443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker

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Speaker 7 And

Speaker 11 I'm making a sign for Dave Portnoy's bar in Philadelphia that says something nice about the Jews.

Speaker 14 And I'm just going to put that up

Speaker 15 because

Speaker 16 just to even it out,

Speaker 7 because that guy, that guy, Mo Kahn,

Speaker 7 he went out and he did a, he had one of those signs that the,

Speaker 18 you know, like they hold up at the bar.

Speaker 21 You know, it's like, usually it's like happy birthday or go Lakers.

Speaker 6 And this time, I believe it was fuck the Jews.

Speaker 12 And Dave Portnoy was upset about that.

Speaker 4 So now him and the, and he said he was going to,

Speaker 26 he was going to pay for the kid to go to Auschwitz.

Speaker 20 He was going to send him to Auschwitz, which is kind of nice.

Speaker 14 It's kind of a nice thing to pay for a trip there.

Speaker 8 But then he reneged on that.

Speaker 18 And now him and the kid are like in a legal battle.

Speaker 30 And then the kid started like a GoFundMe.

Speaker 31 And he's got like $15,000 in the go fund me

Speaker 34 which I don't I don't know what's going on, but the kid like obviously it's stupid to do that

Speaker 36 The internet's not real life.

Speaker 39 You can't you can't it's not you can't do that

Speaker 40 But he's raised 15 G's.

Speaker 42 I Don't know what's going on.

Speaker 45 I'm telling you, if you think it's supposedly the kid's like, hey, I'm in a fight with the Jews and he and he raised 15 G's.

Speaker 9 I'm telling you this right now.

Speaker 26 If you only get 15 G's,

Speaker 28 that's not going far.

Speaker 46 They're going to win.

Speaker 47 I'm telling you right now, they're going to win.

Speaker 30 One of the fundraising

Speaker 44 pages, Justice for Muhammad Adnan Khan, was organized by Temple graduate and free speech advocate Alex Morris.

Speaker 51 Hopes to raise 75,000.

Speaker 52 Okay.

Speaker 53 Well, whatever.

Speaker 54 Don't make a sign that says that.

Speaker 41 It's not nice.

Speaker 41 Dave Portnoy's going a little hard, too.

Speaker 12 Here's the thing with the isms.

Speaker 4 Semitism, anti-Semitism,

Speaker 53 all the other ones as well, right?

Speaker 55 The other ones are phobias, homophobia, transphobia.

Speaker 57 What are the other isms?

Speaker 4 There's anti-Semitism,

Speaker 12 misogyny, that's an E.

Speaker 26 Phobia, transphobia, homophobia, racism,

Speaker 58 anti-Semitism, racism, nativism,

Speaker 8 jingoism.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 60 Here's the thing.

Speaker 49 The more you talk about the discrimination, the more you get it.

Speaker 63 It's like one of these laws that no one realizes.

Speaker 9 The more you talk about the thing, you just get more of the thing.

Speaker 64 If you just talk

Speaker 18 about

Speaker 61 something all the time and people are, it's just, you're going to manifest it.

Speaker 18 You're going to end up seeing more of it everywhere.

Speaker 39 You're going to react.

Speaker 57 People are going to troll you with it

Speaker 32 because people like that.

Speaker 33 You're showing them how you're going to react. The only way to defeat

Speaker 49 a lot of that is to ignore it, which was like the hardest thing in the world to ignore it.

Speaker 30 I'm not saying like you ignore the kid with the sign.

Speaker 26 Like obviously you're like, hey, fuck you, man.

Speaker 21 But like, I don't know if going on like a massive campaign

Speaker 44 because this dumb kid made a sign

Speaker 39 is gonna like make anti-Semitism go away.

Speaker 69 That's the thing.

Speaker 39 Like if if I wanted homophobia to go away, if like somebody called me a faggot and I spent three weeks talking about it, can you believe

Speaker 42 he called me a faggot?

Speaker 71 Well, I'm going to pay for a trip for you to go to Africa and see AIDS because there's AIDS there.

Speaker 4 It's not a gay. I mean, there's just AIDS.

Speaker 74 And that's where I would send a person.

Speaker 12 Send them to Africa to see AIDS.

Speaker 40 Go see what AIDS does.

Speaker 69 After a while, people would just kind of get upset they'd be like all right

Speaker 75 all right

Speaker 43 all right I think that's

Speaker 78 the way to deal with bigotry is to ignore it and pretend it's not real

Speaker 69 and then it kind of goes away because it loses its power

Speaker 80 If you endlessly talk about it, if you bring it up all the time, and if you keep,

Speaker 33 you know,

Speaker 39 like talking as victim and all this stuff it's like people just

Speaker 82 people turn it off they get they shut it off they change the channel it's it's enough already i get it i get you know

Speaker 84 also it's like you know i like the important but it's like you you're

Speaker 64 you don't have to defend the whole of the jewish people They can handle themselves.

Speaker 49 Like, he's like the guardian of, you know, like, I'm doing this to, it's like, all right.

Speaker 51 That's the the way I feel about it that's my opinion it's those words all right in exactly that way all right

Speaker 41 all right like how long does this go on is my question it's already been multiple days of this how long does this go on how long must this continue I'm asking how long must this continue

Speaker 41 How much like how many press conferences do is this, do we need for this?

Speaker 85 The kid's an idiot.

Speaker 33 He got suspended by Temple University, which I don't know anything about that school, but it's not great.

Speaker 28 It's not a good school.

Speaker 37 It's not like he's going to a good school.

Speaker 71 He's going to have a, it's whatever.

Speaker 78 It's Temple. It's fine.

Speaker 53 Who cares?

Speaker 4 The president of the university issued a statement condemning anti-Semitism and suspending one of the students.

Speaker 75 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 18 I get it.

Speaker 93 Did anyone think the president of Temple University was for that?

Speaker 94 Like, did anyone think like the president of Temple University?

Speaker 69 Like, this is what I mean about everyone has to disavow everybody.

Speaker 41 And

Speaker 41 like, if I was the president of Temple University, they're like, what are your kids did this?

Speaker 53 I go,

Speaker 17 I don't even know the people here.

Speaker 81 I don't even know the people here.

Speaker 75 Who are these kids?

Speaker 43 I don't even know.

Speaker 37 I'm just here. I'm doing the administrative shit.

Speaker 53 I don't know these people.

Speaker 37 How many kids go to Temple?

Speaker 71 A couple few thousand? Look it up.

Speaker 43 Why do we, what is he?

Speaker 26 I get the political reason you have to come out and say it all these people.

Speaker 49 Because there is real anti-Semitism at some of these schools, you know, like Colombia and stuff.

Speaker 26 Everybody's...

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Temple has an enrollment of 30,000 students.

Speaker 41 Like, if I was the president of Temple University and they're like, hey, you know that, you know, Dave Porterner's got a bar?

Speaker 43 I'd go, what?

Speaker 101 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 102 Yeah.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Well, some student went in there with a sign that said, fuck the Jews.

Speaker 105 Who?

Speaker 106 Muhammad Khan.

Speaker 107 I don't know.

Speaker 28 I'd go their own name Muhammad and I'd hang the phone up.

Speaker 95 That's what I'd do.

Speaker 53 I'd hang the phone up.

Speaker 108 I'd go, I'm not.

Speaker 42 Well, don't you want to make a statement about what?

Speaker 33 I don't even know this.

Speaker 58 I don't know this kid.

Speaker 53 I'm not hanging out with this kid.

Speaker 57 I'm an adult.

Speaker 57 He went to a bar and put up a dumb sign.

Speaker 109 Portnoy's offer to send the

Speaker 51 perpetrators on an educational trip to Auschwitz is a more lavishly funded version of a common educational response to incidents of Jewish hatred.

