 And I pray for the day I tell them the time and date that you'll return.
Speaker 5 Hold on for a minute.
Speaker 13 I don't know. It's hard to know here what's going on.
Speaker 46 Is this a good guy
Speaker 5 or is this guy a problem?
Speaker 8 And I don't know.
Speaker 9 And this is going to be one of those things where they go, podcasters talk without the facts.
Speaker 7 You don't have the facts.
Speaker 107 Who are you to influence?
Speaker 56 I said, I don't know nine times.
Speaker 6 I said, I don't know.
Speaker 86 And they're going to say that.
Speaker 7 They're going to go, well, you're talking about it.
Speaker 52 Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Speaker 5 We're all talking about it.
Speaker 48 That doesn't mean I'm not condemning this man.
Speaker 14 I really don't know.
Speaker 18 I feel for this woman, but this guy might have been a really bad guy that was in a gang, and he might have told her that he wasn't, or she might know he was, and he might have been bringing in money
Speaker 74 doing that, or this is a complete case of like mistaken identity.
Speaker 66 And they deported this guy without any due process.
Speaker 48 And this is a guy that may have had some trouble, but
Speaker 27 was, for the most part, a law-abiding citizen.
Speaker 86 That's not what
Speaker 23 the government is contending.
Speaker 93 Let's keep listening to
Speaker 16 his wife.
Speaker 48 Do you know her name?
Speaker 107 Jennifer Vasquez, I believe.
Speaker 28 Good job.
Speaker 10 Let's keep listening to Jennifer Vasquez and see.
Speaker 53 I don't know. We're looking for clues.
Speaker 63 I'm looking for
Speaker 5 clues.
Speaker 9 I'm looking at this big woman next to her, two to the right,
Speaker 80 and I'm looking at her earring.
Speaker 5 She's got a chunky earring there, like a green earring.
Speaker 46 Now, this thing, Casa, she's a member of two, the CASA on the shirt.
Speaker 8 I don't know what this is, but I'm paying attention to all of this.
Speaker 41 Keep going here.
Speaker 16 Let's see if there's any tells, like Story Wars.
Speaker 27 If someone's lying, they have a tell.
Speaker 55 Let's see if there are any tells.
Speaker 71 She's looking down a lot, but I also think that's just because this is not her first language.
Speaker 42 So, in fairness, I think she's reading this.
Speaker 5 Go
Speaker 161 as we continue through Holy Week.
Speaker 5 My heart is. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 124 Holy Week, invoking Holy Week
Speaker 9 seems a little sus.
Speaker 19 There's something about
Speaker 64 saying,
Speaker 5 as we go through Holy Week,
Speaker 49 that makes me think
Speaker 101 that there is a lot of guns and drugs in her house.
Speaker 8 But I could be wrong.
Speaker 49 Again, don't come to me.
Speaker 9 Don't tell me I'm being irresponsible.
Speaker 52 I'm merely watching this as a citizen of our country, trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 26 I thought the Holy Week thing a little odd.
Speaker 5 Continue.
Speaker 161 As we continue through Holy Week, my heart aches for my husband
Speaker 161 who should have been here leading our Easter prayers.
Speaker 161 Instead, I find myself pleading with the Trump administration and the Bukele administration. to stop playing political games
Speaker 161 with the life of Kilmer.
Speaker 161 Our family is torn apart during this scary time and our children miss their dad so much.
Speaker 161 Despite the challenges we continue to face with the U.S. and the Salvadorian government,
Speaker 161 I hope that the strength of faith and the resilience within us will keep us standing after all the punches we continue to receive.
Speaker 14 A lot of violent language.
Speaker 48 After all the punches we continue to receive.
Speaker 119 A lot of violent language.
Speaker 24 Kind of interesting.
Speaker 37 These are just notes I'm taking in my head.
Speaker 52 After all the times they try to slit our throat.
Speaker 6 They try to kill us.
Speaker 52 You know, after all the times they try to pistol whip us.
Speaker 24 We still, I'm like, wait a minute. Because I'm just wondering, I'm
Speaker 42 trying to ascertain what's going on here.
Speaker 41 Keep going.
Speaker 16 And I could be, I could, listen, I'm not the judge and the jury.
Speaker 161 Go. Our ability to fight back against these governments are testimonies to the spirit of fight and restraint that God has given us.
Speaker 161 We will continue standing strong.
Speaker 161 And we will never give up on you, Kilmar.
Speaker 15 Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 161 Even though my heart is heavy,
Speaker 161 I find hope and strength in those around me.
Speaker 161 I felt an overwhelming support from our community.
Speaker 5 Wait a minute.
Speaker 43 Hold on.
Speaker 5 Hold on.
Speaker 40 Community, then she said, our brothers, she's getting close maybe
Speaker 19 to revealing something here
Speaker 83 we're all we're at the edge of our seat here be very careful here now the woman in the back looks nervous look at the woman in the back she looks a little nervous she might be about to give away the game let's run it back a few seconds let's see she's she's appealing now to her community and her brothers What does that mean?
Speaker 66
Let's see. We don't know.
Let's go.
