442 - Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends

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Speaker 8 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank you for being with us again.

Speaker 10 Thank you to everyone who watched the Candace Owens episode. I know that

Speaker 12 that did very well.

Speaker 13 We appreciate Candace coming on.

Speaker 10 And she's hella pregnant, as she said.

Speaker 14 She's about to pop.

Speaker 15 And then

Speaker 16 it was nice to have her on.

Speaker 20 Some of my Jewish friends texted me and they were not

Speaker 21 thrilled about it.

Speaker 23 You know, they were not

Speaker 25 happy about it. And

Speaker 27 hey, not everyone's going to be happy all the time.

Speaker 29 Not everyone's going to be happy all the time.

Speaker 30 And that's okay.

Speaker 29 We had a lovely conversation about Harvey Weinstein,

Speaker 27 a Jewish person who has been wrongly accused of things.

Speaker 20 And Candace is working very hard to get him out of jail.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 34 So let's

Speaker 36 all realize that as well.

Speaker 37 I just got back from Boston.

Speaker 20 The kids at the Harvard Lampoon.

Speaker 40 I have a friend of mine, a guy who worked on my ill-fated talk show with Netflix.

Speaker 33 How are the other talk shows doing there?

Speaker 44 Not great, but the ill-fated talk show I did at Netflix,

Speaker 40 one of the kids in the Harvard Lampoon worked on it.

Speaker 48 So he had me go to.

Speaker 20 The Lampoon last night. And they did like,

Speaker 20 I got inducted.

Speaker 49 I don't know what that means, but it was very sweet of them.

Speaker 14 And

Speaker 51 they were very nice kids, you know.

Speaker 18 The Harvard Lampoon is like a famous literary magazine where a lot of comedy writers

Speaker 30 came from. Conan, Legendary, obviously, and Colin Joe's came from there.

Speaker 55 A lot of comedy writers, people who wrote The Simpsons and everything.

Speaker 24 I don't know what it has to do with comedy now.

Speaker 33 I think it's more like a frat now.

Speaker 44 I don't, you know, like.

Speaker 9 One of the guys, I'm like, what do you major in?

Speaker 50 He's like, economics.

Speaker 33 And I swear to God, he goes, with a focus on systems of control.

Speaker 24 I swear to God, he said that.

Speaker 57 He goes, with a focus on systems of control.

Speaker 24 And I was like, hilarious, hilarious.

Speaker 59 And then you talk to the kids and they're like, yeah, they're like, I'm going to New York.

Speaker 62 I'm going to work at, you know, private equity and then hopefully get into comedy.

Speaker 19 I'm like, the famous private equity to comedy pipeline, of course.

Speaker 55 But I get it.

Speaker 38 If my kid went to Harvard and said, I'm going to be a comedian, I would drown them.

Speaker 30 I would fully submerge them in water until they couldn't breathe.

Speaker 59 But it was like a relic of another era and it was really cool to see.

Speaker 56 But yeah, I mean, it's like, I get it.

Speaker 26 Go into the world of private equity and then from there

Speaker 67 get into comedy, go into hedge funds and then

Speaker 68 slip slide into comedy.

Speaker 14 Seems

Speaker 38 and they're, you know, the thing about the kids at Harvard, they're a little smug, which I get because they're at Harvard and they should be.

Speaker 50 But they're also kind of as smart as they all are.

Speaker 24 They're a little out of it as well.

Speaker 70 Like Like one of them was like, why don't you spend more time in LA?

Speaker 16 And I go, well, it's really depressing. And he goes, why?

Speaker 14 And I go, well, the entertainment industry is collapsing.

Speaker 33 And he goes, what do you mean?

Speaker 8 It's like, what do you mean? What do I mean?

Speaker 17 They just don't know. They don't know.

Speaker 38 They go, hacks is a good show.

Speaker 72 People write for hacks.

Speaker 73 I go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 74 That's like 10 people.

Speaker 75 The rest of the people are in their bathroom with a noose.

Speaker 61 Like, I mean, you know, but they don't quite understand that, which is why it's good to get the first few years of comedy in a BlackRock.

Speaker 59 Very important.

Speaker 62 First few years of comedy, you get in a BlackRock and, you know, you'll be the,

Speaker 38 but they were sweet.

Speaker 53 They were very nice, most of them.

Speaker 20 Most of them were very nice.

Speaker 16 You know, there's a.

Speaker 45 There's something about, and it was an interesting time to be at Harvard because Trump is now in a war with Harvard and other Ivy League schools because he feels like they didn't do enough to protect Jewish students during the encampments.

Speaker 33 If you remember the encampments, which the one at Harvard was very small, these guys were walking me around Harvard and it was like 10 tenths.

Speaker 68 Again, anecdotally, everyone I met at Harvard was Jewish and they all seemed fine.

Speaker 87 Anecdotally, anecdotally.

Speaker 67 I'm not saying that it wasn't a hostile environment.

Speaker 65 I think if you commit a crime, you got to go.

Speaker 90 If you punch a Jewish person, you have to go.

Speaker 62 If you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 77 I get it.

Speaker 45 If you're doing that, you got to go.

Speaker 88 But if you're just participating in a protest or if you are writing an op-ed, you know, I mean, this is crazy, right?

Speaker 59 To deport you?

Speaker 92 Crazy.

Speaker 58 But

Speaker 39 again, it seemed like they were, the Jewish students I met at Harvard seemed anecdotally fine.

Speaker 94 They made it through it.

Speaker 90 They were able to get through it.

Speaker 87 Anecdotally.

Speaker 38 Again, they might have had trauma deep, deep down on the surface.

Speaker 28 Seemed fine.

Speaker 24 Seemed fine.

Speaker 73 But again, that's the, but one of them, we were having dinner and one of them said, my girlfriend's Brazilian and she might get deported because Harvard's refusing to comply.

Speaker 17 Because the Trump administration is creepily being like, give us all the student records.

Speaker 88 We want all the disciplinary records.

Speaker 99 We want everything.

Speaker 58 We want to know who said what, who did what.

Speaker 59 They're scrubbing social media.

Speaker 63 They're doing all this shit that is fundamentally un-American and you shouldn't do.

Speaker 17 If you went to a protest and you conducted yourself, you know, you were protesting, you weren't like damaging property or, you know, listen, if you take over a building for a week and you're assaulting people,

Speaker 102 you're probably going to get thrown out.

Speaker 56 But if you just go to a protest, you know, and you yell a few slogans.

Speaker 90 From the river to the sea if you're if you do a little from the river to the sea in the quad just to kind of be seen Should you be deported a little globalize the intifada from the quad?

Speaker 63 You don't even know what it means.

Speaker 108 I don't know what that means.

Speaker 101 I don't know what it means.

Speaker 103 I know it.

Speaker 109 People don't like it.

Speaker 68 I'm not for it necessarily.

Speaker 93 I don't want to globalize the intifada, but if you did a little globalize the intifada on your way to a party in the quad.

Speaker 56 Again,

Speaker 93 should you be deported?

Speaker 94 Probably not.

Speaker 18 You're in college. You're not a kid.
You're an adult, but you're a young adult.

Speaker 91 You don't have all your ideas fully formed.

Speaker 63 That's the point of going to college.

Speaker 84 The point of going to college is to get into the Harvard lampoon and think you're a comedian for four years and then go work for BlackRock.

Speaker 68 That's the point of college.

Speaker 17 It's like, and there's nothing wrong with it. It's why we need a college.

Speaker 24 I major in economics with a focus on systems of control.

Speaker 47 The fun thing about Russia is like the people that are designing the prison don't think they're clowns as well.

Speaker 114 Like they're not trying to write clever artists.

Speaker 90 The one thing you got to give to Russia is the people that are like building the prison in which you will live

Speaker 39 in all ways do not also, they don't do it in like a cutesy, clever, sardonic way.

Speaker 63 But that's the point of cut.

Speaker 82 The point of college is to be in college.

Speaker 83 It's to be young.