Speaker 39 Isn't that weird to go on a trip when you've done something like that?

Speaker 69 Because it's still a trip.

Speaker 39 He's still going to enjoy the trip.

Speaker 111 That's still a trip.

Speaker 43 Yes, the Auschwitz of it will be sad, but the rest of it is a trip.

Speaker 34 Portnoy is just sending this guy on a trip.

Speaker 40 Can you imagine that he's on a plane?

Speaker 84 He's on the phone with somebody.

Speaker 71 He's going, yeah, I'm on the way to...

Speaker 95 Dave Portnoy is sending me to Auschwitz.

Speaker 72 Can you imagine that sentence?

Speaker 37 That guy's got to, he would say that to someone.

Speaker 12 He'd be on the plane.

Speaker 18 He's like, listen, I got to go. We're about to take off.

Speaker 32 Yeah, Dave Portnoy is sending me to Auschwitz.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the guy from Barcelon Sports.

Speaker 20 I'm going to Auschwitz, Poland.

Speaker 50 Yeah, he's sending me there.

Speaker 36 After admitting responsibility and accepting Portnoy's offer to go to Auschwitz, by the way, I didn't even write a sign.

Speaker 20 I'll go to Auschwitz on Dave Portnoy's time because it's an interesting historical trip.

Speaker 101 And I didn't do anything.

Speaker 40 I will, if Dave Portnoy wants to send me to any tragedy, I'll go.

Speaker 75 What do I have to do to get tickets for Dave Portnoy to send me to a tragedy?

Speaker 71 Send me to go.

Speaker 84 After admitting responsibility and accepting Portnoy's offer to go to Auschwitz,

Speaker 33 According to Portnoy, Khan did a total 180.

Speaker 44 In a separate video posted to social media, Khan said he had nothing to do with the sign or spreading hatred, but was acting as a citizen journalist.

Speaker 51 That's a bit of a stretch, Mo.

Speaker 12 And was documenting anti-Jewish animists based on Israel's actions.

Speaker 41 That's an odd way to do it.

Speaker 53 Wait, what?

Speaker 114 Khan said he had nothing to do with the sign or spreading hatred, but was acting as a citizen journalist.

Speaker 53 Wait, what?

Speaker 44 In the video, Khan offered his own explanation of the event and its larger stakes, invoking radicalized violence by likening Portnoy's campaign against him to a lynching.

Speaker 44 Khan said he only admitted responsibility for the sign to Portnoy under duress, he said, due to an asymmetrical power dynamic.

Speaker 55 Okay, this is so gay.

Speaker 102 Just admit it.

Speaker 34 You did it.

Speaker 95 And go to Auschwitz.

Speaker 112 Just go to Auschwitz.

Speaker 33 You'll have fun.

Speaker 115 Not at Auschwitz.

Speaker 32 But the trip...

Speaker 33 Is you're going to, where it's Poland, right?

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 69 You can visit other cities in Poland.

Speaker 79 I would ask Dave Portnoy that if I was this guy, I'd go, I will go to Auschwitz.

Speaker 110 Can I also visit some other cities in Poland while I'm there?

Speaker 6 Polish foods, interesting pierogies, kilbasa, things like that.

Speaker 68 It's a nice trip.

Speaker 30 The damp, yes, Auschwitz will put a damper on the trip, but you get some good food.

Speaker 51 He's going to fly in their economy probably.

Speaker 47 I imagine he's not going to fly in first class.

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Speaker 32 Show this guy that

Speaker 44 crashed into Jennifer Anderson's house.

Speaker 22 Everybody's saying it looks like me.

Speaker 68 Cause it was me.

Speaker 92 And the reason I was crashing into her house was to kill her.

Speaker 41 I was going to kill her.

Speaker 17 That's all.

Speaker 76 I was going to kill her.

Speaker 95 I wanted to go to Auschwitz with her.

Speaker 37 I wanted to pay for Jennifer Addiston to go to Auschwitz with me.

Speaker 76 So, and I, no one would give her that message, so I had to do it.

Speaker 46 Let's watch this.

Speaker 179 By the way, let's just go through some of my predictions.

Speaker 33 Number one, celebrities, Kanye Bieber, whoever, there's going to be more public kind of melting down.

Speaker 28 Kanye has a new song.

Speaker 32 We can't play it.

Speaker 25 The beat is fire, but the words are indelicate.

Speaker 98 Now,

Speaker 81 We're going to see a lot more of these celebrities because celebrities now again remember Hollywood's gone.

Speaker 57 It's been gone. A lot of it.

Speaker 37 There's some of it left.

Speaker 69 Every show that Hollywood makes now, from like that show, Hacks to the show, The Studio, every show that they're making is just to prove that it exists.

Speaker 32 Hollywood exists. That's all.

Speaker 104 The premise of hacks is that, like, this 70-year-old woman gets the first, she's the first female late-night host and the studios.

Speaker 44 But it's like the premise of all these shows, they're just making shows now to prove to you that it's still there.

Speaker 49 It exists in whatever capacity.

Speaker 103 But

Speaker 58 a lot of celebrities have been publicly losing their minds.

Speaker 61 And you watch it now because they can just pick up a phone.

Speaker 39 Celebrities, there's no more, you know, no more layers between a celebrity and the public.

Speaker 3 You know, you can't stop them.

Speaker 61 You can't lock up the phone.

Speaker 44 agent, manager, lawyer, publicist, all that stuff.

Speaker 21 They just, they just, they wake up and get the news like everybody else.

Speaker 14 They just see their client going nuts and doing whatever, you know?

Speaker 43 The other thing that's going to, so what's going to happen, and Jennifer Radison has not done that in fairness to her.

Speaker 33 This is not, but I'm, but I'm, my point is this.

Speaker 33 There's always been crazy people that believe that

Speaker 39 they're like meant to be with a celebrity.

Speaker 5 It's the whole premise of stalking, right?

Speaker 133 I'm here to protect her or whatever.

Speaker 104 And now celebrities are going crazy publicly.

Speaker 33 And now you have all these crazy people who want to, like, so it's, I'm just saying, it's going to get interesting.

Speaker 32 Like, eventually, some of these crazy celebrities and some of these crazy stalkers, they're going to start working together.

Speaker 41 Like, they're going to, like, one of these stalkers is going to show up and one of these lunatic celebrities is going to go,

Speaker 102 you're right.

Speaker 108 we are meant to be together like it's the stalkers now are almost in the right here's what i'm saying they're almost in the right to break into these celebrities homes is what i mean in a in a and i'm not saying do it listen to what i'm saying because i don't want to be sued and i'm not advocating anything what i'm saying is this it makes more sense now to break into a celebrity's home than it ever has because

Speaker 53 they're all crazy so you have a better chance this is what I mean if you're thinking of breaking into a celebrity's home do it you have a chance of getting something going now because they're also nuts and they're vulnerable and the systems around them have broken down and they no longer have the type of life they had and they're vulnerable and they're uncertain

Speaker 79 in their in their state again i'm not saying to do it and i'm not doing it.

Speaker 102 But if you were going to do it, now would be the time to do it.

Speaker 32 Because he probably feels about this Jenna Franiston.

Speaker 33 He goes, there might be some vulnerability there I can exploit.

Speaker 119 Now, he might be wrong. He's probably wrong.
She's fine.

Speaker 33 But who knows?

Speaker 76 Let's watch a little bit of it.

Speaker 46 Now, take my meaning here, please.

Speaker 108 You know what I mean?

Speaker 46 God, it's so hard to say things.

Speaker 120 Go on.

Speaker 185 The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate.

Speaker 93 Go back.

Speaker 53 Who's this idiot?

Speaker 100 Why can't he speak?