Speaker 161 Support from our communities,
Speaker 161 And I pray
Speaker 161 that the same community strength that has lifting me flows through those judges supporting
Speaker 161 her to bend the power towards justice.
Speaker 8 And even though Kilmar cannot earn,
Speaker 119 his friends have told me that I will get a percentage of the money that he was making on the street until he is back to make things right.
Speaker 41 I will be made whole again when he is back
Speaker 48 in the States.
Speaker 32 No, I don't know.
Speaker 13 Get it out of here. I don't know.
Speaker 18 And people are going to be angry with me.
Speaker 48 They're going to say I'm being insensitive.
Speaker 47 I just don't know.
Speaker 8 I don't know.
Speaker 83 Let's watch Carolyn Levitt.
Speaker 14 She's a little bit of a psychopath, but maybe she's got the goods we don't know.
Speaker 163 She's got the energy of
Speaker 83 a woman who would drown a cat,
Speaker 87 but let's, she does,
Speaker 19 while it was screaming, like,
Speaker 81 so let's just see what says, Carolyn Levitt here.
Speaker 104 Interesting woman, has the energy of a woman who would put a cat's head under the water, and while its body,
Speaker 14 fought like all hell for a gasp of air, she would keep it under the water.
Speaker 5 Carolyn Levitt, the White House.
Speaker 164 Basic fact that he was illegally inside our country and had a lawful deportation order made him subject to removal back to his home country of El Salvador.
Speaker 164 And if he ever ends up back in the United States, he would immediately be deported again.
Speaker 164 Nothing will change the fact that Obrego Garcia will never be a Maryland father. He will never live in the United States of America again.
Speaker 164 And the United States Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the President of the United States and the Secretary of State could not be compelled to forcibly retrieve this citizen of El Salvador who is currently locked up in a maximum security prison in his home country.
Speaker 27 Yeah, I mean, again, I understand people being uncomfortable with this, and I would say, just like I criticize some of the deportations that are happening because of the campus protests,
Speaker 18 I think I have no problem with gang members being deported.
Speaker 67 I even think some people that came here that are lawful or good people, but came here in the last four years,
Speaker 96 Biden let in 10 million people.
Speaker 31 Not all of them are going to be able to stay.
Speaker 96 We probably just can't assimilate all of them into this country at this point.
Speaker 52 That's something that's pretty well known.
Speaker 18 Most Americans want
Speaker 48 illegal immigration to stop, and they also want...
Speaker 73 people that, you know, maybe that have not lived here for many, many years lawfully, but people that are newly here
Speaker 41 to go.
Speaker 89 I don't know if this guy was arrested with drugs and cash on him.
Speaker 27 I mean, cash is not illegal, but drugs are illegal.
Speaker 11 Do we know what drugs he was arrested with?
Speaker 58 Do we know that? Do we have anything?
Speaker 86 Do we have anything
Speaker 8 on that?
Speaker 122 It's not like I have
Speaker 51 the power to do anything anyway.
Speaker 11 I wonder what he was arrested with. And maybe he wasn't arrested with drugs, but Homeland Security is claiming
Speaker 77 that when he was arrested,
Speaker 160 he was arrested with
Speaker 5 drugs, right?
Speaker 93 That's what they're saying.
Speaker 55 He was found with rolls of cash and drugs.
Speaker 35 I'd like to know what drugs.
Speaker 82 Make this bigger.
Speaker 32 Make it bigger.
Speaker 67 On 328, 2019, at approximately blank, Detective Blank of the Heightsville City Police observed four individuals loitering in the parked lot of a home depot at 3301 Eastwest Highway in Heightsville, Maryland.
Speaker 73 As he approached the individuals, two of the individuals reached into their waistbands and discarded several unknown items under a parked vehicle.
Speaker 122 All of the four individuals are stopped by Hyattsville Officer Blank immediately recognized Christian Hernandez-Romero, aka Bimbo.
Speaker 5 as a member of the MS-13 Sailors Click, which doesn't seem terrible, the Sailors Click.
Speaker 23 Two small plastic bottles containing marijuana was located on scene.
Speaker 70 All four individuals are transported back to district for interviews.
Speaker 18 Member of the Prince George's County Gang, MS-13 Intelligence Squad, have encountered Christian Hernandez-Romero on multiple occasions.
Speaker 27 He has extensive criminal history.
Speaker 27 Okay, and then there's this other guy, Dominguez.
Speaker 93 Officers also interviewed Jose Guillermo Dominguez during the interview.
Speaker 14 officers observed tattoos of skulls covering their eyes.
Speaker 27 So this guy's got some MS13 tattoos.
Speaker 18 Officers then interviewed Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.
Speaker 55 During the interview, officers, and do we have anything more?
Speaker 92 During the interview, officers observed he was wearing the Chicago Bulls hat and a hoodie with the rolls of money, which we talked about. Officers know
Speaker 56 that clothing to be indicative of Hispanic gang culture.
Speaker 25 That's a little loose, to be honest.
Speaker 10 The meaning of the clothing is to to represent something, sino evil, hino evil, senou evil.
Speaker 72 Okay, so which is clothing.
Speaker 89 The confidential source further advised that he is
Speaker 12 a member of MS-13.
Speaker 66 So they had somebody who said he's an active member of MS-13.