Speaker 90 It's to go and do things, to experiment sexually, to experiment with ideas, to

Speaker 104 try to be the type of person that you think will be a successful one, right?

Speaker 109 Like, that's the whole point.

Speaker 117 We shouldn't be isolating a minute or an hour of someone's life and judge them on the basis of that.

Speaker 81 It seems crazy to do.

Speaker 53 But I was having dinner with all these Harvard kids and they were like, do you think it's a, do you think it's a bad PR move for Trump if these kids start getting ripped off of

Speaker 49 Harvard's campus and deported?

Speaker 16 And I said, let me tell you something.

Speaker 28 It's Harvard.

Speaker 13 If Trump rolled through Harvard with tanks and killed all of you, and I mean

Speaker 24 killed all of you, okay,

Speaker 46 he would still win that PR war.

Speaker 56 It's Harvard.

Speaker 59 You are the least sympathetic people in the world.

Speaker 81 It just is what it is.

Speaker 93 You're not people that anyone would feel bad.

Speaker 119 People would watch.

Speaker 36 They would watch it like they watch, you know, Sunday night, Monday night football.

Speaker 107 They would sit there and watch you get taken out of these dorms, lined up and shot in the head.

Speaker 56 And they would do it with glee.

Speaker 104 They would gleefully watch it.

Speaker 56 They wouldn't care.

Speaker 93 That's why the Trump people,

Speaker 38 if you notice what they're doing, they're going at, like, he's not, by the way, all these mass deportations that a lot of people wanted aren't happening.

Speaker 24 They're just not happening.

Speaker 59 So if you elected Trump to get rid of the 10 million people that came that Biden let in, you're not getting it.

Speaker 79 You're just not getting, and a lot of people are not happy about that.

Speaker 97 You're not getting it.

Speaker 88 What you are getting is these very politicized deportations of certain bad elements, debatably, but a lot of deportations of criminals that are people in the country, people selling fentanyl or whatever, murderers,

Speaker 110 to an El Salvadoran jail, which is probably not long-term the best thing.

Speaker 79 What if a Democrat wins the next time and wants to send Joe Rogan to a jail in El Salvador?

Speaker 106 What about that?

Speaker 121 Did you ever think about that?

Speaker 17 Did you ever think of how Theo Vaughn would fare in in an El Salvadoran prison?

Speaker 38 He'd do phenomenally, by the way.

Speaker 53 He would do phenomenally, and his show would be very interesting from that prison.

Speaker 43 But that's what you, you have a highly kind of politicized attacks, and he knows they know that Ivy League schools like Harvard and Columbia, nobody feels bad for students at Harvard or Columbia.

Speaker 120 And people are rightfully kind of fed up with Ivy League universities.

Speaker 59 They look at them and, you know, these kids behave in very silly, ridiculous ways.

Speaker 79 Even when I went to the encampment at UCLA, which is not an Ivy League, but you have these like non-binary Asians dressed in the full garb.

Speaker 49 They look like Hamas, but it's non-binary Asians in the Hamas garb.

Speaker 88 And it's very hard to take any of them seriously.

Speaker 125 You cannot take any of these people seriously because they also have lists of like food they want.

Speaker 77 They need, because

Speaker 38 they can't leave the encampment, but they need food and the food needs to be vegan and the food needs to be there.

Speaker 112 You cannot take any of these people seriously.

Speaker 24 Hey, say what you want about Hamas.

Speaker 65 You do take them seriously.

Speaker 118 You do take Hamas seriously.

Speaker 126 You do.

Speaker 24 You do.

Speaker 110 You certainly do.

Speaker 59 But these kids, and I even said it to a few of them at UCLA, I said, you're not Hamas.

Speaker 16 You don't have it.

Speaker 88 You don't have, you took a photo photo with me.

Speaker 65 Now, maybe a few people at Hamas would do that too, but most of them would not.

Speaker 79 Most of them, it's eyes on the prize.

Speaker 80 That's the thing with Hamas, isn't it?

Speaker 17 It's eyes on the prize.

Speaker 55 Not saying it's good, but I'm saying there's a level of focus that a lot of the kids at the encampments didn't have.

Speaker 45 So when you're an adult and you're watching this, you're watching them take over buildings and do these very theatric, silly things.

Speaker 50 And again, we're not debating the merits of what, of, of the Israel gods.

Speaker 103 I think we're just saying this, you're not going to allow children to take over colleges in America.

Speaker 38 It's not going to happen.

Speaker 63 You're not going to allow,

Speaker 120 it's not going to happen.

Speaker 17 But I also think deporting a lot of them that are here on legal visas is silly and is ridiculous. Let them work at BlackRock.

Speaker 109 Let them do it.

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Speaker 198 What I find interesting

Speaker 191 recently, as I've been kind of digesting the news,

Speaker 12 is the

Speaker 24 schisms that are developing on the left and the right. There are schisms that are happening on both sides of the aisle politically.

Speaker 191 Since Trump got elected, what's interesting to see is that things have gotten a lot messier and a lot more complicated all over the place.

Speaker 16 People can't as easily identify with a side

Speaker 43 as they could have before the election.

Speaker 31 And one of the schisms that's happening

Speaker 38 in the political

Speaker 190 world is Israel.

Speaker 30 It's a big schism on the left and the right.

Speaker 15 And

Speaker 124 it's kind of going hand in hand with Ukraine, although the way they manifest is a little different.

Speaker 17 On the right,

Speaker 46 predominantly about the Israel question, you have people that feel like the United States of America should not be

Speaker 54 co-signing

Speaker 43 all of Israel's activities.

Speaker 184 And then you have people on the right that believe that the Israel-Hamas question is an existential threat to Western civilization and that Israel needs to do whatever it has to do to

Speaker 43 vanquish Hamas.

Speaker 18 Benjamin Netanyahu came out and really said, hey, those hostages,

Speaker 18 they're issue two.

Speaker 39 They're issue two.

Speaker 97 Issue one will be getting rid of Hamas.

Speaker 107 And Hamas is anyone and everyone that we get.

Speaker 80 That's Hamas. Of any age, of any gender, anywhere they happen to be, that's Hamas.

Speaker 124 And the hostages are issue two.

Speaker 38 Again, it's Benjamin Netanyahu.

Speaker 24 It's his quote.

Speaker 18 He said,

Speaker 108 Hamas, the total decapitation of Hamas, eliminating all Hamas fighters, is issue one.

Speaker 32 Hostages are issue two.

Speaker 88 That's one side of the right that believes that whatever Israel needs, we got to be there to do it.

Speaker 104 And the other side of the right believes that we are too cozy, too close.

Speaker 59 This is not doing anything for America's national security.

Speaker 56 We need to stay out of wars, especially a war with Iran, which has divided the right as well, because the people who believe we need to co-sign everything Israel does also believe that we need to go into Iran.

Speaker 59 On the left, it is a very similar schism.

Speaker 47 It's almost the same exact one.

Speaker 88 You have people that

Speaker 89 do not want to support Israel.

Speaker 88 And then you have people that do.

Speaker 17 You have people that are against

Speaker 89 a commitment to Israel financially and a war with Iran.

Speaker 88 And then you have people that are

Speaker 24 for

Speaker 15 an unended,

Speaker 77 open-ended commitment to Israel and whatever they want to do and war with Iran on the left as well.

Speaker 59 We've reached a very interesting place.

Speaker 39 And we now have a woman I want to introduce you to who symbolizes

Speaker 85 what I'm talking about.

Speaker 124 And what I mean is

Speaker 17 there is an establishment,

Speaker 60 and there is, I don't want to call it a deep state because I think that doesn't fully explain what it is.

Speaker 55 I know that's what a lot of people say it is.

Speaker 120 They're not necessarily wrong.

Speaker 201 I'm just sick of hearing those two words.

Speaker 69 But you have an establishment

Speaker 81 that's neither really principally left or right.

Speaker 40 They're concerned predominantly with the preservation of the American empire and the expansion of the American Empire, which is why they will destroy the chances of Bernie Sanders, someone who I like and would vote for.