Speaker 185 The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Anniston's home appeared in court today.

Speaker 185 This is new video just into the newsroom showing Jimmy Carwile wrapped in only a blanket.

Speaker 185 A judge ordered a mental competency hearing for Carwile. Police say he.

Speaker 54 I think we can skip that.

Speaker 28 Well, let's see what, by the way, let's see why he went there because I'm not passing judgment on him yet.

Speaker 8 Let's see why he went.

Speaker 185 He repeatedly harassed Anniston before driving his car through her gate earlier this week. He is facing felony stalking and vandalism charges.
While the motive is still unclear, sources tell us.

Speaker 41 Obviously, it's terrifying and obviously it's wrong.

Speaker 46 It is funny.

Speaker 92 It's bad.

Speaker 58 It's so terrifying and crazy and he should be punished for this.

Speaker 33 Dave Portnoy should send him to Auschwitz.

Speaker 37 But I'm just saying that it's, it's, it's, I've always thought this was funny, these guys that really,

Speaker 53 it is terrible terrible and it should never happen.

Speaker 179 But there's just something funny about being that crazy.

Speaker 53 Like,

Speaker 53 keep going.

Speaker 185 Just tell ABC News, investigators found social media posts from Carwile referencing the actress.

Speaker 76 What did he, what was he saying?

Speaker 78 I'll pull it up.

Speaker 51 Get his social media posts up.

Speaker 51 I don't.

Speaker 51 What breaks in your head?

Speaker 104 I mean, I don't know, but there's something's got to break in your head that you just think

Speaker 9 You think that maybe there's a chance.

Speaker 26 You think maybe if I just drive my car through her gate.

Speaker 33 By the way, she's probably not even there.

Speaker 37 Celebrities don't even live in their homes, I think.

Speaker 53 I think her, was she home?

Speaker 92 She's got real security.

Speaker 119 I don't even think she's home.

Speaker 70 Is she even alive?

Speaker 69 Has anyone seen Jennifer Hannison in a long time?

Speaker 76 No, I mean, I got to be honest.

Speaker 103 Are any of these people even alive?

Speaker 71 I'm starting to feel like these QAnon remember when QAnon was like they were all executed by Trump?

Speaker 76 Maybe they were.

Speaker 53 She's not home.

Speaker 78 Where is she?

Speaker 41 All of these people were executed years ago at a military tribunal and they're clones

Speaker 41 These are some of his tweets or something Facebook Facebook. Yeah, the real ones are still on the book, huh?

Speaker 76 Julia, something.

Speaker 179 I found it.

Speaker 33 I know you already know.

Speaker 47 It's my Emmanuel Jennifer Joanna Annison Carwile, my bride, my aide.

Speaker 41 If someone, he's using her full name, her full government, as the blacks would say, God love them.

Speaker 78 If someone out there can reach Jennifer Joanna Annison Carwile, let her know about the corruption going on trying to keep me from her.

Speaker 85 Well, I didn't know there was corruption.

Speaker 34 You will be blessed.

Speaker 84 Help me, who is Israel.

Speaker 103 God, my daddy is watching.

Speaker 40 Make those blessings great by helping.

Speaker 81 He hold me back for reasons.

Speaker 41 This the main one.

Speaker 101 I got to be honest.

Speaker 69 He sounds like a guy that's worth getting dinner with.

Speaker 43 Is that not worth getting a little dinner with that guy?

Speaker 85 Me from her.

Speaker 33 The corruption going on trying to keep me from her.

Speaker 28 You will be blessed.

Speaker 76 Help me, who is Israel.

Speaker 33 God, my daddy, is watching. Make those blessings great by helping.

Speaker 85 He holds me back for reasons.

Speaker 137 This, the main one,

Speaker 10 who's a passionate man?

Speaker 108 He's a passionate man.

Speaker 41 And

Speaker 103 he wants his lady.

Speaker 103 And he feels like

Speaker 41 they belong together.

Speaker 27 Now, here's my thing:

Speaker 101 what if he's right?

Speaker 43 99% he's not. But what if God does want them together?

Speaker 102 What if he's right?

Speaker 77 What if she doesn't know how happy she would be with him?

Speaker 70 Show him again.

Speaker 27 Just show him again.

Speaker 25 She's

Speaker 81 who is she with again?

Speaker 32 Brad Pitt or something?

Speaker 101 Who is she with?

Speaker 33 Didn't she break up the marriage with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

Speaker 68 Isn't that what happened?

Speaker 179 Can someone tell me I'm Matt Nuts here?

Speaker 33 I think she broke up the marriage between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Speaker 40 I think.

Speaker 68 I don't know.

Speaker 57 But I believe that's what happened.

Speaker 33 Is she with anyone now?

Speaker 84 She's with.

Speaker 125 Looks like she's not with anyone now, but she was what she was with Brad Pitt for five years.

Speaker 141 And then she was with Justin Thoreau.

Speaker 101 She's single, I think.

Speaker 41 Go out to dinner with this guy.

Speaker 27 Show him again.

Speaker 21 Go out to dinner with this guy.

Speaker 85 I can't see him.

Speaker 41 Go to dinner with him.

Speaker 29 Go to let him tell you about his God and your God.

Speaker 101 I mean, so what?

Speaker 142 Look at him.

Speaker 101 Look how much he loves her.

Speaker 183 She's tried it with all these celebrity guys.

Speaker 32 It doesn't work.

Speaker 34 I'm telling you, you need a regular guy.

Speaker 71 This is what regular people are like now.

Speaker 75 No, no, no.

Speaker 40 Jen, Jenny baby.

Speaker 71 Baby, honey, sweetie pie.

Speaker 41 You don't realize it because you live in this big mansion and you're famous and hot.

Speaker 111 But this, that's what regular people are like.

Speaker 182 They have just a blanket and they have a message to give you from God.

Speaker 182 She's probably said to her friends, I got to stop dating these celebrities.

Speaker 109 I want to date a regular guy.

Speaker 40 I guarantee she said that.

Speaker 72 I bet she said it.

Speaker 28 Sitting there at Nobu in the private back room where they won't put me because I somehow bothered Taylor Swift once or whatever.

Speaker 116 I didn't even talk. It was just a...

Speaker 32 She didn't like it. She gave me a look.

Speaker 26 She gave me a dirty look. She's a real monster.

Speaker 84 But the point is this.

Speaker 54 I guarantee you, Jennifer Aniston said it one time to her friends, I got to start dating regular guys

Speaker 39 after Brad Pitt and Justin Thoreau.

Speaker 53 Who's Justin Thoreau again?

Speaker 60 He's famous, right?

Speaker 68 He's famous.

Speaker 47 Right? Am I nuts?

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a famous guy.

Speaker 17 So Jennifer Anniston, go back to her rightful guy.

Speaker 69 Now Jennifer Anniston goes, I got to start dating regular guys.

Speaker 42 This is a regular man.

Speaker 33 This is the United States of America, Jennifer.

Speaker 8 Welcome, this man in a blanket.

Speaker 60 This is your guy.

Speaker 182 You want a regular man?

Speaker 108 It's this man.

Speaker 57 That's what's left of the country, honey.

Speaker 92 Be careful what you wish for.

Speaker 69 She probably said, I just wish a regular man

Speaker 33 would come into my life.

Speaker 181 Well, he felt so strongly. And what did he do?

Speaker 53 He drove through her gate with his car.

Speaker 96 He,

Speaker 179 because regular men in this country, it is tough.

Speaker 183 This guy is who the tariffs are for.

Speaker 109 He is for the tariff.

Speaker 32 If the tariffs come in, he's not going to be driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate.

Speaker 92 He's going to be at a factory working.

Speaker 69 Do you see what happens without tariffs?