Speaker 77 But I don't think this guy was charged with a crime.
Speaker 58 I believe this is where you run into an issue.
Speaker 73 They were unable to charge him with a crime.
Speaker 10 He was hanging out with some MS-13 guys.
Speaker 51 They had drugs.
Speaker 5 They all looked sus.
Speaker 8 The cops went over there in the Home Depot parking lot, found drugs, found cash.
Speaker 70 These guys had extensive criminal histories.
Speaker 77 This guy,
Speaker 22 Brego Garcia, is with them.
Speaker 96 They interview him.
Speaker 93 He's dressed kind of in the way that a lot of gang members would dress, but he doesn't, they don't charge him with a crime from what I'm seeing here.
Speaker 48 The wife, who was just on camera, was the one who petitioned for the order of protection, and she claimed that he attacked her physically, but has now walked that back in the press.
Speaker 27 and said that she was doing that as a precaution.
Speaker 72 So this is as much as we really know here.
Speaker 79 This is the story is developing, but this is the story.
Speaker 77 This is what we got.
Speaker 67 So here's the thing.
Speaker 22 In a court petition, Vasquez describes multiple incidents over the course of several days in 2021.
Speaker 14 Well, this is peak pandemic and tempers are hot.
Speaker 72 They're flaring.
Speaker 123 They're actually
Speaker 97 really, really flaring.
Speaker 78 I was getting...
Speaker 27 I was in a war with my roommate, and she's a very talented comedian who wears a wig.
Speaker 14 And we would argue because she would live stream in the tub.
Speaker 13 2021 was a dark time.
Speaker 14
In one case, Vasquez wrote that Abrego Garcia got angry with her at a gas station, insulted her, and drove very fast. Okay, that one I don't care about, bitch.
That is not why you file a report.
Speaker 5 Okay.
Speaker 22 Days later, Vasquez alleges Abrego Garcia yelled at her to turn off her laptop.
Speaker 5 Understandable.
Speaker 14 And when she said she wasn't tired, she said he got angry and threw her laptop on the floor.
Speaker 102 It's destruction of property.
Speaker 11 She alleged she pushed him off her and then he punched her, scratched me on my left eye, left me bleeding.
Speaker 66 Later that day, Abrego Garcia allegedly tore up Vasquez's shorts and shirt and grabbed me by the arm when she ran away, leaving a mark on her left arm.
Speaker 22 The following morning, after he allegedly didn't give her a set of car keys, she called a newborn for her and the kids because she was, quote, scared of him and afraid to be close to him.
Speaker 94 I have multiple photos, videos of how violent he can be and all the bruises he has left me.
Speaker 15 This is what she wrote in the petition.
Speaker 48 The case, however, was dismissed in June 2021 after Vasco has failed to appear for final hearing.
Speaker 46 This happens all the time.
Speaker 23 If it is a legitimate case of abuse, a lot of women do not follow through with it.
Speaker 78 They're in love with a guy who is a bad dude.
Speaker 22 I'm just trying to get all this information.
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Speaker 125 To date, Chime has spotted members over $30 billion.
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Speaker 136 Open an account in two minutes at chime.com slash Tim.
Speaker 137 That's chime.com slash Tim.
Speaker 95 Chime feels like progress.
Speaker 139 Amazon has everything for everyone on your list.
Speaker 144 Like your mom, who treats every bouquet like it's headed straight to the Smithsonian.
Speaker 149 She'll point to dried stems and say, those are from your sister's graduation.
Speaker 150 Like she's giving a museum tour of decomposed love.
Speaker 152 Get her a floral Lego set.
Speaker 155 And with Amazon Black Friday week deals, you can save big big on toys and games.
Speaker 159 Finally, flowers worthy of her permanent collection.
Speaker 56 I'm doing a bunch of fun comedy podcasts like Story Wars and Legionist Ganks, all that stuff.
Speaker 5 Rogan.
Speaker 5 But
Speaker 53 I'm also doing these news shows.
Speaker 14 And I go to like Fox and all these channels.
Speaker 104 You know, Cable News is in a weird position.
Speaker 66 I mean, they can barely get that. I mean, these kids are so sweet.
Speaker 48 The interns or who's ever working there.
Speaker 101 I mean, they can barely get the head the earpiece in and the mics don't work and the cameras barely work and by the way i did an hour with l reeves at cnn release that interview it's a good interview and release the hour do not edit that they said they were going to edit it if you edit it and put a small chunk of it on your network put the full hour we spoke for about an hour right Maybe even longer.
Speaker 160 Release the full interview.
Speaker 10 It's a great interview.
Speaker 69 But I'll tell you right now, she told me a lot of people refuse to go on CNN.
Speaker 48 They're going to edit this.
Speaker 9 And the reason that a lot of people refuse to go on CNN is because they're going to edit my interview
Speaker 22 instead of releasing it in full online. I know it's a cable network.
Speaker 5 You can't put it all on cable.
Speaker 160 But I'm telling you right now, you should release the full interview on YouTube, on cnn.com.
Speaker 17 Let people make their own decisions.
Speaker 55 The full unedited interview from the moment I sit down in the chair until we say goodbye,
Speaker 79 that full interview should be out.