Speaker 127 I'd vote for Bernie Sanders. I think he has integrity.

Speaker 77 In the same way that they tried to destroy

Speaker 15 Donald Trump through legal means and maybe other means, depending on what you think happened in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 66 This is kind of

Speaker 45 every now and then they throw a person at you, this establishment, which again, it's not, it's amorphous.

Speaker 39 It's not left or right.

Speaker 116 Like, for example, Sam Harris, who's a liberal, but critical of Islam, and pro-free speech, but not pro-all free speech, who's a very smart guy, but kind of hard to pinpoint.

Speaker 17 who runs a meditation app, but also believes that Israel should just bomb anyone at any time that it think it is hilarious to be a guy who runs a meditation app and he spends half the time telling people about breathing and how to self-actualize and the other half of the time telling people that we need to bomb as many children as humanly possible until Israel feels comfortable.

Speaker 111 That's just an interesting archetype of person.

Speaker 86 It just is.

Speaker 24 Okay, I I want everybody right now to breathe.

Speaker 32 I want you to breathe in and out.

Speaker 24 I want you to breathe in and out. Breathe in and out.

Speaker 54 I want to start from your breath and start from your breathing.

Speaker 24 What we need to do is indiscriminately bomb women and children. We need to indiscriminately bomb women and children right now.
Imagine you're a drone. Feel the freedom of being a drone.

Speaker 124 Feel the freedom of being a drone.

Speaker 54 I want you to focus on

Speaker 24 your breath.

Speaker 54 Focus on your breath and feel the freedom of being a drone.

Speaker 24 Where would you fly if you you were a drone? Iran? I think you'd fly right to Iran.

Speaker 12 You'd fly to Iran and eliminate their nuclear capability.

Speaker 88 You'd do it before you even had the chance to find a diplomatic solution.

Speaker 24 I want you to breathe. I want you to breathe in and out right now.

Speaker 30 I want you to imagine an apartment complex.

Speaker 49 There's children playing soccer outside.

Speaker 24 Now it's gone.

Speaker 38 It's gone because there were bad people in it.

Speaker 24 Now they're all gone. Now it's rubble.

Speaker 42 And I know it's sad, but it's necessary.

Speaker 24 Collateral damage. I want you to say two words.
Collateral damage.

Speaker 12 Focus on your breathing.

Speaker 54 Focus on your breathing. Manifest the reality you want to see.

Speaker 83 Do people from Gaza still live there?

Speaker 24 Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
They're gone. Where are they? We don't know.
Focus on your breathing. In and out.
In and out.

Speaker 40 It's an interesting archetype of person to be.

Speaker 36 This is what I mean.

Speaker 24 You can't pinpoint people anymore.

Speaker 128 It's not as simple as my aunt whose daughter is non-binary, who lives in Massachusetts, who's kind of a witch, who was a librarian at a city college, feels one way.

Speaker 194 She may end up agreeing with your pot-belly drunk uncle from Daytona Beach, who's on a boat.

Speaker 70 You don't know.

Speaker 204 It's not easy anymore to just say, you're this, you're that.

Speaker 63 The establishment needs to step in and they are.

Speaker 126 They need to provide you with somebody who believes in everything and also, also more importantly nothing not one thing not one thing

Speaker 45 enter a woman who i believe is the establishment choice for the presidency she is she does not serve by her own admission

Speaker 111 She does not serve only one ideology.

Speaker 75 She has worked for both Bush.

Speaker 39 I believe she worked for Obama

Speaker 87 Let's play.

Speaker 57 And by the way, she recently told Bernie Sanders, she recently said, I don't want you to use the word oligarchy.

Speaker 68 I don't want you to use the word oligarchy because it doesn't resonate with the American people.

Speaker 88 Here's what that really means.

Speaker 202 Stop talking about this thing that exists that I work for.

Speaker 58 Stop speaking of this.

Speaker 102 Stop talking about this.

Speaker 118 You're giving away the game.

Speaker 98 You're giving away the game.

Speaker 35 She doesn't want anyone

Speaker 100 to have a word for the thing,

Speaker 101 this blob

Speaker 104 that doesn't serve anyone except the financial interest of a small sliver of the population who write humorous pieces for a magazine in Boston.

Speaker 14 Now,

Speaker 16 I want, she had a very close Senate race, this woman.

Speaker 56 She had a very close Senate race.

Speaker 38 Now, she had the edge in donations because the donations pour in and we know where they come from.

Speaker 96 This is what happens.

Speaker 59 All of the sudden, someone from the intelligence community decides they actually have a passion for democratic civil engagement and they want to be a congressman or a senator.

Speaker 92 They always, they come from the intelligence community, they say, I'm sick of poisoning people at different embassies.

Speaker 116 I want to be in front of the camera.

Speaker 59 And they, they, they, all of a sudden, this person starts to be very well funded.

Speaker 63 They start to show up out of nowhere.

Speaker 82 This bitch who no one knows about gives the speech when Donald Trump gives a state of the union where whatever you think of Trump, he is killing.

Speaker 77 He's got a young black kid with brain cancer.

Speaker 76 He's like, you're the Secretary of Defense or whatever he did.

Speaker 39 It was killer.

Speaker 111 Now, this bitch out of nowhere is like Barack Obama, by the way, plugged at and Bill Clinton and George W.

Speaker 75 Bush, to be fair.

Speaker 38 I mean, he came out of what, Texas? You know.

Speaker 116 I mean, we knew his parents, but this guy just emerged.

Speaker 24 These people emerged.

Speaker 26 Now, he was the governor of Texas.

Speaker 83 He had won an election, but a lot of these people just emerge.

Speaker 116 So this woman, Eliza Slotkin, emerges

Speaker 17 from the depths of Langley, Virginia, from some basement under the CIA.

Speaker 83 We don't know who this woman is.

Speaker 59 She ran a very tight Senate race.

Speaker 17 She got a lot of funding and a lot of money.

Speaker 91 And all we know about her so far really is that she's here to promote bipartisanship.

Speaker 59 And she's against wokeness.

Speaker 93 And the Democratic Party's got it with the woke.

Speaker 103 But don't speak about the oligarch she's not woke but she doesn't want you to talk about the oligarchy

Speaker 31 so now here she's from the CIA

Speaker 45 and she's now emerged she's now the senator and it was a tight race but she somehow all of the fundraising all of the money started coming in and she had these high profile endorsements here is one of her campaign ads why she's running Eliza Slockin for the United States Senate go

Speaker 205 for me Michigan is where it it all started.

Speaker 205 No matter where I've gone in my life, no matter who I've met, nothing is more important to me than this place.

Speaker 205 My call to public service started on 9-11.

Speaker 205 It was my second day of grad school in New York City. And by the time the smoke cleared, I knew I wanted a career in public service, protecting my country.

Speaker 205 I was recruited by the CIA to be a Middle East analyst and sent overseas to do three tours in Iraq alongside our military.

Speaker 205 I came back to work in the White House under two presidents, one Republican and one Democrat.

Speaker 205 But no matter what crises I've lived through, nothing tested me more than when my mom was diagnosed with stage four ovarian cancer, and she didn't have health insurance.

Speaker 205 She had let it lapse after many years of being gouged by the insurance companies because she happened to have a pre-existing condition. It was like a grenade went off in our lives.

Speaker 205 I took a leave of absence, came home to Michigan, and the same week and the same month that we're desperately trying to get her life-saving care was the same week and the same month that we filled out the paperwork.

Speaker 24 And I killed my own mother.

Speaker 107 I killed my own mother to prevent her suffering. I looked at her and I put a pillow over her head and I killed my mother.

Speaker 13 Eliza Slotkin, everyone. She is the

Speaker 39 sorry about her mother, but

Speaker 100 this is what we get.

Speaker 92 I served.

Speaker 91 Of course you served under two presidents.

Speaker 45 You're a spook.

Speaker 59 So when you talk about the permanent government, you talk about it.