Speaker 183 Without tariffs, this guy is, he's driving to Jennifer Aniston's gate

Speaker 92 instead of working at a factory with his wife probably.

Speaker 78 She'd also work there.

Speaker 26 And then going home to their children who come home from school off the bus and they sit down to a nice family dinner of a honey-baked ham.

Speaker 183 But instead, this man is driving his car through Jennifer Anderson's gate

Speaker 109 because that's what the only thing left in this country.

Speaker 79 There's nothing left in this country for a man like that.

Speaker 59 And

Speaker 59 I'm not trying to be sympathetic towards him.

Speaker 108 But if I was his lawyer, I would be in court going, what do you expect him to do?

Speaker 53 She won't even talk to him.

Speaker 32 The globalized economy, Your Honor, Your Honor, Your Honor.

Speaker 61 The globalization.

Speaker 70 This man

Speaker 112 has been tossed aside.

Speaker 103 It's all Goldman Sachs and crypto and shit.

Speaker 84 What's he supposed to?

Speaker 103 He's just trying to get the attention of his love.

Speaker 53 He didn't buy the Trump coin.

Speaker 34 He doesn't live in Dubai.

Speaker 68 He's struggling like many Americans.

Speaker 127 And he made the decision to get in his car and take action and drive through a gate.

Speaker 77 She's not even home.

Speaker 35 She's in a hyperbaric chamber or something.

Speaker 53 Where is she?

Speaker 70 Oh, we feel sorry for her.

Speaker 77 We hope they straighten that out.

Speaker 53 By the way, this is a disclaimer.

Speaker 41 Obviously, don't go to anyone's home.

Speaker 37 Obviously, don't do that.

Speaker 42 But I am saying in this show, we have to explore all the angles of all the events.

Speaker 53 And I think Jennifer Anderson probably was like, I wish a regular guy, just a regular guy, you know, she said it. She's having wine with her gal pals, girlfriends.

Speaker 109 And she said, I just, and they go, Jen, you got to stop with these like celebrities.

Speaker 55 You just need a regular guy.

Speaker 9 And then a regular guy

Speaker 179 shows up and it's still not good enough.

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Speaker 76 What do you gotta do?

Speaker 90 Indian Pakistan.

Speaker 58 Let's get into this because I'm gonna try to do this and not be racist.

Speaker 28 And boy, let me tell you right now, that's gonna be a real

Speaker 96 tightrope walk.

Speaker 22 Because you have two countries, India and Pakistan, and they are fighting over a region called Kashmir.

Speaker 83 They don't like each other.

Speaker 39 Pakistan said to India, we have nukes and they're only for you.

Speaker 60 They can't reach anywhere else.

Speaker 44 They literally just go to you.

Speaker 82 Play a little bit of what is happening here to bring the people up to speed because

Speaker 23 I think there's a lot of confusion about this,

Speaker 39 especially in my head, because I know they hate each other.

Speaker 8 I get it, because the Indians are Indian and the Pakistanis are Pakistani.

Speaker 108 But it goes deeper than that.

Speaker 37 No, truly, there's historic things, but it is also that,

Speaker 78 right?

Speaker 81 Like, it sounds like I'm just explaining it in a simple way, but that's really it.

Speaker 60 Like, these are Indians

Speaker 95 from India, and then there's Pakistan, the Pakistanis from Pakistan who are Muslims, and the Indians are Hindus, and they dislike each other because of many reasons.

Speaker 75 Hindus, it's a religion, and in the religion, there's many things.

Speaker 85 That elephant called Ganesh, which I love actually,

Speaker 48 is one of the things.

Speaker 41 And then there's Shiva.

Speaker 69 There's all these different kinds of,

Speaker 33 you know, different

Speaker 46 characters in the thing.

Speaker 188 And then it's very late.

Speaker 77 And then there's Pakistan and that's Islam, which I mean, respect and praise be upon the name of the prophet and all of it.

Speaker 53 And don't come to my house.

Speaker 57 And so

Speaker 61 in the Hindu religion, they have the caste system in India where they, and I kind of, to be honest,

Speaker 53 like it a little bit because there's these people called untouchables.

Speaker 53 And if you see them, you go, get away and you can go at them with a stick and no one writes an article in New York magazine going well maybe actually it's mean that we hit them with a stick everyone just goes get away and then there's the Brahmin class which is probably where I would be no offense at the top and they get the clean water because most of the water is not clean there people get very sick eating and drinking the water.

Speaker 46 It's not good.

Speaker 109 I don't know who the other casts are, but the Brahmins are on top, and then the untouchables are on the bottom, and I imagine there's others in the middle.

Speaker 40 And it's very busy in India, and

Speaker 37 Mumbai is a great city, and animals are in the mix with the people.

Speaker 42 Like, there'll be people in cars driving, and like lions walking in the middle of the street.

Speaker 33 It's actually cool as fuck.

Speaker 41 Pakistan, I believe, was created by the CIA to house bin Laden.

Speaker 53 I think that's kind of of what that was.

Speaker 28 Something going on over there.

Speaker 40 Something's up there.

Speaker 53 I'll just say that.

Speaker 51 But peace be upon the prophet.

Speaker 32 Now, this woman's going to try to explain it.

Speaker 12 She's probably not going to do it as well as I just did.

Speaker 41 But so

Speaker 33 that's what's going on.

Speaker 39 And there's a region called Kashmir.

Speaker 110 And I don't know if it has anything to do with the Kashmir sweaters, but there's this region between India,

Speaker 21 a religion with fun characters, not good drinking water, a caste system, untouchables.

Speaker 42 Modi, the leader,

Speaker 116 in the midst of a religious revival, not crazy about the democracy, Pakistan, very super religious, don't like Indians, Islam, Muhammad, peace be upon the prophet, peace be upon his name,

Speaker 33 housed bin Laden for years, which we probably knew about.

Speaker 35 SEAL Team 6 got Bin Laden somewhere in those mountains.

Speaker 135 And then, you know, whatever.

Speaker 27 Patrice O'Neal is the best thing ever.

Speaker 5 Watch the ONA where Patrice O'Neill talks about bin Laden.

Speaker 128 It's the greatest thing ever getting, getting killed.

Speaker 69 Let's watch this from, what is this, from Fox, LA?

Speaker 190 I think it's Fox Chicago.

Speaker 28 Oh, Fox Chicago. Interesting.
All right, there we go.

Speaker 191 Today, India and Pakistan engaged in their most expansive military conflict in decades. There are widespread accounts of attacks well beyond the Kashmir border.
Stephanie Bennett has more from London.

Speaker 192 It's the biggest military conflict in decades between India and Pakistan, and there's no end in sight. The fighting started in the US.

Speaker 83 Which side is which?

Speaker 190 All right, keep going.

Speaker 28 Not racist.

Speaker 192 Started in the disputed territory of Kashmir, but it grew significantly overnight with reports of widespread drone and missile attacks in both countries.

Speaker 193 India was compelled to respond to bring Watar and I'm not, I'm telling you right now, I'm going to try to do this and not be racist.

Speaker 107 I'm telling you right now,

Speaker 70 God help me.

Speaker 180 God help me.

Speaker 39 I pray for strength right now.

Speaker 36 Continue.

Speaker 193 Artillery fire from Pakistan to a halt.

Speaker 193 Indian armed forces reiterate their commitment to non-escalation.

Speaker 192 India and Pakistan deny they're responsible for intensifying the fight. Both claim they're simply responding to attacks from the other side.

Speaker 192 But these are two nuclear-powered rivals, and each escalation could be drawing the conflict closer to a standoff using weapons of mass destruction.

Speaker 194 Pakistan deserves the right to respond to India at a time,

Speaker 194 place, and manner of its choosing.