Speaker 55 If you release, now my producer was not able to come in the CNN room
Speaker 26 because I thought I was going in there for 10 minutes like the rest of these, where you go in, it's quick.
Speaker 103 You know, they go, what about cancel culture?
Speaker 5 And the woke left, the woke canceling, cancel culture.
Speaker 81 Whoa, comedians can't say anything anymore.
Speaker 5 Why can't you?
Speaker 18 And then I go, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, I'm just talking and, you know, it's, it's out there.
Speaker 56 People, you know, what are you going to, I get it.
Speaker 51
This is the narrative. This is the thing.
Whatever. It's fine.
Speaker 8 I did all in and I love those guys.
Speaker 20 We had a lot of fun.
Speaker 93 They're talking about NVIDIA chips being backdoored through fake companies in Bhutan to China.
Speaker 5
That's what I'm into. I don't want to talk about cancel culture.
I'm bored.
Speaker 8 I want to hear Chamath talk about chips in Bhutan.
Speaker 5 It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 13 so what i'm saying is cnn put out that interview that journal it's that journalist who interviews nazis and incels that's the one they gave me remember her what's her name ellie reeves l reeves ellie reeves who's this woman l reeve i like her
Speaker 55 i thought we had a good conversation this is that woman who interviews incels in their basement and the nazis and this is who they gave to me there she is
Speaker 163 so i sat here for an hour with her she's like comedy's right wing now.
Speaker 12 I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 44 She goes, name a big left-wing comedian.
Speaker 18 I'm like, Bill Burrow, John Mulaney, Chelsea Handler, Trevor No. They're all arena acts.
Speaker 3 What are you talking about?
Speaker 63 Louis C.K., my friend.
Speaker 31 What do you mean,
Speaker 5 who's consistently been left of center forever?
Speaker 14 And they're all arena acts.
Speaker 92 It's Haminaj, Ronnie Chang.
Speaker 63 I love both of them. I think they're great.
Speaker 26 And I just, and not only because of the line, which I respect Hassan for, but I also like the comedy.
Speaker 14 So this woman's out there talking about that Hollywood, like comedy's right wing.
Speaker 38 She's like, don't you think you're the new establishment? I'm like, yes, it's 22 intelligence agencies, the entire permanent federal government, every legacy media institution in the Ivy League
Speaker 31 versus Theo Vaughan.
Speaker 55 Yes, that's the new establishment.
Speaker 94 But she made some points and I made some points.
Speaker 124 Release it in full.
Speaker 22 And I respect if they do that.
Speaker 11 And if they don't, what was I saying now?
Speaker 90 Where was I before I got to this?
Speaker 35 So I'm on these news channels waiting to go on.
Speaker 5 Cancel cultures being canceled? What's going on? The woke, the woke, the woke mob.
Speaker 5 Did the woke mob tie you to a fucking tree and beat you with the sensitivity stick?
Speaker 5 And I'm like, well, a little.
Speaker 39 And I just want to hear Chamath, Pa-Bala, Bala,
Speaker 63 talk about
Speaker 6 the trips being backdoored through Singapore companies to China.
Speaker 122 It's really interesting.
Speaker 165 I'm not saying that the people are wrong in the cable news, but you know, there's just a certain kind of fun, like boomerangle.
Speaker 81 The woke libs are going to hate this special.
Speaker 5 Woke losers are going to hate it.
Speaker 5 Lot of pronouns going out the door when this special. It's just me talking about my mother and stuff.
Speaker 135 But
Speaker 14 listen, I grew up watching these networks. I like to,
Speaker 97 I like to listen.
Speaker 5 Literally, one of them, I was on, before I go on, one of them, all the guy goes, he goes, and they're rape.
Speaker 31 I swear to God, he goes like this.
Speaker 103 He goes, and they're raping people.
Speaker 5 Next, comedian Tim Dylan has a new special on Netflix that woke people are going to have a stroke about.
Speaker 90 But so now, as I go to these, release it hell.
Speaker 90 As we go to these, release it hell.
Speaker 14 Have the courage to release the full interview.
Speaker 5 It'll do well.
Speaker 162 She's like, there's a comedian in my neighborhood.
Speaker 119 I go, I don't know anyone who lives in your neighborhood.
Speaker 5 Trust me.
Speaker 25 But I do think I know who she was talking about.
Speaker 53 The point is this.
Speaker 5 The point is this.
Speaker 131 As I'm sitting in these news things waiting to go on and promote the special, I'm your mother, Netflix, they're talking about this case.
Speaker 66 This is the big case of the week.
Speaker 5 This guy that was sent to this prison and everybody's up in arms about it and people are very upset.
Speaker 129 So I'm trying to get like the facts and I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 67 what exactly happened.
Speaker 127 2019 wasn't yesterday.
Speaker 69 So he was suspected in 2019.
Speaker 162 So maybe he was fucking around in 2019 and he turns his life around.
Speaker 32 I don't know.
Speaker 165 I don't know what he was doing.
Speaker 32 I don't know.
Speaker 63 I'm unaware.
Speaker 111 You podcasters don't have any of the facts.
Speaker 37 Oh my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.