Speaker 55 This is, this is how you're being sold, this woman who's showing up.

Speaker 206 It's how you were going to be sold.

Speaker 59 Pete Buttigeg, I'm gay.

Speaker 59 And I was the mayor of a town in Indiana that no one heard of, which was actually, I mean, the town Pete Buttigieg was the mayor of was probably just one of those, when you showed up to it, it was just cops stopped you and told you you couldn't go further.

Speaker 58 It was like one of those alien movies where they just coordinated off the town and there were borders you couldn't get to it it's like what is a mayor what

Speaker 93 he's another one they're threat these they throw these people at you from like the bowels of the government they're like you're gay your mother's dead you're black everybody's got

Speaker 93 so we have a eliza slotkin now get up her quote about um

Speaker 94 bernie

Speaker 89 Sanders.

Speaker 38 I want to see that because she went at Bernie Sanders and said, I'd like you to stop using the term oligarchy.

Speaker 112 And Bernie Sanders actually responded to her and was basically like, hey, I think the American people are a lot smarter than you think they are, which she responded, oh, God, I hope they're not.

Speaker 100 God, I hope they're not.

Speaker 58 I hope

Speaker 58 they don't find out it was me that put the bombs in the elevator shafts.

Speaker 109 Eliza Slotkin, Democrat, Michigan,

Speaker 47 while recently discussing the Democrats' brand crisis.

Speaker 95 And now, by the way, why is she an expert in this?

Speaker 63 Why is this woman an expert in the Democrat brand crisis?

Speaker 38 Isn't it interesting that this woman who's very new to politics is an expert in the Democratic brand crisis?

Speaker 47 She knows everything about, doesn't this feel odd?

Speaker 79 Her campaign's well-funded.

Speaker 91 She's out to work for two presidents.

Speaker 110 My call to serve started when the towers were smoking.

Speaker 75 My call to serve started at 9-11.

Speaker 65 I decided I want a career in public public service.

Speaker 40 So I went into the Central Intelligence Agency.

Speaker 24 Sod.

Speaker 81 I went into the CIA, and I worked in the White House under two presidents, and I realized that nothing really mattered, and that reality is what we make it.

Speaker 106 We create reality.

Speaker 63 My mother got diagnosed with cancer. Guess what?

Speaker 24 I don't even have a mother.

Speaker 86 Who gives a shit?

Speaker 63 Vote for me. I'm kind of fat.

Speaker 31 Because it doesn't, so here she goes.

Speaker 64 Here she goes.

Speaker 79 While recently discussing the brand crisis, told political, I'm sorry, I said fat.

Speaker 128 That was wrong.

Speaker 59 While recently discussing the brand crisis, told Politico, is Gavin Newsom still doing his podcast, by the way?

Speaker 176 We've tried to get on.

Speaker 30 They said no.

Speaker 26 While recently discussing the Democrats' brand crisis,

Speaker 59 Eliza Slotkin told Politico that the party ought to avoid using the term oligarchy because it doesn't resonate outside coastal institutions and suggested that the Democrats say kings instead.

Speaker 93 She wants them to say kings.

Speaker 73 Here's why she wants them to say kings, because it's fucking retarded.

Speaker 101 And if you say kings, you easily mean Donald Trump kings.

Speaker 77 If you say oligarchy, that means there's an entire class of people that are a problem.

Speaker 61 There's an entire network of people that are a problem.

Speaker 73 But if you say kings,

Speaker 59 you can isolate Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

Speaker 121 And I've criticized Elon Musk a bunch, and I will probably later on in this episode.

Speaker 206 But that's why she wants to use the word king.

Speaker 102 And by the way, there's a meeting where that's decided, okay?

Speaker 38 She doesn't serve any political party.

Speaker 24 She serves a group of people who meet in the woods, and they tell her they have some food for her, and she goes there, and they say, listen to me.

Speaker 63 We're not doing oligarchy.

Speaker 45 We're saying kings.

Speaker 95 And they might not even tell her the reason, but I'll tell you the reason.

Speaker 17 So we can hang all the problems on Trump and Mosque.

Speaker 86 When Sanders talks about an oligarchy, it means there's systems that prop people up.

Speaker 59 There's a network of people.

Speaker 118 We don't like that.

Speaker 39 We don't want that.

Speaker 81 Just say the word kings.

Speaker 59 So this woman who, you know, is a senator or wherever she's from here pops up.

Speaker 91 And they tried to do this with Budajej.

Speaker 118 They tried to do this with Budajej.

Speaker 18 He's the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, and he was in Iraq.

Speaker 98 They always try.

Speaker 79 This is something that, and again, it's not the Democrats.

Speaker 59 The Republicans try to do this all the time.

Speaker 38 And it's not any political party.

Speaker 59 It has nothing to do with politics. It has everything to do with an establishment candidate that makes everybody feel comfortable.

Speaker 24 Mitt Romney, Bain Capital.

Speaker 56 Mormon Mitt Romney, who ran out there and was like, I am a billionaire's billionaire.

Speaker 95 I like money and money likes me and daddy likes everybody getting their beak wet.

Speaker 103 That was the establishment candidate for the Republicans.

Speaker 94 Mitt Romney, Romney.

Speaker 24 There were other people in that primary.

Speaker 96 You don't remember any of them, but they are, but they always coalesce around a certain person.

Speaker 85 They wanted Ron DeSantis because he would have been more malleable, more controllable, but he was a goofball and it didn't work.

Speaker 38 He had the charisma of a shoe, and he couldn't get in.

Speaker 90 So it didn't work.

Speaker 9 But they would have been a lot more comfortable with a guy like Ron DeSantis.

Speaker 25 Okay?

Speaker 104 The way a lot of this works is they're comfortable with two types of people.

Speaker 111 One, someone who they have a control file on, someone who's done illegal things that they know about and they can say,

Speaker 111 remember this?

Speaker 119 Yeah.

Speaker 98 Or they like people, if they don't have a control file on you, you are such a hollow shell of ambition that you simply are a careerist where advancement is your only thing.

Speaker 9 You will tear the flesh off someone's face with your teeth to get ahead.

Speaker 59 These are the two types of people they like.

Speaker 18 They like these empty suit careerists who are just climbing.

Speaker 192 They're institutionalists.

Speaker 201 They know how to climb through institutions.

Speaker 81 And, you know, that's a very, very, very useful person for them.

Speaker 59 The other type of person is someone who they're just controlling.

Speaker 38 They're a drunk.

Speaker 59 They, they fuck people they shouldn't. of different age groups.

Speaker 9 They're on drugs. They're cheating on your wife.

Speaker 18 They're secretly gay, whatever it is.

Speaker 204 You know, that's, these are the types of people that they like.

Speaker 57 And this woman who's in in the CIA, who's a perfect, again, this is a perfect

Speaker 65 resume because they think that the American people still buy into this.

Speaker 8 That's why this is a resume that they think is good.

Speaker 32 They think the American people go, yeah, CIA, the Iraq war, good times.

Speaker 58 Good times, good times.

Speaker 97 Remember that?

Speaker 55 Those breezy summer nights hearing the bombs drop in Fallujah, good times.

Speaker 109 God, good times.

Speaker 17 I was getting my dick sucked on the lake and watching Abu Ghraib torture videos.

Speaker 38 Good times.

Speaker 206 They're so out of it.

Speaker 38 And just having spent the weekend at Harvard, these are sweet kids, but they're in this bubble too, where they're like, why don't you spend time in LA?

Speaker 59 And I'm like, I don't know, the entertainment industry collapsed.

Speaker 55 It's, you know, the vibes are bad.

Speaker 97 And one of them was like, well, what do you mean it collapsed?

Speaker 126 People still watch things.

Speaker 9 People still watch shows.

Speaker 91 I'm like, listen to me.

Speaker 60 You have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 39 I know so many talented people that have a gun in their mouth right now, but they're so far removed from anything.

Speaker 128 And that's why you got to remember these guys who are pushing her out are so far removed.

Speaker 85 They think, now we all know that after 9-11, it was kind of fun.