Speaker 183 Meanwhile, there's a George W.

Speaker 88 Bush quote.

Speaker 83 He's stealing.

Speaker 144 Keep going.

Speaker 192 Well, there have been more than a dozen deaths reported on each side. India claims Pakistan is launching a war.

Speaker 99 And that's the house. Go back to that.

Speaker 26 Here's what's really bad.

Speaker 49 That's the house before the missile.

Speaker 17 That's the house before the missile.

Speaker 192 Pakistan is launching attacks along its entirety.

Speaker 72 Look what they did to that bus.

Speaker 33 Is Dave Portnoy going to send these people to Auschwitz?

Speaker 43 Who is that?

Speaker 77 Is that an Indian bus that was attacked or a Pakistan bus that India attacked?

Speaker 37 This is what's difficult.

Speaker 192 Western border, leaving thousands of civilians caught in the crossfire.

Speaker 151 That is why it is so fighting. So there is no

Speaker 192 proper shaker for us. But diplomats from the U.S.
and other countries are now working on a ceasefire proposal that would see both sides back down

Speaker 69 and return that's hilarious india pakistan fight in 48 hours like a ceasefire the is your gaze thing is going on two years

Speaker 69 it's like

Speaker 128 like we're gonna get a we're gonna get a ceasefire russia ukraine by the way it's going on multiple years

Speaker 14 hundreds of thousands of people dead

Speaker 53 um all right let's finish this up i hope they figure it out

Speaker 192 Both sides back down and return to the status quo. Communication was fundamentally key that there should be

Speaker 192 talks, that there should not be silence, and that America obviously was in the center of this.

Speaker 21 That's a Tammy Bruce.

Speaker 110 That was retarded.

Speaker 74 She's a moron.

Speaker 13 Tammy Bruce, everyone.

Speaker 116 There should be talks.

Speaker 48 There should not be silence. Oh, thank you.

Speaker 48 Let's hear what this large-faced woman has to say.

Speaker 192 President Trump has also volunteered to act as a mediator, but so far there are no plans for him to visit either country.

Speaker 53 Yeah, why would he go? It's a war zone.

Speaker 76 Why would he get to war?

Speaker 32 They always try to get him with shit that's not gettable. Why don't you visit that plane crash site?

Speaker 69 It's a river.

Speaker 41 I'm not going to go swimming.

Speaker 49 Why don't you visit this war zone?

Speaker 57 Because it's a war zone.

Speaker 179 Trump likes luxury.

Speaker 4 He likes going to nice places.

Speaker 58 He doesn't like going to places that are in the middle of a war.

Speaker 26 Are they crazy?

Speaker 33 Let's see Joe Biden on the view.

Speaker 80 He's back.

Speaker 41 He's better than ever.

Speaker 56 I love him.

Speaker 53 I like him.

Speaker 33 He's hard not to like.

Speaker 113 The rest of them on the view are pretty easy not to like, but Joe Biden's difficult not to like.

Speaker 26 I hope they have Jennifer Anison's accuser on the view.

Speaker 56 Jill just is out with him like a puppeteer.

Speaker 36 Let's see this.

Speaker 195 Mr.

Speaker 195 President, since you left office, there have been a number of books that have come out deeply sourced from Democratic sources that claim in your final year there was a dramatic decline in your cognitive abilities.

Speaker 195 In the final year of your presidency, what is your response to these allegations or are these sources wrong?

Speaker 196 They are wrong.

Speaker 197 There's nothing to sustain that, number one. Number two, you know, Think of what we were left with.
We were left with a circumstance where

Speaker 197 we had an insurrection when I started.

Speaker 197 Not since the Civil War. We had a circumstance where we were in a position that we,

Speaker 196 well,

Speaker 197 the pandemic, because of the incompetence of the last outfit, end up over a million people dying, a million people dying. We're also in a situation where we found ourselves

Speaker 197 unable to deal with a lot of just basic issues,

Speaker 197 which I won't go into in the interest of time.

Speaker 197 And so we went to work and we got it done. And

Speaker 197 you know, one of the things that,

Speaker 196 well, I'm happy to have a...

Speaker 198 Well, and Alyssa, you know, one of the things I think is that the people who wrote those books were not in the White House with us. Right.
And they didn't see how hard Joe worked every single day.

Speaker 198 He'd get up, he'd put in a full day, and then at night, he would, I'd be in your book, like it. You know, reading my book, and he was still on the phone, reading his briefings,

Speaker 198 working with staff. I mean, it was nonstop.
It's the White House, being president is not like...

Speaker 95 It's fake.

Speaker 53 Wouldn't it be great if she goes, it's fake, really?

Speaker 24 Being president doesn't matter.

Speaker 44 There's a lot of men in suits, and they kind of do it.

Speaker 101 They really do it.

Speaker 37 Well, you just kind of sit there.

Speaker 51 I read my book, and he kind of sits there and drools.

Speaker 141 And every now and then, someone takes a photo of him or he stamps something with his signature.

Speaker 66 But most of the time it's these people in suits running around doing it.

Speaker 53 You know, they're the ones who do it.

Speaker 75 We don't really do it.

Speaker 198 The life that you live, you live it 24 hours a day. That phone can ring at 11 o'clock at night or 2 in the morning.

Speaker 49 And no matter when it rings, he doesn't answer it.

Speaker 85 A guy in a suit answers it, and then they run up to him and they tell him what he has to do and he does it because he loves our country.

Speaker 198 You never leave it. And Joe worked really hard.
I think he was a great president. And if you look at things today,

Speaker 198 if you look at things today, give me Joe Biden anytime.

Speaker 151 That's worth the invitation to come to the show.

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Speaker 7 Joey B.

Speaker 93 Joey B.

Speaker 190 That's worth the invitation to come to the show.

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Speaker 12 Luigi Mangion is the subject of a new musical that is coming out.

Speaker 110 Luigi Mangion, of course.

Speaker 84 The hot

Speaker 121 murderer guy who killed the healthcare CEO Brian Thompson and the guy that I played on the Netflix rose, torching 2024.

Speaker 142 And

Speaker 8 there's going to be a musical about him

Speaker 5 and it's going to premiere in San Francisco, which makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 28 And Luigi the Musical opens June 13th at the Taylor Street Theater.

Speaker 14 isn't just about the 26-year-old prime suspect in the killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

Speaker 49 It was inspired by an extraordinary coincidence of celebrity inmates.

Speaker 53 Okay.

Speaker 44 Did you hear that Luigi's in the same prison with Diddy and Sam Bankman Freed?

Speaker 33 I want to write a musical about that.

Speaker 27 That's what the writer said.

Speaker 44 In the show, said at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center.

Speaker 116 Rapper and music producer Sean Diddy Combs, who last year was charged with sex trafficking and racketeering and the fallen FTX CEO are characters too.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 48 These three people represent these big pillars of institutions and society that are failing in their trust, healthcare, Hollywood, and big tech.

Speaker 52 Wow.

Speaker 39 They felt Mangion and his fellow inmates lent themselves to musical theater for several reasons.

Speaker 26 Luigi, the character, as we've written him, is dead serious about his thoughts and goals.

Speaker 44 There's something campy about the whole good guy with a gun premise.

Speaker 116 One inspiration for the show is Chicago.

Speaker 41 It's a great show.

Speaker 51 With his sell-block numbers, Johnson noted, it's when the production audience will see Luigi burst in a song behind bars lamenting, I shouldn't have bought those hash browns in that Pennsylvania Mickey D's.

Speaker 44 For his part, the character Bankman Fried gives a TED talk into the camera for his prison cell.

Speaker 114 He literally just podcasted with Tucker Carlson from the prison cell with Diddy.

Speaker 82 So I'm like, did we write this musical or did it write itself?