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Speaker 95 Chime feels like progress.
Speaker 139 Amazon has everything for everyone on your list.
Speaker 144 Like your mom, who treats every bouquet like it's headed straight to the Smithsonian.
Speaker 149 She'll point to dried stems and say, those are from your sister's graduation.
Speaker 150 Like she's giving a museum tour of decomposed love.
Speaker 152 Get her a floral Lego set.
Speaker 155 And with Amazon Black Friday week deals, you can save big on toys and games.
Speaker 159 Finally, flowers worthy of her permanent collection.
Speaker 37 Oh my god, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.
Speaker 110 That's why I'm using Chime.
Speaker 111 Chime understands that every dollar counts.
Speaker 114 That's why when you set up a direct deposit through Chime, you get access to fee-free features like overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit and more.
Speaker 116 CHIME is banking done right.
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Speaker 51 Get paid up to two days early when you set up direct deposit.
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Speaker 125 To date, CHIME has spotted members over 30 billion.
Speaker 126 Open a checking account with no monthly fees, no maintenance?
Speaker 128 Not to mention access to over 47,000 fee-free fee-free ATMs, more than the top three national banks combined.
Speaker 130 I mean, Chime is the best.
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Speaker 86 24-7 customer support comes in hand because sometimes I'll have a question at three in the morning about my direct deposit.
Speaker 133 It's so amazing that they can answer it then.
Speaker 134 I'm working on my financial goals through Chime today, and I suggest you do as well.
Speaker 136 Open an account in two minutes at chime.com/slash Tim.
Speaker 137 That's chime.com slash Tim.
Speaker 95 Chime feels like progress.
Speaker 140 Amazon Black Friday week deals are here with everything for everyone on your list, like your uncle Ricky, who ruined every single one of your wedding photos because his fly was open.
Speaker 140 Get him a three-pack of new underpants.
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Speaker 5 And Ricky, Wear them, please.
Speaker 104 The only things we know are the things I told you.
Speaker 29 Those are the only things that
Speaker 165 we know.
Speaker 131 The other big story of the week, more offensive than MS-13.
Speaker 46 This is something, the Jeff Bezos spaceflight.
Speaker 77 This is, it has,
Speaker 101 it harkens back to the days of that Imagine where the celebrities are singing Imagine.
Speaker 63 I just want to, I want to
Speaker 55 send a public service announcement out to
Speaker 63 celebrities in general,
Speaker 131 and more specifically, the Democratic Party, if they ever want to win another election.
Speaker 63 And I'm not saying all these people are Democrats.
Speaker 131 I don't know what Katy Perry believes, and neither does she.
Speaker 79 What I think we need to do
Speaker 78 is stop
Speaker 85 everything
Speaker 85 doesn't
Speaker 85 have to be
Speaker 5 like
Speaker 89 this really grotesque
Speaker 14 self-congratulatory
Speaker 133 thing that everybody's doing where everyone if something's important we'll know
Speaker 133 if something matters we'll we'll know that
Speaker 55 when the civil rights act passed it was important
Speaker 133 and and it was known that it was important
Speaker 167 Flying for 10 minutes
Speaker 21 out of Earth's orbit while Chris Jenner watches standing in the middle of the desert isn't important.
Speaker 76 If you have to tell us
Speaker 85 how
Speaker 85 important
Speaker 130 something you did is,
Speaker 63 it probably doesn't matter and people don't want to hear it.
Speaker 22 So if the Democratic Party ever wants to win another election, they just have to stop fucking with these people.
Speaker 77 You have to stop centering these
Speaker 5 people who are out of touch, who are on another planet, literally,
Speaker 5 literally have left the planet. Literally.
Speaker 104 You cannot have these people as advocates, this blue origin spaceflight.
Speaker 31 Space tourism, whether it's done by Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos' trillionaire wife or Katy Perry or Gail King or any of these people, no matter who does it, it's
Speaker 104 as things on Earth get worse.
Speaker 91 Space tourism is going to look terrible.
Speaker 87 It's not going to look good that even for a few minutes that you are telling people, we can get out of here.
Speaker 5 We can leave the planet if we want to.
Speaker 31 You have to stay and deal with the sickness, the crime, the war, and the death.
Speaker 74 We get to blast off in a spaceship
Speaker 131 and then to land and tell people that this really mattered, that this was important, and that they should thank you.
Speaker 79 The attitude these people had when they landed in a spaceship was that people should thank them for some sacrifice they made.
Speaker 163 It was crazy.
Speaker 22 Here's Katy Perry talking about how space can affect change or whatever.
Speaker 167 This is just, again,
Speaker 79 I don't even care that they did it.
Speaker 124 I don't care.
Speaker 132 I'm not offended that you went to space.
Speaker 54 Jeff Bezos is a rich guy.
Speaker 6 This is rich guy shit in 2025.
Speaker 94 His bitch is like, I want to go to space and I want to bring my friends into space.
Speaker 133 Life never changes that much
Speaker 33 from when you are in ninth grade and you get invited to a party and you're excited about it because you're going to a popular kid's house that maybe has a big pool or they're a jock or people like them and you get excited.
Speaker 125 Life doesn't really change that much.