Speaker 123 And I even talk about it.

Speaker 43 It was nice.

Speaker 100 Candlelight vigils.

Speaker 107 We're going to get them.

Speaker 56 Fucking let's get them.

Speaker 111 We all remember that.

Speaker 24 But by like 2004 or 2005, people kind of realized what was going on.

Speaker 118 But they think it's the good times.

Speaker 39 That's what we want to go back to.

Speaker 24 A Middle East war, a couple of cold brewskis and a Middle East war.

Speaker 59 That's why they're fucking saber-rattling with Iran.

Speaker 88 They go, let's do it again.

Speaker 90 Let's do it again.

Speaker 40 That's what they think people want.

Speaker 80 They want a CIA agent.

Speaker 68 That's how lost they are.

Speaker 59 They think the American people are fans of an agent from the Senate.

Speaker 60 We all know what the CIA does.

Speaker 15 And this is what I mean.

Speaker 46 This is what is so funny about this country.

Speaker 76 The kid from Harvard goes, what do you mean the entertainment industry is collapsing?

Speaker 85 If you went up to a regular random person on the street,

Speaker 118 on the street, a community college dropout like moi,

Speaker 121 and said, how's the entertainment industry doing?

Speaker 76 Nine times out of 10, they'd go, not good.

Speaker 118 They'd go, I know that.

Speaker 38 They'd go, not great.

Speaker 100 They go, I drank off all day for free.

Speaker 24 Whatever's going on and good.

Speaker 73 But at the most prestigious institution, these people completely have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 86 So these people, by the way, that are throwing her out there or Mayor Pete or any of these people who make us remember the Iraq war are not good.

Speaker 38 We don't want to hear the words Middle East.

Speaker 85 The words Middle East are not words I want to hear from anybody.

Speaker 95 Don't say Middle East.

Speaker 17 Do not come into my home and say, unless you're talking about something you've bought in Dubai and show me pictures of it.

Speaker 24 I want to see renderings.

Speaker 101 But other than that, I want to see renderings of what's going on in Dubai.

Speaker 34 It's capital of luxury right now.

Speaker 24 But if

Speaker 63 you are, I wanted to get involved in an investment group building things in Dubai, but I can't.

Speaker 38 I don't have the fucking money to invest.

Speaker 30 I don't have the net worth.

Speaker 39 Maybe I should talk to those Harvard boys.

Speaker 69 But here's the thing.

Speaker 100 This is how out of it they are.

Speaker 89 They keep putting people in front of you who want to talk about 9-11 and the Middle East.

Speaker 63 That's what they want to, That's what they think America's clamoring for.

Speaker 24 More of that.

Speaker 204 More CIA, please.

Speaker 39 More CIA, please.

Speaker 75 And I'm all for the Sam Harris rationalist shit that he wants to do, right?

Speaker 24 Let's be rational and logical and all of that.

Speaker 204 Okay, and what's that?

Speaker 111 And why are we being so rational?

Speaker 24 So we can kill all these kids. Well, that doesn't, what?

Speaker 202 That's why we're being rational and logical.

Speaker 182 Breathe. I want you to breathe right now.

Speaker 24 I want you to imagine that you're a drone and you're about to strike an apartment building full of families. Some of those families are in Hamas.
Breathe in and out.

Speaker 16 You have to start from your diaphragm. Don't breathe from your mouth.
Breathe from your diaphragm.

Speaker 191 I want you to manifest the world you would like to see.

Speaker 24 Is there fire in it? Is there fire in the world you want to see? Oh, it's a righteous fire and it burns bright. It burns bright, doesn't it?

Speaker 49 Breathe in and out.

Speaker 54 It's such a fun archetype.

Speaker 120 I'm all for rational behavior and thinking, And I don't want to live in a Christian theocracy or a Muslim theocracy or any theocracy.

Speaker 35 But I also think, and then people go, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. What do you want?

Speaker 101 Hamas to what do you want to live in Gaza?

Speaker 24 You want a Hamas?

Speaker 24 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 204 Is that the choice?

Speaker 98 Is that the choice?

Speaker 36 I'm saying, I'm simply saying, let's tone it down.

Speaker 39 Tone it down.

Speaker 24 Chill it out.

Speaker 119 I'm not ending the party.

Speaker 110 I'm walking in.

Speaker 106 I'm cool dad going, let's, I know you got to get a few hostages out.

Speaker 36 Cool dad says, just relax.

Speaker 17 We don't want the cops here.

Speaker 57 Okay. We don't want the cops here.
Chill it out a little bit. Okay.
Do you have to kill someone every 30 seconds on TikTok?

Speaker 79 Every 30 seconds there's somebody, there's a murder.

Speaker 24 I'm watching a murder.

Speaker 72 I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat lunch.

Speaker 102 I got a lobster roll half in my mouth and I've got murder on the phone.

Speaker 57 So I'm suggesting it.

Speaker 102 and then everybody just, there's, there's no,

Speaker 24 everybody's like, it's, well, isn't it important that Israel beats Hamas?

Speaker 86 I go, Israel has beaten Hamas.

Speaker 117 They've beaten Hamas.

Speaker 15 They've beaten them

Speaker 24 already.

Speaker 40 They've won.

Speaker 96 Yeah, but there are still, Hamas.

Speaker 204 Yeah, there's still, there was still like Al-Qaeda and ISIS.

Speaker 24 Remember that? What are the, what?

Speaker 24 This crazy idea that you're going to eradicate every person in the world that has a problem with your country or could use violence against your country.

Speaker 118 You'd have to kill everyone.

Speaker 203 You can't kill everyone

Speaker 63 with Russia-Ukraine.

Speaker 59 I've heard people, not only at these nice prestigious schools, but I've heard very smart people say to me,

Speaker 199 I've said we're spending a lot of money on Ukraine, and they've said to me, it's a good cost-benefit analysis to drain the Russian military,

Speaker 67 spending this money and drain the Russian military.

Speaker 24 Now, there is a moral question there.

Speaker 89 Ukraine and Russia

Speaker 82 are throwing 18, 19, 20-year-old kids at this war.

Speaker 47 They're going to gyms and conscripting them. They're making them sign up for the military.

Speaker 17 They're throwing bodies at this conflict.

Speaker 89 And the rationale I've heard from people is it's a good

Speaker 198 cost-benefit analysis to weaken the Russian military by funding the Ukraine.

Speaker 56 What about

Speaker 46 the 18, 19, 20-year-olds whose bodies are being thrown at the conflict?

Speaker 24 And people don't care.

Speaker 54 They don't care.

Speaker 24 It does not move them at all to suggest

Speaker 54 in every war, there is a certain amount of blood where you have to say to yourself, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 17 It doesn't mean you agree with Hamas.

Speaker 121 Doesn't mean you think Vladimir Putin is a stellar individual. It means that you think that there needs to be some agreement that stops bloodshed.

Speaker 33 Okay?

Speaker 9 This crazy logical dance everyone does where they go, remember Afghanistan?

Speaker 124 We were there for 20 years and we left and then the Taliban got the country again?

Speaker 45 When we left, if you were against us leaving, which I'm sure somebody was,

Speaker 45 I'm sure somebody in the bowels of the intelligence community was like, Do we really have to go?

Speaker 70 It's only been 20 years.

Speaker 107 We're just getting going.

Speaker 56 And then they were like, No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 46 The public doesn't even know we're there.

Speaker 63 Like, that's how much the public's checked out.

Speaker 38 They don't even know we're there.

Speaker 39 And if they find out, people remember that when we had that sloppy withdrawal, people were going, we're still in Afghanistan.

Speaker 24 People go, wait a minute, we're still there?

Speaker 86 People really didn't even know we were there.

Speaker 82 And the Taliban marched marched right in and they took the country.

Speaker 129 She's been thinking about this sleepover all week, but I think about her food allergies all the time.

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Speaker 47 Now, all these people yelling about the deal Trump's making for the Ukrainian mineral, you thought this was free?