Speaker 44 One of the central ideas we wanted to explore with this musical is this tendency for us to project meaning onto these types of figures.

Speaker 51 She also noted the surprise value in a musical that's so immediate and zeitgeisty.

Speaker 137 It's of Twitter right now.

Speaker 61 So, I mean, this could also just be the way

Speaker 57 forward

Speaker 78 for

Speaker 30 things like musicals and theater that they thrive in places like New York, but outside of it, they, you know.

Speaker 44 People aren't as excited a lot of times to see stuff, but I'd go see this.

Speaker 69 I think this is what you're going to have to do to get attention.

Speaker 32 No one gives a shit about Oklahoma or the pirates of Penzance, but write a musical about Diddy and Sam Bankman Freed and Luigi Mangion.

Speaker 41 Have a musical about it.

Speaker 33 And that way people come out.

Speaker 109 People now want to see something current.

Speaker 33 It's true.

Speaker 84 It doesn't, you know, all these old musicals like the Rogers and Hammerstein musicals.

Speaker 32 It's always like a guy with a cowboy hat who's like, I'll take my lady to the fair.

Speaker 108 No one's doing that anymore.

Speaker 68 We want to see musicals about human traffickers, murderers, people that have ripped us off with crypto.

Speaker 109 Those are the people we want to see sing and dance.

Speaker 61 That's what we want.

Speaker 28 We don't want this crap anymore about like springtime is here and I love my lady.

Speaker 81 You want a musical about human trafficking, rape, and financial crime.

Speaker 46 Let's see a little bit of this

Speaker 28 Okay, hold on number one.

Speaker 58 You're not gonna get the top tier out

Speaker 58 so if you're judging the voices in the music as I will be

Speaker 36 This is not the a list that'll be doing this musical.

Speaker 109 This is so let's just let's just know that immediately because they're off key.

Speaker 51 It's a a mess.

Speaker 32 This is not the top.

Speaker 101 No one's choosing like Broadway or this, okay?

Speaker 39 Let's give it another chance.

Speaker 10 Maybe it's better than I thought.

Speaker 20 Oh, boy, that's going to be bad, huh?

Speaker 96 That's going to be rough.

Speaker 186 It's going to be be rough it had such a promising it had a really promising

Speaker 186 cast of characters what is this another thing from it yeah okay let's let's see this maybe this is better

Speaker 5 This is going to be tough.

Speaker 142 I had high hopes for this, but you know what it is?

Speaker 31 This is the problem with everything.

Speaker 7 A good idea

Speaker 5 is ruined in execution.

Speaker 7 This is a good idea.

Speaker 55 You've got Luigi Diddy and Bankman Freed.

Speaker 14 This thing could pop, but you got a bunch of amateurs who can't do anything.

Speaker 25 Well, hold on.

Speaker 4 This woman's a minority.

Speaker 29 She'll be better.

Speaker 16 Let's play this.

Speaker 199 What?

Speaker 141 She's singing like this.

Speaker 95 Oh, white.

Speaker 25 You don't want this.

Speaker 25 Oh, no.

Speaker 38 This is bad. All right.

Speaker 54 This is not good.

Speaker 11 It's a great idea, but it's a these are the these people are terrible.

Speaker 50 They have horrible voices and they're bad.

Speaker 14 And that's what's going to ruin this show.

Speaker 37 These people are absolutely

Speaker 36 incapable of putting on a good production.

Speaker 110 And it's unfortunate because this is the type of production you need excellence.

Speaker 14 You need them to be deadly serious and great.

Speaker 53 You need them to be great.

Speaker 109 It only works if they're great.

Speaker 32 If they're bad, which is what they are.

Speaker 109 Because everyone goes in and goes, this will be terrible.

Speaker 51 It's a fun joke of a musical.

Speaker 107 No, no, no.

Speaker 26 If you want it to be a really a joke, you make it great.

Speaker 33 It's only funny if it's great.

Speaker 69 It actually sucks if it sucks.

Speaker 109 It's only funny if it's great.

Speaker 33 It has to be like some of the greatest singing you've ever heard.

Speaker 20 It actually has to be.

Speaker 53 I killed that man.

Speaker 84 Like it has to be so good.

Speaker 120 And you have to walk out singing the songs.

Speaker 79 You know, like, and they can be catchy, like, you know,

Speaker 39 Diddy, like, there's a scene in it with the, with all the, you know, with all the lube,

Speaker 57 and there's a song about lube,

Speaker 44 and it has to be sung by fucking professionals.

Speaker 11 You can't half-ass this.

Speaker 33 It's a musical about a famous human trafficker, this crypto criminal, and this hot guy who shot a CEO.

Speaker 183 You have to do this well.

Speaker 39 This is your chance to get people back out to the theater.

Speaker 17 Let's watch this clip here on Fox.

Speaker 167 All right, let's talk about the murder case of Luigi Mangioni, believe it or not.

Speaker 202 This is crazy. Now the accused killer is the subject of a new musical.

Speaker 150 Yes.

Speaker 201 Luigi the musical will premiere in San Francisco and run from June 13th to June 28th.

Speaker 95 June 14th.

Speaker 201 It's described as a comedy that imagines his backstory, though it's not based on any facts since details about his backstory have been scarce.

Speaker 201 It will also show him as a prisoner alongside cellmate Sam Bankman-Fried, the former FTX CEO, and Sean Diddy Combs, as he tries to navigate friendship, justice, and the absurdity of viral fame.

Speaker 201 In real life, Mangioni pled not guilty to charges stemming from the December killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. I don't know how you find comedy in this, especially,

Speaker 201 they go, oh, other plays have been made about murderers, but

Speaker 196 not while the trial is going on.

Speaker 203 It's California.

Speaker 202 You know about La La Lamb.

Speaker 203 This got nothing to do with California. You can't find humor.

Speaker 196 I can't. In his background.
Okay, haha.

Speaker 196 And then what?

Speaker 152 That makes no sense to me. That's insane.

Speaker 27 All right. Shut up.

Speaker 196 You got to raise.

Speaker 36 This is the problem now with television.

Speaker 29 They just have retarded people on television.

Speaker 79 Like people that can't even speak.

Speaker 55 This is why I have listeners on the show.

Speaker 74 If you ever turn on television, you turn on like a morning show, the people on the morning show can't even get a thought.

Speaker 44 They can't even articulate a clear thought out of their head.

Speaker 58 Okay, what is this?

Speaker 79 Someone collapses on air?

Speaker 156 Yeah, I was a Fox News guest.

Speaker 168 They just had a weird...

Speaker 109 Is she dead?

Speaker 23 Because don't play it if she's dead.

Speaker 25 No. All right.

Speaker 128 Setting me up.

Speaker 74 Set me up here.

Speaker 88 All right.

Speaker 48 Let's watch this because it could be funny as long as she's okay.

Speaker 204 This could be good. Women's sports.
So this is what they have to do. They have to rewrite history because they had a failed campaign.
They had a failed presidency. They put her as the border czar.

Speaker 204 She never went to the border. So this is about incompetency.
It's not about

Speaker 172 ideology.

Speaker 204 It's not about

Speaker 205 we're just going to get some help here

Speaker 196 for Cameron.

Speaker 96 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Speaker 96 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, that's collapsed.

Speaker 205 Cameron here.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 105 Lydia, Lydia, Lydia, this woman's collapsed.

Speaker 25 Tell us again why Joe Biden was a bad, bad boy.

Speaker 28 That's tough.

Speaker 23 That's tough the way she collapsed like that.

Speaker 20 Let's see it again one more time, please.

Speaker 25 One more time.

Speaker 204 It's about incompetency. It's not about

Speaker 18 ideology.