Speaker 136 You got this rich bitch, Bezos' wife, and she's got her huge tits blasting into space and she's got her friends and she can call them and go, would you like to go on my spaceship?
Speaker 9 And they do that.
Speaker 126 And that's all fine and good. That's all fine and good.
Speaker 104 Don't, number one, get the cameras at.
Speaker 5 What are we doing?
Speaker 31 Get the cameras.
Speaker 104 How cool would it be to be, nobody knows how to do this, right?
Speaker 160 You should be on the spaceships secretly.
Speaker 5 We want to do, we're going to, what a story.
Speaker 41 What a fucking story.
Speaker 66 We went to space last week.
Speaker 91 This whole idea that you have to explain all the cool shit you do to people that can never even dream of doing it and then wonder why they all hate you is crazy.
Speaker 103 Just do it quietly.
Speaker 98 Be like, how is there anything cooler than just lying to your significant other and go, I'm taking a girls' weekend, and then showing them the video and go, we were in fucking space.
Speaker 84 Let it leak out a year later.
Speaker 103 The gayest thing in the world, not gay,
Speaker 62 that's fine, but gay in the way of like annoying and like, you know, whatever, is to tell people what you did
Speaker 91 right after you did it and try to make it seem important.
Speaker 5 The coolest people in the world keep things kind of close to the vest.
Speaker 89 That's what celebrities used to do.
Speaker 165 Now they tell you everything they're doing.
Speaker 104 I think these celebrities think they can talk about everything
Speaker 31 that isn't illegal.
Speaker 22 Because a lot of them have done, they've probably been party to so much illegal shit and these crazy parties before cell phones and God only knows what people were doing.
Speaker 60 Like they'd find some drifter and start barbecuing it in the back of some Hollywood Hills house.
Speaker 81 That they can't talk about.
Speaker 83 They can't talk about many of them on the Epstein list, but they really want to tell you about space as if you give a fuck.
Speaker 103 You're supposed to be working your second shift at a supermarket and on your busted screen iPhone, watch Katy Perry, this out-of-touch bitch, talk about the sacrifice and how important it was that she went up to space for 15 minutes.
Speaker 133 Nobody knows that it'll be cool anymore.
Speaker 94 It's one of the most disappointing things about our society.
Speaker 22 All these rich people and these celebrities have showed their ass.
Speaker 22 That's why they can't influence anything anymore.
Speaker 126 That's why nobody looks up to them.
Speaker 22 It's the death knell of celebrity culture because we've realized how much they suck.
Speaker 31 Play this, please.
Speaker 168 We can see the unity that we modeled and replicate that and understand that we weren't just taking up space. We were making space.
Speaker 111 Okay, stop it for a minute.
Speaker 118 All they did was sit in a thing.
Speaker 136 That's literally all these bitches did was sit in a little pod
Speaker 35 and then float.
Speaker 165 They did nothing.
Speaker 30 They didn't do a goddamn thing.
Speaker 62 They didn't build the fucking rocket.
Speaker 31 They didn't like these bitches got invited on a trip.
Speaker 165 You got invited to your friend's lake house.
Speaker 133 And you had fun going tubing and eating s'mores.
Speaker 5 You don't go back
Speaker 36 to your other friends on the block and say, they're like, yo, you got back from Bill's Lake House?
Speaker 63 Yeah, it was an important moment.
Speaker 131 We went tubing and ate s'mores.
Speaker 97 We stayed up till 3 a.m.
Speaker 75 And we realized that the unity that we built, it's like people be like, dude, you fucking suck.
Speaker 50 What is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 They're trying to make you believe that these pointless, rich adventures mean something to your shitty life.
Speaker 108 Continue.
Speaker 17 For the future.
Speaker 168 And
Speaker 168 for me, like Gail said, this wasn't a ride. It wasn't a destination.
Speaker 5 It was a ride.
Speaker 168 It was a journey, and it was a supernatural one.
Speaker 5 It's a literal ride.
Speaker 62 It's legitimately a ride.
Speaker 5 You can't say it wasn't a ride.
Speaker 5 That was all it was.
Speaker 98 You didn't discover anything.
Speaker 167 What are your findings, bitch?
Speaker 5 What did you discover?
Speaker 85 Do you have,
Speaker 5 are you,
Speaker 62 you have anything to tell us about the fucking ozone layer?
Speaker 5 It was literally a run.
Speaker 99 Get the video of them upfloating, these bitches.
Speaker 147
Look at this. I've never seen it.
I want to see it myself.
Speaker 5 Does this look scientific?
Speaker 104 And if that exploded right then and there.
Speaker 94 If that exploded, I mean, look at Katy Perry.
Speaker 87 I mean, look at Katy Perry.
Speaker 63 If that pod or that little module exploded right there,
Speaker 1 but we still got that video, it would be, I mean, this is crazy.
Speaker 37 Oh, my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.
Speaker 110 That's why I'm using Chime.
Speaker 111 Chime understands that every dollar counts.
Speaker 114 That's why when you set up a direct deposit through QIIME, you get access to fee-free features like overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit and more.
Speaker 116 Chime is banking done right.
Speaker 118 Open a checking account with no monthly fees and no maintenance fees.