Speaker 200 Did you think this was free?

Speaker 24 I'm sorry.

Speaker 173 Did you think this was free?

Speaker 198 Do you think we were doing this pro bono?

Speaker 24 How stupid are all of you?

Speaker 62 Did you think we were doing this pro bono?

Speaker 85 That we were giving the Ukraine all of this money for nothing?

Speaker 118 You really thought that?

Speaker 24 You were like, God, we've turned a leaf.

Speaker 108 We've turned a new leaf.

Speaker 118 We became humanitarians overnight.

Speaker 46 This is a mate.

Speaker 81 Did you think it was free?

Speaker 174 That this was a freebie?

Speaker 63 They were getting something on the arm carte blanche.

Speaker 35 You thought that?

Speaker 38 With a brain in your head, you really believe that?

Speaker 58 Why, Trump made this deal where we're taking half the...

Speaker 57 Yeah, that was the whole thing.

Speaker 116 That's why when things like this happen, you try to solve them quickly.

Speaker 60 Because now,

Speaker 24 of course,

Speaker 73 this wasn't free.

Speaker 70 And if you thought it was free, you're fucking crazy.

Speaker 61 The plan was always to get paid back with the rare earth minerals.

Speaker 39 And I guess the fucking, I don't know, bread.

Speaker 17 They're the breadbasket of Europe, the sourdough and Shabata and whatever else they're going.

Speaker 24 I like a good Shabata.

Speaker 56 What are they doing there?

Speaker 79 Apparently it's the breadbasket of Europe.

Speaker 17 So it's the grain fields and the farmland, but more importantly, it's the rare earth minerals that they have.

Speaker 41 And Lindsey Graham said that, and we played it on the show.

Speaker 33 Of course, it's not free.

Speaker 179 You think it's free?

Speaker 84 That's why when things like this happen,

Speaker 38 there's always a rationale.

Speaker 121 And I'm not saying it's a great idea for Iran to have a nuclear weapon, but there's a bunch of ways to deter them to get around that before you launch a full-scale invasion of Iran,

Speaker 24 by the way.

Speaker 91 It's a little crazy.

Speaker 88 Elon Musk is leaving Doge within, I believe, 100 days, or Elon Musk leaves Doge with final speech during 100 days cabinet meeting.

Speaker 112 Fox News, Jesse Waters had all these guys on.

Speaker 32 And you know what the problem with these people is they're young.

Speaker 24 And

Speaker 90 it was, it was, a lot of the Doge stuff they did was sloppy, but they're young.

Speaker 112 And nobody wants really to hear from young people.

Speaker 105 And if Doge was just a bunch of older people, it would have been, it would have looked better.

Speaker 17 They're just too young.

Speaker 63 And one of them's like, my name's Big Balls and I'm whatever.

Speaker 113 If it was just older people,

Speaker 116 it would have, it would have, what if he got really smart and just the young guys could do all the, you know, whatever they're doing, the hacking, and he just cast

Speaker 61 a bunch of people to be Doge,

Speaker 24 like cast people that don't look like they just like fell out of a dorm room.

Speaker 9 But Elon's going, and I think, because I predicted this, Trump is, this is not going to work.

Speaker 23 And the main fight

Speaker 41 in the Trump administration right now is between the Bannonite populist nationalist wing.

Speaker 198 and the tech utopian futurists.

Speaker 8 And that is a fun wing because you have, and they're both fun.

Speaker 39 You have Christian nationalist populists, and then you have tech futurists who believe they are God.

Speaker 56 And so

Speaker 63 it's just fun.

Speaker 103 And by the way, this is a lesson for the Democrats.

Speaker 104 That's how to create a coalition.

Speaker 47 You take a bunch of people who have nothing in common.

Speaker 45 You go, you're a Christian nationalist.

Speaker 59 You're a tech utopian who believes you are God and you're going to live forever.

Speaker 88 Let's all get together and throw a party.

Speaker 24 Here's a red hat. Here's a red hat.

Speaker 97 And none of these people agree on anything.

Speaker 13 Morgan Triessen doesn't agree with Steve Bannon on anything.

Speaker 56 Bannon wants tariffs. He wants borders.

Speaker 66 These guys want visas.

Speaker 60 They want to bring in, like, you know, like Vivek

Speaker 59 was saying they want to bring in a bunch of people from India and China so they could pay them less.

Speaker 63 They want to stack them in bunk beds and have them fucking code and do all this shit that fucking Americans can't do.

Speaker 19 Here's Elon Musk.

Speaker 53 This is a little bit of that Fox News piece right here.

Speaker 208 He's the only one that can do that.

Speaker 208 Get away with it. Well, this person, you know, they say I wear a lot of hats.

Speaker 11 I mean, this is just not hitting.

Speaker 208 Even my hat has a hat.

Speaker 11 Even my hat has a hat. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 208 So,

Speaker 208 you know, the American people voted for secure borders,

Speaker 208 safe cities, and sensible spending. And that's what they've gotten.

Speaker 2 Tremendous amount of speed comes.

Speaker 24 All right, all right, all right.

Speaker 32 Listen,

Speaker 16 if he's going to do this, and I'm not against, in principle, what they're trying to do, because by the way, there is trillions of dollars missing from this government.

Speaker 13 Now, who took it?

Speaker 38 Remember when Donald Rumsel pre-9-11 was like, yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 89 It's two and a half trillion.

Speaker 63 There's a lot of money missing.

Speaker 59 There's a lot of money that falls through the cracks, 1,000%.

Speaker 20 But he,

Speaker 196 him,

Speaker 91 as being the leader of this, is optics are terrible.

Speaker 38 Like, him doing it, the optics are not good.

Speaker 47 Again, do it behind the scenes and cast somebody.

Speaker 115 It's like with Slotkin.

Speaker 109 Now they're failing, but that's what they try.

Speaker 59 It's what the establishment does.

Speaker 58 Take a learn from them.

Speaker 39 She's not pulling the strings, but they go, we like her.

Speaker 47 She looks like a mom, yet she tells everyone she's, you know, she went to the Middle East and tortured a bunch of people.

Speaker 38 We think they'll like that.

Speaker 24 We think that'll play in the panhandle of Florida.

Speaker 79 That's what they should do with Doche.

Speaker 55 Instead of a bunch of college kids running around, you want to at least cast some people that look a little older, a little bit more.

Speaker 57 And there were some, and to be fair, there were some of them in that Fox News piece

Speaker 101 that were a little older.

Speaker 56 I just think Elon

Speaker 65 is not good

Speaker 204 for that brand.

Speaker 124 That is something that I think, I don't know him.

Speaker 55 I met him one time at a New Year's party and he was very nice to me.

Speaker 122 I don't think he's an evil person.

Speaker 81 I think he's a person who's trying to be funny.

Speaker 70 And as I kind of saw it, that Harvard lampoon, really, that's one of the worst things in the world is to try to be funny and fail at it.

Speaker 56 It really is terrible.

Speaker 59 It's one of the hardest things to watch when someone who wants to be funny tries to be funny.

Speaker 124 There's enough cool things about Elon Musk.

Speaker 47 Please just don't try to be funny.

Speaker 98 You do spaceship shit.

Speaker 204 That's just have that be it.

Speaker 88 Have that be it.

Speaker 129 She's been thinking about this sleepover all week, but I think about her food allergies all the time.

Speaker 130 Fortunately, her doctor prescribed Zolar, Omelizumab.

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Speaker 71 Prince Harry, by the way, shout out to Pierce Morgan, who not only had me on, but

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Speaker 70 And he said, get Pierce Morgan's Instagram up because, God, he fucking nailed this.

Speaker 55 He had a great quote about Prince Harry.

Speaker 57 Pierce Morgan said this.

Speaker 10 This is his most recent post about Prince Harry, who,

Speaker 18 you know, he said.

Speaker 191 Where was this? Was this not on his IG?

Speaker 170 He said, I stand, stand.

Speaker 79 But no, his real, not his show, him.

Speaker 16 Get his personal one.