Speaker 204 It's not about,

Speaker 205 we're just going to get some help here

Speaker 196 for Cameron.

Speaker 205 Let me come back to Lydia while we get some of the things.

Speaker 53 The live TV is crazy.

Speaker 41 They're like, all right, Lydia.

Speaker 81 They go, all right, one down, one to go.

Speaker 28 Lydia, tell us more about.

Speaker 53 Why should...

Speaker 112 Well, I'm sorry to see you go, love.

Speaker 81 Why should someone be in a locker room, a woman's locker room with a cock?

Speaker 71 Lydia?

Speaker 92 Lydia, why should someone in a woman's locker room have a cock?

Speaker 37 And sorry to see you go, love.

Speaker 184 Lydia, you're still there, aren't you?

Speaker 71 Are you still alive, Lydia?

Speaker 81 If it's a woman's locker room, why has someone got a cock out?

Speaker 37 It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 182 They've got their cock and balls in the face of a young girl who goes, what's that?

Speaker 39 It's not a vagina.

Speaker 105 And then you have to explain to her it's a cock and balls.

Speaker 70 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, darling.

Speaker 32 Lydia, one of our guests just died on set.

Speaker 41 We're going to you now, darling.

Speaker 32 Tell us about the tariffs.

Speaker 53 Well, hopefully this woman's okay.

Speaker 51 She's okay.

Speaker 41 Am I making fun of someone's death?

Speaker 53 Can you follow?

Speaker 34 Find out if she's okay, please.

Speaker 9 I don't, if she died, I can't do, I can't, we can't put this one out.

Speaker 13 She's got to be fine.

Speaker 120 She's fine,

Speaker 53 right?

Speaker 20 Did she apologize? What did she say? What did she say?

Speaker 74 Here's her tweet.

Speaker 74 Okay.

Speaker 25 All right.

Speaker 25 Oh, boy.

Speaker 135 Sometimes they don't eat.

Speaker 141 These women.

Speaker 93 It's true.

Speaker 10 I'm hoping that's what it is.

Speaker 29 Sometimes you don't eat and you're sitting there and you're talking about Kamala and the border and your body just says you should have eaten.

Speaker 4 You should have had something to eat.

Speaker 36 All right, get her out of there.

Speaker 121 We hope she's doing okay.

Speaker 88 We hope she's doing well.

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Speaker 48 Because at the end of the day, Disney, by the way, Disney is doing a Middle East theme park in Abu Dhabi, right?

Speaker 74 In Dubai or Abu Dhabi?

Speaker 135 Abu Dhabi, Qatar?

Speaker 74 Abu Dhabi.

Speaker 113 On Yas Island in Abu Dhabi.

Speaker 70 We got any rendering to that.

Speaker 37 Can we take a look at what that's going to look like?

Speaker 68 Disney Middle East.

Speaker 78 Whoa.

Speaker 44 I mean, is the Aladdin ride going to slap or is it going to slap?

Speaker 41 I think, and here's what I'll say about this,

Speaker 21 this crypto stuff that the Trump crypto coin, which I don't, I don't love this whole thing.

Speaker 60 It is very possible.

Speaker 45 I don't think it's fair to say right now, because the

Speaker 6 presidency is in its early stages, but like

Speaker 14 maybe they are, he, the Democrats were basically like, if you don't win the presidency, we're going to put you in jail, which was like the dumbest thing ever.

Speaker 36 He wins.

Speaker 62 But now maybe he's like, I'm just, we're going to all get rich on crypto and by all i mean like him and like people he knows his family and like friends and then i think they're all gonna move to dubai

Speaker 43 i think the rich have decided that

Speaker 134 they need like an like some enclaves and i think dubai is like we're just gonna be a crypto

Speaker 183 a feudalist society, like techno-feudalism, but it's gonna be crypto.

Speaker 34 And

Speaker 78 we want like like shady billionaires from all over the world to come to Dubai, which sucks.

Speaker 27 That used to be our thing.

Speaker 79 That used to be New York's thing.

Speaker 42 Bloomberg was like, we want all the billionaires.

Speaker 49 The shady billionaires used to come to America. They used to come to New York City.

Speaker 26 And now Dubai has made it where they are saying they're rolling out the red carpet

Speaker 77 for the shadiest billionaires

Speaker 78 in the world.

Speaker 103 And the Trump family is going to, they, people have said they've estimated they've made like a billion on the coin.

Speaker 59 I don't know if that's true or not, but it could be.

Speaker 186 And maybe they stand to make a lot more.

Speaker 41 There is also something about regulating the crypto market whilst participating in it. It might be seen as inappropriate.

Speaker 68 But

Speaker 68 Maybe,

Speaker 33 I mean, again, it's very early on in the presidency.

Speaker 32 We don't know.

Speaker 33 But if this whole thing is a grift to just make money on crypto and move to Dubai, I'm telling you right now, respect.

Speaker 105 Just respect.

Speaker 41 Like, if the whole presidency is just a grift to make billions and billions in crypto and move to Dubai,

Speaker 69 respect.

Speaker 105 Respect.

Speaker 101 It is what it is.

Speaker 81 I mean,

Speaker 53 I don't know if that's what it is.

Speaker 34 I think he's building that tower in Dubai.

Speaker 69 He likes Dubai.

Speaker 26 Dubai is getting in the heads of a lot of people, and it's sad.

Speaker 104 The human traffickers used to come to America.

Speaker 33 They used to come to New York City.

Speaker 109 Jeffrey Epstein lived in New York City because we were the best.

Speaker 179 The drug dealers, the human traffickers,

Speaker 103 the people that

Speaker 85 sold weapons, they came to New York.

Speaker 79 They lived in New York City.

Speaker 33 And now they're going. They're going to Dubai

Speaker 33 because

Speaker 33 Dubai is rolling out the red carpet for them.

Speaker 35 And it's a bad sign for us.

Speaker 180 That the people

Speaker 101 that make our society run, the arms dealers,

Speaker 42 the human traffickers,

Speaker 33 are going to Dubai and not New York.

Speaker 184 What the fuck?

Speaker 32 This is a city that is supposed to embrace

Speaker 46 the underworld.

Speaker 57 We're supposed to roll out the red carpet.

Speaker 33 We're supposed to go come stroll in our parks,

Speaker 76 sweat in our saunas, eat caviar

Speaker 92 in our restaurants, send your children to school in our

Speaker 137 fine institutions of learning.

Speaker 113 That was our job.

Speaker 33 You dreamed of coming to New York.

Speaker 112 If you were running guns

Speaker 84 to Middle East separatist groups, you dreamed of living in the Waldolf Astoria.

Speaker 32 You dreamed of it.

Speaker 180 If you were putting Ukrainian women in a crate and shipping them over to be killed and abused by our senators, you dreamed of a New York slice,

Speaker 77 eating a New York slice of pizza.

Speaker 32 And it's not right

Speaker 76 that we've given up.

Speaker 84 And they're all going to go to Dubai with its fake ski slopes and its 117 degree weather.

Speaker 84 Do you know how many human traffickers would take a sip of coffee and go, it's fall in New York?

Speaker 81 No more,

Speaker 33 because we've given up.

Speaker 33 We've given up

Speaker 34 and it sucks.

Speaker 33 It sucks to be alive during this time.

Speaker 68 When we failed in our main mission and our main mission is to attract

Speaker 32 the best

Speaker 200 criminals from all over the world the richest criminals the most successful criminals

Speaker 100 genocidal maniacs used to sit in the front row of cats and enjoy a goddamn musical

Speaker 32 They would cry to memories.

Speaker 39 People that poisoned rivers in their own countries would flee to Manhattan and they'd go watch Lehmizarab and they'd tear the fuck up and have some juniors cheesecake.