Speaker 51 Get paid up to two days early when you set up direct deposit.
Speaker 33 With qualifying direct deposits, you're eligible for free overdraft up to $200 on debit card purchases and cash withdrawals.
Speaker 125 To date, CHIME has spotted members over 30 billion.
Speaker 126 Open a checking account with no monthly fees, no maintenance?
Speaker 128 Not to mention access to over 47,000 fee-free ATMs, more than the top three national banks combined.
Speaker 130 I mean, CHIME is the best.
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Speaker 133 It's so amazing that they can answer it then.
Speaker 134 I'm working on my financial goals through Chime today, and I suggest you do as well.
Speaker 136 Open an account in two minutes at chime.com slash Tim.
Speaker 137 That's chime.com/slash Tim.
Speaker 95 Chime feels like progress.
Speaker 139 Amazon has everything for everyone on your list.
Speaker 144 Like your mom, who treats every bouquet like it's headed straight to the Smithsonian.
Speaker 149 She'll point to dried stems and say, those are from your sister's graduation.
Speaker 150 Like she's giving a museum tour of decomposed love.
Speaker 152 Get her a floral Lego set.
Speaker 155 And with Amazon Black Friday week deals, you can save big on toys and games.
Speaker 159 Finally, flowers worthy of her permanent collection.
Speaker 83 But again, you're just doing rich shit.
Speaker 87 That's all you're doing.
Speaker 75 This is the problem with that Imagine video during COVID when they were all standing in like mansions going, Imagine other people.
Speaker 165 And people are like, Bitch, I live in a fucking
Speaker 103 tiny apartment and you're standing in the back of your yard
Speaker 83 and you don't care about a quarantine and you don't care that you can't work and you don't care that your business got shut down because you're like walking around your yard picking fruit and singing Imagine, but we're all fucked here.
Speaker 5 These people
Speaker 30 should have just quietly done this.
Speaker 135 How cool?
Speaker 94 Because by the way, no one would hate you.
Speaker 15 You would have went to space.
Speaker 41 It would have been fun.
Speaker 63 And then no one would have hated you.
Speaker 5 Everyone hates you now.
Speaker 5 Everyone hates you.
Speaker 61 All you had to do was keep your mouth shut about a cool, rich thing you did,
Speaker 5 while the economy, by the way, the economy is crumbling.
Speaker 63 I mean,
Speaker 5 I don't know how else to say it.
Speaker 122 These bitches are floating in outer space
Speaker 83 and trying to tell people that they did it for them.
Speaker 84 They like did it for the common good because I don't know, did anyone, by the way, this isn't one of these things where like, we're like, women, women have gone to space, real space.
Speaker 167 Bitches have been in space bitches have died in space
Speaker 83 real women astronauts have gone to space who've been to space wasn't a bitch in a space station who just got back she was stuck up there for months months and months this bitch was in space six minutes or something katy perry and she's acting like she's the first slit to go to space.
Speaker 99 You are not the first slit in space.
Speaker 83 Slits have been going to space.
Speaker 167 I don't get it.
Speaker 103 It's the craziest thing in the world.
Speaker 81 Women have been in space.
Speaker 122 They've been in space.
Speaker 55 They've been stuck in space stations.
Speaker 85 And
Speaker 99 this person is acting like it's a big fucking deal because she's famous.
Speaker 57 That's her whole thing.
Speaker 30 She's like, no, no, no, you don't understand.
Speaker 87 I have a life worth losing.
Speaker 5 And I went, that's her whole point here.
Speaker 103 No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 81 We did this
Speaker 62 because it was a little bit of a risk.
Speaker 84 And I have a life that
Speaker 31 sucks if I die.
Speaker 62 If you people die, who cares?
Speaker 84 But if I die, I lose out on cool shit.
Speaker 41 I'm loaded.
Speaker 5 I'm rich.
Speaker 162 And I'm famous.
Speaker 81 And my life has value.
Speaker 66 So
Speaker 163 it's crazy to me. And the reaction to this has just been,
Speaker 97 now they are hated.
Speaker 5 They'll always be hated for this.
Speaker 62 Are there any other quotes from these ladies before we move on?
Speaker 62 Anybody else speak?
Speaker 169 Wow. Gosh, that's good.
Speaker 161 Just, I know, Katie's face says it all right there.
Speaker 63 It's an all-woman crew.
Speaker 22 Oh, was this the first time it was just all women? Is that what they're trying to say?
Speaker 104 It was the first all-woman crew of people that are not, they're not astronauts.
Speaker 126 They know nothing about anything.
Speaker 103 And they were like, by the way, could there be a word?
Speaker 5 Who went?
Speaker 104 Get up the names of the people who went.
Speaker 90 Okay, let's see who is there.
Speaker 165 Gail King, Aisha Bo, Kerry-Ann Flynn.
Speaker 57 Are any of them astronauts?
Speaker 5 Who are they?
Speaker 5 Okay, hold on.
Speaker 81 The flights roster seems to have been assembled with an energy of American
Speaker 92 girl doll collection.
Speaker 55 Pop star Katie Perry, journalist Gail King, aerospace engineer Aisha Bo.