Speaker 25 I follow his personal one. It's more fun.

Speaker 190 Yes.

Speaker 15 Let me read this.

Speaker 24 Read it.

Speaker 9 Read it, producer, because I want the wording exactly right. You're closer to it.

Speaker 211 I stand with King Charles against his treacherous rat of a son, Harry.

Speaker 39 Correct. That is correct.

Speaker 109 By the way, that is correct.

Speaker 33 That is correct.

Speaker 90 That is correct.

Speaker 47 Who's with me? Pierce Morgan.

Speaker 50 Say it again.

Speaker 73 Play it again, Sam.

Speaker 42 Say it.

Speaker 211 I stand with King Charles against his treacherous rat of a son, Harry.

Speaker 35 Who's with me?

Speaker 24 I am Pierce.

Speaker 95 I am with you because Harry is a rat and he's treacherous.

Speaker 79 He's a treacherous rat, and his father's dying of cancer, and he's on an interview.

Speaker 86 Yeah, let's play a little bit of this.

Speaker 39 This is absolutely repulsive.

Speaker 127 This Prince Harry, he's a gutless human being.

Speaker 61 His father's got cancer, and this guy, he just sucks.

Speaker 24 He's still, they're still whining about bullshit, these people.

Speaker 55 I mean, it really is such a fucking nightmare.

Speaker 194 You have a dad who's got cancer, who's fighting a battle, and he might not win it, and then you're on an interview whining about your family.

Speaker 39 All right, let's take a little listen here.

Speaker 212 I can't see a world in which I would be bringing my wife and children back to the UK at this point.

Speaker 212 And

Speaker 212 the things that they're going to miss is, well, everything.

Speaker 212 I love my country. I always have done.

Speaker 212 Despite what some people in that country have done.

Speaker 212 So

Speaker 212 I miss the UK. I miss parts of the UK, of course I do.
And I think that it's really quite sad that I won't be able to show my children my homeland. There is a lot of control and ability

Speaker 212 in my father's hands. Ultimately,

Speaker 212 this whole thing could be resolved through him.

Speaker 212 Not necessarily by intervening, but by

Speaker 212 stepping aside, allowing the experts.

Speaker 24 He's fighting cancer, you prick.

Speaker 212 Through him.

Speaker 212 Not necessarily by intervening, but by stepping aside, allowing the experts to do what is necessary and to carry out an RMB. That said,

Speaker 212 this all

Speaker 212 was initiated under a previous government. There is now a new government.

Speaker 212 I have had it described to me once people knew about the facts that this

Speaker 212 is an old-fashioned good old-fashioned establishment stitch-up and that's what it feels like. There have been so many

Speaker 212 disagreements, differences between me and

Speaker 212 some of my family.

Speaker 199 This is the problem.

Speaker 25 Him and this woman want more security.

Speaker 191 They were supposed to live on the property and they get the security being in the castle.

Speaker 49 They don't want that.

Speaker 199 They want to live somewhere else and then have the royal family pay for their security.

Speaker 60 And the royal family's like, hey, man,

Speaker 37 we offered you a nice cottage on the grounds of the castle and enough.

Speaker 56 Like,

Speaker 81 what is it with you people?

Speaker 121 He's got enough money. They're rich.

Speaker 85 They can pay for their own security.

Speaker 112 is the, these are two, they're con artists.

Speaker 38 And they're, they're con, they're like, number one, I guess, stop doing things that make people want to kill you.

Speaker 203 That's number one.

Speaker 24 But

Speaker 80 stop doing that.

Speaker 102 But number two,

Speaker 194 you're fine. You're safe.

Speaker 53 You'll have enough security.

Speaker 201 This is like a fakeish.

Speaker 25 They're con artists.

Speaker 50 And this has been their sticking point: the security.

Speaker 177 Keep playing this goon.

Speaker 212 This current situation that has been on now, ongoing for five years with regard to

Speaker 212 human life and safety is the sticking point.

Speaker 212 It is the only thing that's left.

Speaker 212 Of course, some members of my family will never forgive me for writing a book.

Speaker 212 Of course, they will never forgive me for lots of things.

Speaker 24 By the way, I'll be saying this exact thing when my book comes out. It's like I'm attacking him.

Speaker 30 I'll be saying the same thing in six months.

Speaker 212 There is,

Speaker 212 I would love reconciliation with my family.

Speaker 70 Then call them. You're on the BBC.

Speaker 23 You're on a news show.

Speaker 27 This guy's on a news show.

Speaker 24 I would love a reconciliation with my family.

Speaker 37 Then call it, supposedly they won't take his call.

Speaker 24 I wouldn't either.

Speaker 212 I've always,

Speaker 212 you know, there's no point in continuing to fight anymore. As I said, life is precious.

Speaker 212 I don't know how much longer my father has.

Speaker 212 he won't speak to me because of this security stuff.

Speaker 212 But it would be nice to it would be nice to reconcile. As I learned through the First Nations throughout Canada, because of the Invictus Games,

Speaker 212 their goal in life was always truth and reconciliation.

Speaker 212 I turned around to them in many conversations and I said, right, but...

Speaker 200 As I learned from the savages that we imprisoned many years ago,

Speaker 191 their goal in life was reconciliation.

Speaker 200 This guy, he's demanding like security.

Speaker 8 She's paranoid.

Speaker 191 They think everyone's trying to kill.

Speaker 39 By the way, this is the worst.

Speaker 12 These are the worst type of people.

Speaker 85 The people that no matter what can never have like enough security around, they're clearly safe.

Speaker 64 They're click they, they have security.

Speaker 38 They've been offered a place to live on the grounds of a fucking castle.

Speaker 97 And they just, they want like around the clock, full security.

Speaker 57 Who's what is happening here?

Speaker 192 Like, that's the only reason that this guy is still in this multi-year war with his cancer-stricken father is because he doesn't the he doesn't have enough security who

Speaker 46 all right get him out of here get him out of here reconcile with your family you fish wife that's an english insult fish wife

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Speaker 84 Mark Zuckerberg says Americans, the average American has fewer than three friends, but thinks AI can fix that.

Speaker 50 So let's just take a glimpse of what's coming.

Speaker 24 I want,

Speaker 59 I want, because people say to me, like, you're very critical of the tech people.

Speaker 123 And sometimes I can be in some of them I like, like that guy, Tramath Pabala, whatever his name is.

Speaker 97 I like him.

Speaker 109 And I like the other ones too, the other criminals.

Speaker 43 I like them.

Speaker 63 But I want you, let's play this clip here.

Speaker 45 This This is Mark Zuckerberg talking about

Speaker 84 creating friend, using AI to create friends for people.

Speaker 8 Does this seem, and I'm asking a question, again, I don't want to seem judgmental here.

Speaker 17 Does this seem like the right way forward

Speaker 9 to anyone?

Speaker 84 Is anyone listening to this?

Speaker 201 thinking that this is the right way forward for society to have your friends be artificial intelligence and then eventually the people that you are sexually attracted to be artificial intelligence.

Speaker 204 I'm just at because that's the plan.

Speaker 65 Again, this is coming from him.

Speaker 201 So that's the plan is to just have all of your relationships in life predominantly be AI.

Speaker 61 I'm curious as is that a good way forward for society?

Speaker 127 Again, Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 214 I do think that people are going to use

Speaker 214 AI for a lot of these social tasks. Already one of the main things that we see people using MetaAI for is kind of talking through difficult conversations that they need to have with

Speaker 214 people in their life. It's like, okay, my, you know, my, my, I'm having this issue with my girlfriend or whatever.
Like, help me have this conversation.

Speaker 214 Or like, I need to have this hard conversation with my boss at work. Like, how do I have that conversation?

Speaker 214 That's pretty helpful. And then I think as the personalization loop kicks in and the AI just starts to get to know you.

Speaker 76 By the way, what he's basically saying, if you listen, is don't learn how to be a person.

Speaker 32 That's literally what he's saying.