Speaker 33 Now they're in Dubai.

Speaker 32 Now they're in Dubai. Thanks to Blasio.

Speaker 60 Now they're in Dubai because the city's too dangerous.

Speaker 182 The city is too dangerous for genocidal monsters who used to come and live here.

Speaker 72 And I don't like it.

Speaker 44 And I think it sends the wrong message to the rest of the world.

Speaker 92 It says that we're done.

Speaker 108 I want war criminals to feel safe in my city.

Speaker 100 I want them to feel safe in my city.

Speaker 95 Legitimately.

Speaker 32 I want war criminals feeling safe in New York again,

Speaker 182 Mr. Mayor.

Speaker 112 I want people who've been convicted of war crimes at The Hague to feel safe walking to dinner in Manhattan.

Speaker 76 And I don't want them in Dubai

Speaker 32 with all his fake bullshit.

Speaker 41 I want to see a war criminal at a Yankee game behind the dugout eating a dog.

Speaker 77 That's a city we used to have.

Speaker 76 Where a guy who gassed some Kurds would eat a goddamn dog behind the dugout

Speaker 42 at Yankee Stadium with his son.

Speaker 32 And say, these are the Yankees.

Speaker 28 These are the Yankees.

Speaker 135 Remember, Bin Laden was talking about them when we met him?

Speaker 8 The Yankees.

Speaker 28 We were the greatest city in the world at one time

Speaker 61 because we didn't ask what your backstory was.

Speaker 91 We didn't care.

Speaker 39 We didn't care what your backstory was.

Speaker 26 We didn't hold things against you, like the fact that you gave your daughter a clitorectomy.

Speaker 33 We just said,

Speaker 116 This is the Plaza Hotel.

Speaker 69 That's all we said.

Speaker 54 We said, this is the plaza hotel.

Speaker 109 And because

Speaker 40 we're not doing that anymore,

Speaker 39 the streets are not safe.

Speaker 49 And people don't want to be here anymore.

Speaker 42 The most important people don't want to be here anymore.

Speaker 53 Okay?

Speaker 108 We're losing to Dubai.

Speaker 37 They are becoming the center for international luxury and crime.

Speaker 28 And that was our job.

Speaker 37 And we've lost.

Speaker 166 Well,

Speaker 33 what can we do?

Speaker 44 Drive through Jennifer Annison's gate?

Speaker 71 That's all we're all doing here.

Speaker 26 That's all we've got left: to drive through Jennifer, a woman who does not even seen in public.

Speaker 37 She doesn't even exist.

Speaker 79 She isn't real. She's never existed.

Speaker 53 It's an op.

Speaker 53 Okay?

Speaker 108 Friends was an op.

Speaker 120 I digress.

Speaker 33 My point is this.

Speaker 8 We need to elect Andrew Cuomo because we need to bring back

Speaker 33 a New York City

Speaker 66 that makes people

Speaker 139 feel

Speaker 139 something again.

Speaker 72 The Big Apple.

Speaker 51 They're sitting in Dubai.

Speaker 15 It's 117 degrees.

Speaker 145 They're in some fake ski slope.

Speaker 39 They could be murderers in New York.

Speaker 48 They could be killers in New York.

Speaker 41 But we pushed them away.

Speaker 39 We pushed them away so that students in Colombia can pretend to be Hamas.

Speaker 43 What about the real Hamas?

Speaker 112 They're in the four seasons in Qatar.

Speaker 43 What about the hotels we've got here?

Speaker 200 We're being beaten on every level because the service is bad.

Speaker 88 The service isn't good.

Speaker 28 That's the problem.

Speaker 112 The terrorists don't even want to come here anymore.

Speaker 41 The planes are so bad, these terrorists won't even fly them into our buildings.

Speaker 46 That's how bad it's getting at Newark airport.

Speaker 55 The terrorists won't even go.

Speaker 41 You can't even attack a building if the flight's delayed nine hours.

Speaker 14 So we're all just driving to Jennifer Anniston's gate.

Speaker 53 That's all we've got left.

Speaker 79 That's all we've got left because we got to give her a message and tell her we love her because she's our wife.

Speaker 40 She doesn't know it yet, but she's our wife.

Speaker 200 We are the American public.

Speaker 32 And you have shit in our mouth.

Speaker 100 Get it.

Speaker 17 Look at him.

Speaker 76 That's who we are, Miss Anniston.

Speaker 182 This is the condition you've left us in.

Speaker 76 And you've went to Dubai.

Speaker 79 And we're here and we're sick.

Speaker 108 Freeze frame on that man

Speaker 37 that's the American public

Speaker 84 and we've got a message for you Miss Anniston and it's that we love you we still love you we still

Speaker 34 love you

Speaker 37 after all of your refusals

Speaker 32 to acknowledge our love we still love you

Speaker 61 We'll never stop loving you.

Speaker 126 And that gate is nothing in the grand scheme of things because our love is so strong.

Speaker 26 That's why this is the greatest country in the world because

Speaker 58 you cannot put a gate between us and that which we love.

Speaker 38 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 42 Get in, make it bigger.

Speaker 190 I want to see his eyes. I want to see the whites of his eyes.

Speaker 148 Hey, hold on.

Speaker 126 This is a man

Speaker 26 who represents all of us.

Speaker 44 He's not a singular entity.

Speaker 58 He is the representation

Speaker 53 of who we are.

Speaker 33 Get him up.

Speaker 41 Look at it.

Speaker 53 Go to that other picture of him.

Speaker 81 Go to the one where he's, yes, that.

Speaker 40 Yes.

Speaker 76 Make him bigger.

Speaker 60 This is

Speaker 53 who we are.

Speaker 69 This is what Facebook does to people.

Speaker 85 This is what the poison food and the Facebook does.

Speaker 33 This is the social media and the poison food and the poison

Speaker 33 fucking water and the fucking polluted rivers and lakes and the failed school system and the jobs that fire you and the fucking broken communities and the asbestos and the walls and the antibiotics and the fucking Nestle quick and the drugs and the booze and the broken promises and the government that abandons you and the corporations that treat you as a lab rat.

Speaker 46 This is what it is.

Speaker 102 That is the smile of a man who has been in the mud and who crawled out to try to tell a woman he loved her.

Speaker 76 And we imprison him.

Speaker 46 We imprison him.

Speaker 109 That's why they're all going to Dubai.

Speaker 120 Because he's still smiling.

Speaker 47 That man.

Speaker 53 His spirit is beaten down.

Speaker 14 Can you imagine, by the way, just like me explaining to my grandfather, like, what I do for a living?

Speaker 180 Like, he came back from the dead.

Speaker 53 He's like, what did you get into?

Speaker 105 What do you do?

Speaker 75 You a teacher?

Speaker 28 Sit down.

Speaker 28 But that's America.

Speaker 92 That's the best of it.

Speaker 110 Some people would say it's the worst of it.

Speaker 29 I disagree.

Speaker 69 That's the best we've got right now.

Speaker 49 A man who refuses to say no.

Speaker 88 That's who the tariffs are for.

Speaker 46 That's who the tariffs are for

Speaker 36 this man

Speaker 36 is willing to pay a little more for a car so he can drive it through jennifer anniston's gate

Speaker 33 he's willing to pay a little more for a vehicle so he can drive it through jennifer anniston's gate

Speaker 85 And if that's not the best explanation of tariffs I've ever heard in my goddamn life,

Speaker 68 I don't know what is.

Speaker 49 We're still a great country. Don't listen to them.

Speaker 49 Don't listen to these people fleeing you Dubai.

Speaker 14 We're still a great country.

Speaker 49 If a man like this

Speaker 62 can still believe,

Speaker 46 we all can.

Speaker 6 And we all should.

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