Speaker 11 Okay, one person.
Speaker 104 Feminist activist Amanda Nugen.
Speaker 36 Great.
Speaker 5 I'm sure they need her on other planets.
Speaker 55 Film producer and Lauren Sanchez.
Speaker 136 Carrie Ann Flynn, the film producer, and Lauren Sanchez.
Speaker 22 So there was one person who deserved to be there, and that was the
Speaker 55 aerospace engineer, Aisha Bow.
Speaker 62 Everybody else
Speaker 101 is a guest, and even she was a guest aerospace engineer.
Speaker 37 She's not an astronaut, per se.
Speaker 5 So who cares?
Speaker 75 Nobody can do anything good.
Speaker 22 What if we started sending MS-13 to space instead of to El Salvador?
Speaker 35 Like, just send them to space
Speaker 62 to show them
Speaker 41 what we can do.
Speaker 57 Just send them up there.
Speaker 14 What if it was those tattooed guys floating around like that instead of Katy Perry and Gail King?
Speaker 22 If it was just tattooed MS-13
Speaker 94 gang members floating around in space.
Speaker 85 I don't know if this guy should have been deported or not.
Speaker 63 I don't know.
Speaker 75 Someone asked me if I wanted to go to that El Salvadoran prison and do interviews.
Speaker 55 They're like, they'll allow me.
Speaker 35 I think they'll allow me to like go to the prison
Speaker 41 and do interviews.
Speaker 31 This is what I've been told.
Speaker 63 I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 104 I think that guy Bukeley, maybe, I don't know,
Speaker 63 maybe he'll allow me to go down there
Speaker 18 and
Speaker 89 do a show for them.
Speaker 126 I've never done a show in a prison.
Speaker 136 It's something I've wanted to do.
Speaker 22 I could do a show for
Speaker 91 gang members that were deported from America, were sent to that prison,
Speaker 55 and I could go down there and do a show.
Speaker 104 But a lot of them, it's probably English is not their first language.
Speaker 63 So we're going to run into that.
Speaker 63 You're going to run into that problem.
Speaker 22 Watch the new special on your mother on Netflix if you can.
Speaker 122 I appreciate it.
Speaker 133 Release the full interview, CNN.
Speaker 117 Come on.
Speaker 160 Do the right thing.
Speaker 160 Do the right thing.
Speaker 160 Be the good,
Speaker 41 show
Speaker 39 people that you are not editing people,
Speaker 5 that you are not lying, that you believe in journalistic integrity.
Speaker 115 Put the interview out.
Speaker 78 I sat down for a good faith conversation.
Speaker 15 That lasted an hour and you should have the decency to, you can edit sound, you can edit some shots, whatever,
Speaker 28 obviously.
Speaker 6 But the bulk of that interview, the entirety of our conversation,
Speaker 165 anything that was on camera should be released online.
Speaker 32 Otherwise, I don't think people are going to, I mean, I'm going to keep talking about this fact.
Speaker 63 I'm going to tell everyone I know.
Speaker 91 And maybe you go, oh, who cares who you know?
Speaker 5 Well, maybe.
Speaker 63 But maybe not.
Speaker 117 I'm going to keep talking about the fact that no one should go on this network.
Speaker 118 And maybe that doesn't matter.
Speaker 166 Maybe you don't care. And that's fine.
Speaker 61 But I'll tell you right now,
Speaker 117 it's not the right thing to do to bring someone in and talk to them for an hour and then edit it down.
Speaker 102 I understand if you have to put 10 minutes
Speaker 110 on TV, but you should put the entire thing
Speaker 116 on the internet.
Speaker 110 The entire thing
Speaker 5 should go on the internet.
Speaker 63 Well, your questions about your Rogan's Comedy club about comedy about entertainment about podcasts about politicians doing podcasts that hour that we discussed why podcasts are popular all of the answers should be available on the internet for people to see
Speaker 30 it would be terrible if people started tweeting at CNN to release the full interview.
Speaker 54 It would be horrible.
Speaker 64 I'd never want something like that to happen, but it might be interesting and it maybe should.
Speaker 61 That maybe should happen.
Speaker 41 And there's people that are going to watch the interview and not agree with certain things I've said.
Speaker 34 I think she made a few good points. I made a few good points.
Speaker 64 Put the fucking interview out.
Speaker 5 It's not cool to do anything less than that.
Speaker 5 Well,
Speaker 104 I'll be back next week. We're doing Rogan tomorrow.
Speaker 40 I wasn't even going to do this one this week because I've been talking so much.
Speaker 136
I'm sick of of myself. You're sick of me.
I get it.
Speaker 130 Listen to the all-in podcast with some really fun guys. We had a great time.
Speaker 46 Listen to Tiger Belly with the great Bobby Lee, Joe Rogan experience tomorrow.
Speaker 39 And I get it.
Speaker 135 It's enough already of me.
Speaker 125 I've had enough of me. I hate promoting.
Speaker 34 I hate going all over the place.
Speaker 131 I'm going to quiet up. I'm going to quiet down in a week.
Speaker 5 Let's just again focus on humbling love on the spectrum.
Speaker 20 Let's humble love on the spectrum.
Speaker 5 okay
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