Speaker 84 What he is saying, if you listen to what he is saying, I mean, genuinely, if you listen to what he's saying, he's basically saying, hi, I know the skills you think you need to have to be a human being.

Speaker 76 Here's the good news.

Speaker 24 You don't.

Speaker 24 Better.

Speaker 214 I think that will just be really compelling.

Speaker 214 You know, one thing just from working on social media for a long time

Speaker 214 is

Speaker 214 there's the stat that I always think is crazy. The average American, I think, has, I think it's fewer than three friends,

Speaker 214 three people that they'd consider friends. And the average person has demand for meaningfully more.
I think it's like 15 friends or something, right?

Speaker 214 I guess there's probably some point where you're like, all right, I'm just too busy. I can't deal with more people.

Speaker 214 But the average person wants more connectivity, connection than they have.

Speaker 214 So, you know, there's a lot of questions that people ask of stuff like, okay,

Speaker 214 is this going to replace kind of in-person connections or real-life connections? And my default is that the answer to that is probably no.

Speaker 214 I think it, it, it, you know, I think that there are all these things that are better about kind of physical connections when you can have them.

Speaker 214 But the reality is that people people just don't have the connection and they feel more alone

Speaker 214 a lot of the time than they would like. So I think that a lot of these things that today there might be a little bit of a stigma around.
Yes.

Speaker 209 Yes.

Speaker 214 I would guess that over time

Speaker 214 we will find the vocabulary as a society to be able to articulate why that is valuable and why the people who are doing these things are like why they are rational for doing it and like and how it is adding value for their for their lives.

Speaker 214 but also i think that the field is very early so um

Speaker 214 i mean it's like i i think you know there are a handful of companies and stuff who are doing virtual therapist and okay you know there's like virtual girlfriend type stuff right okay so basically what he's saying is that there's a little stigma right now to probably having an ai girlfriend or friends but that in time we're going to come up with the vocabulary to justify why those things are valuable.

Speaker 123 Now,

Speaker 89 I want to unpack this

Speaker 32 a little bit because this is where we're going.

Speaker 70 There's no doubt about it. There's no doubt about it.

Speaker 190 There's absolutely not a question as to what these people want.

Speaker 180 They do not want you to be a human being.

Speaker 43 They do not want you to have human connections.

Speaker 24 He goes, well, I guess it's probably better to have human connections.

Speaker 88 Like it might be like they probably not.

Speaker 47 Like it's hard to make friends.

Speaker 125 It's hard to have a girlfriend. It's hard to have a boyfriend.

Speaker 81 It's hard to date.

Speaker 180 Everything is hard.

Speaker 50 Everything in life that is rewarding is ultimately hard.

Speaker 31 But if you were going to turn people into

Speaker 18 antisocial digital slaves that are obedient.

Speaker 200 So wait a minute. By the way, if you have all these AI friends, they can turn them off.

Speaker 23 They could turn them off.

Speaker 89 They could turn your AI girlfriend off.

Speaker 16 They could turn all of these things off.

Speaker 39 So if you've arranged your social life with AI friends, they can all go, goodbye-bye.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 8 If you rip human connections away from people and feed their emotional needs with artificial intelligence, Tell them that they can rehearse conversations with artificial intelligence.

Speaker 77 Tell them that every skill,

Speaker 33 a communicative skill that they need to learn how to develop, those hard conversations that do suck, that are tough, that you get to tell your friend about later and go, fuck, that was brutal.

Speaker 201 They're saying there's a great cheat code to being a human being.

Speaker 127 You just, and here's the cheat code, be less of one.

Speaker 64 That's the cheat code.

Speaker 83 Be less of a human being.

Speaker 20 I will die on the hill that this stuff's not good.

Speaker 16 I'm telling you.

Speaker 24 I will die on the hill

Speaker 73 that this stuff is not good

Speaker 105 because it is taking in life what is challenging what is difficult what is ugly what is messy what is ultimately human

Speaker 44 and replacing it with something that is clean that is efficient and that is easy and i'm telling you and i know that you feel like this is the final thing I know people are like, well, what about DoorDash?

Speaker 88 Isn't that easy?

Speaker 184 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is easier.

Speaker 200 But you can still have human friends.

Speaker 41 You can still put your dick in a person or have the person put their dick in you or whatever.

Speaker 39 You could still procreate and have children, get married, whatever.

Speaker 18 This is,

Speaker 170 and the way that they're kind of, they're throwing it out is like, listen, in time, we're just going to find the vocabulary for why you don't need human friendships.

Speaker 88 That's what he's saying.

Speaker 15 He goes, we're just going to find the vocabulary in time for why you don't need a human girlfriend.

Speaker 38 We're going to find the vocabulary for that.

Speaker 112 Basically what he's saying is we haven't found the vocabulary for that.

Speaker 17 We haven't found the words yet for that.

Speaker 42 What does that world look like where you're hanging out with your AI friends?

Speaker 24 What does that world look like?

Speaker 26 What is it where, and then your AI friends start to influence you?

Speaker 45 They start to program you. Your AI friends start to tell you things.

Speaker 59 You start to learn things from your AI.

Speaker 116 And who programs all these AI friends, by the way?

Speaker 24 All these AI friends and girlfriends and all these new characters in your life, who's in charge of them and who can shut them off?

Speaker 204 This guy, that guy, that's the guy, and others

Speaker 56 like him.

Speaker 61 You do have to realize that there is something very creepy

Speaker 93 about this.

Speaker 53 There's something odd about and I'm not trying to be like one of these Luddites who hates technology and doesn't think that AI has any good applications.

Speaker 38 I think it has absolutely some good applications.

Speaker 18 Blah, but listen, I get it.

Speaker 16 I make a living on YouTube, right?

Speaker 9 I make a living doing stand-up comedy.

Speaker 25 I'm your mother on Netflix.

Speaker 61 I make a living talking to people with technology.

Speaker 45 That's why Lampoon is so interesting to see. It's like this historic thing that has,

Speaker 47 it's valuable to me only in the sense of like going to a museum because now comedy is driven primarily digitally.

Speaker 201 Everybody's just, you know, out there doing things.

Speaker 50 The gatekeepers are kind of done.

Speaker 84 And those old legacy institutions comedically are certainly suffering, if not completely eliminated.

Speaker 39 So I'm not a Luddite.

Speaker 26 I don't think we should not have technology.

Speaker 17 But when the biggest guy in the game is telling you your girlfriend and your friends are going to be AI and that the only problem with that is that we haven't figured out a way to describe it yet.

Speaker 97 We haven't found a word for it yet.

Speaker 45 You should start thinking about.

Speaker 63 But again, I don't want to get too stressed out.

Speaker 75 Stress is a killer.

Speaker 61 The cortisol levels stress you out.

Speaker 12 I want you to breathe.

Speaker 15 Inhale, and then I want you to exhale.

Speaker 83 I want you to breathe.

Speaker 62 I want you to go to me.

Speaker 69 I want you to picture that you are sitting on a mountain.

Speaker 23 I want you to be on a mountain with me.

Speaker 117 Be on a mountain right now.

Speaker 199 Be on a mountain right now with me.

Speaker 182 And the lights, the night sky is lit up with stars.

Speaker 201 And drone strikes.

Speaker 15 And I want you to breathe.

Speaker 54 And in the distance, you just see white smoke rising up.

Speaker 49 And that's justice.

Speaker 49 I want you to breathe with me and hear the screams.

Speaker 49 Understand.

Speaker 191 Understand it's necessary. The indiscriminate bombing of civilians is necessary.

Speaker 24 Just breathe with me.

Speaker 24 In and out.

Speaker 49 From the diaphragm, breathe. Just in and out.
Just breathe with me.

Speaker 200 Just breathe with me.

Speaker 127 If you have a problem with this, ask your AI girlfriend.

Speaker 49 Your AI girlfriend gets it.

Speaker 52 She's in the IDF.

Speaker 24 Just breathe in and out.

Speaker 191 In and out. Tim Dylan show every Saturday.

Speaker 160 Breathe.

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